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« on: June 10, 2007, 09:28:23 PM »

They're crazy.  farging nutso.  Something wrong with them. 
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Re: Women
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2007, 10:16:56 PM »

Should eat, cook and clean.  All day.  Everyday. 
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Re: Women
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2007, 10:37:41 PM »

Hahaahhhahaahahahahaa. Someone bet on the wrong horse.
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Re: Women
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2007, 10:41:23 PM »

On balance, I think they're worth it.  But Jesus farg the calculation is close.
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Re: Women
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 10:43:15 PM »

AMEN brotha, AMEN!
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Re: Women
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2007, 10:44:40 PM »

What the hell is wrong with these people?  They have vaginas so they're crazy? Every farging one of them?  Jesus Christ, it's a goddamned nightmare.  Really it is.
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Re: Women
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2007, 11:04:38 PM »

they have estrogen and its like rage when its flowing. anything living is unsafe. its even better when the only days out of the month they are nice to you is after they bleed. the week before is like the apocalypse is happening and your why.
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Re: Women
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 12:52:53 AM »

Hahaahhhahaahahahahaa. Someone bet on the wrong horse.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, though.
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Re: Women
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 04:47:42 AM »

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, though.

Nice one Freddie. (it could have been anyone, but that quote is hilarious).
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Re: Women
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2007, 10:38:57 AM »

In other news, the sky is blue.
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Re: Women
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2007, 11:18:38 AM »

A stupid joke is needed so here goes:

A guy is running on the beach when he stumbles upon an old vase, he picks it up and a Genie comes out saying he can have 1 wish. So he wishes for a bridge from his house to Hawaii. The Genie says "not possible, wish for something else", so the man says "I'd like to understand women". The Genie looks at him and his house and says how many lanes would you like the bridge?

Badum ching!
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Re: Women
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2007, 11:40:54 AM »

Man: whats wrong?

Woman: nothing.

Man goes about his business because woman has told him nothing is wrong and then woman proceeds to get mad because man supposedly doesn't care about what is wrong with woman.

I love when that happens.
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Re: Women
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2007, 11:49:14 AM »

Woman: Should I wear the red dress or the blue one?

Man: Wear the red one.

Woman: I think I'll wear the blue one.

Man: WHY THE FARG DID YOU ASK ME, THEN??

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Re: Women
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2007, 01:41:28 PM »



AND WHAT IS WITH THEM ALWAYS BEING LATE? i swear i can call like in increments....it goes like this usually:

me: ill be there in 1 hr
her: ok im already ready

...30 min later...

me: ok so yeah ill be there in 30 min
her: cool

....20 min later...

me: ok im on the road and ill be at ur place in 10 min come down when i call  you
her: ok

....10 min later...

me: im outside where are you?
her: on my way out

...10 min later...

me: your still not out!
her: ok ok just a min

...5 min later when she has come and we are driving...

her: why arent you talking? what are you thinking about? dont be grumpy. you never talk or share your feelings
me: someone shoot me
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Re: Women
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2007, 02:09:26 PM »

haha, so true. i hate that!
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