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Title: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 18, 2013, 03:13:28 PM
It's about time for a new thread.  Russell yelled at me for starting one last year, but I won the chip so farg you.  I do what I want.  And maybe we should like, I dunno, try setting a draft date.

I know last season we talked about making some changes and possibly opening up 2 more spots.  Dio is out because it's too hard to work the waiver wire from the bottom of a ditch so we need at least 1 person to take his team. 

I also don't remember if I brought it up last year or not (and I'm too lazy to look) but I think we should reduce the number of keepers we can take from one year to the next.  I'm thinking something like 1 QB, 3 RB/WR (any combination), 1 TE/K/Def (choice of 1), 1 rook.  Basically just eliminating 1 keeper.

Is everyone else IN or OUT?
Who wants Dio's terrible roster? 
Do we want to add 2 more teams? 
Do we want to change keeper rules?   


Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 18, 2013, 03:46:28 PM
I'm going to start a different thread exclusively to tell you to shut the farg up about your retarded ideas.

1. Dio's not out. He's just whiny right now because he's going through his menstrual cycle.

2. You're stupid

3. Instead of opening this up to two more rosters and having even less interest, let's up the ante by a few bucks, literally, make it $28.

4. Rules are fine as far as I'm concerned. There weren't really any complaints from last season.

5. I think the keeper number is fine, I don't think it needs a complete overhaul, but the 3RB/WR might be the best idea you've had in a long time including things not involving fantasy football.

6. You're going to die of lung cancer.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 18, 2013, 03:57:04 PM
So are you IN or OUT?  And I'm talking about the Keeper League, not the closet you spooge chewing rectum ranger. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 18, 2013, 04:23:32 PM
I'm in.

And I've been out a long time ago. 

Eat me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on July 18, 2013, 05:18:26 PM
Oh Christ, Chuggie won me over.  [So did my other friend.]  I feel so loved and wanted.   I'll stay if you'll have me.  But farg, this league needs some changes, and no matter what, I'm not paying half the attention to this shtein that I once did.

I say reduce the number of keepers to 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR/TE, and 1 Rookie.  No TE/D/K keeper.  The problem with the way we've been running it is that you can essentially keep your entire starting line up.  That makes for a pretty static league and discourages trades and waiver wire activity.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 18, 2013, 05:47:55 PM
Dio is staying....woohoo!!!!!

:crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 18, 2013, 05:51:11 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 18, 2013, 05:18:26 PM
I say reduce the number of keepers to 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR/TE, and 1 Rookie.  No TE/D/K keeper. 

I don't know if anyone would go for that drastic of a change.  Maybe something like 1 QB, 3 RB/WR/TE (any combo up to 3), 1 Rook/K/Def?  That would reduce our keepers from 7 to 5 and might open up the trade market a bit.  I dunno....I'm just spitballing.  I agree that trades are far, few and in between and reducing the # of keepers would/should encourage more trade activity during the season. 

Also, welcome back.  I almost hope you win this year so I can mail that terrible sun catcher back to you. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on July 18, 2013, 06:12:10 PM
I think the special slot for the rookie is the best thing going in our Keeper scheme, so I'd retain that.  But we're keeping far too many other players, so any reduction is an improvement.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 18, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Agreed.

Keep the rookie,

Maybe we say scrap the QB?

3 of any combo RB/WR

1 TE/D/K

Keeping things fresh yo!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on July 18, 2013, 08:49:30 PM
Shut up or I'll quit again.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on July 19, 2013, 09:34:15 AM
Who the farg is the commish of this shteinhole league? Rusty?

I'd rather keep the same amount of keepers as we have because of the blockbuster trade I made a year or two ago. I've always thought of this as more of a dynasty league than just a keeper league. But whatever, I'll play no matter what unless we don't up the ante to exactly $28...then I'll Dio out of this bitch.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 19, 2013, 10:21:32 AM
With the first selection of the 2014 Keeper League draft, Tomahawk selects...Marty Booker.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2013, 02:51:16 PM
Yeah, it's still Rusty.  I went to our league page and there was an option to send the commish a reminder.  So I did.  I suggest you all do the same.  If that doesn't work, we'll bombard him on FB. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on July 19, 2013, 08:17:51 PM
I'm not facebook friends with any of you dingleberries.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 20, 2013, 12:47:38 AM
We know.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 20, 2013, 04:08:30 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 19, 2013, 08:17:51 PM
I'm not facebook friends with any of you dingleberries.

I thought the hooker stole your log-in too. What was the result of the HIV test by the way? You never said.

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2013, 09:36:04 AM
i thought we voted to reduce keepers during last season, let me check back in this thread.

oh, it's a new thread
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 23, 2013, 02:17:56 PM
I don't think we actually settled how many keepers to take away, but I do remember talking about eliminating 1 or 2 from the mix.  I skimmed through last year's thread but didn't see anything.  I did notice that PC said he was dropping out and Munson is taking his place.  Is this still the case? 

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: phillycrew on July 23, 2013, 04:03:46 PM
Yeah, I'm out.  Not sure who is taking over.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 23, 2013, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: Munson on January 05, 2013, 03:10:09 AM
I'll probably drive myself crazy trying to do 3 money leagues next year but I would take over his team if no one had any objections.

Quote from: hbionic on January 05, 2013, 04:10:53 AM
I'm good with Munson in the league.

Quote from: Diomedes on January 05, 2013, 07:28:47 AM
Me too.

Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 05, 2013, 11:00:54 AM
His money will look just as good as anyone else's in my wallet next year.

Quote from: rjs246 on January 07, 2013, 11:12:31 AM
I am ok with Munson joining as long as he doesn't try to talk to me about football, fantasy football or molesting his students.

Send me a PM with your address and I'll invite you to the league next year or something. Whatever.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 23, 2013, 04:16:12 PM
Were there any trades involving draft picks for this year that need to be accounted for? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 23, 2013, 04:28:34 PM
I'm pretty sure t-hawk made a trade involving him giving up his 6th rounder in next season's draft and in return he gets to finger your mom. In the butt. Tonight.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on July 31, 2013, 10:11:34 AM
The league is up you asshats. Someone give me munsons info and I'll invite him. Also rule changes can suck my nut since I'm the one who has to implement them. If you monkeys get unanimous on this bitch I'll change them. Otherwise I don't feel like doing it. Ready go.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2013, 11:44:58 AM
i propose the following changes to the keeper rule:

1 QB, 1 Rb, 1 WR, 1 rookie


Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on July 31, 2013, 12:20:32 PM
I was invited back to my buddy's big money league this year (was told last year that it was a one-off type deal), which means this would be my 4th pay league this year, so I don't think I'd be able to swing this one. Well, I could, but I don't want to commit to it and then do zesty things like forget to set the lineup on sunday or some bullshtein like that. Sorry   :CF. If you can't find anyone else to take mic's place, I'll still do it, I just hate the idea of possibly not being able to give it my full attention.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on July 31, 2013, 12:39:59 PM
Ok so who wants in?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 31, 2013, 01:13:20 PM
Munson, this is the exact reason you don't get invited to parties.

Sign up, stop being a bitch, and this is going to be the greatest experience you'll ever have in life.

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2013, 03:12:37 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 31, 2013, 10:11:34 AM
The league is up you asshats. 

Did you send out invites?  Because I didn't get one, and incase you haven't noticed, I'm kind of a big deal. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2013, 03:14:25 PM
Never mind.....I decided to check yahoo's fantasy page and saw the invite there.  Carry on. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2013, 03:19:26 PM
If you need another guy, I could probably do it. What are the rules these days? And what does his crap team look like?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2013, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on July 31, 2013, 03:19:26 PM
If you need another guy, I could probably do it. What are the rules these days? And what does his crap team look like?

Here's the roster:

QB - Peyton Manning
QB - Tony Romo (K)

RB - Steven Jackson (K)   
RB - Chris Johnson (K)   
RB - Marcel Reece   
RB - Darren Sproles   

WR - Malcom Floyd
WR - Percy Harvin (K)   
WR - Jeremy Maclin      
WR - Roddy White (K)   
WR - Mike Williams

TE - Owen Daniels
TE - Vernon Davis (K)

K - Lawrence Tynes

Def/ST - Baltimore

(K) = Players he designated as keepers going into last season.  You can keep whoever you want. 

Also looks like he didn't have a rookie on his roster to roll over to this season. 

Keeper Rules (as of right now):

Owners can keep the following players from 1 year to the next:

1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 Rookie (any position)
1 TE/K/Def (choose 1 of the 3)

Scoring is pretty standard, non-PPR. 

Offense                             League Value   
Passing Yards                     25 yards per point   
Passing Touchdowns             6   
Interceptions                    -2   
Rushing Yards                     10 yards per point   
Rushing Touchdowns             6   
Reception Yards                     10 yards per point   
Reception Touchdowns             6   
Return Yards                     30 yards per point   0
Return Touchdowns             6   
2-Point Conversions             2   
Fumbles Lost                    -2   
Offensive Fumble Return TD     6   


Kickers                                League Value   
Field Goals 0-19 Yards                3   
Field Goals 20-29 Yards             3   
Field Goals 30-39 Yards                3   
Field Goals 40-49 Yards                4   
Field Goals 50+ Yards                5   
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards    -3   
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards  -2   
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards  -1   
Point After Attempt Made        1   
Point After Attempt Missed       -1   

Defense/Special Teams        League Value   
Sack                                        1   
Interception                        2   
Fumble Recovery                        2   
Touchdown                                6   
Safety                                2   
Block Kick                                2   
Return Yards                       30 yards per point   
Kickoff and Punt Return TD       6   
Points Allowed 0 points              10   
Points Allowed 1-6 points       7   
Points Allowed 7-13 points       4   
Points Allowed 14-20 points       1   
Points Allowed 21-27 points       0   
Points Allowed 28-34 points      -1   
Points Allowed 35+ points      -4   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2013, 03:44:58 PM
Harvin AND Maclin. He was a visionary. Is there a wager of some sort involved in this league now?

If I'm not jumping in line, I suppose I could come back into the Keeper fold.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2013, 03:49:23 PM
Haha.....yeah, I noticed Maclin and Harvin and had to chuckle a bit.  It's not a bad roster even with those 2 injured.  He finished 7th out of 8, but his record was 7-7....along with the 5th and 6th place teams.  So it's not like you're taking over a train wreck. 

$25 entry fee.  And if Munson is serious about not getting in then I think that would make you next in line.  Farg it, it's only Munson....who gives a shtein what he wants?   I'm cool with gthistle taking the spot.   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2013, 03:52:26 PM
Well, the powers that be can let me know after praying to the gods about it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2013, 04:05:18 PM
Jerry's Kids

QB - Brady, Tom
QB - Wilson, Russell (R)

RB - Forte, Matt
RB - Spiller, CJ
RB - McFadden, Darren
RB - Wilson, David (R)
RB - Greene, Shonn

WR - Johnson, Calvin
WR - Boldin, Anquan
WR - Smith, Torrey
WR - Moore, Lance
WR - Brown, Antonio

TE - Gonzalez, Tony

K - Gostkowski, Stephen

Def/ST - Chicago

Russell Wilson is on the trading block if anyone is interested.   

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 31, 2013, 04:45:15 PM
Z, it's just a bunch of miserable iceholes, playing for $200 dollars, with little to no trash talk, throughout the season, but Sarge loves penis.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2013, 04:49:06 PM
Yours in particular, I assume.

So, it's like when I won the league and turned over my good team to someone (RJS?), only for a few bucks now. Got it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2013, 04:50:59 PM
If I get Culpepper and Moss again, watch the farg out.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2013, 05:05:15 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 31, 2013, 11:44:58 AM
i propose the following changes to the keeper rule:

1 QB, 1 Rb, 1 WR, 1 rookie


Seconded
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on July 31, 2013, 06:46:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 31, 2013, 05:05:15 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 31, 2013, 11:44:58 AM
i propose the following changes to the keeper rule:

1 QB, 1 Rb, 1 WR, 1 rookie


Seconded

I vote nay this year. farg unanimity
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2013, 06:52:11 PM
icehole.

This league is stale as shtein because everyone gets to keep essentially their entire starting roster.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on July 31, 2013, 06:59:58 PM
Aaaaaaaaaand after looking at my roster, I'm changing my vote to yay  :yay

QBs
Drew Brees

RBs
Jamaal Charles
Bryce Brown (R)
Knowshon Moreno
Michael Bush
Ryan Matthews

WRs
A.J. Green
Greg Jennings
Brandon Marshall
Vincent Jackson
Mike Wallace
Danario Alexander

TEs
Aaron Hernandez

K
Matt Bryant

D
Denver
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2013, 07:03:11 PM
That's three yays. 

I'm telling you fargers, we need to change this system.  Make Yuppie Rusty change the rules.  Vote yes.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2013, 07:34:31 PM
Aaron Hernandez is going to literally kill it for you this year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on July 31, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2013, 03:49:23 PM
$25 entry fee.  And if Munson is serious about not getting in then I think that would make you next in line.  Farg it, it's only Munson....who gives a shtein what he wants?   I'm cool with gthistle taking the spot.

:-D

I really did want to do this this season when I thought I'd be back down to two leagues again, but once I was invited back to the big money league, I realized taking on a 4th league would be a lot of shtein to deal with.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2013, 09:30:10 AM
Gthistle. Gimme your email address.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 01, 2013, 09:36:21 AM
Sent it on FB to avoid the spambots that troll forums.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 11:28:42 AM
Quote from: SunMo on July 31, 2013, 11:44:58 AM
i propose the following changes to the keeper rule:

1 QB, 1 Rb, 1 WR, 1 rookie

Not a huge fan of this.  My proposal:

1 QB, 3 RB/WR/TE/K/Def (choose any 3), 1 Rook.

But I won't be a total dick about it.  If the 6 other owners like Sunny's proposal and I'm the odd man out, then I'll vote in favor of it. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 01, 2013, 11:33:59 AM
I'm fine with your adaptation if you reduce the 3 rb/wr/te/k/def to 2.

i think 4 keeps in a 8 team league is enough
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 01, 2013, 11:45:04 AM
I'd object to the rookie requirement, mostly because my previous owner decided to not plan for that.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 12:36:14 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 01, 2013, 11:33:59 AM
I'm fine with your adaptation if you reduce the 3 rb/wr/te/k/def to 2.

i think 4 keeps in a 8 team league is enough

Which is also why we should add 2 more teams.  Too late do do that this year, imo, but it's something that we might want to strongly consider for next year.  Of course, that would mean that :CF needs at least 10 people still posting here, which may or may not be viable. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 12:37:33 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 01, 2013, 11:45:04 AM
I'd object to the rookie requirement, mostly because my previous owner decided to not plan for that.

Since you're taking over a team, I'd have no problem with you selecting a rookie from last season to designate as a keeper before the draft.

What say everyone else? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 12:38:47 PM
Also, I'll totally trade you Russell Wilson for your #1 pick. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 01, 2013, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 12:37:33 PMSince you're taking over a team, I'd have no problem with you selecting a rookie from last season to designate as a keeper before the draft.

What say everyone else? 

Fair.  How does he he know which Rookies are available for him to put dibs on though?

But look, I'll agree to just about any rule proposal that greatly reduces the number of keepers.  I think SunMo's 1/1/1/1 is the best but if everyone wants 1/2/1/1 that's better than our current situation of keeping essentially your entire roster.

If we want to add two teams, that would require a league-wide team reset and a new draft for everyone.  Hell, any serious rule change like the one we're discussing might merit a reset.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 01, 2013, 03:50:29 PM
We then should text each other pic's of each other's penises to determine who gets the 1st pick in the draft. Smallest goes first.

So with the first pick I'd like to select...
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 01, 2013, 03:43:24 PM
Fair.  How does he he know which Rookies are available for him to put dibs on though?

Everyone needs to post their rosters and designate their keepers before the draft, so he'll have a list of the rooks who are off the market and can choose from the rest. 

QuoteIf we want to add two teams, that would require a league-wide team reset and a new draft for everyone.  Hell, any serious rule change like the one we're discussing might merit a reset.

If we agree on a reduction in keepers, then I don't think a total reset would be necessary in order to add 2 teams.  New teams would have an "expansion draft" prior to the actual draft where they would pick any non-keeper designated players to build their keeper roster.  So if our keepers were (for example): 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 Rook......then that's all that the new teams could pick.  Then we'd have a regular draft to fill out our rosters.   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 01, 2013, 04:08:32 PM
can we make the draft for not labor day weekend? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 04:10:06 PM
Like you have plans......
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 01, 2013, 04:43:33 PM
my roster is:

Andrew Luck (r)
Demaryius Thomas
Andre Johnson
Frank Gore
Alex Green
Scott Chandler
Ahmad Bradshaw
Michael Crabtree
Brandon Lloyd
Larry Fitzgerald
Maurice Jones-Drew
Andy Dalton
Bernard Pierce (r)
Jason Hanson

If we stick with current rules....my keepers will be:

1 QB - Andy Dalton
2 RB - Frank Gore, MJD
2 WR - Demaryius Thomas, Andre Johnson
1 Rookie (any position) - Andrew Luck
1 TE/K/Def (choose 1 of the 3) - Scott Chandler
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 01, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
When is the draft?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2013, 05:00:02 PM
I vote for Labor Day
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 01, 2013, 07:43:31 PM
Failing that, at least labor day weekend.

If we add two teams, I think we need a total re-draft.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2013, 09:28:54 AM
I don't think we should add any this year.  We were lucky to get someone to take PC's team on short notice.

Let's see if we can agree on keeper reduction for this year and see how that goes.

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2013, 01:12:05 PM
Someone should also tell hb to sign his farging team up.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 02, 2013, 01:17:57 PM
You'd think Sarge could just roll over and give him the message.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 02, 2013, 01:28:38 PM
Z, he's been giving me a massage this whole time instead of the message.


Rusty, how the hell is my team not automatically signed up in this league?

I'll log on to yahoo and see what I can do about pleasing you. I might just have to send Sarge to give you this message.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2013, 02:52:27 PM
I vote for reducing the number of keepers too.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2013, 06:19:13 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2013, 02:52:27 PM
I vote for reducing the number of keepers too.

Since you did not specify, we'll interpret that as a vote for 1/1/1/1.

Who hasn't voted?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 02, 2013, 07:10:47 PM
Eye, said the blind man.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2013, 07:33:48 PM
Also taken for support. 

So there it is Russell.  Unanimity.  Change the rules to 1 QB, 1 RB, 1WR, and 1 Rookie Keeper.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 02, 2013, 07:55:58 PM
I haven't formally voted, but I'm ok with it but what's up with TE/D/K?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2013, 08:20:57 PM
You don't keep any.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2013, 08:55:07 PM
I suppose you could keep a TE instead of a WR.

1 QB
1 RB
1 WR or TE
1 Rookie
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 02, 2013, 09:59:58 PM
Yeah, what the hell? Lets do this.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 03, 2013, 08:50:20 AM
Cool
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 03, 2013, 09:09:22 AM
K, so we'll need a deadline for designation of Keepers, which date needs to give Zanshin enough time to decide on a Rookie to add to his team before we have our draft on Labor Day.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 03, 2013, 01:49:52 PM
While we're changing this league up...any interest in going to PPR scoring?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2013, 02:13:44 PM
I like PPR's...so yes
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 03, 2013, 02:16:35 PM
Every year I promise myself I'm gonna do ff...this year I actually joined and paid. You freaks have any spots open and what are the rules?

Mmanigrassi@yahoo.com
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 03, 2013, 02:34:36 PM
Haha. Reasonably sure that email won't reach SD.  I'm cool with the proposed ppr change.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 03, 2013, 02:47:16 PM
haha...my last name got Riley Cooper'd
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 03, 2013, 02:48:31 PM
Haha... How have I never noticed that with your last name before?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 03, 2013, 02:51:09 PM
never wrote my email on this board before I suppose

I'll fb message Russell with my email address since I guess this is his league

What is buy in and could someone post the rules. I have no idea what a keeper league is.

The league I joined at work is $50 and $1 for trades. Live draft is August 26th at a local bar. It's a yahoo league.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 03, 2013, 03:02:03 PM
We'd need 1 more person to join before we could take anyone else. Probably too late to get you in this year (unless someone else speaks up like right now and wants to join) but I think we want to add 2 teams next year, so you can be one of them.

$25 is the current entry fee.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 03, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
Time for Munron to man up and join so that SD can play too.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 03, 2013, 04:58:56 PM
I sent chuck a message to see if he'd be into it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 04, 2013, 09:17:49 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 03, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
Time for Munron to man up and join so that SD can play too.

He can't afford the $25 on a teachers salary I suppose.

I just got a pay raise, if it's the dough munson I can chip in a buck.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 04, 2013, 04:27:37 PM
It's not the money. Obviously it's fear of sure humiliation.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 04, 2013, 05:11:38 PM
I have suffered constant humiliation in this league since dominating it for 5 or 6 years.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 07, 2013, 10:11:29 AM
Haha as poor as I am, money isn't the issue, it was more the fact of having 4 different teams to manage/pay attention to. It's gonna be a real bitch.

Dio sent me a kindly worded PM and convinced me to just do it, though. Count me in, as long as the draft isn't 8/31 or 9/5.

DVagnoni87@yahoo.com
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 07, 2013, 12:15:25 PM
So re-draft?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 07, 2013, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: Munson on August 07, 2013, 10:11:29 AM
Haha as poor as I am, money isn't the issue, it was more the fact of having 4 different teams to manage/pay attention to. It's gonna be a real bitch.

Dio sent me a kindly worded PM and convinced me to just do it, though. Count me in, as long as the draft isn't 8/31 or 9/5.

DVagnoni87@yahoo.com


Nice...so am I in? Russell ignored my fb message
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 07, 2013, 01:08:21 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 07, 2013, 12:15:25 PM
So re-draft?

No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 07, 2013, 05:13:55 PM
Vote no on the redraft. There's more than enough quality players available with the reduction in keepers. Everyone sets their keepers, then Munson and SD pick their keepers, then we all draft.  Only thing to be settled is draft order. Since SD committed first, I say give him the 1st pick for the "expansion draft" and then give Munson 1st pick in the regular draft, SD 2nd, then go on standings from last season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2013, 05:17:44 PM
I'm glad chuggie didn't let me quit.  This league just got a lot better.  More players, fewer keepers, and PPR.  Excellent.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 07, 2013, 05:55:23 PM
Sarge's plan sounds relatively fair. The only thing I can think of is maybe let me and SD be able to pick at least one guy,any guy, from any of the teams as one of our keepers, but the rest of you have the ability to protect two guys on your roster or something? I say that having no idea who's being kept and who's available, so the expansion draft may be more than enough to let us catch up to the rest of the teams, especially with picking first and 2nd in the draft as well. You guys can figure out what's fair.

Do you guys do snake draft or is it NFL style where same team picks in the same slot every round?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 07, 2013, 05:59:09 PM
I think it snakes. Also, beware of Sarge's snake. It's huge.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2013, 06:04:22 PM
At this point, I think it's time to stop seeking consensus and get our icehole commish to do his job.

We are going to a PPR league.  He needs to make the setting change.

We will reduce our yearly keepers to 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR (or TE), and 1 Rookie from the prior year.  rjs needs to set a deadline for announcing those, unless we're going to re-set the league completely with a new draft for all players.  Which leads me to:

We will add two teams to the league.  rjs needs to decide how they will be matriculated into the group and lay down the law. 

I'll agree to any system for the new guys filling their rosters but I do not want to talk about a dozen different plans. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 07, 2013, 06:08:02 PM
Poop-Bandits

QB Cam Newton
QB RGIII (R)

WR James Jones
WR Dez Bryant
WR Victor Cruz
WR Stevie Johnson
WR Pierre Garcon
WR Justin Blackmon

RB Adrian Peterson
RB Alfred Morris (R)

TE Jermaine Gresham
TE Rob Gronkowski


How did I not win this last year?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2013, 08:30:28 PM
You motherfargers just created a lot of extra work for me and I have no idea when I'll get to it. Munson, send me your address. Everyone else, eat shtein. On second thought, Munson you can eat shtein too.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2013, 08:31:22 PM
Also it's a keeper league so the draft doesn't snake. Imbeciles.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 07, 2013, 08:31:54 PM
Munson, it doesn't snake. FYI.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2013, 09:03:17 PM
Munson and SD have been sent invites.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 07, 2013, 09:09:43 PM
I'm new to FFL so excuse me if I ask a few stupid questions. A keeper league is you get to keep a guy from your roster last season but not a top guy...correct? What is the expansion draft and when are you guys planning to draft?

Joined
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2013, 09:11:07 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 07, 2013, 09:03:17 PM
Munson and SD have been sent invites.

(http://mrsec.com/pics/tcb.jpg)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2013, 09:13:03 PM
Quote from: SD on August 07, 2013, 09:09:43 PM
I'm new to FFL so excuse me if I ask a few stupid questions. A keeper league is you get to keep a guy from your roster last season but not a top guy...correct? What is the expansion draft and when are you guys planning to draft?

Joined

Keeper rules vary wildly.  In our league, you can carry over 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR or TE, and 1 Rookie from the prior year who was on your roster at year's end.  No stipulation about the players kept being "second tier" or any of that junk.

rjs will tell you about our draft plans.

We are going to have the draft on Labor Day, at SunMo's special request.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 07, 2013, 09:16:20 PM
So munson and I are picking what's out there now for our Keepers (expansion draft)?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2013, 09:24:36 PM
Not sure yet.  Commish will decide.  Options are:

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 07, 2013, 09:27:40 PM
cool thanks...russell's filling me in too. I get the gist of it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 07, 2013, 10:21:20 PM
The Sad Handjobs are ready to go
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2013, 10:21:56 PM
As though there were another kind.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 07, 2013, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: SD on August 07, 2013, 09:16:20 PM
So munson and I are picking what's out there now for our Keepers (expansion draft)?

No.  My suggestion is this (dates are for example):

12:00 pm, Aug 15- Deadline for owners (not named Munson or SD) to submit their Keepers for this season (1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR (or TE), 1 Rook).  All non-keeper designated players go into the draft pool for Munson and SD to choose from.

12:00 pm, Aug 16* - Deadline for Zanshin to select (1) rookie.     

12:00 pm, Aug 20 - SD & Munson begin the "expansion draft."  Expansion draft is 4 rounds.  Picks are made in alternating order and they draft 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR (or TE), 1 Rook** (any position).  Picks would be made by posting in this thread. 

Rd 1 - SD, Munson
Rd 2 - SD, Munson or Munson, SD
Rd 3 - SD, Munson or Munson, SD
Rd 4 - SD, Munson or Munson, SD 

Realistically, I don't see why 8 total picks between 2 people couldn't be made within, say 48 hours. 

11:59am, Aug 22 - Draft concludes.  If you didn't get your picks in, farg you and Tim Tebow goes on your roster. 

Labor Day - Everyone drafts to fill out their rosters.  I couldn't give 2 shteins about the draft order because I draft last......you know, being the Champion and all.   

* = Edited for Dio
** = Rookies are designated as 2012 1st year players and can be any offensive position.

Also, farg the commish.  He has a stupid job and a new kitchen.  Not sure what that has to do with fantasy foozball, but yeah, farg him good.     
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 08, 2013, 12:01:29 AM
I think every time Dio says, 'Munron', he should be given a bonus point. A life bonus point.

SD, Munson, make sure the commish validates your team on yahoo and he resets your dickfor to prevent any carry overs.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2013, 05:39:33 AM
Bravo, Sassy.  Doing the footwork so rjs can luxuriate on his Brazilian Cherrry floor unburdened by this particular conundrum.  But you left out Zanshin's complaint about the team he's taking over lacking a rookie to keep.  Where in your marvelous plan does that problem find resolution?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2013, 06:48:41 AM
Forgot about him and his rookie situation.  Fixed it for ya buddy and now it's a solid plan.  Even more solid than your AC slab. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 12, 2013, 09:37:37 AM
in case anyone ever challenges my loyalty to the overall health of the league let me state this:  it was my idea to reduce keepers to 1 per position and 4 overall. 

my team currently has lesean mccoy and arian foster.  so i will be punished.  PUNISHED!

suckadick
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 12, 2013, 12:50:16 PM
So Captain Loyalty won't bitch when the draft is on Labor Day, will he?

Also, we sort of need to know all the different deadlines.  I think.  Russell, where art thou?   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 12, 2013, 01:09:49 PM
labor day is bad, but better than the weekend of the holiday. 

do it during the week for shtein sake
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 12, 2013, 04:25:03 PM
Please not 24AUG2013 at or around 9PM, 25AUG2013 at or around 7PM, or 04SEP2013 at all.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 12, 2013, 06:03:22 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 12, 2013, 09:37:37 AMin case anyone ever challenges my loyalty

The hero we deserve!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 12, 2013, 06:25:03 PM
The only dates I definitely can't do are 8/31 and 9/5, as I have two live drafts those nights. Any other night I can probably figure something out.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 12, 2013, 06:44:29 PM
This shtein literaly takes like 10 minutes with all of our keepers (ok, it feels like 10 minutes).

Most of you guys suck at drafting anyway.

Ok, so as long we don't draft 08/23-08/25, I'm fine. I'll be getting ass-rammed in Vegas.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 12, 2013, 06:47:33 PM
You mean you don't draft with a fleshpop up your ass?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2013, 10:03:50 PM
Ok.
Everyone needs to get their keepers in by noon, this Friday the 16th. Post them to this thread.
Zanshin needs to select his rookie by the end of the weekend, Sunday the 18th. Post it to this thread.
Munson and SD will pick their rookies on Monday the 19th and their expansion draft will be held on Tuesday the 20th. We'll do it in this thread as well.

I am scheduled to be traveling and working long days the week before, the weekend of, and the week after Labor Day, which means that there is no good time for me to draft. I agree that it should be during the week but just kidding I of course agree that it should be on Labor Day to continue the league tradition of SunMo whining and whining and whining about the draft time. Basically I'm open to suggestions for the draft date but as always will just end up deciding to do whatever I feel like with regards to schedule.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 13, 2013, 12:00:36 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 31, 2013, 06:59:58 PM
Aaaaaaaaaand after looking at my roster, I'm changing my vote to yay  :yay

QBs
Drew Brees

RBs
Jamaal Charles
Bryce Brown (R)
Knowshon Moreno
Michael Bush
Ryan Matthews

WRs
A.J. Green
Greg Jennings
Brandon Marshall
Vincent Jackson
Mike Wallace
Danario Alexander

TEs
Aaron Hernandez

K
Matt Bryant

D
Denver

Keepers
Drew Brees
Jamaal Charles
AJ Green
Bryce Brown
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 13, 2013, 08:24:29 AM
are we definitely doing the ppr rule change?  that may affect my keepers
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 13, 2013, 09:11:36 AM
i'm leaning towards keeping shady over arian foster.  anybody who wants to make a trade offer for foster, feel free
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 13, 2013, 11:03:05 AM
Russell Wilson is available for trade.  Could be a rookie or QB keeper.  Very beneficial! 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 13, 2013, 11:23:12 AM
Sunny, I would of course be open to trading. Here's my roster, I'm not really taking anyone off the table except for Richardson since he's my rookie keeper.

Quote
Matt Ryan
(Atl - QB)No new player Notes
49   10   82%   4719   32   14   141   1   0   0   0   0   0   2   368.86
Randall Cobb
(GB - WR)No new player Notes
28   56   93%   0   0   0   132   0   954   8   1256   1   0   1   202.47
Julio Jones
(Atl - WR)No new player Notes
20   36   96%   0   0   0   30   0   1198   10   0   0   0   0   182.80
Ray Rice
(Bal - RB)No new player Notes
9   17   94%   0   0   0   1143   9   478   1   0   0   0   0   222.10
Marshawn Lynch
(Sea - RB)No new player Notes
5   11   95%   0   0   0   1590   11   196   1   0   0   0   2   246.60
Jason Witten
(Dal - TE)No new player Notes
61   69   92%   0   0   0   0   0   1039   3   0   0   0   0   121.90
Trent Richardson
(Cle - RB)New Player Note
11   25   92%   0   0   0   950   11   367   1   0   0   0   0   203.70
Reggie Bush
(Det - RB)Player Note
36   42   63%   0   0   0   986   6   292   2   0   0   0   2   171.80
Marques Colston
(NO - WR)No new player Notes
37   44   89%   0   0   0   0   0   1154   10   0   0   0   2   171.40
Wes Welker
(Den - WR)No new player Notes
67   45   85%   0   0   0   20   0   1354   6   276   0   0   1   180.60
Jordy Nelson
(GB - WR)No new player Notes
58   91   80%   0   0   0   0   0   745   7   0   0   1   0   118.50
Matthew Stafford
(Det - QB)No new player Notes
52   15   67%   4967   20   17   126   4   3   0   0   0   1   4   315.58
DeSean Jackson
(Phi - WR)New Player Note
70   181   55%   0   0   0   -7   0   700   2   -3   0   0   0   81.20
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 13, 2013, 11:28:27 AM
Another topic to be discussed is the draft order. Since this is a keeper/dynasty league it has always been determined by previous year's results, but that is all farged up now thanks to sd and Munson. I'm tempted to randomize it, but will listen to suggestions.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 13, 2013, 11:50:24 AM
Just give Munson and SD the 1st 2 picks (don't care how you determine who selects first*) and then continue with the draft order starting with the 3rd pick based on last year's results.  In 1995, the Panthers and Jags were awarded the 1st and 2nd picks in their inaugural seasons (though Carolina traded the #1 pick away).  The Houston Oilers finished the 1994 season with the worst record and would have had the 1st pick but were bumped to the 3rd pick to accommodate the expansion teams.  Same goes for the Eagles in 1999.  They would have had the 1st pick in that draft had the NFL not given the Browns back to Cleveland.  So they got the 2nd pick instead.  shtein happens. 


*Whoever picks 1st in the expansion draft should pick 2nd in the regular draft, imo. 

Also, do SD and Munson really need to have a rookie draft and an expansion draft separately?  Why not just let them make their 4 picks in whatever order they want?   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 13, 2013, 12:05:14 PM
Because I said so. Ass.

Bt seriously, picking a rookie and drafting established players are totally different exercises, so separating them makes sense.

Ass.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 13, 2013, 12:12:17 PM
Then why haven't we ever had a rookie draft separate from the regular draft?  Huh? Hmm? What?  Yeah....that's what I thought, biznitch! 

PS.  I still heart you! 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: phattymatty on August 13, 2013, 12:25:20 PM
i come into this thread sometimes just to read about how stupid it is.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 13, 2013, 05:11:07 PM
The only player I won't consider trading is Andrew Luck.    Whether I keep him as a QB or as my Rookie, I haven't decided.


Andrew Luck (r)
Demaryius Thomas
Andre Johnson
Frank Gore
Alex Green
Scott Chandler
Ahmad Bradshaw
Michael Crabtree
Brandon Lloyd
Larry Fitzgerald
Maurice Jones-Drew
Andy Dalton
Bernard Pierce (r)
Jason Hanson
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 13, 2013, 05:12:54 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 13, 2013, 08:24:29 AMare we definitely doing the ppr rule change?

Yep.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 13, 2013, 07:35:49 PM
what's this with drafting rookies?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 13, 2013, 07:49:24 PM
Every team gets to keep one rookie as one if their keepers. Usually if someone doesn't have a rookie on their roster at the end of the year they're an idiot and we listen to them whine about it and maybe let them pick a rookie off of the waiver wire prior to the draft (I can't remember if we've ever actually done this but t sounds like something we'd do). Anyway, the rookie slot is meant to help build for the future and frequently the keeper spot is taken by someone who may not really merit a keep otherwise. Since there are three teams without rookies this year I'm dictating that you pick your rookie keepers from the waiver wire prior to make the supplemental draft simpler. I'm letting Z pick his rookie first to keep with the expansion team theme.

Basically I'm just making arbitrary decisions and the arguing that they make sense because that's how I go though life. Make sense?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PM
so it's a rookie from the 2013 draft class or last years draft class?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 13, 2013, 08:35:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 13, 2013, 07:49:24 PMI can't remember if we've ever actually done this...

We have not.  In the past if you didn't bother to keep a rookie on your team or add one just before the season ended, then you didn't get to keep one and you ended up with an extra pick at the end of the draft to fill that extra slot.

Quote from: SD on August 13, 2013, 07:56:17 PMso it's a rookie from the 2013 draft class or last years draft class?

Class of 2012.  Think about it...wow else could we already have them on our rosters?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 13, 2013, 08:48:58 PM
I don't know...draft was late April, it's now mid August.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 13, 2013, 09:17:37 PM
You're new to this, I should remember.

Okay look...there is no way anyone could have a 2013 rookie already on their team because the fantasy season is over months prior to the NFL draft.  Those players who entered the NFL in the 2013 Draft are now available for anyone to draft when we commence our annual Labor Day Draft to fill out our rosters.  Several rookies will likely be picked if for no other reason than you get to keep one and if you pick the right guy that could work out very well for you.  Almost every team from last year has a rookie or two on it from which the owner will select the one he gets to hold over this year. [The team Zanshin is taking doesn't happen to have a rookie on it because phillycrew farged up, essentially.]

To be especially clear:  those players who are retained this year under the "rookie" tag may never be so retained again.  I've got Andrew Luck.  If I keep him my Rookie, then I could also keep Andy Dalton as my QB and be set at that position.  For this year.  Assuming they both don't farging suck this year.  But I digress.  When the year is over, I won't be able to keep both of them because Luck ain't a rookie anymore. 

Get it?

No wonder you have a hard time accepting climate change science.  shtein is complicated, huh?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 13, 2013, 10:31:15 PM
Hey, just scrolling through quickly to catch up after some time out-of-pocket. Who of last year's rookie class has already been kept?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 13, 2013, 10:37:13 PM
To save the effort, I'll take David Wilson (Giants), Daryl Richardson (Rams), Michael Floyd (Cardinals), or Alshon Jeffery (Bears) in that order if one of them is available. If not, let me know and I'll pick another. You'll probably want to give me Wilson, because if I have him, he's sure to blow out his knee in Week 1, and that would be fun for everyone.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 13, 2013, 11:00:13 PM
I'm assuming RG3 and Alfred Morris are unavailable rookies? Anyone have a list?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2013, 11:33:26 PM
My roster:

Aaron Rodgers - KEEP
Doug Martin - KEEP (rookie)
Mikel Leshoure
Demarco Murray
Stevan Ridley - KEEP
Michael Turner
Andre Brown
Reggie Wayne - KEEP
Cecil Shorts
Steve Smith
Jimmy Graham
Kyle Rudolph
Connor Barth
Houston
Seattle
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2013, 11:35:52 PM
Quote from: SD on August 13, 2013, 11:00:13 PM
I'm assuming RG3 and Alfred Morris are unavailable rookies? Anyone have a list?

Yeah they're taken..by The Poop Bandits

I cannot find a way to easily sort the rookies from last year
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 14, 2013, 05:55:09 AM
You'll know which Rookies from last year are not available after this Friday, which is our deadline for declaring Keepers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 14, 2013, 08:38:49 AM
Okay, according to the list Sarge posted previously, this is the roster and I've designated the keepers.

QB - Peyton Manning (keep)
QB - Tony Romo

RB - Steven Jackson (keep)
RB - Chris Johnson
RB - Marcel Reece   
RB - Darren Sproles   

WR - Malcom Floyd
WR - Percy Harvin 
WR - Jeremy Maclin     
WR - Roddy White   
WR - Mike Williams

TE - Owen Daniels
TE - Vernon Davis (Keep)

K - Lawrence Tynes

Def/ST - Baltimore

Rookie keeper TBD based on availability
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 14, 2013, 08:45:52 AM
Here's my roster from last year.  Haven't decided on my keepers yet, but I'll listen to any reasonable trade offer.   

Jerry's Kids

QB - Brady, Tom - KEEPER
QB - Wilson, Russell (R)

RB - Forte, Matt

RB - Spiller, CJ - KEEPER
RB - McFadden, Darren
RB - Wilson, David (R) - KEEPER
RB - Greene, Shonn

WR - Johnson, Calvin - KEEPER
WR - Boldin, Anquan
WR - Smith, Torrey
WR - Moore, Lance
WR - Brown, Antonio

TE - Gonzalez, Tony

K- Gostkowski, Stephen

Def/ST - Chicago


   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 14, 2013, 05:43:56 PM
Interesting decision, Zanshin, keeping Vernon Davis over Roddy White.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 14, 2013, 05:59:21 PM
The PPR thing played a role. Also, there aren't a ton of TEs worth keeping over WRs, but Davis is one of them...especially with Crabtree out and their WRs not named Boldin playing so poorly. That, and the fact that I just don't ever have total confidence in White from game to game.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 15, 2013, 08:25:06 AM
still looking to trade arian foster to somebody. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 16, 2013, 02:38:34 PM
Poop Bandit Keeper Selection:

QB-RGIII
RB-Adrian Peterson
WR-Victor Cruz
Rookie- Alfred Morris

Just as Dio predicted.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 16, 2013, 03:00:22 PM
my keepers:

QB - Andrew Luck
RB - Frank Gore
WR - Demaryius Thomas
Rookie = Bernard Pierce
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 16, 2013, 03:25:05 PM
dio i sent you a trade offer
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 16, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
phreak i sent you one too
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 16, 2013, 03:55:18 PM
Where's mine?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 16, 2013, 03:57:49 PM
down there
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 16, 2013, 04:08:36 PM
Still don't see it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 16, 2013, 04:11:17 PM
here is my offer....nothing, zero
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 16, 2013, 04:23:35 PM
You drive a hard bargain. You've got a deal.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 16, 2013, 04:28:45 PM
Zashin and I have made a trade.

He gets Arian Foster from me and I get Roddy White
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 16, 2013, 04:30:09 PM
My keepers now are

Colin Kapernick - QB
Lesean McCoy - RB
Roddy White - WR
T.Y Hilton - rookie


Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 16, 2013, 05:55:00 PM
With that trade in mind, now my keepers are:

P. Manning (QB)
A. Foster (RB)
V. Davis (TE)
M. Floyd (Rookie)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 16, 2013, 07:32:06 PM
Keepers:
Rice
J Jones
Ryan
Richardson (r)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 16, 2013, 08:33:50 PM
Well I obviously got to sunny's PM a bit late...damn
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 17, 2013, 06:55:13 AM
me too, but I would never have given him Andre Johnson AND a fourth round pick for Foster.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 17, 2013, 12:34:22 PM
Nor I Julio Jones and a fourth. So instead he got Jones' understudy and no draft pick for the consensus #2 player in the ff world. The homerism is strong in this one.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 17, 2013, 04:56:22 PM
Shut up RJYODA
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 18, 2013, 02:34:18 PM
roddy gets more targets than julio, so i'd prefer roddy anyway

in a ppr league foster goes from 2-3 overall ranked to 6-7.  to take shady over him isn't homerisim in the least.

i routinely finish higher than you in this league, suck it
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 18, 2013, 03:49:57 PM
So, do we know all of the rookie keepers at this point?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 18, 2013, 05:00:25 PM
Browsing this thread, it looks like everyone but Phreak has announced their Rookie keepers.   Obviously, he meant to call dibs on Doug Martin. Also, two teams kept more than one rookie by naming a rookie to one of the other keeper slots, so they are obviously not available either.

The following 2012 rookies are NOT available:

(???)Doug Martin(???) Phreak

Trent Richardson rjs)

Andrew Luck (kept at QB) Diomedes
Bernard Pierce (as Rookie) Diomedes

T.Y. Hilton SunMo

RGIII (retained as a QB) hbionic
Alfred Morris hbionic

David Wilson Sassy

Bryce Brown Tomahawk


Quote from: Zanshin on August 13, 2013, 10:37:13 PM
To save the effort, I'll take David Wilson (Giants), Daryl Richardson (Rams), Michael Floyd (Cardinals), or Alshon Jeffery (Bears) in that order if one of them is available. If not, let me know and I'll pick another. You'll probably want to give me Wilson, because if I have him, he's sure to blow out his knee in Week 1, and that would be fun for everyone.

Looks like you'll be taking Michael Floyd if you stick to this program.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: ice grillin you on August 18, 2013, 05:04:50 PM
this could be the most embarrassing league in fantasy sports history
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 18, 2013, 05:14:23 PM
Did you pay reese yet, or are you still making excuses?

^^^
Welch comes in here talking smack...gets TOLD!

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: ice grillin you on August 18, 2013, 05:22:50 PM
hipster message board based fantasy leagues get the gas face

i dont know whats worse the rules or the players....both are impressive

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 18, 2013, 08:11:10 PM
I'd fantasy bitch slap IGY around in any fantasy football league
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 18, 2013, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2013, 11:33:26 PM
My roster:

Aaron Rodgers - KEEP
Doug Martin - KEEP (rookie)
Mikel Leshoure
Demarco Murray
Stevan Ridley - KEEP
Michael Turner
Andre Brown
Reggie Wayne - KEEP
Cecil Shorts
Steve Smith
Jimmy Graham
Kyle Rudolph
Connor Barth
Houston
Seattle

I announced my keepers awhile back
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 18, 2013, 09:35:29 PM
Calm down, Phreak
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 19, 2013, 07:38:47 AM
I'll go with Floyd, then. Thanks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 09:17:02 AM
Quote from: SunMo on August 18, 2013, 02:34:18 PM
i routinely finish higher than you in this league, suck it

Hahahaha. You've been in the league for 5 years. During those five years I've won the league twice. Remind me how many championships you've won here? I forget.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 09:24:17 AM
Scoring updated to be .5 pt per reception. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 10:10:14 AM
Keepers and draft order updated. Now we need SD and Munson to pick two rookies and do their supplemental draft. In the interest of simplicity and helpfulness, because I'm nothing if not helpful, here are the remaining players from the top 75 with Yahoo's generic rankings. Note, I've removed the 2013 rookies since they are not eligible for the supplemental draft:

Quote
5 Lynch, Marshawn
12 Bryant, Dez
13 Jackson, Steven
15 Forte, Matt
16 Graham, Jimmy
17 Marshall, Brandon
18 Jones-Drew, Maurice
23 Fitzgerald, Larry
25 Johnson, Chris
28 Cobb, Randall
29 Newton, Cam
30 Bowe, Dwayne
31 Johnson, Andre
33 Jackson, Vincent
34 Miller, Lamar
36 Bush, Reggie
37 Colston, Marques
40 Garcon, Pierre
42 Murray, DeMarco
43 Amendola, Danny
45 Nicks, Hakeem
47 Wilson, Russell
48 Smith, Torrey
51 McFadden, Darren
52 Stafford, Matthew
53 Brown, Antonio
54 Decker, Eric
55 Gonzalez, Tony
56 Sproles, Darren
58 Nelson, Jordy
59 Wallace, Mike
61 Witten, Jason
62 Smith, Steve
63 Jones, James
64 Mathews, Ryan
66 Shorts, Cecil
67 Welker, Wes
69 Gronkowski, Rob
70 Jackson, DeSean
71 Bradshaw, Ahmad
72 Romo, Tony
73 Mendenhall, Rashard
74 Vereen, Shane
75 Williams, Mike
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 10:56:45 AM
Yahoo's FA list makes it a pain in the ass to find the rookies because it still lists the players from everyone's team, even on the "all available players" list

I'm still not sure how we're doing the order...I liked Sarge's idea of whoever picks first in the rookie/sup draft picks #2 in the regular draft and vice versa. If that's how we're doing it....SD, do you want to pick first now or in the regular draft?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 11:09:28 AM
Draft order is already set with SD picking first since he signed up first. So Munson go ahead and pick your rookie.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 19, 2013, 11:14:04 AM
Quote from: Munson on August 19, 2013, 10:56:45 AM
Yahoo's FA list makes it a pain in the ass to find the rookies because it still lists the players from everyone's team, even on the "all available players" list

Keepers won't show on the site until just prior to the draft.  Easiest way to do it will probably be to jot down the players everyone designated as keepers in this thread and then don't pick them. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 11:19:53 AM
Alright I'll take Russell Wilson as my rookie
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 11:32:45 AM
Great. SD, you're up.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 12:52:08 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 18, 2013, 05:00:25 PM
Browsing this thread, it looks like everyone but Phreak has announced their Rookie keepers.   Obviously, he meant to call dibs on Doug Martin. Also, two teams kept more than one rookie by naming a rookie to one of the other keeper slots, so they are obviously not available either.

The following 2012 rookies are NOT available:

(???)Doug Martin(???) Phreak

Trent Richardson rjs)

Andrew Luck (kept at QB) Diomedes
Bernard Pierce (as Rookie) Diomedes

T.Y. Hilton SunMo

RGIII (retained as a QB) hbionic
Alfred Morris hbionic

David Wilson Sassy

Bryce Brown Tomahawk


Quote from: Zanshin on August 13, 2013, 10:37:13 PM
To save the effort, I'll take David Wilson (Giants), Daryl Richardson (Rams), Michael Floyd (Cardinals), or Alshon Jeffery (Bears) in that order if one of them is available. If not, let me know and I'll pick another. You'll probably want to give me Wilson, because if I have him, he's sure to blow out his knee in Week 1, and that would be fun for everyone.

Looks like you'll be taking Michael Floyd if you stick to this program.

is this the complete list of unavailable rookies? I thought every person had to pick two rookies.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 12:57:47 PM
For the supplemental draft I'll take Marshawn Lynch as my pick.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 19, 2013, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: SD on August 19, 2013, 12:52:08 PM
is this the complete list of unavailable rookies? I thought every person had to pick two rookies.

Nope, just 1. 

Quote from: SD on August 19, 2013, 12:57:47 PM
For the supplemental draft I'll take Marshawn Lynch as my pick.

You're doing it wrong. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 01:37:52 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 19, 2013, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: SD on August 19, 2013, 12:52:08 PM
is this the complete list of unavailable rookies? I thought every person had to pick two rookies.

Nope, just 1. 

Quote from: SD on August 19, 2013, 12:57:47 PM
For the supplemental draft I'll take Marshawn Lynch as my pick.

You're doing it wrong.

I know I'm supposed to take my rookie first but I thought this would further annoy Russell. I'm swamped at work so I need a few moments to chose my rookie.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 01:45:09 PM
With my rookie pick I'll take Alshon Jeffery
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 03:06:03 PM
Ok rookies are done and entered into the site.

Now go ahead with your supplemental picks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 19, 2013, 03:22:27 PM
I select Leon Sandcastle. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 03:42:45 PM
Marshawn Lynch
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 19, 2013, 03:47:45 PM
Awww...I wanted him!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 19, 2013, 03:49:32 PM
do we have a draft date yet?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 19, 2013, 03:50:34 PM
It almost seems like we should start now, post by post. We'd finish way before our schedule draft date which has yet to be scheduled.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 19, 2013, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 19, 2013, 03:49:32 PM
do we have a draft date yet?

Which date would be most inconveniencing to you? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
I'm at work as well but I'll try to check back in here as much as possible.


I'll take Matt Forte
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 19, 2013, 03:55:04 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 19, 2013, 03:50:34 PM
It almost seems like we should start now, post by post. We'd finish way before our schedule draft date which has yet to be scheduled.

We actually did that for a few years a long time ago. Brutal.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 19, 2013, 05:16:46 PM
farg right it was terrible.  Just look at what's happening right now....trying to get only two fargin' guys to each pick four goddamn players...it's going to take all of tomorrow before they're through.  Watch.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 19, 2013, 05:22:09 PM
You watch.  I'll be back tomorrow for your report. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 05:36:57 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 19, 2013, 05:16:46 PM
farg right it was terrible.  Just look at what's happening right now....trying to get only two fargin' guys to each pick four goddamn players...it's going to take all of tomorrow before they're through.  Watch.

Doing the draft during a work day is a bad idea, after 7 might work.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 05:50:04 PM
Dez Bryant
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 19, 2013, 06:07:33 PM
icehole.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 06:23:02 PM
Just for clarification these pics have to line up with our keepers right? one QB 1 RB 1 WR?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 19, 2013, 06:49:52 PM
Yes.  One QB, one RB, one WR (or TE)...plus one Rookie.  Four total players max.

I suppose you could decline to use all four slots though and just have an extra pick or two at the end of the league-wide draft.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
Well in that case, farg me for not taking Dez Bryant after SD took a RB.

pick pending
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 06:58:56 PM
Cam Newton
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 19, 2013, 07:06:38 PM
You motherfargers!!!!

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 07:13:48 PM
Matthew Stafford
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 07:28:11 PM
So what's left? Munson takes wr and we're done right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 07:36:44 PM
Yeah

My team:
Alshon Jeffrey (R)
Marshawn Lynch
Matthew Stafford
Dez Bryant
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 08:32:41 PM
Brandon Marshall
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2013, 09:19:59 PM
Keepers updated. We're good to go for the draft. I say we do it the tuesday before the season starts. Or some other time. Whatever.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 19, 2013, 09:20:57 PM
I could probably do Tuesday the 3rd.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 19, 2013, 09:36:18 PM
The 3rd works for me
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 19, 2013, 10:40:22 PM
I promise to just take a farging guy when it's my turn.  You're welcome.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 20, 2013, 08:27:47 AM
I have another draft on the 3rd, but if it works for everyone else, I'll work around it. That's how I roll.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 20, 2013, 12:27:24 PM
I just noticed Brandon Marshall was assigned as a 5th keeper for my team.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 20, 2013, 12:29:07 PM
Brandon Marshall is a Sad Handjob for the 2013 season
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on August 20, 2013, 01:19:56 PM
i'm good with tuesday 9/3
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2013, 09:07:01 AM
Draft set.

Checked the keepers and they're list correctly so stop smoking crack, tomahawk. Pretty please.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 21, 2013, 01:50:38 PM
At the risk of being a pain in the ass, can I ask that we move the time from 8:15 to 8:30? I need to get my kid home from football practice. If it's a big deal, I'll try to work around it...but if nobody cares, that would be dandy.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 21, 2013, 02:18:44 PM
And by risk, I meant certainty. But that was obvious, right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2013, 02:32:28 PM
I think just about everyone here would agree that if you post some bikini pics of your fitness guru wife to your facebook page every now and then, we'd be willing to adjust the draft time to whenever the farg you want.   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 21, 2013, 03:13:47 PM
Shhhh....I need everyone here to believe my wife is hideous. Besides, everyone knows that Facebook totally needs more pics of my kid doing stupid, ordinary things. Bikini pics would detract from that, and I have a rep to uphold.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 21, 2013, 03:49:56 PM
Posted a picture, but thought better of it.  :-*

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on August 21, 2013, 04:04:45 PM
 :-D

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 21, 2013, 07:05:45 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 21, 2013, 01:50:38 PM
At the risk of being a pain in the ass, can I ask that we move the time from 8:15 to 8:30? I need to get my kid home from football practice. If it's a big deal, I'll try to work around it...but if nobody cares, that would be dandy.

I'm fine with this. How do we decide the draft order?


I just got into a 33 league. You get a team, if that team gives up 33 points you win the pot for the week. Teams are picked out of a hat and you keep that team for the entire season. So for instance, if I pick the Eagles, and they give up 33 or more points to the Skins, I win $320. If two teams give up 33 or more than the pot is split accordingly. To buy in it's $170 for the season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 21, 2013, 08:45:45 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 21, 2013, 09:07:01 AM
Draft set.

Checked the keepers and they're list correctly so stop smoking crack, tomahawk. Pretty please.

Never!

(http://imageshack.us/a/img802/9818/wetd.jpg)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2013, 07:20:34 AM
Have you been eating smart pills? That's your team from last year. You kept AJ Green this year as your WR, which opened him up to be drafted. Which he was. By Munson.

Draft Central | Draft Results
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 22, 2013, 09:29:11 AM
This league is dumb
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 22, 2013, 09:50:37 AM
Quote from: SD on August 21, 2013, 07:05:45 PM
I just got into a 33 league. You get a team, if that team gives up 33 points you win the pot for the week. Teams are picked out of a hat and you keep that team for the entire season. So for instance, if I pick the Eagles, and they give up 33 or more points to the Skins, I win $320. If two teams give up 33 or more than the pot is split accordingly. To buy in it's $170 for the season.

Whew. You get the Eagles, and you could be looking at winning the big money this year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 22, 2013, 11:05:34 AM
I made a mistake...it's not 33 or over...it's 33 on the dot. Girl I work with said she won last year after the pot rolled over for 5 weeks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on August 22, 2013, 05:25:34 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2013, 07:20:34 AMHave you been eating smart pills? That's your team from last year. You kept AJ Green this year as your WR, which opened him up to be drafted. Which he was. By Munson.

What?  How does keeping the player make the same player available to be selected? 

Nevermind.  Munron drafted Marshall, not Green so my question is irrelevant.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 22, 2013, 09:45:18 PM
Don't feel bad...even MDS couldn't write such a poorly worded sentence.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 AM
Couple questions:
I'm assuming only the commish can add my keeper players. It says I have until 3 on Sunday to add my keepers. Marshawn Lynch is currently assigned to Astroglide.

What is the draft order?

How do we draft, is it through Yahoo or are we posting our picks here?

Where/how do I make my payment?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on August 31, 2013, 10:21:23 AM
While we're at it, we settled on 8:30pm on Tuesday, right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2013, 10:58:33 AM
Quote from: SD on August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 AM
Where/how do I make my payment?

You'll be sending me your money at the end of the season.  I accept PayPal. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on August 31, 2013, 11:04:56 AM
That's kind of you to offer to forward SD's money to me, Sarge
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on August 31, 2013, 11:24:18 AM
Quote from: SD on August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 AM
Couple questions:
I'm assuming only the commish can add my keeper players. It says I have until 3 on Sunday to add my keepers. Marshawn Lynch is currently assigned to Astroglide.

What is the draft order?

How do we draft, is it through Yahoo or are we posting our picks here?

Where/how do I make my payment?

You can select your own keepers, but that's already done. The draft results show you kept Ashlon Jeffery, Marshawn Lynch, Dez Bryant, and Matthew Stafford. Draft results show the draft order as well....you will have the first pick in the non-snaking draft. Thank jeebus the draft is through yahoo because it would literally take weeks if we posted our picks here. Payment is sent directly to the winner at the end of the season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2013, 11:26:56 AM
Rusty actually prefers it if you give him the money in advance. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on September 01, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
Forgot about that. Rusty, I lost the address you sent last year. Please provide it so I can forward payment.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 01, 2013, 09:56:40 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 31, 2013, 11:24:18 AM
Quote from: SD on August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 AM
Couple questions:
I'm assuming only the commish can add my keeper players. It says I have until 3 on Sunday to add my keepers. Marshawn Lynch is currently assigned to Astroglide.

What is the draft order?

How do we draft, is it through Yahoo or are we posting our picks here?

Where/how do I make my payment?

You can select your own keepers, but that's already done. The draft results show you kept Ashlon Jeffery, Marshawn Lynch, Dez Bryant, and Matthew Stafford. Draft results show the draft order as well....you will have the first pick in the non-snaking draft. Thank jeebus the draft is through yahoo because it would literally take weeks if we posted our picks here. Payment is sent directly to the winner at the end of the season.

Day of the draft, what section am I accessing to make my picks? How will I know when someone else makes their pick? Will it update automatically or will I have to hit refresh? Is there a time limit to make your picks?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 01, 2013, 10:31:17 PM
There'll be a link that says "your league is drafting now" click on it and its all automated. Yes there is a time limit...2:00
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2013, 10:54:57 AM
the draft is still set for 8:15, z
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on September 02, 2013, 12:37:10 PM
SD, the link to enter the draft application will appear at 7:45. From what I understand, using your phone or tablet to draft farging sucks so use a laptop if you have one.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 02, 2013, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 02, 2013, 10:54:57 AM
the draft is still set for 8:15, z

I saw, but last check everyone was cool with 8:30. I'll do it either way but the extra 15 minutes would help me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 02, 2013, 01:15:17 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 02, 2013, 12:37:10 PM
SD, the link to enter the draft application will appear at 7:45. From what I understand, using your phone or tablet to draft farging sucks so use a laptop if you have one.

Thanks...I'm using my laptop and I already know who my pick is.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on September 02, 2013, 02:47:36 PM
Ok, Tuesday night, 8:15pm eastern, right?

Also, did we bump up the fee to $28?

Did everyone agree to that (for inflation of course).

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 02, 2013, 02:53:51 PM
The live draft is so cool SD...there's a chat room and we can swear and everything.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 03, 2013, 09:34:37 PM
Just noticed our zesty return yards points thing...whatevs.

When one of your poopy QB's suck it up these first few weeks, Cam/Wilson are on the block
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2013, 09:18:24 AM
QuoteA masterful draft-day performance by the GM of Astroglide turned the sixth overall pick into a projected first-place finish. They're expected to finish 11-3-0 (1,684 points) in CF Keeper League 13 League.

Kiss of death.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 04, 2013, 09:45:09 AM
yeah, especially since i'm sure they base the grades on their own rankings which are horrible
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 04, 2013, 09:46:32 AM
we should all take a moment to reflect and lol at phreak for taking a defense in the 6th round or whatever it was
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2013, 10:22:15 AM
But defenses are crucial. They totally aren't interchangeable from week to week depending on matchup. Crucial. Totally.

Also, Phreak, Isaac Redman is available for next year's first round pick and a future 4th rounder. Think about it man. Don't let this chance pass you by.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 04, 2013, 10:32:21 AM
I supposed I could look it up, but since important people are in this thread-- are there any add/drop limits for the season?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2013, 11:07:30 AM
No limits.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 04, 2013, 11:22:47 AM
I am happy with my draft and the early defense. When I beat the tar outta you fellas remember my goddamn name!

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 04, 2013, 11:38:24 AM
I liked getting mocked for taking a 100+ reception TE in the 5th rd of a PPR league. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2013, 12:25:07 PM
Well you know what they say, strong tight end depth is the key to any successful fantasy football season.

No, actually, no one has ever said that. Because it isn't true. But great job drafting Witten! You're so good at this.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 04, 2013, 10:28:23 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 04, 2013, 12:25:07 PM
You're so good at this.

True dat! (http://archive.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nfl/2012/252917)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 05, 2013, 10:34:37 AM
man, #1 seed and lost in the first round....getting a little annoying with that shtein
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 06, 2013, 08:01:57 AM
Well, that wasn't a bad start for Manning. Here's to hoping he can pick things up as the season progresses. Have to start somewhere, though.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 06, 2013, 08:22:13 AM
I was hoping for a couple of rushing points from Manning out of the pistol, though...so I'd have to classify the night as something of a disappointment.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2013, 09:55:19 AM
FNG talking shtein already.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 06, 2013, 10:06:31 AM
Ha. I don't talk shtein. What's the point? I didn't play. And only an idiot wouldn't start Manning, so that's not exactly a stroke of genius. But whomever I took the team over from was going to dump him. That would have been silly.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2013, 10:15:19 AM
Quote from: SunMo on September 05, 2013, 10:34:37 AM
man, #1 seed and lost in the first round....getting a little annoying with that shtein

Years Sunny finished 1st in the Reg Season:

2012 (L 1st Rnd)
2009 (L Finals)
2007 (L 1st Rnd)
2006 (L Finals)

Summary:  Sunny is awesome at not winning championships. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2013, 12:53:52 PM
Sunny Reid?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2013, 12:56:48 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 06, 2013, 10:06:31 AM
Ha. I don't talk shtein. What's the point? I didn't play. And only an idiot wouldn't start Manning, so that's not exactly a stroke of genius. But whomever I took the team over from was going to dump him. That would have been silly.

You took over Philly Crew's team and I'm 100% certain he wouldn't dump him.  When I posted the roster, Romo was designated as a keeper because that's who PC kept at QB from the 2011 season heading into 2012.  He actually grabbed Manning in the draft last year because Chuggie let him go.  Chuggie is not smart. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on September 06, 2013, 01:06:45 PM
Shut up sackface.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 07, 2013, 07:16:05 AM
I always have a hard time figuring out who the farg I'm playing.  So I put it all down in one place.

Have I got this right?

Astroglide rjs
Dio's Ragged Company Diomedes
Jerry's Kids  Sassy
Ol Puddin Head SunMo
Philadelphia Phreaks Hentz
Poop Bandits chuggie
Sour Krauts Tomahawk
The Cowchip Kellys Zanshin?
The Sad Handjobs Munron
Wife Beater SD
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 07, 2013, 08:48:06 AM
I am indeed The Cowchip Kellys.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2013, 10:17:34 AM
I, for one, am shocked by SD's team name.  SHOCKED I SAY!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 07, 2013, 10:50:56 AM
Just noticed that Phreak picked up Thomas mid game...I take it there's no waiver period then?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 07, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
Quote from: Munson on September 07, 2013, 10:50:56 AM
Just noticed that Phreak picked up Thomas mid game...I take it there's no waiver period then?

Want to trade me Chris Johnson?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 07, 2013, 11:05:05 AM
Definitely not haha
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 07, 2013, 12:56:37 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 07, 2013, 10:50:56 AM
Just noticed that Phreak picked up Thomas mid game...I take it there's no waiver period then?

no waivers.  I forgot about that when we were discussing rule changes.  It's first come first served and yeah, it kinda sucks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 08, 2013, 04:12:28 PM
So glad I sat Vereen in favor of Lamar Miller. Miller got me 1.50, Vereen has almost 20 points.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 08, 2013, 04:17:51 PM
I've got Vereen in two other leagues and kept him benched in both...yeesh.

Figured he'd have a decent year but if this week is any indication, he's going to be way more involved then I thought. Probably doesn't hurt that Ridley caughed up a fumble early
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 08, 2013, 07:49:23 PM
You just never, ever know with NE backs.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 08, 2013, 08:04:59 PM
I started Brady over Kaepernick. The Pats have the Jets next week while the niners have the Seahawks. So I'm gonna start Brady again. After that I'm making him available for a trade. I need another back.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 08, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
you don't have kaepernick...at least not in this league
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 08, 2013, 09:34:21 PM
my other league.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 09, 2013, 07:03:08 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 07, 2013, 12:56:37 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 07, 2013, 10:50:56 AM
Just noticed that Phreak picked up Thomas mid game...I take it there's no waiver period then?

no waivers.  I forgot about that when we were discussing rule changes.  It's first come first served and yeah, it kinda sucks.

There's a waiver period but it doesn't start until kickoff on Sunday and ends on Tues @ midnight I believe.   
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on September 09, 2013, 08:33:30 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 09, 2013, 07:03:08 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 07, 2013, 12:56:37 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 07, 2013, 10:50:56 AM
Just noticed that Phreak picked up Thomas mid game...I take it there's no waiver period then?

no waivers.  I forgot about that when we were discussing rule changes.  It's first come first served and yeah, it kinda sucks.

There's a waiver period but it doesn't start until kickoff on Sunday and ends on Tues @ midnight I believe.   

That seems standard for most leagues, but this one has no weekly waivers...only players that are dropped are put on waivers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2013, 10:32:49 PM
Ouch
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 09, 2013, 10:38:09 PM
Hmm. I don't even remember talking about eliminating them all together. Cool.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2013, 10:40:46 PM
chuggie gave me a scare with that last td for RGIII....but I get the win afterall.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on September 09, 2013, 10:50:39 PM
1.99 pts. farg me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 09, 2013, 11:00:26 PM
First week in, first W down. :=)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 09, 2013, 11:02:12 PM
Farging David Wilson and his -2 pts. Dick.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 10, 2013, 07:28:23 AM
hi rusty, how my meatcicle taste?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 10, 2013, 08:06:43 AM
Oh, is every winner supposed to talk trash now? You guys who won had some cute little scores. It was a great week to not play me, and for that I congratulate you.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 10, 2013, 08:19:03 AM
i have no doubt that peyton will keep his 60ppg game pace carrying you to a championship
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 10, 2013, 09:16:53 AM
Take away his 60 entirely and I still would have won.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 17, 2013, 08:43:56 PM
QuoteWeek 2: 90.91 point margin of victory

Wife Beater
Michael | 1-1-0 | 4th  182.02

Ol Puddin Head
SunMo | 1-1-0 | 6th  91.11


Wife Beater gave sunny two black eyes for not doing the dishes
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on September 17, 2013, 10:34:23 PM
I've lost two games by a total of about 4 pts.

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2013, 12:25:23 AM
Don't worry, sunshine...I will make you feel better this week. I'll beat you by 20 or so and then you won't have that bad feeling of being oh so close.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on September 19, 2013, 09:29:52 AM
Ha, my running backs are Ray Rice and Trent Richardson. Good thing I'm playing Dio's awful team.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 21, 2013, 08:59:02 AM
How do you determine the winner? Is it most head to head wins, most league wins, or most points.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2013, 09:09:32 AM
There's a playoff, head to head winners advance, etc.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on September 23, 2013, 02:03:06 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2013, 12:25:23 AM
Don't worry, sunshine...I will make you feel better this week. I'll beat you by 20 or so and then you won't have that bad feeling of being oh so close.

Care to repeat that?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 23, 2013, 06:02:10 AM
My awful team won again.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 23, 2013, 08:49:44 AM
Quote from: hbionic on September 23, 2013, 02:03:06 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2013, 12:25:23 AM
Don't worry, sunshine...I will make you feel better this week. I'll beat you by 20 or so and then you won't have that bad feeling of being oh so close.

Care to repeat that?

I was drunk. Much like Hakeem Nicks and Richardson
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on September 23, 2013, 08:53:01 AM
my team took a nice shtein this week
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 23, 2013, 09:05:30 AM
As long as Manning doesn't put up a 30 spot looks like I'm winning again.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 23, 2013, 09:08:47 AM
You probably aren't winning. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 23, 2013, 09:11:17 AM
I just noticed that even though Zanshin is down 30, Yahoo still has him listed as the favorite to win.  lol
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 23, 2013, 12:27:47 PM
Still have Manning to go. Favorite is a stretch, but it's not impossible.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 23, 2013, 09:51:56 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 23, 2013, 12:27:47 PM
Still have Manning to go. Favorite is a stretch, but it's not impossible.

Boom. Didn't even take a half.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 23, 2013, 09:58:15 PM
Lonely at the undefeated top
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 23, 2013, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 23, 2013, 09:51:56 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 23, 2013, 12:27:47 PM
Still have Manning to go. Favorite is a stretch, but it's not impossible.

Boom. Didn't even take a half.

lol. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 24, 2013, 07:05:13 AM
2nd in points, 1-2 record. Talk about zesty luck.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 24, 2013, 09:29:53 AM
Quote from: Munson on September 23, 2013, 09:58:15 PM
Lonely at the undefeated top

Cute little point total you have there. Congrats on being luckier than SD.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 24, 2013, 05:24:14 PM
The Yahoo! game recap thing is a neat gimmick.

I liked this (sorta):

QuoteDio's Ragged Company has beaten their projection every week this season, scoring 115.70 points against a projected 108.40 this week.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 24, 2013, 05:32:59 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 24, 2013, 09:29:53 AM
Quote from: Munson on September 23, 2013, 09:58:15 PM
Lonely at the undefeated top

Cute little point total you have there. Congrats on being luckier than SD.

A cute little 3rd most points scored....not exactly luck-dependent.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 24, 2013, 05:47:28 PM
Fantasy football is 95% luck.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 24, 2013, 06:01:15 PM
Yeah but my 5% is currently bigger than your 5%.

I'll accept cold air as an excuse.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 26, 2013, 05:01:10 PM
Thanks for dropping Hakeem Nicks, Phreak
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 26, 2013, 05:31:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 26, 2013, 05:01:10 PM
Thanks for dropping Hakeem Nicks, Phreak.

I almost picked him up this morning but said farg it the Giants blow plus he's a chronic injury player.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 26, 2013, 05:58:57 PM
I put in for him last night, soon as I saw he was available.  Glad I got him because he's a solid improvement over Greg Jennings.  News flash, Minnesota:  Christian Ponder is not a starting NFL QB, in any era.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 26, 2013, 07:37:46 PM
You're welcome buddy.

I had to sacrifice someone and the guy on the 0-3 team with a QB getting sacked left and right and has to share touches with Cruz and Randle...he gone.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on September 26, 2013, 09:20:51 PM
 :-D he gone!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 26, 2013, 10:37:23 PM
I tried to pick him up, but had the worst waiver position. I wouldn't mind if Amandola would rub a little dirt on his vagina and go catch some Brady touchdowns.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 26, 2013, 10:43:00 PM
I would mind if Brady started hitting his projections.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 28, 2013, 09:22:24 AM
Amandola, preferably.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 03:26:02 PM
Jay Cutler picks today to have a vintage Cutler game.

farg me
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on September 29, 2013, 03:31:07 PM
Not like Russel Wilson is doing much more for me so far.

really didn't think this SEA/HOU game would go the way it has.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 29, 2013, 03:59:32 PM
glad I sat Alshon Jeffery today in favor of Stevie Johnson. farger.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 29, 2013, 04:03:07 PM
Super glad I dumped Greg Jenning instead of starting him. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
How'd Hakeem Nicks do?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 29, 2013, 04:21:50 PM
Quote from: SD on September 29, 2013, 03:59:32 PM
glad I sat Alshon Jeffery today in favor of Stevie Johnson. farger.

I'm glad, too. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on September 29, 2013, 04:26:17 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
How'd Hakeem Nicks do?

He can't throw the ball to himself.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on September 29, 2013, 04:36:14 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 29, 2013, 04:21:50 PM
Quote from: SD on September 29, 2013, 03:59:32 PM
glad I sat Alshon Jeffery today in favor of Stevie Johnson. farger.

I'm glad, too.

Welker already has 12 points and there's 12 minutes to go in the 1st quarter. I'm toast.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 29, 2013, 04:41:42 PM
He got me practically the same amount of points on 1 drive in the 1st qtr as Calvin Johnson did in an entire game.  Go figure. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 29, 2013, 08:01:11 PM
Hbionic had guys play above their heads. Taking Manning out hurt me a little. I score a lot...but I always seem to play guys who also score a lot, at least that week. Here's to hoping that Sproles breaks his leg on the opening drive.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 29, 2013, 08:02:06 PM
Also, I am glad that Woodhead made me feel better about sitting Jennings.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 29, 2013, 10:17:02 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 29, 2013, 08:01:11 PM
Here's to hoping that Sproles breaks his leg on the opening drive.

Lol.....you're up by 40 plus whatever Gostkowski does in the 2nd half. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on September 30, 2013, 09:27:09 AM
Maybe I just like broken legs.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on October 01, 2013, 09:54:51 AM
So, Sproles didn't break his leg. Glad I had the buffer.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on October 01, 2013, 10:38:23 AM
2nd in points, 1-3 record. this guy.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on October 01, 2013, 10:50:38 AM
Facing the Cowchip Mannings this week....could be L #1
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on October 01, 2013, 11:44:22 AM
Who's to say your luck won't continue? You've played the right teams in the right weeks so far. You're in first place to this point, yet have scored 100 points less than me through 4 games. Better to be lucky than good, they say.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on October 01, 2013, 05:07:56 PM
QuoteDio's Ragged Company has topped their projected point total in every week this season.

3-1 is better than my team deserves but I'll take it.

SunMo just picked up the Philly D.  What is the the thinking there?  Even the worst D in the league will look good against the Giants offense?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on October 01, 2013, 05:08:35 PM
yeah, taking a chance.  eli is a turnover machine.  i should hedge my bets and grab him to be my qb
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on October 01, 2013, 05:12:48 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on October 01, 2013, 11:44:22 AM
Who's to say your luck won't continue? You've played the right teams in the right weeks so far. You're in first place to this point, yet have scored 100 points less than me through 4 games. Better to be lucky than good, they say.

I don't think there's ever a good week to play against Peyton.

And yeah I've been somewhat fortunate in my matchups, but I'm also in the 2nd tier of point scorers behind your insane amount, so my team is producing quite well. If I can keep scoring at a 126 point per week pace, I like my team's chances.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on October 04, 2013, 10:04:21 AM
I'm thinking of trading a top TE. Either Gates or Davis. If you need a top tier TE, give it some thought and make me a legitimate offer.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on October 04, 2013, 05:51:47 PM
I hate TEs.  If I were to trade for one of yours it is a dead lock sure fire blow up in my face move.  The guy I drop will blow up and whoever you give me will underwhelm in every game I need him to perform and score like bonkers in games I've already won.  farg TEs.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on October 04, 2013, 10:36:44 PM
So, you're in.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on October 05, 2013, 06:30:57 AM
You read my like an open book, Sensei.

I'll take Gates thank you, and in return you can have....Justin Blackmon.  Deal?  I'll throw in one of my TEs (your pick) if you throw in one of your WRs (also your pick).

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on October 07, 2013, 02:36:53 PM
Quote from: Munson on October 01, 2013, 05:12:48 PM
I don't think there's ever a good week to play against Peyton.

Not that my team really tried anyway. farging Newton.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 07, 2013, 02:50:10 PM
No Calvin Johnson.  No available WRs on my bench.  No problem.  Just grab a rook off the waiver wire and plug him in.  This is how champions roll. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on October 07, 2013, 03:32:21 PM
You didn't play a rookie.

Congrats on the win. It must have been tough talking Dio into not starting the guys that would have had him win easily.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 07, 2013, 03:37:49 PM
I told him to start Blackmon.  Can't say I didn't try to help the guy out.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on October 07, 2013, 03:40:25 PM
i left ty hilton and his 28.5 points on the bench and I will almost assuredly lose by less than 28.5 pts.  so that's neat
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on October 07, 2013, 05:32:16 PM
I left Alshon Jeffery and his 32 pts. on the bench and I still almost doubled poop bandits who started AP on a bye week
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on October 07, 2013, 05:39:32 PM
I hate fantasy football.  This is the last year I do this shtein.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on October 07, 2013, 05:42:48 PM
You're going to hate it even more after next week when I whoop your ass
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on October 07, 2013, 05:45:54 PM
Not really.  Trash on though, if it makes you feel good.

I've had enough of my Sundays being ruined by this idiotic scheme.   Next year, I'll have my Sundays ruined by the goddamn Eagles and no one else thank you.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2013, 05:48:18 PM
im with dio....nfl fantasy blows....but I run a league in its 15th season that has a core of the same guys in from the start and an awesome in person draft.....so im pretty much in it for life at this point
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2013, 08:10:55 PM
Dio ain't quittin'.

Blood in blood out, hombre.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on October 10, 2013, 09:16:55 AM
Dear Mr. Smith,

What's the matter, Jimmy Smith wasn't available for you to put in at WR? It's like death by a thousand Smiths.

Will you listen to The Smiths during the game?

(http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2003/11/05/matrix_zoom.jpg)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2013, 10:00:06 AM
Brady's been my QB for like 8 years but it's time to pull the plug.  Other than the Atl game, he's been killing me this year.  Gonna give Cutler a shot this week.  The match up is too good not to. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on October 10, 2013, 10:40:03 AM
And I'm leaning toward starting Amandola over Fitzgerald. Insanity, but the 9ers defense might flat out kill Carson Palmer.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on October 23, 2013, 12:06:36 AM
Anyone in need of a TE? Got Gronk and Cameron...
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on October 23, 2013, 07:42:28 AM
i do but since i'm probably not making a run i won't want to give up much.  take a look at my team and let me know what you would want
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on November 04, 2013, 11:49:09 PM
.96 away from dropping a 200 spot this week...and that was with me leaving Gronk on the bench
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on November 05, 2013, 07:54:18 AM
Thanks, Arian. Dick.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2013, 07:58:20 AM
I beat Chuggie even though 5 of my players weren't even on my roster last week.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2013, 09:45:08 AM
Aaron Rodgers goes out and I win by 1.55 over Homohawk
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on November 05, 2013, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2013, 07:58:20 AM
I beat Chuggie even though 5 of my players weren't even on my roster last week.

Eat my meatcicle bitch!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on November 11, 2013, 10:13:36 PM
Mike James gets hurt just in time to deliver me my 2nd loss
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on November 12, 2013, 09:48:48 AM
How you only have two losses defies the odds...lucky SOB
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 13, 2013, 11:58:48 AM
I'm still pretty dumbfounded that I got the win.  Went from 8th to 3rd in 3 weeks and I really have no clue how that's happened.  My team has been largely underwhelming this year and I've had to do a lot of lineup shifting due to injury and inconsistency. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on November 13, 2013, 04:12:40 PM
Bye weeks, injuries and under-performing starters have been killing me the last few weeks. I'm sure a hobbled Peyton will help dramatically.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 13, 2013, 08:09:48 PM
I picked up Vinatieri for a bye week replacement. Could have just left the spot empty.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on November 13, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
In another keeper league, I kept Arian Foster, Doug Martin, and AJ Green. With my first pick, I took Randall Cobb.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on November 15, 2013, 08:15:39 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 13, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
In another keeper league, I kept Arian Foster, Doug Martin, and AJ Green. With my first pick, I took Randall Cobb.

So, you're saying it's your fault I lost Foster. I demand a reparation RB.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on November 19, 2013, 09:38:44 PM

QuoteWife Beater
(7-4)
152.08
avatar
Ol Puddin Head
(5-6)
117.55
Wife Beater stays undefeated in two matchups against Ol Puddin Head with a 152.08 - 117.55 win. Ol Puddin Head does not fare well against Wife Beater, who has a 62.72-point average margin of victory against them. It's wider than their 35.18-point average margin of victory on the season (first in the league). Furthermore, Wife Beater has a 167.05-point average score in the series, 132.7% of their total season average. The Cincinnati Bengals Defense did the most damage, putting up 28.30 points for Wife Beater. The last time these teams met, Marshawn Lynch led with 33.00. To make matters worse, Ol Puddin Head got zero points from Kai Forbath. Wife Beater defeated Ol Puddin Head 182.02 - 91.11 in Week 2.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on November 20, 2013, 08:32:17 AM
neat
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on November 20, 2013, 10:54:03 AM
I am enjoying tanking the shtein out of this season and collecting a superstar list of IR players. It's all about the future. And murdering Trent Richardson.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on November 20, 2013, 11:01:01 AM
this is why keeper leagues need a last place penalty.  tanker!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on November 20, 2013, 11:22:39 AM
My other league last place has to pay for a pizza party.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: ice grillin you on November 20, 2013, 11:42:30 AM
we are renaming our last place penalty the jon smith trophy
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on November 20, 2013, 12:18:25 PM
lol
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 20, 2013, 01:55:48 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 20, 2013, 11:42:30 AM
we are renaming our last place penalty the jon smith trophy

for the pick 'em too?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 20, 2013, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 20, 2013, 11:01:01 AM
this is why keeper leagues need a last place penalty.  tanker!

I'm down with this, although I don't think Rusty is actually tanking.  It's not like he has a roster full of backups. 

What would be a good penalty?  Double the entry fee (which gets included in the pot to the winner)?  Go down on Chuggie's mom?  Run errands with Dio for a day?  Go hat shopping with T-hawk? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on November 22, 2013, 09:49:14 AM
No, I'm not actually trying to tank, my team just turned to shtein. Trent Richardson, Julio Jones, Matt Ryan turning to shtein because JJ and Roddy White were hurt. Ray Rice turning into some sort of useless douchenozzle for no good reason. Yeah, my team blows, but I'm not tanking.

Regardless, I'm cool with implementing a change to the league rules next season so last place pays some sort of penalty. Punishing ineptitude is right up my alley.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on November 24, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 20, 2013, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 20, 2013, 11:01:01 AM
this is why keeper leagues need a last place penalty.  tanker!

I'm down with this, although I don't think Rusty is actually tanking.  It's not like he has a roster full of backups. 

What would be a good penalty?  Double the entry fee (which gets included in the pot to the winner)?  Go down on Chuggie's mom?  Run errands with Dio for a day?  Go hat shopping with T-hawk?

Yes, the loser has to go with me to find this hat to wear with the Bruce Lee Kung Fu outfit from Enter The Dragon I had made when I was in China:

(http://www.mooncostumes.com/image/19044)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 01, 2013, 04:14:51 PM
Jefferies and Gordon.  Farg me. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 01, 2013, 04:24:17 PM
Still have Marshawn, Graham and the Bengals D. Feel the burn.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 02, 2013, 01:10:44 PM
Really hate that I have to face Peyton Manning in the first round.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 02, 2013, 01:46:58 PM
Luckily this loss won't hurt my place in the standings and I'll stay in 3rd.  If Rusty can pull out a win against T-hawk, then I think all 4 playoff spots will be clinched (Munson, SD, Me, Zanshin) and the final week of the season would determine the final seedings. 

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 02, 2013, 01:53:20 PM
How do the playoffs work? In my other league it starts after week 14...top 4 teams make it...1 plays 4 and 2 plays

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 02, 2013, 02:05:17 PM
Quote from: SD on December 02, 2013, 01:53:20 PM
How do the playoffs work? In my other league it starts after week 14...top 4 teams make it...1 plays 4 and 2 plays



Exactly the same except we allow the 3 seed to participate rather than making the 2 seed play itself. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 02, 2013, 02:35:37 PM
Oh yeah forgot this league goes 14 weeks....so I have one more week of not facing Peyton manning in the playoffs....sweet
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 03, 2013, 02:07:19 AM
Rusty blows. Way to lose by less than 1 point, jerkface.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on December 03, 2013, 08:27:00 AM
What he said.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 07, 2013, 12:54:26 PM
I should just bench my team and throw this game since I think THawk's team is overall better....but then Zanshin has Peyton Manning, who can and has beat me pretty much singlehandedly.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on December 07, 2013, 02:17:28 PM
You should totally do that. I dare you. Not like a regular dare, but, like, a double dog dare sort of thing.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 07, 2013, 05:12:19 PM
haha
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 09, 2013, 09:13:01 PM
Well, this is it...Sour Krauts won, so it comes down to DeMarco Murray for Zanshin outscoring Matt Forte and Brandon Marshall with about a 7 point cushion right now for the last playoff spot.

Forreal though...Peyton farging Manning.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 09, 2013, 11:03:34 PM
Unless Romo goes off for 40 pts without involving Witten, I'm pretty sure I've got the 3 seed locked up and Thawk is in the drivers seat for the 4th seed. Looks like the 1st round will be:

(1) Munson vs (4) Thawk
(2) SD vs (3) Sarge
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 10, 2013, 07:54:19 AM
Half the players on my CF team I'm playing against the guy in my work league.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 13, 2013, 12:55:48 PM
On the downside, Knowshon only got me about half of his projected points. On the plus side, SD left Ryan Mattews on the bench.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 13, 2013, 09:42:11 PM
Our matchup comes down to Foles and Calvin Johnson. If they light it up I'm in trouble.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 14, 2013, 12:04:55 AM
I love the fact that Carolina Def gets to face Geno Smith this weekend.  They could put up more points than any position player on either of out rosters.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 14, 2013, 08:24:52 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 14, 2013, 12:04:55 AM
I love the fact that Carolina Def gets to face Geno Smith this weekend.  They could put up more points than any position player on either of out rosters.

I have their D and Antonio Brown on my other team in a non PPR league

Dude I'm facing this week in that league has Graham, Gordon, Ivory, Matthews, Vereen...5 players I have in our CF league. I'd like to win both leagues but that's looking like a long shot.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 15, 2013, 04:10:53 PM
Foles has on off day...still puts up 37 pts
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 15, 2013, 04:14:19 PM
Andre and Cameron with ugly days for me...and CJ2k playing the best run D in the league.

fargers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 15, 2013, 06:08:47 PM
CJ isn't doing bad
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 15, 2013, 06:09:39 PM
Yeah, huge for me right now, starting him in two leagues.

That fat farg Green is probably going to vulture a short TD here though
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 15, 2013, 06:32:18 PM
Last minute I sat Bailey for Crosby...would probably still lose but it would make things interesting
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 17, 2013, 11:08:50 AM
I'm in the championship game for the 3rd straight year, which just goes to show that fantasy football is like 98% luck and 2% skill.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 17, 2013, 12:10:35 PM
I won 8 straight and had highest pts and lost.

You and thawk should split the pot
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 17, 2013, 03:34:34 PM
Can't believe my team dominated all year only to shtein the bed in the semi finals...well really they did okay...THawks team just went off in a big way. farg you, Jamaal Charles.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on December 18, 2013, 12:27:42 AM
Quote from: SD on December 17, 2013, 12:10:35 PM
You and thawk should split the pot

False

Quote from: Munson on December 17, 2013, 03:34:34 PM
Can't believe my team dominated all year only to shtein the bed in the semi finals...well really they did okay...THawks team just went off in a big way. farg you, Jamaal Charles.

Your team didn't dominate...you have one of the lowest points against totals in the league. Recognize luck. Also recognize half of your losses came from the Sour Krauts. Viva la Deutschland!!
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on December 18, 2013, 06:27:21 AM
(http://exploreberlin.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/berlin2blog.gif)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on December 18, 2013, 08:51:02 AM
good luck to whoever is in the finals.  hope you both diaf
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2013, 10:26:20 AM
Quote from: SD on December 17, 2013, 12:10:35 PM
You and thawk should split the pot

Haha. 

No. 

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 18, 2013, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 18, 2013, 12:27:42 AM
Quote from: SD on December 17, 2013, 12:10:35 PM
You and thawk should split the pot

False

Quote from: Munson on December 17, 2013, 03:34:34 PM
Can't believe my team dominated all year only to shtein the bed in the semi finals...well really they did okay...THawks team just went off in a big way. farg you, Jamaal Charles.

Your team didn't dominate...you have one of the lowest points against totals in the league. Recognize luck. Also recognize half of your losses came from the Sour Krauts. Viva la Deutschland!!

I also had the 2nd highest scoring team by only a few points, one of the two with 1800+....the luck I had came in those 4 losses, and it was bad. rabble rabble rabble
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on December 18, 2013, 12:22:01 PM
I agree; it's all managerial skill. That's why I crushed you twice as many times as you eked out a victory against me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2013, 12:47:48 PM
Being the #1 seed in this league is like the kiss of death come playoff time.  Ain't that right, Sunny? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on December 18, 2013, 12:51:25 PM
it certainly is.  not coming close to the playoffs was a welcome ending
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2013, 02:56:16 PM
Haha
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 18, 2013, 03:12:38 PM
Someone should have warned me.

Oh well..not a bad year for being an expansion team.

Is draft order determined by record after the two championship teams? Am I automatically the 8th pick next year?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 18, 2013, 03:21:02 PM
munson if it were you and I in the finals we would have split
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 18, 2013, 03:34:23 PM
Only if I got the choice of which 4 people I wanted to receive checks from, of course.

I want Rusty's sweet sweet money. I will have it next year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 18, 2013, 03:55:28 PM
I want Sunnys check so we could split it
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2013, 07:34:34 PM
Quote from: Munson on December 18, 2013, 03:12:38 PM
Is draft order determined by record after the two championship teams? Am I automatically the 8th pick next year?

Draft order is determined by final seedings after the playoffs/consolation rounds. Even though you were eliminated this weekend, you and SD will face each other for 3rd and 4th place.  So if you win and finish 3rd, then you'll draft 7th.

The only 2 teams guaranteed their draft position are Rusty and Chuggie for finishing in the bottom 2. Everyone else will be based on playoff outcome.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 18, 2013, 07:52:38 PM
Got it, so I want to win to get the better draft spot. Me likey.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 18, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
I also do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I like-a...do...da cha cha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 18, 2013, 09:33:17 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that.

He's a teacher too

So should I be tanking for a better draft slot or is there a benefit to winning 3rd aside from sunny rights aka bragging rights
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2013, 09:48:28 PM
No, you shouldn't tank. Yes, you'll get a better draft spot if you do.

Draft order for next year:

1. Rusty
2. Chuggie
3. Loser of Zanshin/Sunny
4. Winner of Zanshin/Sunny
5. Loser of Phreak/Dio
6. Winner of Phreak/Dio
7. Loser of SD/Munson
8. Winner of SD/Munson
9. Loser of Thawk/Sarge
10. Winner of Thawk/Sarge
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on December 18, 2013, 10:03:32 PM
ha...I'm not setting my lineups
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 18, 2013, 10:05:14 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 18, 2013, 10:03:32 PM
ha...I'm not setting my lineups

Same...I'm assuming there's no way to leave a slot empty so I'm going to put my scrubs in

Congrats on 3rd place munson
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 18, 2013, 10:54:07 PM
I think Sarge did that backwards...I think the winner of our match up gets the 7th pick, and the loser gets the 8th pick...otherwise it makes no sense, and we'd all just try and tank this last game.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
You 2 are playing for 3rd place. Winner finishes 3rd, loser is 4th.  Those will be the final standings for the year.

Same concept applies to the 5th/6th and 7th/8th place matchups.

Chuggie and Rusty are locked into their spots and stopped playing after week 14 because they suck something awful. Everyone else (1-8) keeps going but only 1-4 compete for the championship.

Trust me....I have an Associates Degree in Fantasy Sports.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on December 19, 2013, 08:25:19 AM
Hilarious. Top three in points scored...potential third pick next year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 19, 2013, 09:53:14 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
You 2 are playing for 3rd place. Winner finishes 3rd, loser is 4th.  Those will be the final standings for the year.

But if I'm understanding this correctly 3rd place gets pick #7 and 4th gets pick #6 meaning I want to finish 4th right? Chuggie and Russell get the first two picks next season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2013, 11:57:53 AM
Yes
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 19, 2013, 12:08:21 PM
so we should both tank? hmmm...
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2013, 12:22:02 PM
No. Only 1 of you should. Don't you know anything?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 19, 2013, 02:51:05 PM
I know I hate Gronk for getting hurt, and I hate Jamaal Charles.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2013, 02:58:08 PM
You got smoke checked because Andy Reid used a dynamic running back properly. Chew on that all off season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 19, 2013, 03:02:19 PM
farg.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2013, 06:47:59 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 19, 2013, 07:54:47 PM
Here's my tank team:
Stafford
Riley Cooper
Stevie Johnson
Lamar Miller
Chris Ivory
Jimmy Graham
Ryan Matthews
Mason Crosby
Cincy
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 19, 2013, 08:12:04 PM
I'm attempting to out tank you with...

Russel Wilson
Aaron Dobson
Brian Hartline
Andre Ellington
Brandon Bolden
Rob Gronkowski
Julian Edelman
Matt Prater
KC
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 19, 2013, 08:38:57 PM
farg...I think you win...lose
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 20, 2013, 02:01:25 AM
Are you 2 going to split the prize for 3rd?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 20, 2013, 02:02:37 AM
Since the prize for 3rd is a later draft pick, NO.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 22, 2013, 05:08:13 PM
Looks like my patchwork team is finally coming undone. At least this was determined pretty early so I can go about the rest of my day and not worry about fantasy sports.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on December 22, 2013, 06:46:37 PM
Nick Foles could go off
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 22, 2013, 11:32:24 PM
This needed to be a close game for Foles to give me a shot. It was a blowout after the 1st qtr.  My team basically shtein the bed.  Oh well. I shouldn't have won more than 4 games this year so I can't really complain. Good thing we agreed to split the pot just to piss off Sunny.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on December 23, 2013, 12:31:50 AM
Correct...we'll split it 100/0
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on December 23, 2013, 06:25:02 AM
whoever won, PM me your mailing info so I can get you a check

$25, right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on December 23, 2013, 06:51:33 AM
I'll paypal the shtein over. Saving the earth one personal check sized tree at a time. PM me your email so I can send it over. If you don't have paypal, I'll rape you.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on December 23, 2013, 06:56:28 AM
I know its waaaaaaaay early...but if you're interested in any of the steaming piles of shtein on my team, send me a PM.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 23, 2013, 06:53:57 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 23, 2013, 12:31:50 AM
Correct...we'll split it 100/0

Lol.

Message me your addy so I can send your winnings. Try not to blow it all on another hat.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on December 23, 2013, 08:51:53 PM
message me your mailing address
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on December 29, 2013, 10:05:43 AM
I'll do PayPal once I know where it needs to go. Message me or post it and I'll make it happen.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on December 29, 2013, 12:12:41 PM
I was gonna send a check with inappropriate things written on the memo line, but might just do PayPal when I get home from New York.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on December 29, 2013, 01:21:11 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on December 29, 2013, 10:05:43 AM
I'll do PayPal once I know where it needs to go. Message me or post it and I'll make it happen.

My email addy is mschwar61@yahoo.com. If anybody else did not get the PM and needs my address to send a sonofabitch check, please let me know.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on December 30, 2013, 10:19:15 AM
Cool. Done.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on December 30, 2013, 11:15:29 AM
Payment sent. Jackass.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on December 30, 2013, 03:52:41 PM
How much did we agree on, $25 or $28?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on December 30, 2013, 04:11:31 PM
This will be like a enigmatic riddle for you, Chuggie: send me the amount equal to Lesean McCoy's number.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on December 30, 2013, 04:12:39 PM
Who's LeSean McCoy?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on December 30, 2013, 06:08:28 PM
Quote from: hbionic on December 30, 2013, 04:12:39 PM
Who's LeSean McCoy?

(http://imageshack.us/a/img703/53/5w1.gif)
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2013, 08:55:55 AM
Money sent
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on January 01, 2014, 09:36:52 AM
I managed to dig up my old paypal account, money sent.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on January 01, 2014, 12:39:01 PM
Thanks everybody that's paid so far.

hbionic, Sarge, and Munson, after you finish your circle jerk, please wash your hands before remitting payment.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on January 01, 2014, 01:38:42 PM
Sent...but I didn't watch my hands first.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on January 01, 2014, 11:00:59 PM
Sent. I actually did watch my hands as I made sure not to wash them.

P.S.

You have a stupid last name.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on January 01, 2014, 11:20:46 PM
If last names could fight, my last name would kick the holy ever living farg out of your last name to the death.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on January 01, 2014, 11:27:05 PM
Mine is short and simple. Like my penis. Not Nazi like yours.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on January 02, 2014, 12:17:49 AM
I'm pretty sure THawk was the lead singer of Jawbreaker/Jets To Brazil.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on January 18, 2014, 12:51:07 AM
I have received all payments. Thanks for all the kind and not so kind words accompanying the  :deion Sarge, I can't believe you actually paid with 100 quarters; that's a bullshtein move that cracked me up. I'm going to put 'em all in a sock and give you a code red (not mountain dew) to help remind you of your Army days...YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on January 18, 2014, 12:21:37 PM
That's pretty good. I've run leagues where it's like pulling teeth to get paid.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 22, 2014, 11:19:40 AM
I was actually going to pay you in pennies, but I found a few rolls of quarters in a box and suddenly I didn't feel like going to the bank for pennies.

Is everyone in for next year or is Dio finally calling it quits? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on January 22, 2014, 12:20:04 PM
OUT
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 22, 2014, 12:50:29 PM
I kind of feel like everyone wins with this one.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: ice grillin you on January 22, 2014, 01:30:26 PM
sorry guys.....dio needs to save his paper for all the bets me and him are going to make next season
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on January 22, 2014, 02:54:50 PM
In

Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on July 15, 2014, 03:40:41 PM
Is this happening again? Gotta figure out if I have to do 4 drafts this year
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 15, 2014, 03:44:16 PM
Really? Life is THAT complicated?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on July 15, 2014, 04:26:10 PM
Extremely.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 15, 2014, 04:55:21 PM
No, Keeper League 13 is not going again. But I am curious as to whether or not we're doing Keeper League 14. Who's in and who's out?

I'm in.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on July 15, 2014, 04:56:46 PM
100% in

If anyone has openings in any other leagues let me know
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: hbionic on July 15, 2014, 04:59:32 PM
There's a few openings in Sarge's mom if you want in. There's plenty of room for everybody.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Diomedes on July 15, 2014, 05:30:03 PM
Out. 

I'm back to just being a fan of the Eagles.  It's a relief.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 15, 2014, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 15, 2014, 05:30:03 PM
Out. 

too many errands to run.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Tomahawk on July 18, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
Naturally the reigning champ has to be in
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SunMo on July 18, 2014, 12:41:11 PM
I'm in if the league goes.  I'm out if it doesn't.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 18, 2014, 12:54:13 PM
I have errands to run but I will be IN
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Munson on July 29, 2014, 07:38:33 PM
I have drafts on the 20th, the 21st, and the 23rd, so any day other than those I can probably find a way to work around.

Dio is back in, he told me himself. Not really, but still.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 30, 2014, 09:41:18 AM
In.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: SD on July 30, 2014, 09:42:07 AM
How does the keeper thing work again?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Zanshin on July 30, 2014, 09:47:50 AM
You keep your worst players and release the best ones to the keeper draft.
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 05:10:40 AM
OK I'm renewing this shtein now. Who wants to take Dio's spot?
Title: Re: Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules
Post by: Yeti on August 27, 2014, 11:19:46 PM
I will.  What are we doing?