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Re: Women
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2007, 06:07:21 PM »

So yeah..I got married.

Poor woman...

Seriously, congrats, Dio.  May the marriage be a long and happy one.
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Re: Women
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2007, 06:25:02 PM »

Women:
Should run the world.
I think there would be a lot less death, greed and destruction.
I mean, it would suck for men, but what can you do?
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Re: Women
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2007, 06:55:10 PM »

Start watching Everybody Loves Raymond - it'll make a lot more sense now.

Oh, and what the farg were you thinking.  Already done this twice, hasn't worked out so good.  Dumbass.

EDIT:  Hope you didn't do this for the nookie.....
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Re: Women
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2007, 07:28:47 PM »

Thanks y'all.
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Re: Women
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2007, 07:44:00 PM »

Cram it, attention whore. 
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Re: Women
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2007, 08:13:14 PM »

Start watching Everybody Loves Raymond - it'll make a lot more sense now.

That is the worst show on television and if that's what marriage were actually like I can guarantee that no one would ever get married or tell anyone else to get married. What a farging nightmare.
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Re: Women
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2007, 08:16:31 PM »

Not everyone lives across the street from their folks.

Other than that, it's pretty spot on.
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Re: Women
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2007, 08:17:22 PM »

That makes me feel genuinely bad for you. No bullshtein.
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Re: Women
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2007, 08:21:46 PM »



Oh, now, you just wait a minute, boy.  Don't you dare talk to me about pity.  I don't need it.
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Re: Women
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2007, 08:24:18 PM »

You are winning ghoulpool, though.  Bonus!
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Re: Women
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2007, 08:24:47 PM »

Not everyone lives across the street from their folks.

Other than that, it's pretty spot on.

It's also a spot on representation the relationship between Italian mothers and their youngest born son.  I know.  I'm Raymond.  
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Re: Women
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2007, 08:26:29 PM »

Me too.
And the only thing closer than my Mom to Marie, is my Dad to Frank.
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Re: Women
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2007, 08:32:23 PM »

Me too.
And the only thing closer than my Mom to Marie, is my Dad to Frank.

My mom's not a short pudgy woman but she acts just like her.  For about half of the time that I was married we lived about 3 miles from my mom and she was constantly bringing food over (because she didn't think my ex could cook) and always criticizing the way my ex kept up the house (which was actually warranted).  She'd show up unannounced and always had snide little comments for my ex.  And of course, I could do no wrong.  I love it. 

I love it even more now that I'm 1100 miles away.
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Re: Women
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2007, 08:35:11 PM »

Whenever the ladyfriend nags me about ANYTHING, even shtein that I completely ask for and deserve, it gets my hackles up. I can't imagine being in a relationship where the only form of communication is nagging and whining. farg that.
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Re: Women
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2007, 08:37:49 PM »

Turn gay.
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