Phillies

[PhillyPhreak54]

Turner swung at zero strikes

[Don Ho]

That was the chance.  Awful AB by Nicky Struggles.  At least Rojas advanced Marsh, good AB by Scwarber and Whiffs Turner.

[Geowhizzer]

Looks like we got May Nola and May K Turner tonight.

[Don Ho]

Thank God Stott got that big hit on Saturday because he has looked lost at the plate since grand slam.

[Don Ho]

Ranger and the kid tomorrow?

[PhillyPhreak54]

God dammit JT

[PhillyPhreak54]

Looking K's in fastballs

Whyyyy

Swing the god damn bats

[Don Ho]

Not happening today and these meatheads will tighten up like well diggers ass tomorrow.  But like Todd said this roster is to stupid to even understand they're in a game 7.

[PhillyPhreak54]

In the words of the great Jack Buck

"And we'll see you tomorrow night"

Thanks, Nola.

Thanks, offense.

[Don Ho]

More than Nola, yes he's been awful since the first but the bats going cold as ice on cue, get a good night's rest boys.  tomorrow will be ultimate sphincter check. Last Phillies winner take all game?  1980 game 5 NLCS in Houston. My ass is still puckered from that game.  Bums need that ultimae icehole Pete Rose attitude right about now.

Sorry to be a downer guys but seen this script/sct to many times since 1971.

[Don Ho]

Lorenzen got balls!  Go change your tampon Aaron.

[Don Ho]

Turner swung at zero strikes

Sorry J, late respnse here but yes!  That AB set the tone so far for offense.  Horrible, disgusting AB.

[Don Ho]

Crowd has checked out.

[Don Ho]

Don't blame Kelly one bit for being pissed.  Unlike Mr. Menstrual cycle, Kelly came to pitch.

[Don Ho]

This lineup is like watching Blazing Saddles and Mongo.  "Me like baseball, me hit white ball far".

Frustrating as farg.