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Title: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 09:28:07 AM
The league auto-renewed so we're good there.

Final keepers need to be posted by Friday Sept 1st.

I'll edit this post with the trades/draft order once I get that sorted.

Draft order (non-snake):
1. SD (traded 2nd rounder to Zanshin)
2. Munson (traded 7th rounder to rjs246)
3. SunMo
4. Sarge
5. THawk
6. Rome (traded 1st round pick to rjs246, traded 4th round pick to rjs246)
7. hbionic
8. Phreak (traded 1st round pick to rjs246)
9. Zanshin (traded 4th round pick to rjs246)
10. rjs246 (traded 1st round pick to Rome, traded 4th round pick to Sarge, traded 8th round pick to Phreak, traded 9th round pick to Munson)


rjs246 owns Phreak's 2018 first round pick.


Also, this is a thing that happened...
As an addendum to the above trade, I have traded my 2020 8th rounder for inside information on who hbionic is targeting. Hahaha. This is real life.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 09:33:59 AM
Odell Beckham, Jr and Mike Evans available for trade.

(Also, some low-end rookies if anyone needs to fill a roster spot.)
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 07, 2017, 10:08:51 AM
What's the draft date and time?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
Probably Wednesday night prior to week 1.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 07, 2017, 10:14:08 AM
I know this is a running joke but I can't see my roster from last season.

I know I have Julio Jones but beyond that I can't remember who else I have.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 10:23:02 AM
Nope.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 07, 2017, 11:05:20 AM
Tebow. SD had Tim Tebow.  For every other roster spot.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2017, 11:16:55 AM
Keepers

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Leveon Bell
WR - Alshon
Rookie - Jordan Howard
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 07, 2017, 12:33:49 PM
Nope.

I looked on my phone app and nothing. I logged in from my work computer and my brutal roster from last season is there.

My keepers are:
WR Julio Jones
QB Andrew Luck
RB Demarco Murray
Rookie Tyreek Hill
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 07, 2017, 12:41:50 PM
Yeah, for whatever reason rosters are blank in the app. I'm driving from KC back to PA today so I'll check the website tomorrow after I get home and post my keepers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 12:55:35 PM
No rush on posting the keepers (though it is nice to have this all in one place). Final keepers don't need to be posted until Friday Sept 1st.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
I have offered Phreak my 8th round pick for Michael Thomas (rookie WR, NO) and he has accepted. So Thomas will be my rookie keeper.

Add Carson Wentz to the list of players I am now willing to trade.
- WRs Mike Evans or OBJ
- Rookie QB Carson Wentz
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on August 07, 2017, 03:18:11 PM
Rusty I'm on the road and won't be home until Friday but am willing to talk trade for Wentz when I get home and can see my roster
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 03:53:41 PM
Word. You know where to find me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2017, 04:48:27 PM
Word. You know where to find me.
Apparently at polo matches
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2017, 05:04:20 PM
Social media cross reference for the lose.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2017, 05:19:41 PM
Yeah you rolled that one out there to be knocked out of the polo field

Boom.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 07, 2017, 08:02:54 PM
I have Luck or Matty Ice available.  I need a rookie in return.  I have other assets available too. 

Bring it, kids. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 07, 2017, 08:07:06 PM
I have Corey Coleman, who will be Clevelands #1 now that Pryor's gone. I'll trade him for either guy.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2017, 11:44:54 AM
Rome has accepted a trade offer from me.

Rome gets:
- Odell Beckham, Jr.
- My first round pick (#10)
I get:
- Rome's fourth round pick
- Rome's first round pick (#6)
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2017, 11:49:00 AM
Barring catastrophic injury my keepers are:
- Jameis Winston (QB)
- David Johnson (RB)
- Mike Evans (WR)
- Michael Thomas (R, WR)

Carson Wentz is still available for trade. (Along with rookie fodder Wendell Smallwood and Devontae Booker.)
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 08, 2017, 11:49:29 AM
I'm also taking SD's trade offer and giving him Andrew Luck. 

So my keepers will be:

QB:  Matty Ice
RB:  Todd Gurleyman
WR:  ODB
Rookie: Corey Coleman
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2017, 11:53:05 AM
Was that just a straight up player for player trade?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 08, 2017, 12:25:22 PM
Was that just a straight up player for player trade?

Yeah...Luck (who's injured) for Coleman

Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 08, 2017, 12:41:14 PM
Haha.  I got a Cleveland * running back receiver.  You won that deal even if Luck's farging arm falls off. 

* edited for retardation. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 08, 2017, 12:41:30 PM
Was that just a straight up player for player trade?

Yessir. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2017, 12:58:56 PM
Haha.  I got a Cleveland running back.  You won that deal even if Luck's farging arm falls off. 

He's a WR, so you're clearly on top of this shtein.

SD, can you update your keeper list on the first page?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 08, 2017, 01:09:00 PM
Done. I have another trade offer pending that I'm pretty sure will be accepted.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 08, 2017, 01:18:12 PM
Holy shtein I wrote running back.  Hahahaha.  That's awesome.  I actually did know who I was getting.   No really. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on August 08, 2017, 04:43:34 PM
Guys, special request, if we could have the draft anywhere between 5pm to 7pm Eastern time.

I won't be available 6pm Eastern and on that night.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2017, 05:34:41 PM
Anyone whom wants to trade a decent WR they'd otherwise toss aside, i'd be interested for the right price. Shoot me a message.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2017, 05:50:59 PM
Traded with SD. He can confirm it. His 2nd round pick (first pick in the second round) for DeMarco Murray.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 08, 2017, 05:52:36 PM
Official trade:
I get Demarco Murray
Zanshin gets my 2nd round pick and TY Hilton

I will update my keepers on page 1
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2017, 06:02:33 PM
FINAL: DeMarco Murray for SD's 2nd rounder and T.Y. Hilton.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2017, 06:19:55 PM
Anyone with a compelling spare rookie, shoot me a message....
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2017, 06:56:17 PM
Snobby bastich.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2017, 07:03:33 PM
Snobby bastich.


Never heard of him. He a RB?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2017, 07:06:46 PM
Yes. A white one.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2017, 07:08:47 PM
Well, it didn't stop Carolina...so, I'm in. Long live Snobby Bastich.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2017, 07:54:02 PM
Guys, special request, if we could have the draft anywhere between 5pm to 7pm Eastern time.

I won't be available 6pm Eastern and on that night.

Thanks.

Nope. But we can move it to another night.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 09, 2017, 12:19:36 PM
Guys, special request, if we could have the draft anywhere between 5pm to 7pm Eastern time.

I won't be available 6pm Eastern and on that night.

Thanks.

Nope. But we can move it to another night.

Not 05sep2017 please
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 10, 2017, 01:06:06 PM
I'll choose my keepers later, but here's my roster from last year.  Open to trading pretty much anyone.  I have 2 rookies, would definitely like to trade 1 of them.  Make an offer. 

SprolesSomeBlounts

QB:
Carr, D
Mariota, M

RB:
Murray, L
Jennings, R
Crowell, I
Perkins, P (R)
Henry, D (R)

WR:
Bryant, D
Marshall, B
Crowder, J
Cobb, R
Royal, E

TE:
Rudolph, K

K:
Crosby, M

Def/ST:
Ver, Den
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on August 14, 2017, 01:51:53 PM
Anyone is up for grabs

QB:

Tom Brady
Dak Prescott
Trevor Siemian

RB:
Devonta Freeman
Zeke
Duke Johnson
Matt Forte

WR:
Amari Coooper
Pimp
Sterling Shepherd
A.J. Green

TE
Zack Ertz
Martellus Bennett

K
Gostkowski

D
Minn
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2017, 09:04:16 AM
HB is saying that the Wednesday prior to the start of the season doesn't work for him. So let's pick between Monday and Tuesday night of that week. Vote here.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Trade alert.
I have traded my 9th round pick and Carson Wentz to Munson for his 7th round pick.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 21, 2017, 09:12:48 AM
Tuesday
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 21, 2017, 10:08:50 AM
HB is saying that the Wednesday prior to the start of the season doesn't work for him. So let's pick between Monday and Tuesday night of that week. Vote here.

Looks like THawk can't do the 5th. I'm commissioner of a league and our tentative draft date is Monday the 4th, probably around noon. I could possibly do it later that night.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2017, 10:32:36 AM
Related. All trades must be submitted by Friday Sep 1st.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 21, 2017, 11:31:47 AM
I only picked Tuesday because I can post see you next Tuesday the week before. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 21, 2017, 11:41:56 AM
HB is saying that the Wednesday prior to the start of the season doesn't work for him. So let's pick between Monday and Tuesday night of that week. Vote here.

Monday

I have another stupid draft on Tuesday
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on August 21, 2017, 11:56:53 AM
5th is also out for me. I believe the 6th is as well. Monday probably works best.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 12:40:37 PM
The 4th or 5th is perfectly fine with me.  I'm available on either day. 

Also, Zanshin and I are working on a monster trade.  It's gonna be yuuuuge.  Biggest trade in fantasy sports history.  Stand by for momumental anouncement...
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 21, 2017, 12:46:03 PM
SAD!
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 12:46:50 PM
^^Fake Newz^^
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 01:11:04 PM
In a trade that will reshape and define this league and all of fantasy sports for the future, Basically A Bye Week and SprolesSomeBlounts have agreed on a trade:

Basically A Bye Week receives Paul Perkins (R), RB, NYG

SprolesSomeBlounts receives BABW's 11th round draft pick in the 2017 CF Keeper League draft.....or whatever the last farging round is.  His last pick.  I get his last pick in the draft. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 21, 2017, 01:50:05 PM
Bigly
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 01:56:22 PM
This trade was the covfefeiest. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2017, 02:50:51 PM
So this trade is not actually legal.

Prior to this trade Sarge had 12 draft picks for 11 rounds (he had my fourth rounder). Everyone has to have 11 picks so I remedy this by eliminating Sarge's last pick. But now he has acquired an 11th round pick which is not a thing that can happen in a league where everyone has to have the same number of draft picks.

So figure out different compensation.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 03:03:31 PM
Our so-called "commissioner" is obviously just making things up as he goes. SEE YOU IN COURT THE SECURITY OF OUR LEAGUE IS AT STEAK.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 03:04:49 PM
Actually, I'll just see if we can work something else out. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 03:42:01 PM
A new trade has been agreed to. 

SprolesSomeBlounts will send Paul Perkins (R), RB, NYG to Basically A Bye Week in exchange for a conditional 11th round pick in 2018.  Conditions for the pick are:

2018 11th round pick if Paul Perkins scores 149 fantasy points* or fewer during the 2017 season.

2018 7th round pick if Paul Perkins scores 150 fantasy points* or more duing the 2017 season.

2018 4th round pick if Basically A Bye Week designates Paul Perkins as a keeper for the 2018 season.

Only 1 condition will be applied.  If 2 conditions are met, the highest condition will be in effect.   

*Points are for season total, regarless if player is utilized in weekly active lineups. 

And with the completion of this trade, I've now completed more trades than any other fantasy player in history. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2017, 03:43:37 PM
Now that is a farging trade.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 21, 2017, 03:45:11 PM
Now that is a farging trade.

How much legitimate effort would you put into a Paul Perkins trade?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 03:47:44 PM
Haha. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2017, 03:51:01 PM
I've definitely pulled conditional trades in this league. And I am deeply ashamed of that fact.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 21, 2017, 04:18:15 PM
I have unconditional love for you. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 04:45:56 PM
I've never really been overly active on the trade front.  I draft, work waiver wires, and hope for the best.  This might be like the 5th trade I've done in this league.  It was fun going completely overboard for such a marginal player and pick. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on August 21, 2017, 06:18:46 PM
AFter my trade with Rusty, here are my official keepers, subject to change if anyone wants to trade.

QB: Ben Roethlisburger
RB: Jay Ajayi
WR: Brandin Cooks
Rookie: Carson Wentz

Got a few guys might be worth keeping if anyone wants...Emmanual Sanders, Mark Ingram, Jeremy Hill, Tyrell Williams, etc.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2017, 06:22:25 PM
Anyone interested in either David Carr or Marcus Mariota?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 21, 2017, 06:38:47 PM
QB
Russell Wilson

WRs
Doug Baldwin
Kelvin Benjamin
Stefon Diggs
DeAndre Hopkins
Rishard Matthews

RBs
Jamaal Charles
Mike Gillislee
Rob Kelley
Jonathan Stewart
Terrance West
James White

TE
Tyler Eifert
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 22, 2017, 08:17:40 AM
Keepers:

QB: Drew Brees
RB: LeSean McCoy
WR: T.Y. Hilton
Rookie: Paul Perkins
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: SunMo on August 24, 2017, 09:07:33 AM
Keepers:

QB:  Cam
RB:  Melvin Gordon
WR:  Antonio Brown
Rookie:  Malcolm Mitchell

Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 24, 2017, 11:03:48 AM
SprolesSomeBlounts Keepers:

QB - Mariota, M
RB - Crowell, I
WR - Bryant, D
R - Henry, D
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: phattymatty on August 24, 2017, 05:00:46 PM
if I had to pick the thing I'm most ashamed and embarrassed about in my entire life, it's probably occasionally opening up this thread and reading it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 24, 2017, 08:48:19 PM
You should try being in the league then.  It's downright degrading. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 24, 2017, 11:10:39 PM
Anybody have a rookie they want to trade?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 25, 2017, 12:29:13 PM
I have Wendell Smallwood and Davontae Booker. Neither of them are good. Both of them are rookies. Future draft picks would be considered acceptable compensation for either.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 25, 2017, 12:30:03 PM
if I had to pick the thing I'm most ashamed and embarrassed about in my entire life, it's probably occasionally opening up this thread and reading it.

You should try being in the league then.  It's downright degrading. 

It has to be embarrassing watching me win over and over again.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 25, 2017, 12:35:00 PM
Not really, but that's just because I enjoy sending you dick pics with your winnings. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 25, 2017, 12:36:57 PM
FYI, the only two that haven't submitted their keepers are THawk and HB. Looks like THawk is still trying to fill out his roster, but HB has no excuse.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 25, 2017, 12:39:50 PM
In chuggie's defense, it's difficult to submit keepers when you're the crossbar in a Wobbly H.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on August 25, 2017, 02:30:47 PM
Thawk,

Dak Prescott is available.

What say yee?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 25, 2017, 06:59:19 PM
I'll give you the last round pick for him
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Unless I hear otherwise I am scheduling the draft for Monday night. Probably around 9EST.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 29, 2017, 02:48:40 PM
My co-worker just had a baby.  She named him Gavin Russell Smith.

I chuckled. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2017, 03:35:23 PM
I just sent out an erroneous draft email. Ignore it. Delete it. Light it on fire and piss all over it.

Also, HB/THawk, get your keepers in so I can do this shtein.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on August 29, 2017, 06:10:43 PM
Ok, but not going to be available that day at the time of draft. Will be out of town.

Why not tuesday or something?

Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2017, 06:35:57 PM
Since I'm not clairvoyant I didn't know that. Suggest an alternate time (in addition to the day) and people can weigh in.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on August 29, 2017, 06:48:41 PM
I can do that Monday and that Wednesday...def can't do Tuesday or Thursday.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on August 29, 2017, 08:28:01 PM
Well, how was I supposed to know you weren't a clairvoyant.

We can do late Monday, after 7pm (I should be home by then)....or we can do Sunday evening.

Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 30, 2017, 10:25:21 AM
I assume that's 7pm Pacific time, yes? I'm fine with doing Monday at 10:15EST.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2017, 12:28:50 PM
I'm good with it. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on August 30, 2017, 01:04:51 PM
Thank you Commish.

Thank you Sarge for saying you're good with it. That means a lot more.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 30, 2017, 01:12:46 PM
I'll find something to like about it
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on August 30, 2017, 04:22:35 PM
I think that time sucks since I have a 5am meeting on Tuesday, but if people don't dick around and it moves quick, I'll suck it up and won't be a fleshpop about it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 30, 2017, 06:12:24 PM
.30 per pick
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 30, 2017, 09:26:30 PM
If you can change it, I'm cool with a half minute per pick
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2017, 10:13:36 PM
I'm reposting this because I made a change to my keepers. 

SprolesSomeBlounts Keepers:

QB - Mariota, M
RB - Crowell, I
WR - Bryant, D
R - Henry, D
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 31, 2017, 11:57:57 PM
I'll keep Russel Wilson and Doug Baldwin.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on September 01, 2017, 09:46:29 AM
Reminder:

Today is the deadline for posting keepers and announcing trades. If you don't post all four keepers here I will assign random players from your roster. If you don't have a rookie to keep you will be given Reno Mahe as per tradition.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on September 01, 2017, 02:38:18 PM
shtein, let me do that right now.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on September 01, 2017, 02:50:28 PM
Z, I messaged you on facebook.

Keepers:

QB- Tom "Long Dong" Brady
RB- Devonta "Long Dong" Freeman
WR- A.J. "Long Dong" Green
Rookie- Zeke "Tiny" Elliot
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on September 01, 2017, 04:20:41 PM
THawk's keepers. Feel free to point and laugh:
Wilson (QB)
Baldwin (WR)
Stewart (RB)
Kelley (R)
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 04, 2017, 10:36:54 AM
Still 1015 tonight?  None of you fargers are having a lest minute hysterectomy or anything, right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2017, 07:35:07 PM
Whether they are or not this shtein is on.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on September 04, 2017, 09:11:34 PM
I'm not complaining, especially this late in the game, but how does a 4-10 record in 2016, which is 8th best by the numbers, earn a 6th place finish?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2017, 09:29:22 PM
shtein you're totally right. Yahoo has the standings from last season in the wrong order, probably because it has a meaningless consolation playoff bracket or some shtein. I just tried to go in and change it but it's too close to the draft time. So really this is your fault for not checking until just now. See what I did there?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on September 04, 2017, 09:34:41 PM
Still has me as #1 overall pick, I tanked hard last season for that slot.

Totally forgot about this draft, tall blondes coming over at 10. We're still plowing. I wanna see how long I can ignore her before she leaves.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on September 04, 2017, 09:37:08 PM
I remember a time you could count on the commish. #makefantasiesgreatagain

But I agree it's my fault and a two slot difference isn't going to make a difference outside the 1st round.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on September 04, 2017, 09:38:42 PM
Still has me as #1 overall pick, I tanked hard last season for that slot.

Totally forgot about this draft, tall blondes coming over at 10. We're still plowing. I wanna see how long I can ignore her before she leaves.

If you're going to bang her for less than 15 minutes, you probably won't need to ignore her to get her to leave.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on September 04, 2017, 09:40:37 PM
Still has me as #1 overall pick, I tanked hard last season for that slot.

Totally forgot about this draft, tall blondes coming over at 10. We're still plowing. I wanna see how long I can ignore her before she leaves.

If you're going to bang her for less than 15 minutes, you probably won't need to ignore her to get her to leave.

Post of the year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on September 04, 2017, 09:47:16 PM
Why would any man need more than 15 minutes?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on September 04, 2017, 09:51:42 PM
Still has me as #1 overall pick, I tanked hard last season for that slot.

That's because we sucked so hard last year we didn't even make the consolation bracket.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on October 26, 2017, 11:28:20 PM
Ravens defense...straight cash homie 💵💵💵💵
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2017, 11:34:26 PM
And youíll still lose!
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on October 26, 2017, 11:50:36 PM
Not a chance
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2017, 12:39:44 AM
😧😧😧

We shall see. Youíre the Oilers in this situation.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on October 27, 2017, 12:47:02 AM
Carr ainít no Jim Kelly

Edit: It was the Eagles own OC Frank Reich not Kelly

nm
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on October 29, 2017, 04:10:06 PM
Time for the tank team to take the field
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 29, 2017, 04:54:29 PM
Not a chance

Hi
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on October 31, 2017, 01:43:03 PM
Iím disappointed that Jay didnít pimp out his team crushing SDís especially after the bullshtein that began early last week. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 31, 2017, 01:45:34 PM
lol I honestly forgot after I posted that Hi

Pimped that BAL defense and the Eagles nearly matched it

Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on October 31, 2017, 01:48:21 PM
My entire team is available for trade. Future picks only.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on October 31, 2017, 03:22:02 PM
My bullshtein luck with matches continues....4th highest scoring team, last place.

Whole team minus Carson is available. Send me offers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on November 02, 2017, 06:33:35 PM
AO1 check your pm
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on November 02, 2017, 06:47:49 PM
Trade proposed and accepted.

CACA-poopoos received Tyreek Hill this season, and AO1 gets Devonta Freeman next season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on November 02, 2017, 08:05:21 PM
Do we allow those types of trades?? Sheeeeit
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 02, 2017, 08:35:39 PM
I'm really excited to see Rusty's response to this. I mean, it's obviously going to be a no, I just don't know how creative of a no it'll be.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on November 02, 2017, 09:48:57 PM
VETO.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on November 02, 2017, 09:52:30 PM
When did this league become a democracy? Rome gets no VETO; this is a fleshpoptatorship
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on November 02, 2017, 10:19:42 PM
Specially when this exact trade went down a couple seasons ago when I traded with Phreak. He gave up Amari Cooper that season, I gave him Adrain Peterson start of the following season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on November 02, 2017, 10:35:24 PM
DOUBLE VETO. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 02, 2017, 10:41:37 PM
Specially when this exact trade went down a couple seasons ago when I traded with Phreak. He gave up Amari Cooper that season, I gave him Adrain Peterson start of the following season.

Seriously?  I don't remember that at all, but I've honestly never heard of this type of trade before. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on November 02, 2017, 10:53:36 PM
Thatís because itís bullshtein.  I mean I donít care one way or another but itís more fun to say VETO than not, so...
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on November 03, 2017, 02:21:36 AM
Dare ya to say it again.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on November 03, 2017, 08:13:15 AM
It.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on November 03, 2017, 02:12:28 PM
I love you.

Rjs, please acknowledge trade so I can make a drop. Thanks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2017, 08:29:41 AM
Rosters have been updated you f'ing weirdos.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on November 07, 2017, 08:13:52 PM
League that Iím the commissioner, trade deadlines approaching:
Quote
Guys wanna trade then I over compensate & they still don't wanna do anything--atleast farging counter offer--Why say you wanna trade when you don't do anything?I'm offering Ajayi & any receiver for a farging RB--Are there better offers out there?Countet offer? farging nothing?Silence! I've been trying to trade in this league for 4 years and I always hear farging crickets!I offer 2 guys that are doubling the 1 RB and they wanna hold onto it like a junkie with a bag of farging herion!We shouldn't even have a trade deadline

Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on November 07, 2017, 09:32:39 PM
LOL, that's some serious shtein!
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on November 07, 2017, 09:44:58 PM
Why would he want to trade Ajayi? I'd kick him out of the league
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on November 07, 2017, 09:54:06 PM
Why would he want to trade Ajayi? I'd kick him out of the league

He offered me Ajayi and one of either Alshon or Michael Thomas for Kareem Hunt and Mariota. God knows what he's sent other people.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on November 08, 2017, 08:24:24 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what herion is.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on November 08, 2017, 10:15:04 AM
If you do, get me some too, please. It's gotta be better than smack
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on November 28, 2017, 10:06:25 AM
How is draft order determined again? Should I bench Wentz and tank?!
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on November 28, 2017, 01:05:50 PM
How is draft order determined again? Should I bench Wentz and tank?!

Russell does a random selection on yahoo and it snakes.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2017, 01:59:54 PM
There are 4 playoff spots for the top 4 teams. There are also 4 consolation playoff spots for the next 4 teams (5 - 8 ). Bottom 2 teams are done at the end of the reg season.

#1 pick goes to the team with worst record.
#2 pick goes to the team with 2nd worst record.
#3 pick goes to 7th place finisherbased on consolation bracket (basically the overall loser of the bracket)
#4 pick goes to 6th place (2nd loser in consolation bracket)
#5 pick goes to 5th place (3rd loser " " " ")
#6 pick goes to the consolation bracket "winner."
Picks 7 - 10 are also determined in the same manner.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2017, 02:03:59 PM
I don't know why we even have the consolation bracket, tbh.  I know in the past, I went from having the 3rd worst record (which would be #3 pick) to getting the #6 pick because my team won the consolation bracket....and I didn't even know it was a thing so I never checked my roster. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on November 28, 2017, 02:18:39 PM
There are 4 playoff spots for the top 4 teams. There are also 4 consolation playoff spots for the next 4 teams (5 - 8 ). Bottom 2 teams are done at the end of the reg season.

Wait what? I started the tank process early this season because I was stuck at the bottom. I'm currently in 8th. So technically I'm still alive?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on November 28, 2017, 02:19:51 PM
In years past I have ignored the consolation bracket. I intended to ignore it again this year but forgot and went with the yahoo-generated standings in reverse. Planning on ignoring it next year unless everyone has a sad about it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on November 28, 2017, 03:27:04 PM
Can you tell me how I can access the consolation bracket because I don't know what you're talking about. Please let me know how to log in while you're at it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2017, 03:39:12 PM
There are 4 playoff spots for the top 4 teams. There are also 4 consolation playoff spots for the next 4 teams (5 - 8 ). Bottom 2 teams are done at the end of the reg season.

Wait what? I started the tank process early this season because I was stuck at the bottom. I'm currently in 8th. So technically I'm still alive?

No. You suck and your season is probably done unless you're excited about the possibility of finishing in 5th place with an 8th place record.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on November 28, 2017, 03:47:09 PM
How does the consolation work exactly?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on November 28, 2017, 03:49:38 PM
They're meaningless playoff matchups that do nothing other than potentially ruin your draft position next season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2017, 04:02:28 PM
Playoffs:

#1 vs #4
#2 vs #3

Winner #1/#4 vs Winner #2/#3 for 1st and 2nd place overall (10th and 9th draft pick).
Loser #1/#4 vs Loser #2/#3 for 3rd and 4th place overall (8th and 7th draft pick)


Consoloation:

#5 vs #8
#6 vs #7

Winner #5/#8 vs Winner #6/#7 for 5th and 6th place overall (6th and 5th draft pick).
Loser #5/#8 vs Loser #6/#7 for 7th and 8th place overall (4th and 3rd draft pick).

Done:

#9 (2nd draft pick)
#10 (1st draft pick)

So if you finish the regular season in 8th place, you could potentially win the consolation round and finish in 5th place, which gives you a lower draft pick next year.  I guess it's no big deal when you're playing in a non-keeper league that resets draft positions every year, but it probably has no business in keeper/dynasty type leagues like this one. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2017, 04:03:50 PM
Can you tell me how I can access the consolation bracket because I don't know what you're talking about. Please let me know how to log in while you're at it.

I wrote down very detailed instructions on how to log in.  They're in your mom's cavernous vadge.  Go fetch. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on November 28, 2017, 04:17:17 PM
Tank you

Trust the process
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on November 28, 2017, 05:25:57 PM
So long story short, I should bench Wentz and all my good players?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on November 28, 2017, 06:09:27 PM
So long story short, I should bench Wentz and all my good players?

You could do that for sure, but in a league where everyone gets four keepers getting the first pick isn't always that valuable. Sometimes a stacked team needs to let go of a top player, but if the GM is smart they'll usually try to trade before that happens. It's rare that any of the top 10 players are available at the draft and usually there are only 2-3 top 20 players. The round-after-round improvement in draft position might have some value but it's usually better just to not suck at life and do a good job drafting. For reference check every draft I've put together since I joined this league.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Munson on November 28, 2017, 06:29:08 PM
Hah, true. And rookies are valued pretty high considering it's basically a dynasty league.

Thanks for getting hurt, Dalvin Cook :boo
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on December 18, 2017, 03:19:41 PM
hbionic can't catch a fargin' break in this league.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on December 18, 2017, 04:58:23 PM
Is he out? I get Devontae Freeman as my keeper from his team next season. I traded him Tyreek Hill.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on December 18, 2017, 05:23:09 PM
My not-very-good team took a giant dump on him. I've got 130+ points with my QB and a WR still to go tonight.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on December 18, 2017, 05:54:25 PM
My not-very-good team took a giant dump on him. I've got 130+ points with my QB and a WR still to go tonight.

Didnít you win last season? Iím calling shenanigans
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on December 18, 2017, 07:07:26 PM
Bullshtein.

Another one and done.

Muther farger.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on December 18, 2017, 11:31:08 PM
My not-very-good team took a giant dump on him. I've got 130+ points with my QB and a WR still to go tonight.

Didnít you win last season? Iím calling shenanigans

Yep I won last season with maybe the most dominant ff team Iíve ever had. LeíVeon Bell, David Johnson, Odell Beckham, Mike Evans... it was sick. This year Iíve cobbled it together with wavier wire trash. My QB keeper is no longer on my roster and my RB keeper is on the IR. No worries, still in the finals.

Oh, and I have Phreakís first round pick next year. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Ha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on December 18, 2017, 11:47:53 PM
My keepers for next season:

Devante Freeman
Julio canít catch a god damn pass in the second half Jones
Andrew the shoulder Luck
Mike Williams

Championship team in the making
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on December 19, 2017, 09:15:13 AM
Well you're literally 8 months too early to be announcing your keepers so I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on December 26, 2017, 12:17:44 PM
I had no business winning this thing.

Paypal Me (http://paypal.me/MattSchwarzendruber)

Paid
SD - if he can't be 1st in the league, at least he was first to pay
hbionic
Zanshin
Rome
rjs

Not Paid
SunMo
PhillyPhreak
Munson
Sarge
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on December 26, 2017, 01:26:16 PM
Paid

Just a reminder. I get Freeman from bionic ( this is a note to myself for next season)
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on December 27, 2017, 10:55:51 AM
Paid.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on December 27, 2017, 12:14:31 PM
Paid and I left a lovely note too.

farger.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on December 27, 2017, 12:48:19 PM
It didn't make any sense. My team is the best in the history of fantasy sports
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on December 27, 2017, 03:23:42 PM
Paid, you filthy animal.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on January 10, 2018, 02:18:45 PM
Nobody ever had any doubt on who was going to win

Paypal Me (http://paypal.me/MattSchwarzendruber)

Paid
SD - if he can't be 1st in the league, at least he was first to pay
hbionic
Zanshin
Rome
rjs
Munson

Not Paid
SunMo
PhillyPhreak
Sarge

Updated
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 28, 2018, 09:47:30 PM
Oops

Iíll send this week my bad
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on January 29, 2018, 06:39:08 PM
Awesome! Before the championship game, I was like "man, after my team beats Harry Potter, I hope people take so long to pay that I forget they owe me money." Thanks to you, Sargent Sassypants, and SunMo for making championship dreams come true.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on January 31, 2018, 12:17:50 PM
It's because they know you're gonna lose their money on hookers. So, keeping it is probably a better investment idea.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on February 12, 2018, 10:23:30 PM
I bet if the Eagles won this championship, you would have paid them by now
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on February 15, 2018, 08:32:43 AM

Paypal Me (http://paypal.me/MattSchwarzendruber)

Paid
SD - if he can't be 1st in the league, at least he was first to pay
hbionic
Zanshin
Rome
rjs
Munson
PhillyPhreak

Not Paid
SunMo
Sarge

Updated

Only two deadbeat dads left!
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Zanshin on February 15, 2018, 09:53:32 AM
Haven't seen SunMo around on here. Might want to try him on Facebook or something.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on February 15, 2018, 10:00:51 AM
Holy shtein, really?   Come on, fellas. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on February 15, 2018, 10:06:29 AM
Sunnyís broke...too many tatts
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on February 15, 2018, 10:10:50 AM
Haven't seen SunMo around on here. Might want to try him on Facebook or something.

I'm not going to facestalk somebody over 25 dollars
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: SunMo on February 15, 2018, 11:06:11 AM
farg all you farging funholes...I PAY MY BILLS  i was just waiting for rusty to remind me. 

how much?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: SunMo on February 15, 2018, 11:06:25 AM
btw...EAGLES WON THE SUPER BOWL GUYS
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: SunMo on February 15, 2018, 11:12:30 AM
and... paid

back to my real life

hate you all
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on February 15, 2018, 11:14:26 AM
btw...EAGLES WON THE SUPER BOWL GUYS

YES!! can't hear that shtein enough
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on February 15, 2018, 11:16:54 AM
Paypal Me (http://paypal.me/MattSchwarzendruber)

Paid
SD - if he can't be 1st in the league, at least he was first to pay
hbionic
Zanshin
Rome
rjs
Munson
PhillyPhreak
SunMo

Not Paid
Sarge

Updated

Sarge, if you'd prefer, you can pay me with the pelts from the squaw killed
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2018, 10:17:10 AM
Hey jerks, do we want to do this or are we done here?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 09, 2018, 10:50:19 AM
In

Jerk
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Rome on August 09, 2018, 11:52:59 AM
Iím in. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 09, 2018, 01:10:30 PM
Didn't I win it? Either way, IN
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: hbionic on August 09, 2018, 01:36:32 PM
In. No witty follow up, just in.

*That's what all your moms said.

Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2018, 02:19:50 PM
Ugh, fine. That's over half of the league. Who are we missing?

Sunny, Sarge and... who? Munson? Was he in this stupid league that I usually win?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2018, 02:24:31 PM
Wait, that isn't everyone. I forgot about phreak and Z. Whatever. I'll send an email from the league site and we'll start the annual process of stupid trade proposals shortly.
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 09, 2018, 02:29:17 PM
Snaking draft?
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: Tomahawk on August 09, 2018, 03:17:28 PM
Paypal Me (http://paypal.me/MattSchwarzendruber)

Paid
SD - if he can't be 1st in the league, at least he was first to pay
hbionic
Zanshin
Rome
rjs
Munson
PhillyPhreak
SunMo

Not Paid
Sarge

Updated

Sarge, if you'd prefer, you can pay me with the pelts from the squaw killed

Pay me, Sarge!
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: AO1 on August 09, 2018, 03:35:12 PM
Paid

Just a reminder. I get Freeman from bionic ( this is a note to myself for next season)

Other keepers:
Julio
Luck
Mike Williams

Team blows
Title: Re: Keeper League 17
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2018, 03:36:46 PM
Post it in the new thread, smart stuff.