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Title: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: MDS on December 17, 2018, 12:00:12 AM
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Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 17, 2018, 12:13:32 AM
If Wentz plays and loses, oh boy there's gonna be some great hot takes.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 17, 2018, 12:17:14 AM
If Wentz plays and loses, oh boy there's gonna be some great hot takes.

Is Doug gonna do that dumb shtein where he won't admit that Wentz isn't playing, and gets all mad at the media like it's some big farging secret he's trying to keep from the Texans?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: AO1 on December 17, 2018, 07:51:46 AM
For the love of god stick with Smallwood. Heís vanilla as farg but at least he hits holes fast and can make quick cuts. Adams cutting is like watching a tractor trailer make a turn.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Diomedes on December 17, 2018, 09:27:58 AM
I don't get the Adams hate.  In almost a hundred career rushes he's averaging 4.5 yards.  I don't care what it looks like when it happens--Blount was the fugliest runner I can recall in a long time too--he's doing work.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: AO1 on December 17, 2018, 10:19:55 AM
He gets a hole heís fine, he accelerates nicely and knows how to fall forward. If thereís no hole heís not quick enough to make a cut and Iíve never seen a slower back try to bounce it to the outside. Heís also tall with long thin legs and a long stride, not powerful enough to break tackles, not stout or strong enough to keep his legs churning. I have no idea why they run him up the middle on short yardage plays, heís not a power back and doesnít get going fast enough to use his momentum.

Blount on the other hand was a farging bull. He has deceptive speed for a big man and nobody wanted to tackle him one on one.

Smallwood is vanilla as they come but at least he cuts fast and is slippery. Adams should be more of a change of pace back because the one thing he does have going for him is he could break a long run whereas Smallwood doesnít have that breakaway speed.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: MDS on December 17, 2018, 10:27:42 AM
smallwood is absolute garbage. he ran better last night than ive ever really seen but please stop
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: AO1 on December 17, 2018, 10:45:59 AM
smallwood is absolute garbage. he ran better last night than ive ever really seen but please stop

When I say heís vanilla itís essentially saying heís garbage. Heís just more useful garbage than Adams.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2018, 10:52:08 AM
Use all of the backs.

Adams has his moments. Iíd like Doug to maybe come up with a better short yardage play though than lining him up in shotgun and having his lumbering ass try to get the first on a slow developing play.

Lil guy - lemme get a ticket for Sunday
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: AO1 on December 17, 2018, 11:08:13 AM
Use all of the backs.

Adams has his moments. Iíd like Doug to maybe come up with a better short yardage play though than lining him up in shotgun and having his lumbering ass try to get the first on a slow developing play.

Lil guy - lemme get a ticket for Sunday

What kills me is they have a 6í5 qb...just run a damn sneak.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 17, 2018, 12:37:09 PM
If they're going to insist on using screens, I wish they'd bring back the bunch WR screen.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: smeags on December 17, 2018, 12:40:16 PM
Use all of the backs.

Adams has his moments. Iíd like Doug to maybe come up with a better short yardage play though than lining him up in shotgun and having his lumbering ass try to get the first on a slow developing play.

Lil guy - lemme get a ticket for Sunday

What kills me is they have a 6í5 qb...just run a damn sneak.

neither guy impresses anyone. just play the hot hand.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: MDS on December 17, 2018, 01:25:34 PM
Lil guy - lemme get a ticket for Sunday

johnny and havas need 1 too, we'll kibbitz at the tailgate
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 17, 2018, 02:02:59 PM
Use all of the backs.

Adams has his moments. Iíd like Doug to maybe come up with a better short yardage play though than lining him up in shotgun and having his lumbering ass try to get the first on a slow developing play.

Lil guy - lemme get a ticket for Sunday

What kills me is they have a 6í5 qb...just run a damn sneak.

neither guy impresses anyone. just play the hot hand.

We talking about the RBs or the QBs?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 17, 2018, 02:12:04 PM
The last couple of years I think the team has had a good feel for which RBs to use in which situations. I can't say the same about knowing when to call runs vs. when to call passes though.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: smeags on December 17, 2018, 03:20:32 PM
Use all of the backs.

Adams has his moments. Iíd like Doug to maybe come up with a better short yardage play though than lining him up in shotgun and having his lumbering ass try to get the first on a slow developing play.

Lil guy - lemme get a ticket for Sunday

What kills me is they have a 6í5 qb...just run a damn sneak.

neither guy impresses anyone. just play the hot hand.

We talking about the RBs or the QBs?

yes
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2018, 05:21:33 PM
Lil guy - lemme get a ticket for Sunday

johnny and havas need 1 too, we'll kibbitz at the tailgate

What do I owe you
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 17, 2018, 07:18:44 PM
30 pieces of silver
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: MDS on December 17, 2018, 08:34:29 PM
hd video of romey drunk talking about how trump isnt that bad if you think about it
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 18, 2018, 09:03:23 AM
Youíd absolutely get 180 degree different commentary from me if I was drunk.  I actually said a few things the other night that Iím surprised hasnít gotten me a visit from some motherfargers in dark suits and sunglasses.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: smeags on December 18, 2018, 10:07:56 AM
Youíd absolutely get 180 degree different commentary from me if I was drunk.  I actually said a few things the other night that Iím surprised hasnít gotten me a visit from some motherfargers in dark suits and sunglasses.

do tell.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 18, 2018, 10:26:49 AM
It involved some thing (and I use that term loosely) orange.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 18, 2018, 01:00:46 PM
It involved some thing (and I use that term loosely) orange.

 :-D
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 22, 2018, 12:24:13 PM
Lamar Miller OUT
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 11:44:27 AM
I just helped a rich white lady and her granddaughter figure out how to use public transit.  She was wearing a Patriots shirt. 

God owes me one. 

🦅
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 12:03:09 PM
So what's the primary negadelph angle on how this is gonna go:

- Eagles lose, Minny wins, Eagles are eliminated by 5pm today
- Eagles win, Minnesota loses, crushing loss against already eliminated Skins next week
- Eagles win out, none of the other games go their way (the slow death)
- Eagles win and qualify for meaningless playoff run, lose star players to major injuries that will definitely impact next season
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:06:01 PM
Oh man, a three and out on the opening drive, but for the other team!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:12:29 PM
I guess they want Ertz to get that record on this drive.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 01:14:40 PM
Sprolesy!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:15:29 PM
I love Sproles so much.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 01:17:14 PM
seems last seasons team and coach is back again..
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:22:11 PM
Crap, the Texans figured out that throwing to WRs works against the Eagles.

Also, what a stupid sack.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 01:42:05 PM
Dan Fouts trying to make a retarded case that head coaches should call plays differently than offensive coordinators.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 01:46:52 PM
Ugly
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:46:55 PM
Welp, so much for those playoff dreams.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 01:47:34 PM
FFS... on the five yard line no less
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:47:56 PM
Olť!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 01:48:06 PM
We want Wentz
We want Wentz
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:48:44 PM
We want Wentz
We want Wentz

But the quarterback controversy, though!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 01:49:38 PM
Was that Rogers the 9th TE on the depth chart who Clowney ran right past? 
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 01:54:26 PM
The little guy is trying to keep his career going.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:54:33 PM
The part of Savior Alshon Jeffery will be played by Darren Sproles.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 01:56:06 PM
Oh yeah, Agholor is on this team.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:57:08 PM
Weird how running up the middle doesn't work against a good 3-4 defense.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 01:57:42 PM
What did Doug see on the tape that made him believe running up the middle against the Texans on 3rd and 1 was possible.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 01:58:01 PM
If Goeddert didn't catch that he could have just walked home right there.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 01:59:47 PM
Why do I have the feeling Doug isn't gonna figure this out no matter how many plays they get.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:01:15 PM
Adams is pretty good when he's got a giant hole and doesn't immediately walk into a lineman.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: NC_Eagle on December 23, 2018, 02:01:59 PM
Guess this is one way to run the clock down?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:02:05 PM
They're setting up the 1st and goal 50 yard bomb. Doug is amazing.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 02:02:13 PM
Adams is pretty good when he's got a giant hole and doesn't immediately walk into a lineman.

He's pretty good when all the defenders in the area are being held.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:04:09 PM
This is the weirdest goal line stand ever.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 02:05:09 PM
Jesus that was a bad facemask
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 02:05:36 PM
Two fourth down TDs. Elephantiasis Doug on display.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:05:56 PM
How is that missed? Jesus.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 23, 2018, 02:10:01 PM
No pressure from dline today.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 02:11:13 PM
I guess itís ok to try to rip a QBís head off in the middle of the field now. 
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 02:11:45 PM
I hate nfl refs, disgusting.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 02:14:02 PM
Tre Sullivan is garbage.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:14:03 PM
Oh, now they're paying attention to heads.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 02:15:44 PM
motherfarg this ref
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:15:49 PM
farg everything about these refs.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 02:17:49 PM
Unwatchable
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 02:18:28 PM
This is not football.  Itís an absolute joke.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 02:23:58 PM
Vuh-TIE, as Fouts calls him, is getting farging wrecked by Clowney
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 02:25:43 PM
Big V is the Big farg up today
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 02:27:01 PM
Dumb throw to Matthews there.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:27:10 PM
This is some Andy style 2 minute drill playcalling.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 02:27:33 PM
Vuh-TIE, as Fouts calls him, is getting farging wrecked by Clowney

Fouts got to grow a pair and try pronounce that shtein.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 02:27:57 PM
Ertz injured right after he decides to go for the marker instead of the sideline. Brilliant all around.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:28:32 PM
Congratulations to Ertz for tying the TE reception record, not getting out of bounds, and maybe blowing out his knee.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 23, 2018, 02:29:34 PM
Iím the last person to complain about refs but that was an abominable quarter.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:31:52 PM
https://twitter.com/LesBowen/status/1076922238870409217
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:43:00 PM
Okay, just get Ertz off the field now.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 02:44:23 PM
Don't worry Sproles, didn't need that first down anyway.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:46:42 PM
Eventually going for it on 4th down isn't going to work.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 02:47:01 PM
They really need to stop giving this game away.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:47:29 PM
They really need to stop giving this game away.

Don't worry, it's definitely given away for real this time.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 02:50:16 PM
And I was so looking forward to a rematch in the Superdome.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:55:30 PM
Alshon doing Alshon things.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 02:56:00 PM
Ian Eagle playing fast and loose with the word "Accelerates" on that Rogers catch
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 02:57:50 PM
This deep singleback running thing just refuses to work, I don't get it.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 03:01:34 PM
Gotta love the run in 3rd and too long.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:02:52 PM
I honestly wasn't expecting that FG to be good.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 03:03:13 PM
Wonderful pair of playcalls there with long yardage needed
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:10:15 PM
Pass rush on early holiday break.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:10:52 PM
How are they going to turn it over this time?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 03:12:30 PM
THe ole one play scoring drive turnover
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Diomedes on December 23, 2018, 03:12:33 PM
Saint Nick
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:12:56 PM
Swagholor is back! :crazy
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 03:13:29 PM
Beautiful long pass and run
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:15:57 PM
Even Tre Sullivan is making positive plays now. What a turnaround.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:26:44 PM
And I was just about to be disappointed that after the Maddox dropped interception they weren't going to have another chance to really put this game away.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 03:26:57 PM
YaY! turnover
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:27:48 PM
Wow!  Finally got to him
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:29:09 PM
Surprised the NFL didnít call for a flag on the ski mask thinking it was promoting criminal behavior
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:30:06 PM
Surprised the NFL didnít call for a flag on the ski mask thinking it was promoting criminal behavior

Ah, the old skimasking penalty.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:30:15 PM
Sorano?   Where are the caps for bats?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:32:03 PM
I cringe every time I see a flag just waiting for the stupid exclamation
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:32:59 PM
The longest RAC of Ertz's career.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 03:33:07 PM
great run by ertz
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 03:33:39 PM
Soccer kicking Romes must die.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:33:50 PM
See Ertz, good things happen when you stay on your feet
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 03:34:08 PM
Too bad Tampa can't get it together and beat Dallas
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:34:55 PM
Jesus Christ Elliot stinks
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:39:02 PM
It would be cool if this pash rush could tackle a comparatively small man.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:40:23 PM
May not be your day went DeAndre Carter is eating you alive
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:41:37 PM
They're just making up player names now.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 03:42:06 PM
Good sack for Hester
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:42:27 PM
Damn!  Huge stop!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:43:10 PM
They're just making up player names now.

HA!  And colleges too.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:45:30 PM
Just how many weird positional passing records got broken today?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:46:35 PM
Cut Adams.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:47:20 PM
Are you farging kidding me
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Diomedes on December 23, 2018, 03:48:05 PM
Bullshtein penalty
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:48:20 PM
Trade Adams and Wentz to Giants for OBJ
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:48:26 PM
Don't hit a helmet with your torso, kids.

That's the right call on the penalty, but I'm still salty about the earlier screwups.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:48:52 PM
Seriously this league is a farging joke
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:49:23 PM
Thatís just ban football forever effective immediately
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:49:52 PM
Awful call!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:51:28 PM
Just awful.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:51:34 PM
So the back judge who has his head up his ass while Foles almost gets decapitated buy a non-clearly obvious facemask penalty?  farg you NFL
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 03:51:49 PM
No holding on that.  Nope.  Worst officiated game Iíve seen in two weeks.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:52:43 PM
Thanks Josh Adams for the third fourth quarter double digit lead blown this season
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:52:50 PM
So we're in agreement they're going to lose by 1, right?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:53:25 PM
And the nice big farg you to Jake Elliott
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:54:18 PM
Who in the hell is this number 49 on the birds?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:56:58 PM
Yep, this one's over.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:57:58 PM
Oh my god! 
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 03:59:47 PM
Self destructive morons
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 03:59:51 PM
Can Schwartz trade in his pedo stubble for DBs?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:01:09 PM
You gotta be farging kidding me
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 04:01:30 PM
no F'ing way....
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:01:39 PM
They deserve to lose this after the entire farging line just whiffed.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 04:03:12 PM
How the farg do you let somebody get behind you on that?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 04:03:28 PM
Well, F
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:03:56 PM
Miss the PAT, take this shteinshow to overtime.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 23, 2018, 04:04:04 PM
Houston had literally given up prior to Adams fumble.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:04:36 PM
What in the farg was Douglas doing? 
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:04:59 PM
Well, these two minutes are the season. What you got, Doug?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:05:33 PM
Going for 2
Elliot missed pat
Adams cough

See yíall next year
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:06:35 PM
Surely you have faith that they can get into field goal range with two minutes, maybe the two minute warning, and two timeouts. With that many twos, they're bound to win by two!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:07:01 PM
nice return icehole
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 04:07:03 PM
Another meltdown. 
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:07:26 PM
Those yards were definitely more important than the two minute warning.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:08:38 PM
That botched coverage on the punt that wouldíve put Houston at the one didnít matter anyway because Watson was still going to drive these fargers 99 yards and score
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:09:14 PM
In Elliot we donít trust!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:10:33 PM
Ugh, just turn it over so I can go clean my oven.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 04:10:53 PM
Foles down...
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 04:11:44 PM
Time for some Suds
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:11:51 PM
Time for STUDFELD.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:12:25 PM
this is really the part of the season where you want to see nate sudfeld
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:12:48 PM
I like Dan Fouts but please shut the farg upj
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:13:41 PM
this is really the part of the season where you want to see nate sudfeld

Wentz will win a dozen rings, each time from the sidelines as a different quarterback gets Superbowl MVP.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 04:14:54 PM
Please burn some clock
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:15:35 PM
Ertz can't stay standing twice on one play even with no one around.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:15:39 PM
It's gonna suck when the kick is wide.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:16:16 PM
Let's not pretend the Eagles are within Elliot's true range. He could miss from the 1 yard line.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:16:48 PM
The little personís got to catch that
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:17:16 PM
The little personís got to catch that

It isn't worth keeping the clock running for six yards.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:17:27 PM
Let's not pretend the Eagles are within Elliot's true range. He could miss from the 1 yard line.

This
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2018, 04:17:43 PM
I might puke a little
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:18:27 PM
Was O'Brien prepared to let that thing go down to 0:01 without using his TO?
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Don Ho on December 23, 2018, 04:18:30 PM
The little personís got to catch that

It isn't worth keeping the clock running for six yards.

But heís so magical
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 04:19:00 PM
I really wish they just woulda went for the TD instead of palying for the kick
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2018, 04:20:22 PM
Champs!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:20:52 PM
Believed in you the whole way, Jake.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 04:21:10 PM
Never doubted 'em!
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Munson on December 23, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
Knew he had it the whole time, glad they played for the kick
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2018, 04:22:35 PM
By the way while you were watching that, the other games were disastrous enough that the Eagles playoff odds are about 10% lower than they were this morning.

Eagles need:
Win AND MIN loss (against Bears junior varsity team)
or
Win AND SEA loss x 2 (Chiefs, Cards)
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 23, 2018, 04:35:42 PM
Bears can still get a bye.  No reason to bench players next week assuming they win today.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: General_Failure on December 23, 2018, 05:56:25 PM
It isn't even looking like a lock that the Bears win today.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: MDS on December 23, 2018, 06:27:56 PM
interesting game, glad the eagles won

go team
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: terpseagles on December 24, 2018, 08:47:37 AM
Bears are fighting the Rams for potential bye correct?  At least both the Bears and Rams games are 4:25 games next week as well.... so the Bears should still have plenty to play for.  Granted the Iggles need to beat the Skins, etc....  may even take my boy to that game. 
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: ice grillin you on December 24, 2018, 09:05:17 AM
Bears are fighting the Rams for potential bye correct?  At least both the Bears and Rams games are 4:25 games next week as well.... so the Bears should still have plenty to play for.  Granted the Iggles need to beat the Skins, etc....  may even take my boy to that game.

its bad that the bears are at 425...would have been much better for them to have played before the rams

the small hope that the eagles have is that the bears wanna diss their rival more than they want to rest players in the second half after the rams are up 35 on san fran
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Diomedes on December 24, 2018, 09:27:15 AM
Whatever.  All I care about is, defeat the Racists.  Finish this disaster of a season with a 9-7 record, and avoid total post-SB embarrassment.  If they make the playoffs, I'll be happy and all, but not nearly as happy as I will be disgruntled if they finish 8-8 with a loss to Jay Gruden and Dan Snyder.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: Rome on December 24, 2018, 11:09:38 AM
farging NFL and their shady bullshtein.  I hate those fargers.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: QB Eagles on December 24, 2018, 12:58:35 PM
Wouldnít have been fair to let the Rams rest their guys knowing that they have the two locked up. Was inevitable the games would be moved to the same time. Bad for the Eagles because now we have to root for the Niners to show up too.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: MDS on December 24, 2018, 01:55:03 PM
Wouldnít have been fair to let the Rams rest their guys knowing that they have the two locked up. Was inevitable the games would be moved to the same time. Bad for the Eagles because now we have to root for the Niners to show up too.

they arent a good team but they primarily have been hanging around in games. if gurley doesnt play (decent chance), they def. could. entering 4Q, the rams were up on arizona 24-9 and arizona is much worse than san fran is.

i in no way expect san fran to win the game but its totally within the relm of possibility they are IN the game, which prevents chicago from pulling their starters.
Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: ice grillin you on December 25, 2018, 08:51:00 AM
gurley is playing and theres zero chance the rams are in the game at half

like I said the only possibility is that the bears wanna knock a rival out of the playoffs more than they care about resting guys...but apparently the coach has come out and said they will rest if the opportunity presents itself

so basically the eagles have an offseason of thinking about how they were out of the playoffs because they choked double digit 4th quarter leads to the panthers and titans

Title: Re: Week 16 - Texans: Houston, You Have A Problem
Post by: MDS on December 25, 2018, 11:05:48 AM
never underestimate cuzzo's ability to gag away a game

2 years ago, same scenario. he loses at home to the giants.