Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

[Sgt PSN]

Is it just the light/shadows or does Paterno's statue have a little bulge in the pants?

[DH]

If my kid went to PSU, and I found out he was behind any of these signs, I'd kick the shtein out of him...then I'd rape him.

[MDS]

it aint easy breaking away from a cult, is it?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Is it just the light/shadows or does Paterno's statue have a little bulge in the pants?

Heyyy Oooooooo

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Source: Paterno statue MAY be coming down at 2am Saturday morning.  Directive issued by Erickson without Board of Trustees' knowledge or approval.

[SD]

All the abuse victims throw lasso's over the statue and tear it down similar to Saddam's statue. There would be no controversy and nobody would have the balls to tell them to stop.

[Seabiscuit36]

Why do it on a weekend when students are still partying?  Do it at 4am on a tuesday

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Odds of drunk idiots being drunk idiots at the statue at 2am tomorrow morning are very strong.

[ice grillin you]

id prefer to do it with those cranial lumps all there....not only will it make them look like bigger douchebags than they already are but maybe it also gives the authorities reason to crack some skulls

[Seabiscuit36]

You don't understand how the authorities work up there yet do you?

[SD]

They should hold another candle light vigil

[Seabiscuit36]

And spray diesel on the crowd?

[Sgt PSN]

id prefer to do it with those cranial lumps all there....not only will it make them look like bigger douchebags than they already are but maybe it also gives the authorities reason to crack some skulls

I hope someone records this.  I want to see a bunch of drunk college schmucks brought to tears. 

[Hawk]

I read a good zinger about the statue the other day.   Put the statue in the library to remind everyone to be quiet.

[hbionic]