2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[SunMo]

osama could've been a great power forward if not for his kidney condition.  dude had a sick fadeaway

[Don Ho]

since Hamels first start of the year, you know the one where he got booed and everybody said he sucks...


5 GS, 4-0, 38 IP (never less than 7), 24 H, 6 ER, 8 BB, 37 K, 1.42 ERA, .142 BAA, and a WHIP of 0.842.

WE WANT PICTURES! 

[Rome]

[SunMo]

pffft, so fake.  the glove isn't even broken in.

of course i'm sure that's the only thing on her that isn't broken in

[Sgt PSN]

Face is not great and she's got nothing in the ass and hips dept.  Just another skinny fake blond with fake tits and nothing else.  Yawn. 

And there's no way she actually took the bite out of that hot dog. 

[Rome]

Shut your filthy whore mouths.

[ice grillin you]

[Don Ho]

Did Leon Panetta approve these?

[Sgt PSN]

Shut your filthy whore mouths.

Seriously bro...you live in Florida.  There should be no shortage of some fine ass Cuban and Dominican mamasitas walking around down there with asses and hips that make your eyes pop out.  What's with the obsession with skinny bitches who have no curves? 

[Rome]

She's the first bitch I saw when I looked for a girl on Google wearing a Phillies shirt.

Jesus...

[Sgt PSN]

That's not Hamels' wifey, is it?  If so, she looks about 1000x better pregnant. 

She's the first bitch I saw when I looked for a girl on Google wearing a Phillies shirt.

Jesus...

LOL....you are so farging salty. 

[Don Ho]

Rome, we expect a lot more from you.  Now go find us a nice shot of a Dominican nugget.

[Geowhizzer]

Worley is fitting in well with the rotation right now.

[Munson]

I never really knew much about Vance Worley until last year...is he a future #3/#4 type guy, or is he a AAAA player like Kendrick?

[Geowhizzer]

Ibanez remembered how to hit.