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Title: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:11:35 PM
Entertain me with random pictures or funny stories or chicks wearing dental floss or something.

I'm some of you weirdos have some weird stuff to share. Crackheads.

I'll start.

(http://livingbeing.com/images/chickenhead3.jpg)
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 28, 2005, 02:24:12 PM
QuoteMost Annoying NFL TV Personalities- 8/23/2004
7.) Merril Hoge- I�m still lost as to how an average NFL player can suddenly become so damn cocky on TV.  You�d think that Hodge was a Hall of Famer, not just a mediocre running back with horrible hair.
6.) John Clayton- I don�t even need a joke here.
5.) Terry Bradshaw- Never has a man made being a loudmouthed goon into such a great gig.  Thanks to Terry, Terrell Owens is certain to have a future after football.
4.) John Madden- It�s not his blubbering analysis or his incessant �Booms!� that annoy me as much as the fact that his eyebrows and his hair are completely different colors.  I�m no makeup artist, but if your hair is gray, your eyebrows should be too.
3.) Stuart Scott- Any time Stu makes his way into the studio he�s going to be on top of the �most annoying� list regardless of the sport.
2.) Michael Irvin- The only thing louder than Irvin�s suits is his mouth.  Mike, it�s okay for your suit to have pin stripes, but your hair shouldn�t.
1.) Chris Berman- He will continue to lead this list until he ditches the same old, make-you-want-to-poke-ice-picks-into-your-ear-drums material. In other words, he�ll be here forever.

Discuss.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:26:22 PM
With only those names I would probably list them in order of most annoying...
1)Hoge
2)Bradshaw
3)Madden
4)Scott
5)Irvin
6)Berman
7)Clayton

And where in the bloody hell is Sean Salisbury?
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 28, 2005, 02:30:23 PM
I would just lump him in with light-bulb-head, since they do those awful staged arguments with each other.  Blech.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Tomahawk on July 28, 2005, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:26:22 PM
With only those names I would probably list them in order of most annoying...
1)Hoge
2)Bradshaw
3)Madden
4)Scott
5)Irvin
6)Berman
7)Clayton

And where in the bloody hell is Sean Salisbury?

He's gotta be either .5 or 1.5
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 02:31:16 PM
When you take a dump...I've heard that if your shtein sinks, you're eating bad...if it floats, you're eating healthy. Any truth to that?
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Tomahawk on July 28, 2005, 02:32:32 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 02:31:16 PM
When you take a dump...I've heard that if your shtein sinks, you're eating bad...if it floats, you're eating healthy. Any truth to that?

I don't know. You're mom usually swallows it.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 28, 2005, 02:34:40 PM
!!Zing!!
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:34:56 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on July 28, 2005, 02:30:23 PM
I would just lump him in with light-bulb-head, since they do those awful staged arguments with each other. Blech.

Those things are the worst, but I always hate Salisbury more than Clayton afterwards.

Quote from: Tomahawk on July 28, 2005, 02:30:44 PM

He's gotta be either .5 or 1.5

That's about right.

Quote from: Tomahawk on July 28, 2005, 02:32:32 PM

I don't know. You're mom usually swallows it.

I just threw up on myself a little. Keep it coming!
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 02:46:26 PM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dancing+midgets/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12c2i181r/EXP=1122662757/*-http%3A//www.leduntitled.com/img/062002/dancingmidgets.jpg)
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 02:47:37 PM
(http://www.outkastracing.com/scott.jpg)
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 02:46:26 PM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dancing+midgets/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12c2i181r/EXP=1122662757/*-http%3A//www.leduntitled.com/img/062002/dancingmidgets.jpg)

I'm looking at the name of the picture and I really wish I could ses it.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: General_Failure on July 28, 2005, 02:50:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 02:46:26 PM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dancing+midgets/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12c2i181r/EXP=1122662757/*-http%3A//www.leduntitled.com/img/062002/dancingmidgets.jpg)


SEXAY!
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 02:52:21 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 02:46:26 PM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dancing+midgets/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12c2i181r/EXP=1122662757/*-http%3A//www.leduntitled.com/img/062002/dancingmidgets.jpg)

I'm looking at the name of the picture and I really wish I could ses it.

C'mon...say it...you know you want to!
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 03:09:35 PM
Anything involving midgets makes me excited. Dammit. Show me midgets!
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Wingspan on July 28, 2005, 03:12:21 PM
right click on the x or whatever and view in a new window to view in all it's stubby armed glory
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 03:12:45 PM
Speaking of Midgets....how many of them commit violent crimes? I never hear of rapist midgets, or midgets that kidnap people...or small animals...mastermind midgets, porn-lord midgets. Do they exist?
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Wingspan on July 28, 2005, 03:13:59 PM
yes, they exist...they just arent ever caught...because you know...they're tiny
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 03:17:13 PM
You'd think that people would  use midgets more often in kidnapping plots. How many kids would be afraid of midgets? They're around the same size and could easily trick kids into getting into the white van.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 03:20:05 PM
(http://www.funnymatt.com/images/Multimedia/dwarf.jpg)
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 03:22:12 PM
I didn't have the famous red x, but I cut and paste the location into the browser, saw the picture, and now i can see it in this thread... technology makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 03:26:50 PM
Sexy, golfing, midrift baring, hotty midgets! Word up.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Zanshin on July 28, 2005, 03:31:35 PM
She is sort of hot.  How 'bout that.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 03:32:31 PM
(http://www.oedipusdick.com/O-Dick-w-midgets.jpg)
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 03:33:25 PM
(http://mikesundance.com/midget02.jpg)
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 03:38:40 PM
This gives me a good idea for my friends bachelor party...I have to look into getting a midget stripper...I'm sure vegas won't be a hard place to find'em. I'm sure they have midget ranches around that area.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 28, 2005, 03:45:51 PM
Just remember to at least get a female.  Not everyone's into pole like you are.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 03:46:22 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on July 28, 2005, 03:45:51 PM
Just remember to at least get a female.  Not everyone's into pole like you are.

Gotcha! :yay
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: mussa on July 28, 2005, 06:00:45 PM
That one midget stripper has like a Julia Stiles face.  :-D

Oh and I hate Skip Bayless more than anyone else involved with sports.  He doesn't know shtein.  Next time he goes to aruba i hope he disappears.  Then they find him with a conch shell stuck up his ass, dead.  fargin fag.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Wingspan on July 28, 2005, 06:24:49 PM
does anyone have any explanation as to why the $2 bill isnt used that much?



Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 28, 2005, 10:54:35 PM
One time I saw a bunch of midgets playing volleyball on a tennis court.  Seriously. 

Also, I think it was Patton Oswald who said that if you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he'll turn into 40 gold coins.  But if you get your ass kicked by a midget, you become one yourself. 
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 28, 2005, 10:55:06 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on July 28, 2005, 06:24:49 PM
does anyone have any explanation as to why the $2 bill isnt used that much?


Because they don't print as many?  ???
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: General_Failure on July 28, 2005, 10:55:39 PM
I was buying dog food today when I saw a bag of something called Beef Flips.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 29, 2005, 09:54:18 AM
Quote from: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 03:38:40 PM
This gives me a good idea for my friends bachelor party...I have to look into getting a midget stripper...I'm sure vegas won't be a hard place to find'em. I'm sure they have midget ranches around that area.

When I was stationed in Cherry Point, NC there was a strip club just outside the gate named Olivia's. They had 50 cent drafts on Wednesday nights, that why we went  :paranoid....otherwise it was dump. They had a midget stripper.....you could make fun of her while she danced and she wouldn't care. She was a raging drunk too.....used to see her at 3:00 in the morning in the local version of Denny's all hammered and sloppy.  :yay
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: T_Section224 on July 29, 2005, 09:57:58 AM
mmmmm, a sloppy midget stripper.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 29, 2005, 10:05:29 AM
Are drunken midgets easy PPDC?
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: mussa on July 29, 2005, 01:23:23 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on July 29, 2005, 09:54:18 AM
Quote from: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 03:38:40 PM
This gives me a good idea for my friends bachelor party...I have to look into getting a midget stripper...I'm sure vegas won't be a hard place to find'em. I'm sure they have midget ranches around that area.

When I was stationed in Cherry Point, NC there was a strip club just outside the gate named Olivia's. They had 50 cent drafts on Wednesday nights, that why we went  :paranoid....otherwise it was dump. They had a midget stripper.....you could make fun of her while she danced and she wouldn't care. She was a raging drunk too.....used to see her at 3:00 in the morning in the local version of Denny's all hammered and sloppy.  :yay

thats awesome
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 29, 2005, 10:47:05 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on July 29, 2005, 09:54:18 AM
Quote from: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 03:38:40 PM
This gives me a good idea for my friends bachelor party...I have to look into getting a midget stripper...I'm sure vegas won't be a hard place to find'em. I'm sure they have midget ranches around that area.

When I was stationed in Cherry Point, NC there was a strip club just outside the gate named Olivia's. They had 50 cent drafts on Wednesday nights, that why we went :paranoid....otherwise it was dump. They had a midget stripper.....you could make fun of her while she danced and she wouldn't care. She was a raging drunk too.....used to see her at 3:00 in the morning in the local version of Denny's all hammered and sloppy. :yay

How long ago were you down at the Point?  I may have to take a trip up from Lejuene to check that one out. 
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 30, 2005, 03:11:11 AM
I was in Cherry point from 99 until 2001. From what I've heard the midget is still there. Not really worth the trip. Money is better spent at La Mirage or the Driftwood. But it is probably not a bad idea to see it aleast once. Drive up towards the main gate, then hang a right. You'll see Olivia's (a total dive) on the right hand side. Happy midget stripper hunting.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: General_Failure on July 30, 2005, 03:34:09 AM
Koy Detmer has the best motto ever (http://nflplayers.com/players_network/players_network.aspx?strSection=qa&ID=25069).
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 30, 2005, 04:00:40 AM
That is a pretty farging good motto.....if your're first name is Chester.....which mine isn't..... :paranoid
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 30, 2005, 04:01:36 AM
Hey, I just thought of something that would cheer RJS up about work the other day. Right now it is 4:00AM, and I am still at work....have been since 8:00AM..YESTERDAY. Cheers ya fargers!
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: MURP on July 30, 2005, 10:48:18 AM
hope you work at a strip club.
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: General_Failure on July 30, 2005, 11:29:49 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/meowmeowbutt/mikelovesyou.jpg)
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: NGM on July 30, 2005, 12:35:36 PM
http://www.originalicons.com/Icons/Actors%20And%20Actresses/John%20Stamos.html

Just kinda thought it was amusing that you could have a John Stamos icon.  :-D
Title: Re: So Bored
Post by: mussa on July 30, 2005, 05:28:47 PM
Koy is a strange/dirty motherfarger