2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[Geowhizzer]

well it looks like im not missing anything

if its any consolation, my signal is terrible, im sitting on an old stool and my back is killing me

other than that, it looks like its a fun night

It might be a terrific night if the Phils could have even fielded a Little League World Series-worthy lineup.

After the first inning Halladay's been money.  Carpenter's been one run better.

And Polanco's ready for the glue factory.

[Sgt PSN]

stark=

Starting with the 3rd inning of Game 2, the Phillies' offense has cranked out 17 1-2-3 innings - and put runners on base in only 13.

It's like they are channeling their inner Eagles goal line offense. 

[SD]

well it looks like im not missing anything

if its any consolation, my signal is terrible, im sitting on an old stool and my back is killing me

other than that, it looks like its a fun night

I envy you. This game is going exactly how I feared.

[Sgt PSN]

JFC at that dickbag texting. 

[SunMo]

it's either this inning or the 9th if they wanna win

[Geowhizzer]

I know it's the 6th, but this may be their last best chance.

The Glory Hounds of Rollins-Utley-Pence-Howard better get something farging done this inning.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I doubt the Cardinals are going to score another run this game. If these tards could figure out a way to get one run....this game might never end.

[ice grillin you]

stark=

Starting with the 3rd inning of Game 2, the Phillies' offense has cranked out 17 1-2-3 innings - and put runners on base in only 13.

It's like they are channeling their inner Eagles goal line offense.

or the phillies offense since they got busted for having binoculars in the bullpen against the mets in may of last year....seriously look at their before and after splits and youll find the difference is incredible

[SunMo]

i really consider pinch hitting mayberry for howard if larussa matches up with a lefty

[PhillyPhreak54]

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

[Sgt PSN]

Nice meaty curve in the middle of plate.  Great pitch to take. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Dammit Jimmy

[Don Ho]

Hey Jroll, that was the fans fault.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Time for a Gritty AB


Give us a greaseball special, Grit - a HR to RF

[Hawk]

The phils hate meatball pitches.