2006 Philles Season Thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Lets try Burrell at pitcher

mpmcgraw already has done that.  Repeatedly.

[Geowhizzer]

Burrell = albatross.

Let him go on phantom IR or something.  I'd rather remove the temptation to play him than have him continually farg up the middle of the order.

DFA.

[Rome]

Lets try Burrell at pitcher

mpmcgraw already has done that.  Repeatedly.

Gay jokes are almost as humorous as Mom jokes.  Almost.

Burrell = albatross.

Let him go on phantom IR or something.  I'd rather remove the temptation to play him than have him continually farg up the middle of the order.

DFA.

Designate for assassination?

[rjs246]

Gay jokes are almost as humorous as Mom jokes. Almost.

Off the nuts, please.

[Geowhizzer]

Burrell = albatross.

Let him go on phantom IR or something.  I'd rather remove the temptation to play him than have him continually farg up the middle of the order.

DFA.

Designate for assassination?

Close enough. 

[MDS]

1. Matheison sucks

2. Burrell sucks

3. I got a citation for underage drinking, even though I wasn't actually drinking.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

3. I got a citation for underage drinking, even though I wasn't actually drinking.

Go to court.  The cop never shows up.

[MDS]

Thats the plan. It was actually pretty funny. We were just standing around, eating burgers and talking (there were 2 guys over 21, some other guys under were drinking) and this lady shows up (undercover no less) and wips out her badge and starts demanding ID's. Me and another friend who didnt drink were arguing with them, and they responded with some attitude. This whole thing is just such a waste of time. They can't proove anything, its our word against theirs, and they probably wont show. So....it's just gonna result in a long day at the city courthouse and the judge being bored with his upteenth underage drinking citiation. Yay system!

[rjs246]

Just mail a pipebomb to the courthouse.

[Feva]

... and be sure to leave a return address.

[Sgt PSN]

3. I got a citation for underage drinking, even though I wasn't actually drinking.

Go to court. The cop never shows up.

He's Jewish dude so I think it's safe to say he's got a few dozen lawyers in the family......all of which have already offered their services.  But not for free. 

[MDS]

No doubt. Yids represent.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You don't need a lawyer.  The cop won't show anyway, and if she does, it's obvious she has nothing on you.

[Rome]

It's a good thing that all the rapists, murderers and child molesters in Philly have been caught.  Now they can get down to preventing serious crimes like underage drinking!

farging idiots.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

UNDERCOVER, none the less!