Anyone had a good meal at a restaurant lately?

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hillary is ruth chris steakhouse

[Rome]

There's a juice bar up the street from my office and I stopped in for a smoothie at lunch.  I asked the girl if I could have it without yogurt and she informed me they were 100% vegan and didn't serve yogurt there.  Perfect. 

Anyway, she starts loading ingredients into the blender, only she puts in like 4 whole bananas, 15 strawberries, etc. and I say, um, I asked for a small, you realize that, right?  She says, oh yeah I know, I've got two other customers who are waiting for the same smoothie, so I figured I'd just kill two birds with one stone.

I busted out laughing and said, oh really?

She looked at me and said, what?

I said, kill two birds with one stone... in a Vegan joint???  Kinda ironic, no?

She stopped cold and said, oh God, did I really say that?

Yep.  And thanks for the laugh.

[MDS]

best pizza joint in each state

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-best-pizza-in-every-state-in-america

ate at the PA jawn last week and it was insane....for the 3 of you in philly i highly recommend it

i finished a 16 incher myself, so keep that in mind

[Sgt PSN]

hillary is ruth chris steakhouse

It's actually Ruth's Chris you MA loving dickbag.

[Sgt PSN]

There's a juice bar up the street from my office and I stopped in for a smoothie at lunch.  I asked the girl if I could have it without yogurt and she informed me they were 100% vegan and didn't serve yogurt there.  Perfect. 

Anyway, she starts loading ingredients into the blender, only she puts in like 4 whole bananas, 15 strawberries, etc. and I say, um, I asked for a small, you realize that, right?  She says, oh yeah I know, I've got two other customers who are waiting for the same smoothie, so I figured I'd just kill two birds with one stone.

I busted out laughing and said, oh really?

She looked at me and said, what?

I said, kill two birds with one stone... in a Vegan joint???  Kinda ironic, no?

She stopped cold and said, oh God, did I really say that?

Yep.  And thanks for the laugh.

[Rome]

Farts!

[Beermonkey]

There's a juice bar up the street from my office and I stopped in for a smoothie at lunch.  I asked the girl if I could have it without yogurt and she informed me they were 100% vegan and didn't serve yogurt there.  Perfect. 

Anyway, she starts loading ingredients into the blender, only she puts in like 4 whole bananas, 15 strawberries, etc. and I say, um, I asked for a small, you realize that, right?  She says, oh yeah I know, I've got two other customers who are waiting for the same smoothie, so I figured I'd just kill two birds with one stone.

I busted out laughing and said, oh really?

She looked at me and said, what?

I said, kill two birds with one stone... in a Vegan joint???  Kinda ironic, no?

She stopped cold and said, oh God, did I really say that?

Yep.  And thanks for the laugh.

It's not trending much better on Facebook either

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i finished a 16 incher myself, so keep that in mind

I'm impressed with your deep throat.

[Rome]

It's not trending much better on Facebook either

Double farts!

[PhillyPhreak54]

There's a juice bar up the street from my office and I stopped in for a smoothie at lunch.  I asked the girl if I could have it without yogurt and she informed me they were 100% vegan and didn't serve yogurt there.  Perfect. 

Anyway, she starts loading ingredients into the blender, only she puts in like 4 whole bananas, 15 strawberries, etc. and I say, um, I asked for a small, you realize that, right?  She says, oh yeah I know, I've got two other customers who are waiting for the same smoothie, so I figured I'd just kill two birds with one stone.

I busted out laughing and said, oh really?

She looked at me and said, what?

I said, kill two birds with one stone... in a Vegan joint???  Kinda ironic, no?

She stopped cold and said, oh God, did I really say that?

Yep.  And thanks for the laugh.

look at you with your fancy schmancy vegan smoothies, daddy warbucks

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Coupon for buy one get one, Mickey D's sausage mcmuffin w/egg. Breakfast and lunch. Boom.

[hunt]

^ today was a good day. 

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^ today was a good day. 

gotta listen to ice cube now.

[Sgt PSN]

My local Mikey D's doesn't serve hashbrowns all day. They stop making them at like 10am. Lazy fargs.

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Fascists !