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Re: So Bored
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2005, 10:54:35 PM »

One time I saw a bunch of midgets playing volleyball on a tennis court.  Seriously. 

Also, I think it was Patton Oswald who said that if you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he'll turn into 40 gold coins.  But if you get your ass kicked by a midget, you become one yourself. 
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2005, 10:55:06 PM »

does anyone have any explanation as to why the $2 bill isnt used that much?


Because they don't print as many?  ???
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2005, 10:55:39 PM »

I was buying dog food today when I saw a bag of something called Beef Flips.
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2005, 09:54:18 AM »

This gives me a good idea for my friends bachelor party...I have to look into getting a midget stripper...I'm sure vegas won't be a hard place to find'em. I'm sure they have midget ranches around that area.

When I was stationed in Cherry Point, NC there was a strip club just outside the gate named Olivia's. They had 50 cent drafts on Wednesday nights, that why we went  :paranoid....otherwise it was dump. They had a midget stripper.....you could make fun of her while she danced and she wouldn't care. She was a raging drunk too.....used to see her at 3:00 in the morning in the local version of Denny's all hammered and sloppy.  :yay
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2005, 09:57:58 AM »

mmmmm, a sloppy midget stripper.
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2005, 10:05:29 AM »

Are drunken midgets easy PPDC?
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2005, 01:23:23 PM »

This gives me a good idea for my friends bachelor party...I have to look into getting a midget stripper...I'm sure vegas won't be a hard place to find'em. I'm sure they have midget ranches around that area.

When I was stationed in Cherry Point, NC there was a strip club just outside the gate named Olivia's. They had 50 cent drafts on Wednesday nights, that why we went  :paranoid....otherwise it was dump. They had a midget stripper.....you could make fun of her while she danced and she wouldn't care. She was a raging drunk too.....used to see her at 3:00 in the morning in the local version of Denny's all hammered and sloppy.  :yay

thats awesome
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2005, 10:47:05 PM »

This gives me a good idea for my friends bachelor party...I have to look into getting a midget stripper...I'm sure vegas won't be a hard place to find'em. I'm sure they have midget ranches around that area.

When I was stationed in Cherry Point, NC there was a strip club just outside the gate named Olivia's. They had 50 cent drafts on Wednesday nights, that why we went :paranoid....otherwise it was dump. They had a midget stripper.....you could make fun of her while she danced and she wouldn't care. She was a raging drunk too.....used to see her at 3:00 in the morning in the local version of Denny's all hammered and sloppy. :yay

How long ago were you down at the Point?  I may have to take a trip up from Lejuene to check that one out. 
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2005, 03:11:11 AM »

I was in Cherry point from 99 until 2001. From what I've heard the midget is still there. Not really worth the trip. Money is better spent at La Mirage or the Driftwood. But it is probably not a bad idea to see it aleast once. Drive up towards the main gate, then hang a right. You'll see Olivia's (a total dive) on the right hand side. Happy midget stripper hunting.
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2005, 03:34:09 AM »

Koy Detmer has the best motto ever.
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2005, 04:00:40 AM »

That is a pretty farging good motto.....if your're first name is Chester.....which mine isn't..... :paranoid
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2005, 04:01:36 AM »

Hey, I just thought of something that would cheer RJS up about work the other day. Right now it is 4:00AM, and I am still at work....have been since 8:00AM..YESTERDAY. Cheers ya fargers!
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2005, 10:48:18 AM »

hope you work at a strip club.
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Re: So Bored
« Reply #43 on: July 30, 2005, 11:29:49 AM »

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Re: So Bored
« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2005, 12:35:36 PM »

http://www.originalicons.com/Icons/Actors%20And%20Actresses/John%20Stamos.html

Just kinda thought it was amusing that you could have a John Stamos icon.  :-D
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