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Title: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: MDS on September 19, 2022, 11:28:41 PM
(https://content.osgnetworks.tv/wildfowl/content/photos/carson-wentz-holding-2-ducks.jpg)
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 19, 2022, 11:31:02 PM
Those are ducks, not Eagles.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 19, 2022, 11:33:45 PM
They're a metaphor for the passes he throws after scrambling around for no real reason.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 19, 2022, 11:35:25 PM
McLaurin Dotson and Samuel are no joke.  Eagles have to get after Wentz.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 19, 2022, 11:39:19 PM
Even if they don't, he'll try his best to do some sick spins around them.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: MDS on September 19, 2022, 11:39:51 PM
75% eagles crowd, tons of momentum, possibly my presence and a detested former qb....what could possibly go wrong
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 19, 2022, 11:57:11 PM
Obviously we know Wentz can be forced into mistakes. So Gannon will have to dial it up and maybe he will do one of his patented left handed 720 spin INT on his own two yard line jawns

Their WRs are formidable.

Stay focused and knock these fools out. FedEx will be The Linc South again
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2022, 12:03:05 AM
man peep their sked...they have 2 high level qbs left on the sked, murray and covid foot

they really have it in front of them to be a 1 or 2 seed
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: ice grillin you on September 20, 2022, 12:06:58 AM
I hope this isn't a jinx but I can't believe how healthy they have been since the opening of camp....that never happens...they really haven't had one serious injury and normally I feel like there's two starters out for the year by now
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2022, 03:48:42 AM
I ain't saying shtein as I'm still scarred from number five coming back to the linc and beating birds as a taterskin.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 20, 2022, 06:53:16 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 20, 2022, 12:06:58 AMthey really haven't had one serious injury and normally I feel like there's two starters out for the year by now

Well, they did lose It's Always Him so maybe the injury gods are satisfied for now
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2022, 08:08:18 AM
Rabble rabble, give me 50 coked up guys that are injured instead of these healthy princesses who didn't hit in training camp.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 22, 2022, 12:23:44 PM
I'm getting the Ravens game and I'm done chasing streams into increasingly dubious corners of the internet so looks like this thread will be my game time experience.

Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 22, 2022, 02:09:08 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 19, 2022, 11:39:51 PM
75% eagles crowd, tons of momentum, possibly my presence and a detested former qb....what could possibly go wrong

At my daughters softball game last night one of the dads has a bus load heading down there...maybe they'll swing by the capital too who knows

https://www.insider.com/september-24-qanon-conspiracy-theories-german-speech-global-crisis-doomsday-2022-9?amp
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Rome on September 22, 2022, 04:53:22 PM
No Vaseline is a great theme song for what they should do to DC's fuzzy faced Trumper dickhead "quarterback".

Let's farging GO.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 22, 2022, 07:42:04 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 22, 2022, 12:23:44 PM
I'm getting the Ravens game and I'm done chasing streams into increasingly dubious corners of the internet so looks like this thread will be my game time experience.

We get the Saints. The rest of the state gets the Eagles. But because houston is now an extension of New Orleans we always get them.

I'll be streaming.

There's a huge Eagles Fan club here but I don't feel like driving 35 minutes one way and spending a hundo.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 22, 2022, 09:21:38 PM
Ask your governor why they didn't build a wall with Louisiana to keep out all those immigrants from Katrina.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 22, 2022, 10:03:20 PM
Dumbshtein Rick Perry was Governor then. Bad but not as bad as Hot Wheels is.

Any time something bad happens here people blame Katrina refugees.

Dude could be born and raised here and people are like "them damn Katrina folks fargin it up for everyone"
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Eagaholic on September 23, 2022, 06:12:49 PM
I was really stoked for this revenge game. But now I'm just bummed, seeing Casey Toohill OUT with a concussion.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: phattymatty on September 25, 2022, 10:35:38 AM
should smash them but I have a weird feeling the power of Jesus is going to lift wentz to a great game.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 11:19:02 AM
If the Eagles beat Washington twice in s season but lose every other game, i sleep like a baby

Hoping for a complete dismantling and some vintage "what in the Carson Wentz..." was that moments
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 11:25:12 AM
With the lack of pass rush from the Eagles, Wentz will either have an okay game or be confused and try to juke out of a perfectly clean pocket for no reason.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 11:40:09 AM
Yeah I'm a little worried.

Hope for a blowout and Wentz to look awful

But it'll prob be a nail biter

27-23 Eagles
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: ice grillin you on September 25, 2022, 12:19:10 PM
I don't get the line on this game.  6.5 at home is preposterously high for Washington.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 12:25:35 PM
Prob more overreaction to the MNF Vikes game

It opened Monday AM at 4 and went to 7 Tuesday AM
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: phattymatty on September 25, 2022, 12:36:02 PM
the new Eagles font is already growing on me.  the hat that hurts was wearing, just green font on black, is pretty fire.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 25, 2022, 12:56:37 PM
Have a really bad feeling about this game
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 12:56:50 PM
The Commaskins chose to intro the defense

Prob bc 75% of the stands are filled with green and don't want Wentz to cry
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:06:53 PM
The run gashes them, better let Wentz drop back so he doesn't feel bad.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:17:20 PM
These are the updates I need.  Few and far between, and dour.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:18:17 PM
Here's another update. Wentz is getting his shtein pushed in with multiple sacks.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:18:38 PM
The Philadelphia Sack Party
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:19:02 PM
I would like to see this game end 2-0, please.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:20:10 PM
That defensive series was beautiful. Wentz already looks shook.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:23:10 PM
Well that play was definitely farged up from the start.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:24:51 PM
Hurts is not having a good game. Wentz is having a worse game, but not by much.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:25:01 PM
Ugly offensive series. WRs not getting separation, Hurts not as accurate as last week.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:25:26 PM
Offense looks like shtein

Poor first down play call and blocking
Poor throw by Hurts
Almost picked

Punt
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:26:25 PM
Slay missed last third down and was in the tent and is not back in the game

Jogging in the sidelines
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:27:23 PM
What happened to MVP Hurts?  Not like the WFT secondary was shutting anyone down before this. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:27:24 PM
Slay farged up his ankle last week and probably hasn't fully recovered from it.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: phattymatty on September 25, 2022, 01:30:39 PM
I see wentz still doesn't;t know when to throw the ball.  that's nice.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:31:47 PM
There was always a non-zero chance Wentz doesn't finish this game healthy, but he legitimately might not make it to halftime.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:31:59 PM
The Ginger's lack of pocket awareness is awesome
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:32:39 PM
Surprised Wentz hasn't fumbled yet.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:33:21 PM
Holy shtein as predictable it is Hurts will throw an incompletion, every time Wentz drops back he's going down,  this is beautiful
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:35:36 PM
Maybe Kyle Gibson could play quarterback for Washington! 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:36:15 PM
I think it's fair to say this offensive line isn't as good as it's supposed to be, and not very good at run blocking at all.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:37:19 PM
How is the crowd?

Are the Commies having trouble on offense?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:37:25 PM
Got away with one there cause he was juggling that ball
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:38:08 PM
Don't think that was a catch, thanks for the screw up Ron.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:38:10 PM
DeVonta is a farging magician

Buuuuuut I don't think his feet got down

And then Ron throws the flag but the play got off

Waiiiiiit just a damn minute....they gonna review this?!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:38:17 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:37:19 PM
How is the crowd?

Are the Commies having trouble on offense?

Crowd is 40% Eagles fans and 50% empty. Washington's offense is doing great, but Wentz is absolute dogshtein.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:38:34 PM
Sweet. Ron was too late
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:39:40 PM
This field goal will decide the game, and Washington fans will be mad at the non-catch that made it happen.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:40:45 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:38:17 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:37:19 PM
How is the crowd?

Are the Commies having trouble on offense?

Crowd is 40% Eagles fans and 50% empty. Washington's offense is doing great, but Wentz is absolute dogshtein.

So true, this WFT crowd is a joke
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:42:16 PM
These announcers are very horny for Elizabeth Shue.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:42:46 PM
Shame the Eagles don't have a big TE who can make those endzone grabs.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:43:01 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:42:16 PM
These announcers are very horny for Elizabeth Shue.

Her brother was hotter in Melrose Place
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:43:12 PM
These pass routes not fooling the Washington defense at all. Gotta change it up.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:44:21 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:38:17 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:37:19 PM
How is the crowd?

Are the Commies having trouble on offense?

Crowd is 40% Eagles fans and 50% empty. Washington's offense is doing great, but Wentz is absolute dogshtein.

Sorry, I specifically meant, is the crowd making it hard for the Commies to get plays off?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:44:24 PM
St Juste is either really good or damn lucky as his head is never turned around towards the ball.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:45:00 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:44:24 PM
St Juste is either really good or damn lucky as his head is never turned around towards the ball.

If he'd been playing last Monday he'd have been flagged for PI six times by now.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:45:39 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:32:39 PM
Surprised Wentz hasn't fumbled yet.

There we go.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:45:43 PM
Classic Wentz.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:45:45 PM
And just like clockwork
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:46:30 PM
And another!!

Fumble this time

BGGGGGG
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:46:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:44:21 PM
Sorry, I specifically meant, is the crowd making it hard for the Commies to get plays off?

Not really. But Wentz is playing like he has a load of shtein in his uniform pants, so that's making it hard for them to get plays off.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:47:25 PM
Great moves by Goedert, great blocks.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:47:30 PM
A TE screen for the TD. Just as we all predicted.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:48:06 PM
Beautiful

Now keep the pressure on

I want 10 sacks today
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:48:21 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:42:46 PM
Shame the Eagles don't have a big TE who can make those endzone grabs.

<clear throat>
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:49:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 01:48:06 PM
Beautiful

Now keep the pressure on

I want 10 sacks today

Will you settle for seven sacks, a fumble, and an interception?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:49:24 PM
This is vintage 2020 ginger. Another five games like this in his career and he's probably out of the league.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:50:14 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:46:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:44:21 PM
Sorry, I specifically meant, is the crowd making it hard for the Commies to get plays off?

Not really. But Wentz is playing like he has a load of shtein in his uniform pants, so that's making it hard for them to get plays off.

There's just not enough crowd to affect the game for either side.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:51:57 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:50:14 PMThere's just not enough crowd to affect the game for either side.

Got it, thanks.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:52:03 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:46:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 01:44:21 PM
Sorry, I specifically meant, is the crowd making it hard for the Commies to get plays off?

Not really. But Wentz is playing like he has a load of shtein in his uniform pants, so that's making it hard for them to get plays off.

We've all seen some bad quarterbacking over the years on this board but my God so far this takes the cake.  This reminds me of Troy Aikman, was it 91 when birds sacked him 11 times?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:52:40 PM
Wentz is openly trying to injure his way out of this game.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:54:04 PM
Refs letting them play today. I've seen maybe a dozen borderline flags in this game that they haven't elected to call.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:55:07 PM
There is literally no way for Washington to get back in this game with the ball in Wentz's hands.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:55:17 PM
Should be a rule that you aren't allowed to go to commercial for an injury timeout without identifying the injured player.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:56:53 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:55:17 PM
Should be a rule that you aren't allowed to go to commercial for an injury timeout without identifying the injured player.

It's Milton Williams
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:57:49 PM
Lol at that lame duck Wentz threw up there
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:58:07 PM
I can not believe this guy was once a genuine MVP candidate.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:59:27 PM
And back to the practice squad goes Covey
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 01:59:34 PM
A much needed good run from Sanders.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 01:59:37 PM
AJ time
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 01:59:59 PM
Jesus Christ is this guy the real deal or what got a love AJ
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:00:04 PM
So this is how the route begins.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:01:18 PM
Dio please update your Akers jersey with a Zach Pascal nameplate.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:04:52 PM
Vile play call there.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 02:04:56 PM
Stupid farging play call

Come on
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:05:13 PM
Dio, do not update your Akers jersey with a Zach Pascal nameplate.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:01:18 PM
Dio please update your Akers jersey with a Zach Pascal nameplate.

T-Hawk has it.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:05:57 PM
Oh man that was bad.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:07:30 PM
Came away with no points but I really liked that drive. Think the coaches have adjusted well to the man coverage that was clogging the offense up early.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:08:30 PM
Attempting to crush their throats when you have your foot on their neck is worth more than three points at this point. The game is over, but the chance to really humiliate them can't be passed up.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:10:18 PM
Scary Terry was open, bad pass
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:10:54 PM
Wow he sucks
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:11:39 PM
Covey trying to get cut today
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:11:50 PM
I can't wait to see Wentz pulled in the second half.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:13:45 PM
Washington's defense is going to finish with more PI penalty yards than Wentz will have passing yards.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 02:16:28 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:11:39 PM
Covey trying to get cut today

I'm good with that.  He was canny and fast in college but this is the NFL.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:16:47 PM
Stink finally getting his ass kiss in for WFT
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:18:32 PM
That should be ballgame
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 02:18:51 PM
Helluva play AJ

Let's goooooooo
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:19:18 PM
So if they had converted on that 4th and 1, they almost surely would have continued their streak of 24 point first halfs. Halves?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:19:26 PM
Hurts really not special today, looks like the 2021 version. Still way better than what Wash has behind center.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:19:35 PM
The whole stadium the whole viewing audience knew where the ball was going and he still scores!

I'm in love!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:22:02 PM
Wentz is going to double down on being a hero until it works, dammit.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:23:00 PM
https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/1574099003595264001
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:23:19 PM
Wentz's mechanics today

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ObviousLikableGoral-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:24:15 PM
Covey might also be trying to get injured to get out of this game.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:27:54 PM
Coward Siriani content to go into halftime without scoring again.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:32:01 PM
Holy shtein what a catch.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:32:27 PM
Devonta just dragging his nuts over a double team, wow
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:32:36 PM
Oh farg, get up!  Looks like he just got the wind knocked out of him but what a hell of a catch
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:33:38 PM
Don't get sacked, don't not score. Don't farg it up.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:34:12 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:32:36 PM
Oh farg, get up!  Looks like he just got the wind knocked out of him but what a hell of a catch

That's what I thought, he landed in the exact spot on his back where you'd expect him to get the wind knocked out falling from that height.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:36:00 PM
Man, the fix is really in.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:36:05 PM
Going for it there was simply disrespectful. farg Washington.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 02:36:09 PM
Wow!!

Smitty!!

Big Balls Nick going for it

And I was just about to bitch about their lousy plays in goal to go situations
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:36:47 PM
Damn!  That was close, great drive!!

24!!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Munson on September 25, 2022, 02:36:52 PM
These WRs are ridiculous.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:37:26 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 02:36:05 PM
Going for it there was simply disrespectful. farg Washington.

Trying to run on third down was disrespectful. Going for it on fourth down with a running clock is just dick swinging.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:44:39 PM
If you want to come back to Earth go turn on Kyle Gibson.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:52:35 PM
Hurts out here throwing to guys they just made up to really rub it in Carson's face.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Munson on September 25, 2022, 02:54:09 PM
Not sure what the hell the color guy was seeing there, looked like clear interference to me
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:54:18 PM
I like the half-hearted celebration, like he remembered he was losing by 24 half a second after he started.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:57:01 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 25, 2022, 02:54:09 PM
Not sure what the hell the color guy was seeing there, looked like clear interference to me

It's Schlereth sp?  He's a WFT homer. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 02:57:02 PM
Dickerson out
No sign of Goedert

Hope they're just resting them and they're not hurt too bad. I know Dickerson had a foot injury.

Also the STs have been poor in all facets. Can't return, poor blocking, poor decisions, can't down the punts, poor punts etc
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:57:43 PM
Yes special teams has been a big concern through first three games
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 02:58:16 PM
Was that sack on Mailata?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 02:58:52 PM
There is absolutely no reason for Washington to punt in this half.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 03:11:26 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 02:57:02 PM
Also the STs have been poor in all facets. Can't return, poor blocking, poor decisions, can't down the punts, poor punts etc

The punt blocking is really standing out as poor
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:13:55 PM
I really don't need to sit through another second half where absolutely nothing happens.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 03:15:07 PM
Run the ball, geez
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:15:58 PM
Talk about a team of consistency.  Guess 0's in the second half is the new norm.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:23:21 PM
Wentz is in danger of breaking triple digit passing yards.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:24:07 PM
Holy shtein shocking the amount of dropped  balls do eagles have seen this year
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:24:41 PM
Good more chances to shut them out
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:24:45 PM
Sloppy and/or lazy.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: phattymatty on September 25, 2022, 03:26:29 PM
Classic Carson offense.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:26:57 PM
Wentz heroball mentality is contagious.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 03:31:13 PM
Pretty funny that Jordan Davis took points off the board for Washington.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:31:15 PM
I was not expecting them to actually make a stop.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 03:33:11 PM
Oooh....Jordan Davis stood them up on 4th and goal?  Do tell!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Munson on September 25, 2022, 03:34:11 PM
Why are you running it out of the endzone with Boston Scott?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:34:34 PM
This is not the safety I was hoping to see today.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 03:35:34 PM
Haha of course

Lose the shut out that way
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:35:50 PM
This is a horrible trend we are seeing in the second half
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 03:35:59 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 03:33:11 PM
Oooh....Jordan Davis stood them up on 4th and goal?  Do tell!

Nope, he committed a penalty on the Washington FG and gave them a first down. Then the defense stopped them on the subsequent 4th down.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: phattymatty on September 25, 2022, 03:37:45 PM
someone said there's more Pennsylvanians in DC today than on Jan. 6 haha
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:38:52 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 25, 2022, 03:37:45 PM
someone said there's more Pennsylvanians in DC today than on Jan. 6 haha

I wouldn't want to see the Venn diagram overlap on those two groups.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:45:04 PM
Yes!!  Put that bitch down!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:45:33 PM
How did Ginger hang out with the ball that for sure Graham  was going to slap that out
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:45:52 PM
Wentz had dry missionary sex once and can no longer score.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:46:36 PM
This is farging beautiful
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 03:46:40 PM
Well, can't complain about the pass rush in this one. Most sacks by any defense this season.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:47:42 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:45:52 PM
Wentz had dry missionary sex once and can no longer score.

Oh we could have so much fun with that but it's still early in Hawaii
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:54:57 PM
Offense decided to take 2H off?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 03:56:59 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 03:54:57 PM
Offense decided to take 2H off?

Basically the same as last week, just time wasting. Game was over before the half.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 03:57:41 PM
Hell, you might just get those 12 sacks.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 03:57:49 PM
Yeah not liking the second half shut downs
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 04:00:24 PM
Not liking the second half penalties, either.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 04:04:05 PM
I don't know how Wentz can screw up this drive, but I have faith in him.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2022, 04:04:41 PM
Schlereth is unlistenable.  OK we get it you're the biggest Washington apologist there is. Excuse after excuse after excuse.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 04:13:35 PM
Nice to see there's still some life left in this offense.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 04:17:24 PM
Nice win.

Still have things to tighten up on.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: phattymatty on September 25, 2022, 04:18:28 PM
not getting too excited yet but the schedule doesn't seem to get much harder.  ever.

I guess that cards-colts-packers stretch is as hard as it gets.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 25, 2022, 04:34:43 PM
Hurts is probably a top 5 qb right now...if you want to hate you can't deny top 10

Jordan Davis coming out party. Unimpressed first two games not today he wasn't farging around

Can't remember a more likeable Eagle ever than BG. Hope he retires an Eagle then coaches or something

AJ Brown is the alpha...Devonta Smith: hold my beer.

Hated the offensive play calling today. Birds won because of talent

Gannon with a great game. Applied pressure early. Skins were forced to change their game plan. Played standard d rest of the way.

O line is just toying with the defense

Wentz is who we thought he was

3-0
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Rome on September 25, 2022, 05:13:15 PM
Good win.  I have the impression that if these dipshteins ever really figure it out they'll be completely unstoppable.  They are pretty damn impressive in spurts, I'll give them that much. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 25, 2022, 05:18:46 PM
Love the first-half Eagles a lot.

That second-half team is going to bite them in the ass eventually.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 06:56:28 PM
Doug has the Jags ballin

Next week is gonna be tough.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 07:07:39 PM
Opened as a 7 point fave against JAX
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 25, 2022, 07:34:13 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 06:56:28 PM
Doug has the Jags ballin

Next week is gonna be tough.

Jags should be 3-0. They're severely underrated because they're the Jags. Toughest test this season
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on September 25, 2022, 04:34:43 PM
Hurts is probably a top 5 qb right now...if you want to hate you can't deny top 10

Top 10 sure. Week 2 was his strongest game by far though. Got it done today (and Week 1) but there were more errors. Need to see him able to have success versus better competition or in a comeback scenario.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 07:57:44 PM
I would like to see a second half performance by the offense at some point this season.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2022, 09:06:33 PM
i know they put up a bunch of yards but hurts was really mediocre here. they put together basically one td drive (the other two were aided by a smith incompletion ruled catch and a turnover). he and nick/shane were bailed out by devonta and aj brown being really god damn good. hurts is much better than i thought he could be but lets remember what he is. he still hasnt put a complete game together.

the 4th and 1 jet sweep to zach pascal was utter insanity -- 3 pro bowl skill guys and an athletic qb and you give it to him?

but really did they didnt have to do anything because carson was such a disaster. how much fun was it watching this and laughing at him instead of yelling? dude held onto the ball forever, missing guys all over the place, fumble here and fumble there. he gifted the eagles half their sacks just by refusing to give up on a play. he sucked big time.

the league is really mediocre this year and with their bad schedule...man oh man they can win 13 games
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 09:14:43 PM
"I'm here to boo Carson Wentz's ass," said Rita Decimo, a 64-year-old retiree wearing a miniature Eagles top hat and Eagles stickers under her eyes. "He wanted to get out of [Philly]. He was complaining about being an Eagle. Get the frig off then."

https://twitter.com/sam4tr/status/1574192744469336064 46&t=h-wLC5PMsjru4I9qHe8VzQ
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 09:15:32 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 25, 2022, 09:06:33 PM
i know they put up a bunch of yards but hurts was really mediocre here. they put together basically one td drive (the other two were aided by a smith incompletion ruled catch and a turnover). he and nick/shane were bailed out by devonta and aj brown being really god damn good. hurts is much better than i thought he could be but lets remember what he is. he still hasnt put a complete game together.

the 4th and 1 jet sweep to zach pascal was utter insanity -- 3 pro bowl skill guys and an athletic qb and you give it to him?

but really did they didnt have to do anything because carson was such a disaster. how much fun was it watching this and laughing at him instead of yelling? dude held onto the ball forever, missing guys all over the place, fumble here and fumble there. he gifted the eagles half their sacks just by refusing to give up on a play. he sucked big time.

the league is really mediocre this year and with their bad schedule...man oh man they can win 13 games

Yep.

I don't like their performance in goal to go situations so far this season - especially today. Gotta clean them up. And the special teams.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 25, 2022, 09:19:43 PM
The play calling was abysmal and they really had no run game...Hurts did it with his arm. Respect the man.

HO1
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2022, 09:31:06 PM
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on September 25, 2022, 09:19:43 PM
The play calling was abysmal and they really had no run game...Hurts did it with his arm. Respect the man.

HO1

the whole sequence at the end of 1H was just terrible...smith went up and made a play and bailed them out but i had no clue what sirianni and stichen were doing

if they had allen or mahomes theyd never lose, theirreceivers are amazing
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 25, 2022, 09:39:43 PM
He's putting the ball where his receivers can make plays. If he was a white qb you'd be frothing at the mouth.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2022, 09:40:28 PM
lol
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2022, 09:45:45 PM
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on September 25, 2022, 09:39:43 PM
He's putting the ball where his receivers can make plays. If he was a white qb you'd be frothing at the mouth.

theres just something about hurts that tell me hes not a good leader and doesnt have the mental acumen to read defenses...i dont know what it is
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 25, 2022, 09:45:45 PM
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on September 25, 2022, 09:39:43 PM
He's putting the ball where his receivers can make plays. If he was a white qb you'd be frothing at the mouth.

theres just something about hurts that tell me hes not a good leader and doesnt have the mental acumen to read defenses...i dont know what it is

This isn't a serious post.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 25, 2022, 10:18:53 PM
Bunch of Jimmy the Greeks in here
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2022, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 25, 2022, 09:45:45 PM
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on September 25, 2022, 09:39:43 PM
He's putting the ball where his receivers can make plays. If he was a white qb you'd be frothing at the mouth.

theres just something about hurts that tell me hes not a good leader and doesnt have the mental acumen to read defenses...i dont know what it is

This isn't a serious post.

wait this isnt caste football?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 10:23:09 PM
No, I haven't figured out the Parler integration yet.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2022, 10:47:46 PM
lol half those idiots are prob locked up from their J6 involvement
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2022, 10:54:58 PM
That and they've never been big on integration.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2022, 11:38:19 PM
If Hurts plays as well as he did Week 1 and Week 3 they will win a lot of games. If he plays as well as he did Week 2 they will win all the games.

Mediocre is an underselling of what he did today. 340 yards, no turnovers isn't mediocre. But the decision making and especially the accuracy were nowhere near as sharp as last week.

On the coaching side, the play calling was confusing at times but the overall adjustments throughout the game were impressive. I thought the Wash defense showed up with a solid game plan and effectively shut down the run game and were winning man matchups early. Steichen/Sirianni had the thing unlocked by the second quarter. Shades of last year with struggles in the red zone though. Gannon's guys were tackling and seemed to know exactly where the ball was going more often than not.

I'm not going to fret over the scoreless second halves. They have been garbage time.

Outside of Elliot, special teams looks weak. Seems inevitable that it will cost a game eventually.

The best thing about the Eagles is their roster. Respect to Howie.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline
Post by: SD on September 26, 2022, 10:06:22 AM
ST have been their glaring weakness. Unlike 10 years ago when I knew every useless position coach I had to look up their ST coordinator. Guys name is Mike Clay. Britain Covey is a less competent Reno Mahe. I'd rather have a 3rd string position player who can also return punts but they want kr as a specified singular role.

In regards to Hurts: one of my biggest issues with him was the underthrows. It's obvious he worked hard to address that issue as he's now leading his receivers. The sideline throw to Smith was pretty amazing...sure it registered as a catch and probably gets overturned but boohoo Ron didn't get his flag out in time and the throw was the only place he could have put it for Smith to have a chance.

Another big concern was watching Browns highlights he just excels at the slant. Hurts couldn't throw a slant to save his life last season . He obviously worked hard with Brown in the offseason because he's throwing it into quadruple coverage. Brown is a master of finding space on slants. Great chemistry there.

Hurts only threw one int this season and most of us would agree it was 100% on Gainwell (not sure why he's still on the team).

All this and the jags will probably crush him next week