Phillies

[Geowhizzer]

Maik Maik loves him some hitting 8th.

I don't think they have pitching to close the deal (yet), but this should be a fun summer of watching baseball with this lineup.

[Rome]

Well, if you're going to get your first hit, that's the way to do it. 

[Geowhizzer]

Well, if you're going to get your first hit, that's the way to do it.

That ball was absolutely crushed. 

Now for the bullpen to do its job.  Come on Seranthony!

[Don Ho]

That was amazing!  You could feel the electricity at CBP through the TV. 

How's this bottom of the order?  Maik Maik!!!

[Geowhizzer]

https://twitter.com/Jules_R18/status/1112112495957889024

[Don Ho]

Better hair, Harper, Cutch or that Asian dude in the dugout?

[Don Ho]

Jesus, Smoltz is difficult to listen to.  He and the other dude giggled like two school girls most of the game.

[SD]

Robertson's a bum

[Don Ho]

two appearances, two bad outings.

[Don Ho]

Robertson, what the farg?  He looks like a mess

[Geowhizzer]

2-0 bitches!

[Rome]

Kapler might be the only thing keeping this team from winning triple digits.

He's still a farging ree-ree.

[QB Eagles]

Well, if you're going to get your first hit, that's the way to do it. 

That thing was murdered.

Kapler might be the only thing keeping this team from winning triple digits.

Well, and the pitching.

Because it's 2019 and this is how baseball works now, most of the production is going to come via the long ball. HR droughts will be team slumps. Luckily half the games are in the friendly confines of CBP.

[Geowhizzer]

https://twitter.com/rhyshoskins/status/1112141773629997056

https://twitter.com/JSalisburyNBCS/status/1112142234093318146

[Don Ho]

It may be the cold, but Arrieta looks like dog shtein.  Lucky he's only given up one run.