Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Holy shizzy.

[MDS]

My dream scenario is Joe Pa dropping dead on the sideline as Temple storms the field after upsetting the incredibly overrated loser hick Penn State team that will never be close to Michigan or Ohio State because theyre a second rate team.

[SunMo]

my dream scenario is that your house burns down because your second rate religion lights 27 candles over a 5 week celebration while playing with a top, and when you get to heaven Jesus puts his sandal on your head and blocks your entry to the afterlife

[MDS]

1# Christianity: 2.1 billion
2# Islam: 1.5 billion
3# Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
4# Hinduism: 900 million
5# Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
6# Buddhism: 376 million
7# primal-indigenous: 300 million
8# African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
9# Sikhism: 23 million
10# Juche: 19 million
11# Spiritism: 15 million
12# Judaism: 14 million
13# Baha'i: 7 million
14# Jainism: 4.2 million
15# Shinto: 4 million
16# Cao Dai: 4 million
17# Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
18# Tenrikyo: 2 million
19# Neo-Paganism: 1 million
20# Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
21# Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
22# Scientology: 500 thousand

12th rate thankyouverymuch.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

my dream scenario is that your house burns down because your second rate religion lights 27 candles over a 5 week celebration while playing with a top, and when you get to heaven Jesus puts his sandal on your head and blocks your entry to the afterlife

Post of the year nominee.  I'm feeling giving.

[NGM]

FightonState.com is reporting that Quarless' locker has been cleared out and he is off the team. 

The University has declined comment.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That would suck.  Yet another position that would lose a ton of talent.

[ice grillin you]

no way is he off the team...its joepa sending a message after the brawl...but hes not kicking arguably the best offensive player on the team for good yet letting scirrotto and them come back

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

But Quarless is black and Scirrotto is white...

[NGM]

I hope you're right, this guy is the truth. 

The thought is that JoePa issued a zero-tolerance policy after the fight.  So no matter how small the infraction you are gone if you farg up. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

If he is kicked off the team, Joe Pa needs to be assassinated.   

[ice grillin you]

quarless is back with the team

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

All is right with the world.

[Seabiscuit36]

Andrew Szczerba is a beast by the way. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What position does he play?