2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[MDS]

kendrick has to stay because hes the long man. im feeling you have a hamels-like personal hatred fom him like igy has with the so cal kid. did he not say hi to you at the cherry hill mall or something?

when lidge gets back the phillies need to make a call on baez or stutes. i think we all know what the answer should be there. the question is: is it better for stutes to be the last man out of the pen or to get regular work in lehigh and stay fresh?

[Sgt PSN]

TMac just called this pitcher a tall drink of water. JFC/

What does Spadaro think about his abs? 

[Rome]

Herndon belongs on this team like hair belongs on Jessica Alba's snatch.

OUT.

Kendrick is staying because Fat Joe is D-O-N-E.

[PhillyGirl]

TMac just called this pitcher a tall drink of water. JFC/

What does Spadaro think about his abs? 

Well, TMac loves his long legs.

[BigEd76]

That whole Andrusek thing, the trivia question about Johnny Bench holding balls in his hand, and all the Utley manlove......even chuggie was embarrassed

[PhillyPhreak54]

Stutes stays, so does professional long man Kyle Kendrick.

David Herndon - the Camden Riversharks are where he belongs.

I am offended that Montgomery and Co continuously shove those two farging announcers down our throats. I like Sarge and enjoy his oddities when he's in the booth.

Wheeler and TMac need to get shanked, Shawshank style.

[Rome]

I lot of times I open up two pages and listen to Franzke & L.A. while watching the picture.  It's a pain in the ass to sync up sometimes but it's worth it.

Those two are such a pleasure to listen to.

[Geowhizzer]

Was out for an anniversry dinner tonight, and listening to the Phils on my iphone in the car (love this modern technology).  I agree wholeheartedly, Franzke (or however you spell it) and LA are lightyears better than Wheeler and the McCarthy. 

At least McCarthy doesn't try to hide his baldness.  Man it up, Wheels, and lose the rug.  No one's fooled.

[rjs246]

What a romantic night.

[Geowhizzer]

What a romantic night.

18 years of wedded bliss, and 3 hours without kids on a school night.   I'm getting close to Rome-old here.

[Sgt PSN]

Let me get this straight.....it's your anniversary, you took the old bag out to dinner, the kids are gone, she's probably got a couple of drinks in her and might be willing to experiment with new things and you're here giving us your opinions on Wheel's rug when you should probably be upstairs munching on hers? 

I don't know if you're an idiot or awesome. 

[Geowhizzer]

Let me get this straight.....it's your anniversary, you took the old bag out to dinner, the kids are gone, she's probably got a couple of drinks in her and you're here giving us your opinions on Wheel's rug? 

I don't know if you're an idiot or awesome. 

Wife doesn't drink and has to be up at 5:30 am.  She went to bed about as soon as we got home.

This time of year is absolutely crazy for teachers (which we both are), so we try to do the romantic thing in July, when there is time.  We just wanted to at least acknowledge the actual date, so we did a little something tonight.  Every other night this week (and mos of the next two) we're both at school long after normal hours, probably not getting home until 7-9pm or so. 

[Sgt PSN]

You really should have just left me trying to decide between idiot and awesome because either one would be infinitely better than the reality you just brought into it. 

[Don Ho]

Let me get this straight.....it's your anniversary, you took the old bag out to dinner, the kids are gone, she's probably got a couple of drinks in her and you're here giving us your opinions on Wheel's rug? 

I don't know if you're an idiot or awesome. 

Wife doesn't drink and has to be up at 5:30 am.  She went to bed about as soon as we got home.

This time of year is absolutely crazy for teachers (which we both are), so we try to do the romantic thing in July, when there is time.  We just wanted to at least acknowledge the actual date, so we did a little something tonight.  Every other night this week (and mos of the next two) we're both at school long after normal hours, probably not getting home until 7-9pm or so. 

Is this why we didn't hear from you for so long?

I for one can think of nothing more romantic than a nice dinner, a few glasses of wine and the bums game on the phone radio.  Hell, I do it most every day.  Alone.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jimmy met two downs syndrome kids before the game and told them he'd park one for them.