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Title: Golf
Post by: stalker on January 29, 2009, 12:42:21 PM
Does anybody play golf? I have played a little off and on for years. This past summer I started playing 2-3 times a week regularly and am really addicted to it now. I haven't played since November and am dying to get out. As long as my business keeps moving, I figure maybe go down to Florida during Phillies spring training and get in a few rounds. Is anyone else a player.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 29, 2009, 04:21:49 PM
Die painfully.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 29, 2009, 10:11:03 PM
I love to play. I played in middle school, stopped for about 15 years and started again last year.

The last time I shot, I hit 97.

I have a major slice problem. I can tee off facing almost at a 45 degree angle to the fairway and it will still slice right. If I can fix that (I think its my hips flying open too soon) I should be able to cut a lot off my score.
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Post by: stalker on January 30, 2009, 12:02:34 AM
I am kinda the same way. I played a lot when I was younger and played nothing but occasional customer golf for about 15 years. I took some advice from a friend who was briefly on the tour and it paid real dividends. I was thinking of buying new clubs this year (my old ones were 15 years old), it would have set me back about a grand or so. He said, take the 1000 and buy some lessons. To prove his point, we went out and played. He brought a 5 iron and a putter and shot a 65 on our local track. So, I took some lessons this year. I found a pro who really likes walking lessons. Anyway, I am playing to about a 12 this year which is way better than I have ever played.
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Post by: ice grillin you on February 23, 2009, 02:17:16 PM
real good article on stevie williams

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1881268-3,00.html
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Post by: Sgt PSN on March 26, 2009, 11:11:32 PM
I love to play. I played in middle school, stopped for about 15 years and started again last year.

The last time I shot, I hit 97.

I have a major slice problem. I can tee off facing almost at a 45 degree angle to the fairway and it will still slice right. If I can fix that (I think its my hips flying open too soon) I should be able to cut a lot off my score.

i just started playing in 07 so i'm only entering my 3rd season and am far from an expert but i started out with a terrible slice too, especially since all my mechanics were all baseball mechanics.  still have the slice a little but it's not nearly has bad and it's not there on every swing....maybe only 1 out of every 4 or 5 drives now.   

couple things i did and am still doing to work it out:

1.  point my left foot inboard slightly to help keep my hips from opening up.

2.  put my left foot an inch or two closer towards the tee than my right (rear) foot. 

3.  focus on pulling the club through my swing with my left hand, rather than pushing it through with my right. 

4.  swing easy and don't try to crush the ball 300 yards.  distance will eventually come with proficiency.  for now, i'm content with driving it 220 yards down the middle rather than 260 yds and landing in the middle of a bunch of trees or a pond. 

getting rid of that slice for the most part has taken probably about 25 strokes off my game.  i usually shoot right around 100 now but my best score so far is a 93. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 27, 2009, 03:10:31 PM
i just started playing in 07 so i'm only entering my 3rd season and am far from an expert but i started out with a terrible slice too, especially since all my mechanics were all baseball mechanics.  still have the slice a little but it's not nearly has bad and it's not there on every swing....maybe only 1 out of every 4 or 5 drives now.   

couple things i did and am still doing to work it out:

1.  point my left foot inboard slightly to help keep my hips from opening up.

2.  put my left foot an inch or two closer towards the tee than my right (rear) foot. 

3.  focus on pulling the club through my swing with my left hand, rather than pushing it through with my right. 

4.  swing easy and don't try to crush the ball 300 yards.  distance will eventually come with proficiency.  for now, i'm content with driving it 220 yards down the middle rather than 260 yds and landing in the middle of a bunch of trees or a pond. 

getting rid of that slice for the most part has taken probably about 25 strokes off my game.  i usually shoot right around 100 now but my best score so far is a 93. 


a welcome back (http://www.philaflava.com/forum/images/smiles/didntread4gd.gif) for dat ass   
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 27, 2009, 03:33:48 PM
I love to play. I played in middle school, stopped for about 15 years and started again last year.

The last time I shot, I hit 97.

I have a major slice problem. I can tee off facing almost at a 45 degree angle to the fairway and it will still slice right. If I can fix that (I think its my hips flying open too soon) I should be able to cut a lot off my score.

i just started playing in 07 so i'm only entering my 3rd season and am far from an expert but i started out with a terrible slice too, especially since all my mechanics were all baseball mechanics.  still have the slice a little but it's not nearly has bad and it's not there on every swing....maybe only 1 out of every 4 or 5 drives now.   

couple things i did and am still doing to work it out:

1.  point my left foot inboard slightly to help keep my hips from opening up.

2.  put my left foot an inch or two closer towards the tee than my right (rear) foot. 

3.  focus on pulling the club through my swing with my left hand, rather than pushing it through with my right. 

4.  swing easy and don't try to crush the ball 300 yards.  distance will eventually come with proficiency.  for now, i'm content with driving it 220 yards down the middle rather than 260 yds and landing in the middle of a bunch of trees or a pond. 

getting rid of that slice for the most part has taken probably about 25 strokes off my game.  i usually shoot right around 100 now but my best score so far is a 93. 

Thanks, I'll try that stuff. Better than paying some golf shop pro to do it...and I refuse to do that so I'll tinker with it on my own.

I know if I can eliminate that slice, I'll be home free.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on March 27, 2009, 03:38:21 PM
paying a golf pro is worth every penny if youre serious about golf

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 27, 2009, 03:46:02 PM
I'm serious enough about it that I want to be good enough to play well. But not serious enough that I want to drop cash on a golf pro. If I can shoot high 80's, I'm cool with that.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on March 27, 2009, 03:59:19 PM
Ive been playing for quite a while Phreak and I can almost bet you that if you want to be consistently in the 80's, youre either

a) going to have to play your ass off a minimal of 2 times a week and hit up the range weekly

b) grab a golf pro at least once to straighten you out and put you on the right path

c) if not a or b--just be that damn good that you dont need anything but Sarges 4 bullet points
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 04:23:46 PM
this tips i picked up were all from a club pro over drinks.  i would eventually like to take a couple lessons but they are too rich for my blood right now and i dont want to drop that kind of coin on something that i may or may not lose interest in a couple of years from now. 

if i had the time/cash to get out and play just once a week, i'm sure i could get consistantly into the high 80's/low 90's.  as it stands right now though, i've only gotten out on the links about 3 or 4 times in the last 6 months, so my score is stuck around 100. 

i just played a couple of weeks ago and used a 60 degree wedge for the first time.  it was quite comical to say the least.  what a goofy farging club.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 27, 2009, 05:27:48 PM
I like both playing and watching golf, and this thread is still unreadable.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 27, 2009, 05:45:46 PM
it really is one of the worst threads ive ever seen on the internet
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on March 27, 2009, 05:55:25 PM
Unathletic dudes are the worst
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Post by: rjs246 on March 27, 2009, 05:58:05 PM
Ha. reese finally says something I agree with. farg golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 06:56:49 PM
yeah, it must suck for tiger having to go home and bang this every night:

(http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/sports/tiger_woods_2005_wife2.jpg)
(http://whitsports.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/elin-nordegren2.jpg)
(http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/archives/nordegren.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on March 27, 2009, 07:15:48 PM
Using the best golf player ever as an example makes lots of sense.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 29, 2009, 08:00:08 PM
Tiger Woods is farging ridiculous.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 03, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
going to oc, md this weekend and gonna play a par three course for the first time ever
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2009, 12:04:07 PM
what the hell is a par 3 course?  all the holes are par 3's?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on April 03, 2009, 12:05:17 PM
I hate golf and I know what a par three course is. Jackicehole.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 03, 2009, 12:05:44 PM
what the hell is a par 3 course?  all the holes are par 3's?

par sixes
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: BigEd76 on April 03, 2009, 12:36:26 PM
golf for people with ADD (or a 45-minute lunch break)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on April 06, 2009, 11:01:14 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Quite-simply-the-most-amazing-golf-hole-on-the-p?urn=golf,152314


I'm going.  Seriously.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 06, 2009, 11:22:05 AM
That rules.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 06, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Quite-simply-the-most-amazing-golf-hole-on-the-p?urn=golf,152314


I'm going.  Seriously.

that is pretty damn awesome.  i'd pay $220 just to ride in the a helocopter, so it would basically be like getting a free round of golf.  
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on April 06, 2009, 06:44:05 PM
Exactly my thinking.  I mean, this is Bucket List level experience. I have the airline miles.  I have the $220.  I'd hate myself if I didn't do this.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 06, 2009, 09:28:35 PM
You have enough airline miles to fly to farging South Africa?

Jeebus.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 06, 2009, 09:37:20 PM
I hope you die golfing in South Africa, that would be most awesome.  farging golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on April 07, 2009, 09:50:44 AM
You have enough airline miles to fly to farging South Africa?

Jeebus.
As far as I can tell, its 80k miles for Economy, 120k miles for Business, or 160k miles for First.  If thats the case, that isn't bad at all. (To put it in perspective, I was earning 10k miles flying round trip from PA to San Fran)

Now, ticket availability, thats another question.



I hope you die golfing in South Africa, that would be most awesome.  farging golf.
What if I promise to wear a Trotter jersey?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 07, 2009, 07:06:37 PM
I hope you die golfing in South Africa, that would be most awesome.  farging golf.

Is it golf, South Africa, helicopter rides on golf courses, or Paco that has you upset?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 08, 2009, 12:35:06 AM
Exactly my thinking.  I mean, this is Bucket List level experience. I have the airline miles.  I have the $220.  I'd hate myself if I didn't do this.

i dont have the miles, but i do have the $220.  but the early indicators have us deploying to the horn of africa next year, and if that's the case, then me and a couple of the pilots in my squadron who are avid golfers are going to hijack one of our birds and fly down there for a round. 

tax dollars at work son. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2009, 03:24:19 PM
Tiger & Phil are putting on a ridiculous show right now.

You all care.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
You have enough airline miles to fly to farging South Africa?

Jeebus.
As far as I can tell, its 80k miles for Economy, 120k miles for Business, or 160k miles for First.  If thats the case, that isn't bad at all. (To put it in perspective, I was earning 10k miles flying round trip from PA to San Fran)

Now, ticket availability, thats another question.



I hope you die golfing in South Africa, that would be most awesome.  farging golf.
What if I promise to wear a Trotter jersey?

 :-D
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2009, 03:28:56 PM
The second after I posted that both of those Romes blasted drives into the woods.

Romes.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2009, 05:03:31 PM
tiger is a maniac
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Post by: MDS on April 12, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
nice choke tiger you joke
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Post by: Diomedes on April 12, 2009, 06:48:58 PM
have I mentioned how much I hate golfers?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2009, 08:16:11 PM
Kenny Perry choked it up today. Bogeyed his last two and they went to playoffs.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 13, 2009, 09:04:49 AM
Kenny Perry choked it up today. Bogeyed his last two and they went to playoffs.

The first playoff hole proved that Cabrera has a bunch of clovers up his ass or something.  When you hear that thud off of a tree, it is usually bad news.  Instead, it kicks right out into the fairway, and he gets up and down for par.  Incredible.

Oh, and he's a really good player too.  So, good for him.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 13, 2009, 09:07:45 AM
Boob grab at the Masters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIT-emDhdHs)
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 13, 2009, 11:30:05 AM
Kenny Perry choked it up today. Bogeyed his last two and they went to playoffs.

The first playoff hole proved that Cabrera has a bunch of clovers up his ass or something.  When you hear that thud off of a tree, it is usually bad news.  Instead, it kicks right out into the fairway, and he gets up and down for par.  Incredible.

Oh, and he's a really good player too.  So, good for him.

No doubt. The look on his face was great. He looked expecting it to have bounced further into the shtein and miraculously it ended up in the fairway. He is a good player.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 13, 2009, 11:32:32 AM
I found myself rooting for Perry, but he choked it away Philly style, so farg him.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 14, 2009, 04:20:40 PM
maria verchenova is hot like that

(http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__4/ept_sports_golf_experts-456392759-1242316150.jpg?ym2FdQBDaW5.qt2g)
(http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__4/ept_sports_golf_experts-711178003-1242303221.jpg?ym17ZQBD2Vl1gBDs)

(http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_large/2009/03/02/a__.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 16, 2009, 01:53:12 PM
I played Inniscrone (http://inniscronegolfcourse.com/sites/courses/layout9.asp?id=816&page=45305) up in Avondale two weeks ago, what a farging great course.  It's cheap, and probably the most challenging course i've played. 

Only problem is halfway thru i felt some pain in my left elbow, i farging gave myself golfers elbow, and have to play in a golf tourney Thursday.  Luckily there will be kegs at every hole. 
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Post by: Sgt PSN on June 17, 2009, 10:42:17 AM
the chair force base i'm on has intramural golf every thursday.  $10 for the cart and that's it.  no green fees and they give you free breakfast. 

only problem is that they tee off at 630am.  i'd need to be waking up around 430 to make it in time. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 17, 2009, 11:17:41 AM
thats sweet...id play golf everyday if it was cheap...i just dont like it enough to validate the outrageous cost of it
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 17, 2009, 11:19:08 AM
one of my coworkers is former airforce, and said he played every day down in SC at the AFB course, it was 12 bucks a day.  Every time i go out its so damn expensive between the course prices around here, and me drinking. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 17, 2009, 11:48:40 AM
thats sweet...id play golf everyday if it was cheap...i just dont like it enough to validate the outrageous cost of it

normal fees on this base are about 15 for greens and then 10 for the cart.....which is still pretty cheap.  other bases i've played on have been anywhere between 20 and 40 for green fees + whatever they charge for cart.  alot of bases also tend to charge green fees based on pay grade as well.   

as much as i hated living in nc, camp lejeune's golf course was absolutely gorgeous.  challenging but at the same time, great for beginners as well. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 18, 2009, 10:47:22 AM
bought a new driver last weekend, TaylorMade Tour Burner...it's farging sweet
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 18, 2009, 11:11:21 AM
beth page...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ATjPNQL071M/RhHUEExHXbI/AAAAAAAAALg/3Tx8mUUFZj4/s320/cs_260.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 18, 2009, 02:03:15 PM
bought a new driver last weekend, TaylorMade Tour Burner...it's farging sweet

how much did you pay for it?  i saw it at a couple local golf shops for about $200 but you can pick one up at dick's for $130.

i think i'm going to give my current set about 2 more years before i look at replacing it.  i just started playing in 07 and i picked up a set from the exchange on base for about $120.  some brand i never heard of......affinity i believe it's called.  some of my golf buddies who have been playing a lot longer than me have taken a few swings with them and say that they're great clubs considering the price i paid.  i assume they're just trying to find a polite way of telling me i've got some cheap ass clubs though. 

so what's the best way to go......buying clubs by the set or individually building your bag? 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 18, 2009, 02:04:55 PM
i bought a starter set, and this driver is my first upgrade because i had confidence in the driver that came with it.  but irons and shtein don't really matter unless you're good enough to make them matter. 

i paid 129.99...it hits great.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 18, 2009, 02:16:51 PM
nice.  what i've been thinking about doing is first getting the clubs that didn't come in my set.  i don't have a sand wedge or a 2-4 iron. 

and i think i'm going to throw out all of my woods except the driver.  i just can't seem to cleanly hit my 3w or 5w unless i'm on the tee.  and the hybrid that came in my bag is probably better suited for clubbing baby seals than golf balls.

so basically once i tee off, i'm probably going straight to my 5 iron even if i'm still 250 yds from the green.   
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 19, 2009, 08:28:47 AM
I have an Affinity sandwedge, its really nice.  I use knockoff Callaways i got from a local golf outlet http://www.turingolf.com/  They get the clubs from the same factory as the originals, except they dont have the big brand names on there. 

We had a betterball tourney yesterday, shot as a group a 80.  The Ducks Unlimited Tourney was at the course next to my work, its nice to be shteinfaced at 11am knowing i'm within 1000yds or work.  http://www.deerfieldgolfclub.com/course-tour.cfm

On the 10th hole, i absolutely murdered a ball off the tee, ended up driving it over 340yds.  My uncle just gave me his old Taylormade Driver from 5 years ago.  For years i went without a driver mainly because i couldnt control my drives.  After shoulder surgery my surgeon said my drives would lose about 10yds but they would be straight, and he was right. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 19, 2009, 08:43:13 AM
Knock-offs suck. 

I have Taylor Made Tour irons with rifle shafts, and driver & three wood with graphite shafts.  The five and seven woods are from Goldwin Golf.  It's a shame that company went out of business because they made the best fairway woods I've ever played with. 

My putter is an Odyssey Rossie Mallet and much like me it rules all creation.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 19, 2009, 09:12:08 AM
Im looking forward to Wingspan getting that CF golf outing together....it should be a good time.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 19, 2009, 09:31:00 AM
surprisingly now it seems everyone plays..lol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 19, 2009, 09:37:31 AM
I haven't played in months.  I was an 8 handicap in my 20's, though.  Played five days a week minimum.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 19, 2009, 09:43:52 AM
you were busting your ass at work back then huh?
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Post by: Sgt PSN on June 19, 2009, 10:35:36 AM
i haven't gotten out much at all this year.  2 or 3 times i believe.  regrettably, it's mostly due to budget cuts.  but now that i know about that thursday morning special that the base course offers, i will probably start going a little more often. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 19, 2009, 02:30:30 PM
you were busting your ass at work back then huh?

Got done work at around 4:00 then played 18 afterwards.  Cost me $6.36 a round to walk 18 at the twilight rate back then.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 19, 2009, 03:19:53 PM
$6.36? What was that back in 1940?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on June 19, 2009, 03:26:44 PM
This conversation gets more and more interesting by the second.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 19, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm there.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on June 22, 2009, 10:51:33 AM
ricky barnes choking.

i love monday golf, hopefully there will be a playoff.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 22, 2009, 10:53:19 AM
http://www.usopen.com/en_US/console/console.html?ts=1245678127952&video=Marquee%20Group&syn=&db=false&ref=www.usopen.com/en_US/video/live.html&alt=

if anyone wants to watch at work
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on June 22, 2009, 10:55:51 AM
ya thats what i'm watching too, pretty solid video feed.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 22, 2009, 11:59:10 AM
Lefty on FIYAH
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on June 22, 2009, 12:35:46 PM
i'd put money on mahan today.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on June 22, 2009, 12:42:13 PM
sike.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 22, 2009, 01:29:28 PM
who the farg is...i forgot who won
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: BigEd76 on June 22, 2009, 01:46:54 PM
Phil fail
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 05, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
i'd put money on mahan today.

 :paranoid
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on July 17, 2009, 12:06:10 PM
ha--not only is there about 30 mph winds right now at the British Open, but just to show you how ridiculously high the rough is-- tiger woods hit a tee shot off to the left about 15 minutes ago and has over 100+ people from the gallery and staff looking for his ball and still cant find it

course is crazy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 17, 2009, 01:09:03 PM
course isnt crazy the weather is...turnberry is actually the easiest BO course

in decent weather yesterday the record for most rounds ever in the 60's at the british open was set
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on July 17, 2009, 03:55:02 PM
Tom Watson, asked about birdying 16 and 18 today said that "at 59 it's almost as good as having sex".   :-D
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 19, 2009, 01:25:15 PM
wow what a gag job
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2009, 02:46:27 PM
Mets-like collapse.   :-D

Of course, afterward, the graying & feeble sports pundits ABC employs were all in tears over Watson's performance this week.  I thought Rick Reilly was going to spontaneously break into song over it.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 19, 2009, 02:52:53 PM
Bruce Willis wins!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2009, 08:39:14 PM
Rick Reilly is nauseating.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on July 19, 2009, 11:48:14 PM
i was in the car during this but watching the highlights that is a complete and total choke

but im pretty sure reilly wrote his column on friday and after a few jerks and a few cum stains later hes done
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2009, 01:14:52 PM
northwest phillys own keith dicciani (also went to temple) came in at E today

holla
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on August 13, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
Slowest sports news day ever?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2009, 01:22:49 PM
Who? Where?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2009, 01:36:21 PM
roxborough negro
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 13, 2009, 01:41:50 PM
east falls representin
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on September 16, 2009, 05:52:26 PM
i've got a work golf retreat at this place in the chesapeake bay tomorrow.  should be hilarious since i've played only once in about 5 years.

(http://images.marinas.com/med_res_id/115493)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 16, 2009, 06:45:16 PM
hit a yuppie farg in the face with a 14 iron for me
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on September 16, 2009, 06:48:11 PM
yo matty...is that Bay Creek?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 16, 2009, 07:26:14 PM
lol at 14 iron. 

i just moved into a nice little condo on a golf course in the middle of the desert.  my back patio overlooks the 1st green and about 60 degrees to my left is the 2nd tee box.  it's not a fancy course or anything and it's relatively straight from tee to green, but it's still a pretty nice course any my landlord pays for my membership so i play as much as i want for free.  booyaa!

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl

search "tierra del sol golf course california city, ca"

when it shows up on the map, it's pretty much the only grassy area you'll see.   
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on September 18, 2009, 01:50:54 PM
yo matty...is that Bay Creek?

river ridge i think it was called. cambridge, md.  had my first beer at 10:30am, my last at about 3am. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on September 18, 2009, 02:48:02 PM
how bout dude that won a million dollars yesterday at a charity event in Wyoming? He got a hole-in-one on a par 3.

they showed it on ESPN this morning. the ball took a crazy side bounce and rolled right in slow-mo style. from restaurant manager to millionaire just like that
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 18, 2009, 02:50:30 PM
a million bucks in wyoming will set your family up for like 5 generations.  in cali, it's mall money. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: BigEd76 on November 27, 2009, 03:27:41 PM
Tiger Woods was supposedly "seriously" injured in a car crash early this morning, but he was released with nothing but facial cuts...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagaholic on November 27, 2009, 07:22:20 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10438782/Authorities:-Tiger-Woods-seriously-hurt-in-crash?GT1=39002

more details....at around 2:25am leaving home, no alcohol involved but some kind of domestic situation
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 17, 2010, 02:55:05 PM
tiger presser friday @ 11am - pga hq


most watched press conference ever?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on February 17, 2010, 03:04:09 PM
funny how espn just had a jack nicklaus interview talking about tiger coming back to golf....with this somber piano music playing in the background

almost like please forgive him music
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on February 17, 2010, 03:06:01 PM
It will be tied for the least watched press conference by rjs ever.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on February 17, 2010, 03:09:00 PM
its a presser with no questions being answered by tiger...just a im sorry statement

no point in watching it all



Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 17, 2010, 03:10:30 PM
best press conference ever

(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/f/b/fbykqqmzozj3kyq3.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on February 19, 2010, 11:06:49 AM
the way hes reading this statement is weird as shtein
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 19, 2010, 11:11:08 AM
reading or not hes saying all the right things and doing an excellent job
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 11:15:18 AM
only a golfer would apologize like this. thus proving the gayness of the sport.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on February 19, 2010, 11:17:10 AM
no.... you mean only the most recognized athlete in the world right?

needed to be done
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 19, 2010, 11:22:12 AM
he addressed a subject far more personal and embarrassing than steroids yet gave an apology way more sincere and detailed than all the baseball players combined
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 11:25:11 AM
bull farging sheit it needed to be done. it just proves how pathetic this society has become that we have to have a presser so a sports figure can say sorry to the public for cheating on his wife. if anyone was so damaged by what he did that they needed to be apologized to it points out some deeper issues you have.


but i guess now that this has happened the world can move on.  ::)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 11:25:37 AM
not watching it, but i heard (i believe it was rick rielly) yesterday saying that he needs to apologize for his behavior, blah blah blah and that he especially needs to work hard to make amends with his female fan base. 

what a bunch of farging bullshtein.  dude cheated on his wife.  i don't condone it but big farging deal.  then he checks himself into a clinic and says he has a sex addiction.  look, cheating on your wife does not mean you have a sex addiction.  it means that you saw a chick in applebee's and thought she'd look good bouncing her face off your head board. 

here's a thought for rich, successful male athletes who travel a lot.  don't get married you farging tools.  then you can bang all the skanks you want and no one is going to think less of you for doing so.  look at derek jeter.  people are so used to him farging hot actresses and models that it barely shows up on the radar whenever he takes a new one home.  i guarantee he's pulling in twice as much ass as tiger ever did and no one farging cares.  why?  because he's single.  and single people can farg all the want and no one gives a shtein. 

but for whatever reason, people are still hung up on the idea that life isn't complete unless you've got a wife and a few kids in tow.  or they think that "settling down" will somehow improve their image or something.  farg that.  jeter is still considered "the all american boy" and dude's one of the biggest man-whores ever.  doesn't seem to be affecting his image or ability to land endorsements. 

during the offseason jeter should hold a clinic for young famous celebs and athletes to show them how getting married is about the dumbest farging thing you can do.  i'm sure he's got a ton of pics from inside the bedroom with all the women he's banged.  maybe he could put together a slide show or something pointing out everything they'd be passing up.  save that shtein until you're retired or something. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 19, 2010, 11:27:41 AM
Jack Llewellyn is Kenny's Powers in 20 years
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on February 19, 2010, 11:28:45 AM
Honestly. Who gives a farging shtein?

I just read something that said 80% of men cheat on their wives at one point or another. So who the farg is this dude apologizing to and more importantly why the farg would anyone, anywhere care?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on February 19, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
bull farging sheit it needed to be done. it just proves how pathetic this society has become that we have to have a presser so a sports figure can say sorry to the public for cheating on his wife. if anyone was so damaged by what he did that they needed to be apologized to it points out some deeper issues you have.


but i guess now that this has happened the world can move on.  ::)


its not just about cheating on his wife...its about the image he portayed to his fans, endorsers paying him huge dollars, his fellow players and the game of golf

what he pulled in the eyes of all those people was a con-job, and they were owed at least an apology or he faces harsh scrutiny for the rest of his life and career.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on February 19, 2010, 11:30:10 AM
Nobody owes anyone anything. Let alone a phoney baloney apology for getting caught doing something that he clearly wanted to do.

PHONEY BALONEY!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 11:31:15 AM
if a famous athlete cheats he has an addiction and goes to rehab or buys the wife a $2mil ring, if an everyday joe shmoe does it he's a typical dog of a guy.

he cheated on his wife, he was wrong for doing it. but this media circus over it is insulting.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 19, 2010, 11:32:10 AM
nike didnt even have a golf line before tiger

you best believe there is a reason to apologize here
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on February 19, 2010, 11:33:15 AM
there may be a reason for him to apologize...but what bothers me are these farging idiots who think it's owed to "the public"
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 11:33:45 AM
really ? did he address his apology towards nike directly ? did he even mention them ?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on February 19, 2010, 11:35:02 AM
The man is worth over a billion dollars. If he stopped working today, let Elin take her cut, hid from the limelight and went back to farging everything that moves he'd be happier, disgustingly rich and neck deep in weird sex for the rest of his life. The very idea of apologizing to his sponsors should make him laugh his farging ass off.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 11:35:29 AM
12/23/2012 can't come soon enough.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 11:35:55 AM
nike didnt even have a golf line before tiger

you best believe there is a reason to apologize here

what's he going to say?  sorry for making you so much money over the last 13 years?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 19, 2010, 11:38:37 AM
really ? did he address his apology towards nike directly ? did he even mention them ?

he specifically mentioned his sponsers more than once...but not nike directly...ironically the only one he mentioned by name was accenture which dropped him...but know that this whole thing was all done mostly for money and image


nike didnt even have a golf line before tiger

you best believe there is a reason to apologize here

what's he going to say?  sorry for making you so much money over the last 13 years?


he aplogized to his fans who buy nike's shtein...so he can make them as much money as possible over the next 13 years
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on February 19, 2010, 11:39:52 AM
Why would someone so farging rich and famous give one shtein about their image? How much money is enough for god's sake?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 19, 2010, 11:39:55 AM
i dont care the dude stuff some hot poon all around the world, if i'm a billionaire on the road all the time there's a very good chance it happens too.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 19, 2010, 11:43:13 AM
How much money is enough for god's sake?

for real?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 11:43:40 AM
he aplogized to his fans who buy nike's shtein...so he can make them as much money as possible over the next 13 years

anyone who buys or doesn't buy a product based on celebrity endorsements, for the most part, is an idiot.  i'd love to be able to drive a ball like tiger.  but i don't buy nike balls.  i buy a bag of recycled balls that comes out to about 25 cents per ball.  i usually get a few nike balls mixed in there and it turns out that they slice just as good titleist and callahan. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
well i think we can all agree that now we can get on with our lives because tiger's sponsors, tree hugging hippie men and female golf fans have been satisfied.

yay !
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 19, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
he aplogized to his fans who buy nike's shtein...so he can make them as much money as possible over the next 13 years

anyone who buys or doesn't buy a product based on celebrity endorsements, for the most part, is an idiot.


well thats a discussion for another thread ...but the fact is there are tons that do


it could be tiger being your favorite athlete and you want his shtein...like me or you would buy a byron evans jersey

or it could be a child who loves tiger and a parent wanting to buy tiger golf balls because of that

or it could be the person who thinks because tiger uses titleist and is so good that if he uses it himself his game will improve


ect
ect
ect
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on February 19, 2010, 12:03:07 PM
golf sucks.  bourgeois, ostentatious, wasteful.

it would be nice if we were talking about something else--anything else--instead of this pop bullshtein.

For example,  Alexander Haig was just admitted at Johns Hopkins Hospital today.  At 86 years old, that can't be good.  I don't much like the guy, but he's hella more important than some farging golfer.  We'd all be better off reading about him and talking about his place in history instead of Woods.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 19, 2010, 12:04:47 PM
forget tiger woods....as we sit here right now today munson is more important than alexander haig
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on February 19, 2010, 12:06:11 PM
hardly
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 12:14:44 PM
hardly

no it's true. munson has more google searches.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on February 19, 2010, 02:52:54 PM
That's what happens when you win the Ohio State Bowling Tournament.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 02:54:18 PM
or in your case win a bukkaki tournament.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 03:06:09 PM
munson's the soggy biscuit? 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on February 19, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
No I peter north'd some bitch.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 03:30:56 PM
pete is the farging king
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 19, 2010, 03:35:30 PM
munson's the soggy biscuit? 

6days a week
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 06:04:22 PM
and on the 7th day he toweled off? 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on February 19, 2010, 06:27:01 PM
this might be the worst thread in the history of the internet.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on February 22, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
this might be the worst thread in the history of the internet.

thanks for bringing about change.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on March 10, 2010, 06:31:22 PM
Tiger thinks condems are for losers

Jamie Jungers wins 75K and beats out Jamie Grubbs and Loredana Jolie for best Tiger mistress. All in bikinis too.....classic howard stern shtein right here. 

http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/10/jamie-jungers-howard-stern-tiger-woods/ (http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/10/jamie-jungers-howard-stern-tiger-woods/)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2010, 11:19:13 AM
tiger officially coming back for the masters
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on March 16, 2010, 12:29:11 PM
curling > golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2010, 12:38:12 PM
not when tiger is playing...and if he is in contention on sunday at the masters this year it will be one of the greatest sporting events ever
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on March 16, 2010, 12:43:29 PM
Ha. No.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on March 16, 2010, 12:45:28 PM
not when tiger is playing...and if he is in contention on sunday at the masters this year it will be one of the greatest sporting events ever

 :crazy :crazy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2010, 12:47:38 PM
it most certainly will and you dont even have to like golf to be into it

it will be historic

shtein if tiger was in it minus all the drama and time off it would be epic...if hes in it after all thats gone down it will be off the charts...you will be combining the entire sports and tmz worlds all in one magical afternoon
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on March 16, 2010, 12:48:34 PM
The 'TMZ world' can suck the underside of my sweaty ass. And golf isn't a sport. So like I said. No.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 16, 2010, 12:49:07 PM
it'll only be great if tiger is doing something amazing, like threatening a course record or something.  otherwise, it'll just be another masters.   

however, the media coverage and ratings will probably be among the highest in history for all 4 days and if tiger is in contention throughout, then sunday will probably be off the charts. 

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on March 16, 2010, 12:51:47 PM
If Tiger is on the course getting sucked off between putts and raping caddies it might hold some interest. Otherwise it's still just a bunch of rich white people walking around on well-mowed grass for a few hours.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
then sunday will probably be off the charts. 


it will be bedlam
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 16, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
If Tiger is on the course getting sucked off between putts and raping caddies it might hold some interest. Otherwise it's still just a bunch of rich white people walking around on well-mowed grass for a few hours.

walking around on well mowed grass is what got tiger in trouble to begin with. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2010, 12:59:49 PM
also just checked my monday off schedule and i do have april 12 off....normally golf isnt a contact sport but i will be bringing my liver helmet to watch that day if this all falls into place
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on March 16, 2010, 01:04:53 PM
it'll only be great if tiger is doing something amazing, like threatening a course record or something.  otherwise, it'll just be another masters.   

false. 

i love the masters anyway.  it's always one of the first weekends of the year where you can open up all the windows in the house and just sit around and get blasted and watch golf all day. 

but you are nuts if you don't think a tiger win escalates him to an even bigger level if that's even possible.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2010, 01:07:10 PM
yeah his legend goes into uncharted territory if he wins this thing....like muhammed ali realm
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on March 16, 2010, 01:10:05 PM
this thread needs a rainbow icon as even the Romes are saying this is faggy.


Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on March 16, 2010, 01:12:18 PM
yeah golf sucks.  drinking beers, smoking cigars, and smashing shtein with a club while skipping out on work all day.  sounds like something only a homo could enjoy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on March 16, 2010, 01:13:04 PM
the Masters is one of the greatest sporting events on TV--that is if you like golf--and its only because of Tiger Woods that makes it so great

if he is playing on the final day and is in contention on a 4 month layoff, your damn right it will be a spectacle...and all that shtein he did will go right out the window. there will be no tiger haters on that day

all you crackheads that are petrified to pick up a club, or are simply too nonathletic to hit a crisp shot, dont blame the game blame yourself. I guarantee you that if you ever did try it and hit your first clean shot you will be instantly hooked. to say its not a sport is beyond hysterical.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 16, 2010, 01:13:12 PM
it'll only be great if tiger is doing something amazing, like threatening a course record or something.  otherwise, it'll just be another masters.   

false. 

i love the masters anyway.  it's always one of the first weekends of the year where you can open up all the windows in the house and just sit around and get blasted and watch golf all day. 

but you are nuts if you don't think a tiger win escalates him to an even bigger level if that's even possible.

if he wins, absolutely.  i was arguing igy's claim that if tiger is in contention that it will go down as one of the greatest sporting events ever, which is absolutely false.  what if tiger is in contention but everyone else is just playing average golf and the leaders are only sitting at -4 or something?  that hardly qualifies for "greatest sporting event ever." 

in order for it to be one of the greatest events ever, there has to be some great competition out there.....several guys on top of the leaderboard within a stroke of each other, all of them playing ridiculous golf and being like 10 under and actually sustaining that for at least the final 9 holes. 

like i said, this masters will be a media frenzy and a ratings gold mine for whatever network is broadcasting it.  but just having tiger in contention on the final day is not going to automatically make it an all time great sporting event.  the only way that happens is if a bunch of guys show up and play some really great golf.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 16, 2010, 01:14:08 PM
please dont ever say crisp shot again
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on March 16, 2010, 01:14:57 PM
Golf is great fun to play and a farging abomination to watch. Fail.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 16, 2010, 01:15:21 PM
yeah golf sucks.  drinking beers, smoking cigars, and smashing shtein with a club while skipping out on work all day.  sounds like something only a homo could enjoy.

this

all you crackheads that are petrified to pick up a club, or are simply too nonathletic to hit a crisp shot, dont blame the game blame yourself. I guarantee you that if you ever did try it and hit your first clean shot you will be instantly hooked. to say its not a sport is beyond hysterical.

and this.  

Golf is great fun to play and a farging abomination to watch. Fail.

and especially this.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 07, 2010, 08:09:22 PM
new Tiger/Nike commercial....and get ready for one of the best sporting events on tv starting tomorrow.

http://espn.go.com/blog/sportscenter/post/_/id/42742/new-tiger-woods-commercial (http://espn.go.com/blog/sportscenter/post/_/id/42742/new-tiger-woods-commercial)

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 07, 2010, 08:24:40 PM
That makes McNabb's CHUNKY commercials look award-worthy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 07, 2010, 08:30:13 PM
and in perfect timing the NY Daily News just reported Tigers newest slut today...his 22 yr old neighbor. good luck tomorrow tiger.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/tigerwoods/2010/04/07/2010-04-07_tiger_woods_latest_alleged_lover_is_young_neighbor_raychel_coudriet_report.html (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/tigerwoods/2010/04/07/2010-04-07_tiger_woods_latest_alleged_lover_is_young_neighbor_raychel_coudriet_report.html)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 07, 2010, 08:33:40 PM
Quote
"I felt used and violated, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex," Coudriet said, a source told the tab. "I just wanted to dig a big hole, crawl in and die."

she felt used and violated after screwing him, because you know, she was sure that despite the fact his wife lived in the house she was screwing him in, it was true love for both of them.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 07, 2010, 08:59:59 PM
Quote
"I feel extremely violated by what you did to me!" Coudriet reportedly told Woods. "Sorry about that," Tiger responded.

Get in line, beesh.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 07, 2010, 10:02:12 PM
what a funhole
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 07, 2010, 10:29:24 PM
 :-D

Yeah, she's a victim alright.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 07, 2010, 10:36:05 PM
the more skanks who come out and say tiger farged them, the more i admire tiger.  keep it coming bitches. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 07, 2010, 11:08:13 PM
ha
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 08, 2010, 01:43:29 PM
how lame is the crowd at augusta? these people suck.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 08, 2010, 06:10:12 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/08/tiger-woods-masters-bootyism-prank-airplane-banner/
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 08, 2010, 06:11:24 PM
lame
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 08, 2010, 06:13:27 PM
I laughed
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 08, 2010, 08:28:06 PM
look at your boy...-4  on his first day. unreal.

leader is -6
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 08, 2010, 11:45:23 PM
pretty amazing.  let's see if he can maintain for 3 more days.  it's weird because i usually play my best golf after a long layoff.  first round i played this year (after not playing for 5 months) i shot a 97....which anything under 100 is damn good for me.  i've played probably 5 times over the last 2 months and my score has been back up in the 105 range.  except last weekend.  i sucked something awful last weekend. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 09, 2010, 07:03:56 AM
who are you talking to?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 06:25:04 PM
this third round has been incredible....if tiger can get one more back or westwood can come back one or two then tomorrow will be everything everyone wanted
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 06:28:40 PM
scratch that tiger is done
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2010, 06:31:14 PM
i realize the masters is the best and most important golf tourney of the year but you know this is a place where they still openly and unapologetically call black people "boy" and all of them just happen to work in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 06:39:51 PM
its not the best or most important....but yeah thanks on the other thing...def didnt know that
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2010, 06:42:42 PM
lol yes it is

what is more important than winning the masters? its everyones favorite, people care about it the most, etc.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 06:56:31 PM
the us open destroys the masters...any golfer will tell you that...old man reese will be by any second to confirm

the masters is a legend in the eyes of old people that run the club but for golfers us open by a wide margin

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2010, 07:05:29 PM
golfers can suck my dong

THE PEOPLE say augusta.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 07:06:15 PM
yeah the people that run the club
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2010, 07:15:24 PM
The Masters is far and away the most prestigious tournament in the world.  The U.S. Open has frigging amateurs playing in it.  The British Open is a joke and the PGA has club champions from places like Lu Lu Temple Country Club playing in it.

Win The Masters & you're a legend.  No other golf event comes close.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 07:20:52 PM
its really not close...i dont even feel like arguing this...the course at augusta is a miniature golf course compared to the us or british opens

the masters is the greatest in hootie johnsons eyes...thats about it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2010, 07:24:52 PM
more people care about the masters than the us open.

i dont give a shtein abourt golf but these are facts. and we should debate this. stop being mean.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 07:30:55 PM
i agree with that because more non golf fans will be interested...but in the golf world its not a contest

im not talking about q ratings
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2010, 07:32:45 PM
i am

i could give 2 shteins if tiger or phil or whoever likes the us open better

more people care about the masters. there is more attention and pressure and demand to it. its bigger. it matters more who wins it.

the british open is unwatchable the pga is irrelevant so it really comes down to 2 tournaments that need to be watched really only if tiger is within contention.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 10, 2010, 07:38:01 PM
IGY hates the masters because they just started allowing creamies to play there
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 08:05:30 PM
i am

i could give 2 shteins if tiger or phil or whoever likes the us open better

more people care about the masters. there is more attention and pressure and demand to it. its bigger. it matters more who wins it.

the british open is unwatchable the pga is irrelevant so it really comes down to 2 tournaments that need to be watched really only if tiger is within contention.

cause you are a tv guy that knows nothing about golf...it makes sense that you would think the masters is more important...im not a golf guy but im sports guy that hates tv...so it makes sense that i would think the us open would be most important...in the golf world the us open is bigger...it just is
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
you bet your sweet ass i am not part of the golf world

id almost rather be part of the sarah palin world
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 10, 2010, 08:12:27 PM
I can't imagine a single golfer saying that they would prefer to win the us open over the masters.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2010, 08:25:49 PM
until old man reese comes and tells me im wrong im sticking to it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 10, 2010, 10:29:03 PM
its called the masters for a reason. best golfers in the world only. every player wants the ugly green jacket...you slide it on forget about it...youre on a pedestal amongst the other golfers.

the open is exactly what it means..open to anyone that can qualify. although sicker conditions (mostly unfair tricked-up conditions), very unplayable at times, and it switches courses every year. not saying its not a spectacular event, but way more tradition and continuity in the masters. 

that was one of the best 3rd rounds Ive ever seen in a long time. the pin placements today were ridiculous. the pairings couldnt be any better tomorrow.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 11, 2010, 06:18:39 PM
mickelson is playing out of his tree right now.

he's up three with three to play.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MMH on April 11, 2010, 06:28:05 PM
I'd say the Masters>>>>British Open>US Open>>>>>>>>>>>>PGA

British gets the nod due to age, mostly.  Plus, while the courses are dated, the conditions there can be completely ridiculous.  But yeah, the ugly green jacket matters.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 11, 2010, 06:48:22 PM
Mickelson is going to win it.

Nice... poor guy has been through sheer hell what with all the cheating, lying & otherwise scummy behavior on Tiger's part.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 11, 2010, 07:28:10 PM
as far as tiger goes, i think that commercial he did earlier this week with his father's voice in it is by far, more tasteless and scummy than the cheating. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 11, 2010, 09:50:16 PM
Mickelson is going to win it.

Nice... poor guy has been through sheer hell what with all the cheating, lying & otherwise scummy behavior on Tiger's part.



And his wife AND mother having breast cancer....
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 12, 2010, 10:29:16 AM
I am happier for Mickelson than Munson was for John Harbaugh.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 12, 2010, 10:37:57 AM
i like phil but i really wanted tiger to win. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2010, 10:43:22 AM
i like phil but i really wanted tiger to win. 

$$$$$$$$$$?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 11:05:57 AM
i like phil but i really wanted tiger to win. 

all i was really rooting for was for tiger to play well and be in contention at the start of sunday's round.  it's weird because i think i enjoy watching tiger lose just as much as i like watching him win. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 12, 2010, 11:09:23 AM
it would have been such a great F U to everyone. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 12, 2010, 11:10:13 AM
it would have been such a great F U to everyone. 

How about a big FU to himself for being a gigantic fargup?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 12, 2010, 11:19:06 AM
i could cheat on my wife a million times and it wouldn't affect my job in the slightest.  it shouldn't affect his either.  yeah he farged up his life but that's really none of anyone's business. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 12, 2010, 11:22:33 AM
But no one gives a shtein about you. You don't run around promoting yourself as the role model of all role models for kids and adults alike.

Then shtein in everyone's face....including your own children.

That's the one thing that pisses me off the most about him. He rarely got time with his kids to start with...because he was traveling so much for golf. The time he COULD have been with them, he spent putting his dick into anything that moves.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on April 12, 2010, 11:27:37 AM
when did he promote himself as a role model to kids?  when he was promoting fancy watches and buicks?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 11:28:45 AM
it would have been such a great F U to everyone. 

i doubt it.  the fact that he's playing again is already a huge middle finger to everyone that's been bashing him for banging hot skanks.  winning it might have made it stung a little more, but most of the haters were already devestated by the fact that he even tee'd off in the first place and played well for the entire tourney. 

maybe it's just me, but i've become more annoyed with him over the last month or so with the way he's been handling himself.  i really couldn't give 2 shteins about his infidelity.  but some of his statements and what not over the last few weeks are bugging me more than anything else.  the nike commercial with his dad's voice was awful. 

dude needs to quit farging apologizing for sexing bitches up, accept that he's world's #1 ranked golfer and man whore, get out there and keep banging skanks and winning majors. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 12, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
i'm not saying he's not a dirt bag and people have every right to have lost all respect for him, it was just a little nauseating to me that people were saying tiger should be more grateful just to be there this weekend.  unfortunately golf needs tiger more than tiger needs golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 12, 2010, 11:31:12 AM
also, i thought his press conference was pretty good yesterday.  he didn't make excuses, he said he farged up and lied to a bunch of people and he took responsibility for it.  that's more than he needed to say to anyone. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 11:33:03 AM
also, i thought his press conference was pretty good yesterday.  he didn't make excuses, he said he farged up and lied to a bunch of people and he took responsibility for it.  that's more than he needed to say to anyone. 

didn't catch that one, but if that's pretty much the jist of it, then good for him.  it's better than some of the crap he's been spewing in recent weeks.  and much better than going into therapy for "sex addiction."  that mofo don't need to go so a sex rehap clinic in arkansas or wherever the farg it was.  dude just needs to take a trip to hedonism. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 12, 2010, 11:38:24 AM
hot skanks?

Geez PSN, have you SEEN some of the nasty ass he was banging? :puke
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 12, 2010, 02:57:30 PM
Some of them were mostly hot and a little trashy, others were mostly trashy and a little hot, and the pancake waitress was just trashy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 03:22:30 PM
hot skanks?

Geez PSN, have you SEEN some of the nasty ass he was banging? :puke

everyone knows that ugly chicks are good for slump busting.  reminds me of an old golf saying that i just made up:

when you've got a nasty shank,
you need to farg an ugly skank. 

but when your drive goes straight and far,
shag every hottie in the bar. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 12, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
Compare his wife to the rest of the trash he farged.

Mindboggling.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 12, 2010, 03:26:37 PM
Compare his wife to the rest of the trash he farged.

Mindboggling.
They gave him head
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 03:31:24 PM
Compare his wife to the rest of the trash he farged.

Mindboggling.

it's not about shagging women of equal hotness to his wife.  it was about shagging women who would let him do anything he wanted to do to them. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 12, 2010, 04:12:16 PM
On point.

If wives did things that trashy women do, and made an honest attempt at pretending they were enjoying it, there'd be less adultery.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 12, 2010, 04:18:28 PM
yep, its the stuff the lady friends used to do, but now they're too uppity.  You could learn all of this by watching a Maury Povich
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 04:20:04 PM
i contend that if people stopped doing stupid shtein like getting married, there'd be less adultery as well. 

for most people i guess marriage works.  but when it comes to rich, young, famous people like tiger, marriage is dumb.  i can all but guarantee you that tiger got married more for pr and image than he did out of love and desire.  was probably something he did to satisfy his endorsers and possibly even the pga itself. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 12, 2010, 04:22:48 PM
PIITB
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2010, 04:52:24 PM
marriage as an institution is a complete farging joke and should be done away with
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 05:16:57 PM
marriage as an institution is a complete farging joke and should be done away with

i agree completely but i wasn't going to go there.  be single, farg everyone and don't commit yourself to another person unless she's ok with you farging other people. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2010, 05:38:29 PM
bang as many people as possible without catching a disease along the way
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 12, 2010, 05:41:41 PM
that goes without saying.  although i do admit that one of my life's goals is to have a new std manifest itself in my loins and get it named after me.   

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 12, 2010, 09:40:59 PM
marriage as an institution golf is a complete farging joke and should be done away with
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2010, 07:24:49 AM
dio's offspring is going to be a pro golfer.


Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2010, 07:27:13 AM
But no one gives a shtein about you.

Damn, girl...

 :-D
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 13, 2010, 07:33:28 AM
But no one gives a shtein about you.

Damn, girl...

 :-D

haha ok...maybe that's harsh but there aren't a million little kids out there aspiring to be phattymatty.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2010, 07:44:02 AM
theres a lot of adults tho
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2010, 07:52:42 AM
matty = gawd
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on April 13, 2010, 11:01:35 AM
People of all ages should aspire to be phattymatt, or seabiscuit or farging FastFreddie before they should aspire to be Tiger Woods. The world doesn't need anymore prissy, whiney, over-paid douchebag psuedo celebrities, let alone more golfers.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 13, 2010, 11:03:51 AM
Be like SB

Phatty is my hero though, if i had gone down another path i'd walk the road of awesomeness he's paved.  World Travel, heavy gambling, excessive drinking(i got that down).  That said i'm goign to go get a hose to hook up to my car, its time
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: charlie on April 13, 2010, 12:36:23 PM
You don't run around promoting yourself as the role model of all role models for kids and adults alike.

Then shtein in everyone's face....including your own children.

I am curious as to when Tiger Woods actually did this? (the bolded part)

Every commercial I ever really saw with Tiger was him hitting the hell out of a golf ball, not going to the zoo with orphans. He didn't portray himself as a role model, he portrayed himself and as the best golfer in the world.

He checked his tee time...He hit a golf ball with the nike logo... and drank a gatorade.... got in the buick and drove away...

Also... there is not a person alive who is even vaguely familiar with sports that did not know that Tiger was, is, and always will be a total control freak icehole to everyone he ever met. No one could stand the guy. He's borderline sociopath... pretty much what makes him so good on the links.

None of this "scandal" is a scandal in any way... it's just people who are looking to piling on the famous dude because he can sleep with 20 women in 20 cities, and they can't.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 13, 2010, 12:46:35 PM
On point.

If wives did things that trashy women do, and made an honest attempt at pretending they were enjoying it, there'd be less adultery.

QFT
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 13, 2010, 12:50:41 PM
None of this "scandal" is a scandal in any way... it's just people who are looking to piling on the famous dude because he can sleep with 20 women in 20 cities, and they can't.

no, you're wrong man.  it is a scandal.  it's a SEX SCANDAL!  and it's dirty and evil and horrible.  i don't understand how you can make light of this situation.  this isn't some meaningless back page news story getting blown out of proportion like wall street corruption or health care reform or unemployment.  this story actually impacts us all.  the world's best golfer cheated on his wife, man.  it's farging armageddon out there. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 13, 2010, 12:54:04 PM
i have to agree with PSN here. i mean this is affecting the stock market it's so big of a scandal.

also, miliions and millions of inner city kids have now turned away from golf and are headed back to a life of drugs and crime because they relaized their hero has fallen.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: charlie on April 13, 2010, 01:02:47 PM
also, miliions and millions of inner city kids have now turned away from golf and are headed back to a life of drugs and crime because they relaized their hero has fallen because he was caught.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 13, 2010, 01:06:46 PM
this is also destroying the blasian community.  and we simply can't under estimate the social and economical impact that will have on the entire universe should they fall apart.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 13, 2010, 04:47:26 PM
What does QFT stand for?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on April 13, 2010, 04:48:05 PM
I'm pretty sure it stands for google.com.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 13, 2010, 04:48:37 PM
quoted for truth
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 13, 2010, 04:49:12 PM
thanks

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on April 13, 2010, 04:58:24 PM
You're welcome.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 13, 2010, 05:00:23 PM
you owe me ten bucks dicknose
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on April 13, 2010, 05:05:57 PM
It's in the mail, assbutt.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 13, 2010, 05:21:29 PM
assbutt ?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 13, 2010, 05:34:49 PM
it's an insult from the department of redundancy department. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2010, 05:35:00 PM
this is awkward.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 13, 2010, 05:56:52 PM
thanks psn, let me try that out.

hey rome, you're a fleshpopcock.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 13, 2010, 06:00:36 PM
now you got it. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 13, 2010, 06:52:43 PM
Stupid Wop Dego


3 times redundant
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on April 13, 2010, 07:11:58 PM
assbutt ?

Clearly you haven't seen enough of the Simpsons.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 05, 2010, 03:10:21 PM
heading out for my first 9 of the year in a few at Inniscrone.  Cant wait
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 08, 2010, 01:16:59 PM
paul goydos shot the 4th 59 in golf history today and the first ever on a par 71 course
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on July 08, 2010, 01:21:49 PM
What's a paul goydos?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 08, 2010, 01:43:48 PM
Dude shot a 28 on the back 9.  8 birdies and 1 par.  Incredible.

Also - he shot a 59 without a single eagle which is inconceivable to me.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 08, 2010, 08:03:33 PM
What's a paul goydos?

Greek food? Put some of that tzatikizakiwhatever sauce on it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 08, 2010, 08:07:06 PM
What's a paul goydos?

He was the one Tim Finchem brought in to save the PGA.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on July 14, 2010, 11:37:40 AM
(http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/07/500x_reuters94053852.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 14, 2010, 03:13:17 PM
A mick, a hick and a stillupfront walk into a bar...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 14, 2010, 03:29:12 PM
is trent green really a former british open champ?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on July 14, 2010, 04:53:53 PM
Daly is the only good thing about golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on July 15, 2010, 09:57:51 AM
ha john daly shot a 67. do it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 15, 2010, 03:57:54 PM
Did you see his outfit today?   :-D

Pretty cool watching the open as it was on espn at 10 last night Hawaii time.  Daly was on fire.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 16, 2010, 05:02:45 PM
Great moment at the Open when Tom Watson stopped on the bridge on 18 to acknowledge the crowd that this is it for him at St. Andrews.  He almost chipped it in for eagle.

St. Andrews was a mean ol' bitch today.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 26, 2010, 12:50:19 PM
Got my first set of clubs for my birthday. Looking forward to making an ass of myself on one of the local courses.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
arent you like 35?....thats pretty late to start playing golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on July 26, 2010, 02:41:18 PM
thats whats good about golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 26, 2010, 08:21:02 PM
arent you like 35?....thats pretty late to start playing golf

Dude, I don't even remember 35.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2010, 08:25:09 PM
Got my first set of clubs for my birthday. Looking forward to making an ass of myself on one of the local courses.

there's only one rule as a beginner that you need to know: if you're playing slow let the people behind play through.

come to think of it, there's two rules:  let faster players play through and the beginner always buys when the cart girl comes around.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 26, 2010, 09:16:33 PM
I figured the first one (as long as the overtaking players aren't pricks about it), and I'm okay with the second.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on July 26, 2010, 11:54:23 PM
Don't forget rule number three. The day you golf sober is the day you are an old boring douche.

Seriously Rule Number 3. It's in the manual.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 12, 2010, 01:16:27 PM
Tiger is -2 through 2 holes at the PGA.  OMGHESBACK
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 12, 2010, 02:00:56 PM
Rule #4:  If you tee off and your ball doesn't go passed the women's tee, you have to play the rest of the round with your pants around your ankles. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 12, 2010, 02:01:51 PM
-3 through 4 holes.  Tiger is angry and going to hate farg a pancake waitress tonight.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 01, 2010, 02:29:38 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2009/07/bad-fashion-triumverate_299x943.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 01, 2010, 07:24:27 PM
what the farg is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 01, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
I'd like to email those pics to the KKK and ask if they still believe that whites are the superior race. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 01, 2010, 08:47:51 PM
I thought the second pick was Will Ferrell at first, some long ago skit.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 01, 2010, 10:09:02 PM
Yeah, it looks like some old SNL skit he would have done back in the day. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on October 01, 2010, 02:51:10 AM
OK, this doesn't happen very often.  Ryder Cup live prime time in Hawaii!  With the 7:45 AM tee off it's 8:45 PM here.  Sweet!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on October 01, 2010, 03:04:42 AM
Absolutely horrible conditions in Wales.  I can't believe they're playing in this shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 01, 2010, 08:02:48 AM
They're not.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: AO1 on November 18, 2010, 06:27:47 AM
Tiger Woods is going to be on Mike & Mike this morning at 7:30
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 18, 2010, 12:45:07 PM
Just found out that Lee Westwood is now the #1 ranked golfer in the world.

Hahahaa, golf sucks.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 08, 2011, 04:56:33 PM
The Masters is being dominated by a bunch of kids.  They look like teenagers out there.  Waiting for the Tiger blowup.  Hopefully he bludgeons a fan with his driver.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 08, 2011, 05:13:55 PM
If Tiger can just finish this thing in the top 10, that would be a major accomplishment for him.  Right now he's T16, but only 1 stroke back of the top 10.  He has absolutely owned this course during his career though, so if he doesn't play well, then I'll say he's probably done.  Dude ain't right in the head anymore. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 08, 2011, 05:26:53 PM
What is with Ricky Barnes?  He always plays Augusta well.  Who is this Jason Day from Australia?  Talk about a kid. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 08, 2011, 05:44:09 PM
I just looked at the entire leaderboard and saw Vijah Singh at +10.  WTF happened to that dude?  Like 2 years ago he was challenging Woods for the #1 ranking. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 08, 2011, 06:11:45 PM
Singh challenged him for the 1 spot in 2005 kiddo.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 08, 2011, 06:35:04 PM
Was it that long ago?  Still, that's still not that long ago.  Dude just completely fell off. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 08, 2011, 06:51:19 PM
Tiger making his move.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 08, 2011, 09:05:10 PM
I hope Tiger keeps it up. Good to see him shoot well today.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 08, 2011, 09:26:48 PM
yeah--if he ever wanted to start regaining his status, this is by far the major to do it.

going to be great tv sunday if he can be in this thing
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 08, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
Rickie Fowler learning don't be messin with the master of the plantation:

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Rickie-Fowler-gets-a-lesson-in-Augusta-National-?urn=golf-wp563 (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Rickie-Fowler-gets-a-lesson-in-Augusta-National-?urn=golf-wp563)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 09, 2011, 05:17:40 PM
Seen how many putts Tiger has missed today?  4 back but could easily be tied or in the lead.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2011, 08:21:20 PM
tiger blows

way to make it interesting, loser
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 09, 2011, 08:55:03 PM
Rory has a better chance to beat Nicklaus' total majors than Tiger does.

He needs to start banging skanks again.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 10, 2011, 07:33:18 AM
ha...so we are annointing Mcllroy the next legend because hes young and has a shot winning the masters?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2011, 09:02:36 AM
have you actually seen the kid's game or are you just talking out of your sheet pipe as usual, reese?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 10, 2011, 09:54:56 AM
nope, never seen him play.

theres the difference. people see one tournament on tv all year of him or 10 sec highlight clips of him on espn now hes the next legend.

kid is very good and has solid control, but to go off on one major (which is didnt win yet and has yet to win one) and say he is going to break Nicklaus' record--especially with a better chance than Tiger is straight crack talk. how bout he wins 4 or more than let the chants "very quietly" begin.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 10, 2011, 10:08:17 AM
Rory's only 21 and has been showing signs of greatness for 2 years. This would be a breakout performance for sure but not a complete surprise to anyone who knows golf. The kid is capable of pretty much anything on the golf course.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2011, 01:53:36 PM
is he capable of falling apart so tiger can win? and therefore have this matter?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 10, 2011, 01:59:41 PM
Right now, the top 7 players on the leaderboard are all foreigners, inlcuding some douche bag named Adam Scott. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 02:37:49 PM
i have adam scott in a masters pool im in
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2011, 02:54:17 PM
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6900000/Adam-Scott-is-Henry-Pollard-party-down-6944432-680-380.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 04:02:11 PM
holy shtein eldrick is out of his mind right now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 04:16:00 PM
Great to see.

Rory just sank a clutch putt from the lip.

Tiger is going to win this.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 10, 2011, 04:20:11 PM
Holy shtein.  I didn't think he had a shot starting the day like 7 or 8 back, but right now there's a 3 way tie at -10.  He'll be the first one done today too so if he can build a 2 or 3 stoke lead, that'll put some pressure on McIlroy and Schwartzel. 

Either way though, he's probably going to finish in the top 3 which will be a HUGE step forward for him. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 04:24:21 PM
McIlroy is at -11 now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 04:24:51 PM
hes actually down one stroke sarge


Great to see.

Rory just sank a clutch putt from the lip.

Tiger is going to win this.

yeah theres no way that punk kid can or should beat tiger

but theres also a ridiculous number of people at -8 9 or 10....should be a hell of a finish.....golf is back
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 04:29:16 PM
wow what a gag
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 10, 2011, 04:30:55 PM
hes actually down one stroke sarge

Yeah, the leaderboard on ESPN updated about 2 seconds after I posted.  Meh, whatever. 

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 04:31:53 PM
Awful bogey by Tiger.

But Rory just flubbed a chip.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 10, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
you all suck soft pig dick

farg golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 04:33:14 PM
Yeah Tiger blows the putt and then Rory swallows his wedge. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 04:34:13 PM
you all suck soft pig dick

farg golf

golf sucks but the sex addicted cablinasian is awesome
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 04:42:02 PM
Golf is awesome but the Masters is usually the only tournament I care about.  Horrible hole for Tiger.  187 out and he has a 20+ ft putt for birdie?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 04:59:48 PM
Rory is gagging on 10.

Awful!!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 05:03:28 PM
i actually feel sorta bad for the stupid mick

this is painful to watch right now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 05:08:12 PM
tiger money shot
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 05:08:32 PM
Tiger!

Clutch shot there.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on April 10, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Tiger just put himself in position for a lead-taking eagle
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 10, 2011, 05:12:30 PM
you all suck soft pig dick

farg golf

Watch it George Carlin.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 05:14:11 PM
tiger is a POS
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on April 10, 2011, 05:14:20 PM
wooooooooow
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 10, 2011, 05:14:40 PM
The Mic just triple bogeyed, Tiger smells blood.

He farging missed again!  WTF?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 10, 2011, 05:15:51 PM
tiger is a POS

He's putting like a piece of shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 05:16:59 PM
He should pretend like his putts are his piece and the hole is the vadge of a waffle house waitress.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 05:17:53 PM
he almost swished that
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 10, 2011, 05:21:44 PM
Christ, you blink during the past half hour you miss a leader change.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 05:27:05 PM
this is unreal....five way tie for first

tiger has left to many putts out there today...he should be at least -13 right now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 05:30:01 PM
Yep, on this 9 alone, he's missed 3 putts by inches.

I'm hoping for a 5 person playoff.  That would be nuts.  Ogilvy clutchsauce right now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
mcLOLroy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 05:34:44 PM
Biggest collapse of all time?  It is painful to watch right now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 10, 2011, 05:35:33 PM
The legend Mcllroy is having the worst collapse in PGA tour history. Sucks too because he's so close Nicklaus' record.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2011, 05:36:07 PM
mickelson obviously missed the cut.....or did he go off super early today
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 05:37:39 PM
mickelson just finished up with a 74 today.  -1 I think.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 05:42:17 PM
what is a bo van pelt?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on April 10, 2011, 05:43:51 PM
Way to go, Woj (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&page=wojciechowski/110409&sportCat=golf)

Quote
Woods could have won this thing, you know. Not because he took the leaderboard behind the woodshed Saturday -- he didn't, shooting a clunky 2-over-par 74 -- but because almost nobody else did.

Rory McIlroy, the 21-year-old Northern Irishman who can recite every shot of Tiger's win here in 1997, remains your Masters leader entering the final round. He's led or co-led from the start to the end of 54 holes. Unless he has to play left-handed Sunday, McIlroy will become the second-youngest Masters winner in history ... just 237 days behind Woods.

Of course, don't tell Woods this. Asked if he could still win the tournament, Woods didn't hesitate.

"Absolutely," he said, hands on hips.

Woods must have been channeling his inner Nick Faldo when he said it. Or maybe he was overcome by Saturday's stifling heat and humidity.

Yes, in 1996 Greg Norman began the final round of the Masters with a six-stroke lead. And he lost by five shots to Faldo.

But McIlroy hasn't been Larry Mized by this place. Norman had the memories of Mize and that crazy, do-you-believe-in-miracles 1987 playoff chip-in still rattling around in his brain. McIlroy doesn't have that thick of scar tissue.

Nineteen of the last 20 Masters winners have come from the last Sunday pairing. McIlroy is in it, Woods isn't.

Woods is tied for ninth, meaning he'd have to high jump over 12 other players to take the lead. Not going to happen. His game hasn't recovered from swing surgery yet.

...

He won't win, but he'll add to his confidence. And these days, that matters.

"I've got to go out there and put together a good round [Sunday] and see what happens," he said.

McIlroy is going to happen Sunday. But one of these majors -- and soon -- Woods is going to happen too.

This was the main story on the front page of ESPN.com this morning.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 05:47:27 PM
Lol at that article.

This is compelling TV today. I can't stop watching. What a great final round.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 05:49:13 PM
Scott just butchered that.  Might have a tie back at -10 again. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
Tiger didn't get the break on the birdie putt.

He finishes up at -10.

Darren Rovell tweeted that McIlolololroy went from potentially winning $1.4m to winning $140k should he stay in his place now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2011, 06:04:59 PM
Scott is going to win.

Wow to that tee shot on 16!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2011, 06:09:09 PM
Reese could make that shot in his sleep.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 10, 2011, 06:12:46 PM
God damn right.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 10, 2011, 06:27:10 PM
Oh yeah? I could make his tee shot on 17 in my sleep.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 10, 2011, 06:40:20 PM
Day has already won if thats his arm candy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2011, 07:02:15 PM
Schitzel's wife is farging hot.

I hate this assclown already.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2011, 11:19:25 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

everyone should have finished at -10. no tiger no fun.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 09, 2011, 12:29:18 PM
I'm going to be giving this silly little game a shot..I played once, years ago and ended up coming home with only a sunburn. I looked around for clubs this weekend, but I have no idea what Im looking at. I'd like to take lessons, but I dont know how to go about it. Do I just go to a place like Golfsmith and ask all these questions there? Is there a golf site anyone here uses which you'd recommend?

In short, please help.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 12:34:52 PM
I'm going to be giving this silly little game a shot..I played once, years ago and ended up coming home with only a sunburn. I looked around for clubs this weekend, but I have no idea what Im looking at. I'd like to take lessons, but I dont know how to go about it. Do I just go to a place like Golfsmith and ask all these questions there? Is there a golf site anyone here uses which you'd recommend?

In short, please help.

Go to the local course and see about lessons from the golf-pro there - probably cheaper than a place like Golfsmith. That is a pretty nice store though.

Don't buy new clubs. They're a waste of money for a beginner. Start looking on eBay and Craigslist for used sets. Or even buy a set from WalMart or something like that until you get a feel for it. Once you're hooked and know your investment will pay off, then buy a good set.

I bought a set of Ping Eye-2 irons for like $250 on there. Then you can search for your woods and putter separately.

I'm not hardcore into the sites or accessories or anything like that - I just like to play. I think its funny when there are guys out there dressed like they're playing farging Augusta and have everything known to man in their cart and they shoot over a hundred.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Buying cheap clubs is the dumbest idea ever.  Buy a nice set of irons. A nice driver.  A nice putter and a utility wood like a seven.  Then take lessons with a professional.  Most if all, get the farg out of my way when I'm trying to play through.  Or else, motherfarger.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 09, 2011, 01:36:40 PM
You carry your appraisal tape with you on the course? WAR!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 02:17:56 PM
Buying cheap clubs is the dumbest idea ever.  Buy a nice set of irons. A nice driver.  A nice putter and a utility wood like a seven.  Then take lessons with a professional.  Most if all, get the farg out of my way when I'm trying to play through.  Or else, motherfarger.

How is it dumb? Especially for someone who hasn't played much? What if he drops $400-600 on a set of irons and never picks a club up after a few rounds?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: charlie on May 09, 2011, 02:25:26 PM
Anyone who spends that much not knowing if they even want to play more than a week can probably afford it without thinking about it too much.

Unless you plan to go pro or are abnormally tall or short, you don't really ever need to spend more than 300 on a whole set. Then again, i still play on a $130 starter set i bought 5 or 6 years back now, only replacing a putter that I didn't like, and a broken PW.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 09, 2011, 03:09:29 PM
chances are if you know anyone who plays, they have an old set they'll just give you. i used a zesty free one for a long time before i bought my own clubs.

lessons do help though, 4 classes did more for me than going to the course 20 times and trying to figure it out myself. i still suck big time but even if you're bad it's a fun day of drinking and smoking stogies in the sun. and golf carts.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 09, 2011, 03:11:19 PM
Buying cheap clubs is the dumbest idea ever.  Buy a nice set of irons. A nice driver.  A nice putter and a utility wood like a seven.  Then take lessons with a professional.  Most if all, get the farg out of my way when I'm trying to play through.  Or else, motherfarger.

How is it dumb? Especially for someone who hasn't played much? What if he drops $400-600 on a set of irons and never picks a club up after a few rounds?

This is whats going on in my head. I looked at some cheap sets this weekend ($200 range) based solely on brand names I had heard of - Wilson is the only one I can remember now. I think it was something like a 20 piece set complete with the bag and all - aside from maybe replacing with a nice set in a year or so, what would be the negative in buying these? I feel like I remember the one time I went, I had to rent clubs for $40 or something. That said, wouldnt the $200 set make sense? Spending $500+ would be tough since Im not sure Ill even like the game after a few tries.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 09, 2011, 03:12:21 PM
even if you're bad it's a fun day of drinking and smoking stogies in the sun.

This is also whats going on in my head.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: charlie on May 09, 2011, 03:17:46 PM
Buying cheap clubs is the dumbest idea ever.  Buy a nice set of irons. A nice driver.  A nice putter and a utility wood like a seven.  Then take lessons with a professional.  Most if all, get the farg out of my way when I'm trying to play through.  Or else, motherfarger.

How is it dumb? Especially for someone who hasn't played much? What if he drops $400-600 on a set of irons and never picks a club up after a few rounds?

This is whats going on in my head. I looked at some cheap sets this weekend ($200 range) based solely on brand names I had heard of - Wilson is the only one I can remember now. I think it was something like a 20 piece set complete with the bag and all - aside from maybe replacing with a nice set in a year or so, what would be the negative in buying these? I feel like I remember the one time I went, I had to rent clubs for $40 or something. That said, wouldnt the $200 set make sense? Spending $500+ would be tough since Im not sure Ill even like the game after a few tries.

I'm sure that set will be fine.

Even with a few lessons you're going to break some clubs in the beginning... the game will piss you off enough as it is, losing 100 on a pitching wedge will only make it worse
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on May 09, 2011, 03:35:17 PM
As someone said, just go to the local country club and get lessons from the pros there. I just started working in the pro shop at a club here and you'll spend anywhere from 30-100 bucks on a lesson. $100 is the guy who's a PGA certified pro, then the other to associate pros there charge less.


I used to go driving when I was younger, but now working at the club has be interested in playing. I'll suck but who cares. It's fun to hit the shtein out of the ball.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 09, 2011, 03:57:57 PM
I used to go to the driving range at least once a week in college. Not because i liked golf, I liked swinging the club, kinda like I how I like swinging a baseball bat. After a while, I was able to hit em' straight and at a pretty good distance. How much that translates into actually playing a round, I havent a clue.

Am I right though that if I go to play somewhere without my own clubs, I'd have to pay to rent from the clubhouse? And how much are they usually for a day? Trying to work the math out in my head..
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2011, 03:58:28 PM
I've played golf longer than most of your panty sniffers have been out of diapers.

Trust me, get a good set of clubs that you'll be able to use when you get past the lessons & driving range phase.  Go to any golf store that sells used name brand sets and get a good set.

I mean, its not like Die Hard can't farging afford it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 09, 2011, 04:29:52 PM
golf is cool to do on vacation....but is awful on a regular basis...

its overly expensive and not nearly as relaxing as is portrayed
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 09, 2011, 05:23:16 PM
I bought a starter set for about $130. 4 years later I still have it. Either go with a starter set or use some rentals from the clubhouse the first few times just to make sure you really enjoy the game. Then if you want to drop coin on a set, go for it.

And def take some lessons and spend a couple hours on the driving range and on the putting greens before you step on the course. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2011, 05:28:47 PM
Knowing Die Hard I realize he's not an un-athletic spazzoid like most of the rest of you clowns.  Plus he's richer than IGY's baby mama, so he can farging afford good clubs off the bat.  Stop trying to get him into a piece of crap set that he'll be ready to toss in the lake a week after he picks up the game.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 08:05:52 PM
Like I said - find some broke sonofabitch on eBay or Craiglist offloading a good set for a couple hundred.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on May 09, 2011, 08:14:00 PM
Golf is awesome.  It is expensive, but actually playing is one of my favorite things to do.

If you are serious or think you will be about playing semi-regularly, shell out the $$ on good clubs.  If you are just going to farg around to see if you like it, buy a cheap set.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 09, 2011, 08:25:25 PM
I have access to the West Point Golf Course whenever I want to play, so I'll most likely try to really get into it in hopes that I get decent (or just enjoy it), and maybe get hooked. If I were to get a nice set of clubs, what do I look for? Is there a preferred brand? Things to keep in mind? What if I get a cheap set? What do I want to avoid? Things to keep in mind?

edit: I didn't know golf stores sold used sets..that may be the play.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on May 09, 2011, 08:30:34 PM
I'm going to be giving this silly little game a shot..I played once, years ago and ended up coming home with only a sunburn. I looked around for clubs this weekend, but I have no idea what Im looking at. I'd like to take lessons, but I dont know how to go about it. Do I just go to a place like Golfsmith and ask all these questions there? Is there a golf site anyone here uses which you'd recommend?

In short, please help.

you disappoint me

f golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 09, 2011, 08:31:20 PM
theres no way in hell you should start out with an expensive set...get a zesty set or just borrow clubs from whoever you are playing with...anyone who isnt a beginner almost certainly has two or more bags....shtein you can temporarily take my clubs if you can get them from me

anyway play a handful of times to make sure its something you want to permanently take up...if it is then for the first year or so of playing use your money for lessons.....then drop mad chedder on a bangin set of sticks when you are fully invested in the sport both in terms of enjoyment and quality of play
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
Clubs are all about feel to me. I've swung other peoples and didn't like them and I've swung some cheapo's and shot great.

Personally I like the Ping-Eye 2 because they were the first "real" ones I had and I've grown to love how they feel. They've been around awhile.

Ping ISI are pretty nice too.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2011, 08:33:35 PM
shut up.  shut up.  shut up.  shut up.  shut up.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2011, 08:36:57 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/equipment/2011/04/TaylorMade-ForgedCB-Irons_600x450.jpg)

Mine.

farg all of you hacking dicks.  get the farg off my golf course!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 09, 2011, 08:40:56 PM
theres nothing worse than a beginner with a top notch set of clubs....they look like such iceholes....get good then drop dime on equipment

when you start out its important that you learn how to play and lessons will do this for you not good clubs....no matter what you are hitting with when you begin you are going to suck
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 08:45:24 PM
Rome - when we gonna play?

Oh and I'd kill to have a CF golf outing. That would be gold.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on May 09, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
I'd kill to see the pond alligators eat all you bourgeois fargs like so much dead chicken
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 09, 2011, 08:52:28 PM
Rome - when we gonna play?

Oh and I'd kill to have a CF golf outing. That would be gold.

i got a house on a lake in upstate ny with a perfect golf course in town....ill be there labor day weekend....LETS DO THIS!!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on May 09, 2011, 08:53:45 PM
OUT
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2011, 08:53:59 PM
I'm really not this bad, Dio.   I was actually trying to infuriate you with the last several posts because I know how much you hate golf.


BTW: I swung those forged Taylor Made irons and they are beautiful clubs, but anything under a five-iron is indeed impossible to hit unless you're a single digit handicap.    And I can jack a four iron, trust me, but not those.  They're just too hard to hit unless you're perfectly on plane with every swing.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on May 09, 2011, 08:57:47 PM
I know you're not.  And I also know that golf is actually a reasonably proletariat pasttime in our current culture. 

But none of that detracts from the fact that it is, at it's bottom, a stupid game to which phony money worshiping black and women hating men have been dedicated for eons.  I don't care how many stillupfront's moms play at Clifton Park, it's a pox on civilization.

And then there's the environmental damage...motherfargers..
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 10:07:56 PM
Rome - when we gonna play?

Oh and I'd kill to have a CF golf outing. That would be gold.

i got a house on a lake in upstate ny with a perfect golf course in town....ill be there labor day weekend....LETS DO THIS!!

Where at in Upstate NY? Close to Buffalo?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 09, 2011, 10:16:09 PM
its the town jimmer grew up in

he gives him bj's
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 10:16:51 PM
lol

Do you golf, Todd?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 09, 2011, 10:19:06 PM
never in a million years. i hate everything about the sport except for tiger.

tennis, baseball, basketball and pick-up football*

*jews are strictly forbidden from playing with pads and helmets
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Dillen on May 09, 2011, 10:23:35 PM
Where at in Upstate NY? Close to Buffalo?
I asked him awhile ago when he brought it up once, think I remember it somewhere in the Adirondacks. Way upstate. Are you around Buffalo for some reason?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 10:28:49 PM
never in a million years. i hate everything about the sport except for tiger.

tennis, baseball, basketball and pick-up football*

*jews are strictly forbidden from playing with pads and helmets

Wait - you say never in a million years to golf but you play tennis?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 09, 2011, 10:29:54 PM
Where at in Upstate NY? Close to Buffalo?
I asked him awhile ago when he brought it up once, think I remember it somewhere in the Adirondacks. Way upstate. Are you around Buffalo for some reason?

My company's parent company is headquartered in Hamburg, so I go up there from time to time.

I am trying to squeeze them for the company seats for the Eagles game up there this year. Small chance of happening, but I am going to try.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 09, 2011, 10:41:03 PM
never in a million years. i hate everything about the sport except for tiger.

tennis, baseball, basketball and pick-up football*

*jews are strictly forbidden from playing with pads and helmets

Wait - you say never in a million years to golf but you play tennis?

one involves athletic ability, the other invovles driving a cart around and whacking a ball among old rich white people. OUT
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 09, 2011, 11:32:58 PM
Your ingorance is truly remarkable. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on May 10, 2011, 02:56:29 AM
If you can and it's allowed at the course you play at, forget the cart and walk.  Great workout and just a much more enjoyable experience.  Most courses will allow you walk after a certain time, late in the afternoon.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2011, 07:30:21 AM
Where at in Upstate NY? Close to Buffalo?
I asked him awhile ago when he brought it up once, think I remember it somewhere in the Adirondacks. Way upstate. Are you around Buffalo for some reason?

ticonderoga....northern tip of lake george...about 1.5 hrs north of albany
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2011, 07:31:41 AM
never in a million years. i hate everything about the sport except for tiger.

tennis, baseball, basketball and pick-up football*

*jews are strictly forbidden from playing with pads and helmets

Wait - you say never in a million years to golf but you play tennis?

lol....tennis truly might be the worst thing on earth....lil guy also loves soccer....and polo
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 10, 2011, 10:04:56 AM
never in a million years. i hate everything about the sport except for tiger.

tennis, baseball, basketball and pick-up football*

*jews are strictly forbidden from playing with pads and helmets

Wait - you say never in a million years to golf but you play tennis?

lol....tennis truly might be the worst thing on earth....lil guy also loves soccer....and polo

Pretty soon he'll be deep into world of cricket or lacrosse soon too.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on May 10, 2011, 10:12:32 AM
Pretty soon he'll be deep into world of cricket or lacrosse soon too.

Wow. Soon?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2011, 10:13:36 AM
too soon
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 10, 2011, 10:16:00 AM
If you can and it's allowed at the course you play at, forget the cart and walk.  Great workout and just a much more enjoyable experience. 


???? what the farg.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2011, 10:24:05 AM
haha...i missed that....i cant think of a single enjoyable thing about walking a golf course

who carries the cooler of beer?

if you want exercise then find a treadmill....people who walk golf courses are either cheap or poor
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 10, 2011, 10:57:54 AM
Yeah, if you can't spring the extra $10-20 for a cart then you probably shouldn't be out there in the first place.  Walking the course would be sort of ok I guess if it's a private club and they provide you with a caddy.  Carrying your own clubs farging blows.  And as igy pointed out....no cart = no cooler.  I enjoy golf but I'd enjoy it a lot less if I wasn't drinking.  Plus, driving a golf cart is farging awesome. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2011, 11:01:36 AM
if you cant afford a cart you cant afford a cart...no shame in that...but thats about the only reason i can think of for not getting one...its unfathomable that there are people out there that would choose to walk because its somehow better or more enjoyable

and really what isnt made more enjoyable by getting drunk....alcohol is life
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on May 10, 2011, 11:07:10 AM
If you can't afford a cart what the farg are you doing on the golf course?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 10, 2011, 11:10:31 AM
I walked a course one time when I first started playing.  Hated pretty much every minute of it.  I do occassionally walk out my back door and play the first and last 2 holes on the course I live on, but there's not too much walking involved in that one....less than a mile probably.  But I'll never walk a full 18 ever again. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 10, 2011, 11:13:56 AM
yeah i've walked a course once or twice but it's pretty much the exact opposite of relaxing. sore shoulders, sunburnt and sweaty as farg. never again.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 10, 2011, 11:19:04 AM
My knees are getting to the point where I'd like to have a cart just to play mini golf. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2011, 11:19:48 AM
If you can't afford a cart what the farg are you doing on the golf course?

theres a lot of really cheap courses where the cart can be almost as much as the greens fees
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on May 10, 2011, 11:20:35 AM
so don't play golf. what's the point of golfing if you can't drink?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2011, 11:22:34 AM
oh that.....yeah the answer would be there is none
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on May 10, 2011, 11:25:11 AM
It's like bowling sober. Or playing softball sober. Or farging sober. Or falling asleep sober. No farging thanks.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 10, 2011, 12:14:49 PM
I didn't walk until I hit 30 and started playing resort courses.  They're built around housing so a lot of times the distance between holes is too far to walk and get done in four hours.

Old fashioned links courses on the coast are awesome to walk especially in Ireland.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on May 10, 2011, 12:52:53 PM
If you can and it's allowed at the course you play at, forget the cart and walk.  Great workout and just a much more enjoyable experience. 


???? what the farg.



Just trying to debunk the fat, lazy, white guy theory.

I am playing in a tournament this Friday for one of my customers.  There will be carts and there will be alcohol.  Lots of alcohol.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 12, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
Tiger pulls out (first time for everything - yuk yuk) from Players Championship due to leg issues, after shooting 42 on first 9 holes (http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,2071050,00.html?xid=si_topstories?utm_medium=twitter)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on May 12, 2011, 09:16:48 PM
It's like bowling sober. Or playing softball sober. Or farging sober. Or falling asleep sober. No farging thanks.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with bowling sober.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2011, 11:48:15 PM
Russell has a problem with sobriety in general. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on May 13, 2011, 09:10:22 AM
Russell has a problem with sobriety in general. 

I wouldn't say that I have a problem with sobriety, I just avoid him because I don't like his company. Dullards get the gas face.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 16, 2011, 09:38:26 AM
Wierd what you realize when you actually look for something - I found out there is an outdoor covered driving range about a mile from my place..I pass the damn thing daily, and never so much as noticed it.

Anyway, I went this weekend - twice. I'm going to go a couple more times this week, then try to play this weekend. I have yet to decide on what to do about clubs. I've been using the trash they rent out at the range, but even after two times, I was getting the feel that what I was using was crap. I'm pretty sure I'll be taking Romeys suggestion and buying a decent set of used clubs from a clubhouse somewhere.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 16, 2011, 10:53:21 AM
Just think how awesome the world would be if everyone listened to me and did exactly what I suggested.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on May 16, 2011, 11:06:06 AM
No.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 16, 2011, 11:18:21 AM
Ive got a 5PM with the in-house instructor at the West Point Golf Course today to give me a tour, show me clubs, etc..

I should probably leave my wallet in the car.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on May 16, 2011, 11:29:10 AM
its like telling yourself you only need a shtein pair of sneakers around the house because you'll barely wear them.

then you come out with a pair of Nike Vomero 6's. you just cant help yourself.

hit your new Taylormade Burners straight DH.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 16, 2011, 11:38:58 AM
My TM 320's are ten years old but they're still in great condition.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on May 16, 2011, 11:45:55 AM
now I see why you have some forged clubs.

you better have some game with the small ass sweet spot on those 320's old man.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 16, 2011, 01:08:05 PM
They're not small to me.  I can't hit the long irons anymore so I just use a seven wood for anything over 200 yards.  I can't remember the last time I hit a three-iron, actually.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on May 16, 2011, 01:17:34 PM
this day and age you shouldn't be hitting 3 irons anyway. you should be all hybrid at that distance.

nice thing about the hybrids now is the newer design of the head is so much better out of the deep stuff then a 7 wood...but whatever is working for you roll with it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 16, 2011, 02:57:50 PM
what the farg are you people talking about??
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 16, 2011, 03:10:35 PM
Golf, dummy.  You're going to need more help than I thought. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on May 16, 2011, 03:12:08 PM
ask your boy at the shop about hybrid clubs in exchange for your low irons--he'll know whats up

not to mention they will be easier for you to hit, as they have way more forgiveness than a 3 or 4 iron.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 17, 2011, 07:45:05 AM
what the farg are you people talking about??

noob
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 17, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
i actually just took my clubs out of the closet the other day and realized that i need to buy a new seven iron because the last time i played i chucked it 30 yards into a lake.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 17, 2011, 11:20:15 AM
I once Tin Cupped it around the local muni-track just to see if I could play an entire round with just a 7-iron & putter.   I think I was about 25 over par from the member tees, which really isn't that bad.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 17, 2011, 11:33:29 AM
I broke my driver over a year ago and have yet to replace it.  I don't spend time on the range practicing with my other woods so whenever I do get out on the links, I tee off with my 5 iron, but oddly enough I still shoot roughly the same as I did with the driver.  Obviously I hit the driver further but I hit my irons much much straighter, so I tend to save myself a couple of strokes because I'm hitting my 2nd shot from the fairway instead of the parking lot. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 17, 2011, 11:40:35 AM
Why not just use your three-wood?

Also - the 25 over mostly happened around the greens.  7-irons were not meant to be used to blast out of sand traps.  Not by me, anyway.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 17, 2011, 11:51:44 AM
Why not just use your three-wood?

Uh, I dunno.....

I don't spend time on the range practicing with my other woods

I've taken my 3 wood and hybrids out to the range a couple of times but not enough to really get comfortable with them yet.  I've pulled them out of my bag on the course exactly 1 time.  I just need to practice with them but my time is somewhat limited these days.  So when I do have time to play a little golf, I choose to go out on the course rather than the range. 

Quote
Also - the 25 over mostly happened around the greens.  7-irons were not meant to be used to blast out of sand traps.  Not by me, anyway.

I've accidently grabbed my 7 iron at least a half dozen times to hit out of the sand (it sits right next to my wedge in my bag).  Perhaps ignorance is bliss, but the only problem I had was hitting the ball about 80 yards further than I wanted.  I crush it and wonder why the ball is travelling so far, then look at the club and realize how dumb I am.  I don't get mad though because the shot itself is beautiful, even if it is too long. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 17, 2011, 12:03:09 PM
Just stand a couple inches closer to the ball and keep your swing smooth.  The 3-wood is the easiest club in the bag to hit especially off the tee.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on May 17, 2011, 12:27:57 PM
So I can just buy myself a 3-wood and call it a day? Sweet.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 17, 2011, 12:57:14 PM
also a sand wedge and a ball scoop
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 17, 2011, 01:13:51 PM
a ball scoop

Just hire MDS
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 17, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
i can crush it pretty far with a 3 wood even though it never gets more than 3 feet off the ground.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 17, 2011, 01:30:13 PM
a ball scoop

Just hire MDS

He's the ball washer. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on May 17, 2011, 02:10:52 PM
i can crush it pretty far with a 3 wood even though it never gets more than 3 feet off the ground.

That's actually not a bad thing.

That means that your shoulders are on an even plane and you're getting your hands and body through ball. Most amateurs dip their left shoulder and either duff it or pop it straight up with a slice. A little more flex in the knees and letting the club head do the work will give you the height  and distance you need, but that will take some time and practice.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 17, 2011, 05:37:49 PM
To this day I can't find a driver that works for me.   I've gone from persimmon to steel to titanium and my first driver was about the same head size as my three-wood is now.  I have always been able to hit the three, though.  I can fade it, draw it or rip it straight and I can actually hit it off the deck better than off the tee.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 25, 2011, 11:52:40 AM
I shot a 94 (51-43) on Saturday. Best round I've had in a while, and best nine I've had in even longer. Didn't use anything bigger than a 4-iron after about the 3rd hole. So, irons are kind of important, mmmk? Holla, Paco!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on June 03, 2011, 09:41:09 PM
do either of these look decent?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2419223981.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2419223981.html)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2415667978.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2415667978.html)

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on June 03, 2011, 09:48:22 PM
That first set looks real zesty but the 2nd set doesn't look that bad.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 03, 2011, 10:04:59 PM
do either of these look decent?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2419223981.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2419223981.html)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2415667978.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/spo/2415667978.html)



is this a trick question?

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 03, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
The Titelist DCI irons are good clubs.  Can't tell how old they are but they look ok.  I've been playing with the same set of Tommy Armour 845's for 17 years and I love them. 

That first set looks nasty.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 04, 2011, 08:35:17 AM
Holy shtein, Dude...

NO

 :-D






Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on June 05, 2011, 10:44:13 PM
Hey DH, I'm trying to get some starter clubs myself so I've been looking around, and SportsAuthority has some okay looking new sets in the 100-200 dollar range. Nothing fancy at all but I think they'd still be better than those two you posted. There's one on there for $109 but the reviews said they break easily.

What do the golfers here think of something like this? (http://www.sportsauthority.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4275284&cp=3052500.3053437.2273504&fr=StorePrice%2FTSA%2F00010000%2F00020000&lmdn=Price+Range&fbc=1&f=PAD%2FGender%2FMens&fbx=0&fbn=StorePrice|%24100.00+-+%24200.00&parentPage=family) It's nothing too fancy but I'm just starting out.

And can someone here tell me what the differences are between stiff flex and mid flex and all that?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 05, 2011, 11:12:37 PM
Flex pertains to clubhead speed.  Most low handicappers have a higher clubhead speed and don't need the artificial rubber band effect you get from more flexible clubs.  For instance, if you hit a five iron say 150-170 yards then a regular flex would be ideal.  If you you crank it out further then a stiff flex would be better.  It all depends on how far you consistently hit a given iron.

Regular flex (80-90 MPH clubhead speed usually) should be fine for any beginner. 

And try as I might I see I have to remind someone else of this.  DON'T BUY shtein CLUBS.  If you're going to take up the game and be in any way serious about, invest in a good set of clubs.  I'm not saying spend 1,000 dollars on a Scotty Cameron putter or anything.  Just go to a local used golf store and get a nice set of clubs that you can grow into as a player.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on June 06, 2011, 09:00:50 AM
Thanks for the heads up Munson..

How about these? Are these considered shtein clubs? Recommended by a buddy..

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10943204&ab=TopNav_Golf_MensClubs_CompleteSets&cp=4413989.4414118 (http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10943204&ab=TopNav_Golf_MensClubs_CompleteSets&cp=4413989.4414118)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 06, 2011, 09:42:05 AM
That looks like a decent set. The one Munson posted doesn't look bad either.  Guess it's just a matter of what you can afford when deciding what to buy. Pretty sure $200 isn't going to break the bank.

A couple other thing you want to pick up before heading out on the course for the first time:

Glove
Towel
Cleaning brush
Divot tool
Beer
Shoes*

*I never understood why golfers needed traction until I finally bought a pair.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on June 06, 2011, 07:30:17 PM
Played my first real round of 18 today...shot 132 :-D
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 06, 2011, 09:14:37 PM
I'm pretty sure I shot in the 130's my first time out too.  Maybe even the 140's.  You'll get down to the 110 range fairly quickly.  From then on the only way you'll likely see any serious improvement is if you either take lessons or play a couple times a week.  The first time you get below 100 will leave you with a 3 day rager. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on June 10, 2011, 08:55:06 PM
I shot my first 9 this afternoon and came to one conclusion..

if mosquitos are attracted to all courses like the one I was on today, I'm OUT.

Holy shtein, I'm bit the hell up.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 10:24:18 PM
Golf courses have water hazards.  Mosquitoes like hanging around water.  Therefore, golf courses have mosquitoes.  Please mail your driver to me.  I broke mine. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 10, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
So what did you shoot? Did you like it?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: AO1 on June 10, 2011, 10:33:51 PM
Tell the golf course you're not happy with the course because of the amount of mosquitos around the pond. Suggest they throw some fish in the pond that eat larva (Mosquito fish work well). They're cheap and very effective.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 11:00:28 PM
Farg that.  Send me your driver and stop playing.  The mosquitoes will never go away.  In fact, they only get worse the more you play. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 12, 2011, 12:38:38 PM
played at my favorite course Saturday.  had a really nice round, hit more good shots than usual and I knew I was on the way to break 100 which is my goal right now.  then the 18th hole comes and i somehow shoot a farging 10 on it.  finished with a 102.  disappointing to say the least.

on the bright side, i had a 320 straight drive on one hole and another hole i chipped out of the sand and hit the flag.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on June 13, 2011, 09:03:12 AM
So what did you shoot? Did you like it?

we stopped keeping count after a few holes because I had a lot of questions for the guys I was playing with, so it was more of a free 9 hole lesson than an actual game. I did shoot a one over par on the first hole of my life which I guess was kinda cool..

I liked it a lot though. Im off all week so I plan on hitting the range a few times and hope to get back out there again too. well see long this lasts, but I'm definitely on board.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 13, 2011, 10:15:10 AM
I can give you some helpful tips without even seeing your swing in action.

tell me what youre doing the most of (slice, hook, getting the ball up in the air, etc.) and I can get you in line for starts. Its probably a mix of all the above so you have to cure one at a time. I can tell you that before you do anything you have to have your stance correct for each club you select and your grip on the club set. Do you have an inter-locking grip or baseball bat grip? If its the latter, switch up immediately. The rest will follow, but as you know its going to take a while.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 13, 2011, 01:24:04 PM
haha... golf lessons over the web = priceless.

here's a lesson: stand in the middle of the fairway during a lightning storm holding a 1-iron.  why, might you ask?  because not even the almighty can hit a 1-iron.

bazinga!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 13, 2011, 01:52:22 PM
Golf tips old man. Just trying to help out the rookies.

Youre still carrying a 1-iron in your bag so jot down your question.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 13, 2011, 02:16:35 PM
golf lessons over the web = priceless.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 13, 2011, 02:22:22 PM
DH, nevermind...these guys are hurting my feelings.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on June 13, 2011, 07:19:59 PM
damn
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 14, 2011, 08:19:55 AM
youtube has great quicky videos on pitches, chips and other things, check it out sometime
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on June 14, 2011, 09:02:16 AM
I shot a 94 (51-43) on Saturday. Best round I've had in a while, and best nine I've had in even longer. Didn't use anything bigger than a 4-iron after about the 3rd hole. So, irons are kind of important, mmmk? Holla, Paco!
I told you, if you want, I'll sell you my guest bag for $850 ;)


Getting a round in Saturday, maybe even use one of the lessons I got from a Groupon Deal.  Playing (hopefully) 2 rounds at Center Valley next weekend. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 14, 2011, 09:02:33 AM
youtube giving lessons over the internet = priceless
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 14, 2011, 09:05:21 AM
I shot a 94 (51-43) on Saturday. Best round I've had in a while, and best nine I've had in even longer. Didn't use anything bigger than a 4-iron after about the 3rd hole. So, irons are kind of important, mmmk? Holla, Paco!
I told you, if you want, I'll sell you my guest bag for $850 ;)


Getting a round in Saturday, maybe even use one of the lessons I got from a Groupon Deal.  Playing (hopefully) 2 rounds at Center Valley next weekend.

big fan of that course. scottish hills and saw grass coming hard at you.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on June 14, 2011, 09:36:46 AM
I love it. (and not just because I can play there on the cheap)  Front 9 is Scottish links style, back 9 is North American.  The greens kick your ass (#4 especially... has one hill-Valley that is almost 5 feet).

The par 3 there are weird... at least for me.  #13 is short, but narrow.  I either birdie it (almost had a hole in one on several occasions) or put a 4 or 5 on the scorecard.  #16 is long and gives most people difficulties, but I had one summer where I par'd it in 14 straight rounds.

Also, I dont know why #3 gives me fits.  Its long, yeah, but its also fairly striaght with very few traps.  However, I seem to always get it in my head to grip and rip it and I end up putting my first or second shot in trouble.  I've maybe par'd it 5 times.

#15 is my favorite. Its the one where you can go left or right and have to carry a body of water.  As long as I dont put it in the trees in the center, I always seem to score on it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 14, 2011, 09:58:00 AM
holy shtein, $80 per round on the weekends?  how do you play there cheap?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on June 14, 2011, 01:59:32 PM
My dad works there.  If an older gentleman named Mike helps you with your bags, leave him a nice tip. (Up until this year, he was on the maintence crew for 10 years setting up tee boxes and changing holes)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 14, 2011, 02:03:43 PM
if an older guy named mike gets me in for cheap then he'll get a nice farging tip

hookups are so good, my future Father-In-Law is friends with the pro at Pinecrest so we play that for free if the pro is working that day
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 02:16:42 PM
It's great to make friends with the club pro if you get a chance.  You'll end up getting something free or reduced out of it.  I visit the clubhouse for the course that I live on almost on a weekly basis even if I'm not playing.  I'll just walk over there and have a few drinks or grab a bite to each and if I see the pro in there we'll start talking.  Was doing this for about 2 months and then one day while I was in there he yelled out to me from the pro-shop and asked me what size shirt I wore.  So I told him and a minute later he walked over with one of the club shirts.  Said he was real appreciative of my business and what not.  Since then he's also given me free packs of balls, a new glove when my old one ripped and several new ball markers because I tend to lose them.  But the big one was last year when my membership was about to expire and he knocked $100 of the renewal rate for me.  Nice. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 14, 2011, 04:03:01 PM
The club pro at our course is a horse's ass.   The AP is cool though.  I was having problems with my swing and was trying to figure it out on the range.  He saw me hacking from the clubhouse, got in a cart, picked me up and drove me all the way to the far side of the range.  Gave me about a two hour lesson for free.   I went from being completely frustrated to swinging the club with almost no effort and crushing it.   It was just a subtle mechanical flaw that he spotted from 100 yards away thru a window.

I bought him drinks for a month after that and I still didn't come close to paying what two hours of private lessons would have cost.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on June 14, 2011, 04:06:49 PM
farg golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on June 14, 2011, 05:01:13 PM
i'm going to the open on saturday. pro tourneys are fun as hell as long as the weather is nice.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on June 18, 2011, 09:52:38 PM
So Dicks is running a sale on clubs til the 25th at the local store....what does everyone think of these? Are eitehr of these names reliable for a beginner?

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10943205&cp=4406646.4413989.4414118

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3955104&cp=4406646.4413989.4414118

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11314967&cp=4406646.4413989.4414118

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4024092&cp=4406646.4413989.4414118

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3955106&cp=4406646.4413989.4414118
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 19, 2011, 02:50:09 AM
That first set and the last set are good.  The last set, Maxfli, is sweet.  You want the oversized driver and the hybrid woods.  The putter is a little funky.  Back to what Sarge said about knowing your local pro, the past few business related golf tournaments have been held at courses where I knew someone at the pro shop and both times they let me borrow the late and greatest oversized drivers.  Holy crap!  They were amazing.  I forgot the last one I used but I used a TaylorMade oversized driver a few months ago and it was amazing.  The club did all the work.  I'm sure it was at least a $300 club.  Thing was frightening.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 19, 2011, 08:07:14 PM
shot a 97 today that could have easily been a 90.  so i broke 100 which is my goal right now, but it sucks that two holes (a 9 and a 10) blew me up from a much better score
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on June 19, 2011, 10:19:06 PM
That first set and the last set are good.  The last set, Maxfli, is sweet.  You want the oversized driver and the hybrid woods.  The putter is a little funky.  Back to what Sarge said about knowing your local pro, the past few business related golf tournaments have been held at courses where I knew someone at the pro shop and both times they let me borrow the late and greatest oversized drivers.  Holy crap!  They were amazing.  I forgot the last one I used but I used a TaylorMade oversized driver a few months ago and it was amazing.  The club did all the work.  I'm sure it was at least a $300 club.  Thing was frightening.

thanks don, that last set was the one i was leaning towards
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 20, 2011, 09:56:52 AM
shot a 97 today that could have easily been a 90.  so i broke 100 which is my goal right now, but it sucks that two holes (a 9 and a 10) blew me up from a much better score

A 97 with both a 9 and a 10 ain't bad. Also, mad props to you for actually counting that high. I love when guys stop counting after 7 or 8 and then brag about their scores. Yes, for handicapping purposes, the score you report might be different than what you actually shot, but if you got a farging 12, you got a farging 12.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 20, 2011, 10:38:30 AM
yeah, i was by myself, but what the farg good does it do to not count them all.  i want to find out how good or bad i am.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 20, 2011, 11:06:12 AM
I don't even bother keeping score anymore.  I know I'm a zesty golfer and I'll never in my life break 80 again.  So farg it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on June 20, 2011, 12:39:12 PM
I shot an 86 with 9 miller lites pumping through my veins.  Ive been putting and chipping really well all year, but this weekend I was driving really, really well.  I only missed 3 fairways and it wasnt by much.

Of course this was a local municipal course where I go Driver-3 wood-Lob wedge on the par 5's, so BFD.  This weekend Im playing at Center Valley which should be a good test to where my game is this year.


A 97 with both a 9 and a 10 ain't bad. Also, mad props to you for actually counting that high. I love when guys stop counting after 7 or 8 and then brag about their scores. Yes, for handicapping purposes, the score you report might be different than what you actually shot, but if you got a farging 12, you got a farging 12.
Ive never seen you do the "double par" rule.  Im guilty of that, but then again, I never brag about my score on those days either
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on June 20, 2011, 01:45:12 PM
Ive re-read the last few pages of this thread and now I actually understand most of what you guys are talking about. Now if I can only hit the damn thing straight, I'd be golden..
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 20, 2011, 02:16:27 PM
shot a 97 today that could have easily been a 90.  so i broke 100 which is my goal right now, but it sucks that two holes (a 9 and a 10) blew me up from a much better score

That is pretty damn good considering a 9 and a 10 on two holes. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 20, 2011, 03:54:58 PM
The double par thing works really well.  There's nothing worse than following behind iceholes who (1) don't understand the concept of allowing others to play through, and (2) not knowing when to pick up the goddamn thing and move on to the next hole.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: charlie on June 20, 2011, 03:58:38 PM
Yeah, if there's no one behind us we play until we sink them.. but otherwise we'll just set a 4+ par max. We're all average golfers that have equal chances of shooting par on a whole, to completely collapsing and never sinking it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on June 20, 2011, 03:59:59 PM
i was by myself and there was nobody behind me, thus why i allowed the 9 and the 10.

and every group i came up on was more than gracious in allowing me to hit up with them and then go on my way.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on June 20, 2011, 04:09:42 PM
The double par thing works really well.  There's nothing worse than following behind iceholes who (1) don't understand the concept of allowing others to play through, and (2) not knowing when to pick up the goddamn thing and move on to the next hole.
Good point.  I do it more to keep my sanity :)

Nothing makes me nuttier than behing behind some hackers and see them do one of the following:
1) Pick up grass and throw it in the air to see which way the wind is blowing
2) Take 15 practice swings
3) Take 10 different angles to read the putt, only to send it 8 feet short\flying by
4) Everyone stands by one ball, it gets hit, then they all move to the next ball.  Grab a few clubs and walk over to your shot so you are ready to hit.


Two or three years ago I almost threw a Canadian in the lake in front of the final par 3 at Oyster Bay.  Its a short par 3, only about 100 yards from the whites.  There was a 100 yard marker roughly 2 yards behind the tee box.  Being the nice guy I am, I tell the Candian guy who is still at his cart "The 100 yard marker is here so its about 98". 
"is it 98 or 99?"
This icehole didnt hit a green all day and he thinks he has the type of percision where one yard will make a difference.  Needless to say, both he and his wife sliced their tee shots into the water.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 20, 2011, 04:45:40 PM
Yep... that shtein burns me up too.  I stopped playing regularly mostly because I don't have five hours to piss away.  A round of golf should take no more than 4 hours.  If it does then the idiots who run the course need to get their shtein in gear and get people moving.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on June 24, 2011, 12:05:02 AM
9 minutes away from getting a complete, brand new set of Wilson clubs on ebay for 122.50 plus 10 for shipping. It's not a name like Ping or TaylorMade that I wanted, but I don't think getting a brand new set of Wilson for that price is bad at all.


DH there's plenty more of the same set on ebay from the same seller, if you're interested
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 24, 2011, 04:38:09 AM
Ive never seen you do the "double par" rule.  Im guilty of that, but then again, I never brag about my score on those days either

That's because the times that would come into effect are days your score is nothing to brag about, usually.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on July 12, 2011, 09:29:15 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Six-year-old-girl-makes-improbable-hole-in-one?urn=golf-wp3527

Knowing that this 6 year old girl could probably beat me in a round of golf is sad.



I played 18 yesterday and got my score down to 106. Big improvement from the 132. I'm hoping I can break 100 by mid August at the latest.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods since golf blows
Post by: MDS on July 20, 2011, 04:16:22 PM
tiger fired his caddy

straight punked the boy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2011, 06:15:15 PM
If there's a bigger icehole in the sports world than Woods, it might be his gutless bully of an ex-caddie. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 20, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
That's alright. Edwards already has a pretty decent new gig, but Tiger doesn't have a new caddy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on July 20, 2011, 09:34:07 PM
i want tiger to win the masters next year just to shove it in every golf fans face

0 people watched the us and british open. 0. no one farging cares unless hes involved.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 21, 2011, 05:23:50 PM
True, the ratings must have sucked shtein for the British Open last week.

The Irish kid ain't no Tiger.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 21, 2011, 07:49:44 PM
The Irish "kid" won the US Open. The Irish old guy won the Open Championship.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 22, 2011, 07:07:50 AM
tiger is golf and it doesnt exist without him but all these foriegners winning certainly isnt helping the ratings...watching the british open was like watching a uefa soccer game but with a lot more action
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 22, 2011, 07:12:42 AM
Burp
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: hbionic on July 22, 2011, 01:14:33 PM
tiger is golf and it doesnt exist without him but all these foriegners winning certainly isnt helping the ratings...watching the british open was like watching a uefa soccer game but with a lot more action

Eat it IGY!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on July 30, 2011, 12:52:44 AM
I was out playing tonight and missed all the Awesome-O/Pence stuff going down...but after a few weeks and many swing and stance adjustments, I finally got the majority of my shots going straight. And I broke 100, shot a 93. Not bad for only like my 3rd official round of 18 (a bunch of just playing 9 though)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 30, 2011, 03:00:20 AM
93 is not bad at all.  Did you get those Wilson clubs?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on July 30, 2011, 03:06:05 AM
Yeah, they're working pretty good. I broke the driver and had to replace it, but that wasn't the club's fault. I was sweating at the driving range one day and the club slipped in the middle of my swing and I drove it right into the ground :-D

But it worked out, because instead of paying $85 to get it reshafted, I got a new (but 2 year old model) TaylorMade driver that has been awesome for $99.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 30, 2011, 03:18:29 AM
 $99 is a descent price for a Taylor Made driver.  Some of the drivers out now are just ridiculous.  See if you can find a shop that will let you borrow clubs.  We had one here (appropriately called "Aloha Golf Shop") that we used to go to all the time.  I ended up buying my Tommy Armour 845's from them so they always let me test clubs. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 07, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
Steve Williams is a good caddy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2011, 10:49:48 PM
Anyone else weirded out by the fact that someone named Adam Scott stars on Parks and Rec and someone named Adam Scott is winning golf tournaments?

Because I'm weirded out. Get a new name, asses.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on August 08, 2011, 11:09:26 PM
Steve Williams is a good caddy.

Called yesterday the greatest day of his life.  Hey there Tiger.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on August 09, 2011, 06:51:44 AM
Really....cause I would've thought Tiger making him over $10 million would've been better.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 09, 2011, 07:01:35 AM
Anyone else weirded out by the fact that someone named Adam Scott stars on Parks and Rec and someone named Adam Scott is winning golf tournaments?

Because I'm weirded out. Get a new name, asses.

Next thing you know, there will be a Ginger taking snaps for the Titans.
Really....cause I would've thought Tiger making him over $10 million would've been better.

Yes, but no ONE of those wins was that big of a deal.  :paranoid
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on August 11, 2011, 01:46:45 PM
i played in my first tourney this past monday - we played best ball, which i had never heard of, but i really liked. the rains came so we had to stop after 10, but it was a lot of fun
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 11, 2011, 02:19:56 PM
Damn...you just started playing like 2 months ago, right?  And already hitting up tourneys? 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 11, 2011, 02:22:23 PM
Tiger Woods played in a tourney today. Laughably, but he played.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on August 11, 2011, 02:54:11 PM
it was our annual west point client outing - i golfed with 2 guys i work with and the former chief of staff here (Ret. COL) so it wasnt competitive at all - at least not between us 4. most of the day, the COL was giving me free lessons.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 11, 2011, 02:57:22 PM
There are 2 types of Col's out there.  The ones who are good at golf and the ones who are trying to make General.   
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on August 11, 2011, 03:00:19 PM
lol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 11, 2011, 03:03:26 PM
So how'd the best ball thing go anyway?  I've heard of them, but never played.  Not even sure about the rules, although they seem pretty self explanatory.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: charlie on August 11, 2011, 03:39:06 PM
So how'd the best ball thing go anyway?  I've heard of them, but never played.  Not even sure about the rules, although they seem pretty self explanatory.

Pretty easy and it's great for beginners...

4 players T up and drive.
3 players then go place a ball at the location of the BEST drive...all 4 hit again.

you score based on it being your shot that is the best shot and is hit from. You either score from the number of shots over all 18 holes, or you win a hole...etc...

It's great for beginners as it keeps a game moving.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on August 12, 2011, 09:20:55 AM
exactly..its great because 5 out of my 10 drives hooked into the woods, so i was able to benefit off my teammates best drive. aside from losing a bunch of golf balls, i loved it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on August 12, 2011, 05:01:22 PM
Speaking of woods....tiger is in 114th place right now at the PGA championships. I feel a run.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 05, 2011, 03:42:05 PM
I farged up my knee playing basketball last weekend, so to celebrate I decided to play 27 holes of golf today.  Every one of my buddies shot in the 80's through 18 and I think I might have broken 80 by 14.   It's not that I drove the ball badly or hit my irons particularly bad but everything I did around the green ended up in total disaster.  I hit it back and forth over one green three times.  I got so frustrated I actually picked the ball up, walked back to my cart and sat the next hole out (this was like hole 22, I think).

What's funny is we played a skins game through 18 and I ended up winning 4 skins twice on birdie & a par and those two holes were probably the best two I played all day.

I either have to make a decision to start playing more often or quit it altogether.  I never, ever want to play like that again. 

Getting old farging sucks sucks sucks sucks SUCKS!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on September 06, 2011, 08:42:07 AM
50 yards and in to the green is my worst area, i'm just horrible.  i can chip from like 2-3 feet of the green, but i have no idea how to gauge my pitches and how hard to hit them.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 06, 2011, 08:51:09 AM
I started playing when I was a kid and I've never had the yips.  I had them around the greens all day.  I couldn't settle myself at all and that's never happened to me before.  I've had stretches where I'd chili dip one here or there but i was a total spazz yesterday. 

If I had a driver or an iron in my hand and could rip it I was fine but whenever a shot required touch I was a total basketcase.

I looked & felt like Michael J. Fox out there.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on September 06, 2011, 10:49:52 AM
My slice just wouldn't get fixed, so I had to drastically slow down my backswing to help keep my wrists straight. I lost about 10 yards on every club but I think I can slowly adjust to make up for that. Plus I need to get my ass back in the gym and build up some strength again.

My pitching wedge is actually my best club by far. I almost never get a bad hit off with it, and usually put it within a decent distance of the cup. My 60 degree wedge is hit or miss...sometimes I get a great hit off, sometimes I skull it, sometimes it goes 1 foot in front of me.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 06, 2011, 11:45:08 AM
Most of my problem concerns a lack of golf conditioning.  If you don't build your swing thru repetition you're going to be a mess out there.

I had enough to hit normal yardages but not enough to use any finesse.

My knee was screaming this morning too.  Thank god for vicodin.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 06, 2011, 12:11:11 PM
Most of my problem concerns a lack of golf conditioning.

The word "golf" is semi-optional!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 06, 2011, 05:33:58 PM
Yeah, the more I read that the more oxymoronic it sounds. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: paco on October 06, 2011, 10:48:58 AM
In one swift move, Bank of America causes my dad to be out of a job and me to lose my "home" course.

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-center-valley-golf-20111005,0,2927317.story
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on December 17, 2011, 02:40:50 PM
http://deadspin.com/5869029/john-daly-pays-tribute-to-america-in-the-way-only-john-daly-can

this guy is the only thing I've ever liked about golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on March 25, 2012, 06:53:04 PM
tiger winning this tournament before the masters was precious

knob slobbin time for 2 weeks-love it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on March 25, 2012, 07:33:04 PM
i went to the pub today and they actually had almost half the tv's tuned to tiger and not the tournament

it was wonderful...never has a sport been so terrible without a single guy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 27, 2012, 09:17:42 AM
He's ranked sixth in the world. People were so used to him absolutely dominating that they barely noticed his game has been coming together really nicely of late. Now hard to ignore with the win. The Masters would be about 100 times more interesting if he's in contention.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 04, 2012, 07:05:23 PM
greatest golf shot ever?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtZ7flJTBvw
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 06, 2012, 02:12:43 PM
Absolutely unreal shot.

Like Lee Westwoods game a lot. Even though it's only Friday am things usually dramatically change, I think this is the year where he doesn't notoriously choke and grabs the green jacket.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 08, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
that shot by Watson was amazing...wow.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 08, 2012, 07:43:24 PM
Yep.  One of the best shots I've ever seen. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on April 09, 2012, 09:00:04 AM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1048084/hangin.gif)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2012, 10:27:14 AM
lol I was wondering how long it would take for a gif of that to pop up...old boy even did the fake scratch his face after Bubba ignored him
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on April 09, 2012, 10:39:06 AM
my favorite part is the hand squeeze of air.  he was farging committed to that handshake
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 03, 2012, 06:00:37 PM
So that Tiger Woods fellow is pretty good.

If you haven't seen the flop shot he made today, do yourself a favor and check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1IrN9utp0

Simply unbelievable.  I could hit a bucket of balls from that spot and not knock it in.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on June 03, 2012, 06:24:49 PM
Simply unbelievable.  I could hit a bucket of balls from that spot and not knock it in.

It would be tough even for Tiger. Clearly a bucket is way, way too large to fit in that small hole.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 03, 2012, 06:27:39 PM
im assuming he won today?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 03, 2012, 07:07:19 PM
yup

old white people everywhere died a little inside
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 03, 2012, 07:09:56 PM
im old and white and if that negro keeps this up i just might start watching golf again
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 03, 2012, 07:14:36 PM
you are not in the jim nantz fan club

he and his people look down when tiger curses and their lives were ruined when they found he was knee deep in skanky waitress Hoyda
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 14, 2012, 02:34:34 PM
this espn.com channel where you can follow tiger for the whole round has been great....excellent picture that hasnt froze one time
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 14, 2012, 04:02:20 PM
That course is absolutely ridiculous.  Damn near impossible, actually.  Wow.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 15, 2012, 12:57:25 PM
tiger rocks and rolls at 4:18 today....might actually go to a bar to watch golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 15, 2012, 06:22:58 PM
the wheels are coming off tiger's wagon right now a bit.

it's funny watching the best golfers in the world knocking two foot putts five and ten feet past the cup, though.

goddamn that place is insanely difficult and the weather isn't even bad.  it's perfect, in fact.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 15, 2012, 07:07:50 PM
A 17 year-old boy is leading the Open.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2012, 09:22:19 AM
6.05 first box today....tiger time till like 11pm tonight....i love these west coast majors
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2012, 09:46:31 PM
tiger is done....let the whites move in now....

the positive is that now this tournament wont interupt me watching game 3 tomorrow night
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2012, 10:21:31 PM
wow tiger is a POS
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 18, 2012, 04:10:29 PM
A 17 year-old boy is leading the Open.

Dude has a face only a mother could love.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2012, 02:16:51 PM
Woods just knocked in a phenomenal bunker shot on 18 to go 6-under.

Ruh-roh...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on July 20, 2012, 02:18:00 PM
Hey! Who cares!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2012, 02:42:14 PM
LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 20, 2012, 08:09:43 PM
LOLOVE,
Freddie
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 23, 2012, 07:28:57 AM
Epic collapse yesterday by Adam Scott.  I felt bad for him standing behind the green with that look on his face like, "what the hell just happened?"

Good for Ernie, though.  Great guy.  He should have won about 10 more majors in his career.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 23, 2012, 02:02:18 PM
I'm sure Tigers kicking himself in the ass.  Open was right there for his taking.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 23, 2012, 02:32:10 PM
If the wheels don't fall off he's right there, but let's be honest, we expect him to blow up on Sundays at Majors, right?   I know I do.   The wins he's had have been impressive but on drastically difficult courses he's a mere mortal now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 23, 2012, 02:37:16 PM
i agree...he didnt blow up yesterday...the course was playing super difficult...i believe only two of the top ten finishers shot under par yesterday...what he didnt do was play better than everyone else...he is just another guy right now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 23, 2012, 02:51:38 PM
He had a triple on Sunday.  The odds of him doing that five years ago are almost negligible.   He's just a different player now, but if farging Ernie Els can win there, anyone can.   He's made a career of blowing up on Major Sundays.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on August 02, 2012, 07:01:25 PM
Just got my first Eagle with a 35 yard chip in, on a (short) Par 4. Too bad the rest of my front 9 is one par and then a bunch of double and triple bogeys
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on August 02, 2012, 07:06:21 PM
 HA!  The ass kicking reality check of golf.  The eagle/birdie hole followed by nine straight holes of OBs, three puts, whiffs, etc.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 02, 2012, 07:09:18 PM
My buddy is about a 20 handicap and usually hits the ball pretty good on most days.  He was astoundingly awful last Friday from 1-17 and then bombed a drive & a 3-wood to the green on the par-5 18.  Missed the eagle putt by two inches.  That's golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 02, 2012, 08:16:09 PM
My only eagle was on a par 5. Bombed the drive, hit a 5-wood to 4 feet, made the knee-knocker. I did hole out from the rough on a par 4 a couple of weeks ago, but that was after hitting my drive into a red-staked environmental protection area. #yeahIsuck
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2012, 11:46:55 PM
I don't get excited over any quality shot I make because I know that I will follow it up immediately afterwards with 2 or 3 terrible shots. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 04, 2012, 03:41:26 PM
I don't bother keeping score.  I count the birdie and par holes at the end.   If I end up with 10 or better it's a good day.  One thing I have to do now is hit 25-30 balls before teeing off.   If I dont it's a disaster.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 12, 2012, 03:32:54 PM
when rory wins today he will be younger than tiger was at the time of his second major
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 12, 2012, 04:10:03 PM
who decided to put the pga this weekend

i cannot think of a dumber decision. people barely know this thing is going on.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 12, 2012, 06:41:17 PM
Both of Rory's major wins were complete blowouts.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 20, 2012, 12:24:50 PM
Augusta is gonna need a ladies locker room now.   Until they build it they can store their green jackets where the maids keep their shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 02, 2012, 01:07:47 PM
there is the possibility of a great final round today with the best player in thee world rory mclroy two shots ahead of the best player ever tiger woods
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on September 02, 2012, 02:23:07 PM
you mean third round
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 02, 2012, 02:58:13 PM
oh it is

not a big golf guy obviously

tennis on the other hand i am....this 18 year old british girl going today at 4 is my new love
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 02, 2012, 04:08:23 PM
oooostenhousen shot a sick 29 on the front
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on September 02, 2012, 04:13:58 PM
im watching reaction shots of brooklyn decker mixed in with some white person playing tennis
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 02, 2012, 04:19:12 PM
kentucky louisville on espn dummy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on September 02, 2012, 04:33:00 PM
watch the center on louisville

dude played high school ball in the town i used to cover. hes good and stuff.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 02, 2012, 04:39:38 PM
Shot 88 today (45 & 43) and birdied 18 with a 35 foot bomb.  I celebrated with a Lortab to ease my screaming back.

Yay me.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on September 03, 2012, 04:27:22 AM
Anytime you break 90 it's a good day.  Can relate to the back thing.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 03, 2012, 07:38:48 AM
Shot 88 today (45 & 43) and birdied 18 with a 35 foot bomb.  I celebrated with a Lortab to ease my screaming back.

Yay me.

I played Friday and shot a [redacted]. I had zero pars but one birdie, finishing the last 3 holes at a +1 aggregate score and narrowly finishing a back nine slightly better than my front nine.

So yeah, I'll be back like the sucker that I am. In awesome clothes and gear to make all the haters hate.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 03, 2012, 01:15:38 PM
(http://gonewiththetwins.com/pages/80s/screenshots/caddyshack/002.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 03, 2012, 06:17:06 PM
I played like absolute shtein today.  I shot a 45 on the front and honestly decided to stop keeping score from there on.  I did go par-birdie on 17 & 18 but I still shot over 90 all totaled.    And my back is really screaming tonight.  Not kidding.  I think I popped something in my lower back on the right side.  Getting old farging sucks.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 03, 2012, 06:20:47 PM
If you're hurting yourself playing golf, it's because you are weak not old.

Weak.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 03, 2012, 08:08:48 PM
Maybe I should start digging ditches for a living?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 03, 2012, 08:10:45 PM
If you can't golf, no way you could do that.  Start with keeping your crying mouth shut about your weak ass golf injuries.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 03, 2012, 08:29:00 PM
Since I'm 47 years old I can say without hesitation there's no way I could dig ditches for a living at this point.  I can, however, continue to post whatever the farg I want here including tales of woe regarding my declining health, poor golf game, and pretty much anything else I can think of to piss you off.

High five?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 03, 2012, 08:47:49 PM
If it won't hurt your back to reach for it, yeah, high five!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2012, 01:33:10 PM
If you can't golf, no way you could do that.  Start with keeping your crying mouth shut about your weak ass golf injuries.

Post of the year.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on September 04, 2012, 02:12:25 PM
Anyone know of a good course to play in San Diego? The 2 close to my hotel are Steel Canyon and Riverwalk, but I dont know about either of them.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on September 04, 2012, 02:24:03 PM
Torrey Pines....go for the experience alone. Get after it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 04, 2012, 02:33:14 PM
Anyone know of a good course to play in San Diego? The 2 close to my hotel are Steel Canyon and Riverwalk, but I dont know about either of them.

Coronado Island has a nice course. Can you get on any base since you work at West Point?  If so, check out the course on North Island Naval Base...also on Coronado.  It's a nice course as well.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 04, 2012, 02:42:40 PM
course
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: DH on September 04, 2012, 02:42:52 PM
I can, but the 9 guys I am bringing with me can't. I'm taking a bunch of guys from Budweiser out for the Army-SDSU game this weekend, and one of the idiots suggested we go golfing.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: hbionic on September 04, 2012, 02:44:29 PM
White people and their white people problems.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on September 04, 2012, 02:59:23 PM
I can, but the 9 guys I am bringing with me can't. I'm taking a bunch of guys from Budweiser out for the Army-SDSU game this weekend, and one of the idiots suggested we go golfing.

someday, i'm going to hurt you and it's because of this sentence.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 04, 2012, 08:53:02 PM
Yeah tell ya what - you come fill in for me and I'll lead the nine fellas on the golf outing.

Deal?!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2012, 08:46:28 AM
I can, but the 9 guys I am bringing with me can't. I'm taking a bunch of guys from Budweiser out for the Army-SDSU game this weekend, and one of the idiots suggested we go golfing.

If you can get on base, you should be able to sponsor them on with you.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 09, 2012, 06:12:38 PM
Rory. Wow.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on September 29, 2012, 08:30:55 PM
Shot a 96 today. How sad it is that I am excited.

Didn't have one three put the whole round. Kind of pissed at my back 9....Got a bar or bogey on every whole except two, one of those was a 10.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2012, 09:13:12 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4AJR-WCIAIffhz.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 29, 2012, 10:03:29 PM
Even with a 10-4 sliding to a 10-6 that is still ridiculous.

U S A!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 30, 2012, 10:16:46 AM
Shot a 96 today. How sad it is that I am excited.

Didn't have one three put the whole round. Kind of pissed at my back 9....Got a bar or bogey on every whole except two, one of those was a 10.

I had my first lesson in 25 years on Wednesday.  It was a 30 minute session and all I changed was my grip.  Over the years it seems to have gotten weaker and weaker and it's the first thing the club pro noticed when I addressed the ball.  He let me hit 10 with my old swing and then had me hit 10 with the grip he insisted I try.  It was like a miracle.  It was very uncomfortable at the beginning but after I got used to it, I started booming the ball and didn't shank one afterward.  I shot a 39 on the back nine yesterday.  Unreal.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on September 30, 2012, 06:02:30 PM
I had a tendency to grip my clubs way too hard, especially my driver, and it was creating a very inconsistent drive. I loosened up my grip and concentrated on having a more controlled, slow backswing and it made a huge difference. I still pulled/sliced a few, but they ones i'm hitting straight are more often and 30-40 yards longer. And the ones i'm slicing aren't slicing nearly as bad as they were.

I also was just putting really well yesterday. And my short irons were also pretty on point. Still need to work on my mid range irons.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on September 30, 2012, 06:09:06 PM
steve sucker

suck stricker

steven strickened with cancer
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 30, 2012, 06:10:10 PM
steve sucker

suck stricker

steven strickened with cancer

lol

mammoth choke job
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 30, 2012, 07:37:36 PM
Just when you think it can't get worse as a sports fan you watch something like that.

Worst gag job ever.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on September 30, 2012, 09:02:58 PM
That was awful today.  Would have been awesome to see it come down to Tiger on the last hole but Stricker was to busy auditioning for the Phils bullpen.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on October 05, 2012, 01:37:47 PM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img696/9063/doggolf.gif)

haha... wow.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2012, 02:31:31 PM
serious question....what am i missing here...i wanna see the wow but all i see is a dog playing with a golf ball
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on October 05, 2012, 02:41:11 PM
i think hes talking about the black guy actually playing golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 05, 2012, 02:48:53 PM
serious question....what am i missing here...i wanna see the wow but all i see is a dog playing with a golf ball

I'm with IGY on this one.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on October 05, 2012, 02:52:42 PM
It's in the middle of a tournament in Scotland.  The dog ran onto the green, picked up the ball and took off with it.

Happens every day, though.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on October 05, 2012, 02:56:56 PM
http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/8464749/pooch-steals-paul-casey-ball-amid-alfred-dunhill-links-championship-eagle-try
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2012, 02:58:50 PM
well that certainly gives it some additional meaning

5/10
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on October 05, 2012, 03:07:44 PM
Nope. Still a massive who cares.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on October 05, 2012, 03:56:44 PM
^  Refreshing.   ^
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on October 05, 2012, 04:15:23 PM
Actually had that happen to me a month ago at our course. Our front nine runs up right against a neighborhood and there's no fence separating it. Hit a ball down the hole 7 fairway and out trots a black lab, picks up the ball, and runs back to its yard.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on October 05, 2012, 04:21:55 PM
OH MY GOD WHO CARES
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on October 05, 2012, 05:08:03 PM
Now if it were a rabid dog
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on October 05, 2012, 06:07:40 PM
Balls
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 05, 2012, 06:25:16 PM
I LOVE YOUR BODY, LARRY
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on October 05, 2012, 09:01:07 PM
Now if it were a rabid dog

If the golfer were Vick...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on January 27, 2013, 04:56:17 PM
reese.........is tiger back?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on February 17, 2013, 05:59:57 PM
pretty cool trick shot

http://mashable.com/2013/02/17/golfers-epic-putt/ (http://mashable.com/2013/02/17/golfers-epic-putt/)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 17, 2013, 06:52:04 PM
I didn't know putting was a trick shot. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on February 21, 2013, 01:56:41 AM
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02487/golf_2487849b.jpg)

Holy shtein! WGC Accenture World Matchplay in Arizona today.

 (http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/8437365/162207420.0_standard_730.0.jpg)

And this is north of Tuscon!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2013, 03:46:34 PM
So I just turned on the Masters Nine-Hole tournament and noticed Rory McIlroy's caddy is tennis champion Caroline Wozniaki.  Evidently she's his girlfriend.   Young, mega rich, great golfer and has one of the hottest bitches on the planet carrying his farging clubs around Augusta.

Tell me there's no Satan.  I dare you.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2013, 03:53:46 PM
she is not remotely hot....farg is wrong with you
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 10, 2013, 03:57:22 PM
She's nice looking.  She's also the chick who poked fun at one of the Williams sisters for having a phat ass and big tits. 

(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/lDHN7kxOtUctShMsrHQzYg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptustenexperts/wozniacki.jpg)

Still, props to Rory for having his girl lugging his clubs around the links, regardless of who or how hot she is. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2013, 04:04:40 PM
she is not remotely hot....farg is wrong with you

haha what?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 11, 2013, 01:39:54 AM
#vukeswife
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 11, 2013, 07:14:13 AM
she is not remotely hot....farg is wrong with you

haha what?

i think i mixed her up with another tennis plyer....shes better looking than i thought but still not hot
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 12, 2013, 03:35:54 PM
The little Chinese boy was assessed a one stroke penalty for slow play on the 17th.  He may miss the cut by one stroke.  Kids got one hell of a great attitude.  He wasn't sulking, pissy, visibly upset at all.  Asked how this will shape his Masters experience if he missed the cut by a stroke he said "I respect the decision".
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2013, 05:49:52 PM
Of course he did.  They learn not to complain in the motherland.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on April 12, 2013, 06:13:55 PM
The kid is what, 14? He should be on cloud nine just for being in the Masters, he couldn't have had huge expectations about how he would finish. Presumably he'll still be alive for many more of these tournaments. If he got visibly upset, I'd assume he's some kind of budding sociopath like Bobby Fischer. Especially since if he got the penalty, the odds are good that he really was slow as hell and got warned a bunch beforehand.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2013, 07:06:03 PM
Tiger Woods hit a shot awhile ago that defies description.   Absolute perfection that turned into a total disaster in the span of a tenth of a second. 

Golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2013, 07:09:17 PM
jason day just bumped the kid off the cut line
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 12, 2013, 07:10:46 PM
best weekend of tv
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 12, 2013, 07:11:45 PM
Tiger Woods hit a shot awhile ago that defies description.   Absolute perfection that turned into a total disaster in the span of a tenth of a second. 

Golf.

Yeah, saw that.  Like Faldo said "He hit the flag stick, nothing wrong at all with that shot"
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2013, 07:12:20 PM
He's still in unless Day birdies the 18th.

Edit - sorry - 17 or 18.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2013, 07:12:41 PM
best weekend of tv

if tiger is in it...which thank god he is

otherwise completely unwatchable
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 12, 2013, 07:14:14 PM
So are they going to change the Champions Tour entry age to 40?  These fricken kids playing in these majors get younger every year.  14 years old and playing Augusta.  shtein, man.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2013, 07:16:28 PM
Was that long?

You've got to be kidding me.

Silence...

You've got to be fargING kidding me...


- Tiger on 18
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2013, 07:22:33 PM
lol tiger
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 12, 2013, 07:22:53 PM
best weekend of tv

if tiger is in it...which thank god he is

otherwise completely unwatchable

Could not agree more.  There are some great golfers out there but unless the 14 year old had made some kind of miraculous run, if Tiger's not within striking distant, not a whole lot of interest.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2013, 08:00:50 PM
I hope Tiger wins and then shoots the finge at his haters at the jacket ceremony
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2013, 08:02:25 PM
if he does win he should bring a pimp crown to put on while hes being dressed in the jacket
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2013, 08:16:01 PM
hahaha that would be awesome.

And the women non-sports fans will be disgusted that a philanderer won. A lady in the hoagie shop I was at for lunch saw him on the screen and was like "omg that guy is such a pig".

Btw the hoagie joint was pretty damn good. It's called Jersey Mike's and their Italian was as close as I've had away from home. Fresh cut cold cuts while you wait, oil and vinegar and hot pepper relish. The bread was good too.

Down votes for not having any local sodas like black cherry wishniak.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2013, 08:26:47 PM
jersey mikes is a national chain....you must be in an especially bad area for sandwiches if its the best around there....its probably not even in the top ten sandwich places in the dc/balt region and this is not exactly great hoagie turf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2013, 08:47:49 PM
It's an awful sandwich area. I take what I can get. Many places try to replicate the hoagies but fail miserably. This place, chain or not, was as solid as I've had.

Doesn't touch the Greek dudes shop down the street from my moms place tho.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2013, 08:50:47 PM
Jersey Mike's is an abomination.

Sorry, Jay.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
You haven't eaten sandwiches in Houston, Texas man. This was the good standard of sandwiches here.

That doesn't count BBQ style sandwiches because they do BBQ right around here
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2013, 09:22:50 PM
Never been to Houston.  Never plan on going there either so I'll have to take your word for it.

Texas BBQ sucks too.  Get with the KC (or even NC) shtein or GTFO.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2013, 10:20:27 PM
lol

Well it may not be the best but its damn good.

The tex mex grub is too. I'd murder someone for a plate of fajitas right now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2013, 02:54:54 AM
the bottom line is texas (and the south in general) do meat better than everyone else

the north does bread better.

since bread makes the sammich the hoagies outside of the east coast are horrendous. i had one today where everything was golden except for the bread which was mediocre at best.

thats why most of the time i just go straight wings or bbq or whatever and dont even try to replicate a hoagie
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2013, 07:53:19 AM
they do meat better if its brisket or ribs

but real meat.....meaning deli meat...is better in the philly ny corridor than anywhere on the planet except maybe italy...the south has no italians which is why their meat sucks
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 13, 2013, 09:28:31 AM
Tiger may be disqualified for illegal drop. (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/2013/04/13/masters-tiger-woods-drop-on-15th-hole/2079679/)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 13, 2013, 09:46:04 AM
please. no chance in hell hes disqualified. $$
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2013, 09:55:47 AM
Viewership would be cut in half at least.

Reese is right.  No chance that happens.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2013, 10:15:00 AM
They levied a 2-stroke penalty for not playing the ball as close as possible to his previous spot (he played it 2 yards back).

What a joke.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2013, 12:17:00 PM
reason number 4000 why golf is a game not a sport
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2013, 12:43:17 PM
That would be like me calling into MLB, complaining about an umpire's strike call, and MLB overturning the final score because of it.

Either you catch the infraction on the course or you don't.  If you don't, too farging bad.  That's why they have rules officials on the course.  Nobody caught it and the guy was about as harshly penalized as you can get just by having the ball hit the stick and bound into the pond.  Now some whiny white rich corksucker is gonna call ESPN and bitch about it, and the tournament is going to go back in time and impose a scoring penalty when no one at the time saw anything wrong with it?  And it's not like he gained any real advantage either.

It's just boring white bread country club bullshtein to me.  And to a certain extent, you're right, Havas.  It's not a sport... it's an activity that requires athletic ability.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2013, 01:33:07 PM
plus he moved the farging ball farther away from the hole...if he had moved it closer or moved it from the 1st cut to the fairway or somehow gave himself an advantage i could understand...its beyond ridiculous an they ruined the tournament....

i actually hope tiger tanks now so their ratings take a hit tomorrow....not hang around make it interesting but not quite get there
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2013, 02:19:38 PM
tiger just missed a six footer for birdie at the second that would have gotten him within three

why the hell is his round not being televised right now.....the masters tv schedule is so ridiculous
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2013, 02:47:12 PM
the augusta people are the worst humans on earth

they limit tv windows because they want the tournament to be "unique" and "special." they only want you to be allowed to see it for so long as to not spoil the amazing joy of looking at this magical place.

as for the tiger thing, this is 10000 percent a masters calls alone. they dont care about advertisers or tv ratings. they care about themselves and themselves alone. they didnt allow a negro until the early 90s and just allowed women LAST YEAR. women. human people couldnt be members until 2012. in america.

this place is as stuffy, white and uppity as they come. if they wanted to prove a point and throw the cheating, cursing dark skinned boy out of their little circle jerk they wouldve.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2013, 06:19:31 PM
Tiger scratching his way back into contention.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2013, 07:08:22 PM
the augusta people are the worst humans on earth

they limit tv windows because they want the tournament to be "unique" and "special." they only want you to be allowed to see it for so long as to not spoil the amazing joy of looking at this magical place.

as for the tiger thing, this is 10000 percent a masters calls alone. they dont care about advertisers or tv ratings. they care about themselves and themselves alone. they didnt allow a negro until the early 90s and just allowed women LAST YEAR. women. human people couldnt be members until 2012. in america.

this place is as stuffy, white and uppity as they come. if they wanted to prove a point and throw the cheating, cursing dark skinned boy out of their little circle jerk they wouldve.

admittedly i went to a local hole in the wall pub today and i begged for it.....but i got the expected....ignorant caucasions having a hate fest about how tiger should have gotten disqualified...wife cheating comments spawned themelves...if he wasnt black he wouldnt be on tv right now.....blah bleh blah puke.....

Tiger scratching his way back into contention.

hes done and its all because of that ignorant penalty....the worst thing is the pga.augusta elder whites got what they wanted....a tiger story to lead every sports cast for ratings but enough of a penalty to make sure he cant win....there is a reason its called the massa's
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2013, 07:43:50 PM
hes 4 back...its not out of the realm of possibility but it should be 2

of course this "sport" is already a farce where some dolt can call in and whine and snitch on someone to get their score changed. how is this even possible.

..there is a reason its called the massa's


lol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2013, 07:48:10 PM
how many kkk members follow every tiger stroke in every tourney he plays just waiting for him to farg up...and they are actually allowed to call and turn him in

i dont even blame them tho...the fact that he moved the ball FARTHER away from the hole and still got penalized is just unfathomable to me....this is all on the augusta slave masters
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2013, 07:51:53 PM
its really more about tiger farging all those tgi fridays waitresses and cursing than him being black

they all want a house boy or two and tiger was one for a while. then they find out hes farging all these white bitches AND over time his professionalism on the course goes away.

again the masters people are the most stuck up boring uppity people on earth. they are jim nantz. and tiger saying god damnit offends them. im not kidding. this is why they hate him...hes too big and too powerful and isnt the second coming of jesus like jack or arnold. it dont help that 25 years ago at best he could wait tables in their clubhouse.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 13, 2013, 09:17:14 PM
talk on espn radio that it was jim nance that notified the officials on it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2013, 09:18:24 PM
holy shtein for real?

lil guy called it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 04:06:47 AM
lol natz had an "interview" with the stuffy white dude who is the rules chairman and he actually asked him who alerted them to it and he said a viewer

it wouldnt surprise me if it was him. that dude is just the worst.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 08:26:52 AM
I'm still amazed that they're permitted to go back in time and assess penalties based on something outside of the PGA or even the tournament itself saw at the time.  I can't think of another sport that permits that sort of ridiculousness.  And it's not even like he cheated or broke the rule.  Did he adhere to the strict letter of the law?  No.  But he didn't really gain anything by moving the ball back a couple of feet.  What's he supposed to do - put it back in the divot he hit from in the first place?

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 10:01:27 AM
But he didn't really gain anything by moving the ball back a couple of feet.

this is the entire point.....he farging moved the ball AWAY from the hole....why cant it be a discretionary call where they look at the tape and if the golfer is trying to gain an advantage you bang him....the same way basketball refs look at the video....if in golf they can retroactively assess penalties via video then why cant they also use the same video to see that no advantage was taken....the fact that they have to adhere to some stupid rule 45.4.78.9 while at the same time viewing a slo mo replay is insane
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 10:14:53 AM
From what I understand they're saying he hung himself with his comments after the round.  He suggested he moved it back a bit to avoid hitting the stick again.  Look, I've played the game for 35 years and I'm about as far from Woods as possible in terms of talent, but hitting a stick from 90 yards is roughly one in a thousand for me and probably one in a hundred for him.  It's possible he did think he'd hit it again by hitting it from the same spot, but it's also possible he thought he'd hole it out too.  That's how wildly arrogant these guys are.  And that's not an insult either.  They're so good that it's entirely possible he thought he'd do it again.  If that's the case, then the penalty is justified.  It's just not justified to me because it happened a day after the round was over, and they only moved on it because of someone texting them after the fact about the "violation."
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 10:36:39 AM
23 inches backwards (or even forward) on a fairway is not an advantage.....if he moved the ball two yards left to get a better sightline around a tree or some shtein then yes you penalize....or if he dropped to avoid some bad rough fine.....what they did is just penalizing to penalize because some salty redneck wanted to screw the negroid
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on April 14, 2013, 10:37:45 AM
From what I understand they're saying he hung himself with his comments after the round.  He suggested he moved it back a bit to avoid hitting the stick again. 

yep he f'ed himself. the rule nazi's caught those comments and it was over
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 10:42:08 AM
23 inches backwards (or even forward) on a fairway is not an advantage.....if he moved the ball two yards left to get a better sightline around a tree or some shtein then yes you penalize....or if he dropped to avoid some bad rough fine.....what they did is just penalizing to penalize because some salty redneck wanted to screw the negroid

I'm usually not on the race bandwagon with you, but considering the place and their atrocious history with race, I'd say this is a possibility that can't be overlooked or laughed away.  I mean, the little Chinese kid was hit with a slow play penalty when every other player on the course was playing slow because of the wind swirling, yet he gets popped?

I don't know.  It's probably a coincidence but with these rich white untouchable douchebags, you can't rule it out.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on April 14, 2013, 10:48:27 AM
I agree Rome. I understand the rule. Certainly there are a number of circumstances where moving the ball back from the hole a little could provide an advantage, and it's best to leave the decision of whether it provides an advantage out of human hands.

The part of it that's bullshtein is when Jim Nantz rats you out the next day. That's not something that happens in a real sport.

Pretty much everything about the terrible history and people of Augusta is true (actually maybe the worst thing is that all the caddies and menial workers had to be black there for the longest time... at the site of a former slave plantation, when all the golfers were white), but this incident owes more to golf itself being a joke of a sport.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 05:52:39 PM
tiger makes this putt he has a legit shot at this
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 05:56:06 PM
gag choke puke
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 06:10:53 PM
lindsay vonns evil twat at work again
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 06:20:34 PM
jim nantz literally gets giddy when tiger fargs up
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 06:22:55 PM
nantz is a super christian

3 years ago he did a pod with simmons...snapped unprompted at tiger when he yells god damnit. he said something like "why does he have to take the lords name in vein? especially in front of children."

the tone was seething anger. i dont think its a race thing (with nantz, with other southern rednecks it is), but its obvious he doesnt want him around.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 06:31:25 PM
holy shtein i never knew he was like that...yeah race often doesnt matter with the zealots.....but it also of course often does
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 06:36:03 PM
i cant see him working in nfl and ncaa circles for 20 years if he truly despises negros

if he just stuck to golf id be on to it. my thinking is he loves jesus and respect and manners more than anything. tiger doesnt hit on any of those areas.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 06:42:22 PM
i hope hell opens up the earth and swallows him
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 06:57:08 PM
The last five minutes is why golf is phenomenal.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 06:58:27 PM
it didnt involve tiger therefore it didnt happen
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 07:01:55 PM
it didnt involve tiger therefore it didnt happen

pretty much.....who won anyway
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
There's a playoff.  Watch it.  There's a guy with brown skin playing.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 14, 2013, 07:03:46 PM
Playoff.

Cabrera and Adam Scott
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 07:05:45 PM
sounds exciting

maybe ill tune in after i drop this sick baseball bet
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 07:07:25 PM
lets go ff
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 07:10:34 PM
I'm talking to him right now.  He sends hugs & kisses to all.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 07:11:49 PM
adam scott rankings

1. the actor
2. the golfer
7500. ff
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2013, 07:13:58 PM
ff won this tourney when the negroid was spanked
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 07:18:02 PM
the other cf is rooting for scott and doesnt like tiger

http://www.castefootball.us/forums/showthread.php/15571-2013-Masters/page2
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: hbionic on April 14, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
I'm actually watching this shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 14, 2013, 07:30:42 PM
Cabrera would like the gallery to basically stop breathing.  My god, STFU already with your "quiet please!" demands. 

CBS & Masters needed this playoff.  I had this on as background music after it was apparent Tiger was out of it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 07:39:59 PM
FF!

balls to the wall
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: hbionic on April 14, 2013, 07:42:37 PM
Congrats FF!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 07:45:24 PM
now we get the whitest moment of the year...butler cabin jacket time

nantz gonna tense up like jon broxton facing matt stairs
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 07:46:04 PM
That was a lot of white folks cheering.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 07:49:47 PM
did that kid get an a in math class or something
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 14, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
did that kid get an a in math class or something

Perfect attendance.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2013, 07:54:16 PM
How many beers were just pounded in Australia?

Like fifty gazillion or so?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 14, 2013, 08:06:17 PM
Considering its like 8 in the morning in Australia, fifty gazillion sounds about right.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2013, 09:18:56 PM
guarantee you no one in aussieland cares

its golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 10, 2013, 06:00:20 PM
Going to The Players Championship tomorrow.

Boo ya.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 11, 2013, 06:54:56 PM
We hit it early.  That place is fricken crazy.  Long beyond belief.  I honestly don't know how they hit the ball as far as they do.  I can hit it far but not for four hours and not with 45,000 people staring at every shot.   The island green is a gimmicky freak show.  Anyone with a 20 handicap should be able to paste it, but again, pressure separates the boys from the men there.

I asked if I could go back tomorrow and got the grumpy cat look in return.



Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on May 11, 2013, 09:42:24 PM
where the hell did jeff friggin maggert come from? jesus i havent heard that name on a leaderboard in years
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2013, 11:41:30 AM
http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/9266937/2013-players-championship-sergio-garcia-chides-tiger-woods-says-not-nicest-guy

51 out of 55 when mr. not so nice guy has the lead.  oh, and majors?  that would be 14 for him and 0 for you.  and if it weren't for eldrick the money you'd be making playing a kid's game would likely be about 1/4 what it is, so shut the farg up, spanish bitch.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 05:37:52 PM
unbelievable gag by tiger....maybe the worst shot hes ever hit
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 05:51:55 PM
double bogey

this finish is going to be ridiculous....four way tie for first right now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 06:03:45 PM
maggert swimming at 17.....brutal
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 06:34:51 PM
i would trade in a few years of my life for sergio getting his ball wet here
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 06:36:07 PM
ahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 06:38:06 PM
bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahahahaah
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 12, 2013, 06:39:55 PM
lol that was terrific

what a stupid spanish twat
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 12, 2013, 06:45:07 PM
Massive choke lol

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 06:47:26 PM
in one hole sergio went from first place to eighth place
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2013, 06:50:13 PM
holy mother of god sergio!!!!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 12, 2013, 06:54:20 PM
This is great. Keep yo mouth shut, son.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 12, 2013, 07:02:56 PM
Tiger wins!

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2013, 07:08:33 PM
i laughed the when the first ball went in the water.  not so much on the second.  then on 18 he absolutely duck-hooked one into that lake and i actually started feeling bad for the little twat.  i hate that.

tiger is a pure cold-blooded killer out there.  that's 52 out of 56 times where he's led going into the final round, he's closed it out. 

best.  ever.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 12, 2013, 07:12:32 PM
He's gonna make Vonn dress up like a Perkins waitress and bang her brains out to celebrate.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2013, 07:33:15 PM
"I was the victim there."

- Sergio Garcia


Yeah, not feeling so bad for him anymore.  farging douche.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 12, 2013, 07:45:27 PM
Victim of what?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 12, 2013, 07:51:54 PM
Victim of what?

A choking victim, of course.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2013, 08:44:32 PM
Victim of what?

A victim of Tiger's actions when Tiger, who was roughly 50 yards away and blocked by hundreds of people, had the temerity to pull a club out of his bag for his next shot.    This happened after the marshalls had told Tiger that Sergio had already hit his shot.

Basically someone farted and Sergio blamed Tiger for his lousy shot.

VICTIM!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Has there been a less likable golfer over the last 10 years than Sergio? 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2013, 08:48:54 PM
http://www.golf.com/ap-news/tiger-woods-wins-players-championship-sergio-garcia-collapses-17th-hole

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2013, 09:12:58 PM
This thread is golden.  Especially pages 10-20. 

Good shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 14, 2013, 09:50:42 AM
Quote
Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia had a misunderstanding on the par-5 second hole at TPC Sawgrass on Saturday that reignited the two golfers' longtime feud. However, the marshal who was following the group said Woods's explanation for his actions on the hole was not true, according to Sports Illustrated's Michael Bamberger.
 

In the third round, on the 2nd hole, Woods hit a poor tee shot into the left trees. García hit a better tee shot, on the right side of the fairway. If the players had been communicating properly, García and Woods, or their caddies, would have established an order of play. But there was nothing like that. García, playing out of turn but not able to see Woods, was disrupted as he started his swing by a modest cheer from the woods, where a large group of spectators had surrounded Tiger, forming a human V around his ball. The cheers were a response to Woods’s pulling a five-wood out of his bag, meaning that he was going to attempt an absurdly difficult recovery shot. García, after fatting his shot, turned his round chin in Woods’s direction and glared.
 
“It’s very simple,” García said during an NBC interview. “You have to pay attention to what’s going on because the other guy is hitting. You do something when you’re in the crowd, and the crowd is going to respond.”
 
Returning serve, Woods said, “The marshals, they told me he already hit, so I pulled a club and was getting ready to play my shot, and then I hear his comments afterward and it’s not real surprising that he’s complaining about something.”
 
Well, when they heard that remark from Woods, the marshals were surprised. One of them, Gary Anderson, said on Sunday, “He didn’t ask us nothing, and we didn’t say nothing. We’re told not to talk to the players.”
 
Anderson’s boss, John North, was the chief marshal for the first three holes. He stood over Woods’s ball to protect it from the throng and was five feet away when Woods played his shot. North has worked the tournament as a volunteer marshal for 30 years, he’s a graduate of the Naval Academy, he served in Vietnam, he’s a FedEx pilot and he donates his round on the Stadium course for being a volunteer to the Wounded Warriors project.
 
“Nothing was said to us and we certainly said nothing to him,” North said. “I was disappointed to hear him make those remarks. We’re there to help the players and enhance the experience of the fans. He was saying what was good for him. It lacked character.”
 
Hours later, his workweek done, North watched the tournament on TV in a military appreciation tent. “I hate to say it, but I was rooting for him,” North said of Woods. “It tears me apart. But when he’s winning..."
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on May 14, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
farg garcia--most overrated golfer in history

just keep getting pusy tiger, or tiger pusy, or whatever....

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 14, 2013, 12:38:35 PM
i like tiger and garcia both but if this had happened to tiger he would have thrown an even bigger hissy fit.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 14, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
the difference is it would have pissed tiger off and he would have went out and probably won by 5 shots

where as sergio is a fraud who put 50 balls in the lake and came in 10th
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 14, 2013, 01:38:42 PM
agreed 100%, sergio is a soft batch spaniard.

just saying, it's ironic that people are calling him such a Hoyda just for bringing it up.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 14, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
the difference is it would have pissed tiger off and he would have went out and probably won by 5 shots

where as sergio is a fraud who put 50 balls in the lake and came in 10th

Agreed
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 15, 2013, 02:53:21 PM
This thread is golden.  Especially pages 10-20. 

Good shtein.

You had a much different perspective of this thread on page 10.

this might be the worst thread in the history of the internet.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 15, 2013, 02:57:05 PM
It improved drastically with my involvement.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on May 15, 2013, 03:40:12 PM
Played in a customer's tournament on Friday.  I usually hate these things.  7 hour rounds, dinner, you're exhausted, get home late, etc.  This one was a blast.  We had a fun group and we were all about the same skill level so everyone was comfortable.  Also played at a beautiful course that hosts an LPGA event every year.  You'll love this IGY, every major liquor distributor was there so there were sampling tents at every other whole plus the suped up golf carts were riding around offering you whatever libation you desired.  There were some incredible spirits to be sampled and they were not skimping.  The Jack Daniels tent was especially gratifying. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 15, 2013, 08:29:24 PM
my wrist would have been exhausted and not from swinging a club
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2013, 10:13:57 PM
I hear masturbating on golf courses is frowned upon. Sergio would put you on blast if you busted during his backswing.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 22, 2013, 03:20:38 PM
Sergio channeling his inner Fuzzy Zeller.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 22, 2013, 03:24:49 PM
IGY posted that in the everybody's a wasist thread.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 12, 2013, 05:59:40 PM
Just got a call from my buddy.  He's at Jacksonville Airport on his way to Philly for the Open tomorrow.   His brother got a comp ticket for him, so he jumped in the car and will be there by midnight.

I officially hate him now more than leafy vegetables.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on June 12, 2013, 06:33:59 PM
You can very nearly replicate the experience of being at tomorrow's opening round by heading down to the Everglades and waterskiing directly behind an airboat. You could have your friends chuck stuff into the fan to simulate the hail, too.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 12, 2013, 06:35:29 PM
You can very nearly replicate the experience of being at tomorrow's opening round by heading down to the Everglades and waterskiing directly behind an airboat. You could have your friends chuck stuff into the fan to simulate the hail, too.

If tomorrow is anything like today, he won't have to go to all that.  Just come to my house in Naples.  We had all that this afternoon.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 13, 2013, 02:59:37 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971625_10152946444205492_1059001671_n.jpg)

i hope this twat misses the cut
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 13, 2013, 08:11:58 PM
They've been talking about what a mess traffic is in Ardmore right now and it occurred to me that people must not understand there's a commuter rail line that literally runs next to the course.  And Septa has set up about 1,000 extra runs each day for this deal. 

Maybe whitey just can't be bothered to ride mass transit?   AMIRITE IGY?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 13, 2013, 09:07:48 PM
not so much whitey as much as rich whitey

also only the norristown line is walkable to the club...if you take the paioli line you have to take a shuttle bus from the radnor station...lol at rich whitey stuffing into a shuttle bus
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 13, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
I love good public transportation. It's one of the things I hate about Houston - the public system here is shtein.

Paoli line is my ride to the city a lot of times. I love being able to get into the city without driving.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 13, 2013, 10:02:36 PM
im gonna come to houston and well ride the bus together.

current white people on houston bus system: 0
current white people on houston bus system with us on it: 2
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 13, 2013, 10:05:30 PM
im gonna come to houston and well ride the bus together.

current white people on houston bus system: 0
current white people on houston bus system with us on it: 2

racist white people ride public transportation less than rich white people...plus no white doods in texas are going anywhere without their pick up
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 13, 2013, 10:10:47 PM
Haha this is true....sort of.

The park and rides they have for the suburbs catch a lot of white folk. But the buses within the rest of the city don't see many.

And everyone owns a truck here. The dude bros with their fake off road packages and huge lifts and truck nuts crack me up.

I own a truck but it has none of the above. 2010 FX4 is the shtein!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 14, 2013, 01:56:34 AM
I own a truck but it has none of the above.

we know
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2013, 08:27:54 AM
truck nuts

You talking about the metal ball sacks dudes like to let dangle from their tow package?  heh heh.....I said "package." 

But yeah, those things are awful. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 14, 2013, 08:45:17 AM
I miss Running Stangs.  Whatever happened to that doode?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 14, 2013, 08:51:35 AM
BTW: West Trenton Line represent, yo!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 05:39:28 PM
holy shtein phil
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2013, 05:43:04 PM
phil is a horrible horrible person but that was pretty sweet
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 05:46:00 PM
yeah i dont like him at all....really for no good reason....i love tiger and you cant like both

tiger = biggie
phil be tupac
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2013, 05:46:42 PM
phil is tupac expect he thinks hes and the media treats him like hes ward cleaver
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 06:12:21 PM
how pretentious are merions wicker baskets

whoa phil in trouble
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2013, 06:24:34 PM
its really old and waspy

limited coloreds, treat women like 2nd class citizens....cant imagine they love all the jews in lm
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 16, 2013, 06:32:05 PM
yeah i dont like him at all....really for no good reason....i love tiger and you cant like both

tiger = biggie
phil be tupac

HA!  Good one!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 16, 2013, 06:33:25 PM
The jerkoffs who scream get in the hole on every shot? Should be executed.

"Get in th...." Dead.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 16, 2013, 06:34:57 PM
Yep, those baskets need to be set on fire and the next mother farger who yells  "in the hole" needs to be castrated with rusty scissors live on national tv.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 06:35:36 PM
The jerkoffs who scream get in the hole on every shot? Should be executed.

"Get in th...." Dead.

yeah its so annoying

almost as annoying as phils belt
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 16, 2013, 06:43:24 PM
Seriously, enough of the in the hole shtein you farging clueless people!  Yell something original you yuppie shtein bags.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on June 16, 2013, 06:46:49 PM
Phil is one of the goofiest dopes on the course with that awkward smile, but if its not Tiger winning Phil is my second choice (more so because he's a lefty), then Fowler in any tournament. I'm still on the fence with Mcllroy at this point.

I absutely love this course, but hope I never see a wicker basket again
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 06:48:21 PM
im surprised you are allowed to chip off a green
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 07:07:37 PM
i dont ever remember being able to hear this amount of dialogue btwn caddy and player before....really cool

is this something new?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2013, 07:09:13 PM
setting up for phil to choke on 18

couldnt ask for anything more other than tiger being involved
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
that putt was phil personified
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2013, 07:23:58 PM
nice shot phil, you phony douche
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 16, 2013, 07:24:23 PM
i dont ever remember being able to hear this amount of dialogue btwn caddy and player before....really cool

is this something new?

I haven't heard that much talk either between the players and caddies.  Good stuff.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 07:28:50 PM
no chance this isnt short right?

nope he gave it a run

id do justin roses girl
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2013, 07:31:01 PM
yea she was fit

and lol at phil pulling out his book there...its over douchebag.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
i wonder how much money phil lost by having to go for that chip
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 16, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
My buddy was on the right side of Phil when he holed the wedge today.

And who knew Rose was such a beloved guy on tour?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2013, 08:42:54 PM
i wonder how much money phil lost by having to go for that chip

not enough to truly matter but enough that the republican tightwad is whining about it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2013, 05:50:09 PM
I love watching Phil Mickelson play golf.  He's such a colossal farg up it's amazing he's ever won in his entire career.   The guy is insanely talented, though, and if he ever learned to flip the switch he has missing from his head that causes him to hit the worst possible shot at the worst possible time, he might have double the wins he has now.  It really is amazing to see.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2013, 10:33:35 AM
Tiger just said "god damn" in response to a poor shot.   The resident holy roller white bread hypocrite (Paul Azinger) suggested he either wasn't aware of the microphones on the course (lol) or simply didn't care who he offended.   

Tiger then made birdie.

 >:D
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 20, 2013, 12:04:39 PM
ha
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on July 20, 2013, 01:44:00 PM
Tiger just said "god damn" in response to a poor shot.   The resident holy roller white bread hypocrite (Paul Azinger) suggested he either wasn't aware of the microphones on the course (lol) or simply didn't care who he offended.   

Tiger then made birdie.

 >:D

jesus christ--thats farging horrendous. (sorry if i offended anyone here)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on July 20, 2013, 01:46:32 PM
i want shot tracker implemented on every golf shot
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on July 20, 2013, 02:42:03 PM
i've started playing more these days, a few times a week, so i hired a pro to give me a few refresher lessons. he filmed my swing with some kind of app and then played it back for me in slo mo. it was hilarious. my whole back swing he was like this is all perfect....then literally the second i start to swing forward my whole body explodes like a retard.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2013, 04:58:24 PM
I played 18 this afternoon and made the mistake of trying to play nine more.  I got done the first extra hole and it started pouring like I've never seen it rain in my life.  Holy shtein it was incredible and freezing cold too.  No lightning either.  Weird as shtein for Florida.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on July 20, 2013, 05:00:53 PM
shouldnt you spend your weekend and time off getting better at your job instead of farging around and playing golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 20, 2013, 05:24:59 PM
romeys hatred of young black doods is only going to be accentuated from his uptick in golfing
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on July 20, 2013, 06:03:46 PM
i've started playing more these days, a few times a week, so i hired a pro to give me a few refresher lessons. he filmed my swing with some kind of app and then played it back for me in slo mo. it was hilarious. my whole back swing he was like this is all perfect....then literally the second i start to swing forward my whole body explodes like a retard.

download the app Ubersense-it's great. Prop your iPad up, film your own swing then you can do side by side comparisons with like over 30 diff pros. Slow mo and all and it's free.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 21, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
shouldnt you spend your weekend and time off getting better at your job...

I would ask you the same thing but everyone here already knows the answer.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 21, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
possible westwood melt?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 21, 2013, 10:40:30 AM
tiger sucks
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on July 21, 2013, 11:00:18 AM
westwood has a history of f'ing up day 4's but you never know everyone has their day.

this course is out of hand
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 21, 2013, 11:15:02 AM
tiger is a pos
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 21, 2013, 12:08:50 PM
phil annoys me
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 21, 2013, 12:44:58 PM
Women's golf will be on soon.  HOTT
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on July 21, 2013, 01:20:53 PM
i woke up and got a text alert from the ap saying phil won

i thought it was a joke
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: hbionic on July 22, 2013, 02:01:52 PM
phil annoys me

I don't really follow golf, but I share the same sentiment.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 02, 2013, 04:44:35 PM
Tiger needs a birdie on 18 to shoot 60.  Yes, 60.

Skip Bayless' response:

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8273/upt6.png)

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 02, 2013, 09:22:57 PM
no one suckles tiger more than me but skips right....at this point in his career tiger himself would measure his success on majors and majors alone

shooting 61 on a course he owns is less than meaningless
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 03, 2013, 12:32:00 AM
thanks for responding to the troll
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on August 08, 2013, 04:32:00 PM
tiger finished +1 today at the pga championship while the leaders furyk and scott sit up top at -5

hes already killing me again. you have to be accurate as hell off the tee on this course and the roughs are brutal, so unless he torches it tomorrow its another blown opp.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on August 09, 2013, 11:14:51 PM
tiger stuck at +1 again while dufner leads at -9.

his quest for another major is sinking fast--just like his $54 million mansion in florida right now

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 10, 2013, 08:00:01 AM
Oak Hill is defenseless right now.  Professionals will ass rape courses in conditions & set-ups like this.  The PGA has to do something to avoid total embarrassment (like someone shooting 59 which is highly unlikely but still a remote possibility). 

Dufner shooting 63 is a joke.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on August 11, 2013, 01:03:45 PM
yeah I dont understand how this course is playing that easy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2013, 01:24:45 PM
Tiger needs a birdie on 18 to shoot 60.  Yes, 60.

Skip Bayless' response:

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8273/upt6.png)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 11, 2013, 03:10:06 PM
total seconds of this "major" ive watched: 0
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on August 11, 2013, 10:48:06 PM
The poor PGA.  They are so screwed if Tiger's not in the hunt.  I had it on today but primarily background music as I read the sunday paper.  Didn't hear half as many "In the hole" screams as I have in the past.  Maybe they finally started removing those morons voice boxes with a pair of rusty pliers.  Dufner is about exciting as watching a glacier melt.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on August 11, 2013, 11:28:56 PM
I watched most of today.  They were really rooting for Rory or Scott to make noise to liven it up.  Dufner and Furyk are both incredibly boring though Dufner did play very very well.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on August 11, 2013, 11:31:04 PM
dufner's wife or girlfriend looked pretty good from the short time i saw her.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2013, 12:10:46 AM
haha... my wife even said she was hot.  of course i didn't agree with her or in any other way cut my own throat by responding.

also - dufner might be "boring" but the shots he was making down the stretch were ridiculous.  pin hunting like you couldn't believe.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 12, 2013, 02:52:35 AM
true of false if not for the internet meme no one would know who jason dufner is
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 12, 2013, 09:07:14 AM
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Amanda+Dufner+39th+Ryder+Cup+Gala+vuwNXd9xAUSx.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2013, 09:08:38 AM
Rich nerds get hot chicks.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: reese125 on August 12, 2013, 10:51:39 AM
youre not going to get much more uncomfortable than that pic right there
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2013, 12:08:02 PM
I'm not as cynical as you are, reese.  I believe in true love and that picture says TRUE LOVE to me more than anything I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on August 13, 2013, 03:06:57 PM
has anyone ever been fitted for new clubs? is it worth it?

mine are literally starting to fall apart in my hands, and it doesn't seem like it's worth getting them all re-gripped as it wasn't a very expensive set to begin with. so probably just gonna buy a new set.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 14, 2013, 07:35:29 PM
It's worth it.   If you have the dough get a set of Callaway X-Hots.   Their drivers, fairway woods & hybrids are phenomenal too.

Probably set you back a couple g's but you're a rich mofo and you'll probably end up banging the sales girl who sells 'em to you anyway.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on August 14, 2013, 07:37:01 PM
Or at the very least doing a line off the putter face with her
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on October 07, 2013, 05:54:47 AM
(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/assets/3341041/tigershot.gif)

GOAT
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on October 23, 2013, 05:11:15 PM
http://m.espn.go.com/golf/story?storyId=9865191&src=desktop (http://m.espn.go.com/golf/story?storyId=9865191&src=desktop)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on November 10, 2013, 07:07:19 AM
I had the weirdest day on the course yesterday.  Shot a 40 on the front nine without a birdie.   Shot a 42 on the back nine with a double, a triple and a birdie that I holed out from 100 yards on 18 (this after I yanked my drive left behind a tree then chipped out to the 100 yard marker which I then removed for relief).   Bizarre shtein, yo.

Golf.

Also - a woman member jarred a hole in one and bought the clubhouse a round of drinks after.  Found out she's in her late 50's but no exaggeration she looks like she's 40 tops.   Meeeow. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on November 10, 2013, 07:15:15 AM
Please do regale us with more of these fascinating stories about your bourgeois entertainments.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on November 10, 2013, 07:45:33 AM
Well, I bought eco-friendly bamboo tees yesterday.

Hippie.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 10, 2013, 07:53:00 AM
lol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 10, 2013, 12:01:12 PM
lol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on February 23, 2014, 07:29:57 PM
Is anyone else watching this golf tournament?

French guy hit it out of the desert on two separate holes, then knocked one in from the bunker on another.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on February 23, 2014, 07:31:29 PM
Is anyone else watching this golf tournament?

No.

farg golfers.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on February 23, 2014, 07:35:55 PM
Do you have an alarm that goes off whenever some poor schmuck bumps this thread?

Let it go, Karl Marx.   Pretty please.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on February 23, 2014, 08:36:38 PM
I browse this board exclusively through the "Show unread posts since last visit." link.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 24, 2014, 10:42:49 AM
Do you have an alarm that goes off whenever some poor schmuck bumps this thread?

Let it go, Karl Marx.   Pretty please.

lol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on February 26, 2014, 05:27:46 PM
soccer golf

(http://i.imgur.com/xtXRG1e.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagaholic on February 27, 2014, 03:17:41 AM
those are some damn snazzy uniforms those fellas have on.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: hbionic on February 27, 2014, 03:28:22 AM
soccer golf

(http://i.imgur.com/xtXRG1e.jpg)

IGY's head just exploded.  :-D
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on February 27, 2014, 05:55:35 AM
I was hoping to explode Rome's head.

What's not to love..golf + soccer, AMIRITE?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on February 27, 2014, 06:22:08 AM
would have been perfect if they used a lacrosse stick to be the flag
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagaholic on February 27, 2014, 12:25:09 PM
do they carry around a big shoe bag and change for each shot?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on February 27, 2014, 02:00:17 PM
bring a cooler of beer and that's probably pretty fun.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on February 27, 2014, 07:06:15 PM
bring a cooler of beer and that's probably pretty fun.

what isn't better with a cooler full of beer?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on March 02, 2014, 06:03:37 PM
If anyone isn't watching the Honda Classic right now you really need to turn it on.

Holy shtein.  This is freaking crazy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2014, 11:59:13 AM
Tiger underwent surgery for a pinched nerve and will not play in The Masters

Damn.

Hopefully this gets him right
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 01, 2014, 12:15:19 PM
ill be missing the masters too
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 01, 2014, 02:53:35 PM
i love the masters. always ends up being on the first really nice weekend of the year. outside drinking time.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2014, 03:05:10 PM
I saw Rovell tweet that the cheapest 4 day pass was $4k...

We have some businesses down that way and was hoping to go next year to check it out....so people really pay that kind of $$ to get in there?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 01, 2014, 03:12:13 PM
$4K!  Are you kidding me?  Holy crap.  Ex-coworker of mine went years ago and said it was awesome.  Of course everything was comped so I don't see how he couldn't enjoy it.  No Tiger will be interesting. Yes it's the Masters but no Tiger takes a lot of wind out of the sails.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 01, 2014, 03:21:31 PM
4k is nothing to rich white republicans, which is golfs audience
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 01, 2014, 05:25:52 PM
4k is nothing to rich white republicans, which is golfs audience

yeah exactly....racist women hating backwoods dreck....who the farg would give money to them much less 4k to go on their despicable course
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 01, 2014, 05:34:12 PM
augusta is an amazing place and the masters is the crown jewel of the sport.   but sure, it's for racist republicans only.  it's not like anyone else would have any interest.   not in the binary world of igytodd.

actually, i would expect havas not to have any interest because (1) it's outdoors, (2) playing rap music during the event isn't permitted, and (3) there's actual walking from place to place required when you attend, sometimes up and down hills even, but it does surprise me that todd wouldn't be interested.  you know, with it being one of the biggest sporting events in the world, and him being a "sports writer" and all.

ah well... let's eat cake.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 01, 2014, 05:47:18 PM
never said i didnt have interest, but i dont. golf is not my thing. its boring and im not really into it, save for tiger making a run at a major.

but you can go if you want, buddy

and golfs audience is almost exclusively old and rich. poling data shows old + rich = republican, by and large. there are numerous other examples of that, namely the sport turning on tiger because he banged some skanky perkins waitresses.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 02, 2014, 08:37:30 AM
if it werent for the masters and the money it brings....augusta would still only allow white men in their club....FACT

which is probably why they welcome romeys supports with arms open
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 02, 2014, 09:23:45 PM
that doesn't even remotely make sense.

i'm a white northeastern liberal with borderline socialistic leanings.  and i love the sport.  admittedly i'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle, but still... stop making asinine assumptions about things you know less than nothing about.   it's embarrassing.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 02, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
I like to golf and am pissed I can't play because of my foot. Weather has been fantastic here.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 03, 2014, 07:17:41 AM
that doesn't even remotely make sense.

i'm a white northeastern liberal with borderline socialistic leanings.  and i love the sport.  admittedly i'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle, but still... stop making asinine assumptions about things you know less than nothing about.   it's embarrassing.

theres no doubt you have a libveral streak in you...but you also have a lot of elder white inside too....an enigma indeed

also i dont hate the sport golf..much less hate it because its white....theres a difference between a country club and golf....actually play a city course and theres a lot of color on it....i specifically hate augusta and the suckling of the masters
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 03, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
they started accepting women members 2 years ago and its across the street from a hooters

but the little piano cbs music and jim nantz shaking in his undies because hes in the butler cabin make it seem like just the nicest place ever!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2014, 07:07:27 PM
something happened at some segregated misogynistic golf course today

dont know, dont care.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2014, 07:09:16 PM
Double Bubba!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2014, 07:15:31 PM
it boggles me why people worship a place that they themselves would NEVER be allowed to even enter

rome you trashy floridian. you dont know any CEO's or rich douches who are augusta members. you cant go there. they think your mere presence is beneath them. why are you giving them the time of day?

farg augusta, farg the masters, farg jim nantz, farg republicans, farg the south.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2014, 07:41:31 AM
They accept Jews now.  Settle down little guy.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 11, 2014, 08:01:32 PM
The Players is crazy right now.  Martin Kaymer is doing everything he can to piss it away yet he hits a 28 foot putt on 17 with 6 feet of break for par to maintain the lead.

Insane.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 12, 2014, 06:51:07 AM
they still play golf when tiger is hurt?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 12, 2014, 02:41:11 PM
lowest ratings since 1998....essentially its just rome and 2 other geezers watching this stuff without tiger
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 03:10:01 AM
Played a tourney this weekend with customers and vendors. It was a four man scramble and our squad shot a 65. Took home $100.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2014, 07:17:02 AM
Pix of the scorecard or that shtein never happened.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 22, 2014, 08:16:09 AM
They obviously only counted every other shot. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 10:55:34 AM
It's a scramble. You guys know how that works right? All four hit but best ball is played...

We didn't take picks nor did we have the lowest score (63).

Our "anchor" was a great driver. Consistent 280-300 down the middle. Heaviest hitter I've played with off the box.

So it was easy to work with that.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2014, 11:36:33 AM
I don't understand how it works.  Perhaps a picture of your scorecard would help enlighten me?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2014, 11:39:05 AM
I don't understand how it works.  Perhaps a picture of your scorecard would help enlighten me?

lololol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 12:00:48 PM
I will drive three hours back to the course and ask for it...just for you bubby!  :-*
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2014, 12:09:27 PM
I will drive three hours back to the course and ask for it...just for you bubby!  :-*

gf needs to add a punch in the face emoticon....the kiss thing just isn't doing it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: General_Failure on June 22, 2014, 12:13:12 PM
Picture of you wearing your Trotter jersey holding the scorecard on the 18th hole of Augusta.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2014, 12:16:20 PM
Picture of you wearing your Trotter jersey holding the scorecard on the 18th hole of Augusta.

or playing a round with the dali lama
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2014, 12:29:37 PM
Haha nm
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 12:30:09 PM
I think the Augusta righties would have me arrested for terrorism if I didn't have a collared shirt on.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2014, 12:30:54 PM
youre a white male so at least you got that going for you
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 12:32:38 PM
True. But I like brown women so they'd look down on me. Like how could I wanna bang their maids and nannies?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2014, 12:32:42 PM
Condi's caddie?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2014, 12:35:04 PM
Like how could I wanna bang their maids and nannies?

they actually would look at that with pride....mulattos began with slave masters hittin their house help
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 12:38:40 PM
Good point

And I'd be Condi's caddie for a shot to play the course.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2014, 04:04:23 PM
Condi...                  ...shot

Expect a knock on your door soon.  Just saying... The NSA is watching out for this sort of shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 04:45:23 PM
DON'T TREAD ON ME, NSA!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 22, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
J scores and Michelle Wie finally wins a major!  Golf is good.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2014, 07:02:19 PM
She's 24.  The finally thing is funny.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 22, 2014, 07:48:42 PM
Correct but she's been entering all the majors since she was 13 and her carrer was going nowhere until this year.  She's been on a tear of late.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2014, 10:10:54 PM
For the record I'd like to lick every inch of her from head to toe.

Aside from that she's amazing to watch.  Great swing.  Just bombs the ever living shtein out of the ball.  When she's not obliterating it she's figured out a way to hit stingers all over the place.  Just so awesome to watch a prodigy come into her own and take what was coming to her.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 23, 2014, 05:40:51 AM
HA!  Saw her at a function in December.  It was a surf industry event and everyone was loose, having a great time, awesome concert by a local band called The Green.  She was looking hot.  She looked like a regular chick just having a good time.  Out of her uptight golf element just hanging loose.  She was very cool and cordial.  It was good to see as I always thought she was a little bitch (mostly attributed to her a-hole old man).

I thought I heard this was her 32 major! 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 23, 2014, 11:17:29 AM
Yep, I'd hit that too. I didn't realize she was 6'1 either but she's got long legs....perfect to throw over your shoulders
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvj0bzhJlJM

Haaaaaa!  The look on his face was great, like oh shtein, no wait!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 20, 2014, 06:03:28 PM
did tiger play?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2014, 06:38:38 PM
I don't know if play is the right word.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 20, 2014, 07:18:54 PM
Yeah 23 shots off the lead isn't exactly playing.

It's been six years since he's won a major...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 20, 2014, 07:54:58 PM
Yeah 23 shots off the lead isn't exactly playing.

It's been six years since he's won a major...

is that why no one has watched golf since 1998?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2014, 08:00:20 PM
Rory's play today was way too conservative for me but it's hard to go pin hunting when you start with a six shot lead.

Still, I enjoyed watching the tournament simply because as a golfer those guys do shtein on the course I'll never begin to be able to do.  I actually laughed out loud when McIlroy busted one out there 360 today.  JFC that's insanity.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 20, 2014, 08:07:35 PM
you also enjoy soccer
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2014, 08:13:21 PM
That I do.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 20, 2014, 11:30:10 PM
When I am in Vegas I will be hunting for some book that has a "Will Tiger Win Another Major" prop and hammer it. I think he will.

Rory's pops cashing out $360k on that bet he made was cool.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on July 21, 2014, 12:18:56 AM
tiger stinks....hes been done and nobody is scared of him anymore

and with that, golf will die a rich republican death
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 21, 2014, 06:23:57 AM
Nothing says done like five wins in the past year.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on July 21, 2014, 12:52:18 PM
oh he won the who gives a shtein tournament? and the doesnt give a farg one? and the worthless waste of time championship?

majors stillupfront's mom
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 21, 2014, 01:18:45 PM
He won The Players, (2) WGC's and the Arnold Palmer and was the PGA POY.

Definitely Screen Door Open events there.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on July 21, 2014, 01:32:58 PM
majors stillupfront's mom
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 21, 2014, 02:51:27 PM
The Players is for all intents and purposes the fifth major.

And I'm trying to explain sports to Todd again.  I'm pretty sure I told someone (Phreak?) to slap me when I do that.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on July 21, 2014, 02:58:27 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7iNLKL5ijQZ9RW4I76IAa7jOIobJZmxkZf3SjXD0rtQJ83m6uoLyWHD2iMw)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 22, 2014, 04:50:50 AM
Great piece about Jean Van de Velde, the guy who collapsed on the 18th at the 1999 British Open on Jimmy Roberts show on the Golf Channel.  Show is called "In Play".  Repeats wednesday 1 AM est and 10 PM est.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 02, 2014, 07:35:42 PM
Keegan Bradley, Hunter Mahan & Webb Simpson are the (3) captain's picks for the Ryder Cup.

Pretty much perfect selections as you'd expect from Tom Watson.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on September 10, 2014, 03:39:51 AM
Rome, J, enjoy!

(http://www.golfdigest.com/images/magazine/2014-10/masl01-wie-cover-shoot.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 10, 2014, 06:50:47 PM
Need an ass pic, plz
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 26, 2014, 05:23:48 AM
I woke up early to watch the Ryder Cup.

Yeah, I know...

Anyway, the US is back to missing short putts and Europe is making everything touching grass.  Why must the US always have to choke at events like this?  It's embarrassing losing to a collection of inbread Eurotrash every 2 years.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2014, 12:40:22 AM
You know what's not embarrassing?  Not giving a shtein about the Ryder Cup.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2014, 12:51:28 AM
i was actually sucked into the last one but i could care less about it

its not something that matters
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 27, 2014, 06:16:20 AM
Meh - up again to watch a lot of spoiled rich white guys.

Me & IGY, that's it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2014, 06:18:47 AM
yup yup
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 27, 2014, 07:16:00 AM
Spieth/Reed has been an absolute juggernaut.

Jesus...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 27, 2014, 08:24:20 AM
Ricky Fowler had an eagle putt on 18 to win the match and he came up short.  SHORT!  The match had already been tied at the end and he doesn't blast it at the hole.  farging bitch.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2014, 09:01:31 AM
EMBARRASSING!  That farging loser.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 27, 2014, 09:13:22 AM
Me and you against IGY & Todd. 

IN?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2014, 11:38:29 AM
theres nothing more i want to do on a fall football weekend than watch golf---golf not even involving tiger woods

where and when
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 27, 2014, 01:23:24 PM
They weren't playing football this morning, dummy.

Watching UT/GA now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on March 06, 2015, 04:43:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u18BqcJAU

hahaha!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on March 06, 2015, 04:45:20 PM
Still not quite up to this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpzjhxmDA8Q
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 08, 2015, 06:46:14 PM
So Jack Nicklaus played in the Masters Par-3 tourney today.  Scott Van Pelt interviewed him this morning and asked him to do something he's never done at Augusta before.  Jack said, how about a hole in one?  Never had one of those before.  Van Pelt laughed and said, sure.

So what does he do?  Watch this...

http://deadspin.com/jack-nicklaus-sinks-hole-in-one-in-par-3-contest-1696594292

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 08, 2015, 07:04:43 PM
holy crap I hate golf, golfers, golf courses

everything about them awful

Come on, ISIS...target the Tour
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 08, 2015, 07:20:38 PM
how watching old ass jack nicklaus getting a hole in one could make someone mad does not compute for me.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 08, 2015, 09:24:02 PM
how watching old ass jack nicklaus getting a hole in one could make someone mad does not compute for me.

Dio clearly has a disease when it comes to golf but now add cbb and golf to your loves but not baseball
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 08, 2015, 09:57:46 PM
I'm a class guy.  I'm obsessed.  I grew up almost as poor as you can in America.  Golf is the ultimate expression of bourgeois shtein.  It's all about waste and excess and seeming to have wealth that you don't.  It's white iceholes keeping out the dark and poor, and pissing precious water down the hole.  The folks who golf are nothing like the country folk it is supposedly derived from.  They are sucking on the rich dick proudly, and ought to be exterminated.  It's a terribly stupid goddamn pasttime and yeah, I have a disease for it.  I hate everything about it.  farg this simple old white dude hitting his one shot, and all the fat in the stomach weak in the back desck jockeys high fiving each other about it.  farg them all.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 08, 2015, 10:09:57 PM
the yearly augusta circle jerk is upon us

lets remember they just admitted their first woman member 2 years ago....it took them into the 90s to admit a black.....they open their doors 4 days a year to the public....the rest of the time they are closed to the elite of the elite.....they have no open membership....you have to be deemed worthy and be asked to join......you have to earn 6-7 figures......farg that place with a rusty screwdriver....its not special....its in a zesty town in a zesty state and its across the street from a hooters.....its a horrible place

and farg jim nantz
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 08, 2015, 10:17:23 PM
I want Dio and lil guy on the call for the Masters.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 08, 2015, 10:17:57 PM
my brother
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2015, 12:10:14 AM
http://deadspin.com/bad-company-man-jeff-van-gundy-brings-up-augustas-discr-1696674239

yup
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2015, 05:19:17 AM
It's a fun game to play, but since a bunch of old rich white iceholes play it, it can't possibly be pleasurable or acceptable for anyone else.

Got it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 09, 2015, 07:29:59 AM
It's a fargin' obscenity and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for buying into it.  These folks are the enemy.  They ought to be castigated, not celebrated.  Nothing good about golf.

But yeah, if you're just rich enough to afford temporary entry into the devil's playground, sure I hear it's fun to pretend you have leisure and means, and they make it easy to ignore the environmental catastrophe you're abetting. 

farg golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2015, 07:57:29 AM
I play and there's nothing you can do about that.

Neeners.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 09, 2015, 08:22:50 AM
I can and will occasionally remind you that you're participating in the beshteinting of the the world for fun, and that the people you're emulating and hobknobbing with, are the very same you so often inveigh against. 

Down with the evil white capitalist bastiches....except when they let me use their golf course!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2015, 08:57:02 AM
I'm fore golf and Dio is against.

Get it?  Fore!  Hahahaha!!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 09, 2015, 09:39:34 AM
i pay $9 to play 9 holes and drink beer for 2 hours at a zesty run-down public course in dc. nothing country club about it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 09, 2015, 10:48:23 AM
yeah, nothing country club about it...except the holy shrine of the pasttime that your public course mimics is racist, sexist, classist, etc.

the entire enterprise is filthy and awful even if some otherwise cool people  like it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 09, 2015, 10:54:41 AM
meh. if they took the dumpy golf course away it would inevitably be condos and an influx of yuppies within a few years. so actually golf is halting the spread of gentrification.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on April 09, 2015, 11:20:30 AM
can't wait to get out for a round this weekend. 

glad it makes dio so mad.  hope he has a heart attack over it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: AO1 on April 09, 2015, 11:32:25 AM
I like drinking beer and driving the carts around recklessly. The sport itself bores me to no end.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2015, 12:17:59 PM
Play with women.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: AO1 on April 09, 2015, 12:52:51 PM
Play with women.

I do, often.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2015, 01:03:40 PM
I think I will also go play a round this weekend. It'll be in the 80s
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2015, 01:05:29 PM
What about the back nine?

Zing!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2015, 01:20:03 PM
lol...I was talking about the temperatures.

I haven't played since last summer and I shot a 101 that day.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2015, 02:38:30 PM
I planned on going to Ireland in a few weeks but finances quashed that.  Going to the Bahamas instead and I plan on drinking and playing golf and drinking.

I'll raise a glass to Dio while singing The Star Spangled Banner on the 18th green.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on April 09, 2015, 03:15:07 PM
I like drinking beer and driving the carts around recklessly. The sport itself bores me to no end.

Last time I went, it was 95 degrees, and the beer cart was broken down. No beer, no skimpily dressed beer cart girl, not even any farging water in the heat. I haven't felt the urge to golf since although I do think I lost 5 pounds that day.

I don't have the righteous hatred for it that Dio does, but it does seem silly to chase a little ball around an immaculately kept lawn. Then again, everyone thinks the hobbies they aren't interested in are all retarded. A large segment of the population feels that way about sports in general.

The heart has to soften a little bit when the game's living legend hits a hole-in-one as an old man though, right?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2015, 04:01:05 PM
I learned my lesson about golfing in that crazy heat. My buddy and I went one afternoon in the summer and it was over 100 and we stupidly didn't drink any water...just beer. Drunk as hell and dehydrated.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on April 09, 2015, 04:08:11 PM
As per usual, dio is right. Golf is the farging worst.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 09, 2015, 04:27:43 PM
i have a gold course behind my house. the only time i go on it is when a bunch of us go over drunk after hours to play football on the fairway.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on April 09, 2015, 04:31:59 PM
that's valuable input, thank you.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 09, 2015, 05:56:40 PM
Tiger letting the explatives fly once again.  Just parked one in the trees followed by a clear, crisp "C'mon Tiger you dumb ass!" for the viewing audience.  I love that guy.  The average dick can relate.  I should be barred from every course in the state after the language I've used and clubs I've thrown.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 09, 2015, 07:07:53 PM
i'd put money on sergio this weekend, book it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2015, 07:18:57 PM
Spieth shooting a 64 on that farging course is just idiotic.   I'd be thrilled with breaking 100 and I'm a 12-handicap.  It's not even the length of the place or the accuracy from the fairway that's required either.  You could be dead down the middle on every drive and hit 18 greens and still shoot 80 because the greens are just so insanely difficult.  Yet those guys make it look like child's play.

PS: I'm with Matty here.  Sergio is bound to stop choking eventually and this weekend might be the one time he keeps it together long enough to actually win something other than the half dozen Ryder Cups he's won.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2015, 08:26:24 PM
Come on Tiger - go find some whore waitress and blow her back out and get back to being the goat
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 09, 2015, 09:03:40 PM
i got sergio at 40/1 this morning. if i win 2 grand i'll by everyone here a beer.

just one.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 10, 2015, 08:16:01 AM
I'll pass on your blood money beer.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 10, 2015, 09:16:53 AM
I'll pass on your blood money beer.

i claim dio's share.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 10, 2015, 10:06:15 AM
what will i possibly do with an extra beer.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
For dio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=65&v=iUTy8KXe6gU
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2015, 07:45:11 PM
Spieth followed up a 64 yesterday with a 66.

Only the best first 36 holes ever played in the history of the tournament.

Insanity.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 10, 2015, 08:33:07 PM
Turned it on and saw Tiger was at 2 under.  Thought, awesome he's back in this.  Then they flashed the leader board.  holy shtein!  -14! Good luck field.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2015, 10:36:25 PM
so many nigras dropped in augusta area when tiger made the cut
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 11, 2015, 07:42:35 AM
I actually enjoy the racists torment over Tiger.  You can feel the seething impotence from them whenever he gets back into contention.  The best is when they start whining over too much coverage, though. 

Why are you covering Tiger so much?  Why can't you cover ___________ instead?  Wahhhhhh!

Hilarious.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 11, 2015, 07:47:36 AM
Here's an example...

Quote
William Whelan

All I can say is golf channel is a waste of time. It should be called all tiger all the time. Really showing tiger for half a show when he is 2 under is an insult to every other golfer playing the Master's. I can not believe that the stupid things they are coming up with. Ryan burr the first night said tiger is still in it because he (tiger) said so. Friday's night new twist if Jordan was not at 14 under tiger would only be 7 back.Well JordaN is at 14 under so let's talk about how great that is.NOBODY in 78 years at the Masters has done that So what is the,lead story tiger made the cut. Shameful golf channel this is a disgraceful way to telecast such a great display by Jordan. I thought if you were a golf fan you want to see a great round of golf.Here this kid has played 2 rounds and what do we hear about that 2 mins about it. The last thing is Rich Lerner or whatever is is last name should be fired. He is Sicking listening to him tiger tiger tiger.

Facebook: proof that typing without opposable thumbs is entirely possible.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2015, 11:36:31 AM
Golf fanatics are a different breed

Anyone who will call in rule violations deserve to be beaten with a club
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 11, 2015, 11:42:36 AM
im a whore for tiger and dont watch golf unless tiger is in it but I don't see whats wrong with that take romey....if you are a true golf person it does seem ridiculous they would give so much attention to someone out of it....unless hes just plain wrong about how they divvy up their coverage and it isn't all tiger all the time
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 11, 2015, 12:01:11 PM
besides that guy being a loser golf groupie, theres nothing wrong with that he wrote

for the golf fanatics, its got to be tired seeing tiger nonstop when theres plenty of other stuff to go into. the problem is golf is DOA without tiger....in order to get people to watch/care, they need him.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2015, 02:41:23 PM
Thanks for not letting us watch Tiger, Masters people
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 11, 2015, 03:08:21 PM
tiger's killing it today. 4 under on the front nine. into 5th place.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2015, 03:18:15 PM
Yeah wish we could watch it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 11, 2015, 03:24:02 PM
um i'm watching right now and i only get three tv channels.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 11, 2015, 03:25:41 PM
tiger, phil and rory all in the top 6 now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Munson on April 11, 2015, 03:36:54 PM
It's on CBS, Phreak
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2015, 03:39:39 PM
Haha thanks guys. I had my local channels hidden for some reason in my guide and didn't realize it

The rum punch is kicking in
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2015, 04:50:55 PM
Tiger is -7....nice recovery on the par 5 to birdie after bogeying the previous hole

Three left for him. If he can get to -9 tomorrow will be excellent
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2015, 05:26:15 PM
Well he bogeyed the 18th so he goes in at -6

Still good to see him playing well.

Saw that some dude is holding a 180/1 ticket for $100 on Charley Hoffman to win it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 11, 2015, 05:48:02 PM
Shot farging 86 today.  AIDS.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 11, 2015, 06:22:10 PM
this is pretty crazy

Tiger Woods shot in the 60s in consecutive rounds of a single Masters Tournament for the 1st time since 2005.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 11, 2015, 06:35:49 PM
Golf fanatics are a different breed

Anyone who will call in rule violations deserve to be beaten with a club

 :-D  How farging true.  Any POS that does that should have all anonymity waived and their home address revealed to the public so we can burn their house down.  Preferably with them in it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 11, 2015, 06:42:13 PM
for the golf fanatics, its got to be tired seeing tiger nonstop when theres plenty of other stuff to go into. the problem is golf is DOA without tiger....in order to get people to watch/care, they need him.

PGA is farged without him.  Even as great as this kid is playing, everyone will be watching hoping for a Greg Norman/Rory McIlroy collapse by Speith and Tiger smelling blood.  PGA with Tiger, good.  PGA without Tiger, big problems.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2015, 07:44:12 AM
They're pimping Spieth as the new golden child, but that's exactly the problem... he couldn't be more of a country club Caucasian if he tried.  And that's not insult either.  He's a good kid with all the right tools to dominate but the PGA has too many of them right now.  It's not really about race, though.  It's more about class.  They need working class champions that the 99% can get behind and cheer for.   McIlroy would be perfect if he wasn't a black Irishman.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 12, 2015, 08:56:24 AM
It's not really about race, though.  It's more about class.

LOL.  It's about both, always has been, and always will be.   The whole idea is to go where they can't to pass the time amongst your own.  It was a brilliant move to make some cheap ass courses for the proletariat.  Gives you someone to sell clubs to and creates a giant base of viewers for advertising revenue, but they still can't actually join your club.  Nice deal.  Good cover for being racist, sexist, classist scum.  Many of them will even defend you because they too "golf" (at the nine dollar course.)

When the revolution starts, one of the better acid tests for loyalty to the people will be golf.  Kill all the golfers and you'll come as close as any other broad scale in/out test could bring you.  And really, as messy as those kinds of things are, you really do have to separate the loyalists from the bourgeois pretenders at the very start.  So many will claim sympathy with the cause, but their only real sympathy is savng their own hides long enough to go back to pretending they're rich, or that rich people like them.

I'll be here all week.

And I think for many Masters to come.  This is fun.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 12, 2015, 10:54:31 AM
spieth's folks are PA people....i think west chester or something like that
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2015, 11:03:19 AM
Dio is fired up.  I think he's secretly a golf luva, but the revelation that a hard core socialist working class hero such he loving golf would be too much for us to handle as a group.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2015, 01:58:53 PM
They're pimping Spieth as the new golden child, but that's exactly the problem... he couldn't be more of a country club Caucasian if he tried.  And that's not insult either.  He's a good kid with all the right tools to dominate but the PGA has too many of them right now.  It's not really about race, though.  It's more about class.  They need working class champions that the 99% can get behind and cheer for.   McIlroy would be perfect if he wasn't a black Irishman.

it really has to do with golf being a hideous sport to watch....no one watches baseball anymore and its 1 billion times more entertaining than golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2015, 02:08:57 PM
there also was a real sports story last year I think that showed the massive decline in golf participation around the country....people just aren't playing it anymore and courses are closing at an alarming rate....one of the things being tossed around is making the holes 18 inches wide so its easier to play
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 12, 2015, 02:22:38 PM
nobody wants to play a sport where you have to dress up like a farging corporate flag in order to play
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2015, 07:14:21 PM
nobody wants to play a sport where you have to dress up like a farging corporate flag in order to play

(http://image-load-balancer.worldsportshops.com/Datafeeds/Graphics/Products/ImageCache/600x600/66282.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2015, 07:15:16 PM
Chevy with all its technology...and stuff.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2015, 07:17:25 PM
But, but, but... no one wants to play in a corporate flag, maaaaaaannnnnnn!

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 12, 2015, 07:17:50 PM
nobody wants to play a sport where you have to dress up like a farging corporate flag in order to play

(http://image-load-balancer.worldsportshops.com/Datafeeds/Graphics/Products/ImageCache/600x600/66282.jpg)

i dont give a shtein about club soccer

nor do i see what an ad on a uniform has to do with being forced to dress like a preppy funhole if you want to play the sport
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2015, 07:24:18 PM
i dont give a shtein about club soccer

true....you love fifa
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2015, 07:25:13 PM
Sepp Blatter and lil guy are boys
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 12, 2015, 07:27:22 PM
Hilarious.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 12, 2015, 07:38:08 PM
i dont give a shtein about club soccer

true....you love fifa

i love fifa like you love the ncaa
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2015, 08:07:19 PM
fifa is literally murdering people....the ncaa isn't paying players

definitely an apt comparison
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 12, 2015, 08:19:31 PM
my bad

the nfl
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 12, 2015, 08:31:42 PM
that check I got in the mail a couple weeks ago for nfl season tickets must have been from another todd orondenker
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 12, 2015, 08:34:15 PM
there are 0 todd orondenker's
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 12, 2015, 09:44:17 PM
oops

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 23, 2015, 03:22:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfvOoSSh94Q
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 23, 2015, 03:56:20 PM
Walk you fat, lazy bastiches.  When I golf I usually walk if the course allows it.  Even in customer tournaments which usually take 6+ hours to play 18, I try and walk.   Such a better experience. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 23, 2015, 04:19:55 PM
I could not disagree more, especially if it's hot out. Where do you even put your beer??
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 23, 2015, 04:34:25 PM
you only walk when you play golf if you farging love playing golf....if I had to walk id be miserable and the game itself is not nearly fun enough to make up for it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 23, 2015, 05:31:04 PM
Don is walking in paradise.  Little different than Cinnaminson in August. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 23, 2015, 06:34:41 PM
still wouldn't walk...driving the cart and drinking beer is 75% of the fun
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 23, 2015, 07:23:12 PM
^ haole ^
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 23, 2015, 07:43:21 PM
I enjoy golf quite a bit and I'm all about that cart, boss.

Gotta have cooler storage.

And I don't exactly nail the fairway or even the short rough all the time so I need an all terrain vehicle to help me out
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 23, 2015, 08:59:31 PM
^ haole ^

 :-D :-D

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/edd36149d6765e2719936a52b835af30/tumblr_mwjienrYUo1qblgz0o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 29, 2015, 11:21:59 AM
I'm just about to hit the links.   I hit a few with my new driver yesterday and all I can say is, this might be a good time for anyone with a house nearby to put up the hurricane tape on their windows.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 06, 2015, 08:04:36 PM
Got my passes for The Players in Jacksonville this weekend.  Saturday is going to be fun.  You all care.  Especially Dio.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 06, 2015, 09:18:38 PM
count the non whites and let me know

for real...not trolling. curious.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 06, 2015, 10:21:40 PM
I was at Top Golf last night with a vendor and a customer and there were several non white folks there. The dude and his girl next to us were crushing the ball too. He looked like Andrew mccutcheon before he cut his dreads.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on May 07, 2015, 10:42:59 AM
count the non whites and let me know

for real...not trolling. curious.

should he count the 300 mexican groundskeepers ?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 07, 2015, 12:45:09 PM
Judging from the makeup of my club, I'd say it's probably less than 1% at most.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 07, 2015, 01:56:34 PM
just curious is there anyway to play golf for free

like you can find pick up games for 1000 sports.....even things like football and baseball which require tons of equipment are free for public high schools and what not

but is there anyway to just play golf without shelling out tons of money?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 07, 2015, 05:55:29 PM
Get a part-time gig at a club.  They usually come with free golf for the help unless it's a hoity-toity club that doesn't allow staff privileges.  Other than that, the best bet you have is to find municipal tracks outside the city.   

This is a nine-hole course I played when I lived in New Jersey...

http://www.hamiltontrails.com/index.html

The rates are pretty reasonable even now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on May 07, 2015, 07:10:25 PM
i'm sure there are cheap public courses around, especially close to a big city. there are 3 public courses in dc and you can play 9 holes for less than $10.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2015, 10:24:20 PM
Just got home from the TPC.    Amazing time.   I'm so tired I can't even think straight.

Top five experience at a sporting event ever.

Wow.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 10, 2015, 10:47:55 AM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/IMG_2571_zps3liq9sut.jpg)

18th tees and fairway (the pro's actually hit it from the left out of frame about 30 yards back). 


(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/IMG_2555_zpsjonaay08.jpg)

(17th island green)


Anybody who loves the game should visit this place at least once.  For those of you who think golf sucks, well, you should too. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2015, 10:53:54 AM
dio can speak far more eloquently on the topic than I but golf courses are one of the most environmentally unfriendly things in the world....luckily the sport is now dying and the building of new courses has stagnated in a huge way over the last ten years
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 10, 2015, 02:21:39 PM
What a highly original post. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 10, 2015, 04:26:59 PM
love the nazi's putting their hands up for silence

god forbid i should talk in the general direction of rory mcilroy while he tries to hit a golf ball.....but yet a major league pitcher can throw a ball over a small strike zone from 60 ft, 6 inches away while 45000 people scream.

"sport"
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2015, 04:48:11 PM
What a highly original post.

it remains original until elder whites recognize the issue
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 10, 2015, 04:55:18 PM
Nice to see your pet monkey join the discussion.   Oh, and you're an elder white yourself.  Just in case you fail to notice whenever you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 10, 2015, 07:05:31 PM
you can like golf all you want, mark (i dont know what your name is, but im guessing its something like that)

just please understand why many despise it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on May 10, 2015, 07:39:05 PM
love the nazi's putting their hands up for silence

god forbid i should talk in the general direction of rory mcilroy while he tries to hit a golf ball.....but yet a major league pitcher can throw a ball over a small strike zone from 60 ft, 6 inches away while 45000 people scream.

"sport"

thank you!  I love golf but couldn't agree more.  So an NBA player has to shoot a clutch free throw as opposing fans wave balloons, clap thunder sticks together, scream as loud as they can, NFL kickers same thing, FIFA soccer players taking penalty kicks, I can go on.  That's why I love the 17th at the Phoenix Open.  I know they don't make a salary like other athletes and one bad shot can cost them thousands of dollars but when a prick like Tiger's old caddy would threaten photographers when his player is banking more in endorsements than 3/4 of the worlds GNP, STFU.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on May 10, 2015, 07:40:49 PM
Just got home from the TPC.    Amazing time.   I'm so tired I can't even think straight.

Top five experience at a sporting event ever.

Wow.

It looks like am awesome venue.  This stretch of 16, 17 & 18 are amazing. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 10, 2015, 07:59:27 PM
Amazing finish.   Absolutely amazing.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 09, 2015, 02:05:34 PM
good stuff here about the hellhole that is augusta

http://deadspin.com/how-augusta-national-became-golfs-north-korea-1709794444
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on June 09, 2015, 02:29:37 PM
Quote
For some, all this rigorous pomposity is cause for praise. Augusta National is the last bastion of some sacred, vanishing way of life, the theory goes, although what that way of life might be is beyond me, since self-important old rich people who make life hell for everyone else are too common to be considered sacred, and too entrenched to be vanishing.

A+
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on June 09, 2015, 02:41:49 PM
i have a golf course behind my house. i love throwing golf balls i find in the creek and watching these half lit hacks argue over where their shot actually went.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 09, 2015, 02:43:59 PM
i love throwing golf balls i find in the creek

where do you throw them?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on June 09, 2015, 02:55:01 PM
onto the course on the rough.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on June 09, 2015, 03:09:14 PM
You should leave the golf balls in the creek and then redirect your house's sewage line into it for good measure.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on June 09, 2015, 03:28:52 PM
haaa
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 09, 2015, 04:45:01 PM
I broke 80 (78) the day Tiger shot 85.  My other playing partners also beat Eldrick's score.  1,000 yard difference in course distances, but still...

Shooting 78 is a huge jump up for me at this age.  I was going to immediately post the news here because I know how much most of you love golf and me personally, but I didn't.  Sorry!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on June 10, 2015, 08:39:18 AM
good job  :yay
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 21, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
I know pretty much no one here gives a poop about golf but Rory McIlroy is putting on a show for the ages right now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 21, 2015, 10:24:23 PM
I know pretty much no one here gives a poop about golf but Rory McIlroy is putting on a show for the ages right now.

he finished like 5 strokes back of the lead

dustin johnson with an all time disgusting choke

what a disgrace
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 22, 2015, 03:40:57 AM
Dustin's going to do another line of coke and violate Gretzky's daughter.  Colossal choke.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2015, 06:22:04 AM
There isn't a golfer on the planet who hasn't 3-putted from 12 feet.  He should have been more conservative with the first putt but the second was a horrible miss, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2015, 07:01:00 PM
I'm playing a Friday and Saturday tourney this weekend and I'll four putt from 12
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 24, 2015, 03:02:52 AM
You'll sleep like a baby Saturday night J.  2 days of golf, alcohol, assuming banquet - nigh nigh.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on June 24, 2015, 08:45:58 AM
watched two fat white guys running for their lives yesterday on the course behind my house after a lightning strike hit in the woods next the course. this after hearing them yelling about how only Hoydas run away from a little rain on a golf course.

the sad part is my phone was dead and i couldnt video it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 24, 2015, 09:18:37 AM
You'll sleep like a baby Saturday night J.  2 days of golf, alcohol, assuming banquet - nigh nigh.

Oh yeah I am looking forward to it! The host of the tourney always has a huge spread and open bars.

I don't even care that it'll be unbearably hot and humid
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Chameleon on June 24, 2015, 09:26:47 AM
http://www.businessinsider.com/dustin-johnson-us-open-greens-chambers-bay-2015-6

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 24, 2015, 09:30:17 AM
more likely two many bumps of raw medicine affected the putt
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 24, 2015, 12:45:54 PM
That's a crock of shtein.  He center cut the putt on 17.  He straight jerked that putt on 18.  Dude is a choking legend now.  I guess the millions of dollars and banging The Great Ones will just have to suffice.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 26, 2015, 12:20:16 AM
27 holes tomorrow
18 on Saturday

100+ degree heat index
Tons of alcohol

Pray for me
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 26, 2015, 08:05:16 AM
Welcome to Saturday and Sunday every week of the summer for me.

Hoyda.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on June 26, 2015, 08:24:41 AM
why do you hate yourself so much ?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 26, 2015, 09:33:09 PM
Well I'm about dead. Awful day. 27 is too much for me when it's summer in Texas.

Played zesty on the first nine - 48

Second round was a scramble so we didn't have individual scores but by the back nine I was cooked.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 26, 2015, 09:39:38 PM
It had to be over 100 heat index today in that hell hole.  It was hot as a mofo today here but at least we get the sea breeze and the afternoon t-storms to cool it off a bit.    I'm playing tomorrow afternoon starting @ 11:30.  Should be delightful out there.

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 27, 2015, 12:43:55 AM
Hot as hell with humidity and no breeze

I am so zapped I didn't even drink much tonight.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on June 27, 2015, 02:37:40 AM
Good God j.  I did 36 once about 15 years ago and it sucked balls.  18 in the morning, lunch, tried to get out of 18 after lunch but after being called a Hoyda, bitch, etc. by my boss I said "OK, it's on now dickface".  By 27 I was like "farg this".
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 27, 2015, 10:08:36 AM
no chance i could do 18 and not get too drunk afterwards to play another hole much less another 18
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 27, 2015, 10:19:05 PM
Yeah Don it was a bitch yesterday. The tourney organizer has done this for almost 20yrs and it's always last week of June. If he did it in April or March it wouldn't be as brutal.

Igy I learned my lesson with getting shteinfaced while golfing in the heat a couple years ago. Buddy and I went through 18 holes and a case of beer and I vowed to never to do it again. I'll drink when golfing but not when a swampy 95 degrees.

Today I didn't think we would play because it stormed it's ass off last night. They delayed us an hour and started us in a drizzle and it wasn't as bad as yesterday with the heat. Humid as shtein but cloudy.

I shot the best I've ever shot today. It was a four man scramble but I had the most playable shots of the foursome. I've corrected my slice issues for the most part. I still had some where I left the club face wide open but I think I've finally convinced my bottom hand to stay aligned with the top.

Walked away this weekend with $100 in winnings so not all for naught
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on June 27, 2015, 10:23:49 PM
im like a mailman when it comes to drinking
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 27, 2015, 10:54:09 PM
lololol awesome
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 28, 2015, 09:01:29 AM
I played the worst round of golf I've played in months yesterday.  I had more doubles than a barfly.  It's sickening out weather-wise.  I would like to play earlier but I can't get the dipshteins I play with to get out earlier in the morning.  Oh well...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 17, 2015, 02:01:54 PM
I woke up at 5:00 AM to watch golf.  Somebody hold me...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on July 17, 2015, 03:07:04 PM
you and the five people in the stands saw some windy action.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 18, 2015, 02:05:13 AM
I woke up at 5:00 AM to watch golf.  Somebody hold me...

8:00 pm here for start of round 2B.  Holy shtein is it a wind tunnel out there.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on July 18, 2015, 03:49:41 AM
First 30 minutes were unbelievable.  Wind was so bad the golf balls were moving as they lined up for puts.  Play suspended until Wizard of Oz show calms down
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 18, 2015, 10:45:45 PM
CRAZY!!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2015, 11:11:38 AM
There's literally like 20 players within 2 shots of the lead right now.  Insane.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on July 30, 2015, 08:48:19 PM
oh hell

farg golf

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 30, 2015, 08:54:15 PM
Dude - what the farg?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: rjs246 on July 31, 2015, 07:54:42 PM
http://deadspin.com/a-norwegian-hero-has-been-shteinting-in-a-golf-clubs-hole-1721350021

So good.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on July 31, 2015, 08:56:57 PM
http://deadspin.com/a-norwegian-hero-has-been-shteinting-in-a-golf-clubs-hole-1721350021

So good.

My buddy used to work at a course where a disgruntled ex-employee took a bottle of Roundup and drew a giant cock shooting jizz on one of the greens. Apparently it was visible for a long time at the cheapass course.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 06, 2016, 01:05:46 PM
its masters week, so its a good time to remind everyone that augusta can go farg itself

http://deadspin.com/how-augusta-national-became-golfs-north-korea-1709794444

http://www.nj.com/golf/index.ssf/2016/04/masters_2016_the_house_that_au.html
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 06, 2016, 01:34:02 PM
I'm still wondering how this subject got its own thread.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 06, 2016, 04:55:28 PM
I'm just looking forward to the cheesy theme music. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2016, 07:50:24 PM
A friend of mine is at Augusta this week.  He got corporate passes from IBM and is having as much fun as a Jersey loud mouth dick can have without accidentally firing on Ft Sumpter. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 09, 2016, 07:51:11 PM
is he there making fried chicken jokes?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2016, 07:51:28 PM
Spieth finished rough today

Need him to hold on.

I didn't know Bernhard Langer was still alive
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2016, 05:45:23 PM
Wow

He's choking it away!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2016, 05:53:51 PM
farg this republican elitist circle jerk

hope jim nantz gets his dick stuck in a glory hole in butler cabin
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2016, 06:09:24 PM
I'm actually not even watching it today.  I rented The Martian and I'm watching that instead.  Pretty good so far.  Potatoes.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2016, 06:21:25 PM
this is among the many reasons why golf is terrible....some no name is going to win the most important tournament of the year

this is like gj kinne throwing for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns and winning super bowl mvp.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2016, 07:00:22 PM
You hate everything. Lighten up and enjoy life, Francis.

Anyways Speith gagged on it hard. Wow.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2016, 07:15:37 PM
I was just watching the ending with my daughter and I said, "how you act when you lose is every bit as important as how you act when you win."   Just as I said it little Jordan snaps out at a cameraman on the walk back to the clubhouse and says, "not the camera in my face right now... just not now."

farging spoiled little bitch ass.  I'm glad he lost now.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2016, 07:17:37 PM
I was just watching the ending with my daughter and I said, "how you act when you lose is every bit as important as how you act when you win." 

jesus christ i hate white people
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2016, 07:22:02 PM
Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart.  Did me giving my child advice about being a decent human being upset poor wittle Toddy?  I'm so sorry that your parents raised such a miserable little loser. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 10, 2016, 07:29:26 PM
you're really reaching to keep up the internet persona when a no name winning is somehow a bad thing. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2016, 07:30:38 PM
Romey the fraud
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2016, 08:03:57 PM
you're really reaching to keep up the internet persona when a no name winning is somehow a bad thing.

im not a golf guy, this much is clear, but i just find it silly that in this game some rando can swoop in and win a huge event.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2016, 08:24:00 PM
That's kind of the fun part and the drama of the sport

I see a nice Spieth vs Cam after the SB war has broken out tho.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2016, 08:36:36 PM
i dont really find it fun when someone no one has ever heard can win a big event but to each their own....usually these things have a way of weeding out those who dont belong (see mcnabb, donovan)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2016, 08:50:49 PM
I mean it's not like he's some club pro from Iowa who accidentally got invited. He's a professional. Kinda like a 15 seed knocking off a 2 seed.

Do you hate tennis too?

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 10, 2016, 09:06:49 PM
i dont really find it fun when someone no one has ever heard can win a big event but to each their own....usually these things have a way of weeding out those who dont belong (see mcnabb, donovan)

Yeah, the underdog never makes a good story.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2016, 09:16:15 PM
He's the ninth ranked player in the world.    This isn't exactly Appalachian State beating Michigan.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 10, 2016, 09:17:00 PM
He's the ninth ranked player in the world.    This isn't exactly Appalachian State beating Michigan.

Penn State?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2016, 09:18:05 PM
elder whites.......
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2016, 09:23:17 PM
elder whites.......

Bernhard Langer held tough
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2016, 09:57:36 PM
He's the ninth ranked player in the world.    This isn't exactly Appalachian State beating Michigan.

not a good look for a game when a top 10 player is a total and complete unknown

i dont really find it fun when someone no one has ever heard can win a big event but to each their own....usually these things have a way of weeding out those who dont belong (see mcnabb, donovan)

Yeah, the underdog never makes a good story.

big difference between an underdog and a dude they found off the street...plus its something that happens all the time, where as the occasional humongous upset in a real sport is more surprising
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 11, 2016, 10:00:36 AM
if you hate golf stop talking about golf. what is wrong with you.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 11, 2016, 10:02:31 AM
Troll(s) gotta keep it real.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 21, 2016, 09:10:20 PM
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death?ex_cid=espntw

Great read

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 15, 2016, 06:32:06 AM
Leaving for The Players in a little bit.  I'll take pictures and post them here afterward.  You guys will love them.  Trust me.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on May 15, 2016, 08:43:29 AM
hope it gets bombed

farg golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on May 15, 2016, 04:33:15 PM
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death?ex_cid=espntw

Great read

Just saw this J.  Good shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 16, 2016, 07:44:49 AM
So much fun yesterday.  Not as exciting as last year but good stuff everywhere.  Jesus it was hot, though.  Not used to that yet.   

I'll post photos for Dio later. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on May 16, 2016, 08:24:54 AM
how did Happy Gilmore do ?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 01, 2016, 07:41:29 PM
The PGA just gave Drumpf the irony-coated finger by moving the WGC from his course at Doral to Mexico City.

http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/15876975/pga-tour-move-event-miami-trump-doral-resort-mexico-city-2017

Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on June 19, 2016, 08:09:26 PM
paulina gretzky with an ass for a skinny white girl

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 19, 2016, 08:25:07 PM
Haha so fargin hot.  Jesus...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 14, 2016, 03:29:41 PM
46 year old Phil Mickelson tore up Royal Troon this afternoon.  Shot 63 and missed shooting the lowest round in Major history by a lip-out on the 18th green.

Incredible.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on July 14, 2016, 03:37:21 PM
I could give two shteins about golf but that does sound pretty impressive.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 14, 2016, 04:16:52 PM
The course got its ass kicked because there was no wind and they've had historic rains which has softened and greened the course.

Guys were shooting 66 and 67 like it was a pitch and putt, but yeah, he was on fire.   The ball was dead in the center of the cup until the last rotation when all of a sudden it moved straight to the right and lipped out.

Golf monkeys don't play that shtein.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2016, 07:24:19 PM
Nike is bailing out of the golf manufacturing business.  No more zesty balls or clubs but they'll continue having 10 year old Vietnamese girls getting paid 5 cents an hour churning out those $80 polo shirts like clockwork.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2016, 07:30:43 PM
Love the Nike polos

And looks like I need to get a set of clubs before they're gone. I played with them once and enjoyed them. But this would be a back up set.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
You're better off buying Enron stock certificates.  They have more value than Nike golf clubs.  They're utter garbage.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2016, 12:24:40 PM
lol

I'm a Nike brand whore
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on August 04, 2016, 12:27:44 PM
lol

I'm a Nike brand whore

that 10yr old Vietnamese girl thanks you for it.   
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2016, 04:07:20 PM
And I thank her for hooking me up!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: SunMo on August 04, 2016, 04:20:18 PM
you like to hook up with 10 year old Vietnamese girls?

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on August 04, 2016, 04:21:56 PM
Texans ... ::)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2016, 06:23:12 PM
you like to hook up with 10 year old Vietnamese girls?

Nah but I like them air max and polos
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 04, 2016, 06:35:57 PM
I haven't worn anything from Nike in years.  The last pair of shoes I bought were Tiger Woods golf shoes and they fell apart after about 5 rounds.  Total shtein just like their crappy clubs and balls.  I wear Ecco golf shoes and Under Armour or Puma attire on the course.  Ecco is insanely expensive but I can get at least a couple of years in wear out of them before they give out.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on August 05, 2016, 09:14:10 AM
 
Ecco is insanely expensive but I can get at least a couple of years in wear out of them before they give out.

wait, before they give out ? from playing golf ?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 06, 2016, 10:49:15 AM
Despite the lack of athleticism in golf, there's a decent amount of stress placed on your shoes through game play, especially your forward shoe (left shoe if right handed, right shoe if left handed).  Even more so if you actually walk the entire course.....which pretty much no one does except the pros and pro-wannabes.   
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 06, 2016, 04:53:53 PM
I wear the street shoes which are for on and off course. 

They're comfortable and there's no break in period either.  Pull em out of the box and you can walk 18 holes in them. 

Sassy is right about walkers especially on resort courses.  Just awful.  Get a farging cart, dicks. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on August 06, 2016, 06:21:01 PM
All golfers are dicks.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 06, 2016, 06:57:42 PM
Except the hot chicks.  They are hot chicks.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 07, 2016, 01:54:36 PM
Jim Furyk shot a 58 today in Connecticut.  First time in PGA Tour history someone has broken that barrier.  10 birdies and an eagles and he lipped out on 18 to just miss shooting 57. 

Incredible. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 07, 2016, 01:59:24 PM
first world achievement
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 07, 2016, 05:43:32 PM
does the upper class fenced off enviornmentally unfriendly country club this happened in allow blacks and women as members?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2016, 07:14:10 PM
Yep.  As of 2009 women, and 2014 blacks.  It's all good now!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2016, 02:14:45 PM
heeeeeeee baaaaaaacck
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on October 11, 2016, 10:12:30 AM
nope
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 02, 2017, 10:11:17 PM
Golf just had another colossal meltdown because of a viewer calling in a rules violation. 

The twist is it happened yesterday and they didn't assess the penalty until the 12th hole during today's round. 

Simply amazing. 

The girl who got penalized ended up losing the tournament in a playoff too.   Amazingly ridiculous. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 02, 2017, 10:25:25 PM
The fact they allow that to happen is ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as someone has to be to call in rules violations. Losers.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 02, 2017, 10:31:59 PM
The fact they allow that to happen is ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as someone has to be to call in rules violations. Losers.

MA
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 02, 2017, 10:42:19 PM
The funny thing is the LPGA barely gets any attention at all but this will get them a ton for at least the next 24 hours.   They're in full spin mode too.  They're having rules officials being interviewed to justify their ridiculous decision. 

It's astounding that a Major competition was decided based on a minor infraction that happened yesterday, yet no one noticed until some dick sent an e-mail in 20 hours later. 

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2017, 11:47:44 PM
Racist fans gonna be blowing up Rog's inbox every Sunday.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 09, 2017, 05:14:57 PM
lol speith
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2017, 05:25:08 PM
Cowboy fan.  farg that guy. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2017, 06:52:54 PM
Helluva finish here
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2017, 07:12:07 PM
Holy shtein at 18

Sergio with a four footer to win and he pushed it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2017, 07:52:43 PM
Legitimately happy for Sergio.  Won it with a 🐦.


Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2017, 09:35:30 PM
one of my favorite things each year is jim nantz throwing it to himself in butler cabin, then doing everything but taking out billy payne's shriveled southern cock and sucking it dry. augusta is a gross place full of gross racist good ol boys but damn the soothing tones of jim nantz and that stupid farging piano music
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 10, 2017, 08:33:31 PM
Agreed, the "tradition like no other" and Butler Cabin bullshtein, time to move on.  It was an exciting tournament, good for Sergio, but Augusta CC looks like a scary place.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 29, 2017, 11:37:21 AM
Damn Tiger

Popped for DUI
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 29, 2017, 01:32:18 PM
It was his best drive in years. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 30, 2017, 08:01:37 PM
Blew a Blutarski on the breathalyzer.   He overmedicated on prescription drugs he was taking for his back troubles.  I hope he gets help for his issues.  The golf world is better with him in it. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 30, 2017, 08:07:06 PM
Me too.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on May 30, 2017, 10:46:21 PM
I couldn't care less what happens to this guy.  Holy christ farg golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on May 30, 2017, 11:17:32 PM
Tiger winning another major is about as likely as Nick Foles making another Pro Bowl at this point. Face the facts. It's over.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: AO1 on May 31, 2017, 05:45:53 AM
I couldn't care less what happens to this guy.  Holy christ farg golf.

Amen
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 31, 2017, 09:12:22 PM
I couldn't care less what happens to this guy.  Holy christ farg golf.

You know you don't have to reply to threads whose subjects don't interest you, right Dio?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 01, 2017, 12:31:08 AM
Tough to watch that video.

And why is it these celeb police vids come out easy peasy but when the cops kill some unarmed black dude we get months of waiting or a "my bad camera malfunctioned sorry"
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 01, 2017, 12:56:53 AM
Another couple things

the cops say they detect an odor coming from him re: alcohol which we know is a lie since he didn't drink. Another example of the police lying to give themselves probable cause. Same thing with the old "well since you won't consent to a search of your car we will call the dog. The dog alerted so now we will search your shtein"

This is something that reminds me of the ambien horror stories I've read or seen. He may not have taken it but people who have sometimes have these out-on-their-feet episodes. shtein scares me and I'll never use it
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on June 01, 2017, 01:30:56 AM
My friend had an ambien DUI incident. Went to sleep in his bed and then went out driving unconscious. Smashed into a bunch of parked cars and was picked up for DUI. He was abusing every drug under the sun though so it could have been an interaction. And if he was supposed to take 1 ambien, he probably took 4.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 01, 2017, 08:39:13 AM
My colleague at work got popped for DUI over that Ambien shtein.  She had a fantastic lawyer who got it dismissed.  Not sure how or why but if I ever get popped (which I won't because UBER) I'm using that woman.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 24, 2017, 11:12:52 AM
That shtein yesterday was bizarre, shocking both good and bad, and ultimately nearly unbelievable in the end. 

Dude is the reincarnation of Arnold Palmer. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on November 30, 2017, 12:04:13 PM
Tiger is about to tee off in his latest comeback attempt. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 30, 2017, 12:06:53 PM
Yawn.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on November 30, 2017, 12:09:39 PM
Smoked it down the left side of the fairway. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 30, 2017, 12:12:59 PM
So now he's doing his drugs on the course?  The man has no shame.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on November 30, 2017, 12:14:24 PM
tiger can die in a car accident after his trump stunt last week
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on November 30, 2017, 12:23:03 PM
Parred the first after just missing his birdie putt.  Hit it on the green on the par 3 second.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on November 30, 2017, 06:11:39 PM
Shot a 3-under 69 in his first competitive round in 10 months and after spinal fusion surgery.   

GOAT. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on November 30, 2017, 08:39:26 PM
ill meet you here tomorrow when he shoots seven over on the front and withdraws with back pain

still the GOAT doe
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on December 01, 2017, 03:11:48 PM
8 under tied for third one shot back playing 17

i thought this was some unsanctioned garbage tournament but its got a legit field....speith is winning
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 01, 2017, 03:18:41 PM
It's nice if he's able to play a solid tourney, but I'm curious if he's able to withstand the gring and be in good enough shape to compete during the majors.  Because that's all anyone cares about with Tiger at this point.  He can shoot in the 60s all he wants during random events, but if he ain't top 10 on Sunday at Augusta, does anyone really care?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on December 01, 2017, 03:56:16 PM
the majors dont require you to be in any better physical shape than any other tournament.....its the mental aspect thats completely different...

in terms of shape tho you can tell hes not in the best as you would expect....hes got a little belly (for him) and he was sweating like harvey weinstein in church...but hes got tons of time to fix that before augusta....its all about the health

also we should all pump the break on major talks....lets let him get thru the weekend first
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2017, 04:07:03 PM
His back is not even a whisper of a problem.  The vertebrae were fused and the nerve that was causing the issue deadened. 

He looked amazing today.  He still has some rust, but shooting 69-68 in a tournament with 8 out of the top 10 players in the world in the field is some awesome stuff. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 01, 2017, 04:27:01 PM
That's what I'm talking about though....can he play a small tourney here and there and not fall apart come major time?

Physically he obviously can't handle a heavy workload throughout the year, so you gotta wonder how much can he play between majors without farging himself up.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on December 01, 2017, 05:53:00 PM
bourgeois bullshtein

farg golf, farg golfers
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2017, 06:58:18 PM
you sure seem hellbent on reiterating your stated disgust for the sport.  that’s ok, though.  i actually agree with you about the lionshare of mongrels who play the sport.  it’s definitely trump central.  i like playing the game and i definitely enjoy watching it being played at absurdly high levels.   it’s all good, dio. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on December 01, 2017, 07:12:33 PM
His back is not even a whisper of a problem.

haha
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on March 11, 2018, 05:38:28 PM
TIGER IS BACK
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 05, 2018, 07:47:29 PM
Tony Finau!  Oh my God!  Dude dislocates his ankle, pops it back in, shoots a 68 today.  Simply amazing. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 05, 2018, 08:33:52 PM
i was able to go to the practice round tuesday - the place is pretty stunning.  11-13 & 16 are as cool as they look on TV.  didn't appreciate before going how sloped it is everywhere.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 05, 2018, 08:34:33 PM
is it as racist in person as on every other medium?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 05, 2018, 09:08:33 PM
probably yep.  it comes across as old money as it can get.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 05, 2018, 09:16:03 PM
ive heard that they do a pretty good job to hide the racism on site but dont really care how they look to the outside world
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 06, 2018, 09:26:53 AM
i could never go there but dont you have to walk on eggshells there? like they have 1000 rules and old white plantation owners walking around eyeballing people just waiting to throw people out for the smallest infractions
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on April 06, 2018, 09:49:04 AM
lol sergio.

Shot 1: 322-yard driver, right down the middle, leaving him 205 yards to the pin
Shot 2: Water
Shot 3: Penalty
Shot 4: Water
Shot 5: Penalty
Shot 6: Water
Shot 7: Penalty
Shot 8: Water
Shot 9: Penalty
Shot 10: Water
Shot 11: Penalty
Shot 12: On the green
Shot 13: In the hole
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 06, 2018, 12:45:58 PM
i could never go there but dont you have to walk on eggshells there? like they have 1000 rules and old white plantation owners walking around eyeballing people just waiting to throw people out for the smallest infractions

They take your phone even for practice rounds.  Other than that I didn’t really notice too much so long as you’re not being loud when people are hitting.  Might be worse during actual rounds.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 06, 2018, 07:08:59 PM
they take your phone? good lord thats subhuman.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 07, 2018, 03:12:31 PM
That's fairly common in bigger tournaments.  I go to The Players Championship every year and they don't do it there, or at least, they haven't yet.  I got a benefactor's pass from a buddy of mine who works for NBC this year.  As for the Masters, I'd love to go but I'm not spending $2K to attend a sporting event.  Even if I had that sort of cash for frivolous pursuits, I'd never spend it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 07, 2018, 09:44:09 PM
they take your phone? good lord thats subhuman.

I wish they'd take them away at pretty much every public event.  People farging suck.  Put their god damn phones in front of anyone to film anything.  Even golf.  Who the farg...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 07, 2018, 10:01:06 PM
i agree with all of that but if theres one place you should have a phone its at a golf tournament
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 07, 2018, 10:02:48 PM
During the Sixers game last night it was out of control, as are most sporting events now.  I get it, it's Lebron and the process has arrived but please just watch the farging game with your eyes. Let the other 15,000 pencil dicks post it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 07, 2018, 10:11:08 PM
i agree with all of that but if theres one place you should have a phone its at a golf tournament

lol, no shtein.

please god, I can't stand these people, give me something to do with my time...oh look, someone made a new post to :CF
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 08, 2018, 03:52:42 PM
people like taking photos and videos with their phones. who cares. get over it. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 08, 2018, 06:47:12 PM
Captain America wins The Masters. 

Poor Rickie Fowler, though.  Jeez...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 09, 2018, 03:28:57 AM
sounds like a prick

Quote
There are several theories, beginning with Reed's aura on the course. He scowls. He curses. He doesn't interact well with galleries.

There is also the theory that fans don't like him because other golfers don't like him. A 2015 ESPN poll of golfers ranked him as golf's second-most disliked pro behind Bubba Watson. This dislike stems from a history of brash statements, like when he declared himself one of the top five players in the world after only his third PGA Tour victory.

There are also issues in the Texas-born Reed's past, as he left a trail of golfing bad will at his college stops in Georgia and Augusta State. He has been accused by college teammates of stealing and cheating, and his behavior led him to be dismissed from Georgia and suspended for two tournaments at Augusta State. Then there is his confirmed estrangement from his parents, who live near Augusta yet were not part of his Masters celebration.

Quote
Reed’s story, however, goes goes back farther, and is more complicated. As a junior golfer, Reed rubbed competitors the wrong way, and it continued into college. In the book Slaying the Tiger, Golf Digest contributor Shane Ryan detailed how before Reed came to Augusta State, he started his college career at the University of Georgia but was dismissed from the team. The school never formally explained why, but Ryan reported that there were allegations of Reed cheating during practice rounds and stealing from his teammates. Both the school and Reed deny either of these things happened.

After transferring to Augusta State in 2009, Reed again was dogged by allegations of writing down lower scores than he shot in practice. (Reed has denied this ever occurred at either Georgia or Augusta State.)

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2018, 07:29:35 AM
That’s what I like about him.  Those snotty country club bitches hate him because he beats their asses and has no problem talking shtein to them when he does.  The first guy out there to congratulate him was Bubba, the other guy who isn’t a country club snob like Spieth and Thomas and the rest of the frat bro’s on tour.  It’s funny that they luv them some Reed during team competitions because when they wilt under the pressure, he thrives and brings home the hardware. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2018, 10:54:58 AM
the story about his estrangement from his family was actually real disturbing...its his business in the end but the whole thing didnt feel right
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2018, 11:44:44 AM
The accusations of cheating and stealing are ridiculous and they’re also a decade old.  The bottom line is he’s not one of “them” and as a result, he’ll never be accepted unless he’s needed for something.

The other guy standing holeside was Matt Kuchar, btw.  Class act all the way.  And Rickie Fowler meeting him by the scorers cabin was sheer class too.  The rest of them can go farg off. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 09, 2018, 12:02:02 PM
sounds like a complete dick like pretty much all the rest of them
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2018, 12:06:17 PM
Except he’s not.  Thanks for chiming in, though. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 09, 2018, 12:34:34 PM
so who won the masta's ???
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 09, 2018, 12:40:14 PM
Someone who’s never been in my kitchen. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 09, 2018, 12:51:25 PM
Reed and Watson are by all accounts fratboy douchebags.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 09, 2018, 12:53:44 PM
That’s what I like about him.  Those snotty country club bitches hate him because he beats their asses and has no problem talking shtein to them when he does.  The first guy out there to congratulate him was Bubba, the other guy who isn’t a country club snob like Spieth and Thomas and the rest of the frat bro’s on tour.  It’s funny that they luv them some Reed during team competitions because when they wilt under the pressure, he thrives and brings home the hardware.

Replace Reed with a trump and golf for politics.  = Facebook post in October 2016.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2018, 08:37:14 PM
Except he’s not.  Thanks for chiming in, though.

he randomly stopped talking to his family because of this

(http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/justine-karain-reed.jpg)

also hes fat
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 09, 2018, 08:40:14 PM
eww
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 09, 2018, 08:41:36 PM
I literally don't understand any of this.   Fascinating.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 10, 2018, 08:35:30 AM
i admittedly never heard of patrick reed before this years masters but from all the stuff ive read romey defending him seems really strange....of all hills why would you stand on one with this guy
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2018, 10:28:21 AM
we've got a vuk's wife scenario going on here
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: AO1 on April 10, 2018, 11:23:14 AM
List of modern Golfers I've heard of:
Happy Gilmore
Tiger Woods
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on April 10, 2018, 12:32:55 PM
List of modern Golfers I've heard of:
Happy Gilmore
Tiger Woods

once again, the great shooter mcgavin gets overlooked, thanks to happy gilmore.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2018, 01:09:25 PM
I forgot that we’re not supposed to offer opinions here. 

Carry on. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 24, 2018, 07:09:32 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbaFDCsW0AUgdXN.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbaFEH8X0AUzQRb.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbaFE5iW0AINP_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 24, 2018, 08:50:33 AM
fantastic

hope they put the golfer down afterwards.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on June 17, 2018, 02:45:48 PM
Rickie Fowler shot 84 (14 over) yesterday and shot 65 (5 under) today.

Crazy. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on July 22, 2018, 11:25:04 AM
At the turn Tiger is in the lead.  Greatest comeback ever.  My god if this happens...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on July 22, 2018, 12:31:03 PM
This implosion is a bit surprising.  He was playing so much better than the field through 9.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on July 22, 2018, 04:58:59 PM
he played super solid cept for like four shots

but I guess that’s golf
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 12, 2018, 05:58:24 PM
i dont understand how tiger can treat everyone from his family to the fans like utter garbage for 20 years but yet still remain insanely popular

people are so dumb
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2018, 06:11:22 PM
You can’t understand how someone can be idolized for his astounding professional accomplishments while simultaneously being an awful person?

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 12, 2018, 06:15:35 PM
maybe im different but especially for golf where its all about the person...but i cant root for unmitigated disasters

tiger wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire but hes really good at golf so im supposed to get on my knees for him? have some self respect
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2018, 06:27:06 PM
Do you have any idea what he went through for the last 20 years?   The death threats... the racism... being professionally ostracized because of his being better than everyone else?  His best friend was a white guy who’s 20 years older than he is.  That’s how bad he was treated by his so-called peers.  You know exactly the sort of snotty country club dicks I’m talking about.  Truly awful people.

Look, I have no doubt he was an icehole to women and pretty much everyone else but considering what he endured, I’d say it’s a miracle he’s not worse. 

Plus by all accounts, he’s changed as a person. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on August 12, 2018, 06:32:44 PM
People aren't simply admiring his talent. It's easy to do that without rooting for someone. They are rooting for him and choosing to totally ignore that he's an awful person.

Meanwhile the same people will hate Tom Brady and LeBron. Human psychology is strange.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 12, 2018, 06:39:26 PM
Do you have any idea what he went through for the last 20 years?   The death threats... the racism... being professionally ostracized because of his being better than everyone else?  His best friend was a white guy who’s 20 years older than he is.  That’s how bad he was treated by his so-called peers.  You know exactly the sort of snotty country club dicks I’m talking about.  Truly awful people.

Look, I have no doubt he was an icehole to women and pretty much everyone else but considering what he endured, I’d say it’s a miracle he’s not worse. 

Plus by all accounts, he’s changed as a person.

read the book that just came out about him...its pretty farging thorough

yes he experienced some shtein and yes his parents royally farged him up but he had 1000 different chances over the course of his adult life to not be a complete icehole. didnt happen.

im sure hes "changed." keep telling yourself that.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2018, 06:44:43 PM
He just shot a 64 on Sunday at a Major.  I don’t care if he fingered your cat on Passover.  He’s the GOAT.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2018, 12:08:13 AM
I love watching him play and golf is better when he’s on his game

I loved watching Mike Tyson too and he was an awful person
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2018, 12:55:31 AM
They are rooting for him and choosing to totally ignore that he's an awful person.

hes actually a great person unless you are a fake christian then maybe you have a problem with him
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: QB Eagles on August 13, 2018, 09:23:09 AM
Not any kind of Christian. I'll try to remember what a great person Tiger is the next time he's teeing up with Trump.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2018, 09:30:58 AM
ooooh he cheated on his wife and doesn’t suck up to the media

worst person ever!!!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 13, 2018, 10:58:30 AM
did you read the book on him? hes a colossal dick who treated everyone around him like garbage

is he a rapist like tyson? probably not, most of his shtein was consensual or implicationed.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 13, 2018, 11:09:38 AM
I think you’re missing the headline here.  Tiger’s comeback is verging on the mythical. 

Huge promise fulfilled.  A staggering fall from grace.   Unbearable physical trauma and the resulting agonizing pain which left him incapacitated are eventually overcome.  And now a professional and personal redemption that has left him respected, loved and cheered at every turn.

Even a Republican racist piece of shtein like Jim Nance was cheering for him yesterday.   

It’s quintessentially American, dude. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2018, 11:21:25 AM
 
I think you’re missing the headline here.  Tiger’s comeback is verging on the mythical. 

Huge promise fulfilled.  A staggering fall from grace.   Unbearable physical trauma and the resulting agonizing pain which left him incapacitated are eventually overcome.  And now a professional and personal redemption that has left him respected, loved and cheered at every turn.

Even a Republican racist piece of shtein like Jim Nance was cheering for him yesterday.   

It’s quintessentially American, dude.

he’s mean tho
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 13, 2018, 11:27:45 AM
Tigers can definitely change their stripes. 

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: phattymatty on August 13, 2018, 11:28:17 AM
so we're back to needing our athletes to be role models again?  cool.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 13, 2018, 11:39:35 AM
not role models, just decent humans

tiger can go play golf with his rapist president
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on August 13, 2018, 12:31:23 PM
(https://img.memecdn.com/Tiger-Woods-Meme-18-holes-in-one-day_o_127113.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 13, 2018, 04:00:18 PM
not role models, just decent humans

tiger can go play golf with his rapist president

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.golf.com/tour-news/2018/01/16/president-obama-plays-golf-tiger-woods-michael-jordan-three-day-span/amp/

He played with Barry too.  Oops. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 13, 2018, 04:08:46 PM
so?

playing with obama is something any normal human being would do. he is a good person.

playing with trump is something any normal human being would avoid. he is a terrible person.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 13, 2018, 04:14:50 PM
So because Tiger Woods spent a few hours on a golf course with Trump, that makes him irredeemable? 

How’s it feel up there in your Ivory Tower?

PS:  Awful people don’t create organizations like this...

http://tgrfoundation.org/about/
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 13, 2018, 04:28:11 PM
actually yea. associating yourself with the worlds biggest criminal is not a good look...but its the tip of the iceberg for tiger being a fleshpop

i dont care what charity his agent started. if you bothered doing 1 ounce if research into tiger youd know hes an irredeemable twat.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 13, 2018, 05:01:27 PM
Like so many other things in your life, you’re wrong about this.  I’ve moved onto other things in my head, though. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on August 14, 2018, 08:00:08 AM
man, golf is some serious business.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 14, 2018, 09:39:25 AM
middle aged white men love it, love trump and love showering praise on wealthy people who are indifferent toward their existence
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 14, 2018, 10:46:01 AM
old white golf fans (and you) despise tiger.....thats what makes him a god and why he should win every tournament
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 14, 2018, 02:34:12 PM
there is a subset of golf fans that hate him because of his skin tone but most golf watches worship him

if tiger played up the other end of it more and called this shtein out...took social justice stances...id think different. but like mj he wanted to sell nikes and now he plays golf with the worlds biggest racist.

tiger is not ali or russell.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 14, 2018, 02:44:04 PM
the old white guys didnt like him in 2000....the fuzzy zoeller crowd....they despise him now....the people that like him are younger adults who grew up with him....everyone else hates him or doesnt care about him
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 14, 2018, 03:22:29 PM
Lol at middle aged golf fans loving Tiger.  They think he’s a stillupfront just like any other black man.  They hate him more because he’s successful and rich.  His banging hot white girls does him no favors with that crowd either. 

He’s a god as far as I’m concerned. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: smeags on August 14, 2018, 03:45:49 PM
well romey, you are middle aged so .....
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 14, 2018, 06:10:15 PM
Yeah probably not. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 15, 2018, 08:00:34 AM
if you look at the galleries that follow him you see lots of 40 50ish year olds going nuts for him...these are people who were 20ish when he started....theres no doubt he has a nice following from this subset of people.....skew a little bit older tho and its mostly all hate
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on August 15, 2018, 09:16:37 AM
did they hate it when tiger and trump grabbed Hoyda together
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 15, 2018, 09:25:42 AM
no one cared....why would they

(https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5b1abc596cf0c55cfe0c40e1/master/pass/Trump-Muhammed-Ali-Pardon.jpg)
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on August 15, 2018, 10:01:09 AM
if you look at the galleries that follow him you see lots of 40 50ish year olds going nuts for him...these are people who were 20ish when he started....theres no doubt he has a nice following from this subset of people.....skew a little bit older tho and its mostly all hate

I'm 53 and liberal as farg and i know from experience that I'm the limit age-wise.   I followed him at the Players in May and i was probably the oldest guy in that crowd who was cheering for him.  Lots of 20's thru mid-30's people, though.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on August 15, 2018, 10:07:59 AM
im sure there are younger people as well obviously there are older people but by and large his fan base are the ones who were 15-25 when he started

the galleries also may play a little younger as walking for 8 hours in one million percent humidity is not something older people are going to do as much
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 20, 2018, 06:05:14 PM
Tiger Woods is good at golf.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 20, 2018, 06:10:51 PM
Tallest midget.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 22, 2018, 12:54:32 PM
You dirtbags will be delighted to learn that my son, introduced to the obscenity by a kind but misguided neighbor, and outfitted by my mother-in-law with a bag and some clubs, is currently at some nearby golf course taking his first lesson.

I am ashamed.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: General_Failure on September 22, 2018, 01:10:36 PM
He's digging very small ditches.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 22, 2018, 01:11:22 PM
I've started calling him Money Lover.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: General_Failure on September 22, 2018, 01:26:00 PM
At least you know what you can get him (https://www.amazon.com/Trumpy-Bear/dp/B0759RNL81) for Christmas this year.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 22, 2018, 03:29:12 PM
tiger is unconscious right now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on September 22, 2018, 04:21:50 PM
In his car in a ditch again?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 22, 2018, 05:12:15 PM
You dirtbags will be delighted to learn that my son, introduced to the obscenity by a kind but misguided neighbor, and outfitted by my mother-in-law with a bag and some clubs, is currently at some nearby golf course taking his first lesson.

I am ashamed.

This may be the greatest bit of news I’ve read in my life. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 23, 2018, 10:32:53 AM
He's digging very small ditches.

Lolol
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 23, 2018, 05:47:59 PM
Tiger. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on September 23, 2018, 06:26:25 PM
That was pretty damn awesome to watch today.   
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on September 29, 2018, 04:55:20 AM
Poor Tiger stuck with this fat mess Reed. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on September 29, 2018, 05:00:42 AM
Merica!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on September 29, 2018, 05:02:17 AM
Finau only one who has showed up
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 29, 2018, 07:55:04 AM
Watching this collection of entitled Trump-loving country club spoiled brats being schooled by Euros is actually quite delightful.  They’ve lost eight straight matches at this moment.   I haven’t seen a collapse this bad since the 2018 Phillies. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2018, 07:56:50 AM
Poor Tiger stuck with this fat mess Reed.

career Ryder cup record

tiger 13-17-3
reed 6-1-2

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on September 29, 2018, 08:00:07 AM
It was a bad pairing to begin with.   Doesn’t matter though.  Takes a total team effort to get obliterated this completely. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2018, 08:22:03 AM
the fact that only Justin Thomas chose to play the course in the months leading up speaks volumes
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on September 29, 2018, 10:37:16 AM
how many of them are wearing MAGA hats and saying they believe dr. ford but REALLY believe brett kavanaugh
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2018, 10:40:28 AM
tiger getting smoked again
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 06, 2019, 10:19:58 PM
Middle agers like Romey may need to add this club to their bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx_-NMpfCLI
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2019, 09:24:20 AM
farg augusta

https://expo.nj.com/sports/g66l-2019/04/489ad11f168303/masters-2019-the-harrowing-tale-of-augusta-nationals-sand-thief-politi.html
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 10, 2019, 04:29:33 PM
Oh my God!  Makes me we want to fly up there and bring a shovel and start digging away in a bunker. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2019, 06:08:35 PM
Makes me want to eat a sack of White Castles and spray diarrhea all over their stupid sand traps. 

The pigs are little more than petty thugs too.  farg em all. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2019, 03:45:30 PM
tiger has an eagle putt coming up to tie for the lead
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on April 13, 2019, 04:43:18 PM
Samoan Power!
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2019, 05:46:55 PM
oh boy

if tiger wins this im not sure it wont be the best sporting event of my life
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on April 13, 2019, 05:59:40 PM
Molinari is just so ... blah
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2019, 06:10:48 PM
Molinari is just so ... blah

robotic euro trash
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2019, 07:03:21 PM
tiger will wear his MAGA hat if he wins
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 14, 2019, 01:29:48 AM
Appointment tv tomorrow
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2019, 08:32:17 AM
It’s on now.  Tiger.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2019, 08:37:57 AM
Nuke the whole site.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2019, 08:39:27 AM
Nah.  There’s some decent hard working folks there, not just rich fargs in stupid pink shorts. 
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2019, 09:07:32 AM
Okay okay.  Let the kitchen staff and janitors get a head start.  All the rest can evaporate.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2019, 11:59:20 AM
Garbage human beings everywhere there

but it’s the only place in the south a black man can raise a stick and not get lynched

go tiger
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2019, 12:01:50 PM
im with ya but you know tiger is bff's with trump
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2019, 12:46:02 PM
Here we go
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2019, 01:02:19 PM
meanwhile in real sports

https://streamja.com/OM6O
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2019, 01:55:36 PM
This is just...
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 14, 2019, 02:34:34 PM
Score one for the old guys!  :D
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2019, 02:37:14 PM
I can die now
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2019, 02:39:34 PM
tiger's girl is thicc
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 14, 2019, 02:57:03 PM
farging awesome
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2019, 03:01:23 PM
The scene with his boy says it all.  Nance did his best to ruin it.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 14, 2019, 03:03:33 PM
father of the year, tiger woods
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on April 15, 2019, 02:44:23 PM
i hope you loved watching tiger stick it to whitie because

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-award-tiger-woods-presidential-medal-freedom-n994701?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: ice grillin you on April 15, 2019, 04:29:34 PM
greatest sporting event ever?
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on April 15, 2019, 05:58:01 PM
IDGAF is he's Uncle Tom incarnate.   Dude is the best ever and he did it in a sport that has historically been openly hostile to minorities.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, then beat 'em on your terms.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Rome on May 06, 2019, 06:22:44 PM
Woods is receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom from farg face right now.

Shame on him for allowing himself to be used as a prop in a dog and pony show by that half witted wannabe mob boss retard.
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 06, 2019, 09:27:28 PM
He prob banged Melania while in town
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: MDS on May 06, 2019, 10:04:47 PM
Woods is receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom from farg face right now.

Shame on him for allowing himself to be used as a prop in a dog and pony show by that half witted wannabe mob boss retard.

theyre business partners....all you tiger lovers feel free to ignore another terrible part of him
Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Don Ho on May 17, 2019, 08:13:59 PM
Tiger, ouch.  How's Koepka earlier this week saying  "I like my chances this week"?  Destroying this thing.