2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[Hawk]

And yes I said un patient.  Go me.

No one noticed.  Too infuriated by this game.

[ice grillin you]

And yes I said un patient.  Go me.

lol...i def would have made a mention if it wasnt currently a game thread

[Don Ho]

When I'm watching an NFL game and there's a game break, I get to see a touchdown or an instant highlight.  When TBS does a gamebreak, I get to see a preview for a game tonight or tomorrow.

Gold Standard.

[SunMo]

cards get the shutdown inning the phillies never seem to be able to do

[ice grillin you]

you almost wish jimmy would have gotten out his last couple of bats....hes farging too hot if thats possible...to the point where he was due to get out

[Don Ho]

Someone throw that squirrel on a grill a la Bizzare Foods.

[Hawk]

I wish he would have exploded the squirrel.

[ice grillin you]

if stockton isnt full blown senile then he has all kinds of early onset dementia

[Don Ho]

The home plate ump looks like a farging caveman.

[ice grillin you]

The home plate ump looks like a farging caveman.

maybe him and stockton hunted wooley mammoth together back in the day

[PhillyPhreak54]

Angel Hernandez gave Schumaker an extra pitch post-Squirrel. The ball on that pitch made it 1-1 and that clown says it's 2-1. He's farging awful.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Stan Musial Theriot in a 2nd now.

He will go 3-3

[Hawk]

I just saw a black guy in the crowd.  You all were wrong!

[ice grillin you]

Angel Hernandez gave Schumaker an extra pitch post-Squirrel. The ball on that pitch made it 1-1 and that clown says it's 2-1. He's farging awful.

no he didnt

pitch one ball
pitch two foul
pitch three ball (squirrel pitch - oswalt argued that it was a strike)
pitch four pop out

[Hawk]

Can we please get one of those close hits/bloops etc.