$47 midnight snack

Started by MURP, November 03, 2005, 11:13:33 AM

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Rome

Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.

The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.

The rest of the world wishes it could be America with every fiber of its being.

MadMarchHare

Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 03, 2005, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.

The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.

The rest of the world wishes it could be America with every fiber of its being.

I was including most of America in my generalization, but your patriotism is noted. Hoo-rah.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Mad-Lad

Screw the Patriots, you Happy Meal eatin' sofa kings!

Wingspan

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rjs246

Holy crap that cracked me up.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

henchmanUK

Quote from: Wingspan on November 03, 2005, 06:21:46 PM
QuoteDONOVAN

IT WUD B DIFICULT FOR ME 2 B ANY MORE MIESRABL3 RIGHT NOW I FEL LIEK TEH WORST PARSON EVAR!111 WTF LOL FIRST LET ME START BY SAYNG TAHT IM TRULY TRULY SORY AND I HAET MYSALF FOR HURTNG U!11! OF AL DA PAOPL3 IN TEH WHOL3 ANTIER WORLD U WER3 HONASTLY DA LAST PARSON TAHT I WUD 3VER WANT 2 WRONG IN ANY WAY1!111! WTF THEIR IS NO EXCUSE AT AL FOR ANYTHNG TAHT HAPENED SO I WONT 3V3N TRY OTHAR THAN 2 SAY AL OF US HAD WAY 2 MUCH 2 DRINK AND I DID A STUPID THNG!!1! OMG LOL I CAN HANDL3 U BNG PIS3D AT ME I ABSOLUTELY DESERV3 IT I CAN 3VEN HANDL3 DA UGLY WORDS TAHT WAR3 EXCHANG3D BTWEN US WUT I CANT HANDL3 IS THINKNG TAHT U SE ME AS A DIFER3NT P3RSON1111 WTF IT IS WEIRD I FEL LIEK I JUST WANT THROUGH A HORIBLE BREAK UP OR SOM3THNG1!11 DA WORLD LOKED FUNY YASTARDAY I CUDNT CRAK A SMIEL IF U PADE ME THEIR R SONGS I CANT LISTEN 2 AND I JUST 1!1! OMG WTF LOL FEL BYOND CRUSHAD!11!! WTF LOL I DONT KNOW IF U MAANT 3VERYTHNG U SADE 2 M3 AND IM HOPNG TAHT U DIDNT1!!1 OMG WTF LOL I KNOW TAHT I WAS WRONG ON MANY L3VELS BUT IM ALSO HOPNG TAHT THIS IS SOM3THNG TAHT W3 CAN DEAL WITH1111! I KNOW IT SOUNDS 2TALY CRAZY AND STUPID BUT U HAEV COMA 2 PLAY SUCH A SIGNIFICANT ROL3 IN MAH LIEF I CANT IMAGIEN MAH DAYS WITHOUT U1!!1!1!! WTF IT IS 2TALY STRANG3 AND WEIRD 2 SAY TAHT AND U CUD SAY TAHT MAH BHAVIOR DIDNT REFLACT TAHT AND U WUD B CORECT1!!111 OMG I HAET FELNG LIEK U HAET ME AND I HAET FELNG LIEK AL OF UR FREINDS THINK IM A TERIBLE P3RSON B/C IM NOT!111!1! I KNOW THEIR IS NOTHNG I CAN SAY OR DO 2 TAEK BAK WUT HAPAN3D BUT I JUST WANT U 2 KNOW TAHT FIGHTNG WIT U WAS JUST ABOUT DA WORST THNG I CUD HAEV AVER IMAGIEND1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL IT WAS RIGHT UP THEIR WIT ONE OF DA UGLEIST NIGHTS OF MAH LIEF AND I WUD GIEV ANYTHNG IN TEH WORLD 2 R3WIND AND FIX IT1!11!1 IM NOT SURE IF U WIL R3SPOND 2 THIS PART OF MA THINKS TAHT U WONT!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL IF NOT 2DAY TH3N MAYB SOM3 OTH3R TIEM!1!! ALSO THX FOR GATNG MAH STUF 2G3THER ALTHOUGH I THINK MAH SUNGLASAS R STIL AT UR HOUSE IF U CUD KEP UR AYES PELAD FOR THEM TAHT WUD B GREAT1!11! OMG WTF I CANT AVAN FOCUS OR WORK 2DAY I CANT EAT I SERIOUSLY FEL LIEK IT WAS AN UGLY BREAK UP AND IM HOPNG AGANEST HOP3S TAHT IT WAS NOT TAHT AND U R NOT DONA WIT MA11!1 WTF PLZ DONT CUT ME OF I RILLY DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE TAHT!1!1!! WTF

IM SO SORY1!1! OMG
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"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

MURP


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MURP on November 04, 2005, 11:39:11 AM
deep fried candy

Ha!  Before I even clicked on the link, I was thinking about the NC State Fair, as I'd heard about them serving fried candy bars.  I've never actually attended this "big deal" event, despite it being held about 8 miles from my home.  One of the reasons is that if they're serving deep-fried Mars bars, and there are actually people buying them... I probably don't want to hang around those people.

MURP

you must go try one and return to us with the verdict.

henchmanUK

"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MURP on November 04, 2005, 11:50:56 AM
you must go try one and return to us with the verdict.

It'll have to wait until next year.  The state fair just ended a couple of weeks ago.

rjs246

I would eat the shtein out of a deep fried candybar. In fact I think I'd eat a deep fried one before I'd eat a regular one.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

hmm, cooking bacon in butter, delicious idea