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Dak's actually looking worse than Wentz today. I'm not going to watch the rest of the Rams game because I want to keep the unreasonable expectation that the Eagles might win next week.
Unless the d line dominates the Birds are going down.
Eagles aren't wining next week.
They beat a weak rookie QB, a child beating dinosaur running back and Bill Callihan today in what was basically a home game.
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 05:20:24 PM
Unless the d line dominates
Lemme stop you right there.
anyone remember the last time the eagles beat the cowboys at home in a meaningful game?
i looked it up and its...yeah
Quote from: MDS on December 15, 2019, 05:37:01 PM
anyone remember the last time the eagles beat the cowboys at home in a meaningful game?
i looked it up and its...yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR-RR7nUW8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt593aNb138
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 05:20:24 PM
Unless the d line dominates the Birds are going down.
the only question is is it worse than last time
farg that
Go Birds
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2019, 05:52:41 PM
farg that
Go Birds
somebody is trying to go to the game and that somebody is a super homer
Unfortunately I can't come home this year bc I used all my days when I had surgery
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2019, 05:55:41 PM
Unfortunately I can't come home this year bc I used all my days when I had surgery
i feel like that has happened for every road game since 2008
Close!
Does anyone remember when this pathetic defense didn't show up in Miami and gave up 37 points to a freshmen team? You soon will.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 15, 2019, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 05:20:24 PM
Unless the d line dominates the Birds are going down.
the only question is is it worse than last time
I'd like to think at home with the weather it'll be closer but Dallas has their number and they're steam rolling the Rams. Just looked, early line was Eagles getting 1. I'm sure after today they'll be getting more either way I can't see it being close.
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 15, 2019, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 05:20:24 PM
Unless the d line dominates the Birds are going down.
the only question is is it worse than last time
I'd like to think at home with the weather it'll be closer but Dallas has their number and they're steam rolling the Rams. Just looked, early line was Eagles getting 1. I'm sure after today they'll be getting more either way I can't see it being close.
the talent discrepancy is titanic
the way you beat dallas is to have them make stupid mistakes and out coach them but the eagles coach is worse than the dallas coach
Pederson is a much better coach than Garrett.
One has a Super Bowl win. The other has one playoff win in ten years.
One has superior talent. The other doesn't.
They have equal records.
I mean I could go on but why bother...
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 07:09:51 PM
Pederson is a much better coach than Garrett.
no hes not
they both suck but if you wanna die on a pederson is better than garrett hill help yourself...also meatheads like romey will throw out superbowls (foles > marino) like it means something
pederson is an all time bad coach....but even for those who like him his ceiling might be jon gruden
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 15, 2019, 07:38:47 PM
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 07:09:51 PM
Pederson is a much better coach than Garrett.
no hes not
they both suck but if you wanna die on a pederson is better than garrett hill help yourself...also meatheads like romey will throw out superbowls (foles > marino) like it means something
pederson is an all time bad coach....but even for those who like him his ceiling might be jon gruden
lol
Quote from: Rome on December 15, 2019, 07:22:08 PM
One has a Super Bowl win. The other has one playoff win in ten years.
One has superior talent. The other doesn't.
They have equal records.
I mean I could go on but why bother...
Igys right...I could see if Pederson went blow for blow with a backup qb against the greatest coach and qb (who also played his greatest sb game) in the sb and came out on top...oh wait
Lmao at IGY declaring he's never wrong in another thread and is over here saying Garrett is a better couch than Pederson :-D
My brain can't compute Havas saying Garrett is any good. Not only that but doubling down and rationalizing it.
No, you see, it's not that Garrett is good. It's that Pederson is bad. His one meager Super Bowl was a fluke that never should have happened, and the fact that it hasn't been duplicated is all the proof you geniuses should need that he's awful.
Also Garrett is great and my friend.
doug is a better coach than garrett but its not enough to make up for the talent differences between the two teams
is this some crazy hot take
I'm under no illusion that the Eagles will win.
It will be closer, if for no other reason that it almost can't get worse than the first game.
Watch... now Dallas wins 99-0. :embarassed:
Garrett is better at clapping and ass slapping, Doug is better at dishing out Haagen-Dazs.
Quote from: MDS on December 15, 2019, 09:55:42 PM
doug is a better coach than garrett but its not enough to make up for the talent differences between the two teams
is this some crazy hot take
This is a legit take.
Outright saying Garrett is better than Pederson is laughable.
Quote from: AO1 on December 15, 2019, 08:02:34 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 15, 2019, 07:22:08 PM
One has a Super Bowl win. The other has one playoff win in ten years.
One has superior talent. The other doesn't.
They have equal records.
I mean I could go on but why bother...
Igys right...I could see if Pederson went blow for blow with a backup qb against the greatest coach and qb (who also played his greatest sb game) in the sb and came out on top...oh wait
i mean thats cool
doug 1-0 over belicheck in superbowls = doug better
doug about to be 2-6 against garrett = garrett better
Doug 2-0 vs Mcvay = Dougs better
correct
Doug is a better coach than Buddy Ryan could have ever dreamt of being
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 16, 2019, 04:00:01 PM
Doug is a better coach than Buddy Ryan could have ever dreamt of being
Buddy was a better coach than Parcells igylogic droppin knowledge
buddy was only .500 against parcells but he lost his first four..once he got all his guys in there he went 5-1
Cool, what was their head to head playoff record like?
Buddy and the playoffs are two separate solar systems. Carl Sagan told me.
buddy wins it all in 91 if not for bryce paup
If I wasn't a masochist I'd be unloading my entire Fanduel account on Dallas -2.5. I think we're looking at like 31-17. Hope I'm wrong.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 16, 2019, 07:39:39 PM
If I wasn't a masochist I'd be unloading my entire Fanduel account on Dallas -2.5. I think we're looking at like 31-17. Hope I'm wrong.
I might drop down a k on Dallas
dallas is a lock for the noncover win just to spite you all
I hope they tie. 13-13.
Dak apparently has some broken/dislocated fingers so...hope?
Quote from: Munson on December 16, 2019, 08:16:59 PM
Dak apparently has some broken/dislocated fingers so...hope?
I don't even know who their backup is but they'd still win
i got it at 2.5 this morning...if its still available i would definitely hit it because its mos def moving to 3 or even 3 and hook
Negadelphians, ironically, ensure an Eagles win
Garrett seems to be suggesting Dak could be questionable this week with a right shoulder injury.
also
QuoteGarrett also announced that left tackle Tyron Smith's right eye is swollen shut, so Smith is not expected to do much in practice today.
. Eh, cowboys are used to turning a blind eye to that clown of an owner anyway.
the legend shiel answers the doug/garrett question
QuoteIf Pederson and Jason Garrett swapped teams, the Cowboys would have a two- or three-game lead in the division. I don't even think that's a controversial statement. Dallas is significantly more talented and less injured.
Quote from: MDS on December 19, 2019, 09:36:36 AM
the legend shiel answers the doug/garrett question
QuoteIf Pederson and Jason Garrett swapped teams, the Cowboys would have a two- or three-game lead in the division. I don't even think that's a controversial statement. Dallas is significantly more talented and less injured.
Agreed
Aside from tight end and maybe DT Dallas is more talented at every position. QB I'll say is even though you could argue either side same with o line
Kiss of death?
https://twitter.com/TonyDungy/status/1208742185799225353
FWIW I'm wearing my underdogs shirt today.
Just win the goddamn game, Eagles. Save me from the yakking of Dallas fans. Save my mental health over the holidays.
Alright, let's wrap up this shteinball season.
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Who's going to do all the false starting when Peters retires?
Wentz is going to get Ertz killed.
farging Wentz. That's all mechanics. Just step into the damn throw, savior lover.
JJAW came to play and so did my boy Ward.
Unfortunately Wentz almost killed Ertz. Should've had a TD but I'll take the FG
This is... unexpected.
That drive was magnificent.
Quote from: Rome on December 22, 2019, 04:47:00 PM
This is... unexpected.
Either Wentz is hitting his stride at the right time, or they're the Eagles and will lose next week.
Quote from: NC_Eagle on December 22, 2019, 03:59:14 PM
FWIW I'm wearing my underdogs shirt today.
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Great drive. Great play calling
Goedert's spike was monstrous.
The Eagles will probably find a way to lose this game all the same.
Even Mills is making actual plays? This is absolutely their super bowl.
If the Eagles are going to win this game, they have to put points up again now.
Even Clappy Magoo has to realize at some point that bombs are what'll do the most damage against this defense.
So far so good how can I still have a tension headache?
Why?
At least he didn't fumble it this time.
Send ginger right up Kelce's ass there!
When does Darby retire?
Hey look at that, the bomb still works.
First thing they have to address is the CB situation.
Leave it to Darby to bring on the first expletive of the day
Look at Dak choke on these throws. What else would you expect from a 4th round pick?
Nice missed tackle by Barnett.
Darby wasn't awful on that play. Just saying.
Barnett's not healthy.
Darby is a piece of shtein
Sure sure but that was good coverage and a good catch sorry.
If he's not healthy enough to make a tackle on a QB in the open field he doesn't belong in the game. You know this.
Oh shocking. There goes Darby off the field.
Darby is hurt.
Good
Darby please stay in the locker room!
Quote from: Rome on December 22, 2019, 05:10:22 PM
Nice missed tackle by Barnett.
Pass for life, you know the super bowl fumble and all, but yes he stinks, hurt or not.
Enough with the passing. Nifty play to Ward for the first down.
Run the ball.
Do they even have a third tight end? Carmichael?
Dallas is going to win this by attrition when the Eagles only have 10 healthy players left in the 4th quarter.
Great, Eagles we know and love
Quote from: General_Failure on December 22, 2019, 05:16:59 PM
Dallas is going to win this by attrition when the Eagles only have 10 healthy players left in the 4th quarter.
Sad thing is it's true.
I'm guessing Ertz has broken ribs. He's got that arched over thing going on when your ribs are busted
What in the farg was that????
Smarter than you Andy Doug makes his appearance.
Ummm... Doug.... RUN THE fargING BALL!
So we go into halftime all tied up. Awful pass by Wentz
Stupid farging play call
Quote from: Diomedes on December 22, 2019, 05:20:16 PM
Smarter than you Andy Doug makes his appearance.
I almost posted something along those lines. Idiot play call.
Wentz had his two runs, remembered he's fragile, and won't do it again this game.
Hey IGY look! A Buddy shoutout
Oh that replay was bad because Perkins was open
Offense has had a few good opportunities to pile on and choked, handing it to the D to just hold. Needed to put ponts up in those spots. Absolute must here.
Running the ball was working earlier. I guess it won't work anymore though.
This isn't the game we expected, but this is truly the battle for NFC East supremacy we deserve.
Agreed, offense could have piled on some points this half even with the JV squad. Wentz and bifocals Doug are just stupid.
You know, this Bears Visa commercial as terrible as the other commercials that get played twenty times a game.
Late hit on Sanders is a credit to Sanders. He frustrates them.
Whatever moves the chains.
Stop trying to run Wentz for Christ sake
They take out Wentz, now we take out Dak
For once I agree with Joe Buck, Eagles are beyond next man up
Offense is dead
Wake the farg up jackasses
Running continues to work until they stop trying it. Then it doesn't work.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 22, 2019, 05:30:34 PM
Late hit on Sanders is a credit to Sanders. He frustrates them.
So what exactly is Howard's injury? That must be one hell of a stinger. What's worse than a stinger a dagger? But seriously I didn't think he was that injured.
Boston Scott is a nice story. Sanders is a legit weapon. Doug really needs to stop confusing the two.
PS: Line up and run it down their throats.
Garrett's smart he feeds Zeke. Dak and his receivers are about as bad as birds and Wentz
You could swap quarterbacks and this game would be exactly the same.
Goddamn the NFC East is awful.
The Cowboys receivers look like the Eagles against the Lions
Amari Cooper is a smelly pooper.
What excuse do the Cowboys receivers have for being this bad?
It's hard for play by play guys to tell Goedert from Ertz at times.
Okay now run the ball yo.
Cute screen to Goedert. Let's stop being cute.
Run the f'n ball.
farg! Peters!!
Wait that's a farging bogus call the guy backed into Peter's farging joke farg you refs farg you refs farg you Ralph
farging Peters.
Now that we got the shot of Santa Claus in the crowd im waiting for the "hey do you know they threw snowballs and swore at Santa Claus?"
It's nice to see Goedert getting used so much.
Wentz and Goddert in separate zip codes
Pathetic.
Really?
So many chances to add to a lead....squandered.
Elliot's used up all his clutch field goals his rookie year. Get used to this
If everyone but Wentz has no idea what the route is supposed to be, either the offensive coordinator needs to be fired or Wentz has brain worms.
I get it he's throwing to trash but Wentz sucks
shtein Ass farging series
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 05:48:26 PM
Elliot's used up all his clutch field goals his rookie year. Get used to this
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Anyone else feel the Birds aren't scoring again today?
Hell, I'll take it for a first half.
Bad pass to Ertz early cost a TD
Turnover on downs
Missed FG
Should be farging 21-3
Ok Birds lets goooooo
If Garrett ever finds out about play action this game is going to be a bloodbath.
Jalen Mills, questionable with a sprained rat tail.
Mills is hurt. Perfect.
Boy, those nine minutes they were on the field in the first half really wore out this defense.
Doesn't matter. Horrible Cowboys staff about to out Coach the birds disgusting staff.
It's all good, all these glaring holes will be addressed in the off-season is.
Who's going to not pressure the quarterback or stop the run without Cox out there?
Nice stop :yay
That's a farging fumble that's a farging fumble
Doug is such a genius
Why is it taking so farging long
Give Sanders the ball please Jesus
Garrett it looked like he was telling the ref just give it to them already I got a tee time at 10:00 tomorrow morning
Nothing about that play should have worked.
farg come on! shtein
How many times can the defense give the game back to the offense with a lead? Not forever.
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 05:54:08 PM
Anyone else feel the Birds aren't scoring again today?
Thank God this team has won a Super Bowl in my lifetime because it's a miracle this farging franchise hasn't killed me
Thank you offense
I can see this team struggling with the Giants next week if they should somehow pull this off
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 06:32:17 PM
I can see this team struggling with losing to the Giants next week if they should somehow pull this off
I agree whole-heartedly.
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 06:32:17 PM
I can see this team struggling with the Giants next week if they should somehow pull this off
The Giants would relish the role of spoiler.
Dak is gifting them this game.
But the Eagles don't want presents at Christmas anymore. The holiday has become just altogether too acquisitive.
Run. The. Ball. Please.
This is the who sucks worse bowl, Wentz or Prescott
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 06:38:00 PM
This is the who sucks worse bowl, Wentz or Prescott
Eli grows in power on every bad throw in this game.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 22, 2019, 06:36:26 PM
But the Eagles don't want presents at Christmas anymore. The holiday has become just altogether too acquisitive.
Well Dallas has given them Prescott and birds have given them Wentz. Happy Holidays! A dumpster Xmas for all
That's it set up Elliot for another miss
Another no name receiver making big catches. I'm ready to get my hopes crushed again.
convenient timing on that defensive injury
Something about running the ball in this game they call football.
Hey crowd, shut the farg up when they're on offense.
The Eagles crowd has never been good about that kind of discipline.
98% chance the defense gives up points here.
Quote from: Rome on December 22, 2019, 06:47:20 PM
98% chance the defense gives up points here.
Garrett's two brain cells will collide and give him the idea to throw deep again.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 22, 2019, 06:41:36 PM
Another no name receiver making big catches. I'm ready to get my hopes crushed again.
Stand in line.
Actually 46 years of cheering for this team I have no heart left that's why I'm such a cynical prick
Dallas can still win this by just pounding the rock Prescott is either really bad or something is really wrong because he looks like shtein
OK try to convince me that Jason Garrett is not thinking about his teatime tomorrow morning ?
Garret and Doug trying to outdumb each other. This is gonna be a nailbiter.
I've got a semi
Finish this game off
Wentz and his screen passes!????
Bring in skinny bones so he can rip our guts out
What's the idea here with the FG attempt? Bizarre.
At least they locked him up for life
At some point Doug needs to dial it back. Just pin them deep and let the defense hold them.
This is a total serious question, I know they signed him to a long-term deal but can they still cut his ass and not get dinged?
I hate Christie more than Trump and the Clintons combined
Nice tackle Jenkins!!
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 07:02:17 PM
This is a total serious question, I know they signed him to a long-term deal but can they still cut his ass and not get dinged?
He's a kicker and the cap is like two hundred million dollars. I think they can take it.
Good timing for the first sack of the game.
They just went from having the best coverage I've ever seen to the worst in 15 seconds
Oh dang, they actually got a sack to stop a drive.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 22, 2019, 07:06:38 PM
Oh dang, they actually got a sack to stop a drive.
It was great how they stopped that drive. Good job, guys.
Must be nice to have a clutch kicker that was on the streets several weeks ago
They're gonna blow this aren't they
Forbath killing the Birds would just be so typical.
Of course they'll blow it.
The second field goal was a bad call by Professor Pederson. The first was all on the skinny pencil dick
You guys remember kickoff returns? I miss those.
Funny how the outside run doesn't work when seven guys miss their blocks
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 07:11:53 PM
The second field goal was a bad call by Professor Pederson. The first was all on the skinny pencil dick
Agreed.
Goedert gets the game ball if they win this.
Jesus H Christ I'm surprised the equipment manager and the water boys aren't injured at this pace
Stop trying to be shady McCoy and hit the farging hole Sanders
Well he was due for his fumble doesn't he fumble every game ?
When Goedert's walking off the field hurt it's probably not the time to get a Dallas Sucks chant going.
This team really sucks
Oh my god oh my God he had a shtein load of room to run farg you Wentz
Neither of these teams deserves to go to the playoffs, but Dallas would probably win a wildcard game at least.
Get ready boys I've lived this way too many times, the bushido blade is coming right for our internal organs.
Just one turnover would end this game.
This is the NFL were watching correct
Quote from: General_Failure on December 22, 2019, 07:18:59 PM
Just one turnover would end this game.
Yeah it's called Carson Wentz
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 07:19:52 PM
This is the NFL were watching correct
There isn't enough talent for 32 teams. There has never been enough talent for 32 teams.
This must be teams 31 and 32
Dallas receivers could catch the ball today they'd be up by three scores
Don't celebrate yet defense last I checked you gave up 19 yards on fourth and eight
One more play D
Sidney Jones.
Down to their fourth corner, took him three years to finally make a play
Dallas has all their timeouts, this isn't over.
farg you NFL the fact they're reviewing this just infuriates the hell out of me.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 22, 2019, 07:27:20 PM
Dallas has all their timeouts, this isn't over.
Not even close
Every Dallas fan: :boom
The way Wentz has been throwing worm burners on every screen pass count on the clock stopping on third and long
Quote from: Don Ho on December 22, 2019, 07:28:52 PM
The way Wentz has been throwing worm burners on every screen pass count on the clock stopping on third and long
I'm looking for the lost fumble here.
Big balls
Best Christmas present I could have hoped for. farg Dallas
Oh my goodness.
Smart move on Sanders part.
Dak is smalltime. Pathetic performance.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 22, 2019, 07:33:33 PM
Dak is smalltime. Pathetic performance.
The virgin Dakota vs the Chad Wentz.
I feel bad for Havas. He's going to twist himself into knots explaining this win away.
I love that Goedert was the Dallas slayer today. Had they gotten him, they wouldn't be dragging old man Witten on the field.
Holy shtein what a game.
-dak was atrocious
-garrett and doug were having a who can be the worse coach contest and i guess garrett won
-there were plays to be made by dak, so lets calm down with the defense, but they did shut down zeke
-wentz was ok but much better than dak
-we sat in front of 4 of the biggest coked up bro idiots ive ever seen
were they Cowboys fans?
Quote from: MDS on December 22, 2019, 08:44:38 PM
-dak was atrocious
-garrett and doug were having a who can be the worse coach contest and i guess garrett won
-there were plays to be made by dak, so lets calm down with the defense, but they did shut down zeke
-wentz was ok but much better than dak
-we sat in front of 4 of the biggest coked up bro idiots ive ever seen
Dak wasn't great but his receivers did him no favors
Wentz >>>>>>> Dak
Hope that's the end of that stupid argument
My two keys to the game were Wentz has to put the team on his shoulders (he did with what he had) and the d line had to dominate (they did against the run so they made Dallas one dimensional)
I'm a Doug apologist but my god he was bad. He gets credit for his game plan and having the team ready to play but in game he was atrocious
Dallas is a bunch of losers
I'll eat crow thinking the birds had no shot
they had dallas on the ropes in 1H and had just awful play calling on 3rd downs and that 4th-and-1. lot of josh perkins. empty sets. then settling for 50 yarders with a shook jake.
his game script was on point (10-0 lead) then lost his mind. he will outcoach shurmur, no doubt, but the giants have so much more talent than the eagles. look out.
Doug was good strategically but bad tactically. He made a lot of bad-in-the-moment decisions and got burned by some of them. Got away with others. If he had gotten burned by a few more of them, that would have been the game.
But overall you have to give Doug a passing grade. He had the Cowboys mostly solved, and the players were prepared, focused, and motivated. Can't say the same about the coach on the other side.
Despite throwing like garbage, Wentz still managed to hit 77% of his passes. Granted, 77% of his passes were screens and they had a ton of drives that went nowhere.
Helluva win for Wentz. I don't care how zesty the last three teams have been he's put scrubs on his shoulders and won.
Doug started off good but had some problems.
Elliott needs to pull his head out and make kicks
They got lucky that the receivers for Dallas sucked. Dak sucked too.
Sidney Jones needs to play.