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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2010, 08:03:12 PM »

suicide scrote?
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2010, 08:24:43 PM »

He got right to the point.
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2010, 08:52:22 PM »

British guy commits suicide by stabbing himself in the groin with a giant souvenir pencil

That's not what's wrong with the world today, that's exactly what is right.

More dipshteins like him off themselves, the better place this world would be.  :=)
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2010, 09:26:13 PM »

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100M because she thinks the drunk baby named Lindsay in the latest commercials is her

http://www.concretefield.info/forum/index.php?topic=18105.msg731449#msg731449

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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2010, 10:08:03 PM »

So wait, you can kill yourself by stabbing yourself in the dick? Is that a thing? farg. That means you can die from getting groinstabbed. I need to start wearing protection. People always be stabbin me.
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2010, 12:05:51 AM »

hairy kiri?

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ďIt seems to me that it canít have been a single stab wound. He seems to have worked on it. The pencil was blunt.Ē

Mr Burtonís sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother.

Sounds like the due had issues. Or really bad jock itch.
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2010, 04:43:41 PM »

thought this was the best thread for this.

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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2010, 05:49:39 PM »

Went out looking at my bosses properites today, one was a rental. Walked in the door and there was crap everywere. Anything the former renters didn't want was left. Then I went in the kitchen. Man, I don't really have words to describe it. All I can say is chicken livers in a fridge thats been unplugged for a while is about the worst thing I've ever smelled.
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2010, 06:38:37 PM »

thought this was the best thread for this.



another "close, but no cigar" outcome for natural selection. 

Went out looking at my bosses properites today, one was a rental. Walked in the door and there was crap everywere. Anything the former renters didn't want was left. Then I went in the kitchen. Man, I don't really have words to describe it. All I can say is chicken livers in a fridge thats been unplugged for a while is about the worst thing I've ever smelled.

since you brought it up......i remember when i bought my house in north carolina and the agent asked me if i'd like to take a look at some bank repos and i figured why the hell not.  until i actually looked at a few of them. 

apparently, people don't think it's fair that a bank kicks them out of their home after months of non-payment so they exact their revenge by destroying the house from top to bottom.  i'm talking holes in the wall so big you could walk through them from one room to another.  ripping cabinets off the walls.  light fixtures ripped from the ceiliings.  shtein smeared on walls and windows.  damaging appliances.  food left around the house.  tearing up carpet.....or in one case, pissing on the carpet.  presumably, this was due to the lack of a toilet.......which had been thrown through the bathroom window.  you name it, i saw it.  and all of this was in a total of 3 houses.  i'm sure there's plenty of stuff i'm forgetting.  probably because it was so awful i buried it deep in my brain hoping to never remember it ever again. 
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2010, 03:45:37 PM »

Someone needs to call CPS and have her child taken from her.
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2010, 04:09:53 PM »

Before she eats it?
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Re: The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2010, 04:14:35 PM »

NJ woman weighs 550 pounds, being paid to hit 1000+



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