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They're gonna get their shtein pushed in so hard.
the eagles are 2.5 favs and i really have no idea how
Did Russell Wilson's arm fall off and nobody mentioned it?
Quote from: MDS on November 18, 2019, 10:10:11 AM
the eagles are 2.5 favs and i really have no idea how
Odd line indeed especially with Seattle coming off a bye, I'll probably eat these words next week but if they get Howard, LJ, JP and Jeffery back I like their chances. D is finally playing well even though Wilson is a pain in ass. Seattle's a heavy run first team.
I said if they can go 3-3 in this brutal six game stretch i'd be happy.
lane still in concussion protocol....probably out for sunday
Friday update: Lane still in the protocol, Jordan Howard not cleared for contact.
run now as fast as you can and pound everything you own on seattle
QuoteWhen asked about the transition of switching from LT to RT, Andre Dillard asks a reporter which hand he writes with.
"Right"
Dillard responded: "Write with your left."
Line says Eagles is the bet
reasons to bet eagles:
seattle is 8-2 with a regulation pt differential of 12
seattle has two OT wins the rest of the NFL has 2
seattle was dominated at home by the bengals
seattle cant cover TE's
seattle special teams stink
seattle has 8 wins seven were in the last possession
reasons to be seattle:
the eagles suck
J bat signal: G Ward!!
jjaw-mack-jmatt in 3 wr sets
go birds!
Has Agholor been cut yet?
Quote from: General_Failure on November 23, 2019, 02:53:21 PM
Has Agholor been cut yet?
For reasons unrelated to Nelson himself, I had his lease last week.
He has a provision that he's allowed to get out of it if he's traded but not if he's cut. If I'm his agent, not sure why I don't build in traded or cut as language.
He's the kind of guy they'd bring in for an emergency signing for the vet minimum after seven WRs get hurt. And he'll be available, because nobody else is ever gonna fargin' sign him.
Jeffery, Howard, Aghogarbage, LJ out
Somewhat silver lining Clowneys out
Alshon has quit
the total number of receptions all eagle receivers have today is 14
one of the seahawks biggest weaknesses is covering TE's...but thats probably neutralized today cause they should be able to move around their corners and have them on ertz and goeddert a lot
Sanders Ajayi Ertz and Goedert need to be ridden like rented mules
At least one of them is leaving this game with an injury.
Probably two.
And then it'll be Boston Scott who'll fumble the game away
Alright, let's get this game over with. Go Eagles.
Awful pass again
farging make a throw JFC
Have they ever killed a play on offense and not run a basic ass run off tackle?
Jernigan hurt
Fletchhhhhhhhh
Better take advantage of this field position
I sure as hell didn't think I'd see a sack on Wilson to end the first drive.
Already the greatest Eagles WR named Greg.
WHAT THE farg WENTZ
Wobbling before it even left his hand. Yikes.
two horrible wentz throws halfway thru 1Q
He stinks
this has been a microcosm of our debate last week about elite vs. just ok or very good
Of course
That play took ages to develop, Birds still weren't ready.
You can't hold that against them, when was the last time they saw that kind of play?
I honestly don't care. I'm getting farged up regardless. Vacation. Booze. Designated driver. Winzzzzz.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 01:25:57 PM
You can't hold that against them, when was the last time they saw that kind of play?
they definitely dont see dimes like that in practice
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 01:28:28 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 01:25:57 PM
You can't hold that against them, when was the last time they saw that kind of play?
they definitely dont see dimes like that in practice
They face the scout team QB, though.
What up GWard!
wentz is just brutal
Is it week 13 already? Wentz definitely wants his season to end.
Bum ass loser
Unforgivable lack of awareness.
Get Kaep.
Glad they got that false start there, because that DE was lined up offsides.
Brooks is hurt too
Vaitai was in at RG
I'm looking forward to the passing clinic on this 98 yard march.
Oh
My
God
Wentz
You know what? It's nice to see Ajayi back.
Jay Train in the mafahkin house.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 01:37:43 PM
I'm looking forward to the passing clinic on this 98 yard march.
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Don't let the fumbling inaccurate ginger farg throw another pass. Run on every play
Lmaoooooo
Like I said
Might be the worst Wentz game ever. C'mon ginger.
What a lucky break. Thanks, crooked refs!
is dallas goederrt alive?
sit him down
I think that Wentz is brain dead.
Who's the backup?
This is farging brutal
farging bahhhhrutal
Get him out
We want Studfeld.
but david moore is better than any eagle wr
Studfeld
McCown
Pat Ryan
Brad Goebel
All better options
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 01:52:41 PM
but david moore is better than any eagle wr
Literally anyone with two working legs meets this criteria.
Jalen Mills being the team's "best corner in the Super Bowl year" is some revisionist history coming out of the Eagles. It was clearly P-Rob.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 01:53:35 PM
Studfeld
McCown
Pat Ryan
Brad Goebel
All better options
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Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 01:53:43 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 01:52:41 PM
but david moore is better than any eagle wr
Literally anyone with two working legs meets this criteria.
except hes not...he sucks...but he has a great qb to get him the ball
Wentz not the only 1st round pick playing like shtein.
I'm looking forward to Wentz' next turnover so I can put the game on my tablet and do something else.
Bench Wilson.
That throw was uggggly
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 01:55:54 PM
Wentz not the only 1st round pick playing like shtein.
dillard?
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 01:53:35 PM
Studfeld
McCown
Pat Ryan
Brad Goebel
All better options
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The MAGAts would take Wentz fumbling and missing guys by ten feet over Kap throwing for four TDs
Wentz is so Murican he makes sure he doesn't have to kneel at the end of games.
god dont like ugly
wentz is now ignoring wide open guys so he doesnt overthrow them
he shook
So that's 2 picks and 3 fumbles now, and a chance for another this half? Fantastic.
Now he's gun shy and says nvm on flinging it out to Sanders and takes the sack
He made the right decision, he'd have thrown a pick for sure there.
We got some blind-ass quarterbacks out here today.
Did Carson walk in on his wife blowing some dude last night? His head is not in this game at all.
That was the most McNabb pass he's ever thrown.
Wentz blows today. Stop making excuses for him Charles
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 02:18:55 PM
Did Carson walk in on his wife blowing some dude last night? His head is not in this game at all.
It wasn't on the injury report, but he's actually been playing since week 2 with a broken, oh, let's say kidney this time.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on November 24, 2019, 02:19:57 PM
Wentz blows today. Stop making excuses for him Charles
Charles Davis having a worse game than Wentz.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 02:18:55 PM
Did Carson walk in on his wife blowing some dude last night? His head is not in this game at all.
he is acting like a little bitch about it too....also his teammates hate him which doesnt help
i feel so bad for the defense
Boy, I sure am glad the Eagles didn't draft that loser!
"Save themselves some clock"
Ya Feel bad for Darby getting roasted like a bird ?
A Goedert sighting. Mark your calendars.
Lol this line is awful
Why even call a timeout there
dillard is the hindenburg
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 02:27:27 PM
Why even call a timeout there
Maybe they get a PI or two if they throw it up. Oh it was third down. Who knows, then.
Might be time to start pounding the under on every Eagles game until Vegas moves it into the low 30s.
i cant wait for this rockets mavs game
I wish the Seahawks were good enough to make this game a blowout.
Another receiver who needs to learn not to dive for a ball instead of just running.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 02:43:44 PM
I wish the Seahawks were good enough to make this game a blowout.
like i said earlier in the week they got pretty heavily outplayed at home by the bengals....and including this game their +/- is 19....thats crazy for a 9-2 team...crazy meaning they arent very good
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 02:43:44 PM
I wish the Seahawks were good enough to make this game a blowout.
They have been pretty questionable all year except Russ, but Russ has kept bailing them out with MVP form. Not playing like an MVP today but apparently he doesn't need to.
Ertz with an almost blown ACL
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 02:53:42 PM
Ertz with an almost blown ACL
everytime he gets tackled he looks like he wants to retire
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 02:27:43 PM
dillard is the hindenburg
the hindenburg has burned and crashed
Eagles top 3 2019 draft picks have gotten extended opportunities to show something, and 2 of them can't get snaps over Matt Pryor and Greg Ward.
A generous spot on that third down.
A good pass?
What the farg was that?
Okay, time to put this game on the Screen of Shame.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 02:54:30 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 02:53:42 PM
Ertz with an almost blown ACL
everytime he gets tackled he looks like he wants to retire
I want to retire from watching this god damn shtein
Even guys with one hand are blowing up this offense.
just a horrible call by doug...carson was sorta kinda getting into a rhythm and you run that?
but also what in the farg was V doing?
I hope Reich gets fired after next season so the Eagles can hire him.
Can't wait to hear Wentz and Doug explain this shteinshow today
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 03:04:44 PM
Can't wait to hear Wentz and Doug explain this shteinshow today
They got outprayed, plain and simple.
Here comes the real nail in the coffin.
Eagles trying to lead the league in games that fans of both teams feel bad about.
whens the last time a team had double digit penalties and the other team had zero and the team with zero was losing
eagles football yo
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 03:07:44 PM
whens the last time a team had double digit penalties and the other team had zero and the team with zero was losing
eagles football yo
There's probably a couple Raiders games like that.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 03:08:15 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 03:07:44 PM
whens the last time a team had double digit penalties and the other team had zero and the team with zero was losing
eagles football yo
There's probably a couple Raiders games like that.
due to offsetting unsportsmanlike penalties the other team always has some against the raiders....its might be 17-3 oakland but the other team gets them
Great job by Kenneth Darby with the pick, I mean Ronald Darby with the knockaway.
my jinx
Offensive Team MVP Miles Sanders.
A reminder that Vaitai also sucks.
Worst screen team ever.
Generally when Wilson's stat line is 10/21 for 141 yards with 1 TD 1 INT, you'd expect things to be going well.
Carson and Doug's Three Ring Circus rolls on
Wentz in the locker room.
carson questionable with hurt feelings
We finally get our QB change, assuming the Seahawks don't go on a 16 minute drive to cap off the game.
Wentz going in for inflamed labia
Bruh if McCown leads a comeback the screeching on WIP will drive Wentz to a duck blind in ND
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 03:18:59 PM
We finally get our QB change, assuming the Seahawks don't go on a 16 minute drive to cap off the game.
You had to jinx it.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 03:21:07 PM
Bruh if McCown leads a comeback the screeching on WIP will drive Wentz to a duck blind in ND
I'll watch Wentz blow his brains out on live tv if it means we get Super Bowl MVP Josh McCown.
Third and long, Russell gonna look for Rasul on this play.
thats not a penalty in college
luka time
Garbage.
This game is over.
Boy, I can't wait to see how Wentz comes back after that drive.
im not sure who looks worse coming out of this game carson or howie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
farg OFF
Not having Howard, Jeffrey, Jackson etc might have something to do with the outcome but the guys in there turning the ball over are 100% at fault for this mess.
The best player drafted in the last 50 years with an Eagles first round pick is Lamar Jackson.
What a shteinshow.
Quote from: Rome on November 24, 2019, 03:34:08 PM
Not having Howard, Jeffrey, Jackson etc might have something to do with the outcome but the guys in there turning the ball over are 100% at fault for this mess.
pimp legit....jeffery is toast who if the drafting was good could be replaced by whiteside/hollins and miles sanders should easily replace howard who is as replaceable as it gets
This is the best day in Rashaad Penny's career.
Everyone involved in this game should feel a deep sense of shame and regret.
thats one of the worst calls ive ever seen
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 03:37:44 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 03:36:35 PM
What a shteinshow.
imagine this game being on sunday nite
It was a good switch. You need 2 NFCE teams playing like shtein for prime time games.
Remember when Jay Ajayi was in this game?
lol cut his ass
Sadly I spend more time laughing watching the game than anything else
You're a professional football player. You make that catch. You're a pro coach. You don't call a draw with a foot to go for a first down. On and on it goes...
Another Eagles drive ending with the ball bouncing off the receivers hands.
Heach Coach Duce Staley wouldn't have let this shtein stand.
Why didn't ginger fargface run on fourth
if you think that was the wr's fault you dont know football or you want the ginger jesus' bird in your mouth
This is the worst I remember Wentz playing
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 03:42:58 PM
if you think that was the wr's fault you dont know football or you want the ginger jesus' bird in your mouth
A guy who's not even good enough to start for a team with a dozen dead WRs should absolutely make a catch where he has to completely change his momentum on a dime to catch a pass that's behind him. Damn pampered millionaire thugs.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on November 24, 2019, 03:43:39 PM
This is the worst I remember Wentz playing
I think this is rock bottom.
Seahawks aren't even a good defense, especially with no Clowney.
Lol Doug
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 03:42:58 PM
if you think that was the wr's fault you dont know football or you want the ginger jesus' bird in your mouth
A guy who's not even good enough to start for a team with a dozen dead WRs should absolutely make a catch where he has to completely change his momentum on a dime to catch a pass that's behind him. Damn pampered millionaire thugs.
and threw whiteside into the defender...he could have gotten murdered if the cb doesnt make a play on the ball and instead goes for the body
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 03:44:47 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on November 24, 2019, 03:43:39 PM
This is the worst I remember Wentz playing
I think this is rock bottom.
Seahawks aren't even a good defense, especially with no Clowney.
We need TO out there to henpeck Wentz on the sideline for ten minutes while they pace back and forth.
At least Mike Groh will be gone soon.
This is a stupid number of sacks today.
This is by far the worst I've seen the Seattle offense play all year and they are up two scores with zero threat of losing.
The ball hit the receiver in the hands. Sorry to interrupt your idiotic Wentz hatred for a moment of reality.
So this game's going to end 19-3, right?
Quote from: Rome on November 24, 2019, 03:53:01 PM
The ball hit the receiver in the hands. Sorry to interrupt your idiotic Wentz hatred for a moment of reality.
I think it's fair to say Wentz has been terrible in this game, average to very slightly above average this season, and his wide receivers have done absolutely nothing to assist him or bail him out even a little bit since Week 1.
Ertz will never have another catch that amazing again in his career.
Fitting end
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Man this team has sucked this year against guys named Tre[y] Flowers.
Wentz is god awful
He used to know how to throw the ball, right?
Are there like 10 Seahawks fans doing zesty chants? Gross.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 02:18:55 PM
Did Carson walk in on his wife blowing some dude last night? His head is not in this game at all.
It might have been two guys spit roasting her.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 02:18:55 PM
Did Carson walk in on his wife blowing some dude last night? His head is not in this game at all.
It might have been two guys spit roasting her.
I can't believe she got double Dak'd.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 02:18:55 PM
Did Carson walk in on his wife blowing some dude last night? His head is not in this game at all.
It might have been two guys spit roasting her.
Lolol
Wentz still has time to throw another pick, maybe fumble once or twice.
Wentz racking up some Matt Stafford stats here.
Great catch by Ortega Washburn.
A consolation prize for the poor souls starting Wentz in fantasy this week.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 04:11:05 PM
A consolation prize for the poor souls starting Wentz in fantasy this week.
Anyone still playing him at this point only has themselves to blame.
They're right back in this! :crazy
I'm embarrassed for everyone involved in this game. Maybe not the announcers, they deserve this.
carson 10-22 in his last 32 starts
and id guess at least 7 maybe more of those wins were against dreck
that being said this team is stuck in purgatory until they get a real head coach
Howie has work to do on this roster. A bunch of shtein
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 04:35:36 PM
Howie has work to do on this roster. A bunch of shtein
true as well....but even good players wont prevent doug from being a buffoon
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 04:35:36 PM
Howie has work to do on this roster. A bunch of shtein
Howie built this farging roster. He can go, too.
wentz is garbage
the roster is garbage
the coach is garbage
all things can be true
such a great pic
https://twitter.com/nonorganical/status/1198715178621263873
double sixer skullys
thats phillys real team
https://twitter.com/gbellseattle/status/1198721082884272133
Quote from: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 05:26:49 PM
https://twitter.com/gbellseattle/status/1198721082884272133
Not great, Doug.
Hard to believe someone outsmarted Doug Pederson...
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 04:35:36 PM
Howie has work to do on this roster. A bunch of shtein
He passed on Metcalf and Mcclaurin for JJAW 🤮
i would get more mad about mack being on the roster and signing crap like jmatt
you make the wrong wr pick thats one thing. youve had those 2 bums in your building for years. you know they stink. yet...
I get Matthews, he knows the offense and Wentz is god buddies with him so it was worth a shot. Would take more time to get other receivers up to speed, and all the ones available now who are not accused of sexual assault are terrible.
By the way did Mack have any targets today?
You didn't have to be Albert Einstein to figure out the Eagles game plan today, my freaking five-year-old nephews could've figured that one out.
Just told Seabiscuit I've been so busy with high school soccer and burning the midnight oil at work I just slept in this morning, it was so nice to watch the game on tape and fast forward through all the bullshtein watch the three hour game in less than one hour and even in fast motion you could tell this team is dog shtein.
I'm done making excuses for Wentz. He stinks. A lot of the better quarterbacks have dog shtein for receivers and are getting the job done. Mr. Butterfingers, sit in the pocket too long, Telegraph your pass, Ginger needs to figure this shtein out this off-season or they need to get the next Frank Reich in here because this is going to be one hot mess.
And yes a lot of this shtein falls on Howie. Do the Eagles and Phillies share the same scouting department?
I'm going to defend Wentz here and point out that he made the nicest tackle of anyone on the team today.
I was a little offended as a fan he didn't stop and run in the end zone for the portrait shot.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 02:18:55 PM
Did Carson walk in on his wife blowing some dude last night? His head is not in this game at all.
It might have been two guys spit roasting her.
I just saw this! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
The empty seats halfway through the 4th quarter was an all-time low. I'm sure the movie producer loved to see that (like he gives a shtein).
Knowing exactly what the other team is doing isn't unusual. They're called tendencies for a reason and every team has them.
Every team in the league knew what Green Bay was doing in the 60's. Same for the Steelers in the 70's and so on.
The difference here is they don't have the personnel to execute the plays. And yes, I'm going to use injuries as an excuse because you can't lose the sort of players the Eagles have lost and just plug in replacements that will perform as well. Maybe you get away with 1 or 2 replacements but not 5 or 6.
There's no excusing Wentz's play. There's no "excusing" the fumbles, missed blocks, or piss poor talent from a substitutional perspective. But there is explaining it calmly and rationally, and to me not having Howard, Jeffrey, Jackson, Agholor, Johnson and Brooks has been the primary explanation for the disasters that have unfolded on offense.
There's a lot of different contributing factors to the train wreck we saw yesterday, but I truly don't think that missing Agholor was among them.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 25, 2019, 09:09:55 AM
There's a lot of different contributing factors to the train wreck we saw yesterday, but I truly don't think that missing Agholor was among them.
can say the same for alshon who is done
pimp is a legit loss cause of the field stretching but all the other injuries are just excuses....every team in the league has had similar losses and not had games like yesterday
the patriots are winning games with terrible receivers
the packers won games without davonte adams
the vikings won games without adam theilen
the steelers are winning games with their 3rd string qb
i could go on
your franchise qb is supposed to be able to overcome a missing lineman or a bad wr. not spazz out, regress and play like andy dalton's gingery brother. why did you pay him all that money? maybe just maybe hes not that good.
https://twitter.com/mike_e_kaye/status/1199042387751903233 21
https://twitter.com/mike_e_kaye/status/1199049362237775872 21
So teams are better with their #1 WR on the field?
Yeah, even the Eagles
More Baldinger autopsy footage.
Defense can't stop Rashaad Penny
https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1198955262750658561
Offense (mostly Wentz) can't do shtein
https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1198965353159823360
Play not worth running because the receivers can't get open
https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1199146108318093313
JJAW trips Dillard, Wentz careless. Keystone Kops.
https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1199150286532743169