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Sgt PSN

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Re: Women
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2007, 10:27:48 PM »

Her thoughts:

He seemed out of sorts when he came to bed tonight.  I asked him what was bothering him and he shrugged and got in bed.  Every time I tried to get him to talk he didn't want to.  Instead he just wanted to watch tv.  Is he getting sick of me?  I began to kiss his him and he rolled me over and farged me and then rolled back over and went to sleep without saying a word.  Has he found someone else?  Am I getting fat?  Is there something wrong with me? 

His thoughts:

Today sucked.  Eagles lost.  Got laid though. 
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Re: Women
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2007, 02:26:22 PM »

So yeah..I got married.
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Re: Women
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2007, 02:28:47 PM »

So yeah..I got married.
your farging kidding right  :-D  If not man congrats, and welcome to hell
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Re: Women
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2007, 02:28:51 PM »

I know you won't take this in the spirit in which it's offered but congratulations just the same, Dio.
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Re: Women
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2007, 02:30:13 PM »

honestly, we should all give him smart ass "nobody cares" comments, because that's what he would do

but congrats

may your first child, be a....

farg it, please don't have kids
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Re: Women
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2007, 02:30:31 PM »

idiot
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Re: Women
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2007, 02:31:43 PM »

Thank you.

Yeah, I really did it. 

Now maybe this thread makes a little more sense.
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Re: Women
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2007, 02:32:25 PM »

idiot

We watched like 10 episodes of the Wire on our short, humble little honeymoon.
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Re: Women
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2007, 02:35:12 PM »

Justice of the peace if I remember correctly. Either way congrats.
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Re: Women
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2007, 02:37:06 PM »

farging women.  They get you to do the dumbest shtein.
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Re: Women
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2007, 03:44:37 PM »

not really weakling.
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Re: Women
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2007, 03:47:07 PM »

So yeah..I got married.

Way to stick to your guns! Hoyda.
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Re: Women
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2007, 04:24:34 PM »

I thought you had banned yourself again the last few days -- was actually wondering "Where's Dio?"   :-D

Congrats, dude.  It only gets worse from here.
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Re: Women
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2007, 05:14:26 PM »

farging women.  They get you to do the dumbest shtein.

storks coming soon with baby dio
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Re: Women
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2007, 05:20:40 PM »

Congrats Dio. :yay
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