The Hip-Hop Thread

[smeags]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzGgAtuwgLo


Well, bust how I'm flippin, flappin
Rippin up the rappin
Look at the way I kick it, I'm wicked, it happen
One night in Manhatten, chillin, buggin
Me and some of the crew went around to this club and
Peeped it, scoped it, hope the shtein was rockin
Stuns by the bunch had the hunch they was clockin
Stepped up, dressed up, the young got some weed back
Honey got done then begun talkin to me, jack
I kicked slang to her, all my stillupfront's moms knew her
I wanted to gas ahead and take her back to the sewer
To do her, screw her
I knew I had to hush
When I felt my belly drop and the spot turned to mush
Um, shush shush, I need me a push
I felt loosey bubblin, trouble in my tush
Then the gush came gushin, rushin, splat!
The juice hooked my BVDS quick like that
Smack, I biggity-broke my bitch from behind
Tried ta shake it, fake it
But yo I couldn't hide from...

Hook

Well, dosey-do your partner as I start the intro
Cos nobody does it better, correcta-mondo
Back in '86 I was dick with the skills
Playin ball in the gym with my stillupfront's mom from the Ville
I was runnin it like the trooper, had no time to play the small cat
I had it goin on, word to mother I was all that, black
So one day, believe it or not, I'm chillin
I was playin against these stillupfront's moms from The Bronx for some chitlins
So bust it, I'm in it with my coojas, gimme the rock, G
I float like a butterfly and kick like karate
I scored 26, I caught a fake and now I'm Audi
I'm takin it to the hoop and then this kid tried to foul me
(HAAA!) Boom to the gutter, I hit the floor, I wanted to flip
I couldn't, damn, all of a sudden I had to shtein
So I dipped to the sewer, I couldn't control the shtein because it
Slipped past my meatcicle, drip drip like a faucet
Down past my shorts and hit the court and all of a sudden
Girls were gettin sick, all my stillupfront's moms they was buggin
I made it to the bowl leavin behind a trail of dookie
My drawers are soakin wet and I'll never forget the day I met....

[ice grillin you]

theres a hip hop brewery around the corner from me that names a lot of its beers after the golden age

next week they have a czechoslovakian pilsner dropping called 'czech the technique'...and its all you can drink for 20 bucks on st pattys day

[ice grillin you]

happy 30th birthday CM

[smeags]

that makes my drive home soundtrack selection easy for today.

[ice grillin you]

p nut johnson and not my johnson

pour one out

[ice grillin you]

whos in with me and matty?

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-hip-hop-old-school-hip-hop-bar-crawl-tickets-32862763410?aff=erelexpmlt

[Rome]

The Tupac trailer played today at the movies.   Spooky.  I couldn't figure out if it was Tupac, an actor portraying him or a CGI thing like Paul Walker. 

Anyway, the movie looked like it might be pretty good. 

[ice grillin you]

tupac cant die enough times

[Rome]

Racist

[Sgt PSN]

Came across Bulworth the other day while channel hopping.  Forgot how good the soundtrack for that was.  Joints & Jam from BEP before they started selling out. 

[SD]

tupac cant die enough times

[PhillyPhreak54]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZI00s3_X-Y

so buttery

[ice grillin you]

it was all a dream

greatest rapper dead or alive....would have been 45

[Sgt PSN]

On that note, the owner of the apt building in Brooklyn with the Biggie mural on it is probably going to remove it unless he starts getting paid $1250/month.

http://ambrosiaforheads.com/2017/05/dead-wrong-a-bed-stuy-biggie-smalls-mural-down/

[ice grillin you]

im high post higher than most

not from france but i eat french toast