Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell

[Don Ho]

I do like the nice long 3/4 jogging speed patterns Alshon is running. 

[Don Ho]

Good call Rhonde, What happened to the pass rush this half?

[Don Ho]

this defense is ass.  No excuse they are getting manhandled by Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Bradham with the worst hands in sports.

[QB Eagles]

defense cant get off the farging field

[General_Failure]

The Eagles are going to lose by two scores to the Miami farging Dolphins.

[QB Eagles]

Even a field goal here ices the game.

[Don Ho]

I thought you guys said Maddux was good?

[Don Ho]

This may be the last Eagles game I ever watch

[Don Ho]

Thank God for LII.

I'm taking my one and only Super Bowl.  This franchise will never smell another one again.

[QB Eagles]

I can't remember the last time I've been this angry during an Eagles game. And I've seen some shtein.

This is true garbage in a must-win, should-be-easy game.

[Don Ho]

Well our $5 MM kicker is clutch, oh wait.

[Don Ho]

I can't remember the last time I've been this angry during an Eagles game. And I've seen some shtein.

This is true garbage in a must-win, should-be-easy game.

This is shocking but almost expected.  The D line has played will in two or three games all year, Linebackers are ass, secondary is the worst I have seen in my 48 years of following this team. 

[QB Eagles]

How was the clock still running when Alshon rolled OOB untouched?

[Munson]

How was the clock still running when Alshon rolled OOB untouched?

Yeah that made no sense to me either

[Don Ho]

Its a completion.  To late though.  Fitz will get the ball back and run three straight QB sneaks and gain 25 yards.