2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[Don Ho]

Never saw that Ryan Braun attempted inside the park home run highlight.  Even he was cracking up.

[Don Ho]

Mikey!  Great play.

[Don Ho]

Let's go bats!  Cole pitching a helluva a game.

[Don Ho]

Sure feels like Cole's going to get hosed again.  Pitch a 3, 4 hitter, give up a run and no support.  With this lineup, not surprising.

Crowd sure is flat.  Realize the Packers are playing but wake up people.

[Don Ho]

Pence with the triple!   Gomez having a rough night.

[Don Ho]

Out.  Oh well.  Joe West pay back.

[Sgt PSN]

Sure feels like Cole's going to get hosed again.  Pitch a 3, 4 hitter, give up a run and no support.  With this lineup, not surprising.

Prediction FAIL. 

What a great farging rally that's been aided by a missed call on Big John. 

[Don Ho]

I deserve the Rome flame thrower treatment.

Just turned over to the Brewers broadcast.  "Brewers need a rally", really, you think?  Sometimes Wheels isn't the biggest tool in broadcasting.

[Don Ho]

Go ahead you little farg Morgan, start being a bitch again.

[Don Ho]

Uh oh, creepins sweep a double header in New York.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They are clearly better than the Phillies, who only won ONE game today. Bums.

[phillymic2000]

if you are over the age of 10 and ask for a player or ballgirl or whatever to give you a ball OR you bring a glove to a game

then you deserve to die

Well lucky for me the three going with me are, oldest daughter 9, oldest son 8 and daughter is 5. So it's ok for them to ask for a baseball and autograph, right?

[MDS]

yes, of course

though leave your gun in the pick up

[LBIggle]

or you could leave it in his mouth. 

[phillymic2000]

  how did you know I own a pick up and gun? And come on man, I'm not driving the pick up, gas mileage sucks on that thing.