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Re: Hippos
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2010, 07:12:19 PM »

Most good midget stories are fake.  I had this one dropped on me a couple months ago--in the version I was told, the midget was a census worker--and fell for it.  I hate being duped more than almost anything in life.  What a farging sucker I was.

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/troll.asp

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Re: Hippos
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2010, 08:25:45 PM »

words can't express my disappointment.
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2010, 12:09:36 AM »

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Re: Hippos
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2010, 12:41:07 AM »

Where the farg do you find this shtein?
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2010, 01:28:00 AM »

HIPPO FUN FACT
Hippos live 40 to 45 years in the wild.
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2010, 01:49:22 AM »

yeti is hell bent and determined to not let this thread die.  i love it. 
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2010, 02:02:19 AM »

A thread of nonsense and hippo facts.
Really, where else do I belong?
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2010, 10:35:54 AM »

Hell?
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2010, 07:08:45 PM »

Vermont?
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2010, 09:22:24 PM »

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: Hippos
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2010, 09:23:58 PM »

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Re: Hippos
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2010, 09:26:59 PM »

that's yeti riding one of the lovely young lady dancers at suzie's.
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2010, 10:16:33 PM »

Hug and chalk.
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2010, 10:32:20 PM »

HIPPO FUN FACT
Hippos live 40 to 45 years in the wild.

I was inclined to do a little research last night after reading this.  While there are no official stats it is believed that in Africa hippos kill more people than any other large animal. 
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Re: Hippos
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2010, 01:42:18 PM »

You are correct sir. They also fling poo with their tails
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