Week 13: Chicago - Black Friday Bullshtein

Started by PhillyPhreak54, November 23, 2025, 08:54:12 PM

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Diomedes

Bro hasn't had the same OC even once in his entire career, including college.  I get that hating on Hurts is the hip ragebait for trolling mfers, but this shtein offense is not on Hurts.  It's on Howie and Lurie.  They've got a HC who needs a real OC and they didn't get him one.  Instead, they let him elevate one of his bros, again.  It didn't work with Brian Johnson and it's not working with Eggman. 

Last year, with a real OC...SB.

The players love Sirianni.  He's not a play calling coach, needs an OC.  Direct your hate to the bosses, who didn't set the team up (or Hurts) up for success.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

Quote from: Diomedes on Today at 10:05:20 AMLast year, with a real OC...SB.

and a 2000 yard rusher a dominant offensive line and a great pass rush...when these things drop off hurts is not nearly good enough to win games with his arm...as i mentioned before when the QB is a 3 or a 4 everything else needs to be a 10 to survive

the chicago game was all hurts....it was actually astonishing how bad he was
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

As though Saquon didn't benefit from having a real OC calling the plays

I get it you wanna hate on Hurts and you're happy when he loses.  Good for you.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

i like hurts fine and am not happy when they lose...that said if his zesty play forces them to address the qb position and a byproduct of that is losing then im all for it...mcnabb i hated hurts is just bad
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SD

2022 with a great oc in Steichen league mvp before he got hurt
2023 Brian Johnson - who was horrible - the offense sucked even with an improved running game
2024 Moore...wasn't a fan of his play calling but he was a competent oc who knew how to play to his strengths
2025 Petullo is not good

I don't have a problem saying hurts has been bad this season. My problem is we've been hearing he stinks even when he was the league mvp front runner and sb mvp. Also factor in petullo is not a good oc, they have a bottom 5 running game, they commit some of the dumbest penalties at the worst times.

But who am I kidding. If we had Dak we'd have 4 straight sb titles.

MDS

so hurts entire production is based upon who the OC is, got it.

patullo stinks but theres plenty of plays out there for hurts to make, and he cant do it on a consistent basis. he has 1 minnesota game where it clicks then 10 bears games where he cant see the field.

my biggest issue with hurts is just his overall uselessness. like why am i paying this dude $50M a year when I get the same production for 10% of that from Marcus Mariota. Dude is what he is but you saw him on SNF tear through Denver's defense with a fraction of the talent Hurts has. If all the Eagles need is a game manager who doesnt turn it over and relies on the run game, then why are they allocating these resources to JALEN HURTS
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