New entry in World's Thinnest Books

[Father Demon]

I saw five at the new Border's today in someplace like Missouri or some shtein:

1) Fast Freddie's "Guide to Government Entitlements"

2) Munson's "How To Let Common Sense Rule Your Life"

3) rjs' "Eternal Optimism"

4) Sarge's "Let The Little Girls Live Their Own Lives"

and

5) IGY's "Things I Never Understood"

[SunMo]

you need to get blackout drunk more often

[Father Demon]

Damn.

[Sgt PSN]

Father Demon's Guide to Starting Funny and Entertaining Threads

Thinnest.  Book.  Ever.

[rjs246]

I give the guy points for not Munson-ing up the board with his post.

[Sgt PSN]

But he's got kids so he's Munson-ing up the world with his DNA.

We all lose. 

[Diomedes]

His entry for Sarge was the best of the five titles.

[Sgt PSN]

at least he kept me as a hetero

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

at least he kept me as a hetero

It proves he's a master of the Fiction/Fantasy genre.

[Rome]

John Kruk is farging fat as farg.

farg!

[Munson]

But he's got kids so he's Munson-ing up the world with his DNA.

We all lose. 

It's sad that even I know how true #4 probably is.