hungry (http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127131)
I bet the guy who killed the deer with his hands ate this sandwich right after.
that...is....awesome/disgusting
I think I just had a heart attack from looking at the pictures.
That's a lot of calories.
just under 30K in calories...
1/2 pound of butter
14 pieces of bacon
2 corndogs
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. ??? ???
:-X
I'm trying to make a new delicacy where you wrap bacon around butter. The problem is the butter keeps melting.
There is no way he got 18,000 calories worth of canola oil in there. Some of the other calorie figures are slanted high, but that one is just really obvious. I don't understand why he'd exaggerate something that's plenty overdone in reality.
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Heh. This advert came up on that thread!
That's a good looking sammitch. Would it be bad manneans to pick it up to eat it?
Quote from: stillupfront on November 03, 2005, 11:43:07 AM
Would it be bad manneans to pick it up to eat it?
It would be the wost.
i'd eat it
Yeah, but you'd eat Dei Lynam, too, which is only slightly more disgusting.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 03, 2005, 12:18:19 PM
Yeah, but you'd eat Dei Lynam, too, which is only slightly more disgusting.
I'd farg that sandwich before I'd farg Dei Lynam.
Dear god that looks delicious.
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 03, 2005, 12:18:19 PM
Yeah, but you'd eat Dei Lynam, too, which is only slightly more disgusting.
I'd eat Dei Lynam while farging the sammitch.
here is another one (http://www.jengajam.com/r/Giant-Sandwich)
I'd hit it. A bit more cheese than I am used to though, but much less fat. :yay
Quote from: stillupfront on November 03, 2005, 01:39:34 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 03, 2005, 12:18:19 PM
Yeah, but you'd eat Dei Lynam, too, which is only slightly more disgusting.
I'd eat Dei Lynam while farging the sammitch.
And then GF would really enjoy the sandwich.
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.
The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.
The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.
That's why I find the outcry after SuperSize Me came out unsettling and retarded. Of course if you eat McDonald's for every meal of every day you're going to turn into a fat(ter) ass. For farg's sake, go to the motherfarging grocery store and buy some farging food to cook on your own, fargtard.
Next week I'm paying off another debt. That leaves only three to go before I'm debt free. That's stage one of my plan. Stage two is to leave America to it's own devices. I could care less what people eat. I'm leaving.
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 03, 2005, 04:28:58 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.
The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.
That's why I find the outcry after SuperSize Me came out unsettling and retarded. Of course if you eat McDonald's for every meal of every day you're going to turn into a fat(ter) ass. For farg's sake, go to the motherfarging grocery store and buy some farging food to cook on your own, fargtard.
Dude, the guy getting fat wasn't even the most disturbing part of Super Size Me. When he was just sitting there and threw up for no reason I almost lost it. I don't eat fast food very often at all, and haven't since college, but that scene pretty much ended any non-blackout-drunk fastfood eating for me.
i never saw supersize me. but i only eat fast food about once a month, if that. most of it is gross. and in the 20 minutes it takes to drive to one of these fatass factories, you can cook something that tastes better and is better for you.
Dude the most disturbing thing was not that he became a fat ass. It was that within two weeks he was showing signs of liver failure, and by 3 weeks it was coupled with signs of renal failure. His cholesterol went up 50 PTS in 4 weeks. I could have told you eating 3 squares at McDs would impact your health, but I never would've believed that much.
I've never seen, nor will I ever see, the movie. People just acted like it was some sort of revelation; as if it forced them to come to some sort of epiphany.
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 03, 2005, 04:41:15 PM
I've never seen, nor will I ever see, the movie. People just acted like it was some sort of revelation; as if it forced them to come to some sort of epiphany.
Which shows how pathetically lazy and ignorant the majority of people are.
Quite the message board ......this is a good one!
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1941575#post1941575
Quote from: 4and26 on November 03, 2005, 05:27:41 PM
Quite the message board ......this is a good one!
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1941575#post1941575
Because I'm a nice guy....
QuoteBrad,
It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.
I am so sorry.
Elizabeth
QuoteDear Elizabeth,
Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't **** him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill ***-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the ***** of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.
Talk to you never,
Brad
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 03, 2005, 05:45:18 PM
Quote from: 4and26 on November 03, 2005, 05:27:41 PM
Quite the message board ......this is a good one!
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1941575#post1941575
Because I'm a nice guy....
QuoteBrad,
It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.
I am so sorry.
Elizabeth
QuoteDear Elizabeth,
Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't **** him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill ***-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the ***** of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.
Talk to you never,
Brad
That's farging hilarious!
Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.
The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.
The rest of the world wishes it could be America with every fiber of its being.
:-D :-D :-D
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 03, 2005, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.
The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.
The rest of the world wishes it could be America with every fiber of its being.
I was including most of America in my generalization, but your patriotism is noted. Hoo-rah.
Screw the Patriots, you Happy Meal eatin' sofa kings!
QuoteDONOVAN
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IM SO SORY1!1! OMG
TO
!!1!1! OMG WTF
Holy crap that cracked me up.
Fake.
Quote from: Wingspan on November 03, 2005, 06:21:46 PM
QuoteDONOVAN
IT WUD B DIFICULT FOR ME 2 B ANY MORE MIESRABL3 RIGHT NOW I FEL LIEK TEH WORST PARSON EVAR!111 WTF LOL FIRST LET ME START BY SAYNG TAHT IM TRULY TRULY SORY AND I HAET MYSALF FOR HURTNG U!11! OF AL DA PAOPL3 IN TEH WHOL3 ANTIER WORLD U WER3 HONASTLY DA LAST PARSON TAHT I WUD 3VER WANT 2 WRONG IN ANY WAY1!111! WTF THEIR IS NO EXCUSE AT AL FOR ANYTHNG TAHT HAPENED SO I WONT 3V3N TRY OTHAR THAN 2 SAY AL OF US HAD WAY 2 MUCH 2 DRINK AND I DID A STUPID THNG!!1! OMG LOL I CAN HANDL3 U BNG PIS3D AT ME I ABSOLUTELY DESERV3 IT I CAN 3VEN HANDL3 DA UGLY WORDS TAHT WAR3 EXCHANG3D BTWEN US WUT I CANT HANDL3 IS THINKNG TAHT U SE ME AS A DIFER3NT P3RSON1111 WTF IT IS WEIRD I FEL LIEK I JUST WANT THROUGH A HORIBLE BREAK UP OR SOM3THNG1!11 DA WORLD LOKED FUNY YASTARDAY I CUDNT CRAK A SMIEL IF U PADE ME THEIR R SONGS I CANT LISTEN 2 AND I JUST 1!1! OMG WTF LOL FEL BYOND CRUSHAD!11!! WTF LOL I DONT KNOW IF U MAANT 3VERYTHNG U SADE 2 M3 AND IM HOPNG TAHT U DIDNT1!!1 OMG WTF LOL I KNOW TAHT I WAS WRONG ON MANY L3VELS BUT IM ALSO HOPNG TAHT THIS IS SOM3THNG TAHT W3 CAN DEAL WITH1111! I KNOW IT SOUNDS 2TALY CRAZY AND STUPID BUT U HAEV COMA 2 PLAY SUCH A SIGNIFICANT ROL3 IN MAH LIEF I CANT IMAGIEN MAH DAYS WITHOUT U1!!1!1!! WTF IT IS 2TALY STRANG3 AND WEIRD 2 SAY TAHT AND U CUD SAY TAHT MAH BHAVIOR DIDNT REFLACT TAHT AND U WUD B CORECT1!!111 OMG I HAET FELNG LIEK U HAET ME AND I HAET FELNG LIEK AL OF UR FREINDS THINK IM A TERIBLE P3RSON B/C IM NOT!111!1! I KNOW THEIR IS NOTHNG I CAN SAY OR DO 2 TAEK BAK WUT HAPAN3D BUT I JUST WANT U 2 KNOW TAHT FIGHTNG WIT U WAS JUST ABOUT DA WORST THNG I CUD HAEV AVER IMAGIEND1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL IT WAS RIGHT UP THEIR WIT ONE OF DA UGLEIST NIGHTS OF MAH LIEF AND I WUD GIEV ANYTHNG IN TEH WORLD 2 R3WIND AND FIX IT1!11!1 IM NOT SURE IF U WIL R3SPOND 2 THIS PART OF MA THINKS TAHT U WONT!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL IF NOT 2DAY TH3N MAYB SOM3 OTH3R TIEM!1!! ALSO THX FOR GATNG MAH STUF 2G3THER ALTHOUGH I THINK MAH SUNGLASAS R STIL AT UR HOUSE IF U CUD KEP UR AYES PELAD FOR THEM TAHT WUD B GREAT1!11! OMG WTF I CANT AVAN FOCUS OR WORK 2DAY I CANT EAT I SERIOUSLY FEL LIEK IT WAS AN UGLY BREAK UP AND IM HOPNG AGANEST HOP3S TAHT IT WAS NOT TAHT AND U R NOT DONA WIT MA11!1 WTF PLZ DONT CUT ME OF I RILLY DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE TAHT!1!1!! WTF
IM SO SORY1!1! OMG
TO
!!1!1! OMG WTF
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
deep fried candy (http://candyaddict.com/blog/2005/10/26/deep-fried-snickers/)
Quote from: MURP on November 04, 2005, 11:39:11 AM
deep fried candy (http://candyaddict.com/blog/2005/10/26/deep-fried-snickers/)
Ha! Before I even clicked on the link, I was thinking about the NC State Fair, as I'd heard about them serving fried candy bars. I've never actually attended this "big deal" event, despite it being held about 8 miles from my home. One of the reasons is that if they're serving deep-fried Mars bars, and there are actually people buying them... I probably don't want to hang around those people.
you must go try one and return to us with the verdict.
Quote from: MURP on November 04, 2005, 11:39:11 AM
deep fried candy (http://candyaddict.com/blog/2005/10/26/deep-fried-snickers/)
Scottish cuisine at its finest.
Quote from: MURP on November 04, 2005, 11:50:56 AM
you must go try one and return to us with the verdict.
It'll have to wait until next year. The state fair just ended a couple of weeks ago.
I would eat the shtein out of a deep fried candybar. In fact I think I'd eat a deep fried one before I'd eat a regular one.
hmm, cooking bacon in butter, delicious idea