Its good to have all this information in one place
Quote from: rjs246 on October 15, 2014, 09:47:19 AM
SunMo and I have reached an agreement for a trade:
rjs246 gets: Julius Thomas (TE, Den)
SunMo gets: A conditional draft pick in the 2015 draft.
Details:
- If the current standings hold (I am in second, SunMo is in eighth) and my team ends this season with a less-valuable draft position than SunMo, AND I do not win the championship, the pick will be a second rounder.
- If my team bottoms out and SunMo finishes with a less valuable draft position, the pick would become a third rounder PLUS swapping positions in the fourth, fifth and sixth (giving SunMo the higher pick in those three rounds).
- If I win this season's championship the pick becomes a first rounder PLUS we will swap positions in the 4th and 8th rounds (giving me the higher pick in those two rounds).
In other words, this will probably be Julius Thomas for a second rounder.
You could just post the pertinent details you giddy little school girl.
Draft order:
1. hbionic
2. sarge
3. sunmo
4. thawk
5. phreak
6. sd
7. zanshin
8. munson
9. rome
10. rjs
Changes due to trades:
- SunMo will pick #3 and #10 in the first round and forfeit his 11th round pick.
- rjs forfeits his first round pick and will pick #3 and #10 in the 11th round.
- rjs will pick #3 in the fourth and eighth rounds.
- SunMo will pick #10 in the fourth and eighth rounds.
Usually the above information goes in the first post of the thread but somebody had to get all antsy in the pantsy.
the only reason i was giddy was because i picked the exact page in the 14 league thread that the trade was announced on and i knew that would never happen again.
i could have saved it in a word document or something on my PC...but no. i want to temper your fantasy boner with the fact that you don't have a 1st next year.
Championship + cash in hand >>>>> draft picks
Correction... Third League Championship + Cash in hand + lol at you next year when you try to talk shtein about who owns this league >>>>>>>> draft picks
So I totally forgot that we changed the keeper rules last year. I still prefer the old franchise rules we had in place and as such would be an advocate for keeping one additional player moving forward. Any interest in that?
I vote yes.
Are you saying reinstate the "keep one of any position" rule? I'd vote yes, but I actually specifically cut a few guys this year because I knew I couldn't keep them. I'm all for reinstating that rule, but I'd vote for it happening after the 2015 season, so that way everyone can draft and maneuver FA pickups/drops in preparation.
Also, can we got a goddamn FAAB waiver wire going?
I vote yes on the waiver wire too.
Before voting on keeping another player, I'd need to look at my roster. Hey commish, do you know where I can find my team from this year?
Snake Snake Snake!!
I vote against adding another keeper. Id actually like to see one keeper eliminated. I like my players but not enough to marry them
just in case rjs forgot i had done this for him
Astroglide roster:
QB: Matt Ryan, Russell Wilson
RB: Le'Veon Bell, Rashad Jennings, Bishop Sankey (R)
WR: Dez Bryant, Julio Jones, Kenny Stills, Torrey Smith, Harry Douglas
TE: Julius Thomas, Jason Witten
K: Shayne Graham
D: Bal, Hou
Hahaha, this abortion of a team won the league last year. You're all terrible at this.
I'm signed up. And you didn't beat me last year. I choked.
Whatever. The cash was mine for the third time in this league's short history. You're all terrible at this and should just acknowledge your terribleness.
To be clear I wasn't disagreeing with you. That said I took a farm team I inherited from the errand boy and took it all the way to the championship game.
Props.
And bacon too, motherfarger.
SunMo's team:
QB: Kaepernick, Cutler (yuck)
RB: Shady, Andre Williams, Charles Sims, McFadden
WR: Antonio Brown, OBJ, Maclin, Roddy White, Kendall Wright
TE: Kelce
K: Dawson
D: Arizona
Rome Lost To RJS:
QB: Andrew Luck, Tom Brady, The Rapist
RB: Eddie Lacy, Justin Forsett, Gio Bernard
WR: Demaryius Thomas, Jaccpot, Julian Edelman & Anquan Boldin
TE: Greg Olsen, Antonio Gates, Delanie Walker
K: Codey Parkey
DEF: Buffalo
Aaron Rodgers - QB
Adam Vinatieri - K
Eagles - DEF
Martavis Bryant - WR
Larry Fitzgerald - WR
Steve Smith - WR
Alshon Jeffrey - WR
Keenan Allen - WR
Jerrick McKinnon - RB
Alfred Morris - RB
Isiah Crowell - RB
Andre Ellington - RB
Branden Oliver - RB
Doug Martin - RB
Coby Fleener - TE
Munson's team
QB: Phillip Rivers, Cam Newton
RB: Matt Forte, Joique Bell, Tre Mason, Carlos Hyde, Kerwynn Williams
WR: Randall Cobb, T. Y. Hilton, Brandon Marshall, Brandon LaFell
TE: Robb Gronkowski
K: Shaun Suisham
DEF: Kansas City, Miami
I'm open to trade pretty much anyone. Gronk, Cobb, Hilton, Marshall, Forte. Want a 1st rounder for most if not all of those guys.
Teddy Bridgewater- QB
RGIII- QB-like-player
Joe Flacco- QB
Kelvin Benjamin- WR
Sammy Watkins-WR
Jordan Matthews- WR
Brandin Cooks- WR
Cordarelle Patterson- WR
Jonathan Stewart- RB
Jeremy Hill-RB
Adrian Peterson-RB
Dwayne Allen- TE
Jordan Reed- TE
Justin Tucker- K
Seattle- D
#1 OVERALL PICK ALSO AVAILABLE
*See anything you like? PM me.
I got me three top qbs. Anyone not named Luck is available for the right price. Actually, Luck is available too but don't waste my time with stupid offers. This ain't Craigslist, fools.
farg, I just realized that THawk hasn't actually confirmed his intention to participate. Duuuuuuude.
I'm in, but where can I find my roster?
I think the hooker still has it. You're going to have to ask her for it.
QBs
Drew Brees
RBs
Jamaal Charles
Frank Gore
Fred Jackson
Daniel Herron
Trent Richardson
WRs
AJ Green
DeAndre Hopkins
Jarvis Landry
Percy Harvin
Mohamed Sanu
Charles Johnson
TE
Martellus Bennet
K
Steven Hauschka
DEF
Detroit (Lions)
Quote from: hbionic on August 13, 2015, 08:34:10 PM
I think the hooker still has it. You're going to have to ask her for it.
I think she was more an opportunist than hooker. I felt bad calling the credit card companies on her...she just bought some groceries; bitch has gotta eat
OK so, after internet stalking THawk in an attempt to get an farging answer out of him I realized that I had his number in my phone. So now he's back and he's in and this thing is farging on. So I guess I'll just set a draft date or something.
SD has agreed to trade me his fourth round pick for Julio Jones. He has also agreed to to give me until the end of the week to try and find a better offer. If anyone is interested, let me know. Otherwise, it will be:
RJS gets: The 6th pick in the 4th round.
SD gets: Julio Jones
I got other offers, the trade details have changed...
Relative abortion of a roster: Cowchip Kellys.
QB:
Peyton Manning
WR:
Jordy Nelson
Andre Johnson
Donte Moncrief
Marques Colston
Marquess Wilson
RB:
Demarco Murray
Arian Foster
Alfred Blue
Terrance West
Steven Jackson
TE
Jared Cook
Heath Miller
K
Stephen Gostkowski
Def
Cleveland
So, what's the final word on what the keeper numbers?
We didn't unanimously agree to expand so as of right now there is no change.
1 RB
1 WR/TE
1 QB
1 Rookie
We agreed to snake this year though right?
Here's my team from last season.
Tony Romo Dal - QB
Vincent Jackson TB - WR
Julio Jones Atl - WR
Reggie Wayne Ind - WR
Denard Robinson Jax - RB
LeGarrette Blount NE - RB
Jimmy Graham Sea - TE
Ryan Mathews Phi - RB
Emmanuel Sanders Den - WR
Lamar Miller Mia -
Golden Tate Det - WR
Mike Evans TB - WR
Matthew Stafford Det - QB
Marshawn Lynch Sea - RB
Dan Bailey Dal - K
St. Louis StL - DEF
Snaking would help me since I would get the pick at the top of half the rounds.
I'm still not changing the rule though, jackasses.
Quote from: SD on August 17, 2015, 03:51:47 PM
We agreed to snake this year though right?
Haha
I'm changing my team name to Rome Has Aspergers.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 17, 2015, 03:12:41 PM
SD has agreed to trade me his fourth round pick for Julio Jones. He has also agreed to to give me until the end of the week to try and find a better offer. If anyone is interested, let me know. Otherwise, it will be:
RJS gets: The 6th pick in the 4th round.
SD gets: Julio Jones
I got other offers, the trade details have changed...
OK, Phreak swooped in and upped the offer for Julio. Then SD came back over the top. So here are the final details:
RJS gets: The 6th pick in the 4th round and SD's 7th round pick next year
SD gets: Julio JonesHere is Astroglide's new roster:
QB: Matt Ryan, Russell Wilson
RB: Le'Veon Bell, Rashad Jennings, Bishop Sankey (R)
WR: Dez Bryant, Kenny Stills, Torrey Smith, Harry Douglas
TE: Julius Thomas, Jason Witten
K: Shayne Graham
D: Bal, Hou
Still open to trading Dez, Ryan/Wilson. Or hell, Rashad Jennings if anyone actually wants him. Basically everyone but Le'Veon is on the auction block.
Anyone want Jimmy Graham? Won't take much. Phreak?
OK, I've just completed another trade. This time with SunMo:
RJS gets: SunMo's 5th round pick in next year's draft
SunMo gets: Matt Ryan
Here is Astroglide's even newer roster:
QB: Russell Wilson
RB: Le'Veon Bell, Rashad Jennings, Bishop Sankey (R)
WR: Dez Bryant, Kenny Stills, Torrey Smith, Harry Douglas
TE: Julius Thomas, Jason Witten
K: Shayne Graham
D: Bal, Hou
And Russell Wilson is now off of the trading block.
Quote from: Rome on August 17, 2015, 04:17:12 PM
I'm changing my team name to Rome Has Aspergers.
Might change mine to Death Rowe
SunMo's team (revised):
QB: Matty Ice, Kaepernick, Cutler
RB: Shady, Andre Williams, Charles Sims, McFadden
WR: Antonio Brown, OBJ, Maclin, Roddy White, Kendall Wright
TE: Kelce
K: Dawson
D: Arizona
might as well post my keepers now:
Matty Ice
Shady
Antonio Brown
Odell Beckum Jr (rookie)
Keepers:
Romo
Lynch
Jones
Evans (rookie)
My keepers, barring injury and/or changing my mind before it counts:
Peyton Manning
DeMarco Murray
Jordy Nelson
Donte Moncrief (Rookie)
The start of the season is fast approaching, I'm setting a date of August 28 to finalize your keeper list. So get any trades done before then.
do we have a draft date yet?
Shut up.
Labor Day Weekend? IN!
Aaron Rodgers - QB
Martavis Bryant - WR
Alshon Jeffrey - WR
Doug Martin - RB
Those are my keepers
Sarge needs to log in and renew his team so that I can finalize the league and set a draft date.
Is Sarge still alive?
He keeps posting dog videos on facebook so evidence points to, maybe?
Miracle of miracles, Sarge signed up. Draft is set for September 1, 9:30pm.
that is an incredibly convenient time for me. thank you buddy.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 19, 2015, 03:28:41 PM
Miracle of miracles, Sarge signed up. Draft is set for September 1, 9:30pm.
He must be psychic or something.
It just took me three tries to get the draft order right. Because I'm smart.
You missed it.
So you have the 1st and 8th pick in the first round now? Damn chuggie I'd have traded you Graham for far less like a 4th
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2015, 03:16:27 PM
Relative abortion of a roster: Cowchip Kellys.
WR:
Jordy Nelson
Have Emmanuel Sanders or Jimmy Graham available for a trade...cheap
Quote from: SD on August 23, 2015, 03:31:42 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2015, 03:16:27 PM
Relative abortion of a roster: Cowchip Kellys.
WR:
Jordy Nelson
Have Emmanuel Sanders or Jimmy Graham available for a trade...cheap
I'll consider it. In the meantime, my keeper changed from Nelson to Andre Johnson.
Quote from: Zanshin on August 23, 2015, 03:40:30 PM
Quote from: SD on August 23, 2015, 03:31:42 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2015, 03:16:27 PM
Relative abortion of a roster: Cowchip Kellys.
WR:
Jordy Nelson
Have Emmanuel Sanders or Jimmy Graham available for a trade...cheap
I'll consider it. In the meantime, my keeper changed from Nelson to Andre Johnson.
I've got T.Y. Hilton and Carlos Hyde/Tre Mason, both of which will be better rookie keepers than Moncrief.
SD... Sent you a message on fb
Okay-- I made a couple of deals.
hbionic traded me Jordan Matthews for my 3 rounder.
SD traded me Jimmy Graham and his 7th rounder for my 4th rounder
So, my Keepers now are:
QB- Peyton Manning
RB- Demarco Murray
WR/TE: Jimmy Graham
Rookie: Jordan Matthews
Sup bitches. Pill Cosby checking in.
Here's my zesty roster from last year:
QB
Sanchez, Mark
Manziel, Johnny (R)
Carr, Derek (R)
RB
Anderson, CJ
Ingram, Mark
Sproles, Darren
Vereen, Shane
Murray, Latavius (R)
WR
Johnson, Calvin
Wallace, Mike
Brown, John (R)
TE
Donnell, Larry
Ebron, Eric (R)
K
Crosby, Mason
Def/ST
Patriots, New England
Keepers
Carr (QB)
Anderson (RB)
Murray (R)
Johnson (WR)
Brown, John (R)
I'll be the bearer of bad news and point out that Murray isn't a rookie.
Oops....I looked at his career stats and saw nothing prior to last year. Fixed.
AND, I've just completed another trade. This time with hbionic:
RJS gets: Sammy Watkins
hbionic gets: The 6th pick in the 4th round.
Here is Astroglide's even more newer roster:
QB: Russell Wilson
RB: Le'Veon Bell, Rashad Jennings, Bishop Sankey (R)
WR: Dez Bryant, Kenny Stills, Torrey Smith, Harry Douglas, Sammy Watkins (R)
TE: Julius Thomas, Jason Witten
K: Shayne Graham
D: Bal, Hou
Keepers:
QB- Bridgewater
RB- A.P.
RB- Jeremy Hill
TE-Grankowski (from trade with Munson)
Oh right, keepers.
QB - Russell Wilson
WR - Dez Bryant
RB - Le'Veon Bell
Rookie - Sammy Watkins
Someone give me a rundown of the team names.
Astroglide - rjs
Poop Jokes - hbionic
Pill Cosby - Sarge
Sad Handjobs - Munson
Aspergers - Rome
Straight Cash - Phreak
Krauts - THawk
Hitchbot - Sunny
Cowchip Kellys - Z?
Death Rowe - SD?
Um, sure. They're ok but lack creativity. Pill Cosby is the best one.
yeah I'm Death Rowe. The name will make more sense once he's cut.
I thought he was having a good camp?
Hbionic and Munson have agreed to a trade
Munson gets:
Brandin Cooks
1st overall pick
Chuggy gets:
Rob Gronkowski
Munson's 2nd round pick
Will post keepers shortly
Do I have to post my keepers here? I selected them in yahoo already but forgot how to get back to my team
Just post it here
I need keepers from:
- THawk
- SD (posted them already but then made trades)
- Munson
- Rome
Quote from: rjs246 on August 28, 2015, 07:12:25 AM
Just post it here
Let me expand on this a bit...
In addition to the fact that no one from this league really uses the Yahoo keeper functionality, Yahoo doesn't handle offseason trades and roster movement very well from what I can tell. As such it is much easier to just post the shtein here.
My Keepers:
Tony Romo
Marshawn Lynch
Julio Jones
Mike Evans
Death Rowe is in the house
Drew Brees
Jamaal Charles
AJ Green
Rookie WR from the Fins Jarvis something maybe
Does Rome even have a rookie on his roster? Did he attempt any trades to acquire a rookie? Haha, looks like someone will be assigned Reno Mahe as a keeper...
Edit: His kicker might have been a rookie. Parkey was a rookie, right?
I made an educated guess on Rome's keepers because they are fairly obvious. Munson. Post your shtein.
I'm open to trading Calvin Johnson. Looking for 2015 1st rd pick + a 2nd tier-type fantasy WR. Would also consider for a 2015 pick + keeper-worthy RB. I'm all about assets. Make an offer.
All trades must be completed by EOD today. FYI.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 28, 2015, 02:18:04 PM
I'm open to trading Calvin Johnson. Looking for 2015 1st rd pick + a 2nd tier-type fantasy WR. Would also consider for a 2015 pick + keeper-worthy RB. I'm all about assets. Make an offer.
I got Julio Jones for a 4th this season and a 7th next season. So good luck with that.
I had two stud WRs and wasn't drafting until very late so I was willing to take whatever I could get for him. You definitely got a steal.
Plus Sarge is waiting until the last day to offer up a trade. Ha.
Also, Phreak, Martavis is suspended. If that impacts your keeper decisions let me know.
stop babysitting these dickbags
Quote from: SunMo on August 28, 2015, 03:20:32 PM
stop babysitting these dickbags
If it wasn't for my gentle nagging this shtein would have fallen apart years ago.
That's his job as den mother.
agreed, i just draw the line a telling guys who on their team is suspended or not. but you are a nicer person than me (somehow)
Hey Rome, shut your typehole and post your keepers.
Luck, Thomas, Lacy and I think Parkey was my only rookie.
Good. That's who I already entered for you. That kind of confirmation is really validating.
You complete me.
Yeah I'm still keeping him despite the suspension
NEATO
OHMYGOD Munson pick a goddamned QB.
Sounds like Tim Tebow is his keeper
Sorry been crazy times last few days.
Sad Handjobs keepers
QB-Phillip Rivers
RB-Matt Forte
WR-Randall Cobb
Rookie-Brandin Cooks
gonna be neat when bionic forgets the draft and jordy nelson gets autopicked for his first pick
I've got the first overall pick now, and thanks for reminding me to remove him from my rankings just in case :yay
Quote from: SunMo on August 28, 2015, 03:28:02 PM
agreed, i just draw the line a telling guys who on their team is suspended or not. but you are a nicer person than me (somehow)
we splitting the pot again this year?
this could literally be the single worst fantasy league in the history of the world
There's no literally about it it is
Somebody's jealous that they didn't get an invite.
I had fun last year until the last week. I finally felt what it's like to dominate a regular season and choke like an Eagle in the Super Bowl.
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 29, 2015, 03:42:23 AM
this could literally be the single worst fantasy league in the history of the world
Actually, its the best ever, so SHADDAP!
Quote from: rjs246 on August 27, 2015, 04:31:49 PM
Someone give me a rundown of the team names.
Astroglide - rjs
Poop Jokes - hbionic
Pill Cosby - Sarge
Sad Handjobs - Munson
Aspergers - Rome
Straight Cash - Phreak
Krauts - THawk
Hitchbot - Sunny
Cowchip Kellys - Z?
Death Rowe - SD?
yep.
Just a reminder. Draft tomorrow night.
East coast or west coast time?
Take a wild guess.
Greenwich Mean Time
Nailed it.
Is that Greenwich, Connecticut?
Mmmmm sandwich
Good luck in tomorrow night's draft, everyone.
I wish you all awful luck in the draft, personally. I would like to get the good players.
I'm gonna smoke you stillupfront's moms
Generous offer. Balls deep?
when ya farging with sd ya fargin with Death Rowe
Just answer the question.
Quote from: SD on September 01, 2015, 11:52:19 AM
when ya farging with sd ya fargin with Death Rowe
:-D
What are Sarge's keepers by the way? I need to know.
I don't need sarge's keepers....I need farging glasses.
Nevermind. Carry on.
I just noticed Russell took 4 kickers
Calvin Johnson for a keeper worthy WR + 2016 draft pick(s). Go.
My one next year and a WR on my team
Check your pm
Wow. I queued up my kicker picks and then went back to drinking and playing poker. Ha. Rebuild!
yahoo gave me best draft.
last place finish, here i come
Quote from: rjs246 on September 02, 2015, 12:05:49 AM
Wow. I queued up my kicker picks and then went back to drinking and playing poker. Ha. Rebuild!
I have some bench players available via trade
So hungover and realizing that I skipped the last four rounds of the draft. If I win a single matchup this season you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Participating in this retardfest is shameful enough.
Also, I am offering up any of my three QBs (Wilson, Newton, Brady) for draft picks. Christ my head hurts.
It gave me a D+, and highlighted that because I drafted older players my team is less exciting. Isn't the idea to, you know, score points? I didn't realize having young wildcards was a selling point. Not that I'm thrilled with the geriatrics, but, whatever.
I don't put much stock in those report cards, but I was kind of surprised that Rusty graded higher than you despite drafting 4 kickers. I'm also surprised that he went in rebuild mode with the keepers he has.
Granted there's a lot of age on my roster, but those guys will still put up points this year. My WRs are old and average (but Matthews is young and looks to have a good year), but I have top players at every other position. Weird.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 02, 2015, 11:19:13 AM
I'm also surprised that he went in rebuild mode with the keepers he has.
It was less about my keepers and more about zesty draft position with no first rounder. Missing out on the top 19 available players is a little rough.
QuoteShow Some ID
Rome Has Aspergers isn't afraid to rob the cradle, drafting the youngest team in the league with an average of just 4.6 years of NFL experience.
Pervert.
Rome is the Subway Jared of the league.
Quote from: Zanshin on September 02, 2015, 10:56:58 AM
It gave me a D+, and highlighted that because I drafted older players my team is less exciting. Isn't the idea to, you know, score points? I didn't realize having young wildcards was a selling point. Not that I'm thrilled with the geriatrics, but, whatever.
The problem with grading a draft is the site you drafted uses their rankings as justification. No site is that accurate.
Quote from: SD on September 02, 2015, 09:42:53 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 02, 2015, 12:05:49 AM
Wow. I queued up my kicker picks and then went back to drinking and playing poker. Ha. Rebuild!
I have some bench players available via trade
After perusing your roster the only bench player I'm interested in is your rookie WR. I am trying to get rid of a QB, but my QBs are way more valuable than Parker. So unless you want to get creative I think I'll probably pass.
Name changed.
Rusty is beating me like an uppity housewife already.
That's what you get when you reject my Tom Brady trade bait.
How long do we have to set our lineup before kickoff? Mike Evans injury report is driving me nuts
Think it locks ten mins out
Word
Thanks
Hahaha, Dez and Ellington both out with long term injuries. And I still might beat Rome.
Cam, Wilson and Brady all still available...
Congrats phreak.
Mmmm...say what? I won? That's shocking...I'd written it off as an L
Damn that may be the closest victory ever...
.09 points
A question of fairness:
hbionic and I have agreed to a trade. But this week's games have already started. Do the rosters change immediately or do we wait until after Monday night?
I think they change immediately, but am willing to listen to all of your whining.
Out of curiosity what's the trade?
I have no problem with the trade going through and you adding that player. I can still make changes to my lineup even though Thursday started and I had Kelce, so why should yours be any different?
As long as the trade doesn't involve players who played last night, then I'm cool with the transaction going through immediately.
I'd say wait but totally not because you beat me last weekend.
If you agreed to the trade before last night's game, I'd say do it for this week. If after it started, I say next week.
We agreed to it yesterday morning. No players from last night's game. I'm gonna run it.
Tom Brady for a third round pick.
Trade processed. hbionic had to drop someone from his roster so he 'traded' me Kyle Rudolph, who I will now drop.
Edit: I need to record this somewhere so here are the draft picks I have acquired in next year's draft:
- hbionic's 3rd round pick
- SunMo's 5th round pick
- SD's 7th round pick
I object - undo it
You're not going to have enough roster spots for all those picks Howie
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2015, 03:49:04 PM
I object - undo it
No.
Quote from: SD on September 18, 2015, 03:55:45 PM
You're not going to have enough roster spots for all those picks Howie
I will be done picking after the 8th round.
You'll get even more great kickers.
RUSTYMAGIC!
Quote from: Zanshin on September 18, 2015, 04:06:16 PM
You'll get even more great kickers.
Next year I can intentionally stop drafting after the 7th round like I accidentally did this year.
good trade, bad people.
I veto the trade
Not that it matters but I changed my team name to Rome Luvs Bacon.
The other one was clearly the reason I keep getting blasted in this stupid league.
It matters to me Rome. Thank you for the update.
High five?
High five...and then interlock fingers.
Who is Jammie?
Good job starting Roflberger
Pretty sure thats Munson. A little extra salt on the wound seeing that Rivers put up 30+ pts.
Busy week, thought I swapped them out on Monday. Apparently not. :boom
farg me, I know.
You should be fined or have to forfeit draft picks
I'm sure someone else has more information than I do. I don't believe i'm a cheater.
Just noticed that there was a stat correction (Carr fumble) and 2 points were taken away from me and I ended up losing last week. Haha!
haha holy shtein i didn't even check, i just knew i lost by a small margin. that suck for you
I never lost a game via stat correction before. This was my first time, I'm glad I lost it to you. It was firm, but gentle. It was perfect. I'm never going to forget this.
I cut Hasselbeck and signed Bortles because of Luck being a bitch ass funhole. Good move there.
I'm having a year like Chippah.
I have a lot of RBs
Willing to trade for a good receiver
Golden Tate is available.
SD pushed my shtein in yesterday
I was a little skunked last night and apparently I dropped Heath Miller, who plays tonight, and picked up Barnidge from Cleveland. If I weren't getting blown out I'd probably be kicking myself in the ass right now, but I'm not gonna sweat it.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 12, 2015, 11:16:07 AM
I was a little skunked last night and apparently I dropped Heath Miller, who plays tonight, and picked up Barnidge from Cleveland. If I weren't getting blown out I'd probably be kicking myself in the ass right now, but I'm not gonna sweat it.
I was wondering what happened there. If there was a week for that to happen, though this is a good one. No way you were going to beat Manning and his monster 6 point day.
Quote from: SunMo on October 12, 2015, 08:31:34 AM
SD pushed my shtein in yesterday
I'm only up 52 and you have 3 players going tonight. Not a stretch to see 52 from Brown/Gates/ Woodhead
Was up 48 in another league last week and dude had Brees and Ingram to go and I lost by 1 point
I have five rookies and a dude on IR on my roster.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 12, 2015, 03:25:40 PM
I have five rookies and a dude on IR on my roster.
Better than 5 kickers
Baby steps.
at the end of last year, didn't we talk about incorporating a waiver process into the league?
Nice that OBJ got you juuuuust enough points last night before he got shut down....farg
and I get to play the best team without Rodgers
Ha. In my other league, I was facing a guy named Eli Face, and he had OBJ going against me. I ended up beating the guy by a FRACTION of a point. Even if OBJ caught one more pass for negative yards, I would have lost. Suck it, Eli Face.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 20, 2015, 11:34:54 AM
Nice that OBJ got you juuuuust enough points last night before he got shut down....farg
and I get to play the best team without Rodgers
You're next on Death Rowe
But on a serious note my team is decent but I've had a few lucky weeks and cacca capoops or whatever the hell that name is supposed to be has a really good team.
Quote from: SunMo on October 20, 2015, 10:06:18 AM
at the end of last year, didn't we talk about incorporating a waiver process into the league?
Same.
We talk about a lot of things.
Sarge with a strong 49 pt performance against rusty's 178 this week. the bye week Seattle defense was a gutsy call that I don't think panned out
I wasn't willing to sacrifice one of my stellar position players to fill the void.
I think we've still got 1 week until the trade deadline. Everyone is for sale.
Sarge and I have reached a deal on a trade.
rjs gets: Jameis Winston
sarge gets: The higher of rjs' two 5th round draft picks (extra pick acquired from sunny)
Will process tomorrow.
I am taking the collective silence as the go-ahead to process the trade. I'll be sending a player to Sarge who will immediately drop them and subject them to the standard Waiver process.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
Trade processed. hbionic had to drop someone from his roster so he 'traded' me Kyle Rudolph, who I will now drop.
UPDATE: Trade processed. I had to drop someone from my roster so I 'traded' Sarge Devin Funchess, who has now been dropped and is available via waivers.
I need to record this somewhere so here are the draft picks I have acquired in next year's draft:
- hbionic's 3rd round pick
- SunMo's 5th round pick (subject to being traded to Sarge, regardless the higher of my two 5th rounders will be his)
- SD's 7th round pick
My team's for sale.
sarge tried to trade me seattle D for an 8th round pick lol
I also told Rusty I wanted a 1 & 3 for Jameis. I operate under the assumption that you're all drunk and agreeable to anything.
you are a terrible human (and mostly right)
Seriously though, if anyone wants to purge the couple of not totally sucky players on my roster, make an offer.
Ok I have a tentative deals in place with Sarge and Chuggie...waiting for their confirmation
Breaking News:
The caca poopoos trade Jeremy Hill for Amari Cooper immediately to straight cash homie and as a bonus for negotiating, receive Adrian Peterson at the end of the season.
Yessir!
Sarge I sent you our trade for approval
Pill Cosby gets L. Murray & S. Diggs
SCH gets C. Johnson
Anyone interested in Mariota or Barnidge?
I'm assuming you're out after this season?
Nope. Just a total rebuild. Kaboom.
That's literally how Hitler responded.
Makes sense. He did have a shtein fantasy football team.
Down goes SD!
Romey gets off the schneid
i'm rooting for witten to get a catch, fumble and injured so that romey can blow it
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 06, 2015, 09:00:28 PM
Down goes SD!
Romey gets off the schneid
I lost by .31. Awesome. I have a playoff berth locked up so I rested my starters.
do we have a prize for winning the regular season? i forget
Quote from: SunMo on December 07, 2015, 08:53:45 AM
do we have a prize for winning the regular season? i forget
If we both make it to the finals we're still splitting the pot right?
Looks like I'm playing sunny this week, I thought the playoffs would start. Is this a matchup for #1 overall seed? I don't see the need since there's no money involved.
Since SD doesn't think there's money involved, I'm rooting for him to win the whole thing so that I don't have to pay.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 06, 2015, 09:00:28 PM
Down goes SD!
Romey gets off the schneid
Romey kicked your ass today, Tex.
Boom!!
Yeah I'm about to throw myself off a bridge. I'll haunt your dreams, gramps!
j's importance rankings:
1. beating romey in fantasy
2. winning fantasy against anyone
3. talking shtein to Houston fans
4. eagles winning
You're about as right as Trump
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2015, 09:20:38 AM
Since SD doesn't think there's money involved, I'm rooting for him to win the whole thing so that I don't have to pay.
I need the money for child support
Quote from: SD on December 13, 2015, 10:59:01 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2015, 09:20:38 AM
Since SD doesn't think there's money involved, I'm rooting for him to win the whole thing so that I don't have to pay.
I need the money for child support
you be makin that govt cheese son
I'm pretty sure my garbage team just kept Munson out of the playoffs. Not great for my draft position, but not a bad consolation prize.
Nah I think I needed to outscore the #4 seed by like 50 to get in, that wasn't happening in this league.
my team started out real zesty and ended up decent.
We need a farging FAAB or waiver wire next year.
We need fewer bench players next year. There's literally nothing available week to week especially during bye weeks. Cutting it from six slots to four would make it better for everyone especially if we get really horrible luck with our keepers.
I'd like one IR spot
Couple of things.
Waiver wire is a reasonable request and one that I meant to implement last season. I'll hook it up for next year.
No IR spot. Part of the point of a keeper/dynasty league is that you sometimes have to make sacrifices to keep certain players.
I am open to reducing the bench spots by 1 if everyone else wants it but I am definitely against it. I've never had trouble stringing replacement players in this league (outside of running backs but the league only has so many, deal with it) and changing the roster structure because Andrew Luck got hurt once isn't my idea of good policy.
I'm fine with the amount of bench spots. Waiver I agree with, I like having to put my claim in Wednesday night and seeing who I got in the morning. Sucks when a RB goes down for the season and the first person to see it gets first dibs.
I'll also add we should snake the draft next year.
I'll add that we should dock SD his first round pick. On principle.
Bench is fine, imo.
I'm meh on waivers. My other league has waivers and once the Thu games start no one can be claimed until Tuesday morning. Really sucks if you have a guy get injured late in the week or if you have someone whose injury status doesn't become more clear until Fri or Sat. Then there's also a 24 or 48 waiting period on mid-week drops. So if I drop someone on Tue, he can't be added until Wed or Thu. If that's the system we go to, then yuck.
In that case drop three extra roster slots. Dick.
please make the waivers rotating and not by record
i'm happy that i finished 1st in the league but i'm sure i'm in for another crushing choke job in the first round
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2015, 12:38:27 AM
Bench is fine, imo.
I'm meh on waivers. My other league has waivers and once the Thu games start no one can be claimed until Tuesday morning. Really sucks if you have a guy get injured late in the week or if you have someone whose injury status doesn't become more clear until Fri or Sat. Then there's also a 24 or 48 waiting period on mid-week drops. So if I drop someone on Tue, he can't be added until Wed or Thu. If that's the system we go to, then yuck.
I agree with Sarge, if we institute waivers like we should, we need to make it start Sunday; not Thursday
that's not how yahoo works it. the only players that lock are the ones that are involved in the games already played. guys are free agents up until their game starts
Thanks to the Broncos for letting Antonio Brown eat their asses up. Good job, fargers.
I need Matt Stafford to get yanked or blow a hammy but Megatron to go off with Orlovsky...lol
i'm in a pickle because i need stafford to be ok so i can keep my lead against you but in igy's league i'm up 28 on a guy but he has stafford and megatron and i have tim hightower so i don't want stafford to be too good. either way megatron having a game hurts me
Oh yeah that complicates things
I'd say all things considered it would be better for you to advance in the other league. The money is prob much better
the money is considerably better. but farg you anyway
lolol
I was really hoping to continue your streak of getting knocked out in round 1
Quote from: SunMo on December 21, 2015, 08:13:22 AM
that's not how yahoo works it. the only players that lock are the ones that are involved in the games already played. guys are free agents up until their game starts
False...in one league players are locked starting at kickoff on Thursday, and in other leagues they go on waivers with kickoff on Sunday. That's why people lament about questionable statuses for the afternoon and the night games.
I'm in 3 yahoo leagues and none of them work that way. people are picked up on saturday and sundays all the time. your league settings are stupid.
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 22, 2015, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: SunMo on December 21, 2015, 08:13:22 AM
that's not how yahoo works it. the only players that lock are the ones that are involved in the games already played. guys are free agents up until their game starts
False...in one league players are locked starting at kickoff on Thursday, and in other leagues they go on waivers with kickoff on Sunday. That's why people lament about questionable statuses for the afternoon and the night games.
I agree with you. Except the part about players being free agents until their game starts; their free agents 'til kickoff on Sunday
Barring any stat corrections I just won the title by .1
No stat correction will ever happen in my favor. It's just poetic that I lose the first game of the season by .22 and lose the final by .10
Congratulations Sunny. You put a great team together and made the right moves at the right time. Nice season.
Ha! Holy shtein.
Everyone mail $25 to SunMo.
Sunny, PM everyone your address. Or just post it here for the WHOLE BOARD to see.
Final standings (regular season record, followed by points for determines the standings for non-playoff teams). Draft order for next year will be this list in reverse.
1. SunMo
2. hbionic
3. SD
4. Phreak
5. Munson
6. rjs246
7. Zanshin
8. THawk
9. Sarge
10. Rome
Congrats Sunny. Pm me your address or PayPal info.
PayPal is preferred: jonner.smith@gmail.com
If you want my physical address pm me and I'll give it up
And finally, here are the players on my roster that people might have a passing interest in acquiring and that I would be willing to trade (including my rookies in case anyone has a roster gap):
Cam Newton
Jameis Winston (R)
Dez Bryant
Sammy Watkins
Duke Johnson (R)
Matt Jones (R)
Willie Snead (R) Apparently he wasn't a rookie this year. Who knew.
Quote from: SunMo on December 29, 2015, 09:49:01 AM
PayPal is preferred: jonner.smith@gmail.com
If you want my physical address pm me and I'll give it up
sure...go ahead & post it here.
thnx
if theres a slot open for next year lemme know.
Not to be a fleshpop but didn't we bump it up to $28?
Only for the loser who finishes in 2nd place.
Quote from: SunMo on December 29, 2015, 09:49:01 AM
PayPal is preferred: jonner.smith@gmail.com
If you want my physical address pm me and I'll give it up
Can I just send you a $25 Target or Wawa gift card? I got about 20 for xmas.
I've paid the man already you chatty bitches.
I'm going to wait until Sarge pays up first.
Hahaha. Concrete Field is a flat circle.
Quote from: Rome on December 29, 2015, 09:36:56 PM
I'm going to wait until Sarge pays up first.
So......mid-July then?
Quote from: SD on December 29, 2015, 04:36:18 PM
Quote from: SunMo on December 29, 2015, 09:49:01 AM
PayPal is preferred: jonner.smith@gmail.com
If you want my physical address pm me and I'll give it up
Can I just send you a $25 Target or Wawa gift card? I got about 20 for xmas.
yeah, i'll take a wawa card
First time here in awhile. Sending PayPal tonight.
Paid so far:
Zashin, rjs
Not paid:
All you other mother fargers.
I will find you
Sent.
I forget my PayPal password. Can I borrow someones account? Thnx
Quote from: SunMo on December 30, 2015, 06:42:55 PM
Paid so far:
Zashin, rjs, hbionic
Not paid:
All you other mother fargers.
I will find you
You nerds need to post any draft pick trades here.
These are mine:
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
- hbionic's 3rd round pick
- SunMo's 5th round pick
- SD's 7th round pick
No draft picks
But I get Adrian Peterson to complete the deal I made with Chuggie
I'll send the PayPal when I'm back in Houston this weekend
Romey done paid up just now.
I'll pay you next year
I get rjs' 4th, 5th, and 6th.
Paid
Paid
Quote from: rjs246 on December 31, 2015, 01:07:10 PM
You nerds need to post any draft pick trades here.
These are mine:
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
- hbionic's 3rd round pick (Brady)
- SunMo's 5th round pick (Ryan)
- SD's 7th round pick (Jones)
- Sarge gets my 5th round pick (Winston)
Think I get zanshins 4th and he gets my 7th
Hey smart guy, you don't have a seventh rounder. Because you already traded it to me. So... Probably need to figure that one out.
Commissioners fault for not keeping better track of these trades
He originally offered me his 5th, or a 4th and Graham for my 7th. I'll just take his 5th if he's ok with that.
The amount of babysitting you infants require is astonishing. If it were me I'd demand your sixth rounder but since it isn't you two figure it out.
I forget how to get to my roster. Can you post a copy of it for me?
You're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be a request for the draft to snake.
But I don't like snakes.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 02, 2016, 06:28:56 PM
The amount of babysitting you infants require is astonishing. If it were me I'd demand your sixth rounder but since it isn't you two figure it out.
My screw up...zanshin gets my 6th...I get his 4th.
Quote from: SD on January 02, 2016, 08:09:44 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 02, 2016, 06:28:56 PM
The amount of babysitting you infants require is astonishing. If it were me I'd demand your sixth rounder but since it isn't you two figure it out.
My screw up...zanshin gets my 6th...I get his 4th.
Considering Graham was a steaming pile of garbage that you would have cut, you're basically getting my 4th for your 6th, so I'm sure you'll find a way to sleep at night ;).
Anyway we can do add/drops even though the seasons over?
Yes. It's called the draft.
Sorry for the delay....just paid
I vote to change keeper roster positions to:
QB
WR/RB/TE
WR/RB/TE
Rookie
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 03, 2016, 10:14:35 PM
I vote to change keeper roster positions to:
QB
WR/RB/TE
WR/RB/TE
Rookie
I actually like this idea
Quote from: SunMo on December 30, 2015, 06:42:55 PM
Paid so far:
Zashin, rjs, sd, hbionic, rome, t-hawk, sarge
Not paid:
phreak, munson
I will find you
Quote from: SD on January 03, 2016, 10:21:18 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 03, 2016, 10:14:35 PM
I vote to change keeper roster positions to:
QB
WR/RB/TE
WR/RB/TE
Rookie
I actually like this idea
I think I proposed something similar a couple years ago when we reduced our keeper totals, but no one seemed to be on board.
I'd definitely be down with this, though.
Isn't that effectively what we do now anyway?
I admit I'd rather keep Bortles and Luck just in case one of them blows up in either direction but I'd be good with it too.
If we're going to let people keep three RBs I'd rather just go back to having a dynasty league.
Quote from: Rome on January 04, 2016, 10:11:14 AM
Isn't that effectively what we do now anyway?
No. I beleive the current format is 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 Rook or TE
Proposed would be 1 QB, choice of WR/RB/TE x 2, 1 rook.
I like the latter. Basically let's you keep what you feel are your 2 best offensive skill players.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 04, 2016, 10:23:39 AM
If we're going to let people keep three RBs I'd rather just go back to having a dynasty league.
It also opens up the door for someone keeping 3 TE. This alone makes the option worth consideration.
Of course, we could also just cap the number of keepers at the same position at 2.
I'm keeping Gurley, Thomas, Bortles or Luck and Jimmy Graham. So it really doesn't matter to me either way.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 04, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
I beleive the current format is 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 Rook or TE
Incorrect.
We keep:
1 QB
1 RB
1 Rookie (any position)
1 WR/TE
Quote from: Rome on January 04, 2016, 01:29:15 PM
I'm keeping Gurley, Thomas, Bortles or Luck and Jimmy Graham. So it really doesn't matter to me either way.
So Rome you cannot keep both Thomas and Graham.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 04, 2016, 01:39:40 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 04, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
I beleive the current format is 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 Rook or TE
Incorrect.
We keep:
1 QB
1 RB
1 Rookie (any position)
1 WR/TE
Close enough.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 04, 2016, 01:39:40 PM
So Rome you cannot keep both Thomas and Graham.
In that case I'm definitely in favor of changing the format.
farg that. I specifically made a trade BECAUSE we couldn't keep two running backs. If there were going to be any changes, they should have been announced at the beginning of the season to take effect the following season. It's not fair for people that make trades based on the keeper format.
Also, farg all of you guys for complaining because you can't put together a winning roster. Only 1 person gets lucky enough to win it all...even if it is by .1 points.
Quote from: hbionic on January 04, 2016, 04:44:49 PM
even if it is by .1 points.
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:-D :-D :-D
Paid
I'll pay as soon as those fargs confirm my bank account...entered the new info yesterday
I was 11-3 last year and 2-12 this year mostly because I had horrendous luck this season (pun intended).
PS: Bite me.
If we make a change to keepers, I'm perfectly fine for putting it off for 1 year so that Chuggie has time to adjust his strategy. It took him like 3 years to finally remember to add a rookie at some point in the season so that he had one to keep for the following year.
Do we really get to vote, or is the commish finally going to make a decision?
If we make a change it is definitely not going into effect this off season for exactly the reasons that hb laid out. The whole point of a keeper league is to plan ahead. Changing the keeper rules because people don't like their roster is rewarding stupid behavior.
We can vote sure. But any changes to the keeper rules won't go into effect until next off season.
I've got no problem with that.
If we're casting votes, then put me down as an aye for 2017.
1 QB
2 WR/RB/TE
1 Rookie any position
If we do this, do we want to cap keepers at no more than 2 in any 1 position or if someone wants to keep 3 RB, let them keep 3 RB?
I vote for sarge for "Most conceited 2015".
I'm not conceited. That's what makes me so great.
Quote from: SunMo on January 04, 2016, 08:09:43 AM
Paid so far:
Zashin, rjs, sd, hbionic, rome, t-hawk, sarge, phreak, munson
Not paid:
solid work everybody
PayPal still hasn't confirmed my chase acct for some reason so if it ain't done by this weekend I'll send a check
Quote from: SunMo on January 07, 2016, 08:48:06 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 04, 2016, 08:09:43 AM
Paid so far:
Zashin, rjs, sd, hbionic, rome, t-hawk, sarge, phreak, munson
Not paid:
solid work sarge
Some of you guys have pretty zesty WRs. Anybody want AJ Green?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 13, 2015, 02:21:10 AM
Pill Cosby gets L. Murray & S. Diggs
SCH gets C. Johnson
In light of CJ's retirement, I guess this turned out to be a not as zesty deal for me.
Yay!
Beast modes retirement fargs up my RB keeper. I have Ivory and Bernard. If someone has an extra RB that's an upgrade from either of those and wants to trade them for a mid to late round pick let me know.
What's your draft position?
7th or 8th
I'll probably just keep Ivory as my RB, Langford as my rookie since I don't think the Bears are re-signing Forte, Eli, and Julio. Then I'll dominate the draft like I usually do.
Quote from: SD on February 10, 2016, 11:12:26 PM
7th or 8th
I'll probably just keep Ivory as my RB, Langford as my rookie since I don't think the Bears are re-signing Forte, Eli, and Julio. Then I'll dominate the draft like I usually do.
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