18 years old = high ceiling so this thread has an epic future
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/mlb-celebrity-softball-kate-upton/images/YP4_0904.jpg)
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Horrible+Bosses+New+York+Screening+WUec88-NSjfl.jpg)
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3ERuzYbJJmU/TW8zQDbUUzI/AAAAAAAAFDY/xNMowC4BuIA/s1600/Kate+Upton+SI+BodyPaint+Photos.jpg
not that it matters but, what does she do? model, singer, actress? what? or is she from the Paris Hilton school of being famous.
How fat is that bitch gonna end up?
Right now I'd dehydrate myself farging her, but still... future fatty for sure.
Yeah, I'd rip her in half.
Quote from: Rome on July 16, 2011, 08:21:53 PM
How fat is that bitch gonna end up?
Right now I'd dehydrate myself farging her, but still... future fatty for sure.
Quote from: SunMo on July 16, 2011, 08:00:31 PM
not that it matters but, what does she do? model, singer, actress? what? or is she from the Paris Hilton school of being famous.
jesus christ is this board whiter than i ever imagined
she aint no halle amiright stillupfront's mom
of course she isnt....hence the hottest WHITE girl ever
Quote from: SunMo on July 16, 2011, 08:00:31 PM
not that it matters but, what does she do? model, singer, actress? what? or is she from the Paris Hilton school of being famous.
paris hilton is ugly so shes definitely not from there
the 2nd pic you can really tell how young she is
i mean it wouldnt impede my penis but its just...yea i mean jailbait
you def dont have to worry about her age
i had a full time job when she was still in high school
granted i would throw my life away to sniff her diarrhea, but that feels creepy to me
btw way to many non pic posts
http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/t/tw3.jpg
btw lol at old man romey caring about her weight in 30 years
how about a real woman that isnt 12. heres allison brie. i think im in love with her.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/308257/COMMUNITY-GQ.jpg
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 17, 2011, 01:33:06 AM
btw lol at old man romey caring about her weight in 30 years
says the nearly-as-old wigger posting disturbing cheesecake threads about 18 year-old girls.
Why can't I want to bang Alison Brie AND Kate Upton?
You guys critiquing are incredible. Incredibly gay.
...and this collection (http://fitted24seven.blogspot.com/2011/05/kate-upton-x-jenna-leigh-lingerie.html) now needs to be in this thread, too.
Me so hornee for Kate Upton's colon.
I for one would like to commend IGY for his most useful thread, ever. Bravo.
SI photo gallery (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/11_kate-upton_1.html)
51 pics. Good times.
http://poststuff6.entensity.net/071511/kate.php
Ummmm good god
Best use of slow motion in the history of forever.
Worthy video.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 17, 2011, 04:59:23 PM
http://poststuff6.entensity.net/071511/kate.php
Ummmm good god
(http://gifattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/vince-vaughn-motorboat.gif)
I never so much as heard of this chick before she popped up on :CF and now I'm damn near in love. Well done.
(http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/k/kate-upton-071611-10.jpg)
(http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/k/kate-upton-071611-9.jpg)
(http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/1/119273741_10.jpg)
Quote from: DH on July 18, 2011, 10:48:16 AM
I never so much as heard of this chick before she popped up on :CF and now I'm damn near in love. Well done.
I got my first look at that celebrity softball game. I mean, seriously... You could nit pick here and there, but very few women are more naturally perfect in their late teens.
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 18, 2011, 12:33:05 PM
Quote from: DH on July 18, 2011, 10:48:16 AM
I never so much as heard of this chick before
I got my first look at that celebrity softball game.
i tried my best....
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 25, 2011, 12:57:03 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 13, 2011, 09:39:20 AM
kate upton rockin the douglas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScBLIEX4
is there a better video ever than this?....my god
I wonder how she is at making sandwiches.
that dougie video is about a 14 on the 10 scale
Quote from: DH on July 18, 2011, 01:01:44 PM
that dougie video is about a 14 on the 10 scale
other than certain wire scenes ive never seen a better video
for real?
she's definitely hot as shtein but that awkward white girl dougie is unflattering.
you are very mistaken bro
that chick in that video is the definition of attractive
she oozes gallons of sexiness out of every single effin pore in her body in that video....and after i watch it my penis oozes sexiness out of its pore
she's so playful..some lucky bastich gets to have recess with her..
I wish him well
that tiny skirt is what got me
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 18, 2011, 01:28:00 PM
she oozes gallons of sexiness out of every single effin pore in her body in that video....and after i watch it my penis oozes sexiness out of its pore
Using the word "sexiness" in both of those places cheapens it for her. You're better than that.
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 18, 2011, 12:33:05 PMYou could nit pick here and there, but very few women are more naturally perfect in their late teens.
And even fewer women are more naturally perfect at other ages!
She's alright, but she's no Cliff Lee. I love him.
Quote from: phattymatty on July 18, 2011, 01:14:40 PM
for real?
she's definitely hot as shtein but that awkward white girl dougie is unflattering.
Gotta agree with matty here. If she's not as attractive as she is every person in this thread is calling her a dumb annoying skinny spoiled white american teenage bimbo.
Quote from: SD on July 18, 2011, 09:29:57 PM
If she's not as attractive as she is every person in this thread is calling her a dumb annoying skinny spoiled white american teenage bimbo.
I don't really get why it has to be one or the other. Like Kim Kardashian before her, I'm sure that being directly exposed to her personality or thoughts for any length of time would be a soul-draining experience, but being directly exposed to her body for any length of time would be a cock-draining experience.
Luckily in this thread we are staring at pictures of her tits and not listening to audio clips of her dopey opinions.
(http://cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kate-upton-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-LB.jpg)
Quote from: SD on July 18, 2011, 09:29:57 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on July 18, 2011, 01:14:40 PM
for real?
she's definitely hot as shtein but that awkward white girl dougie is unflattering.
Gotta agree with matty here. If she's not as attractive as she is every person in this thread is calling her a dumb annoying skinny spoiled white american teenage bimbo.
except shes not skinny loves sports and rocked a great dougie...other than that i totally agree
she ripped off a better dougie than john wall ever has and she a throws a baseball better than him
WIN
The only thing that can ruin her is if starts dating John Wall.
Or gets too fat. Or too skinny.
what makes her a sports lover? because she was in the SI swimsuit edition or because she used her comp seats at the garden?
because shes said it in numerous interviews and goes to games all the time...nba is her thing but she likes all sports
don't even challenge igy on this
he reads entertainment magazines
id read a story about kate upton if it were written on some used toilet paper
she wont have sex with you, you know
(http://heavenisrighthere.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kate-Upton.jpg)
She's got weird thumbs.
OUT.
Quote from: phattymatty on July 19, 2011, 08:59:19 AM
what makes her a sports lover? because she was in the SI swimsuit edition or because she used her comp seats at the garden?
She's not, she just pretends to so she appeals to the common folk and not just the hoity toity crowd. Women who say they're into sports are by and large full of shtein. I'm not saying they don't exist, because PG is living proof that some women are just as into sports as men, but the ones who say they're huge sports fans are only so when it conveniences them. Watch a game with a bunch of people of both sexes and the men are into the game and the women gossip about nonsense.
I had a friend who was a bigger Eagles fan than I was. I mean she knew everything about the Birds. She watched the games with us at the Pub, went to training camp and roadies, pored over the draft, played fantasy football, the whole kit & caboodle.
Then she got married to some dick who didn't care about football and she disappeared into his interests. It's really freaky how that happens.
Too bad too because she was a good looking broad and prettied up the ugliness that is Eagles fans in Daytona Beach.
Pretty sure SD is getting to the point where he will either go gay or go eunuch.
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 19, 2011, 07:03:48 PM
Pretty sure SD is getting to the point where he will either go gay or go eunuch.
I'm enlightened.
And always remember, I'm here to help.
I like vagina too much to see your light.
People who love vagina don't get married.
Now let that sit and stir for a bit.
Lesbians get married in some states.
Quote from: General_Failure on July 19, 2011, 07:27:22 PM
Lesbians get married in some states.
Lesbians have a vagina...apples and oranges.
What they put up there is none of my business.
Quote from: SD on July 19, 2011, 06:38:03 PMWatch a game with a bunch of people of both sexes and the men are into the game and the women gossip about nonsense.
You do realize that you are gossiping about nonsense yourself, right? I mean, you do understand that sports don't matter, right?
It's just a bunch of entertainment. Like women follow celebrities, men follow sports. Same difference.
Quote from: Diomedes on July 19, 2011, 08:02:34 PM
Quote from: SD on July 19, 2011, 06:38:03 PMWatch a game with a bunch of people of both sexes and the men are into the game and the women gossip about nonsense.
You do realize that you are gossiping about nonsense yourself, right? I mean, you do understand that sports don't matter, right?
It's just a bunch of entertainment. Like women follow celebrities, men follow sports. Same difference.
You're taking the subject - which is women acting like they follow sports - and taking it out of the context of this conversation.
I don't claim to follow celebrities. When I do you can call me on acting like I follow them but really don't...because that's what women do with sports.
That's funny, I thought the subject was your pathological hatred of women and their frivolous behavior and what I've done is proven that what you're really doing is crying about how much you hate yourself because you too are preoccupied by frivolty and have an aching puss.
Take that, sir.
I love women.
I have a daughter, was raised primarily by my Mother who had me when she was 16 and my Grandmother (only saw my dad every other Sunday). Sorry if I don't fawn all over some 19 year old model that does the dougie at a Lakers game(I didn't even know what the farg the dougie was until that stupid video). If you can't see how pathetic it is that men automatically elevate a womans status based on her looks then there's no help for any of you. Ooooh...she's hot, and she's wearing a Nats hat, she's a sports fan. Look, hot chick is doing a stupid dance, just like the bimbo's at a nightclub. She's the coolest. Let's be honest, she wears that crap to appeal to the average person, if you think for a second that she's a sports fan than you're just proving my point. It's all a ruse to fool idiots into thinking she's something she's not.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Sorry, all I got from that was women and appealing. I'm with you on that.
All i got is formal navy closet meat magnet
Quote from: Diomedes on July 19, 2011, 08:02:34 PM
Quote from: SD on July 19, 2011, 06:38:03 PMWatch a game with a bunch of people of both sexes and the men are into the game and the women gossip about nonsense.
You do realize that you are gossiping about nonsense yourself, right? I mean, you do understand that sports don't matter, right?
It's just a bunch of entertainment. Like women follow celebrities, men follow sports. Same difference.
take it from someone who follows both....they are not even close to the same thing...sports is life....entertainment is well entertainment
(http://kentuckysportsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kate-upton-burger.jpg)
Quote from: SD on July 19, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
I love women.
I have a daughter, was raised primarily by my Mother who had me when she was 16 and my Grandmother (only saw my dad every other Sunday). Sorry if I don't fawn all over some 19 year old model that does the dougie at a Lakers game(I didn't even know what the farg the dougie was until that stupid video). If you can't see how pathetic it is that men automatically elevate a womans status based on her looks then there's no help for any of you. Ooooh...she's hot, and she's wearing a Nats hat, she's a sports fan. Look, hot chick is doing a stupid dance, just like the bimbo's at a nightclub. She's the coolest. Let's be honest, she wears that crap to appeal to the average person, if you think for a second that she's a sports fan than you're just proving my point. It's all a ruse to fool idiots into thinking she's something she's not.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
That was a Clippers game, idiot.
i need to frequent these nightclubs that have kate uptons running around in them
and kate uptons sister works for the jets....her whole family are huge sports fans...yes i know its crazy that women can like sports but its true...shtein if women didnt love sports id never have one because that a prerequisite and frankly no non sports loving girl would put up with me
Somebody asked her about the lockout so she called a locksmith.
Wow, that girl is a perfect 10. Actually, the scale of 1-10 doesn't go high enough for her. I don't care what her iq might be or if she's really into sports. You can be a fan and not know everything about a team.
More pics please.
I know plenty of women who are sports fans, just as much (although not more as thats not possible) as pg is. It's not that farfetched for any women to be a sports fan.
Quote from: shorebird on July 20, 2011, 04:29:02 PM
I know plenty of women who are sports fans, just as much (although not more as thats not possible) as pg is. It's not that farfetched for any women to be a sports fan.
How many of those women are super models?
SD, you picked the wrong fight. More Kate, less Kate Hate
(http://s4.guyism.com/up/kate-upton-cleavage-guess-006.jpg)
(http://s4.guyism.com/up/kate-upton-cleavage-guess-005.jpg)
Quote from: SD on July 20, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: shorebird on July 20, 2011, 04:29:02 PM
I know plenty of women who are sports fans, just as much (although not more as thats not possible) as pg is. It's not that farfetched for any women to be a sports fan.
How many of those women are super models?
None of 'em. Matter of fact, if KH is a 10, most of 'em would be -2 or -3.
^That top pic looks like a classic 60's shot. Beautiful.
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kate_upton_beach_bunny_swimwear_merecdes_benz_fashion_week_swim_2012_miami_beach_july_15_2011_6.jpg)
Umm...
nice diaper
so how much does she get paid to walk in a show? I presume it's more than a one day thing for her..she's gotta be measured, etc...
how does that work? for one day of walking and whatever it takes surrounding that, what's her fee?
Quote from: Diomedes on July 24, 2011, 07:41:00 PM
so how much does she get paid to walk in a show? I presume it's more than a one day thing for her..she's gotta be measured, etc...
how does that work? for one day of walking and whatever it takes surrounding that, what's her fee?
starting a CF collection?
this group? give money?
lol
i sweat money
lemme know if you need any ditch digger
i need some
Dude, you have a honey at home.
Get a baby sitter, book a room, have her get dressed up, get her drunk, take her dancing, tie her up, watch porn with her, mutually stimulate your anuses, in no particular order.
She's beautiful, drop dead gorgeous.
But something tells me she'll be Anna Nicole Smith (not dead, the later version) in a few years....
I'm pretty sure I can see her weenis in that picture Rome posted.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 25, 2011, 05:42:51 PM
She's beautiful, drop dead gorgeous.
But something tells me she'll be Anna Nicole Smith (not dead, the later version) in a few years....
There's plenty of money to be made when you're fat and drop dead gorgeous.
Just as Kevin James.
New photos/video (http://www.complex.com/girls/2011/08/kate-upton-hot-complex-gallery-interview-video)
Proof that prayers can be answered:
QuoteI love my body because I used to not be as curvy. I used to get made fun of for being so short and completely flat-chested. I prayed every day. All I wanted was to have big boobs and to be tall. Since I got what I wanted I'm very happy about it.
(http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/GIRLS/2011/08/katecow620h.jpg)
I'd do both of 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QyCE9JGADk
Quote from: FastFreddie on August 02, 2011, 12:59:50 PM
New photos/video (http://www.complex.com/girls/2011/08/kate-upton-hot-complex-gallery-interview-video)
Proof that prayers can be answered:
QuoteI love my body because I used to not be as curvy. I used to get made fun of for being so short and completely flat-chested. I prayed every day. All I wanted was to have big boobs and to be tall. Since I got what I wanted I'm very happy about it.
(http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/GIRLS/2011/08/katecow620h.jpg)
that cows like "who farted!?"
i dont think its possible to be this dumb but god damn do i love this woman
http://www.youtube.com/v/V2_oLUi_sbM
there aren't many people on the sideline smarter than her..she fits right in
jocks and cheerleaders
Quote from: Diomedes on September 24, 2011, 08:10:39 PM
there aren't many people on the sideline smarter than her..she fits right in
jocks and cheerleaders
Don't forget sideline reporters. And security.
The coaching staff and the camera techs might be the only sideline people even capable of tying their own shoes.
The lighter coaches, anyway.
Tried watching the video. I lost it at "enjoying 9/11."
So an 18 year old model isn't smart? What is the world coming too?
shes either drunk or has a learning disability
either way i dont see how this matters
I suspected the drunk part while watching. Pretty sure the reporter was hoping she'd try and Namath him.
That video ruined her for me
I saw a girl this weekend in Wildwood who was maybe the hottest women I have ever seen. I mean, I've been around celebrities and lived in San Diego for a decade but this girl was a stone cold 10. Blondes aren't really my thing but this girl was unbelievable. I saw her at the beer distributor which made her that much hotter. Wish I was a little drunker, I would have ninja pic'd her.
Her sister is a gdamn assistant for the team..she makes it out to be like she's in the front office. Here she is..
(http://media.linkedin.com/mpr/pub/image-5vOTruQpGNzc_HSk52f-r48p-RpG0emkeZscr_KX-njpfTYB/christie-upton.jpg)
Do you have a smaller pic of her?
(http://media.linkedin.com/mpr/pub/image-5vOTruQpGNzc_HSk52f-r48p-RpG0emkeZscr_KX-njpfTYB/christie-upton.jpg)
find me a bigger one
(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1247310316/grad.jpg)
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3033/uptons.jpg)
(she's on the left)
good. now make me a sammich.
that's mom on the right?
yumm
Quote from: DH on September 26, 2011, 01:22:31 PM
good. now make me a sammich.
You want that with semen or mayonnaise?
I thought you knew me better than that
As long as it isn't Miracle Whip.
mayonnaise is racist
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I don't remember anyone posting the following pics....NSFW, but safe for my pants! From the date of the link, April 3, 2011...its old...but it's never been soooo good, oh yeah! :drool
http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blog/show?id=784568%3ABlogPost%3A24431340&commentId=784568%3AComment%3A24434858&xg_source=activity
(http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx297/DWTSB/good-god-kate-upton-3.gif)
God
Damn!
those things are so loose, you know they will hang like nutsacks in five years
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kate_upton_halloween_2011_6.jpg)
Her 15 minutes are jussssssst about up.
She's too old to dress up on Halloween. Sunny and MDS will surely hate this picture.
stick cankles
shes out
Kate Upton is the first time we've all agreed on a girl. She's still farging hot. She's very farging hot and I want to cash my rape dollars on her. In her.
Smart Water is good stuff.
I don't know if I'll be too concerned about her thirst while raping her, but I guess it couldn't hurt?
It definitely won't with you farging her with your pinto bean-sized dick.
Of course not. It will be with the big black strap-on your wife gave me. She gave it to me because it's too worn out and the tip looks like a hammer head it's so flat now.
That's only because my Mom gave it to her as a wedding present.
No one knows you better than your mom. How sweet.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 01, 2011, 08:28:14 PM
She's too old to dress up on Halloween. Sunny and MDS will surely hate this picture.
Haha.
The more pics of Kate Upton, and the less babble from you good folk, the better.
Let's go, more pics. Chop chop!
gq's model of the year
http://www.gq.com/women/photos/201112/model-kate-upton-interview#slide=1
http://www.gq.com/video/videos/model-kate-upton-interview
(http://www.gq.com/images/women/2011/12/kate-upton/kate-upton05.jpg)
You mean a bunch of dandy Romes who wear five thousand dollar suits and obsess over cologne found her attractive? Who came in second - Lady Gaga?
You're hip if you read it "just it for the articles."
sanchez gettin some
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sanchez_in_huddle_with_secret_beauty_PwIIiDyYXi937I3drDgnQP
you're welcome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE2zCtwCpco&feature=player_embedded
Oh, how I've grown to love that woman. :drool
(https://p.twimg.com/AihF9QqCQAAfZuC.jpg)
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/198/6198/382484.jpg)
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/198/6198/382485.gif)
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/926/5926/382472.jpg)
(http://images.celebstar.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Upton-in-Beach-Bunny-bikini-models-2012-Collection-4.jpg)
(http://images.celebstar.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Upton-in-Beach-Bunny-bikini-models-2012-Collection-7.jpg)
(http://images.celebstar.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Upton-in-Beach-Bunny-bikini-models-2012-Collection-2.jpg)
(http://images.celebstar.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Upton-in-Beach-Bunny-bikini-models-2012-Collection-18.jpg)
http://www.thewrap.com/media/column-post/kate-uptons-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-cover-leaked-early-photo-35350
that aint fair
I may have to take some time off from work for this
way better than the cover.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/video/kate-upton-outtake.html
:drool
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/hmih7.gif)
Nice
I'm sure its been said before, but this is the by far the greatest thread in the history of :CF
http://deadspin.com/5885390/kate-upton-hangs-up-on-colin-cowherd-after-he-asks-what-shes-wearing-how-much-she-gets-paid
hangs up on Colin Cowherd today
(http://i.imgur.com/vNiKG.gif)
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/video/kate-upton-intimate.html
nom
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kate_upton_muse_magazine_3.jpg
you sir are a patriot
nice shoes
Damn.
I love this broad but what does it say about the US that we are still lusting over a dead celebrity from the 50s so much that every model and starlet feels compelled to make themselves look exactly like her in photo shoots 60 years later?
youre thinking way too deep about it brother
enjoy the tits and ass and look no further
i hope someone tries to look like kate upton in 50 years
this girl can wear what she wants, when she wants it and theres not a damn thing you or anyone else can do to stop her
she's definitely bangin but she still dances like an awkward white chick.
I think you meant awesome. Awesome white chick.
if you dont like her dougie then you root for the terrorists
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 24, 2012, 12:25:07 PM
if you dont like her dougie then you root for the terrorists
IGY will be enshrined in the CF Hall of Fame with these words on his plaque.
Quote from: phattymatty on February 24, 2012, 10:43:10 AM
she's definitely bangin but she still dances like an awkward white chick.
On point
(http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/ah/ac/be/aa/kateuptondancing.gif)
(http://i.minus.com/iiKcOQHMz1h7G.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/CarlsJr
Effective marketing.
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/835/5835/415713.jpg)
awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEr6vzlpXpc
She just seems like a really fun, cool chick to hang out with. Wish I was her friend. Maybe one day.
lol @ a fun to hang out with
shes a farging retarded white girl with massive tits thats not insanely thin
thats it, thats the list
Quote from: MDS on March 07, 2012, 09:40:26 PM
lol @ a fun to hang out with
shes a farging retarded white girl with massive tits thats not insanely thin
thats it, thats the list
Bingo
I don't see the big deal. Yeah she's out of my league and I'd like to bang her but other than that who gives a shtein about her personality which I find to be slightly annoying.
Most bitches are annoying...she actually seems cool. Not saying she's going to quote shakespeare or discuss the Higgs Boson particle with you...but she's a girl that seems better than the average girl...and she's hot.
She also knows loves and knows more about sports than half this board
Quote from: hbionic on March 07, 2012, 09:50:35 PM
Most bitches are annoying...she actually seems cool. Not saying she's going to quote shakespeare or discuss the Higgs Boson particle with you...but she's a girl that seems better than the average girl...and she's hot.
shes a vapid, stupid model who thinks and knows shes incredibly hot
in other words youre better off having a conversation with a piece of bark
You're probably right. But you're ruining my fantasy by talking, so shut it!
Less talk, more pix, dickfaces.
What the farg is wrong with you people?
ferocious issues
http://julienki.tumblr.com/post/7661735497/kate-upton-in-slow-motion
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2012, 08:04:06 PM
http://julienki.tumblr.com/post/7661735497/kate-upton-in-slow-motion
POTY.
She's got no ass...but god I love her.
Quote from: hbionic on March 16, 2012, 12:34:02 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 15, 2012, 08:04:06 PM
http://julienki.tumblr.com/post/7661735497/kate-upton-in-slow-motion
POTY.
I thought it was the post of 2011 when Seabiscuit posted it on page 2... but I guess it could be the post of 2012 too since SB's link is broken now.
that link includes more of her runway stuff in a better quality picture at a closer range than anything before it
leave the kate stuff to me
Save the musings on her personality for the "I want to be Kate Upton's gay friend" thread.
Happy Easter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN6nyAvUse0
jesus
was that her sucking vodka out of a pet store drip?
(http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/k/kate-upton-nun-040212-%20(1).jpg)
I'm starting to hate this broad, that Easter video put me over the edge.
shes basically the white woman version of the wire
not even close
Ok, I'll say it. Kate Upton's legs are not hot. From the waist up, she's fine. But from the belt down she is as average as it gets.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 07, 2012, 11:36:53 PM
Ok, I'll say it. Kate Upton's legs are not hot. From the waist up, she's fine. But from the belt down she is as average as it gets.
Which is what makes her so perfect. I love her.
oh the pretty girl with the huge tits doesnt have awesome legs
oh how terrible
lol
i think one of her tits is like 2 millimeters longer than the other.
whore.
Quote from: MDS on April 08, 2012, 02:39:11 AM
oh the pretty girl with the huge tits doesnt have awesome legs
oh how terrible
I'm a legs and ass man. Tits are nice, but if they aren't adequate then bigger ones can always be bought. Of course, I know you're not really in a position to be picky about physical features on a woman so I understand that you're willing to let certain things slide.
you're welcome
http://youtu.be/MCUnWIs88CQ
i like her less every time i see her dance. stop it. find something you're better at. maybe taking your clothes totally off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7hPAgN3hP8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7hPAgN3hP8)
Cat Daddy contest...i approve of more of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtGiK6nQYQ
Those two HAVE to be the hottest women on earth. That one in white is my new target favorite.
Enjoy boys *yes I know its PSed...but funny still*
(http://www.the700level.com/gallery_images/11996_196384.jpg)
Sadly, it took me a minute to even see the hat. And, no, I'm not kidding.
Sadly is you saying sadly to such a natural phenomenon.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JEl3bUoqudA/T6LVPh2Hp5I/AAAAAAAABM0/eMO5DK4nawg/s1600/upton.png)
http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2012/05/kate-upton-outtakes-0503-03-600x494.jpg
http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2012/05/kate-upton-outtakes-0503-02-600x494.jpg
just move your farging hands jesus christ
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/11/article-2142901-13098926000005DC-272_634x1019.jpg)
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER THUMBS?!?
Absolutely nothing.
Quote from: Rome on May 11, 2012, 06:22:40 PM
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER THUMBS?!?
they arent in my ass
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 12, 2012, 09:25:40 AM
Quote from: Rome on May 11, 2012, 06:22:40 PM
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER THUMBS?!?
they arent in my ass
Based on this response, it seems like your love for her almost matches mine. I cannot have any competition. We will have to fight to the death. When we meet in New Orleans, I will shake your hand, buy you a beer, we'll finish our meal, have a great time in N.O....and hopefully by the end, remember to kill you. Again, this is a one man fantasy. Her thumbs should be up my ass, not yours.
Good day sir.
i saw her first and look at the idiocy i had to put up with in the first few pages of this thread
i get this one
Look, she does have two thumbs...maybe if we're facing the opposite direction, we can each get one?
This thread just got even gayer...if that is even possible
Stay out of this.
nm
this place can ruin anything. i seriously hate this bitch, just because of this thread.
and her awful dancing and birdie legs.
if you hate katie you hate yourself.....
talk to me buddy
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 13, 2012, 12:25:35 PM
if you hate katie you hate yourself.....
talk to me buddy
:-D
(http://i.imgur.com/dFk73.gif)
repost, I know
farg you
that cant be posted enough...in fact iti should be the site banner
Those are special...
(http://a.yfrog.com/img876/8408/z4eqy.jpg)
does that picture turn you on?
not as much as the pic of her in a onesie...but yes
http://bcove.me/baptgvgj
she is so farging stupid
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kate-upton-its-a-wrap.gif)
Bam2
As average as she is from the waist down, them titties are phenomenal.
new gq cover girl....simply amazing
http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/kate-upton-02.jpg
(http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/kate-upton-03.jpg)
(http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/kate-upton-04.jpg)
http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/kate-upton-06.jpg
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 06, 2012, 07:52:13 PM
As average as she is from the waist down, them titties are phenomenal.
Unless you have carnal knowledge of her, I'm not sure how "average from the waist down" is any sort of problem at all.
It's not a problem if you're into chicks who look like 10 year old lady boys from the waist down. I prefer women with some curves.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 19, 2012, 02:16:11 PM
It's not a problem if you're into chicks who look like 10 year old lady boys from the waist down.
wtf?
Her legs are not much different than this guy's.
(http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv148/AmigoTrader/Various/Family%20Guy/SeamusV-Photo1.jpg)
I prefer the hour glass figure.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 19, 2012, 02:27:16 PM
Her legs are not much different than this guy's.
(http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv148/AmigoTrader/Various/Family%20Guy/SeamusV-Photo1.jpg)
I prefer the hour glass figure.
Seriously man. Come on.
This is Sarge's way of saying that he likes fat chicks.
Yeah, Sarge, go back to your tent with RJS in the Jessica Alba camp.
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 19, 2012, 02:38:44 PM
This is Sarge's way of saying that he likes fat chicks.
the irony here is that upton has had a good amount of criticism from haters saying shes fat....shes sinced toned up quite a bit but for a superstar model shes about as curvy as youll see
shes certainly not kim kardashian but sarge is the first person ive ever heard say shes skinny and looks like a 10 year old boy
It's what he thinks about when he sees a hot woman....a 10-year old boy.
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 19, 2012, 03:01:14 PM
the irony here is that upton has had a good amount of criticism from haters saying shes fat....shes sinced toned up quite a bit but for a superstar model shes about as curvy as youll see
shes certainly not kim kardashian but sarge is the first person ive ever heard say shes skinny and looks like a 10 year old boy
I will agree that in the world of super models, yeah...she's the "fat one." But I find super models to mostly be unattractive because they're obnoxiously skinny.
Kim K, Beyonce, Tyra, etc....those are my body preferences. Like I said....curvy. And she doesn't look like a 10 yr old boy.....just her hips and legs. I love her face though and there's no one on earth who can hate on them breastessess.
And it's not like I'd kick her out of bed. I'd smash the hell out of her. But if I'm going to have a "celebrity crush" it's not her.
We have ourselves a heretic!
Sarge's dream threesome includes the girl from "Precious" and Justin Bieber.
in the upcoming new issue of spanish vogue
(http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/22/22/1Kate-Upton-Vogue-Spain-July-2012-580x435.jpg)
(http://cdn04.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/22/22/4Kate-Upton-Vogue-Spain-July-2012-435x580.jpg)
(http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/22/22/5Kate-Upton-Vogue-Spain-July-2012-435x580.jpg)
(http://cdn04.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/22/22/7Kate-Upton-Vogue-Spain-July-2012-435x580.jpg)
(http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/22/22/2Kate-Upton-Vogue-Spain-July-2012-435x580.jpg)
(http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/22/22/8Kate-Upton-Vogue-Spain-July-2012-435x580.jpg)
Skinny boy legs!
Pretty much. She's been taking that new wonder drug Noassatall.
(http://www.gq.com/images/style/2012/06/european-fashion-week/gq-milan-party/ping-pong-1.jpg)
http://youtu.be/iWeYcXNsBPI
http://www.skinnygossip.com/kate-upton-is-well-marbled/
This might be the worst website ever
http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/outtake-04.jpg
http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/outtake-02.jpg
PORN OR GTFO
Quote from: Rome on July 30, 2012, 08:27:21 PM
PORN OR GTFO
Stay out of our thread you old farging man. Go rub one out to Mila or Jessie.
I'm saying she needs to do porn and only a come guzzling gutter $20 fag like you would misunderstand that.
That's funny, I took you for saying that she needed to do porn otherwise you wouldn't give her the time of day, so don't bother posting wet t-shirt photos.
Forgive me if that's right, but you say a lot of stupid shtein so you have to understand.
I post a lot of stupid shtein. I don't say a thing.
And you were right, she needs to do porn. Immediately. Lesbian porn too. No cocks.
Quote from: Rome on July 30, 2012, 08:49:42 PM
I'm saying she needs to do porn and only a come guzzling gutter $20 fag like you would misunderstand that.
No one cares about what you're saying. Stay out of this thread cock monger.
Step 1: Recieve magazine in the mail.
Step 2: Tear off address sticker immediately.
http://i.imgur.com/9SDd5.jpg
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7873/kateuptoncontributermag.jpg
Rome, I'm so hoping that you didn't take this picture personally.
doubtful...but i bet he has some compromising photos of bonnie vukovich
As preposterously hot as she is, I'll admit to having some Kate Upton fatigue. Basically, she needs to stop talking, get naked, and farg on camera. Then I'll care again.
In my mind, she's an inexeperienced girl who is saving what she has left for me. Inexperienced, but willing to try anything 10 times.
Quote from: FastFreddie on August 16, 2012, 12:32:36 PM
As preposterously hot as she is, I'll admit to having some Kate Upton fatigue. Basically, she needs to stop talking, get naked, and farg on camera. Then I'll care again.
Be careful. Someone might criticize you for suggesting this...
Quote from: Rome on July 30, 2012, 08:27:21 PM
PORN OR GTFO
That pic you posted on this page has removed you from 'Cock Monger' status. You done good Rome, you done good.
Well, you are the resident expert on mongering cock.
Recognition. Finally, all the hard work has paid off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Shu7xY4QU
Kate on the cover of Cosmo this month. I would love to impregnate her in that dress she's wearing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOQ_XBDv1XU&feature=player_embedded
day over.
she goes back back SI swimsuit covers
(http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/upton-sports/kate-upton-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-cover-2013.jpg)
seriously justin verlander
AJ Mccarrons girlfriend is much hotter
SI body paint photos
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 12, 2013, 09:20:58 AM
SI body paint photos
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html
Well.
She's looking thick, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Looks the same to me. Pretty face, great tits and a bunch of meh the rest of the way down.
Jessica G and Irina...bang!
Quote from: SD on February 09, 2013, 07:36:05 AM
AJ Mccarrons girlfriend is much hotter
http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/12/kate-upton-vs-katherine-webb-whod-you-rather/
or should this go in the hip hop thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thR-DUxmQMc&feature=youtu.be
she has difficulty talking
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kate-upton-dancing-skullcandy.gif)
For anyone who just wants a 5 second clip to beat off to...
http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread-hit-list/sports-illustrated-model-kate-upton-talks-bikinis--curves--and-antarctica--230915134.html
lost interest when I reached the part in the link that said "kate-upton-talks."
did not click
lol at caring what a women you will never meet says on the internet....then again you are a massive feelings catcher so i can actually see you telling the truth about not clicking
she's an idiot, I don't care to hear her talk about anything
to hear her talk would require actually listening to anything she says
hence, I don't click on links that say "kate talks"
see, we agree
she is not ugly
http://www.vogue.com/magazine/article/the-kate-effect-kate-uptons-first-vogue-cover/#/magazine-gallery/kate-upton-june-2013/1
http://video.vogue.com/watch/behind-the-scenes-on-kate-upton-first-cover-shoot
And here it is, as naked as you will ever see her:
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sf360.gif (http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sf360.gif)
nah at some point shell wash up and will do some glamour modelling job for vogue or something
(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images3/bigimages3/kate_upton_choppers_spring_.jpg)
(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images3/bigimages3/kate_upton_choppers_spring__2.jpg)
(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images3/bigimages3/kate_upton_choppers_spring__3.jpg)
That's it. It's over. No need to look at another woman again. Those first two pics are heaven.
yeah as shes grown up shes getting hotter and hotter
She is beauty personified.
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Kate-Upton-on-a-Horse.gif
NSFW. I REPEAT, NSFW!
oscar winner 2014, right there
she has ugly tits...there, I said it
theyre cartoonishly big...but shes got a thickness to her so it flies
I think her tits are fine. She's got a horrible lower body. LOL @ little guy thinking she's thick.
she aint no stick
She's 5'10/130. She'd have to gain 10lbs to be a stick.
youd like a stick wouldnt you
shes skinny for the TGIF bar scene and shes fat for the supermodel scene
:-D TGIF bar scene.
Havas is skinny for the TGIF bar scene, so that's really all you need to know about that.
yeah sarge nailed it....from the waist up she can get it no question, below the waist is very avg....and with no real ass to speak of she scores an 8 all around
Kate Upton hates all you objectifying jerks (http://www.latimes.com/features/image/alltherage/la-ar-kate-upton-not-a-toy-in-elle-20130808,0,707927.story)
QuoteIn the accompanying interview, she said she felt terrible about herself after her famous first Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover because in the aftermath men she met treated her like a "bachelor present or something. I'm not a toy
Deep in the pits of my imagination, I hold out hope that I one day will be able to squeeze those fun bags of hers. And I agree, she is not a toy.
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/1712/ebqo.png)
Boom.
Video of photo session on the vomit comet. (http://"http://petapixel.com/2014/02/19/bts-sports-illustrated-photographs-bikini-clad-kate-upton-zero-gravity/")
http://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/assets/media/gallery/cook-islands/kate-upton/op44-194187-raw1200.jpg
i'll say it. she doesn't do it for me anymore. TOO OLD.
(http://www.agencynewbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Woodson.jpg)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ScreenShot2014-08-16at81857AM_zps62b56514.png