Women

[Sgt PSN]

This is going to sound kinda gay, but I had an ungay dream and MDS was in it, and he was going to do something Catholic, and I was like, "aren't you jewish?"

Translation:  Touching little boys

Not sure why I remember that.

Because you're gay.

Hey MDS, did you finish dreaming the ending of that?

He did.  It was a happy ending for all involved.

[hbionic]

 

Nicely done.

[Eagaholic]

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20170707-a-medieval-remedy-for-divorce

The article probably isn't worth reading past the first 2-3 paragraphs, to get the gist. It just struck me as funny - basically medieval Transylvanian Church prison where couples are locked up together for weeks until they work things out to avoid divorce, and it was reputedly effective. Maybe they left out the part where they start taking toes then fingers then eyes until the couple was happy again, don't know.

[Diomedes]

If these were people with children then of course they worked it out.  Jail was vacation.

[Tomahawk]

Government waste. Who gives a gosh darn about divorce? Spend that sanctimonious waste of money on buying less idiotic people some bread.

[ice grillin you]

you know how you cut down the divorce rate....get rid of marriage

[Sgt PSN]

Was at Lowes all set to by a new refrigerator. While standing in the checkout line, squaw decided to cop an attitude about some stupid shtein.  So I walked out of the store. Bitches don't get fridges.

[SD]

My stillupfront's mom

[Tomahawk]

She's going to scalp you now, sucker

[SD]

I have my daughter 100% of the time now. Her mom is staying on a couch at her sisters. Bitch brings groceries over the other day like I should be grateful.

[Tomahawk]

Congrats man! How much does she have to pay you in child support?

[smeags]

I have my daughter 100% of the time now. Her mom is staying on a couch at her sisters. Bitch brings groceries over the other day like I should be grateful.

[Rome]

Congrats man! How much does she have to pay you in child support?

Ass, gas or grass... nobody rides for free.

[SD]

Congrats man! How much does she have to pay you in child support?

Zilch, in fact she's still collecting child support. We haven't gone back to court yet because it's only been a few weeks. She came over and cooked dinner for my daughter one night, then brought groceries over a few days later. She acted like I should be grateful. Anyway she asked if she could stay over Saturday I told her no. Then sent her a text later on telling her not to ever ask again and that the answer will always be know. I know her, her little acts of kindness are really her buttering me up so she can start staying over and weasel her way to me being cool with her. I sent a stern text just to set some boundaries. I don't want her comfortable with this situation.

[hbionic]

Nice job SD. Way to stand your ground. It's easy to give in to that shtein.