Philadelphia

[PhillyPhreak54]

Amish people in the hood would be a funny reality show

[Geowhizzer]

You don't want no part of Ephrata.

[Diomedes]

Do I live in a real city?  Or not?

[phattymatty]

I demand Philadelphia expand to Lancaster county so I can say I live in the city.

I just went to a Lancaster County Farmers market in PG County Maryland today.  Definitely clash of worlds.

Also I'm assuming that the Amish don't believe in vaccines?  Because all the patrons were wearing masks but not a single Amish worker.  Seems like Amish country could get wiped out pretty quick.

[Diomedes]

That would be okay.  I mean, sad for them.  But they're just humans.  We have enough humans.  Backwards magic worshipping ones are in particular abundance.

[phattymatty]

meh. many worse groups I'd rather go first.  the Amish make great cabinets and ring bologna.

[Diomedes]

Yeah, not saying I want them to die off but if they did, no great loss.

[phattymatty]

I bought a steak and cheese stuffed soft pretzel from them today.  hoping they last just for that.

[Diomedes]

That sounds tasty. 

[Rome]

That sounds amazing. 

[General_Failure]

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1437952317203128322

[Rome]

Take it straight out of the pigs' pension fund.  Keep doing it until they stop being monsters.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yep.

Taking it from them would curtail a lot of shtein

[ice grillin you]

you can't arbitrarily take money out of the pension that good cops draw from....start throwing the actual bad cops in general population

[General_Failure]

Good news, there are so few good cops that most of them won't actually work there long enough to collect it.