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How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« on: September 01, 2005, 07:50:41 AM »

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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2005, 07:53:23 AM »

I started collecting DVDs at 18 and the collection has grown like a fungus  >:D
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2005, 07:57:13 AM »

I've only got one. The rest of the collection is on my harddrive.
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2005, 10:14:23 AM »

One...that I got for free when I ordered Playboy as a gift for my brother (he didn't want it).  The rest are mostly burned complilations that I downloaded here and there.
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2005, 01:03:30 PM »

i just bought my first three...a month ago or so...its been a good month :crazy
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2005, 05:33:05 PM »

I don't have any. The internet was invented (by Al Gore) for porn. Tipper must be pissed!
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2005, 06:08:18 PM »

I think what you meant to say was

I've got every episode of Animal Precinct on dvd.  I luv me sum jailhouse porn. 
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2005, 08:58:23 PM »

I've got 4.....most of them are a couple of years old. I keep them stuffed away in the closed, by the laundry, so my lazy ass wife doesn't find them. I'm going to start a Best Porn Movie Name of All time thread.... :yay


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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2005, 10:33:05 PM »

Why would you not want your wife to find them?  Pull them out and give her some good ideas.  That's the only way to go.  That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them. 

I couldn't be more serious.  I just got done watching a download with the Mrs.  She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn.  Does the trick every time.
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2005, 11:41:03 PM »

Why would you not want your wife to find them? Pull them out and give her some good ideas. That's the only way to go. That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them.

I couldn't be more serious. I just got done watching a download with the Mrs. She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn. Does the trick every time.

Zanshin makes a very good and valid point.  So remember, if you ever want to get your freak on with Mrs. Z, you've got to throw some porn in first.  ;)
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2005, 01:07:41 AM »

Just don't fast forward over the parts you don't like. Arguing over porn will lead nowhere good.
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2005, 06:27:41 PM »

Why would you not want your wife to find them? Pull them out and give her some good ideas. That's the only way to go. That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them.

I couldn't be more serious. I just got done watching a download with the Mrs. She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn. Does the trick every time.

Zanshin makes a very good and valid point. So remember, if you ever want to get your freak on with Mrs. Z, you've got to throw some porn in first. ;)

That would be great.  I try to only set her up with guys who make me look awesome by comparision.  You'd be perfect.
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Re: How many porn DVDs d'you have?
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2005, 01:30:34 AM »

Why would you not want your wife to find them? Pull them out and give her some good ideas. That's the only way to go. That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them.

I couldn't be more serious. I just got done watching a download with the Mrs. She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn. Does the trick every time.

Zanshin makes a very good and valid point. So remember, if you ever want to get your freak on with Mrs. Z, you've got to throw some porn in first. ;)

That would be great. I try to only set her up with guys who make me look awesome by comparision. You'd be perfect.

I'm content being role player man.  Just trying to do my part to help the team.  ;)
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