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now a 425 game which was a forgone conclusion. cowboys/wash at the same time.
they could play: sf, sea, gb, min. at this point, seattle is probably the best matchup. in order for that to happen, seattle needs to lose to sf and minnesota needs to lose 1 game. go pack go.
They're running the table. I've already booked my flight for Philly on SB Weekend.
theres also this scenario to face seattle
sea: loses to sf
gb: loses out
min: wins out
so the eagles CANNOT face the packers. im thinking if minny wins tomorrow, its them. if not, then seattle.
Quote from: MDS on December 22, 2019, 09:00:56 PM
theres also this scenario to face seattle
sea: loses to sf
gb: loses out
min: wins out
so the eagles CANNOT face the packers. im thinking if minny wins tomorrow, its them. if not, then seattle.
Did you maybe mean SF?
If the Pack lose out and the Vikes win out, the 12-4 Vikes win the North. The 11-5 Pack would be the 6th seed to the 12-4 Niners and also maybe to the 11-5 Hawks.
Tied conference records makes it too much work for me to determine who has the 11-5 (8-4 conference) pack/hawk edge or 12-4 (9-3 conference) niner/vike edge
Lol...I'm sofa king D.A.F.T., I had the 4 playing the 6 seed. Regardless, depending on common games or strength of victory, pack might be 5 to Seattle
11-5 hawks get the 5 vs 11-5 Vikes based on their head to head win
I think #5 is the loser of the SF/SEA game unless MIN wins out.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 23, 2019, 08:24:11 AM
I think #5 is the loser of the SF/SEA game unless MIN wins out.
apparently, gb/det tie gives them the 5 but other than that, yea. sf falls to 6 with a loss and 2 minny wins.
best scenario for the eagles is sea, then gb and then one of no/sf in the nfccg. im not sure how this can happen.
Wentz needs 250 yards to hit 4000 for the year. He can probably get that, assuming he doesn't get hurt.
Not feeling great about this game. Coming off a huge emotional win and the Giants O is rolling. Eagles are an all around better team aside from WR and RB but sometimes skill positions can mask problems in other places. Schwartz needs to ditch the soft coverage and put pressure on Jones. Giants O line is garbage compared to Dallas.
I'm not a ginger lover or apologist but throwing for 4,000 yards with the absolute slop they have a WR is pretty damn decent.
Quote from: Rome on December 23, 2019, 10:46:56 AM
I'm not a ginger lover or apologist but throwing for 4,000 yards with the absolute slop they have a WR is pretty damn decent.
https://twitter.com/john_gonoude/status/1208975492054945792
Crazy to see that mark being set with these receivers.
It helps when half your passes are super safe screens. Sometimes it worked for McNabb.
Wormburners helped McNabb
They also kept his passing percentage at a cool 58%.
Ertz fractured a rib. As long as he can stand the pain he should be able to play.
Playing through injuries hasn't worked out great for this team, but at least it's only one or two games.
Shoot it up with toradol and cortisone and roll
And we mean literally "roll".
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 23, 2019, 03:10:13 PM
Shoot it up with toradol and cortisone and roll
Ribs are tricky but as someone who's received both shots yea they work (cortisone more so than tordal)
Cortisone is a miracle drug especially for old fargers like me, Don & Geo.
Viagra says hi.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 23, 2019, 03:00:29 PM
Playing through injuries hasn't worked out great for this team, but at least most it's only one or two games.
i wanted seattle but after watching cuzzo stink up the joint and zimmer go 1970s conservative hs coach....
Seattle or SF is the opponent if I'm not mistaken
Quote from: Rome on December 23, 2019, 07:49:08 PM
Cortisone is a miracle drug especially for old fargers like me, Don & Geo.
I've had it in my knees several times. Great drug. I've never had toradol. But I did have a bad reaction to the cortisone once. shtein hurt so bad I wanted my leg amputated lol
Broken ribs suck though. So damn painful
"nothing wrong with a six hour hard on" -- your mom
Cowboys game is on TV here
I'm gonna have to go bootleg stream today. I don't feel like going to a bar.
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This is not you.
lol
Nope I'm a couch warrior today
This would be a perfect scenario type day if I didn't have to work tomorrow. One of my staff is retiring tomorrow, so I have to be there for a lunch for her. If not it would be a blackout Sunday Funday for yours truly.
Get hammered and crash out early tonight!
Hopefully the Eagles don't make this harder than it should be. Although barkley and jones going off recently doesn't help my nerves
the eagles 4 best receivers are injured
theres no way they should win this game
Jackson, Ertz, Alshon, but Greg Ward is healthy, so who's number four? Sproles?
Think he's counting Nelly
Not on TV here of course, showing the Cowgirls/Racists game. ::)
Same.
Bootleg reddit stream day for me
Everyone outside of the northeast is getting Dallas.
I'm streaming or missing it. Can't skip out on family dinner for the goddamn NFL. The Eagles don't care about Diomedes.
We care about you Dio, you don't need the Birds
Ward limping off? Next! Is there a next?
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 02:42:32 PM
Everyone outside of the northeast is getting Dallas.
WTF with that? 95% of the country gets the cow stains???
Strange call. 4th and 7?
God dammit
Guess when your kicker sucks major ass recently you got to go for it there
Love that graphic 57 years between Championships
Sounds like a shtein load of birds fans at the game
What's after next up? we surrender?
Oh good I just saw Sanders and Ward back on the field
farg! Three points, weak play call their Doug on third down
So basically the entire offense is now centered around Miles Sanders and Goedert occasionally slipping free.
I'll say it:
RASUL DOUGLAS IS AWFUL
I swear he and Mills have gotten worse. Darby was always overrated
Lololol of course — Sanders is hurt
Sanders to the locker room
Maddox hurt now
The lineup they have out there ain't beating anybody. Merry Christmas Dallas
This can't end well
Perkins! WTF!
I tune in just in time to see the Giants tie it up, I get to the end of the thread to see a TD to someone named Perkins? Okay.
Brooks was hurt on the PAT
JFC
So when they signing Darnell Autry and Stanley Pritchett?
Pretty soon they're going to have to bring in the cheerleaders.
What next? Jesus! Brooks? This team is barely on fumes right now
Quote from: Don Ho on December 29, 2019, 05:41:04 PM
What next? Jesus! Brooks? This team is barely on fumes right now
Live shot of the Eagles rolling into the playoffs:
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Smart move by Giants, keep picking on Rasul
It's a little rainy out there, gonna be a great day for receivers.
Well the defense is certainly trying to hit people today, so they've got that going for them I guess.
Between all the drops we've seen by Cowboys and Giants the past two weeks maybe Nellie ain't so bad
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 06:08:18 PM
Well the defense is certainly trying to hit people today, so they've got that going for them I guess.
And Barnett's continued inexcusable offsides
It's so bad there's a waiting line to get into the blue tent
So the Giants are definitely getting this first down, right?
BG to the locker room
God farging dammit
I can't believe Eagles legend Golden Tate just stabbed us in the back like that.
Of course
I may actually give them a pass when they lose this game.
So Schwartz finally decides to show some emotion while he's yelling at the third string defense
Schwartz out there yelling like his job is on the line or something. I hope it is.
Wents suffering from McNabbitis.
All that slutty handholding with his wife has left him with a weak grip.
Are they really gonna lose this game?
Boston Scott, Perkins, Ward, Burnett, I don't know about you but I'm feeling it!
Quote from: Rome on December 29, 2019, 06:25:13 PM
Are they really gonna lose this game?
You know that Eagles/Giants games at the end of the season have to end in bullshtein. No point in getting worked up until there's like 7 minutes left in the 4th quarter.
Douglas please please please please don't be back next year
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 06:21:16 PM
Schwartz out there yelling like his job is on the line or something. I hope it is.
Hopefully it's done by the time he leaves the meadowlands this evening
One of these days they'll remember to watch the backside on those plays.
Giants forgot they're the Giants and tried to go for the kill.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 06:29:53 PM
One of these days they'll remember to watch the backside on those plays.
Hey, Jones III backside made a great play there.
Yeah? Where the hell is Jordon Howard?
Ward trash talking? Alright, let's see where this goes.
That was a great catch.
Yeah, this Scott guy's alright.
Ok, ok
I can't get excited because I still have visions of number 32 with his head on a swivel looking completely clueless out there on defense
Well that was expected
Eagles gonna Eagle.
Break down in the eagle secondary? unheard of
Good news, the defense didn't even allow a first down after that scoring drive!
He's not done either
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 06:42:49 PM
Good news, the defense didn't even allow a first down after that scoring drive!
Actually a touchdown is a first down, so...
Well Rodney McLoud is really good at celebrating meaningless second down tackles.
Quote from: Rome on December 29, 2019, 06:45:07 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 06:42:49 PM
Good news, the defense didn't even allow a first down after that scoring drive!
Actually a touchdown is a first down, so...
You're a first down.
Big V you idiot
Solid
Instead of being off sides every play maybe Barnett could learn that move
Y'all ready for the most stressful heartbreaking fourth-quarter of your life?
Wentz is throwing more deep passes today than he has the entire rest of the season.
Perkins has been open and farging Wentz keeps missing him
Pencil dick made a kick
The bullshtein score came early this time. That must mean there's even more bullshtein coming later!
Holy shtein!
Wow!!
I don't think the Eagles can rely on Dallas losing this week.
Can Wentz finish this game without fumbling it back? My gut says maybe.
Exactly too bad Dallas decided to show up today
Quoting Chris Spielman "it's always nice to have a fresh pass rushers"
Eli's standing there in the rain, glad he's retiring.
I just told Seabiscuit you think with this game meaning absolutely nothing to the Giants and possibly Eli's last game ever at the meadowlands just stick the dude in for a final swan song
Wentz still trying to get receivers killed.
Tell that SOB to come back to CF
Holy shtein Boston Scott.
These guys don't have the talent to win a playoff game but watching a bunch of backups play is fun when they play with this much heart and energy.
Oh boy....oh boy...
How much are Boston Scott jerseys?
Once again the mighty wisdom of GF!!you said wait until seven minutes left in the fourth quarter well by God you did it again Nostradamus!
Scott needs 16 more receiving yards for a hundred. He'll probably get it.
I love Boston Scott
I love GF
I love Boston Scott, but not me.
The fact it's those farging corksuckers, that Hitler wannabe owner and their phony ass fan base they're keeping out of the playoffs, well that makes this even more special
Man, that right side of the Giants line is getting worked hard.
I actually feel sorry for Eli
I want to see him stick around and play a season for the Chargers just for the hell of it.
This truly is Eli's successor.
Come on, give me one good screen to Scott.
Props. There aren't a lot of teams that could win even against the Giants if you took their depth chart and deleted their top 3 WRs, top 3 RBs, top 3 CBs, top TE, two best OL, top KR, the starting MLB, and a starting DT.
https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1211442096944697344
this was fun
Jenkins must be close to hitting some bonuses the way he's playing today.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 29, 2019, 07:28:11 PM
Props. There aren't a lot of teams that could win even against the Giants if you took their depth chart and deleted their top 3 WRs, top 3 RBs, top 3 CBs, top TE, two best OL, top KR, the starting MLB, and a starting DT.
At least the QB stayed healthy.
The cowards took Barkley out so he won't lose his 1000 yard season.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 07:32:40 PM
Jenkins must be close to hitting some bonuses the way he's playing today.
Maybe Daniel Jones used some Mason Rudolph-like language.
I've whined like a little bitch probably more than anyone the last few weeks about Wentz but he's shown more balls and guts than the bed wetter or some of his other clowns they've put out there. Amazing job
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1211439050718138370
End this with a pick six, you son of a bitch!
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 29, 2019, 07:28:11 PM
Props. There aren't a lot of teams that could win even against the Giants if you took their depth chart and deleted their top 3 WRs, top 3 RBs, top 3 CBs, top TE, two best OL, top KR, the starting MLB, and a starting DT.
Typo on my part, Grugier-Hill is OLB of course.
That was the best game Jenkins has played in a long time
I don't even care how bad they get smoked next week, this was a nice way to end the season.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2019, 07:36:41 PM
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1211439050718138370
https://twitter.com/espn/status/1211440540442599425
I just watched highlights of cowboys skins game and it's safe to say the racist didn't even show up they were playing at half speed and obviously gave up before kick off
I can't stand Stephen A Smith but his Cowboys roasting exceeded epic levels tonight.
Great win. I would legit like to see Wentz with a group of NFL receivers. What he did this last month is just unthinkable.
Quote from: Rome on December 29, 2019, 09:12:39 PM
Great win. I would legit like to see Wentz with a group of NFL receivers. What he did this last month is just unthinkable.
Wentz is the NFC mvp
https://twitter.com/BostonScott2/status/1211459710551052288
This team is giving Showtime's All or Nothing producers some fantastic material.