DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle (PIMP)

[PhillyPhreak54]

Dianna Marie Russini ‏@NBCdianna 27m

Sources close to DeSean Jackson: if he does not sign with Washington, he will meet with the San Francisco 49ers tomorrow. #taterskins

[ice grillin you]

is there still even a shred of proof that he has an invite to go anywhere after washington....and even if he does who knows how real the interest is in him....i think pimps team is trying to play lil danni into basically bidding against himself and ultmately he will be in DC

[Don Ho]

What happened to Oakland?  Do it for Al!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Dianna Marie Russini ‏@NBCdianna 3m

#Breaking Its official. DeSean Jackson is a taterskin.

farg

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/fox-station-plays-crime-teaser-over-desean-jackson-highlight.html

[PhillyPhreak54]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 1m

Filed to ESPN: taterskins and former Eagles WR DeSean Jackson are expected to reach agreement Tuesy night on multi-year contract, per sources.

[hbionic]

If I was Desean Jackson...I'd be a spiteful little bitch and wait until a day before Eagles kick off the season and twitter/instagram all of Chip Kelly's signal calls, patterns and meanings. I'd do everything in my power to disrupt Chip Kelly.

All of the plays, calls, audibles, and formations. I would be a little bitch like that.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Any other team than one in the NFC East...and the one that I didn't want to see him with the most?

I hate that I have to hate the little motherfarger now.

farg YOU HOWIE AND CHIP

[Don Ho]

Ok Visor King, start plugging in.  farg this shtein.  farg you Oakland!

Get Garçon!

[LBIggle]

this is the least surprising development in this entire story.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I truly believe Howie and Chip farged up on this one. Its going to be a colossal mistake.

[MDS]

o/u for first anonymously sourced report that pimp and rgmcnabb are having issues?

week 6

[LBIggle]

so not only did they make the team worst... again, while getting nothing in return.. but they made the taterskins offense infinitely better with rg3 a full season removed from his knee injury.  nothing can go wrong here.

[hbionic]

Worst of all?

Chip Kelly now has a built-in excuse to leave the team after this upcoming season because the Eagles aren't going anywhere, the offense didn't work, and the fans hate him.

farg this team.

[MDS]

you guys sound like a cross beaten hysterical women and rape victims convinced that their attacker is lurking in the bushes

calm the farg down