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Started by PhillyGirl, August 03, 2005, 09:25:15 PM

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PhillyGirl




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rjs246

He looks like Arnold in Total Recall when he's trying to bust out of the recall chair thingy. If I could think of a quote from that scene I'd use that as the caption, but I killed most of my brain cells a long time ago.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

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JTrotter Fan

Ya know, he looks strangely similar to a player on the Tampa Bay Bucaneers.  That's weird.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

The obvious one, "GRRRRR.. Oh well, I just crapped my pants!"

QB Eagles

Guy in back: "Holy crap, that's the biggest, fastest Sybian I've ever seen! Come on Tiki, you can take it!"

Diomedes

If those plates are 45 lb each...he's got seven on each side.  Thats 630lbs, not counting the bar or any smaller plates he might have on the end (I can't tell).

I don't know what kind of wieght these guys normally squat, so maybe this is par for the course.  But I'm impressed nevertheless.
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Zanshin

All told, it's closer to 700 pounds.  It's certainly a lot of weight, for a guy his size (since he's only about 5'10.)  Not obscene though...I've known guys personally who could do that and a bit more.  Not to minimize it, though...safe to say Tiki has some strong legs.

MURP

typical bar weighs 45 pounds, although that one looks a little more heavy duty with the shoulder levers etc.    Include the smaller plate on the end and Z is right, over 700lb's.   

Yeti

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Wingspan

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Zanshin

According to this, Barber typically presses 950 pounds with his legs.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

I don't know, RJS...Tiki has some strong looking teeth in that pic.  Might want to reconsider.

rjs246

His breath might be strong, but those teeth look like they could use a good kick or three.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.