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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4950 on: February 26, 2019, 11:47:49 PM »

I don't think they'll let him become a cop.
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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4952 on: February 28, 2019, 01:06:59 PM »

Our long national nightmare is over, Jason Witten is leaving the broadcast booth to go back to playing for the Cowboys.
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« Reply #4953 on: February 28, 2019, 04:05:50 PM »

Our long national nightmare is over, Jason Witten is leaving the broadcast booth to go back to playing for the Cowboys.

Here come the five yard curl routes on 3rd and short. Let's just say I won't count this as progress. Farg, they might as well try and coax Randy White out of retirement, I understand he's in good shape for 66. ::)

DeMarcus Ware posted a grinning video asking fans if he should unretire too.
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« Reply #4954 on: February 28, 2019, 05:01:05 PM »

The answer is yes. 

If Jerry wants to put together a team of 37 year olds, the rest of the league will be more than happy to play them.
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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4955 on: February 28, 2019, 08:46:12 PM »

Hes gonna replace Garrett eventually as HC
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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4956 on: February 28, 2019, 09:10:36 PM »

Can his body stand up to that rigorous clapping regimen?
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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4957 on: February 28, 2019, 09:42:24 PM »

Can his body stand up to that rigorous clapping regimen?

Maybe when he wear gloves on the sidelines. He'll be okay if he can keep up with the butt slaps, helluva jobs and attaboys.
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« Reply #4958 on: March 01, 2019, 04:15:32 PM »

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David Irving of the Dallas Cowboys has been suspended indefinitely for violating the Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse, per the NFL.
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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4959 on: March 01, 2019, 05:19:19 PM »

actually chuckling aloud now...farg Dallas
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« Reply #4960 on: March 02, 2019, 09:10:41 PM »

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David Irving of the Dallas Cowboys has been suspended indefinitely for violating the Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse, per the NFL.

He's a moron that won't learn until he's old enough to that he pissed away a golden opportunity.  Dallas has a history of taking on idiots. No matter how many times they fail, they will not stop taking shots on players with screwed up past because they think they can make them solid citizens.
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« Reply #4961 on: March 04, 2019, 05:37:46 PM »

Another NFCE team pissing a key player off by tagging him multiple years in a row.
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« Reply #4962 on: March 05, 2019, 02:34:25 AM »

Another NFCE team pissing a key player off by tagging him multiple years in a row.

Yup. The chatter is they're trying to sign him to a long term contract but he wants elite money and the *hope* is to get a deal done by training camp. I'm on the fence about that. I think he's a good, disruptive player but not elite. In three full seasons he's had a little over 30 sacks and he's only started something like 45 games out 80 games since he was drafted.

Dallas will panic and overpay him though because they haven't really had a competent pass rusher since DWare left for Denver. This Demarcus isn't qualified to carry the original's lunch money.
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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4963 on: March 19, 2019, 11:45:52 AM »

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Re: farg Dallas! Thread
« Reply #4964 on: March 24, 2019, 05:16:48 PM »

Tyrone Crawford in a bar brawl, allegedly pushed cops around...

http://m.tmz.com/#!2019/03/19/dallas-cowboys-tyrone-crawford-bar-brawl-police-cops/



https://mobile.twitter.com/TommySledge/status/1107999994873892864

Yeah, that shteinhead evidently got into it inside the bar first, fought off the bar security and all that good stuff. Of course, they were basically midget rent a cops against a huge, NFL DL who trains regularly. With all the shtein that has happened with NFL players and bars over the years, I can't say I'm surprised. Crap was on TMZ sports and everything.

In other news, Dallas continues making ripples in the pond of free agency instead of splashes. I had to look up the names of some of the scrubs, um, backups that nobody else wanted that they signed.
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