A thread to talk about poker

rjs246 · November 17, 2005, 03:35:53 PM

A kick ass disease. And I'm dying of awesome.

Tomahawk · November 17, 2005, 03:51:24 PM

That's good to hear.

That you're dying.

rjs246 · November 17, 2005, 03:52:31 PM

I just snorted with laughter. Well struck. Douche.

rjs246 · November 18, 2005, 10:31:35 AM

So I played in small $25 tourney last night. 30 people. My buddy was the third or fourth person to bust out and since it was cheap I decided to play stupid and try to lose so I could sit at the cash table and socialize a little. Well, of course, my retarded cards hit and I doubled up three times. (Seriously, I went all in blind, and turned over 10-7 off suit and rivered a straight. I raised with J-9 suited and got reraised all in and called and rivered two pair. Retarded.)

Anyway, I got to the final table (in the mean time my buddy dropped $200 at the cash table in about 45 minutes and left. Nice hanging out with ya!) and finally started playing smart. Big mistake. I pushed some dude all in when I had cowboys. He called with A-5 off suit. Flop is nothing, turn is a 5, river is a 5. He appologized profusely. Idiot. I then flopped trip jacks and had some douche suck out a flush. Ended up in sixth place. Out of the money. 3 hours of poker, no money to show and a buddy who is now $200 light.

I plan on doing this again VERY soon. Possibly tonight in fact. Ha.

mussa · November 18, 2005, 10:46:12 AM

id rather spend 200 on hookers, booze and coke...at least everyone goes home happy after that.

rjs246 · November 18, 2005, 10:48:11 AM

And oozing with herpes.

Diomedes · November 18, 2005, 11:27:22 AM

Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:46:12 AM
id rather spend 200 on hookers, booze and coke...at least everyone goes home happy after that.

How much is an 8 ball going for in your neighborhood, mussa? And hookers, what kind of money are you paying for services?

I ask because where I live, $200 for booze, coke, and whores gets you Popov, dirty powder, and as The Jerk says, disease.

mussa · November 18, 2005, 11:38:34 AM

It was all in theory...a horrible theory

i might get away with some bankers club, baking soda, a warm water hand job and possibly the clap. if im lucky.

Wingspan · February 13, 2006, 11:15:12 PM

i just held AK in an online tourney.

i had 3 Kings with the ace...and got beat by a farging flush that i didnt even see coming. 1 seat from the payout.

i'm an idiot.

MDS · February 13, 2006, 11:16:57 PM

You suck.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 14, 2006, 08:11:24 AM

You should always see a flush coming. Many players will play almost any suited cards.

rjs246 · February 14, 2006, 08:22:06 AM

QuoteYou should always see a flush coming. Many players will play almost any suited cards.

The bane of all math-smart poker-players' existence...

SunMo · February 14, 2006, 08:31:48 AM

i played with a couple guys during the Sunday of the championship games.

it was 6 guys, $20 buy-in, winner take all. i made it to the final three, i got there by knocking a guy out with a terrible beat on the river after he called an all-in bluff.

and in true poker fashion, i'm all in, I had Ace Queen with Queen 4 and 3 on the flop. the other guy, he stayed in with 10 and 2, unsuited, and even called my all-in, WTF? next card? 10. river card? fargin 10. unbelievable.

rjs246 · February 14, 2006, 08:36:08 AM

You got nailed by the Brunson. Loser.

SunMo · February 14, 2006, 08:38:37 AM

my mom said i'm not a loser, i'm confused.