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Title: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 10, 2007, 09:28:23 PM
They're crazy.  farging nutso.  Something wrong with them. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Quasimoto on June 10, 2007, 10:16:56 PM
Should eat, cook and clean.  All day.  Everyday. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 10, 2007, 10:37:41 PM
Hahaahhhahaahahahahaa. Someone bet on the wrong horse.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 10, 2007, 10:41:23 PM
On balance, I think they're worth it.  But Jesus farg the calculation is close.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on June 10, 2007, 10:43:15 PM
AMEN brotha, AMEN!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 10, 2007, 10:44:40 PM
What the hell is wrong with these people?  They have vaginas so they're crazy? Every farging one of them?  Jesus Christ, it's a goddamned nightmare.  Really it is.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on June 10, 2007, 11:04:38 PM
they have estrogen and its like rage when its flowing. anything living is unsafe. its even better when the only days out of the month they are nice to you is after they bleed. the week before is like the apocalypse is happening and your why.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 11, 2007, 12:52:53 AM
Hahaahhhahaahahahahaa. Someone bet on the wrong horse.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, though.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on June 11, 2007, 04:47:42 AM
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, though.

Nice one Freddie. (it could have been anyone, but that quote is hilarious).
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on June 11, 2007, 10:38:57 AM
In other news, the sky is blue.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 11, 2007, 11:18:38 AM
A stupid joke is needed so here goes:

A guy is running on the beach when he stumbles upon an old vase, he picks it up and a Genie comes out saying he can have 1 wish. So he wishes for a bridge from his house to Hawaii. The Genie says "not possible, wish for something else", so the man says "I'd like to understand women". The Genie looks at him and his house and says how many lanes would you like the bridge?

Badum ching!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 11, 2007, 11:40:54 AM
Man: whats wrong?

Woman: nothing.

Man goes about his business because woman has told him nothing is wrong and then woman proceeds to get mad because man supposedly doesn't care about what is wrong with woman.

I love when that happens.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on June 11, 2007, 11:49:14 AM
Woman: Should I wear the red dress or the blue one?

Man: Wear the red one.

Woman: I think I'll wear the blue one.

Man: WHY THE FARG DID YOU ASK ME, THEN??
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Magical_Retard on June 11, 2007, 01:41:28 PM


AND WHAT IS WITH THEM ALWAYS BEING LATE? i swear i can call like in increments....it goes like this usually:

me: ill be there in 1 hr
her: ok im already ready

...30 min later...

me: ok so yeah ill be there in 30 min
her: cool

....20 min later...

me: ok im on the road and ill be at ur place in 10 min come down when i call  you
her: ok

....10 min later...

me: im outside where are you?
her: on my way out

...10 min later...

me: your still not out!
her: ok ok just a min

...5 min later when she has come and we are driving...

her: why arent you talking? what are you thinking about? dont be grumpy. you never talk or share your feelings
me: someone shoot me
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on June 11, 2007, 02:09:26 PM
haha, so true. i hate that!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 11, 2007, 10:27:48 PM
Her thoughts:

He seemed out of sorts when he came to bed tonight.  I asked him what was bothering him and he shrugged and got in bed.  Every time I tried to get him to talk he didn't want to.  Instead he just wanted to watch tv.  Is he getting sick of me?  I began to kiss his him and he rolled me over and farged me and then rolled back over and went to sleep without saying a word.  Has he found someone else?  Am I getting fat?  Is there something wrong with me? 

His thoughts:

Today sucked.  Eagles lost.  Got laid though. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2007, 02:26:22 PM
So yeah..I got married.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 21, 2007, 02:28:47 PM
So yeah..I got married.
your farging kidding right  :-D  If not man congrats, and welcome to hell
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on September 21, 2007, 02:28:51 PM
I know you won't take this in the spirit in which it's offered but congratulations just the same, Dio.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on September 21, 2007, 02:30:13 PM
honestly, we should all give him smart ass "nobody cares" comments, because that's what he would do

but congrats

may your first child, be a....

farg it, please don't have kids
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on September 21, 2007, 02:30:31 PM
idiot
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2007, 02:31:43 PM
Thank you.

Yeah, I really did it. 

Now maybe this thread makes a little more sense.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2007, 02:32:25 PM
idiot

We watched like 10 episodes of the Wire on our short, humble little honeymoon.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 21, 2007, 02:35:12 PM
Justice of the peace if I remember correctly. Either way congrats.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2007, 02:37:06 PM
farging women.  They get you to do the dumbest shtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on September 21, 2007, 03:44:37 PM
not really weakling.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Wingspan on September 21, 2007, 03:47:07 PM
So yeah..I got married.

Way to stick to your guns! Hoyda.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Father Demon on September 21, 2007, 04:24:34 PM
I thought you had banned yourself again the last few days -- was actually wondering "Where's Dio?"   :-D

Congrats, dude.  It only gets worse from here.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 21, 2007, 05:14:26 PM
farging women.  They get you to do the dumbest shtein.

storks coming soon with baby dio
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2007, 05:20:40 PM
Congrats Dio. :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 21, 2007, 06:07:21 PM
So yeah..I got married.

Poor woman...

Seriously, congrats, Dio.  May the marriage be a long and happy one.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: methdeez on September 21, 2007, 06:25:02 PM
Women:
Should run the world.
I think there would be a lot less death, greed and destruction.
I mean, it would suck for men, but what can you do?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 06:55:10 PM
Start watching Everybody Loves Raymond - it'll make a lot more sense now.

Oh, and what the farg were you thinking.  Already done this twice, hasn't worked out so good.  Dumbass.

EDIT:  Hope you didn't do this for the nookie.....
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2007, 07:28:47 PM
Thanks y'all.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 21, 2007, 07:44:00 PM
Cram it, attention whore. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 21, 2007, 08:13:14 PM
Start watching Everybody Loves Raymond - it'll make a lot more sense now.

That is the worst show on television and if that's what marriage were actually like I can guarantee that no one would ever get married or tell anyone else to get married. What a farging nightmare.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 08:16:31 PM
Not everyone lives across the street from their folks.

Other than that, it's pretty spot on.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 21, 2007, 08:17:22 PM
That makes me feel genuinely bad for you. No bullshtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 08:21:46 PM
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:bMhz6fFqmdB2mM:http://videodetective.com/photos/014/000613_32.jpg)

Oh, now, you just wait a minute, boy.  Don't you dare talk to me about pity.  I don't need it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 21, 2007, 08:24:18 PM
You are winning ghoulpool, though.  Bonus!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 21, 2007, 08:24:47 PM
Not everyone lives across the street from their folks.

Other than that, it's pretty spot on.

It's also a spot on representation the relationship between Italian mothers and their youngest born son.  I know.  I'm Raymond.  
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 08:26:29 PM
Me too.
And the only thing closer than my Mom to Marie, is my Dad to Frank.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 21, 2007, 08:32:23 PM
Me too.
And the only thing closer than my Mom to Marie, is my Dad to Frank.

My mom's not a short pudgy woman but she acts just like her.  For about half of the time that I was married we lived about 3 miles from my mom and she was constantly bringing food over (because she didn't think my ex could cook) and always criticizing the way my ex kept up the house (which was actually warranted).  She'd show up unannounced and always had snide little comments for my ex.  And of course, I could do no wrong.  I love it. 

I love it even more now that I'm 1100 miles away.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 21, 2007, 08:35:11 PM
Whenever the ladyfriend nags me about ANYTHING, even shtein that I completely ask for and deserve, it gets my hackles up. I can't imagine being in a relationship where the only form of communication is nagging and whining. farg that.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 08:37:49 PM
Turn gay.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 21, 2007, 08:42:24 PM
Are you saying that you're gay and that's why you can understand and relate to Everybody Loves Raymond?

Seems like an odd way to come out.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 09:55:18 PM
Unfortunately I chose to stick with women.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 21, 2007, 10:19:38 PM
Congrats Dio.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 21, 2007, 10:31:13 PM
Yeah, I've stuck with women too, and I would rather shoot myself in the head than be stuck in a relationship like the one on that show. farging hell.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on September 23, 2007, 04:42:22 PM
CONGRATES
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 23, 2007, 04:47:09 PM
thanks
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Magical_Retard on October 16, 2007, 12:57:36 AM
if you dont mind me asking how old are you dio?

a lot of buddies of mine are getting married or really wanting to get married and it freaks me out. im 24 and seemingly everyone around me is all into it.

i dont get it...i cant stand women except for the fact that im attracted to them to no end. i just never see myself being mature enough to be married.

but yeah congrats!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on October 16, 2007, 06:30:54 AM
33.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 16, 2007, 07:26:06 AM
i dont get it...i cant stand women except for the fact that im attracted to them to no end.

Try being married for 20+ years. The attraction never goes away; you just learn to sublimate it.

I don't know how I missed this thread the past couple of weeks...but congrats, Dio.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 16, 2007, 07:39:52 AM
I got hitched when I was 24.  At the time it seemed like a fun thing to do.  We've been married for 18 years and probably 95% of that time has been great and of the remaining 5% it's been mostly okay.  We've never had any serious problems other than shortly after our child was born (Postpartum Depression is a nightmare for all concerned).

I got lucky in that my wife likes the same sort of things I do.  She likes the same kind of music, movies, and she even likes sports which is a bonus.  Come to think of it, I got way lucky, far more than she did, actually.  That's the key, IMO.  Find someone who likes the same things as you do.  If there's less disagreement about the petty things in life, the serious things should be easier to manage.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 16, 2007, 07:57:27 AM
I got married at 24 also, we were the first of all of our friends to get married.  I would do it again, its now been 2 1/2 years of marriage, 7 years together,  like Rome we have a lot alike but enough differences to not piss eachother off
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Feva on October 16, 2007, 08:16:43 AM
I got married at 27.  3 and a half years later... every once in a while, Mrs. Feva takes my testicles out of her purse and lets me play with them.

I'm happy.  Truly, I am. 

Especially happy since I found out that my wedding ring has magical powers.  Apparently... it has the power to attract large amounts of young, hot and promiscuous women towards me just so I can be reminded that I can have nothing to do with them.

AND... I have 1 (soon to be 2) whining, hard headed, fecal matter playing with sons to eat up any time I would even think about taking for myself.


Yup.  Happiest I've ever been.



Congrats, Dio!!!!!!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 16, 2007, 08:29:37 AM
Especially happy since I found out that my wedding ring has magical powers.  Apparently... it has the power to attract large amounts of young, hot and promiscuous women towards me just so I can be reminded that I can have nothing to do with them.
That is the truth.  You would think its the opposite, but it brings out the slut in women
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on October 16, 2007, 08:36:13 AM
I got married when I was 25, after dating my wife for five years, and it's been great.  Couldn't stand Everyone Loves Raymond, and couldn't identify with it. Never understood why people loved that show. (for better or worse, I found that the early years of King of Queens was closer to it.)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 16, 2007, 08:55:09 AM
SunMo got married at 13 after he knocked up his now-wife when they were both 12.  He's my hero.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2007, 09:12:04 AM
Got married when I was 20 because I was stupid and knocked up a whore.  Divorced at 24 because I got smart.  Sometimes though I still wear my wedding ring out because, as Feva mentioned, it brings out teh sluts.   
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 16, 2007, 01:22:24 PM
Find someone who likes the same things as you do.  If there's less disagreement about the petty things in life, the serious things should be easier to manage.

True. I got married at 23 (and a half). There are always different interests between us, but there is a mutual respect for each other that lets us tolerate some of those differences...so it's all good.

BTW, we had our children early - one a year after marrying, and the other 3 years later. Now that both kids are in college, we're relatively young empty nesters, and we're looking forward to enjoying the rest of life without little ones around.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 16, 2007, 02:00:07 PM
I hear this argument all the time from people who have kids young. That they wanted to enjoy their post-kids years while they were relatively young. I can NOT get behind that.

I want to enjoy my life while I'm young enough and healthy enough and good looking enough and my liver is still in good enough shape to do whatever the hell I want to do. Why waste the best years of your life chasing little brats around and missing out on fun. Going on cruises and playing shuffleboard will never replace an impromptu trip to Amsterdam or a last minute Vegas/New Orleans trip while you're still young enough to actually stay up past midnight.

Women have an excuse, they're bodies are all farged up and have problems after a certain age. Men have no excuse, other than making their wives happy. And that's gay.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 16, 2007, 02:11:40 PM
I didn't want anything to do with children in my 20's.  We had a blast living our lives those first ten years, and to be totally honest, I never wanted to have any kids.  My wife got into her mid-30's and it became sort of a priority for her, so I went along with it.

I can say without reservation that it's the best decision I've ever had made for me.    We had a great life before she came along but she's made our lives infinitely better overall.

I am glad that we waited until we were in our mid-30's though.  It was the right decision for us.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on October 16, 2007, 02:24:15 PM

I can say without reservation that it's the best decision I've ever had made for me.   

couldn't agree more

(http://studentorgs.vanderbilt.edu/free/boy.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 16, 2007, 02:50:05 PM
I hear this argument all the time from people who have kids young. That they wanted to enjoy their post-kids years while they were relatively young. I can NOT get behind that.

Hey...to each his own. I didn't intend it so much as an argument as a statement of where I am today.


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I want to enjoy my life while I'm young enough and healthy enough and good looking enough and my liver is still in good enough shape to do whatever the hell I want to do. Why waste the best years of your life chasing little brats around and missing out on fun. Going on cruises and playing shuffleboard will never replace an impromptu trip to Amsterdam or a last minute Vegas/New Orleans trip while you're still young enough to actually stay up past midnight.

I'm far from geriatric, my friend. I can do what I want, and now I have both the means and the opportunity to do that kind of stuff. I did just get back from a "guy's trip" to Iceland, and that was a month after a trip to Cancun. So don't put me in the nursing home just yet.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 16, 2007, 02:52:01 PM
Too late. I already put you in the nursing home. The lowest class I could find. Take that!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 16, 2007, 03:04:34 PM
Do they allow porn in a nursing home?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 16, 2007, 03:24:11 PM
I bet they do. And they promote wrinkly gang bangs.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 16, 2007, 07:32:56 PM
I kind of went both ways.  Got married at 22, but waited until my 30s to have children.

I have, quite simply, the best wife in the entire world.  How she puts up with me, I'll never know.

I also agree with Romey that  I was quite happy without children, and I believed myself to be far too selfish to be a dad.  But, just over four years after my son's birth, I couldn't ask for better kids.

Now that I have a daughter, though, I'm investing in a shotgun.  Damn horndogs.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 16, 2007, 07:42:20 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 16, 2007, 08:21:59 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2007, 08:45:48 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

I had my suspicions when he kept pm'ing me pics of Daniel Craig accompanied by a few dozen droolie smilies. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on October 16, 2007, 09:31:32 PM
Speaking of women, there is a chance one could be our next president.

(http://blog.clickz.com/hillaryclinton.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 16, 2007, 09:34:05 PM
Hit.

And I mean hit literally.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 16, 2007, 10:05:31 PM
Speaking of women, there is a chance one could be our next president.

(http://blog.clickz.com/hillaryclinton.jpg)

Way too easy, I can't take the bait even though I should.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 16, 2007, 10:11:23 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

I had my suspicions when he kept pm'ing me pics of Daniel Craig accompanied by a few dozen droolie smilies. 

Stop projecting your homoerotic fantasies on me.  Save them for your recruits.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 17, 2007, 07:47:42 AM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
:-D, now your a gay pirate?

Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 17, 2007, 08:36:20 AM
I don't know about you guys but I just can't get over how OLD Susq is. Jesus. How do you even get to be that old?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 17, 2007, 04:39:21 PM
I don't know about you guys but I just can't get over how OLD Susq is. Jesus. How do you even get to be that old?

Time and patience.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: NGM on October 17, 2007, 05:11:40 PM
My "new" woman gets free tickets to Eagles, Flyers, and Phillies games (strangely no Sixers).  In fact, I was at the Flyers game last night.  I might have to keep this one for awhile. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 17, 2007, 07:03:19 PM
I don't know about you guys but I just can't get over how OLD Susq is. Jesus. How do you even get to be that old?

Don't worry about it.  You'll never make it out of your 30's.  If you're lucky. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Wingspan on October 17, 2007, 07:09:42 PM
My "new" woman gets free tickets to Eagles, Flyers, and Phillies games (strangely no Sixers).  In fact, I was at the Flyers game last night.  I might have to keep this one for awhile. 

You will pay dearly for those tickets.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 17, 2007, 07:26:01 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
:-D, now your a gay pirate?



You Pavlovianesque reflexive responses not only show your proclivity towards homoeroticism, but also leave you sounding freighteningly like mussa.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 17, 2007, 07:34:52 PM
Golly Geo, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 17, 2007, 07:58:30 PM
Golly Geo, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore. 

You Pavlovianesque reflexive responses not only show your proclivity towards homoeroticism, but also leave you sounding freighteningly like mussa.

 ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 17, 2007, 08:06:43 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
:-D, now your a gay pirate?



You Pavlovianesque reflexive responses not only show your proclivity towards homoeroticism, but also leave you sounding freighteningly like mussa.
i have no idea what the P word is, must have missed that in school  ;D 

Sarge with the impressive followup. 

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 17, 2007, 08:17:55 PM
I don't know about you guys but I just can't get over how OLD Susq is. Jesus. How do you even get to be that old?

He's not really that old.  He's actually only 26 but he's lived a hard mothafargin' 26 years.

Hookers, blow, Dioxin... you know, the usual.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 17, 2007, 08:29:40 PM
Don't worry about it.  You'll never make it out of your 30's.  If you're lucky. 

And if we are, as well.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 17, 2007, 08:30:16 PM
Hookers, blow, Dioxin... you know, the usual.

And that was all before noon.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 17, 2007, 08:41:54 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
:-D, now your a gay pirate?



You Pavlovianesque reflexive responses not only show your proclivity towards homoeroticism, but also leave you sounding freighteningly like mussa.
i have no idea what the P word is, must have missed that in school  ;D 

Sarge with the impressive followup. 



You are attending college classes, no?  You've never heard of Pavlov's experiments (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlovian)?

And if Sarge's effort is "impressive," no wonder this country is losing in Iraq.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 17, 2007, 08:50:18 PM
Oh, damn...   :-D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 17, 2007, 08:58:01 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
:-D, now your a gay pirate?



You Pavlovianesque reflexive responses not only show your proclivity towards homoeroticism, but also leave you sounding freighteningly like mussa.
i have no idea what the P word is, must have missed that in school  ;D 

Sarge with the impressive followup. 




You are attending college classes, no?  You've never heard of Pavlov's experiments (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlovian)?

And if Sarge's effort is "impressive," no wonder this country is losing in Iraq.
Geo, Im praying for a hurricane to hit naples right now.  (http://www.whatboyswant.com/Images/Smilies/(moon).gif)

No college yet, i have 2 years in, just have to get going again, but i was a psyche major.  The wife is finishing her masters up right now in speech.  She's the teacher Preschool Special Ed person, i have no idea how she does it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on October 17, 2007, 09:01:20 PM
It's easier for her to communicate with the retards than with you, that's how she does it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 17, 2007, 09:03:06 PM
It's easier for her to communicate with the retards than with you, that's how she does it.
Glock meet DIO, DIO meet Glock
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 17, 2007, 09:08:26 PM
No college yet, i have 2 years in, just have to get going again, but i was a psyche major.  The wife is finishing her masters up right now in speech.  She's the teacher Preschool Special Ed person, i have no idea how she does it.

Our school became an SB school this year.  I can't exactly remember what politically-correct term SB stands for, but it used to be called Emotionally Handicapped.  For a reason.

We have a few kids "mainstreamed" in the regular curriculum, but I have no idea how the full-time teachers do it, either.  I actually love teaching middle school, but I would be in jail within the year if I had all SB classes.  I'd kill one of the little bastiches.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 17, 2007, 09:22:31 PM
No college yet, i have 2 years in, just have to get going again, but i was a psyche major.  The wife is finishing her masters up right now in speech.  She's the teacher Preschool Special Ed person, i have no idea how she does it.

Our school became an SB school this year.  I can't exactly remember what politically-correct term SB stands for, but it used to be called Emotionally Handicapped.  For a reason.

We have a few kids "mainstreamed" in the regular curriculum, but I have no idea how the full-time teachers do it, either.  I actually love teaching middle school, but I would be in jail within the year if I had all SB classes.  I'd kill one of the little bastiches.
Maryland is "Inclusive", and it makes no sense when 60percent of the class has special needs.  I understand the concept, but when you have children so severe as my wife has "Failure to Thrive", it makes no sense to take away from the rest of the children
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on October 18, 2007, 01:12:33 AM
GFYS


all ya's
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 18, 2007, 07:55:03 AM
Don't worry about it.  You'll never make it out of your 30's.  If you're lucky. 

And if we are, as well.

So damn old.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 18, 2007, 12:53:43 PM
The wife is finishing her masters up right now in speech.  She's the teacher Preschool Special Ed person, i have no idea how she does it.

My wife is in that field, as well. She teaches mostly CP, autistic, and the like. It was quite interesting as she worked on her masters.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 18, 2007, 02:25:40 PM
Yes, please:

Quote
Gabrielle Union's got a li'l infatuation... with Eva Mendes. "She's so hot, right?" said the "Daddy's Little Girls" star, no slouch herself, at Marquee Monday night. "We're good friends, but I have to say I do have a girl-crush on her!"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 18, 2007, 02:39:21 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
:-D, now your a gay pirate?



You Pavlovianesque reflexive responses not only show your proclivity towards homoeroticism, but also leave you sounding freighteningly like mussa.
i have no idea what the P word is, must have missed that in school  ;D 

Sarge with the impressive followup. 



You are attending college classes, no?  You've never heard of Pavlov's experiments (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlovian)?

And if Sarge's effort is "impressive," no wonder this country is losing in Iraq.

If you didn't recognize that line from Blazzing Saddles then I'm going to start throwing grenAIDS at you. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 18, 2007, 02:40:40 PM
Yes, please:

Quote
Gabrielle Union's got a li'l infatuation... with Eva Mendes. "She's so hot, right?" said the "Daddy's Little Girls" star, no slouch herself, at Marquee Monday night. "We're good friends, but I have to say I do have a girl-crush on her!"

Sure she does.  It's not like she's making a statement like that to draw attention to herself or anything.

PS: I'd be happy to see them lick each other's poopers.   :drool

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 18, 2007, 03:05:51 PM
I kind of went both ways. 
Geo, we never knew. 

Hardee Har Har!  bastich.
:-D, now your a gay pirate?



You Pavlovianesque reflexive responses not only show your proclivity towards homoeroticism, but also leave you sounding freighteningly like mussa.
i have no idea what the P word is, must have missed that in school  ;D 

Sarge with the impressive followup. 



You are attending college classes, no?  You've never heard of Pavlov's experiments (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlovian)?

And if Sarge's effort is "impressive," no wonder this country is losing in Iraq.

If you didn't recognize that line from Blazzing Saddles then I'm going to start throwing grenAIDS at you. 
:-D 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Wingspan on October 18, 2007, 03:14:29 PM
If you didn't recognize that line from Blazzing Saddles then I'm going to start throwing grenAIDS at you. 

thats the first aids crack that got me to chuckle in quite a while.

Gold star.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 18, 2007, 04:01:53 PM
Yes, please:

Quote
Gabrielle Union's got a li'l infatuation... with Eva Mendes. "She's so hot, right?" said the "Daddy's Little Girls" star, no slouch herself, at Marquee Monday night. "We're good friends, but I have to say I do have a girl-crush on her!"

Skeet, skeet, skeet

Eva Mendes has overtaken Salma as my #1
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 18, 2007, 05:22:55 PM
I'd like to see Eva Mendes & Rosario Dawson locked in scissors action.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 19, 2007, 08:53:20 AM
I'd actually probably rather get freaky with Gabrielle Union than Rosario.  Either one would be a nice view, though.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: methdeez on October 24, 2007, 04:30:56 PM
Giada's pretty hot for an italian broad, which might be the most overrated nationality ever.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 25, 2007, 03:37:01 PM
Halle Berry with pregnancy boobies (http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/10/25/D8SGETE81/D8SGETE81.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 25, 2007, 03:59:59 PM
My new girl, daughter of well-to-do catholic parents, likes to drop the C word. I myself have even had this world hurled viciously in my direction when I do something that angers her.

I gotta say it's pretty awesome. :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Father Demon on October 25, 2007, 04:13:13 PM
Sounds like a Keeper!    :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on October 25, 2007, 05:37:04 PM
Agreed.  There's just nothing like a foul-mouthed underclass superstitious slut to round out the good life.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 25, 2007, 06:56:37 PM
Agreed.  There's just nothing like a foul-mouthed underclass superstitious slut to round out the good life.

Amen.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2007, 07:24:44 PM
(http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/10/25/image3411483.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 25, 2007, 07:34:13 PM
I post a picture of Halle Berry's huge boobs, and we're talking about Munson's girlfriend calling him a cvnt.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 25, 2007, 07:45:08 PM
I post a picture of Halle Berry's huge boobs, and we're talking about Munson's girlfriend calling him a cvnt.

Halle Berry could be the most overrated woman in history.

Gimmie some Jessica Beil.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: methdeez on October 25, 2007, 07:52:33 PM
I post a picture of Halle Berry's huge boobs, and we're talking about Munson's girlfriend calling him a cvnt.

Halle Berry could be the most overrated woman in history.

Gimmie some Jessica Beil.

Ok:
(http://www.mdcbowen.org/cobb/archives/beil.jpg)

Have fun thinking about her now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2007, 07:46:26 AM
I post a picture of Halle Berry's huge boobs, and we're talking about Munson's girlfriend calling him a cvnt.

Halle Berry could be the most overrated woman in history.

Die.  Die fast.  Die Now.

Die, you gay, blind, seashell motherfarger.  Die.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2007, 08:42:39 AM
Die, you gay, blind, seashell motherfarger.  Die.

ha

(http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/10/25/image3411483.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on October 26, 2007, 09:14:45 AM
that just makes me thirsty
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2007, 09:27:25 AM
Die, you gay, blind, seashell motherfarger.  Die.

ha

(http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/10/25/image3411483.jpg)

Good lord.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 26, 2007, 09:41:24 AM
I post a picture of Halle Berry's huge boobs, and we're talking about Munson's girlfriend calling him a cvnt.

Halle Berry could be the most overrated woman in history.


You might be the dumbest person in the history of time.  I mean, you're dumb like Ray Romano is unfunny.  You're stupid like Andy Reid is fat.  You're retarded like Steven Hawking is wheelchair bound.

Please, for the love of almighty God, Munson, SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on October 26, 2007, 10:41:57 AM
momma
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 26, 2007, 10:53:32 AM
I post a picture of Halle Berry's huge boobs, and we're talking about Munson's girlfriend calling him a cvnt.

Halle Berry could be the most overrated woman in history.

No wonder your "girl" calls you a c\/nt all the time. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 26, 2007, 01:10:45 PM
Nice stretch marks.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2007, 01:41:56 PM
So old.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 26, 2007, 01:44:01 PM
She's at the height of her sexual peak.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2007, 01:54:11 PM
there might not be a better looking woman ever again...certainly not in any of our lifetimes so just enjoy it while it lasts......haters
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2007, 02:12:07 PM
I was talking about Susq.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on October 26, 2007, 04:09:05 PM
Die, you gay, blind, seashell motherfarger.  Die.
(http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/10/25/image3411483.jpg)

ha

Wow! There ain't a better lookin' woman on the face of the Earth than her right now.

She has that glow, and a whole lot more!

Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on October 26, 2007, 04:11:29 PM
Did you mean: Are you experienced? 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 26, 2007, 04:33:51 PM
I post a picture of Halle Berry's huge boobs, and we're talking about Munson's girlfriend calling him a cvnt.

Halle Berry could be the most overrated woman in history.


You might be the dumbest person in the history of time.  I mean, you're dumb like Ray Romano is unfunny.  You're stupid like Andy Reid is fat.  You're retarded like Steven Hawking is wheelchair bound.

Please, for the love of almighty God, Munson, SHUT UP.


Halle Berry and her dike haircut can go die of old age now.

Beyonce > Halle Berry
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2007, 04:35:44 PM
You think both of them are stupid.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 26, 2007, 04:37:30 PM
You think both of them are stupid.

I think you're stupid.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2007, 04:41:38 PM
That's because you think I'm black.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 26, 2007, 05:40:09 PM
Die, you gay, blind, seashell motherfarger.  Die.

ha

(http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/10/25/image3411483.jpg)

Very attractive.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 26, 2007, 07:04:22 PM
That's because you think I'm black.

White is the new black. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 26, 2007, 07:13:45 PM
King Cole > Munson.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 26, 2007, 07:49:41 PM
King Cole > Munson.

That's like saying basic retardation > teh downs.   
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 26, 2007, 09:55:30 PM
Again, halle berry, she's alright. Kind of in the same boat as Jessica Alba. Attractive bitches, but not hot. That's all they'll ever be.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 27, 2007, 01:06:55 AM
I'm going to spend the entire weekend kicking you in the nuts until they either fall off or become an "inny."  Either way, you don't deserve to have them anymore. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 27, 2007, 10:59:44 AM
King Cole/reese > Munson.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 27, 2007, 06:45:09 PM
(http://www.megansafox.com/gallery/albums/fhm/megan_fox_fhm_november_3.jpg)

SITE (http://www.megansafox.com/)

Let's talk about Megan Fox, guys.  Who wants to see her suck on Halle's milkers?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on October 27, 2007, 06:46:11 PM
lets talk about your inability to post an image
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 27, 2007, 06:47:59 PM
Here's a few more pics to make up for my snafu (http://www.maximonline.com/Meganfox/girls_of_maxim/67.aspx?src=GM7070:MD)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 27, 2007, 07:29:38 PM
What's with all the tattoos?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2007, 07:35:52 PM
What's with all the tattoos?

Stop. Tattoo'ed bitches are fargin hot.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 27, 2007, 10:30:00 PM
http://www.ejb.com/video/17271/Booty_bounce.html (http://www.ejb.com/video/17271/Booty_bounce.html)  :drool
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 27, 2007, 11:02:59 PM
What's with all the tattoos?

Stop. Tattoo'ed bitches are fargin hot.

Not my taste.  Otherwise she's incredibly attractive.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 27, 2007, 11:21:51 PM
Megan Fox is ridiculous
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 28, 2007, 02:03:57 AM
Sorry that all of you are all over some 40+ year old overrated chick. Is she pretty? Yeah. But vastly overrated by you schmucks. She's. Not. That. Hot. Dyke haircuts always get a  :boo from me.

(http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/beyonce-knowles-birthday-9-4-07.jpg)
There you go.


PS-Megan Fox= :drool
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 28, 2007, 09:07:14 AM
megan fox is hot but looks like a barbie doll

beyonce has more gum than teeth and her upper body is man like

halle is a sculpted goddess....until she and laura gemser have a daughter there will never be another person as hot as her
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 28, 2007, 09:17:41 AM
beyonce has more gum than teeth and her upper body is man like

What in the farg are you talking about?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 28, 2007, 09:19:44 AM
next time you see a beyonce interview watch her smile...its all gum...gross

and he body is so disproportionate...boomin lower half with little bitty tities that make her upper half look man like
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 28, 2007, 09:23:35 AM
you get a better view of it live but heres a picture that kinda shows it...

(http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/b/Beyonce/sq_smile_fla_int_mtvn.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 28, 2007, 09:24:47 AM
Um, I'm not a fan of girls with the itty bitties, but I have NEVER met anyone who has called Beyonce flat-chested ever. And I while I agree that she's gummy, I've seen way worse and her's barely qualify anyway.

And Megan Fox can look like a Barbie doll all she wants. She is farging smoking.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 28, 2007, 09:30:08 AM
i didnt say flat chested i said itty bitties that are totally disproportionate from her lower half....i can see why some people would love beyonce because shes tall and has country boo ya but the bitch is mad overrated and does nothing for me...to each his own

megan fox is def hot...but again it goes to taste....shes pasty and fake looking to me...plus she has limited curves and needs to eat like 20 hamburgers
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on October 28, 2007, 11:06:33 AM
Does your dick hang sideways? Your taste in women is confusing the shtein out of me. Whatever. Hooray for hot bitches.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 28, 2007, 01:44:13 PM
Does your dick hang sideways? Your taste in women is confusing the shtein out of me. Whatever. Hooray for hot bitches.

He likes em on the darker side and thick. When I say dark I mean not blonde, when I say thick I mean not skinny.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 28, 2007, 07:16:14 PM
IGY's right about Beyonce.  Pretty face, thick thighs, B-cups.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 28, 2007, 10:33:26 PM
IGY's right about Beyonce.  Pretty face, thick thighs, B-cups.

dont forget gums galore
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 29, 2007, 05:21:58 AM
B cups= :yay
Though on her body she'd probably look better with bigger cans.

Huge tits don't make a girl hot. Even if her lack of a chest did effect her hottness, her ass more then makes up for it.

DOes anyone know the name of the blonde chick from John Ritters last sitcom 8 Simple Rules? I havn't seen her recently but I thought she was pretty hot. I'd like her to star in some pr0n.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 29, 2007, 08:18:24 AM
Kaley Cuoco.  Standard skinny tall blonde.  Meh


I have no problem with B-cups, but on an otherwise-thick girl, they just aren't hot at all.  Halle Berry, pregnant or not, is light years ahead of Beyonce in every way except possibly musical talent.  And I'll bet even that is close.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 28, 2008, 08:14:54 AM
Why dogs are better than women...
Author unknown

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Dogs don't cry
*

Dogs love it when your friends come over
*

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
*

Dogs think you sing great

*

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
*

Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
*

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
*

Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
*

Dogs are excited by rough play
*

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
*

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
*

Anyone can get a good looking dog
*

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
*

Dogs don't shop
*

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
*

Dogs never need to examine the relationship
*

A dog's parents never visit
*

Dogs love long car trips
*

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
*

When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
*

Dogs like beer
*

Dogs don't hate their bodies
*

Dogs never criticize
*

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
*

Dogs never expect gifts
*

Dogs don't worry about germs
*

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
*

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
*

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
*

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
*

Dogs don't borrow your shirts
*

Dogs never want foot rubs
*

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
*

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
*

Dogs can't talk
*

Dogs seldom outlive you
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2008, 08:24:38 AM
And they're better in bed too.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Syracuse on August 28, 2008, 08:28:30 AM
And they're better in bed too.

Well, you've certainly gotten less creepy :paranoid
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Phanatic on August 28, 2008, 01:28:02 PM
And they're better in bed too.

Only if you bring peanut butter...
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 08, 2008, 03:02:23 PM
So, this is a really not cool thing this chick did. (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D932M7JO0&show_article=1)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on September 08, 2008, 04:08:05 PM
Holy crap, and here I thought microwaves were only good for hot pockets and popcorn. silly me
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 08, 2008, 04:30:40 PM
I hadn't used a microwave in 4 years. I have one in my new place and heated something up last night and realized that I have basically forgotten how to use it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Father Demon on September 08, 2008, 04:38:07 PM
Does your VCR blink 12:00 all day, too?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on September 08, 2008, 04:43:00 PM
Who the hell still has a VCR?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Wingspan on September 08, 2008, 04:45:14 PM
I have 2 vcrs in the attic i think
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2008, 05:20:21 PM
I have never owned a microwave.  One place I rented for a year had one.  They are completely unnecessary.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2008, 05:21:31 PM
So, this is a really not cool thing this chick did. (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D932M7JO0&show_article=1)

How the hell could they NOT reach a consensus to put that bitch to death?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on September 08, 2008, 05:25:44 PM
I know there would be some out there that would argue that woman doesn't deserve the death penalty, but I'm not one of 'em. If you have no more re guard for human life than to put your own flesh and blood in a friggen' microwave because you had an argument with your boyfriend, then you have no business breathin' the air someone else could be breathin'.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2008, 05:27:38 PM
everyone deserves the death penalty

no sane person supports it

in closing, this baby being descended from this woman, we didn't really need it hanging around huffing paint, popping out grandbabies, and drawing welfare anyway
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on September 08, 2008, 05:33:02 PM
everyone deserves the death penalty

no sane person supports it

in closing, this baby being descended from this woman, we didn't really need it hanging around huffing paint, popping out grandbabies, and drawing welfare anyway

You act like it was a given' the kid would end up like that. Me, I'd have at least given' him/her a fargin' chance. You want to turn a deaf ear and a blind eye to that shtein, go ahead.

The kid deserved a chance to live out life. His own mother took that chance away because of an argument with her boyfriend.

What we don't need is that sick bitch livin' the rest of her life on our dime, with free room and board.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 08, 2008, 05:35:24 PM
everyone deserves the death penalty

no sane person supports it

I support it despite the fact that I know beyond a doubt that it accomplishes nothing to deter crime and (in its current incarnation) is a hideously racist tool. Sometimes people just need to be put to death.

My sanity, of course, is always up for debate.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2008, 05:35:44 PM
I think you should be terminated along with this crazy woman you're so preoccupied with.

But I won't ever agree to let the government do that.

Because no matter what, government should not kill citizens.  Even you.  Sick farg.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 08, 2008, 05:39:33 PM
That's fine. I completely understand your sensitive point of view, sister. It's reasonable and has tons of evidence to support it. But some motherfargers need to die.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2008, 05:40:38 PM
ALL MOTHERFARGERS NEED TO DIE

just not by policy of any government I live under, thank you
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 08, 2008, 05:41:13 PM
Then what are we arguing about? Let's hug.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on September 08, 2008, 05:46:46 PM
Stab each other in the ear while you're at it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on September 08, 2008, 05:53:07 PM
ALL MOTHERFARGERS NEED TO DIE

And you think I'm nuts. Only difference is I know it.

All people will die, not all need to die. Some need to die quicker than others.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 08, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
Stab each other in the ear while you're at it.

With penises? Is that what you're trying to get at? Ew.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on September 08, 2008, 06:00:22 PM
You realize FF or someone is going to work in a joke about hearing someone coming now, right?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2008, 06:01:00 PM
And you think I'm nuts. Only difference is I know it.

All people will die, not all need to die. Some need to die quicker than others.

you need to die before me, that much I'm clear on

if I am elected dictator, I will make sure you get capital punishment for your death need
Title: Re: Women
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 08, 2008, 06:03:03 PM
I think the death penalty should always be the call of the family of the victim. They are the ones suffering, therefore they choose death penalty or not. Have the criminal sit in waiting for a while and make them sweat it out before deciding too.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on September 08, 2008, 06:11:32 PM
Right.  Good plan there.  Let the families decide who should live or die.  I mean, it's not like they won't be impartial or anything.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 08, 2008, 06:17:29 PM
It's their prerogative to impartial if they so choose. Some will be merciful and some won't, but the criminal should think about that before doing the crime.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on September 08, 2008, 06:25:54 PM
State-sponsored murder is bad enough but suggesting that a victim's family should decide whether a convict should live or die is undoubtedly the least sensible idea I've ever heard on the subject.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on September 08, 2008, 06:32:56 PM
I think you should be terminated along with this crazy woman you're so preoccupied with.

But I won't ever agree to let the government do that.

Because no matter what, government should not kill citizens.  Even you.  Sick farg.

And there lies the gaping whole in your argument. The government does not hold the power of life or death. It's a jury of your peers who decides that. The government just tries to decide the most human way to do it.

Only reason the woman who MICROWAVED HER BABY isn't on death row is because some holyer than thou asshat like you was on the jury.

Also, if all mf's must die as you say, then why haven't you killed yourself? Oh, I guess it's all mf's except for you.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on September 08, 2008, 06:34:14 PM
Ahhh, farg it, I wish I could take that post back, because this argument is one you can't win. Hopfully the bitch gets hers in prison.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2008, 06:46:46 PM
Bring back the electric chair!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2008, 06:48:42 PM
bring back freedom from the tyranny of state sponsored murder

microwave the babies!!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on September 08, 2008, 06:54:33 PM
bring back freedom from the tyranny of state sponsored murder

microwave the babies!!

Yeah, then they won't grow up to:
hang around huffing paint, popping out grandbabies, and drawing welfare anyway

With such great social insight as that, I wonder why you haven't run for office.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2008, 06:55:43 PM
the media hates Republicans, I'd never stand a chance
Title: Re: Women
Post by: shorebird on September 08, 2008, 06:56:42 PM
Bush won. You would do better than him, I'll say that at least.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on September 08, 2008, 07:56:55 PM
Even though I've never seen, spoken to or otherwise met Dio in real life, I'd still vote for him for office.  He engenders a sort of trust that is truly breathtaking.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on September 08, 2008, 10:24:59 PM
Text message voting is the only civilized way to determine who should live or die.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on September 09, 2008, 11:03:31 AM
Hahaha - better than American Idol!

Like Dio, I don't value this sanctity of life, nor do I want the State to have the power to kill, but dead people should cost less than dumbasses imprisoned for life. So I vote for whatever costs less taxpayer dollars
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 09, 2008, 11:24:34 AM
As though we needed more proof that women are crazy and shouldn't be allowed to vote. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080909/pl_nm/usa_politics_women_dc_2)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Feva on September 09, 2008, 11:30:15 AM
"Where the white women at?!?!?!?!"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 09, 2008, 11:31:10 AM
You realize FF or someone is going to work in a joke about hearing someone coming now, right?

Check your spelling.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Father Demon on September 09, 2008, 11:32:36 AM
As though we needed more proof that women are crazy and shouldn't be allowed to vote. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080909/pl_nm/usa_politics_women_dc_2)

You GO, girls!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Cerevant on September 09, 2008, 11:33:14 AM
Frankly, I think death is the easy way out for these fargers.  We need to find a more creative way to torture punish them.

Turn her into a skin farm for burn victims.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 09, 2008, 11:33:49 AM
Frankly, I think death is the easy way out for these fargers.  We need to find a more creative way to torture punish them.

Keep GITMO?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on September 09, 2008, 11:40:11 AM
I just can't stand to see women suffrage.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 28, 2010, 11:23:39 PM
So this thread needs rejuvenation, I picked out some winners:

They're crazy.  farging nutso.  Something wrong with them. 

What the hell is wrong with these people?  They have vaginas so they're crazy? Every farging one of them?  Jesus Christ, it's a goddamned nightmare.  Really it is.

they have estrogen and its like rage when its flowing. anything living is unsafe. its even better when the only days out of the month they are nice to you is after they bleed. the week before is like the apocalypse is happening and your why.

Proof russell wants to strangle his bitch when he's nagged. Preach on brotha.
Whenever the ladyfriend nags me about ANYTHING, even shtein that I completely ask for and deserve, it gets my hackles up. I can't imagine being in a relationship where the only form of communication is nagging and whining. farg that.

munson enjoys it when his girlfriend calls him a cvnt
My new girl, daughter of well-to-do catholic parents, likes to drop the C word. I myself have even had this world hurled viciously in my direction when I do something that angers her.

I gotta say it's pretty awesome. :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on June 28, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
That girl dropped it all the time. Also called her period "shark week", which I found too funny to be grossed out by.

Current girl is not a fan of the c word, unfortunately. But she don't care if I use it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 07:20:39 AM
Haha. SD is killin it.

A quote from three years ago saying that I hate nagging. I'm so unhappy! Hahaha.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on June 29, 2010, 07:35:19 AM
?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 07:36:15 AM
I think that what I'm trying to say is that I'm scratching my balls and eating a burrito right now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 29, 2010, 09:17:51 AM
Go back to your honey to do list
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 29, 2010, 09:19:11 AM
In 5 years of marriage, I have never made a "to do" list for MURP.

I don't know what kind of a world you live in, but its not reality. Its like you have this warped sense of things that you grabbed from a prime-time sitcom.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 29, 2010, 09:21:39 AM
he shacked up with a succubus, she sucked the life outta him, and he cant see that every woman out there isnt like the old one. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 29, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
In 5 years of marriage, I have never made a "to do" list for MURP.

I don't know what kind of a world you live in, but its not reality. Its like you have this warped sense of things that you grabbed from a prime-time sitcom.


(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r111/pearljam1003/okz.gif)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on June 29, 2010, 09:38:24 AM
lol SD is so bitter, man that devil woman must have farged up your world.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 29, 2010, 09:41:10 AM
I'm not bitter, I'm enlightened
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on June 29, 2010, 09:44:44 AM
sd is definitely bitter but the people here acting like everything he is saying doesnt happen all the time are just as delusional
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 10:22:52 AM
sd is definitely bitter but the people here acting like everything he is saying doesnt happen all the time are just as delusional


This is actually a fantastic point. This shtein does happen all the time, there's no sense in denying it. It happens because people are idiots and decide to shack up with people who belong in a mental ward. But SD's point that all relationships fit that mold is absurd.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on June 29, 2010, 10:24:31 AM
Like this stupid New Moon books and movies. What it's a stupid romance novel, but instead of Fabio, they switched him out with vampires and werewolves to make it seem ok to read about ridiculous and unrealistic relationships. I think it's pretty lame for fully grown women to sit back and fantasize about men being like characters in a book, like that ever exists in real life. It's not real. Get a grip. Make me a sandwich.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
I sit back and fantasize about porn stars and the unrealistic relationships that they have.

I agree that romance novel, teen vampire bullshtein is farging annoying and incomprehensible, but is it really so different from imagining a life where your significant other is dying to have her icehole penetrated and can't get off unless you unload on her face?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 10:30:50 AM
Also, women are crazy. Let's be clear on that point.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: mussa on June 29, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
I thought of the porn relation, but I know its not real and I don't hold my girlfriend accountable for not taking it ass to mouth. I'd much rather do that to her in her sleep.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
I thought of the porn relation, but I know its not real and I don't hold my girlfriend accountable for not taking it ass to mouth. I'd much rather do that to her in her sleep.

Can't you hold her accoutnable and ATM her while she sleeps? Think man, think.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on June 29, 2010, 10:36:26 AM
facebook is infintely worse than any young adult novel
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 29, 2010, 10:38:23 AM
I sit back and fantasize about porn stars and the unrealistic relationships that they have.

I agree that romance novel, teen vampire bullshtein is farging annoying and incomprehensible, but is it really so different from imagining a life where your significant other is dying to have her icehole penetrated and can't get off unless you unload on her face?
I dream of Taylor Rain and Jenna Haze, throw in a little Sasha Grey and i wouldnt care if you shot me in the head when i was done, i would have accomplished everything i wanted in life at that point.  Sidenote, Sasha Grey will be in Entourage this year. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 29, 2010, 11:13:07 AM
facebook is infintely worse than any young adult novel


Amen

My next post was about facebook, 90% of status updates from women are about how much pain they're in, for example, this is from this morning alone:
Quote
at work....not feeling 100%.....yuck.

Quote
sinus headache.....yuck

Quote
still has really bad allergies but has finished with the upper resp. infection and NOW i have a sinus infection. Just freakin wonderful!!! Oh and working on box #6 of tissues..LMAO

Quote
might have a stomache virus..Been up sick for the last hour....Gonna try and nap before i have to go into work..aaaahhhhh!

Which begs the question: Are all women hypercondriacs?  Why do they complain about every minute farging thing that's wrong with them.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 29, 2010, 11:14:30 AM
I sit back and fantasize about porn stars and the unrealistic relationships that they have.

I agree that romance novel, teen vampire bullshtein is farging annoying and incomprehensible, but is it really so different from imagining a life where your significant other is dying to have her icehole penetrated and can't get off unless you unload on her face?
I dream of Taylor Rain and Jenna Haze, throw in a little Sasha Grey and i wouldnt care if you shot me in the head when i was done, i would have accomplished everything i wanted in life at that point.  Sidenote, Sasha Grey will be in Entourage this year. 

I'm still holding onto the dream where I become a millionaire, buy my own island and fly porn stars in during the weekends. It could happen.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 11:15:51 AM
So you wish you had founded Girls Gone Wild? Me too dude.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on June 29, 2010, 11:17:49 AM
facebook is infintely worse than any young adult novel


Amen

My next post was about facebook, 90% of status updates from women are about how much pain they're in, for example, this is from this morning alone:
Quote
at work....not feeling 100%.....yuck.

Quote
sinus headache.....yuck

Quote
still has really bad allergies but has finished with the upper resp. infection and NOW i have a sinus infection. Just freakin wonderful! Oh and working on box #6 of tissues..LMAO

Quote
might have a stomache virus..Been up sick for the last hour....Gonna try and nap before i have to go into work..aaaahhhhh!

Which begs the question: Are all women hypercondriacs?  Why do they complain about every minute farging thing that's wrong with them.


other than the attention whoring...the worst part about facebook is that it makes men be like women
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 29, 2010, 11:18:49 AM

other than the attention whoring...the worst part about facebook is that it makes men be like women

It's like you read my mind
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on June 29, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
Having met most of you, it's a full-blown goddamn miracle that ANY of you have found women that allow you anywhere near her naughty places.

Just be thankful for that and shut up already.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on June 29, 2010, 01:33:49 PM
Having met most of you, it's a full-blown goddamn miracle that ANY of you have found women that allow you anywhere near her naughty places.

Just be thankful for that and shut up already.

You obviously haven't met me. Bitches flock to me like flies 'cause I'm the poo-poo. SYYYYKKE!!

I jerk off to news weather girls.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 29, 2010, 06:20:51 PM
When you say "bitches," you mean dudes with stretched sphincters, right?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LBIggle on June 29, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
I hooked up with this bitch on the weekend and when I was nailing her she yelled to smack her tits.  so I did.  and she was shocked.  so I smacked them again.  I could tell it was weird after that so I finished and bounced.  in conclusion, bitches are crazy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 29, 2010, 07:35:17 PM
well played
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on June 29, 2010, 09:39:40 PM
ha. nice.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 30, 2010, 11:44:58 AM
I have to raise two of them now.  Thus far they are forbidden from dating any military/ex-military Italian guys.  All other background, races, and genders are still OK, but they can't date until they turn 24 or complete a Masters degree (whichever comes first).

Unrelated: Anyone know the best kind of shotgun to buy?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 30, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
get what i have.  Saiga 12
(http://www.saiga12.com/images/Large/Saiga_12K.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 30, 2010, 11:54:47 AM
That does not look to be a legal firearm.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 30, 2010, 12:20:45 PM
only illegal in gay states like California
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 30, 2010, 02:21:21 PM
Thus far they are forbidden from dating any military/ex-military Italian guys. 

Damn/Damn and Damn. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on June 30, 2010, 03:35:57 PM
get what i have.  Saiga 12
(http://www.saiga12.com/images/Large/Saiga_12K.jpg)

Saiga will do the trick for sure, you'll have seven shells in the air before the first hits the ground.....


I have a daughter now, and another on the way.....I've gotta practice this with my brother:


http://www.youtube.com/v/kRiT3ISEN3M&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 08, 2010, 12:35:46 PM
Any of you Casanova's ever get back with an Ex? Not saying I'm going to but I haven't ruled it out either. Just curious to see if ...or better yet how it worked out.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on September 08, 2010, 12:36:49 PM
I have not gotten back together with your ex.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on September 08, 2010, 12:40:15 PM
Any of you Casanova's ever get back with an Ex? Not saying I'm going to but I haven't ruled it out either. Just curious to see if ...or better yet how it worked out.

Don't know if this qualifies...but I knew it was over...I had a decision to make...I was a cowardly Hoyda, I stayed in the relationship...I lost a year of my life to misery.

Don't do it. Move on.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 08, 2010, 12:41:32 PM
I have not gotten back together with your ex.

You met her at the Giants/Eagles playoff game 4 years ago. She remembers Jeff/George/Mike (in that order)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 08, 2010, 12:42:31 PM
Any of you Casanova's ever get back with an Ex? Not saying I'm going to but I haven't ruled it out either. Just curious to see if ...or better yet how it worked out.

Don't know if this qualifies...but I knew it was over...I had a decision to make...I was a cowardly Hoyda, I stayed in the relationship...I lost a year of my life to misery.

Don't do it. Move on.

We've been apart for over a year and have a kid together. Not trying to convince myself either way but I'm sure the circumstances are different.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on September 08, 2010, 12:44:23 PM
I have not gotten back together with your ex.

You met her at the Giants/Eagles playoff game 4 years ago. She remembers Jeff/George/Mike (in that order)

Not Sean, though.

LOLOL...
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on September 08, 2010, 12:44:47 PM
Oh...you have a kid.

Well...how many people that you know stay in zesty marriages 'because of the kids'.

Don't make that your excuse. Don't sacrifice your happiness.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 08, 2010, 12:45:42 PM
I have not gotten back together with your ex.

You met her at the Giants/Eagles playoff game 4 years ago. She remembers Jeff/George/Mike (in that order)

Not Sean, though.

LOLOL...

Was he there? I honestly don't remember. She remembers you because we hung out the entire tailgate, Mike because he was being Mike, and George because she thought he was nice...and he delivered mail to her work.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: charlie on September 08, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
Don't make that your excuse. Don't sacrifice your happiness.

Think of all the burritos that will go uneaten.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 08, 2010, 12:48:26 PM
Oh...you have a kid.

Well...how many people that you know stay in zesty marriages 'because of the kids'.

Don't make that your excuse. Don't sacrifice your happiness.

The last thing I'm trying to do is to convince myself it's a good idea. Just wondering if it's worked out for anyone. It hasn't for you, obviously.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on September 08, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
I'm assuming there's a reason you guys split up. Did that reason disappear?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on September 08, 2010, 12:49:58 PM
Don't make that your excuse. Don't sacrifice your happiness.

Think of all the burritos that will go uneaten.

You had me at burrito.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 08, 2010, 12:53:24 PM
Don't make that your excuse. Don't sacrifice your happiness.

Think of all the burritos that will go uneaten.

The quantity of potentially unscratched crotches boggles the mind.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 08, 2010, 01:01:01 PM
ha, that this is an option based on previous stories is hilaroius and shows the power of the P
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on September 08, 2010, 01:02:03 PM
Ha. Exactly.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on September 08, 2010, 01:16:46 PM
I don't have any kids.....but I can't think of a worse reason to stay with someone.  If you aren't happy and she isn't happy it is a terrible environment for a child. 

One of my best friends literally has probably the worst wife anybody could have.  She is bat shtein crazy, cheats, and hits him.  He stays because of his children.  I have lost a ton of respect for him.  Some people think he is admirable for staying, to me it is the exact opposite. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: charlie on September 08, 2010, 01:28:37 PM
The last thing I'm trying to do is to convince myself it's a good idea.

I'm guessing you spent at least half of labor day weekend together and she has a toothbrush in your bathroom by now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 08, 2010, 01:45:27 PM
Never got back together with an ex, although I did continue to have some fwb-type relations with several ex's over the years (none currently).  Constant no strings sex with a person I was already familiar with who didn't require dinner and a movie worked out wonderfully for my wang and my wallet.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on September 08, 2010, 01:50:25 PM
Constant no strings sex with a person I was already familiar with who didn't require dinner and a movie worked out wonderfully for my wang and my wallet.



My mom says 'farg the diet'. She wants dinner from now on.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 08, 2010, 01:51:30 PM
She calls that dieting? 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2010, 06:47:22 PM
never done that as a grown up, no

I do have a friend who did it, in part because kids were involved, and it worked out well for them.  but there was a lot of therapy and all that Oprah crap
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 08, 2010, 11:00:39 PM
and it worked out well for them.  but there was a lot of therapy and all that Oprah crap

It doesn't sound like it worked out well at all.  It just sounds horrible. 

Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2010, 11:35:58 AM
bitches aint nothing but problems...cant live with em cant live without em...but im a deal with it and be real with it.....and if your ex gives you ass you should STILL hit it
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on September 09, 2010, 11:39:22 AM
is that a little bow wow lyric ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2010, 11:43:24 AM
sinatra
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on September 09, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
props to frank. the man was a pimp.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 06, 2010, 12:03:42 PM
Interesting headline, would be more interesting removing one space (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Wall-Street-Says-Women-Worth-bloomberg-140701983.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=8&asset=&ccode=)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 21, 2010, 03:54:35 PM
Quote
Guest    03:46:43 PM    Printing the topic "Women".

SD you might be getting a call from a lawyer later
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 22, 2010, 01:42:25 PM
Last entry from this week's Bill Simmons mailbag:

Quote
Q: Yesterday my mom and I ate a late lunch at Steak and Shake, and our waitress was wearing a very Amish-looking head covering, but she was wearing plenty of makeup (I didn't know they were allowed to do that) and had the perfect face. She spoke with a rather low, soft voice, but I'm not sure if she had a cold or had just spent too much time around cows. The way she was making eye contact with me, I thought she might have actually been attracted to me, but I couldn't make a move since my mom was right there. After a while, the waitress's hot eye contact died down. I'm not sure if it was because I wasn't being aggressive enough or because she figured out that my mom was paying. For a little while, though, I was thinking about whether our religious backgrounds would be compatible. I would have joked with her about wearing makeup while being Amish and tried to get on her good side and maybe even get her number if I had been with my bro and not my mom. Do you think that since she was wearing makeup she would also have a phone? I bet naughty Amish girls who wear makeup and use phones would be great in bed.
-- Alan, Warsaw, Ind.

When did Yeti move to Indiana?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: reese125 on October 22, 2010, 02:09:47 PM
forget the chick...how was that steak and vanilla milkshake?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 22, 2010, 09:51:31 PM
LOL....obviously that dude never heard of Mennonites. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on October 23, 2010, 11:19:33 AM
forget the chick...how was that steak and vanilla milkshake?

Steak and Shake doesn't sell steaks, just steakburgers
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 23, 2010, 11:46:00 AM
"steak" should be in quotes too, I'd imagine
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 23, 2010, 11:49:30 AM
they're disgusting whatever they're called.

grossly overpriced as well, btw.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Hawk on October 23, 2010, 10:10:18 PM
they're disgusting whatever they're called.

grossly overpriced as well, btw.

Women?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 23, 2010, 10:53:01 PM
they're disgusting whatever they're called.

grossly overpriced as well, btw.

Howard and Utley?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 26, 2010, 12:02:08 PM
they're disgusting whatever they're called.

grossly overpriced as well, btw.

governement workers ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 05, 2010, 11:54:02 PM
I'm assuming there's a reason you guys split up. Did that reason disappear?

No

We got back together for a month or two then she started her shtein again and I was out. I wanted to do it for my daughters sake but I can't take the misery. I'd rather be lonely than miserable.

Today was awesome with all the nag free football I was able to watch.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on December 06, 2010, 12:20:23 AM
And ball scratching. Don't forget the ball scratching.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 06, 2010, 12:32:20 AM
well that's a given
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 06, 2010, 08:38:18 AM
The key is to train your balls to scratch each other.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 24, 2011, 10:37:00 PM
Stuff you never want to hear a woman say (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 24, 2011, 10:49:04 PM
I was betting myself that SD had posted another salty rant in here; I lose.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 27, 2011, 06:39:52 PM
If I'm 35 what's the youngest acceptable age I'm allowed to date. Banging is a different story as over 18 is fair game in my book.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 27, 2011, 06:50:33 PM
(http://revolution-computing.typepad.com/.a/6a010534b1db25970b013482032a60970c-pi)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: BigEd76 on May 27, 2011, 07:21:06 PM
I thought the half+7 rule was commonly known...?  Never really considered the upper limit though.  54 and 56-yr olds huh....
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 27, 2011, 07:27:10 PM
If I'm 35 what's the youngest acceptable age I'm allowed to date. Banging is a different story as over 18 is fair game in my book.

its really up to you because no one knows how old the person you are with is....its a mall thing to me....if you are willing to take your girl to the mall then she isnt too young....same with looks...guys will generally bang anything but her overall looks are pretty much determined by whether you are willing to go to the mall with her
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 27, 2011, 07:28:05 PM
Most people think I'm under 30 and I'm pretty sure my two candidates do too. They're both 22 btw.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: BigEd76 on May 27, 2011, 07:37:28 PM
its a mall thing to me....if you are willing to take your girl to the mall then she isnt too young

What happens if she's too young?  She runs off to Forever 21 without you?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 27, 2011, 07:46:24 PM
I had a 22 year-old girl make a serious pass at me during the Super Bowl party at my Pub.  I thought it was a joke or one of my buddies put her up to it but she was totally on the level.

She was clearly mentally disturbed but it was still flattering.  Creepy & weird but still flattering.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 27, 2011, 07:49:13 PM
Here's the next question: Do you date a chick you work with. I'm not talking same building, I'm talking same office with around 60 employees.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 27, 2011, 07:54:36 PM
sure...everyone has banged a girl theyve worked with....why not date?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 27, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
then I have to see her and talk to her everyday...hear about her problems...can't flirt with other girls I work with...see where I'm coming from?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: BigEd76 on May 27, 2011, 08:00:43 PM
Just gotta be careful.  Everyone in the office is gonna hear the details of your relationship, and if it ends badly, there's no escaping it other than someone leaving the job...
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 27, 2011, 08:05:47 PM
guys dont care about that shtein...if someone leaves its always the girl
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 27, 2011, 08:07:02 PM
then I have to see her and talk to her everyday...hear about her problems...can't flirt with other girls I work with...see where I'm coming from?

not really...you dont have to do anything you dont want to...tell her to farg off and dont ever approach me again...whats she gonna do?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 27, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
then I have to see her and talk to her everyday...hear about her problems...can't flirt with other girls I work with...see where I'm coming from?

not really...you dont have to do anything you dont want to...tell her to farg off and dont ever approach me again...whats she gonna do?

cause problems in the workplace, I'm on a year probationary period as it is and everyone in the office loves her. I heard they fired some old dude because he used to stalk her...that's the rumor.
I should also add I love my job and every person I work with is cool as shtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 27, 2011, 08:18:06 PM
You should probably stalk her, then. You don't want to screw anything up at work.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 27, 2011, 08:19:15 PM
then I have to see her and talk to her everyday...hear about her problems...can't flirt with other girls I work with...see where I'm coming from?

not really...you dont have to do anything you dont want to...tell her to farg off and dont ever approach me again...whats she gonna do?

cause problems in the workplace, I'm on a year probationary period as it is and everyone in the office loves her. I heard they fired some old dude because he used to stalk her...that's the rumor.
I should also add I love my job and every person I work with is cool as shtein.

so dont stalk her
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 27, 2011, 08:45:15 PM
Never shtein where you eat.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 27, 2011, 08:46:21 PM
get as much Hoyda as you possibly can without dying of something you might catch on the journey
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 28, 2011, 02:27:27 PM
Never shtein where you eat.



seconded
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 28, 2011, 02:38:27 PM
then I have to see her and talk to her everyday...hear about her problems...can't flirt with other girls I work with...see where I'm coming from?

not really...you dont have to do anything you dont want to...tell her to farg off and dont ever approach me again...whats she gonna do?

cause problems in the workplace, I'm on a year probationary period as it is and everyone in the office loves her. I heard they fired some old dude because he used to stalk her...that's the rumor.
I should also add I love my job and every person I work with is cool as shtein.

You've already answered your own question simply by asking the question.  You already know this, but if you have to ask then it probably isn't a good idea.  When you were in the Navy, how many careers did you see (or hear about) get derailed because a guy went after a female sailor?  And everyone always has the same response....."No Hoyda in the world is good enough to sacrifice my career."

And you don't plan on settling down, so it's not like you'd be passing up some potentially great, long term relationship.  It's a farg buddy.  Now ask yourself, do you want to spend 8 hours every day with a farg buddy that you can't farg?  No.  The entire reason you want a farg buddy is so you can shag, send her on her way and not see her for a couple of days.....presumably so you can have other farg buddies.   

 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 28, 2011, 08:30:41 PM
Ever see a girl and before she opens her mouth you know she's a raging funhole?

So I took my daughter to Sesame Place today and was holding her while we were going under this attraction that has water squirting out of it. Some little brat runs up my right side, clips my leg and does a face plant about 2 feet from me. I lean down to ask if he was okay when mega funhole runs up to me. I ask her if he's alright and she says "I don't know". Kids not crying and he runs off and plays some more. About 10 minutes pass and funhole face approaches me with her kid and says "I want you to see this". She shows me this scrape on the kids stomach. When I say scrape I mean the tiniest non-breaking of the surface skin scrape in the history of children. I say I'm sorry about that and it was an accident. She replies "you know he's only 2 and you need to be more careful". I reply, "yeah, I'll get right on that" and walk away. Prior to this happening I saw this girl with her son and the first thing that went through my head was "this girl looks like a raging funhole".

Moral of the story: When it comes to funholes you can judge a book by its cover.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 29, 2011, 07:23:57 PM
Here's the next question: Do you date a chick you work with. I'm not talking same building, I'm talking same office with around 60 employees.

Don't dip your pen in the company's ink
Title: Re: Women
Post by: charlie on May 31, 2011, 08:36:10 AM
Here's the next question: Do you date a chick you work with. I'm not talking same building, I'm talking same office with around 60 employees.

Absolutley not
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2011, 06:32:17 PM
Listen to us bro.  Don't shtein where you eat. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 31, 2011, 07:01:24 PM
Worst mistakes I've ever made concern banging chicks I've worked with.  It's happened to me in bars and restaurants but it's especially dicey if you're working in an office.  Before I met my wife I worked at Caesars in A.C. and ended up having to resign because I got involved with someone.  Everything was all hunky dory until we decided not to see each other and things inevitably got weird and one of us had to go.  

I look back on that as the worst mistake I've ever made employment-wise because I could have stayed and gotten them to pay 100% of my college tuition (yes, they did things like that back then) but I farged up and ended up having to quit because of some stupid bitch.

Trust me, DO NOT DO IT.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on May 31, 2011, 08:16:52 PM
Yeah, to the shock of precisely no one, I'll chime in on the side of "it's not worth it." Probably not worth it in general, but factor in the probationary period and it would be unwise, at best, right now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 31, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
I think you should go for it. In the office.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 31, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
Without protection.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2011, 08:47:36 PM
Skip all the drama and just rape her during office hours in the lobby.  You'll get the same result in a lot less time.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 31, 2011, 08:48:02 PM
i think everyone should stop being male drama queens....what kind of farging person lets a women cost them their job

if you signed some sort agreement that said you would not bang co workers then dont do it....other wise dig that shtein out and move on....if she acts like a crazy bitch which 99 times out of a 100 she wont then let her dig her own grave

christ theres three people in my HQ's alone that met at work and are married...and a month doesnt go by where i dont hear about a new work farg tandem...guess how many people have lost their jobs because of it....brace yourselves....NONE


brush your shoulders off pimps
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2011, 09:04:10 PM
lemme guess..you know a whole lot of swingers with great marriages, too

Don't hump people you work with.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 31, 2011, 09:07:07 PM
i dont know any swingers...all im saying is the notion that every single work relationship of any kind ends up in someone losing a job much less automatically carries mad drama is so overplayed

its like the other way around...99% of them have zero consequences...unless the guy is a weenie and catches feelings
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 31, 2011, 09:09:46 PM
lemme guess..you know a whole lot of swingers with great marriages, too

Oddly enough, I know several.....3 to be exact. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: reese125 on May 31, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
I dont know about anyone else, but if there is a piece of Hoyda that looks good in work Im all over it.

When youre in the sack, let her know right from the gip this is all this is and youre dating other people. If she cant accept that, zipper up and roll.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 31, 2011, 09:11:57 PM
lemme guess..you know a whole lot of swingers with great marriages, too

Oddly enough, I know several.....3 to be exact. 


swingerlesbosisternightoutFTW!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 31, 2011, 09:13:30 PM
LOL....yeah, my sister is definitely not a swinger. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2011, 09:13:45 PM
...all im saying is the notion that every single work relationship of any kind ends up in someone losing a job much less automatically carries mad drama is so overplayed

no one here has said it's a guaranteed disaster.  hippo.

what people have said is...the odds are great that it will end badly.  avoid it.

have you been checked for autism, or sociopathy?  you have zero listening ability


lemme guess..you know a whole lot of swingers with great marriages, too

Oddly enough, I know several.....3 to be exact. 

me too me too it's so great we farg other people

PM pics and phone numbers
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2011, 09:15:03 PM
When youre in the sack, let her know right from the gip this is all this is and youre dating other people. If she cant accept that, zipper up and roll.

lmfao

tell her don't love her while you're at it

she'll go ahead and believe whatever her crazy ass wants to believe no matter what you say....

Title: Re: Women
Post by: reese125 on May 31, 2011, 09:17:09 PM
Im sure SD is rico suave, but why are we automatically thinking this chick is going to fall in love with him. Most girls are whores anyway, so he might have found a jackpot here.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 31, 2011, 09:19:12 PM
...all im saying is the notion that every single work relationship of any kind ends up in someone losing a job much less automatically carries mad drama is so overplayed

no one here has said it's a guaranteed disaster.  hippo.

what people have said is...the odds are great that it will end badly.  avoid it.

have you been checked for autism, or sociopathy?  you have zero listening ability


lemme guess..you know a whole lot of swingers with great marriages, too

Oddly enough, I know several.....3 to be exact.  

me too me too it's so great we farg other people

PM pics and phone numbers


yeah and the numbers arent even close to great that it will happen...in fact they are little to none that anything will happen especially if you are talking about losing your job....shtein like this was created in the movies but in real life most people are sane and NO ONE man or women wants to lose a job or even to create drama at work and so they dont

go rent obsessed again

stringer bell holla
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2011, 09:21:04 PM
right now he's eating a burrito on her couch watching the Heat Mavs game

she gave him a sloppy bj, cooked some food for him, and went to bed.

he's trying to decide when to introduce her to his daughter as we type.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: reese125 on May 31, 2011, 09:24:17 PM
I dont see why anyone wouldnt come here for advice on women.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 31, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
My company fired a guy a couple weeks ago for going nutzo over a chick in the office.

I won't farg with a chick at work.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 31, 2011, 09:47:06 PM
Im sure SD is rico suave, but why are we automatically thinking this chick is going to fall in love with him. Most girls are whores anyway, so he might have found a jackpot here.

It's actually chicks. There are 3 girls I know are interested. I know because people I work with tell me. 2 of them are good friends so I'd have to make a choice there, the other girl is perceived as the office bitch but she's italian and has one of the greatest racks in the history of tits. Her body is slammin.

i think everyone should stop being male drama queens....what kind of farging person lets a women cost them their job

if you signed some sort agreement that said you would not bang co workers then dont do it....other wise dig that shtein out and move on....if she acts like a crazy bitch which 99 times out of a 100 she wont then let her dig her own grave

christ theres three people in my HQ's alone that met at work and are married...and a month doesnt go by where i dont hear about a new work farg tandem...guess how many people have lost their jobs because of it....brace yourselves....NONE


brush your shoulders off pimps

This is probably the best advice so far. I used to bang girls on my ship (sometimes when we were underway) and had no drama. I guess what concerns me is when I inevitably get tired of their shtein and kick them to the curb then I have to see them everyday.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: reese125 on May 31, 2011, 09:50:20 PM
Cmon SD, you got 3 girls on your nuts and you cant play this one out?

I dont think you have to get advice here. Get your shtein on and give us the details and pics when your done.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on May 31, 2011, 09:51:56 PM
yeah what the farg is wrong with this place...if she's hot then the answer is always yes, farg her.

if things get weird afterward, chances are she'll leave because the girl who bangs a co-worker is a dirty whore whereas the guy is awesome.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 31, 2011, 09:52:46 PM
the have to see them everyday is a valid point...but thats only slightly awkward for so long then you either become friends again (harmless)...farg buddies (awesome) or you just dont speak (a different kind of awesome)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 31, 2011, 09:54:20 PM
If these were everyday life whores it would be different, since it's work and I have mouths to feed I'm erring on the side of caution. I'm also not 23 anymore where I have the time or energy to juggle 3 chicks at the same time.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 31, 2011, 09:56:28 PM
SD....of all the people to offer you advice, the only who seems to be on your side is IGY.  Think about that for a minute. 

Yeah, I know matty has your back too.  But he's a whore and whores don't get to have opinions. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 31, 2011, 10:00:25 PM
i went to the school of hard knocks where my teachers were golden era hip hop doug heffernan and the wire....i think id listen to me
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 31, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
SD....of all the people to offer you advice, the only who seems to be on your side is IGY.  Think about that for a minute. 

Yeah, I know matty has your back too.  But he's a whore and whores don't get to have opinions. 

He's the richest man on this board
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 31, 2011, 10:03:38 PM
Thats because he hasn't had to shell out a bunch of cash in sexual harassment lawsuits and hasnt lost his job because he doesnt farg coworkers. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 31, 2011, 10:27:47 PM
wow.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 01, 2011, 07:17:56 PM
I guarantee you that igy is not the richest dummy hanging around here.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on June 01, 2011, 07:22:03 PM
No, that would probably be stillupfront, who writes off his indentured servants for tax breaks.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 01, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
you're both wrong, it's The BIGSTUD. Not only is he a lawyer but he also had the foresight to capitalize on the Heats demise. If only we all had listened.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on June 01, 2011, 09:10:01 PM
wow.

 :-D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on June 01, 2011, 09:42:50 PM
I was lying earlier in the thread.  You should definitely farg that twat and then start rumors about her throughout the office.  Also - take surreptitious photos of her naked and then post them on your Facebook wall.

Trust me, nothing can possibly go wrong!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 02, 2011, 02:11:13 PM
I was lying earlier in the thread.  You should definitely farg that twat and then start rumors about her throughout the office.  Also - take surreptitious photos of her naked and then post them on your Facebook wall.

Trust me, nothing can possibly go wrong!

1) I was also lying; I just literally love the phrase "don't dip your pen in the company ink". If I could marry it, I would
B. Post the naked girlfriend pictures here as well as your Facebook wall
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on June 02, 2011, 02:24:25 PM
You're all farging idiots.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 02, 2011, 02:28:45 PM
How could you presume to know the intelligence of the ladies we're all shagging?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on June 02, 2011, 02:43:34 PM
if they can cut their own food they're smart enough for me.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: lurking wierdo on June 02, 2011, 02:49:15 PM
http://mylifeisbro.com/sort-by-year (http://mylifeisbro.com/sort-by-year)

Quote
After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was fargin hilarious, she started to cry.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 02, 2011, 08:07:08 PM
if they can cut their own food they're smart enough for me.



Don't pretend that is even necessary.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 24, 2011, 01:46:15 PM
Thought this was pretty funny for an SNL skit: http://jezebel.com/5850526/snl-dating-advice-lie-to-him-ladies


Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on January 05, 2012, 08:24:51 PM
Tiger Woods ex-wife buys house for $12 million, then bulldozes it because she doesn't like it. This is why women shouldn't have large sums of money:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/tiger-woods-ex-wife-bulldozes-12-million-home-232405259.html
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on January 12, 2012, 07:17:18 PM
Word of advice for all the fellas in here: Don't knock up a hairdresser, when you go to court for child support they'll hide their tips and you'll get farged. I'd also like to mention that child support laws in this country are a farging joke.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2012, 07:22:19 PM
The laws vary state to state. Best state to get divorced in if you're a guy is TX.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on January 12, 2012, 07:46:14 PM
you were farged when you knocked her up, not when she lied about her pathetic tips

sucker
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2012, 08:01:49 PM
^^Brutal Truth^^

My ex tried upping my child support about 2 years ago.  She claimed that the court required our case to be looked at every 5 years but when I contacted the Support Enforcement Agency in Idaho, they said it was her request to examine it and she wanted to increase the amount.  I guess she didn't realize that I would be entitled to look at what she was claiming as far as her income goes, but the SEA was kind enough to send me all of her info.  Her income had gone down, so it would seem that she should be entitled to more support.  Except it turns out that she only listed herself as a resident of the household and left off her live in boyfriend of 3 years who was also the father to one of her other kids.  Even though they aren't married, his income is still factored into her finances since he resided in the house with her.  Had I pursued it, I could have actually had my support lowered because their combined income was greater than mine, but I didn't bother.  Too much hassle and court expenses, not to mention my support is very reasonable to begin with. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on January 12, 2012, 08:05:07 PM
Of course the support you send is reasonable.  Deadbeats pay nothing.

ZING
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2012, 08:12:37 PM
When I say reasonable, I mean that Washington State didn't rape me on support during my divorce.  I pay less for 2 kids than what most people pay for 1. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 12, 2012, 08:43:17 PM
Simple Rule for you idiots.  Wear a rubber, or feed that bitch birth control for breakfast
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on January 12, 2012, 08:51:57 PM
you were farged when you knocked her up, not when she lied about her pathetic tips

sucker

touche'

she has my daughter one extra day a week but because my income is so much higher than hers I'm stuck paying over $1000 in expenses (Child support + Day care). The system is farged.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Yeti on January 12, 2012, 08:54:48 PM
I can make those moms and their kids disappear for the right price.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2012, 09:09:58 PM
I don't think SD wants to eliminate his kid. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on January 12, 2012, 09:15:16 PM
No, just her mother.  Family values.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on January 12, 2012, 09:24:27 PM
No, just her mother.  Family values.

Classic Mcnulty scene from the Wire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L68E8xLtRLE

And just an fyi I call her a funhole all the time
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on January 12, 2012, 11:16:39 PM
That was assumed.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 08, 2012, 08:04:59 AM
So anyone who knows me or anything about me knows that the most important thing in my life is my daughter. My ex and I have 60/40 custody of her and I have to pay her ridiculous support because I make so much more than her...or to put it another way she's a hair dresser and hides income which royally screwed me in court. So I've been dating someone now for about 5 months, my g/f has a son who is roughly the same age as my daughter. She has her son most of the week and every other weekend. So every other weekend we all hang out but every other Saturday my g/f and I do something together and I leave my daughter with my Mom (her grandmother) who lives across the street. She has her own room there and enjoys spending time with her grandmother. Most people would think this is normal.

So now, my jealous ex is trying to take me back to custody court to get more custody of my daughter. First she calls me and tells me "you can't handle raising her with your work schedule" which she knows is total bullshtein...then she says I leave my daughter with my Mom every Saturday night...which is also bullshtein. After I flip out on her she retracts this statement and says she just wants weekend time with her and to modify our existing schedule.

To date we haven't gone through lawyers and whatnot because I felt that money could be better served raising my daughter. Now I contacted the best lawyer I could find and am going for 50% custody. I'm done with this bullshtein and playing games with her. She's an emotional wreck who has no family or friends and gets a thought in her head and just runs with it. She has mood swings to the point where I'm 99% sure she's bi-polar.

Anyway, mock away, I just felt like venting.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on February 08, 2012, 09:00:05 AM
There's this awesome new thing called birth control. You can probably find some info on it on this awesome new website called google dot com.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: reese125 on February 08, 2012, 09:03:22 AM
i love bi-polar women-very mysterious never know what youre going to get.

can I call her?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on February 08, 2012, 09:27:49 AM
if you really think she might be bi-polar tell your lawyer that. may be a low blow but it's possible she may have to get a psych exam to keep the kid. at worst it will be super embarrassing for her and at best she actually has head problems. although i know a couple bi-polar girls (including a family member), somehow i attract them, and it's possible you don't want to start an all out war because them bitches be loco.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on February 08, 2012, 10:16:31 AM
I met her at a tailgate when they were dating and she seemed really nice.   Just goes to show you how drunk we get at tailgates.

PS: I'm talking to YOU, Sean. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2012, 10:41:36 AM
All mocking aside (well done guys, bravo) there needs to be just cause in order for her to reduce your time with her....along the lines of literally endangering her life when she's with you. Dropping her off at grandma's house on Sat night doesn't cut it. Even if you dropped her off every night it still wouldnt matter. What you do with your kid during your time with her is your business and it will remain that way unless there are legit endangerment issues.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Easier said than done. But as long as your kid is safe, then you don't have much to worry about.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 08, 2012, 12:17:10 PM
All mocking aside (well done guys, bravo) there needs to be just cause in order for her to reduce your time with her....along the lines of literally endangering her life when she's with you. Dropping her off at grandma's house on Sat night doesn't cut it. Even if you dropped her off every night it still wouldnt matter. What you do with your kid during your time with her is your business and it will remain that way unless there are legit endangerment issues.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Easier said than done. But as long as your kid is safe, then you don't have much to worry about.

I'm filing for 50% custody. I'm done playing these games with her. I meet my attorney Monday. She thinks because she's the Mom that she can get what she wants when she wants. I even modified my work schedule so that I don't have to be in until 9 on days I have to drop my daughter off at school [was 745].
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2012, 03:57:03 PM
Yeah, the thing about it is that once a parenting plan is established and on record with the court, it is damn near impossible to get it changed unless it's something that both parents are agreeing to.  If you want 50%, by all means go for it but I honestly don't think that you'll have much ground to stand on unless you can convince a judge that your daughter is better off in your care 10% more of the time.  And "better off in your care" doesn't mean that you keep a cleaner house or feed your daughter healthier food or provide an overall better environment for her to grow up in. 

Believe me, I've been down this road several times.  My ex has had drunks and criminals living with her and my kids.  She moved them to 3 different schools in 3 different states over an 18 month period.  Their diet was (still is) horrible.  These kids practically grew up on food from the microwave.  Their house was dirty, etc, etc.  The list goes on.  But every lawyer I ever spoke with (at least a dozen, probably more) has told me the same thing....unless my kids are medically considered to be living unhealthy (obese, sick, etc) or if there is they are neglected or endangered then I don't have a snowball's chance in hell.  I was basing my case on my own personal standard of living.  But in court it goes off of the state and most states have a very low standard of acceptable living conditions and parental responsibility.  So unless you have absolute proof that your daughter is spending her time in an absolute shtein hole of a house....I'm talking infestations, feces on the floor, mold, etc or that your ex is criminally negligent.....leaving her home unattended, has drugs laying around the house, etc, then I think it's going to be very difficult for you to get the custody arrangement altered. 

Of course, I'm also basing this on a level playing field.  If you or your family has the financial means to get a top notch attorney and all she can afford is some schlub fresh out of community college law school, then anything is possible.  Verdicts are bought and paid for every day in this country, so if you can afford it then you'll greatly improve your odds.

And keep this in mind....if you take her to court then your life becomes an open book.  I'm not saying that you have anything to hide, but things that you may not consider to be a big deal could be used against you.  Let's just say that you like to drink a glass of wine every night with dinner.  Next thing you know, in court you're being presented as someone with a drinking problem because you drink every day.  You went into court looking for 50% custody and now you've just been reduced to every other weekend until you complete some alcohol counseling.  Yeah, that's kind of a farfetched example but you get what I'm saying.  Good luck with whatever it is you decide to do.       
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 08, 2012, 04:17:51 PM
The attorney I'm getting has a reputation for getting people what they want. Every person I've talked to said she lays out what she can get you and always comes through. She's going to cost me but I'm past the point of worrying about this shtein.
We're going to go in front of a mediator and I'm going to lay out what I want, she's not going to agree with it and we're going to go in front of a judge. I have nothing to hide. She on the other hand has a DUI on her record. I deleted her from my facebook a year ago so her gathering information about me from there is nothing I need to worry about.

And according to some online forums I read getting 50/50 custody isn't that hard. I was actually fine with the agreement we had even with me paying out the ass for child support, but she wants to modify that so I'd see my daughter less time. I'm not down with that and my daughter always begs to stay with me when her Moms going to pick her up.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2012, 04:28:46 PM
Yeah, it's do-able, it's just a matter of how good your lawyer is vs hers.  Also, I didn't think about it in my last post, but every state is different when it comes to this shtein, so I'm only speaking on what I know about Washington State.  Never went through any of this crap in PA, so the courts could be more father friendly.  Washington farging sucks ass for fathers when it comes to physical custody but they're very fair with child support. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on February 08, 2012, 04:48:08 PM
whatever you do, just make sure this lawyer is jewish

the whole "costing a lot" part leads me to believe she is.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 08, 2012, 06:42:37 PM
She's a wop
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on February 08, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
The attorney I'm getting has a reputation for getting people what they want. Every person I've talked to said she lays out what she can get you and always comes through. She's going to cost me but I'm past the point of worrying about this shtein.
We're going to go in front of a mediator and I'm going to lay out what I want, she's not going to agree with it and we're going to go in front of a judge. I have nothing to hide. She on the other hand has a DUI on her record. I deleted her from my facebook a year ago so her gathering information about me from there is nothing I need to worry about.

And according to some online forums I read getting 50/50 custody isn't that hard. I was actually fine with the agreement we had even with me paying out the ass for child support, but she wants to modify that so I'd see my daughter less time. I'm not down with that and my daughter always begs to stay with me when her Moms going to pick her up.

i've been going though this with my ex and so has my fiancee with hers.  we haven't gone to a judge yet.  judges don't want to see people over support concerns, the mediators make a recommendation based on income and other factors and if the two parties can't come together the judge actually gets irritated because he feels it's a waste of his time. 

i can't speak on custody for that though, maybe that's different.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 01, 2012, 09:29:42 PM
This was not a good idea. (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/dentist-pulls-her-ex-boyfriend-teeth-split-210829769.html)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 20, 2012, 03:58:24 PM
Congrats to sunny...one vagina for the rest of your life
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on July 20, 2012, 04:01:39 PM
You're a glass half empty kind of guy.

One vagina+one anus+one mouth+breast, elbow, and knee cleavage.

Sounds pretty good to me. Congrats!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 20, 2012, 04:14:13 PM
When you're getting married for a second time, you have to know that chances are pretty good she won't be the last person you farg.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on July 20, 2012, 08:20:44 PM
You're a glass half empty kind of guy.

One vagina+one anus+one mouth+breast, elbow, and knee cleavage.

Sounds pretty good to me. Congrats!

Plus, if you're a glass half full guy you never know, she could have a colostomy by age 70.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2012, 08:23:31 AM
Congrats to sunny...one vagina for the rest of your life

thanks pal.  i thought for sure you were going to crash the wedding saying "DOOOOOOOONNNN'T DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 23, 2012, 09:30:50 AM
I would have if I had known earlier. In all seriousness though congrats, you look like a happy couple.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2012, 09:43:46 AM
yeah, so far so good. 

instead of getting married 7 months into a relationship like the first time, i waiting almost 4 years.  i mean, if she turns into a psycho at this point then good for her to be able to hide it that long
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 23, 2012, 09:53:43 AM
LOL.  Congrats Sunny. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: DH on July 23, 2012, 10:03:17 AM
Congrats on not falling into Niagra Falls.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2012, 10:09:21 AM
Thanks buddy
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on July 23, 2012, 10:22:44 AM
I'm going to assume that 'liking' your new relationship status on facebook is adequate comment on your situation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2012, 10:30:28 AM
I screen capped it, printed it out, and put it on my fridge...so yeah.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 23, 2012, 10:42:16 AM
Congrats dude.  :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 23, 2012, 10:45:48 AM
Congrats Johnny Cakes. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2012, 10:45:51 AM
Thanks man.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 25, 2012, 04:33:23 PM
A facebook "friend" got married 4 years ago. Here are the then and now pictures:

(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7918/725201231930pm.png) (http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2948/725201232025pm.png)
             Then                                         Now
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 25, 2012, 04:34:44 PM
Um...no.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 25, 2012, 05:10:23 PM
Why is he wearing a bikini? 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on July 25, 2012, 05:27:29 PM
Why doesn't her husband just make her stop?

Oh, never mind.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 25, 2012, 06:19:28 PM
Congrats on the wedding Sunny.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 25, 2012, 06:42:01 PM
That was really funny, Geo.  Unintentional, but still hilarious.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 24, 2013, 01:52:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zmyb5mEKiY
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 24, 2013, 02:08:27 PM
A SD post in this thread is like finding that hidden Christmas present under the tree
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on February 24, 2013, 03:29:36 PM
The more he posts in this thread, the more likely we are to see IGY post about him in the Mass Shootings thread.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Chameleon on February 24, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Her thoughts:

He seemed out of sorts when he came to bed tonight.  I asked him what was bothering him and he shrugged and got in bed.  Every time I tried to get him to talk he didn't want to.  Instead he just wanted to watch tv.  Is he getting sick of me?  I began to kiss his him and he rolled me over and farged me and then rolled back over and went to sleep without saying a word.  Has he found someone else?  Am I getting fat?  Is there something wrong with me? 

His thoughts:

Today sucked.  Eagles lost.  Got laid though.

LMAO, got temp banned on 2+2 today. This made me feel good inside.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 01, 2013, 09:36:39 PM
Congrats Sgt
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2013, 09:39:31 PM
What are we missing?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 01, 2013, 09:40:31 PM
If you're getting married I'd say common sense
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
lolol

Sarge is getting married?

Congrats homie
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 01, 2013, 10:11:14 PM
If you need someone to officiate, let me know.  I'm sure Jay would lend me one of his Trotter jawns to don as a holy vestment.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2013, 10:18:12 PM
I have four of them. White, green, black and the one Havas sent me.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 01, 2013, 10:19:45 PM
Idiots. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 01, 2013, 10:20:20 PM
I have four of them. White, green, black and teal.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on April 01, 2013, 11:14:18 PM
I assume Sarge got her to say yes by also throwing in a sack of beads and some muskets?

Then again I could be way off and this could be a totally different woman. If so, oops.

Congrats, sarge.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2013, 07:04:22 AM
We're not getting hitched.  It was a joint April Fools joke we both decided to do last night.  We've both been hearing it from friends and family (more from squaw's side than mine) to get married despite the fact that we keep telling them over and over that we don't believe in marriage.  So we wanted to farg with them and got the added bonus of damn near every person we know either blowing up our facebook or our cell phones.  It was fun for like an hour.  Then we got tired and wanted to go to bed and told everyone we were farging with them.  My friends thought it was funny....a few didn't fall for it in the least because they know better.  Most of squaw's MA friends and family from KS were really upset though.  Mission Accomplished.   
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on April 02, 2013, 07:55:25 AM
Why would anyone believe that yesterday?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on April 02, 2013, 07:56:12 AM
I told my son that he could stay home from school to play video games and relax, and he believed that. Got him pretty good. But, he's 9.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2013, 07:57:22 AM
We waited until we got back from dinner last night.  So it was around 9 or 930 by the time we posted it and I think most people had let their guard down by that point.  If we had tried it in the middle of the day, it probably would have been less successful. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2013, 12:20:07 PM
We're both still getting "congrats" comments on our individual pages along with people still "liking" our fake engagement announcement.  We both have really stupid friends. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on April 02, 2013, 12:54:15 PM
So, fake divorce announcement next year?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dillen on April 02, 2013, 01:50:12 PM
I told my son that he could stay home from school to play video games and relax, and he believed that. Got him pretty good. But, he's 9.
This was good.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 06, 2013, 10:20:29 AM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/480169_540581032674640_1849259873_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 18, 2013, 06:45:29 AM
(http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/03712a85aad76e3efe399050f2f26b3b.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: methdeez on May 18, 2013, 11:31:49 AM
That dude has balls.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 18, 2013, 11:41:48 AM
I'm not impressed.  First off, he's behind them.  Big whoop.  Face the crowd and hold that up.  Second, everyone knows women can't read.  He might as well be flipping off a blind dude. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on May 19, 2013, 01:49:46 AM
im pretty that pic is fake and either way was made when martha burke protested the masters...in...looking this up in 2003

10 years old! way to go sd!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 08:44:06 AM
run away, Ryan

http://youtu.be/6yMiOTxidFs
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 19, 2013, 09:44:38 AM
oldest woman in the world - 127 and still kickin

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKobrKFCUAEKREh.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: reese125 on May 19, 2013, 10:01:20 AM
damn gravity is a crusher
Title: Re: Women
Post by: SunMo on May 19, 2013, 01:59:05 PM
Rome is all in on that shtein
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2013, 02:13:44 PM
Rome is all in on that shtein

Lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 19, 2013, 02:14:06 PM
Sheena Parveen was supposed to be backstage at the mmrbq last night...she was a no show. I was going to propose.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 02:33:30 PM
As a goddess she really doesn't qualify as a "woman".

And you totally had a shot with her. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 19, 2013, 02:51:58 PM
I was pondering this question last night: Would you take the girl of your dreams (meaning looks/personality etc.) or one million dollars?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
You were not.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 19, 2013, 02:55:34 PM
You were not.

ha
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 19, 2013, 02:59:52 PM
They're crazy.  farging nutso.  Something wrong with them.

You'd obviously take the money
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 19, 2013, 03:03:18 PM
The guy who gave up his office job to dig ditches would take the money, yes.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 19, 2013, 03:05:01 PM
I like reading the first few pages of this thread...it makes me laugh at the hypocrites.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 19, 2013, 03:06:13 PM
What the hell is wrong with these people?  They have vaginas so they're crazy? Every farging one of them?  Jesus Christ, it's a goddamned nightmare.  Really it is.

misogynist
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 03:13:09 PM
You forgot hipster, MDS.  Hipster misogynist. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on May 19, 2013, 03:32:56 PM
dont speak my name, whitie.

unless you want to give me a tote bag you bought off npr so you can brag about how you listen to this american life
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 03:34:28 PM
TAL is a damn good program, you have to admit.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 05:14:09 PM
A million dollars or a woman?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 19, 2013, 05:39:52 PM
A million dollars or a woman?

Hahahahahahahaha!

You'll laugh but I'd take the women. For instance, if you could bang Sheena Parveen every night and she was cool to hang out with, wanted to watch sports and didn't nag you wouldn't that be worth a mill? You can always make money, you can't always bang a 10 with a great personality.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on May 19, 2013, 05:43:52 PM
A million dollars or a woman?

Hahahahahahahaha!

You'll laugh but I'd take the women. For instance, if you could bang Sheena Parveen every night and she was cool to hang out with, wanted to watch sports and didn't nag you wouldn't that be worth a mill? You can always make money, you can't always bang a 10 with a great personality.

id rather have a few sports titles than either
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 05:54:32 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yxFXruaWbvk/T9jQ9sYp_KI/AAAAAAABQWE/a-JrDjFs8n4/s400/DSC_7640+%28Custom%29.jpg)

No chance for this cowboy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on May 19, 2013, 06:01:18 PM
I was pondering this question last night: Would you take the girl of your dreams (meaning looks/personality etc.) or one million dollars?

Girl of my dreams, hands down. Of course, she'd also be filthy rich. But if I had to choose only one, I'm not sure what order I'd rank

- rich
- gorgeous
- hysterectomy
 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 06:05:17 PM
I had lunch with the family at Steak & Shake today, (...igybatsignal...) and the waitress who waited on us looked like someone who'd be portraying a server in a S & S television commercial.   Gorgeous young blonde who seemed to be as sweet as she was pretty. 

I'm positive that if (1) she was rich & famous, and (2) not working in a Steak & Shake for a living, she'd be a total bitch to everyone around her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on May 19, 2013, 06:30:34 PM
are you guys playing a game called "who can say the most obtuse, sexist thing?"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 07:03:44 PM
No.  We're talking about women.  Move along, virgin.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on May 19, 2013, 07:08:13 PM
no youre talking about human beings as if they are objects

im sure your daughter isnt going to be a "total bitch" because hes obviously super hot because youre obviously super hot and your obviously married someone who is super hot.

i can only imagine how awesome and rewarding it must be around you all. what woman could resist...
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 19, 2013, 07:10:24 PM
Things have gone terribly wrong when MDS is the voice of reason.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 07:21:11 PM
It's possible we could be using blatant sarcasm as a means to entertain ourselves on the internet and MDS completely missed it.

Maybe.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on May 19, 2013, 07:52:08 PM
yeah i dont think so

i know men talk this all the time...especially men who are hideous looking and have no reason to. i may be a terrible person who has no redeeming qualities but i have plenty of self awareness
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 19, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yxFXruaWbvk/T9jQ9sYp_KI/AAAAAAABQWE/a-JrDjFs8n4/s400/DSC_7640+%28Custom%29.jpg)

No chance for this cowboy.

Not with that attitude.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on June 01, 2013, 02:24:02 PM
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1130/screenshot20130601at221.png)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 02, 2013, 02:15:28 AM
Damn dude, sorry to hear. Hope you find your stuff!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on June 02, 2013, 05:07:22 AM
Since she's back in the market now, who here has first dibs on Mrs. Rome?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 02, 2013, 06:31:53 AM
Kelsi sounds like she's a lot more fun, probably gives head.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 02, 2013, 07:16:39 AM
But Mrs Rome likes scavenger hunts. And those are fun too.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 11, 2013, 07:29:26 AM
SD will appreciate this.

Had a dream that I was arguing with my ex. No idea what the argument was about, but I could feel the anger building. Finally I just cocked back and punched her square in the farging mouth and knocked her the farg out.  Next thing I know, the world is giving me a medal.  It was like the closing scene of Star Wars and people from all over the world were there cheering me.  Then I woke up.

Best. Dream. Ever.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 11, 2013, 07:53:07 AM
You've got issues
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 11, 2013, 09:05:53 AM
Violence towards women + a Star Wars reference.  How can you not love this? 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on September 11, 2013, 01:14:06 PM
Women: They have vaginas.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 11, 2013, 03:47:00 PM
not all of them
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 13, 2013, 06:54:14 PM
spot on
http://listcovery.com/everything-you-need-to-know-about-women-31-photos/?utm_source=2.8&utm_medium=2.8&utm_campaign=2.8
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2013, 07:49:55 PM
haha yep...every last one of them
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on September 14, 2013, 01:42:38 AM
http://www.theverge.com/2013/9/12/4693710/the-end-of-kindness-weev-and-the-cult-of-the-angry-young-man

Quote
In March of that year, some visitors to Sierra’s blog called "open season" on the now 57-year-old. Hundreds of commenters on her blog made rape and death threats. "I hope someone slits your throat," wrote one person. People posted photoshopped images of her with a pair of panties choking her, or a noose near her head. She had enraged scores of men for supporting a call to moderate reader comments, which is of course common practice now. Sierra went public about the threats, writing on her blog, "It’s better to talk about it than to just disappear."

But disappear is exactly what she did next. Andrew "weev" Auernheimer, a well-known provocateur, hacker, and anti-Semite, circulated her home address and Social Security number online. He also made false statements about her being a battered wife and a former prostitute. Not only did Sierra find herself a target for identity theft, but all the people who had threatened to brutally rape and kill her now knew where she lived.

What a bitch, right guys?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 16, 2013, 03:36:03 PM
A good friend of mine and her boyfriend split up in January. She was pregnant with his child which was conceived in December. She stopped talking to him altogether. He's got some issues, but all in all is a really good dude. She goes into labor Friday, has the baby, I found out Saturday. She came home from the hospital today. Baby's daddy just found out he's a father today. Women, gotta love em.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on September 16, 2013, 03:38:52 PM
That's what Big Daddy gets for having premarital sex.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on September 16, 2013, 04:34:16 PM
well now that we have all the facts in the case, i guess we can say this woman is like all other women

AWFUL

amiright guys?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 16, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
"It's your baby"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJfFGgzhfhY
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on March 19, 2014, 09:05:18 PM
http://www.returnofkings.com/30402/most-women-dont-deserve-a-good-man
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 01, 2014, 11:42:00 AM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/super-page/the-idiotic-cancelcolbert-bitch-got-absolutely-eviscerated-in-a-huffington-post-interview/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 11, 2014, 10:31:08 PM
A couple weeks ago, I found out I gave birth 13 years ago. When I saw the mom, who thought it appropriate to bring the kid to court, I assured my attorney she wasn't nearly that fat when I farged her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on July 11, 2014, 10:48:57 PM
A couple weeks ago, I found out I gave birth 13 years ago.

We're stripping you of the Ms. ConcreteField crown, as we have a strict "no sluts" policy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on July 13, 2014, 03:29:34 PM
rape? what rape. a wonderful story about a college looking the other way.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/13/us/how-one-college-handled-a-sexual-assault-complaint.html?hp&version=LedeSumLargeMedia&WT.nav=lede-package&_r=2&module=ArrowsNav&contentCollection=U.S.&action=keypress&region=FixedLeft&pgtype=article
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on July 14, 2014, 10:13:51 AM
A couple weeks ago, I found out I gave birth 13 years ago. When I saw the mom, who thought it appropriate to bring the kid to court, I assured my attorney she wasn't nearly that fat when I farged her.

whoa dude.  congrats?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 14, 2014, 10:48:28 AM
LOL, do we get you a cake?  Do you get #1 dad t shirts?

So what does she want, 13 years worth of back child support.  Why did she just now bring this to court?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 14, 2014, 11:15:42 AM
LOL, do we get you a cake?  Do you get #1 dad t shirts?

So what does she want, 13 years worth of back child support.  Why did she just now bring this to court?

She was probably married and financially stable then got divorced...now she needs money. I've heard this story a million times when I was in the Navy. No don't contact the father cause its the right thing to do and for your child's sake...do it years later when you need money.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 14, 2014, 12:11:05 PM
This is why you guys need to make breakfast for these ladies in the morning. 
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/dude-in-some-trouble-for-feeding-his-girlfriend-an-abortion-pancake/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 14, 2014, 04:12:42 PM
That headline is awesome.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on July 14, 2014, 06:10:42 PM
LMAO @ one of the comments following that article; "Did she also eat his hair?"  :-D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 15, 2014, 07:29:54 PM
Yes, please get me a #1 Dad tshirt lol

I learned that at the age of 47, the mother wants to establish independence by moving out of her parent's house for the first time in her life. Instead of getting a job (also what would be the first in her life), she decided the best way to achieve this goal is to collect SSI, assumably for her obesity, but possibly for her bat shtein craziness, and welfare. In order to live off the state's teat when you have a minor child, somebody has to pay child support. Since a dna test kinda proved I'm the father (there's still a .0004% chance I'm not), I'm fine with that. I would like to avoid paying for 13 years in arrears, her attorney fees, and 100% of the medical bills going forward. I'm not too worried about paying 13 years in back support since an order from the court was never entered. That in conjunction with laches, a form of estoppal basically stating "those who wait, lose", is hopefully enough to keep me from incurring that monstrous debt.

More important than all of that is forming a relationship with the 13 year old child. At first I'm thinking visitations should be an hour a week for lunch or whatever, and increase that over time if she ends up liking me.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 15, 2014, 07:47:56 PM
Holy shtein.  You are well and truly farged.  Dude, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 15, 2014, 08:53:13 PM
Holy smokes! Damn dude that is crazy.

Did you have any inkling of an idea? I can't even imagine how it'd feel to get notified that I have a 13yr old.

Good luck buddy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 15, 2014, 09:32:55 PM
What really sticks is that yo baby mama is a heifer and not a hot milf that you could at least grudge farg a few more times for all of your troubles.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on July 15, 2014, 10:15:24 PM
I don't know why there isn't any law that a woman must tell a man he is the father of her child. They have a right to know, and not just in the case if she decides she wants support. And if they don't disclose, men should be entitled to some compensation for the missed relationship with their child (grudge fargs, or in the case of ugliness court appointed surrogate hookers).
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on July 15, 2014, 11:02:05 PM
Compensation in what form, exactly? "Your Honor, my client missed out on the first thirteen years of his child's life because the mother never told him about it. It is only fair that he gets to impregnate this woman again and raise that child for thirteen years."


Anyway, I hope MDS is taking this cautionary tale to heart. If you ever scrounge up enough pesos to get a woman to farg you, wrap that shtein up.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on July 16, 2014, 02:17:32 PM
Just think how many other Kid-Hawks could be out there?

Who was this girl and where did you meet her? Girlfriend, party, alley?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 16, 2014, 09:59:25 PM
Compensation in what form, exactly?

How about by way of compensation, the government can't compel the father to pay anything.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on July 17, 2014, 07:10:00 AM
for every month the mother doesnt tell the father he has a seedling should be a month he doesnt have to pay...so in thawks case he wold be completely off the hook since the amount of months would carry past the kids 18th birthday
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on July 19, 2014, 07:20:02 AM
Compensation in what form, exactly?

Quote
(grudge fargs, or in the case of ugliness court appointed surrogate hookers).

- meaning if, as in THawk's cautionary tale, the mother is now too fat and ugly the court shall appoint hookers to stand in for grudge farg compensation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2014, 11:30:21 AM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ScreenShot2014-07-19at112707AM_zpsd37762ed.png)

(courtesy of phillygirl via facebook)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2014, 09:20:24 AM
http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 02, 2014, 09:24:57 AM
my buddy posted that on my fb wall the other day. hilarious. baby's momma is a hair dresser, too.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2014, 10:35:11 AM
I thought I remembered you mentioning that before,  but wasn't certain. That makes it even better.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Yeti on August 02, 2014, 02:49:27 PM
http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 02, 2014, 02:58:16 PM
(http://quotes.lifehack.org/media/quotes/quote-Yogi-Berra-its-like-deja-vu-all-over-again-42447.png)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 02, 2014, 04:15:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on August 02, 2014, 04:21:05 PM
feel like i just saw that somewhere 2 inches ago.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on August 02, 2014, 04:22:27 PM
ha, never mind. i admit to being the dumbass here.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 12, 2014, 10:34:35 AM
What the hell is wrong with these people?  They have vaginas so they're crazy? Every farging one of them?  Jesus Christ, it's a goddamned nightmare.  Really it is.

Question of the day since most of you are married: why can't women just let shtein go?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on August 12, 2014, 10:35:34 AM
i'm sure someone here has the answer to that.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on August 12, 2014, 11:32:54 AM
Because they are crazy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 12, 2014, 12:14:50 PM
this is what happens when you let them out of the kitchen and into the voting booths..
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 11, 2014, 09:36:55 PM
Brilliant

http://www.rantlifestyle.com/2013/12/06/top-20-things-men-want-women-relationships/#slide_1
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2014, 05:28:22 PM
:sdbatsignal

http://www.khou.com/story/news/weird/2014/12/11/football-fan-warns-another-about-unfaithful-wife/20266671/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 11, 2014, 07:47:26 PM
What a whore

Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on December 11, 2014, 07:52:56 PM
Maybe people should mind their own farging business.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on December 11, 2014, 08:06:08 PM
my buddy is going thru a vicious separation with his funhole of a wife.  he showed me the texts she'd been sending her boyfriend, but evidently they're not enough to prove she's a lying cheating whore.  anyone with a working set of eyes can see it plainly, but not a judge.   good job by "lye" looking out for the poor schmuck in this case. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on December 11, 2014, 08:26:20 PM
farg that. Other peoples' relationship issues are no one's farging business. Until shtein crosses over into the violence or abuse, keep your farging mouth shut. I used to feel differently but we're all adults and we are responsible for our own shtein. Strangers don't need to be peeping peoples' text messages. What the farg?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 11, 2014, 08:38:05 PM
If my pregnant girlfriend/wife was cheating on me I'd like to know...so I could get a paternity test.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on December 13, 2014, 04:04:14 PM
...or how big to dig the ditch.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 13, 2014, 06:25:26 PM
Dio will do it for you.

Outsource that shtein!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on December 13, 2014, 06:27:53 PM
Mexicans hiring white men to do their manual labor. Thanks, Obama!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on December 13, 2014, 10:19:20 PM
We have to give back the jobs we stole.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2015, 09:13:29 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2015/01/woman-says-975-mil-divorce-settlement-check-isnt-enough-photos/

SD -- your thoughts, please?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on January 06, 2015, 09:45:00 PM
Hope she gets zero. What entitled her to anything?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2015, 10:20:50 PM
What cracks me up is she already got $20M and now she scoffs at damn near a billion?

She has massive balls. a big hairy nutsack on that woman.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on January 06, 2015, 10:24:03 PM
He's an oil executive, he didn't do anything to get that money either. Give her all of it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on January 07, 2015, 06:17:20 AM
Gas prices just went up thanks to her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2015, 09:55:13 AM
lol

I mean...damn woman...a billion isn't enough?

If someone handed me a check for that amount I'd probably faint
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on March 18, 2015, 05:40:20 PM
http://gfycat.com/IdolizedFoolishFurseal#
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on March 18, 2015, 07:20:00 PM
nm
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 01, 2015, 11:49:51 AM
Been friends with this girl for 5 years, last night after the World Cup game we decided to hang out and drink some more. Banged her back at my place. 6 out of 10 for the lay 10 out of 10 for the blowjob she gave me before she left this morning. Definitely worth using 8 hours sick leave.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on July 01, 2015, 12:07:51 PM
So wait, she blew you so good that you had to take the day off of work? Jesus man get some Gatorade. We don't want you dying of dehydration.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 01, 2015, 12:09:00 PM
Pedialyte FTW.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 01, 2015, 12:16:21 PM
So wait, she blew you so good that you had to take the day off of work? Jesus man get some Gatorade. We don't want you dying of dehydration.

Hungover like a champ but yeah her dick sucking skills were top notch. I could tell she's had a lot of practice

Whore
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Beermonkey on July 01, 2015, 12:20:17 PM
So wait, she blew you so good that you had to take the day off of work? Jesus man get some Gatorade. We don't want you dying of dehydration.

Hungover like a champ but yeah her dick sucking skills were top notch. I could tell she's had a lot of practice

Whore

Did she work the taint and balls?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 01, 2015, 12:55:42 PM
She tailgated with c6 a few years ago
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 01, 2015, 02:35:20 PM
I remember her. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on July 01, 2015, 04:45:37 PM
Ok, now we're gonna need to see pics.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 01, 2015, 05:51:50 PM
Now that I think of it I think I met SD's baby mama and not this latest future wrecker of worlds.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 26, 2015, 10:35:12 AM
Quote
Happy Women's Equality Day, Michael!

On Aug 26, 1920, women achieved the right to vote in the US.
(https://fbcdn-dragon-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/t39.3138-6/p280x280/11891368_386668031543868_1583414589_n.png)

A truly dark day in this nations history
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 26, 2015, 10:36:23 AM
Hahahahah
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on August 26, 2015, 10:53:41 AM
You need to plant a tree and celebrate!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2015, 10:49:32 AM
:sdbatsignal

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ed/3c/d0/ed3cd0cf16d598aff6f3ac9f23dd13a4.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on September 25, 2015, 11:01:29 AM
whats a sandwich?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2015, 07:10:26 PM
http://abc13.com/family/boy-not-liable-for-exuberant-birthday-hello/1031562/

What a farging funhole

I hope she is forever shamed and has to pay for filing such a frivolous suit. Bitch.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 16, 2015, 11:45:03 AM
http://6abc.com/news/dead-womans-body-mistaken-for-halloween-decoration/1036204/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 21, 2015, 02:51:57 PM
:sdbatsignal
 (http://mic.com/articles/130471/the-internet-is-freaking-out-about-a-seemingly-sexist-christmas-family-photo?utm_source=Yahoo&utm_medium=social#.V8GIJT6Ps)

(http://images.mic.com/m3jpmpvrvqcuroovlqpoa3kcxg4k6iq0lcadibjvjlckre9iw9tuq0rb8bqu1kbs.jpg)

Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on December 21, 2015, 03:01:23 PM
Lololol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 21, 2015, 03:09:28 PM
I'm well aware of this one, and the shtein storm that it's generated in and out of the photographic community. It's a cute picture, certainly as a family joke, but the reaction to it has turned completely insane. People need to chill the hell out.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 21, 2015, 03:23:12 PM
internet outrage is the thing to do now!

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 28, 2016, 02:50:55 PM
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/e85765e340bfb6d0a18eb0a2d1196ad22ac78f38bf7938bd6844f33d1164493b_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on October 11, 2016, 01:50:26 PM
So the 13 year old kid I found out I had a couple years ago quickly quit returning my calls and texts so I haven't talked to her in a couple years. Yesterday the mom called from her cell phone pretending to be the kid and left a message to ask for more money because they have nowhere else to turn. When I called back, the mom did not agree with my recommendation for her to get a job for the first time in her life.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 19, 2016, 04:29:24 PM
How often would you talk to your kid before she cut you off?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 19, 2016, 05:28:59 PM
So the 13 year old kid I found out I had a couple years quickly quit returning my calls and texts so I haven't talked to her in a couple years. Yesterday the mom called from her cell phone pretending to be the kid and left a message to ask for more money because they have nowhere else to turn. When I called back, the mom did not agree with my recommendation for her to get a job for the first time in her life.

Legit made me laugh. 

FTB
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on October 19, 2016, 06:44:07 PM
jesus i feel like tomahwak just told us this story like a few weeks ago. that was years?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 20, 2016, 07:05:05 AM
jesus i feel like tomahwak just told us this story like a few weeks ago. that was years?

that is the exact first thing i thought when i read his update
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on October 20, 2016, 03:16:55 PM
How often would you talk to your kid before she cut you off?

I met her once; after that she never responded.

jesus i feel like tomahwak just told us this story like a few weeks ago. that was years?

that is the exact first thing i thought when i read his update

Already been two years and only 2.3 to go!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 20, 2016, 04:14:04 PM
 :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 10:54:43 AM
Got the papers in the mail yesterday, bitch is taking me back to court for more child support. She's surviving on welfare and child support. I have my daughter 50% of the time but still have to give her $600 a month. Some country we live in.

I hate that funhole
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 21, 2016, 11:24:02 AM
I watched my brother-in-law go through the same BS.

why isn't she working ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 21, 2016, 11:25:57 AM
I told you what to do when I met her.  Did you listen?  No.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 11:28:01 AM
I watched my brother-in-law go through the same BS.

why isn't she working ?

Because she's a loser
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 21, 2016, 11:30:07 AM
so she's ripping off the welfare system and using your child as a weapon. isn't that dandy.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on October 21, 2016, 11:35:47 AM
She is working. SD just got her product in the mail.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 21, 2016, 11:36:26 AM
haa
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 11:39:18 AM
She is working. SD just got her product in the mail.

lol

Since we split up in 2009, she's been fired from 3 jobs, has 2 dui's, one resulting in 3 months house arrest, and declared bankruptcy. I sure do know how to choose em.

She works under the table. Always lies about her income when we go to court.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 21, 2016, 11:53:04 AM
find out where she is working. report her ass.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 11:56:00 AM
find out where she is working. report her ass.

She goes to peoples houses she knows and does their hair. Would be impossible. It will be raised when we're in mediation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 21, 2016, 02:26:25 PM
so she can rip off the welfare system and avoid paying income taxes.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 21, 2016, 02:34:25 PM
Is her last name Trump?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 02:35:57 PM
so she can rip off the welfare system and avoid paying income taxes.

I wish you could all read the email she just sent my mom. You've never seen a more delusional person in your life.

Again, what a funhole
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 21, 2016, 02:37:38 PM
Copy and paste. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 02:39:09 PM
It's like 4 paragraphs and there's way too much personal information to share with you degenerates.

Still love you guys. Even Dio.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 21, 2016, 03:35:32 PM
so she can rip off the welfare system and avoid paying income taxes.

I wish you could all read the email she just sent my mom. You've never seen a more delusional person in your life.

Again, what a funhole

can it be used in mediation ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 21, 2016, 03:42:38 PM
no but it can be printed out and used as kindling to light her house on fire while she sleeps...during the other 50% of the time of course
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 21, 2016, 03:48:33 PM
haaa
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 21, 2016, 03:52:57 PM
I'll bet she got fat and installed solar panels on her house.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on October 21, 2016, 03:53:04 PM
Copy and paste. 

Thanks for trying to make this a more entertaining Friday, Rome.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 21, 2016, 06:37:12 PM
no but it can be printed out and used as kindling to light her house on fire while she sleeps...during the other 50% of the time of course

Lolol

Sorry you've got to deal with this SD. Hopefully she's not talking shtein about you to your kid and making her endure the nastiness spewed out of her face towards you.

Justice would be her getting smacked by the judge
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on October 21, 2016, 07:21:46 PM
Hopefully she's not talking shtein about you to your kid and making her endure the nastiness spewed out of her face towards you.

I don't know anyone involved, but I would imagine the chances of that are 0%.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 08:08:16 PM
She sent that email to my Mom, my Mom told her she's deranged.

I picked my daughter up yesterday after school. So today she got in trouble for talking in class. Bitch blames it on me. Then I go to pick my daughter up at the bus stop and the psycho is there for no reason. Then she tells me I need to bring her home early so she can talk to her about speaking out in class. I told her to farg off I'll handle it (exact words).

On a side note, my daughter and I were eating dinner. I was drinking Iced Tea. So my daughter asks "is that Iced Tea". Corny and that commercial is overplayed but I still think it's funny.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 21, 2016, 08:12:05 PM
I'll bet she got fat and installed solar panels on her house.

When we dated she was a petite 115 lbs. People would always say she looked like Audrey Hepburn. She's packed on about 50 lbs. in the last year or so. My one hope for her is that she'd sucker some guy with money to marry her based off her looks. Now she doesn't even have that going for her.

Forgot to mention, about a month ago she asked me if she could move in because she might be getting evicted. Bankrupt, 2 DUIs, one resulting in house arrest, been fired from 3 jobs over the past 5 years, gets $600 a month from me and can't pay her $1000 rent.

If anyone is wondering why I am disgusted by some women, well now you know.

Happy Friday Night fellas.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 21, 2016, 08:29:53 PM
The problem isn't women in general, it's the system that over  protects them.  If you got a DUI or were evicted, or had so much as an unpaid parking ticket, you'd be declared unfit and be relegated to supervised visits every other Saturday. But let mom be a lazy, unemployed farg tard, who can't keep a job, pay rent on time, or drive sober and that's cool. Why?  Because kids need their mommy?   False. Kids need good parent(s).     

But yeah, farg bitches.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 21, 2016, 08:35:39 PM
the irony of society thinking men are superior to women but women are superior parents has always killed me
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 21, 2016, 08:52:45 PM
I'll bet she got fat and installed solar panels on her house.

When we dated she was a petite 115 lbs. People would always say she looked like Audrey Hepburn. She's packed on about 50 lbs. in the last year or so. My one hope for her is that she'd sucker some guy with money to marry her based off her looks. Now she doesn't even have that going for her.

Forgot to mention, about a month ago she asked me if she could move in because she might be getting evicted. Bankrupt, 2 DUIs, one resulting in house arrest, been fired from 3 jobs over the past 5 years, gets $600 a month from me and can't pay her $1000 rent.

If anyone is wondering why I am disgusted by some women, well now you know.

Happy Friday Night fellas.

Holy smokes...she's got a nice track record going there.

Good luck in the court battle.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 21, 2016, 09:00:30 PM
It's like 4 paragraphs and there's way too much personal information to share with you degenerates.

Still love you guys. Even Dio.

I would call you out for not sharing, because its allowing us not to bond properly with you in your struggle...but you're probably saving us from slitting our wrists by reading that contact.

Thanks SD. Dick Sout has my vote!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on October 21, 2016, 10:58:17 PM
She sent that email to my Mom, my Mom told her she's deranged.

I picked my daughter up yesterday after school. So today she got in trouble for talking in class. Bitch blames it on me. Then I go to pick my daughter up at the bus stop and the psycho is there for no reason. Then she tells me I need to bring her home early so she can talk to her about speaking out in class. I told her to farg off I'll handle it (exact words).

On a side note, my daughter and I were eating dinner. I was drinking Iced Tea. So my daughter asks "is that Iced Tea". Corny and that commercial is overplayed but I still think it's funny.

Should have told her to read the sign. Could have been worse though, she could have said "Io sono
Marco Polo"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 02, 2016, 09:43:04 AM
SD, did the mediation happen yet ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 02, 2016, 11:18:54 AM
November 15th. I did the PA calculator, looking at giving the bitch another hundred
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 02, 2016, 11:45:44 AM
im sure she will be satisfied now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 15, 2016, 03:49:54 PM
im sure she will be satisfied now.

I was spot on, she's getting another hundred. Meanwhile she's about to be homeless. She asked to stay with me which of course I said no. So in mediation today she threatens to file for a custody modification. This bitch has 2 DUI's, one resulting in her head going through a windshield and 3 months house arrest, filed for bankruptcy, has lost 3 jobs in the last 5 years...and she's claiming I don't make my daughter brush her teeth and do her homework (both bullshtein) so that's why she's asking for more custody.

This is a peak into the bullshtein I have to deal with. You're all welcome for your Tuesday afternoon entertainment.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 15, 2016, 03:52:49 PM
cavities are serious stuff sir.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on November 15, 2016, 03:53:15 PM
(http://img2.tvtome.com/i/u/857fcba969754b68cb2fe4af174df03e.gif)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 15, 2016, 03:56:02 PM
Jesus christ SD. Were you Hitler in your past life? Holy shtein.


Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on November 15, 2016, 04:05:44 PM
Jesus christ SD. Were you Hitler in your past life? Holy shtein.

Hitler died and exactly 13.5 months later Donald Trump was born so I think SD is safe there.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 15, 2016, 04:23:28 PM
obviously SD has to do a better job vetting the women he plows.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 15, 2016, 04:37:11 PM
Jesus christ SD. Were you Hitler in your past life? Holy shtein.

Hitler died and exactly 13.5 months later Donald Trump was born so I think SD is safe there.

You got it wrong. We were all hitler, and now we're gonna pay.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Yeti on November 15, 2016, 06:43:39 PM
My wife is awesome.  She's hot, she's funny, she makes a good living.  I lucked out.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on November 15, 2016, 07:34:17 PM
Same.*


*She is still a woman though, and therefore, f'n crazy.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 15, 2016, 07:42:52 PM
(http://img2.tvtome.com/i/u/857fcba969754b68cb2fe4af174df03e.gif)

Hahaha
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 15, 2016, 07:43:22 PM
im sure she will be satisfied now.

I was spot on, she's getting another hundred. Meanwhile she's about to be homeless. She asked to stay with me which of course I said no. So in mediation today she threatens to file for a custody modification. This bitch has 2 DUI's, one resulting in her head going through a windshield and 3 months house arrest, filed for bankruptcy, has lost 3 jobs in the last 5 years...and she's claiming I don't make my daughter brush her teeth and do her homework (both bullshtein) so that's why she's asking for more custody.

This is a peak into the bullshtein I have to deal with. You're all welcome for your Tuesday afternoon entertainment.

I need a drink after reading that. Sorry bro

Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on November 15, 2016, 07:57:39 PM
My wife is awesome.  She's hot, she's funny, she makes a good living.  I lucked out.

She married you though, so I'm thinking maybe get her a CAT scan.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Yeti on November 15, 2016, 09:56:48 PM
 ??? We don't have a cat.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 15, 2016, 10:14:47 PM
??? We don't have a cat.

 :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 16, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
all of this is no doubt very therapeutic for SD to read.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on November 16, 2016, 09:08:16 AM
Man, all of that sucks. I don't think I've read this thread in years. Probably didn't want to for a lot of reasons. I have a good relationship with my wife and we've been together for 25 years at this point (though she's done some absolutely 100% ridiculous things at terrible times that have had severe impacts on me over the years. That's life, I guess).

My wife is attractive, and always has been. You'd think that's a good thing, but the truth is I really don't care about that and it presents some serious farging challenges as time goes by. Now that she's 45, she can feel the window closing and she's holding on tight, fighting the losing fight of trying to stay young and hot forever. Time is undefeated. But when I try to talk her off the ledge or let her know it's okay if she has one slice of pizza, I'm the bad guy. I'm not really doing justice to how much of a problem this can be...but trust me, it's farging exhausting and painful on so many levels. And that's with a good relationship.

Getting stuck with some loser who has to play a part in your kid's life...that has to be brutal. My wife and I don't always agree on what's great for our kid-- but we both know that we both genuinely have his best interests at heart. So, that's something. I wouldn't deal well otherwise.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 16, 2016, 09:44:08 AM
this is why nature gave us marijuana.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2016, 10:12:38 AM
A new thing among women is to claim that calling them "crazy" is a misogynist term used to silence them. "You're gaslighting!" My response to this is usually to ask how else I am supposed to describe the girlfriend who was in and out of the hospital for mental disorders a dozen times. She did enough crazy shtein during the relationship that maybe she should have been someplace for mental health permanently.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 16, 2016, 10:35:01 AM
So her plight is trying to get on Social Security Disability because her back 'supposedly' hurts. She used to be a hairdresser, so in her loon mind she thinks because she can't cut hair anymore that she can never work again. So she has her Doc fax over some piece of paper, she thought it was going to say she can never work again. The mediator said "no where on here does it say you cannot work". She started arguing with the mediator saying the Doctor sent over the wrong form.

She's farging trash.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on November 16, 2016, 10:48:02 AM
You need Lucille. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 16, 2016, 11:04:48 AM
You need Lucille.

lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 16, 2016, 11:16:34 AM
she will eventually be her own downfall, and you may end up with full custody of your child.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2016, 01:06:36 PM
SD, sorry if I haven't kept up with all the drama, but how is your daughter doing? What's her opinion in all of this? I can't imagine its any good seeing and understanding more as she gets older. Seeing your mom in this state, can't be healthy. Hopefully you're the balance in all of this. Sucks for you, and sucks for your daughter more.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 16, 2016, 01:35:01 PM
SD, sorry if I haven't kept up with all the drama, but how is your daughter doing? What's her opinion in all of this? I can't imagine its any good seeing and understanding more as she gets older. Seeing your mom in this state, can't be healthy. Hopefully you're the balance in all of this. Sucks for you, and sucks for your daughter more.

My daughter is very well adjusted. She does very well in school and aside from talking too much in class is very well behaved. As much as we argue 99% of it is through texts. My daughter is only 9, baby's momma had to explain to her why she couldn't drive for a year or leave the house for 3 months. That was baby's momma second DUI, but according to her she just "made a mistake".
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2016, 01:42:29 PM
I only hope you can soon find some semblance of 'normal' for the foreseeable future once the smoke settles. Once your daughter becomes an adult, I hope she only needs as much therapy as any of us normal, whacked out human adults needs. Not an ounce more. Good luck brother.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on November 16, 2016, 01:52:12 PM
I hit the jackpot with my wife.   My girlfriend?  No so much.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2016, 02:00:33 PM
That means you did it right.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2016, 06:55:56 PM
Good luck, SD.  I know it's hard with your situation, but try to keep focused on your daughter.  She's the only one that matters, but you already know that.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 04, 2016, 08:03:57 PM
This board gets dull when the birds lose so I'll provide you all with some entertainment and if you'd like give me some feedback it's welcomed, so here goes:

Met this girl on Bumble. For those of you who are unfamiliar it's a dating app similar to tinder. Only the girl has to reach out to you first. So this girl and I hit it off. Face wise she's a knockout. I notice all her pics on Bumble are selfies and the pics she sends me are selfies. So last night before I went out I typed her phone number into the facebook search engine. So yeah, I fb stalked her. I looked through her page and all her pics are selfies. So I notice she's always tagged in pics with her friend. So I went to her friends page to look for pics of her. Turns out she's chubby. Like not obese but chubby enough where someone like my shallow ass would have reservations. Plus to me you're being dishonest if you're only posting selfies and hiding your body. So we're supposed to meet up tomorrow night. I'm going to show just with low expectations.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on December 04, 2016, 08:06:42 PM
Good luck, have fun, don't put a kid in this one.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on December 04, 2016, 08:11:26 PM
chubby girls know theyre chubby....get your dick ready
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 04, 2016, 08:12:30 PM
I'd let her blow me but the whole farging thing ain't happening
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 04, 2016, 08:16:56 PM
Fast forward to Monday night...

"I farged the Bumble broad. Rode it like a champ"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on December 04, 2016, 09:50:25 PM
All she has to say is, "Were you expecting to find someone to marry on bumble? YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS!"

Like MDS said, get your dick ready. Plus, chubby chicks ain't bad...specially with cute faces.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on December 05, 2016, 08:34:35 AM
chubby girls know theyre chubby....get your dick ready

this.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 05, 2016, 10:08:51 AM
I bailed
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on December 05, 2016, 10:32:11 AM
Waistist!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on December 05, 2016, 10:37:31 AM
You missed out on a good story for us. You have to make
it up by beating a "getting robbed by a hooker and farging her" story. You owe us!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on December 05, 2016, 11:03:03 AM
I bailed

did the top of her head look that hideous in the selfies ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on December 05, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
You missed out on a good story for us. You have to make it up by beating a "getting robbed by a hooker and farging her" story. You owe us!

I don't consider it robbery since she used one of the credit cards to buy groceries.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 21, 2016, 06:15:31 PM
Question of the day: Would you bang a neighbor who lived on your same street?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on December 21, 2016, 06:59:48 PM
What could go wrong?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on December 21, 2016, 07:00:46 PM
Question of the day: Would you bang a neighbor who lived on your same street?

how long is the street
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 21, 2016, 07:01:02 PM
Yes

Easy access. As long as she's not batshtein crazy
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on December 21, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
Even more reason to. Yes.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 21, 2016, 07:32:24 PM
Question of the day: Would you bang a neighbor who lived on your same street?

how long is the street

bout the length of a football field

She's the exact opposite of my type. Tall blonde, doesn't drink. Unreal body though.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on December 21, 2016, 07:36:43 PM
no
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on December 21, 2016, 07:36:59 PM
She is crazy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 21, 2016, 07:38:22 PM
The whole no drinking thing is throwing me for a loop.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on December 21, 2016, 07:39:45 PM
agree with dio

if you lived on 95 and cottman  and she lived 95 and the inner harbor then maybe
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on December 21, 2016, 07:40:05 PM
Don't shtein where you eat.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on December 21, 2016, 07:41:53 PM
The whole no drinking thing is throwing me for a loop.

no drinking is usually a red flag for doods I wanna hang with for chicks it only matters if you wanna marry em
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on December 21, 2016, 08:14:40 PM
On the other hand, you've done so well in the past in the "choosing which ones to farg" category.  Perhaps it would be a fine idea to nail the sober barbie down the block.

Do not farg her.

I'm off for popcorn.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on December 21, 2016, 09:26:50 PM
Do it. What's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on January 21, 2017, 09:52:09 AM
There's a women's march in Philly today. Not even gonna comment further.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 21, 2017, 10:04:26 AM
I feel bad for all of their husbands who are going to go hungry today. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on January 21, 2017, 10:08:16 AM
There's a women's march in Philly today. Not even gonna comment further.

theres over 600 of them nationwide including a pretty big one in dc
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on January 21, 2017, 10:53:36 AM
I have to go to a wedding, otherwise I'd 100% show up with this sign

(http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/IRON_MY_SHIRT_BITCH.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 21, 2017, 11:35:15 AM
I'm assuming you'll just take the sign to the wedding and stand behind the bridal party at the alter. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 24, 2017, 08:10:42 PM
The bitch took me back to court for more child support because she's a loser. The court garnished too much money ($650) from my wages. So I contacted them to see if I could recoup that payment. They're telling me I'm shtein out of luck even though it was their error.

So I contacted my Congressman (Brian Fitzpatrick (R)) to see if he could assist me since it was the Governments farg up. Anyone have luck with contacting their Congressman?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 24, 2017, 08:52:37 PM
Never tried for anything like that.  The fact that he's a repub might be good for you though since he probably hates women just as much as you.  When it's all said and done, bitch might owe you money. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 24, 2017, 09:00:32 PM
Found this snippet

Quote
Fitzpatrick opposed President Donald Trump's 2017 executive order to temporarily curtail Muslim immigration until better screening methods are devised. He stated that “the president’s policy entirely misses the mark."

He used to work for the FBI so that explains the Trump hate

Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on February 24, 2017, 09:02:28 PM
The bitch took me back to court for more child support because she's a loser.

haha
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on February 24, 2017, 09:14:26 PM
im going to be hopefully helping get fitzpatrick out of office next year (check out swingleft.org if you havent) so use him while you can
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on February 24, 2017, 09:16:07 PM
does he rep the 6th or the 7th?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 24, 2017, 09:17:07 PM
does he rep the 6th or the 7th?

the 8th
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on February 24, 2017, 09:17:25 PM
hes the 8th...i might be confusing him with costello in the 6th. i forget which one is closer to me.

anyone farg republicans
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on February 24, 2017, 09:18:17 PM
6th and the 7th are two of only 15 congressional districts in the entire country who voted for romney and hillary
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on March 05, 2017, 01:34:05 PM
I've been emailing and calling the domestic relations office relentlessly over this over payment. I also wrote my Congressman. They called me and said they'd gladly inquire about it for me but they've tried before with domestic relations and got nowhere. I go to my mailbox and there's a check from Harrisburg for the over payment. Score one for Fathers who get raped for child support.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on March 18, 2017, 03:50:24 AM
After I was laid off in December, I sent a text to the mom to let her know that unless I found an internal job by March 1st, I would separate from the company, will go on unemployment, and barring a stroke of luck, whatever job I find will not pay as well, which will reduce the amount of "support" I pay. I did not find an internal position.

Per court procedure, I sent a certified letter to inform her of the court date on April 27th to hear my petition to amend child support to align with my new income.

She left a message stating that, per law, she will expect the $1,027 until the court rules otherwise. Instead I decided that in two weeks I will send the amount allowed by the Illinois Department of Employment Security for dependents. Since in ILL it's pretty cut and dry on how much the non-custodial parent pays, I anticipate the court ruling in favor of my petition; however, she also stated she's filing for bankruptcy which leads me to believe she would not be able to reimburse any overpayment.

Voicemail (https://clyp.it/53efphfu#)

As little as I care, the burning question I have for the mom is what the farg is her plan after the child is emancipated in 23 months?  It's called child farging support; not your primary income. Get a farging job, or if you're as disabled as you want to be, get on SSI and welfare and what not.

Should I report her to the Department of Children and Family Services? I almost feel like I should try to get custody, but I don't know how I could trust a 16 year old kid to live here when I've only met her once when I first learned about this three years ago.

I probably should have waited to listen to the voicemail until after I'm not drunk, but my first day back to work is on the 27th so I may not be sober for another week and two days.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on March 18, 2017, 01:53:07 PM
That voicemail made my blood boil. I have 50/50 custody of my daughter and I still have to pay $700 a month (as a sidenote, PA is one of the only states in this country where you still have to pay child support even if you have 50% custody). She's sounds exactly like my baby's momma, ungrateful, lazy, and woe is me attitude. She was fired from her 3rd job in 5 years (also had 2 DUIs), instead of trying to find a new one, she lived off unemployment, welfare, and child support. When she drug me back to court in November, she gave the mediator a doctors note saying she couldn't work ever again (or so she thought) and thought she was going to get a huge bump in child support. The mediator read the note, the Doc said she couldn't be a hairdresser any longer because her back 'supposedly' bothers her so much (she's full of shtein, she was also denied SSD). Her child support only went up $100, she started crying to the mediator "what am I supposed to live off of?"...the mediator said, and I quote "you could always get a job". During court she threatened to take me to court to get more custody. I said good luck with that and walked out, bitch calls me a week later and apologizes.

I don't know how it works in Illinois...or more specifically the county you reside in. All counties within a state do child support different. Where I live (Bucks County) they're a bunch of hard asses. If you don't know the routine, you'll go to mediation. The mediator will punch in both your income numbers, a portion of any schools/child care and health insurance will be deducted from the final amount. In the case of my baby's momma, she hadn't worked in over 6 months last we went to court, so the mediator went off her last income which was her unemployment which was about $1200 a month. Each state/county has a child support calculator which generally gives an accurate payment amount.

As far as what happens to baby's momma once your daughter turns 18 who gives a shtein? Let her rot. She made her bed she can lay in it.

How far does your daughter live from you? No matter what age a child/kid/person is, they want to know their parents. I would try to establish a relationship with her. 16 isn't too old to form a bond. The mom sounds like a piece of work, and I'm sure your daughter needs a father figure/male role model in her life. Every child psychology book I've ever read emphasizes the impact a Fathers role has in their childs life. Even kids who visited their incarcerated Fathers were healthier than those who had no Father at all. You can petition the court for custody, unfortunately courts don't like to disrupt custody. You could maybe get a few days a week which would lower your support. Since your daughter is 16, it's her decision whether she'd want to live with you or her mom.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 18, 2017, 01:57:06 PM
She uses "um" at the same rate as most professional athletes.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2017, 02:41:02 PM
shes sounds hot....she single?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on March 18, 2017, 03:10:20 PM
She was kinda hot when I banged her, but has since gotten superfat, like Andy Reid fat. I about puked the first time I saw her in court. Strangely enough, the mom has pulled the kid out of school so she could attend every court date too.

SD, I met the kid once and texted a few times so we could hang out more, but she never responded. If the kid doesn't want a relationship with me, I'm cool with it and am not going to try to force it. Actually she did call once to ask for money, but I couldn't tell if the voicemail was left by her or was really her mom pretending to be her daughter (baby momma definitely is that crazy). Either way, if they would have slowed played it and said let's hang out or whatever, it probably wouldn't have taken more than a couple months before I would have given all the money I have.

At least your ex has worked during her life. This lady has never had any job...ever.

From what I can tell, all counties in IL are the same. I know in Peoria County, the non-custodial parent pays 20% of their income after state & federal taxes and health insurance are deducted.

She uses "um" at the same rate as most professional athletes.

That's how the bowling ball rolls down the alley.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on March 18, 2017, 06:59:46 PM
Y'alls pullout game is WEAK.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on March 24, 2017, 04:36:39 PM
As I was leaving to run errands, fat cow of baby's momma stopped by my house (I wish my address was not public info) to ask if I got her message about paying the ~$1k. I told her I would pay her in accordance to the Illinois Department of Employment Security disbursement.

Her: "By law, you're required to pay the original amount."
Me: "If the judge agrees, then I'll owe you money."
Her: "You're a selfish prick"
Me: "Please don't come back here ever again."

I didn't realize she had brought the kid with her until she backed up to block me in the driveway so she could flip me off.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 24, 2017, 05:27:08 PM
Total bitch move. 

I avoid communication as much as possible with my ex.  My kids are pretty much grown and have their own cell phones so they can call me, or I call them whenever we want to talk.  Every now and then though the bitch still manages to find a reason to communicate with me.  I'm 99% positive she does it just so she can piss me off.  Only 1 year until my youngest turns 18 and graduates and I'll be free and clear from having to deal with my ex almost completely. 

Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on March 24, 2017, 05:48:04 PM
Jesus T-Hawk. Were you Hitler in your past life? Did you rape babies at birth?

Hopefully you pull out of this with most of your sanity intact. Sounds like she'll be showing up at your doorstep as soon as they're evicted. Hope you have a murphy bed or inflatable mattress at your place...you'll need a place to sleep.

Take your kid to an Eagles road trip with you. Maybe she'll want nothing to do with you once she sees your act.

In all seriousness, good luck buddy. I'm hoping for the best for you.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on March 24, 2017, 05:58:48 PM
I'd record every second of contact with her. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on March 24, 2017, 06:03:02 PM
I had a friend who took video of his meetings and interactions.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on March 24, 2017, 06:09:28 PM
The one with the black leather couch?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 24, 2017, 06:10:35 PM
My lord THawk you've got one mega bitch on your hands. That sucks sorry you have to deal with that shtein
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on March 24, 2017, 06:36:14 PM
My buddy's ex was literally a fall down junky alcoholic disaster.  I told him whenever she showed up, just turn the recorder on the phone on.  He recorded her so drunk she couldn't get up off the ground.  He texted the video to his lawyer who immediately called the cops on her.  Took her ass straight to rehab.  Didn't work, though.  She died last year at 32 farging years old.  Left him with two girls 4 and 6 to rear on his own. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on March 24, 2017, 07:11:00 PM
The one with the black leather couch?

lolololololol

I never thought there was a more despicable pos than my baby's momma but yours has mine beat T.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 24, 2017, 07:40:49 PM
My buddy's ex was literally a fall down junky alcoholic disaster.  I told him whenever she showed up, just turn the recorder on the phone on.  He recorded her so drunk she couldn't get up off the ground.  He texted the video to his lawyer who immediately called the cops on her.  Took her ass straight to rehab.  Didn't work, though.  She died last year at 32 farging years old.  Left him with two girls 4 and 6 to rear on his own. 

I fail to see how this didn't work out. 

Junky alcoholic mom is out of the picture, kids get a shot at being raised in a loving environment with some normalcy, and your friend gets his kids with no more baby mama drama.

This is damn near every dude's (with baby mama issues) dream. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on March 24, 2017, 07:57:52 PM
most men would rather have their kids with an alcoholic than have to raise them on their own
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 24, 2017, 08:05:27 PM
Yeah, those dudes are dicks.  I'm talking about normal dudes who love their kids. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on March 24, 2017, 08:14:48 PM


This is damn near every dude's (with baby mama issues) dream.

I've prayed for this. Came close when her head went through her windshield when her drunk ass slammed her car into a traffic light.

9 more years
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on March 24, 2017, 08:17:20 PM
My buddy's ex was literally a fall down junky alcoholic disaster.  I told him whenever she showed up, just turn the recorder on the phone on.  He recorded her so drunk she couldn't get up off the ground.  He texted the video to his lawyer who immediately called the cops on her.  Took her ass straight to rehab.  Didn't work, though.  She died last year at 32 farging years old.  Left him with two girls 4 and 6 to rear on his own. 

Nice story, but we all know why you posted.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on March 24, 2017, 10:02:13 PM
this thread makes me so happy that all the girls i ever knocked up were god-hating liberals. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2017, 01:49:33 AM
The one with the black leather couch?

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on March 25, 2017, 03:02:58 AM
Jesus T-Hawk. Were you Hitler in your past life? Did you rape babies at birth?

Hopefully you pull out of this with most of your sanity intact. Sounds like she'll be showing up at your doorstep as soon as they're evicted. Hope you have a murphy bed or inflatable mattress at your place...you'll need a place to sleep.

Take your kid to an Eagles road trip with you. Maybe she'll want nothing to do with you once she sees your act.

In all seriousness, good luck buddy. I'm hoping for the best for you.

My sanity is unflinching. The kid already doesn't want anything to do with me. The mom has less than zero chance than ever entering my house.

I'm not sure if my meatcicle owes me an apology or if I need to apologize to the little big guy

this thread makes me so happy that all the girls i ever knocked up were god-hating liberals. 


Abortions for life!!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2017, 02:43:21 PM
Have yall seen the video of this crazy lady going nuts because some dude gave his girl a quick peck on the forehead?  It's blown up on reddit the other day and now it's all over fb, twitter, etc.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1490982861
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 02, 2017, 02:54:03 PM
Wow.

That chick is full blown crazy.

Lol at having sex and then swing sexually harassed. Went full Trump at the end too with a go back wheee you came from too.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 02, 2017, 06:49:11 PM
she seems nice
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on April 02, 2017, 06:54:54 PM
Women are farging nuts.  My buddy pointed out where the bathroom is in our local pub to a girl who was clearly over 18 and her fat disgusting troll of a mother went ballistic.  She said she was going to call the cops and that my friend was a disgusting pervert.  He literally pointed and said it's over there in the corner then sat down. 

To this mutt he was obviously inviting her precious angel to do unspeakable things to him. 

Funnily enough she ended up being asked to leave by the female manager because she was making an ass Of herself and other customers complained about her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 02, 2017, 06:57:38 PM
holy crap men are the worst kind of people
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 02, 2017, 07:07:43 PM
After watching that video, I'm not sure what sex is anymore
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2017, 07:37:43 PM
To be fair, I don't think you had a firm grasp of it before the video either.


So I've heard...


From chuggie's mom...


And chuggie.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 02, 2017, 10:11:22 PM
lol I walked right into that one
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 16, 2017, 11:31:36 PM
:sdbatsignal

(https://scontent.fewr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18010916_10213782103813110_2856639002207050516_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=c440299aa82e1a998cf7c2c20aebb169&oe=598F62C3)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 27, 2017, 11:29:11 AM
My petition to adjust child support was heard by the court today, and it ruled in my favor. I'm a lawyer now.

Currently IL Child Support is pretty straight forward, 20% of the non-custodial parents gross salary less taxes and health insurance. The judge alluded to the law changing 01JULY2017 to also take into account the custodial parents income. Since she doesn't have a job, it's probably good the adjustment was made now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on April 27, 2017, 11:57:47 AM
CONGRATULATIONS!

You only have to do this for 5 years or so, right?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 27, 2017, 12:43:10 PM
My petition to adjust child support was heard by the court today, and it ruled in my favor. I'm a lawyer now.

Currently IL Child Support is pretty straight forward, 20% of the non-custodial parents gross salary less taxes and health insurance. The judge alluded to the law changing 01JULY2017 to also take into account the custodial parents income. Since she doesn't have a job, it's probably good the adjustment was made now.

Hell yeah
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 27, 2017, 01:14:08 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!

You only have to do this for 5 years or so, right?

I thought it was only 1 year and 10 months, but learned that child support ends the age of emancipation or high school graduation, whichever is later. So instead of 22 months, I have about 25 months left before I buy a Challenger.

My petition to adjust child support was heard by the court today, and it ruled in my favor. I'm a lawyer now.

Currently IL Child Support is pretty straight forward, 20% of the non-custodial parents gross salary less taxes and health insurance. The judge alluded to the law changing 01JULY2017 to also take into account the custodial parents income. Since she doesn't have a job, it's probably good the adjustment was made now.

Hell yeah

The judge even thanked me for being so well prepared. Apparently the losers the court is used to seeing bring only their proof of income (pay stubs) and expect the court to figure out the disbursement per pay period.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 27, 2017, 06:41:28 PM
Congrats man. Now just hope your kid doesn't fail a grade.

And yeah, most people who venture into the court system (any court, for any reason) are usually clueless morons.  I had to go to traffic court like 10 years ago for a speeding ticket and while I'm waiting for my turn I see people getting called up who are contesting a ticket for no DL and they didn't think it would be important to, ya know, bring their DL.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 03, 2017, 03:42:10 PM
Baby's Momma calls yesterday

Me: Hello?
BM: crying...inaudible...
Me: Is everything alright with G?
BM: (more crying) Yeah she's fine, this is so hard, I thought I could keep it together, I just need a moment
Me: Ok
BM: (crying) I wasn't sure what was happening with our housing situation but I have to be out in a few weeks. I have some things in the works but they won't come through in time for us to stay here.
Me: Ok
BM: (crying) I put in for this assisted housing program, but it's going to take a few months to go through and it's either in Souderton or Landsale.
Me: What?
BM: Well that's where we'll have to relocate
Me: Bullfargingshtein...you're not moving my daughter an hour away from me
BM: Well what else am I supposed to do? I have no where to go
Me: G can stay with me full time until you can get your shtein together. But you will not move her an hour away from me. Over my dead farging body.
BM: You can't tell me where to live
Me: Uhhh yes I can, you can't up and move my daughter an hour away from me, into a new county, and a new school, without my approval. It's in our custody agreement.
BM: (hysterical crying) Well what else am I supposed to do? I have nowhere to live
Me: I don't give two shteins what you do, G can stay with me full time and you can go and get your shtein together.
BM: Silence (she hangs up)

I already told her once she couldn't live with me, the call yesterday was another attempt. I was screaming at her at the top of my lungs. So I took off this morning, went to court to file a petition for full custody, and met with my lawyer. This bitch owes me money, has been nothing but a thorn in my farging side, has pissed my entire family off, makes random shtein up like I drink and drive with my daughter (bitch has 2 DUIs), and now she wants my farging help. This has been a long time coming for her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on May 03, 2017, 03:56:34 PM
on the flip, let a dad miss some support payments.

seriously dude, bury her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 03, 2017, 03:57:57 PM
on the flip, let a dad miss some support payments.

seriously dude, bury her.

I'm done man. I tried to be the bigger person for my daughters sake but I can't take it anymore.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on May 03, 2017, 03:59:20 PM
on the flip, let a dad miss some support payments.

seriously dude, bury her.

I'm done man. I tried to be the bigger person for my daughters sake but I can't take it anymore.

I hear you, I watched my brother in law go through the same thing for years. he never stood his ground. now his kids barely talk to him because the baby mama lied to the kids.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 03, 2017, 04:28:41 PM
I knew that bitch would be trouble for SD the minute she blew you at the tailgate, smeags.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on May 03, 2017, 04:42:58 PM
Did you stay for the money shot Romey?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 03, 2017, 04:45:24 PM
Nope.  I was banging two Disney On Ice milfs at the time. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on May 03, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Atta boy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 03, 2017, 05:15:06 PM
Who you callin boy?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 03, 2017, 05:18:05 PM
Nope.  I was banging two Disney On Ice milfs at the time.

I remember that game. Pretty sure it was the playoff game against the Giants. Those DOI milfs were smoking.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 03, 2017, 05:33:27 PM
Nope.  I was banging two Disney On Ice milfs at the time.

I remember that game. Pretty sure it was the playoff game against the Giants. Those DOI milfs were smoking.

That is correct sir.   
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on May 03, 2017, 05:37:28 PM
pics or gtfo!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 09, 2017, 09:55:13 AM
Congrats man. Now just hope your kid doesn't fail a grade.

And yeah, most people who venture into the court system (any court, for any reason) are usually clueless morons.  I had to go to traffic court like 10 years ago for a speeding ticket and while I'm waiting for my turn I see people getting called up who are contesting a ticket for no DL and they didn't think it would be important to, ya know, bring their DL.

When I was in traffic court, a guy there for a dui was wearing a budweiser tshirt.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on May 09, 2017, 10:28:33 AM
I knew that bitch would be trouble for SD the minute she blew you at the tailgate, smeags.

one hole relationships are less drama.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 11, 2017, 12:04:41 AM
Is it a bitch move for a dude to get a restraining order against a girl?

edit: crazy be cray
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 11, 2017, 06:18:52 AM
not at all
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on May 11, 2017, 07:33:31 AM
Do it. You don't need crazy shtein appearing at your doorstep.

BTW...does the landlord take pennies?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 11, 2017, 08:11:32 AM
Wow...she's got a few loose. I don't see an issue with a RO
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 11, 2017, 10:38:24 AM
You don't need a RO, you need a guy who knows a guy who does things to people
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 11, 2017, 10:42:57 AM
Sounds like witness protection wouldn't be a bad option either.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 11, 2017, 11:45:12 PM
I was unable to envision a scenario where I kept my cool when she visits. I don't mean hitting her as I'm the most non-violent motherfarger you'll meet; I mean hurling vile and hurtful obscenities at her. I'm not sure this was any better:

edit: crazy be cray
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2017, 12:36:38 AM
Never make threats (including legal ones) in writing.  You really suck at this whole crazy bitch ex baby mama thing. 

Also, I don't know what level of desire you have to ever get to know your kid, but if that's something that you hope to achieve one day, it took a giant step backwards today because your baby crazy mama is most certainly shtein talking you to the kid....and the kid's gonna believe every last word of it because she knows her mom, not you. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 12, 2017, 01:17:42 AM
If the kid ever wants to develop a relationship, I'm open to it, but I'm not going out of my way. The kid heard 13 years worth of shtein talking before she met me that one time and three additional years since. I doubt this message has an impact.

I don't understand the issue with having something like that in writing. I thought it was better to let her know of the potential of a RO rather than just slapping one on her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2017, 02:03:45 AM
If the kid ever wants to develop a relationship, I'm open to it, but I'm not going out of my way. The kid heard 13 years worth of shtein talking before she met me that one time and three additional years since. I doubt this message has an impact.

Being open to it and actually wanting it are 2 entirely different things.  I'm not judging and not trying to sway your stance on it 1 way or the other, but if you legitimately want to try and form some sort of relationship with her, then it's going to take a lot of effort on your end, and threatening a RO on her mom might not be the best way to go about that. 

If you're taking a more casual approach and waiting on the kid to come to you, then yeah, the message will have practically no impact other than reinforcing her (the kid's) existing belief that you don't give a shtein about her.  Remember, the kid (even if she's a little shtein now) didn't ask for this and at the end of the day, probably just wants to know that someone out there gives a farg about her.  Hell, kids are smarter than given credit for (even the stupid ones) and they know if they have crappy parents, so chances are she probably knows her mom is a farg up - but it's still her mom and the only parent she really knows.  She doesn't know you other than what her mom tells her and despite the fact that she isn't actively trying to form a relationship with you, chances are she wants one.  Or she probably at least wants to get to know you well enough to decide if she wants a lasting father/daughter type relationship, but assuming that she's had a somewhat rough childhood, it's highly doubtful that she'll make the first move.     

Like I said, I'm not judging at all.  I don't envy your position.  But don't put it on the kid to reach out to you.  Either you want to try and get to know her or you don't.  If you don't care, then carry on as you've been doing.  But if you actually want to try, then you gotta be persistent even if it means dealing with her crazy mom.     

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I don't understand the issue with having something like that in writing. I thought it was better to let her know of the potential of a RO rather than just slapping one on her.

That's a mighty considerate perspective given that you were given no warning that you had a kid.  There's nothing "wrong" with putting that in a text to her, but I know that when it comes to dealing with my ex via text or email, I prefer all of my correspondence to be sunshine and rainbows so that there isn't a single thing of mine in writing that she can ever hold against me or use against me with my kids. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2017, 06:06:26 AM
I think T-Hawk handled it perfectly. I'm actually astounded at her response (Got it).  I would save the texts just in case you end up in front of a judge at some point.

And honestly, it seems as though having a relationship with the child isn't going to really happen in earnest until she becomes an adult (if at all).  The mother seems like a total funhole who's only interested in dollar bills from him.  I hope she's not instilling those "values" in her child, because if she is, it would probably be best to just keep making the payments and forgo the relationship.

Whatever the case, sorry you're being put through the ringer, dude.

Seems like the old adage, "the best part of having kids is making them" rings truer more than ever these days.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on May 12, 2017, 07:19:47 AM
I don't see it as a threat. I see it as notice that Thawk will do everything by the book if she doesn't behave in a civil manner. She's asking for favors, and telling her she won't get any if she wants to get nasty isn't anything more than standing your ground.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 12, 2017, 08:28:24 AM
One of the things I find upsetting is she doesn't "ask" for favors; she demands them. When the court first ordered I make payments, it also said I needed to pay arrearage back to when I was first served the summons (much better than the entire 13 years). At the time I was getting paid on the 1st of every month so she thought that's the exact date at which she deserved to get paid. When I would wait to get paid before making the payment through the state's website, it wouldn't reach her until the 5th. Every month (until I saved enough to pay off the $8k), she would call my parents (no idea how she got their number) to yell at them about what a deadbeat they raised.

I appreciate your point, Sarge. I never wanted a kid, but have a difficult time admitting that I don't care if I have a relationship with her. After the first time we met, I contacted the kid several times a month for a few months to see if she wanted to do shtein like go get ice cream, go to dinner, go on a hike, go play mini-golf, etc., but she never responded so I figured we're both better off with me just giving them money. The kid did reach out to me once about six months to a year ago to ask that I give her and her mom more money, but it is possible (maybe even likely) that it was the mom pretending to be the kid.

Rome, the mom is undoubtedly only interested in the benjamins. Child support is her way of securing an income without the hassle of having to go to work.

I've been telling my friends that if I wind up dead in the next two years and speedballs & hookers weren't involved, then they need to demand the police investigate.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 12, 2017, 08:38:13 AM
I'm totally going out that way.  Just sayin...
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2017, 12:50:47 PM
There's less than a 1% chance that your death doesn't occur at or immediately following a trip to a smorgasbord.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 12, 2017, 09:15:03 PM
I'm totally going out that way.  Just sayin...

No reason to joke about that. Besides, I decided she's not going to implement her plot to cause my death until the money train nears its last stop in two years.

As much as I try not to give a farg, I can't help but to wonder how she's going to survive in two years.

There's less than a 1% chance that your death doesn't occur at or immediately following a trip to a smorgasbord.

As you're well aware, I'm a dumbass. I don't get it. Is it a smorgasbord of drugs, booze, and Hoyda?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2017, 09:30:24 PM
Nope. Just food.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 12, 2017, 09:46:02 PM
I wish food had a face so I could punch it
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 12, 2017, 09:46:14 PM
Or farg it
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 12, 2017, 09:47:46 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_4EuOwCfJlQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on May 12, 2017, 11:01:50 PM
I'm not gonna go into specifics but I met T-Hawk once and there was a woman and money problem involved also.

But seriously hope it all goes well man, seems not fun.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 12, 2017, 11:05:05 PM
I've heard about that, lol.  Was he wearing the Akers jersey I sent him?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on May 12, 2017, 11:10:53 PM
i'm not sure but i definitely loaned him money. then he won it right back at the casino like a fargin hero.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 13, 2017, 10:35:29 AM
I bought a sweet Montgomery throwback for the NOLA trip. I'm pretty sure the girl just didn't want to wake me up to ask for money so she took a couple cards before she took off so she could by some groceries. I'm an unwitting philanthropist.

I can't thank you enough for loaning me some cash. I won enough to pay you back and support the rest of the trip. Fueled by the dreamsicle of Captain & OJ, I thought we all won at what's her name's table.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 15, 2017, 07:29:26 PM
This is the last time I'll post updates on this saga because nobody wants to witness a train wreck, but holy shtein:

(http://i.imgur.com/SftNEKp.png)

I don't know what to say other than:

http://bfy.tw/BoDf
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 15, 2017, 07:36:38 PM
Get er Done Financial, huh?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 15, 2017, 07:38:27 PM
MA gonna MA
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on May 15, 2017, 07:39:40 PM
I'm not sure what's worse, that it might be owned by Larry the Cable Guy or that he might be forced to take them to court over it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2017, 08:13:03 PM
Or she has a friend deposit it into their account and then give her the money

Sucks you have to deal with that man
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on May 15, 2017, 10:01:01 PM
she writes like a trump supporter
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 15, 2017, 10:21:57 PM
This will not be the last time I post updates on this saga:

The blacked out portion is over the kid's name.

"You know what would be best for <kid's name>? If you got off your fat farging ass and earned a paycheck for the first time since you began plaguing the Earth a half century ago."

-OR-

"Then why don't you get a job at Cat?"

(http://i.imgur.com/trsS18U.png) (http://i.imgur.com/E1sikuA.png?1)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 15, 2017, 10:24:21 PM

"You know what would be best for <kid's name>? If you got off your fat farging ass and earned a paycheck for the first time since you began plaguing the Earth a half century ago."

-OR-

"Then why don't you get a job at Cat?"

The correct answer is neither; going to Genesis this bitch with no reply at all.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 15, 2017, 10:25:26 PM
Give the bitch a money order.  Or just hand her a giant sack of pennies.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2017, 10:26:35 PM
Wait she's trying to say the kid wants one check per month?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 15, 2017, 10:32:16 PM
She's trying to use the kid to guilt me into doing what she wants. Nobody in their right mind would care if they got a single check for an amount or two installments in the same time frame equal to the same amount.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2017, 10:37:50 PM
Exactly.

Her head is going to explode when you don't give in
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 16, 2017, 12:33:22 AM
Only thing I'm a little confused on is why the check is going direct to her?  Don't you send money to IL Dept of Child Services and then they turn around and pay her?  That's how it worked when my ex lived in WA and it's the same in Idaho, so I just kind of figured that's how all states do it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 16, 2017, 12:36:00 AM
On a somewhat related note, the state of Idaho charges me $25.00 every year so they can take my money and give it to a succubus from the outer edge of hell.  Dicks.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 16, 2017, 12:46:40 AM
That's how it's supposed to work, and, sooner than later, will happen again. I'm doing her a favor by writing her a check because her bank accounts are frozen. If I paid through the child support disbursement unit or had it directly deducted, her bank would claim the money because, I'm guessing, she is that far overdrawn.

You should thank Idaho; I'm charged $36/year.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on May 16, 2017, 09:41:59 AM
I don't think I'd be particularly well-suited to deal with that kind of bullshtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 16, 2017, 07:34:19 PM
If Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud, and Frasier had a psychiatricly enhanced baby, it wouldn't be equipped to deal with this kind of crazy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 17, 2017, 12:00:26 PM
So bitch moved into her co-workers basement while I was on vacation with my daughter and never told me. I just found out last night. I'm serving her papers for court today.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on May 17, 2017, 12:24:36 PM
you gonna go for full custody ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on May 17, 2017, 12:38:21 PM
So bitch moved into her co-workers basement while I was on vacation with my daughter and never told me. I just found out last night. I'm serving her papers for court today.

Is she supposed to let you know each time she moves?

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 17, 2017, 01:43:47 PM
I wouldn't let a co-worker move into my basement, and I'm not a hairdresser so my work exposure to crazy is limited.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 17, 2017, 03:31:49 PM
you gonna go for full custody ?

I filed asking for full custody, there's a 0% chance I'll get it. My goal is to get primary physical custody. She called me a few hours ago wanting to 'talk'. So I let her blab away for 5 minutes about how she got this new job, and the people she's staying with are nice, and the basement is finished, and she went through a 'hardship' when she hurt her back and lost her job. Truth is she lost her job in March of 2016. She sat on her ass until September when her unemployment ran out. She tried filing for disability and took me back to court for more child support with the notion she was completely unemployable. The mediator read her doctors note and said she could work. She was also denied disability. So with her dream gone of leaching off me and the Government she was forced to get a job. Since November she's worked 20 hours a week at TJ Maxx.

She seems to think because she's the mother and has my daughter one more day every two weeks that she can just do whatever she wants. She blabbed on some more and said if I wanted to go back to court blah blah blah, I told her our court date and said you'll be getting the papers soon. She flipped out and I hung up on her.

So bitch moved into her co-workers basement while I was on vacation with my daughter and never told me. I just found out last night. I'm serving her papers for court today.
Is she supposed to let you know each time she moves?

According to our custody agreement I'm to have at least 30 days notice prior to my daughter having a new address. She's living with a family that's 4 miles from me so that will not modify our custody agreement. If she were to move an hour away to an assisted housing which is her plan, then that has to go through the courts. She seems to think she can just go where she pleases.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on May 17, 2017, 03:45:52 PM
yeah man, sounds like a good deal to at least get primary physical custody. your daughter needs that stability.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 17, 2017, 04:48:26 PM
She sounds delightful. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 17, 2017, 09:01:25 PM
Her and THawks problem lady should be friends
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 17, 2017, 09:41:07 PM
you gonna go for full custody ?

I filed asking for full custody, there's a 0% chance I'll get it.

I hope you're wrong. The court has to recognize the mom is crazy and doing her best to game the system.
Her and THawks problem lady should be friends

I think they're twins who were separated at birth, and sharing the same brain. Except the one I know was lucky enough to have rich parents so she hasn't ever had to work. She also has a doctor's note saying her back, while not preventing her from ever doing anything she wanted to do, is bad enough to keep her from working. Since her mom kicked her out last year, she should probably attempt to draw SSI, but it would most likely be denied after receiving the same scrutiny as PennsylCrazy's claim. IllCray's rich parents installed enough of a sense of entitlement that government assistance is beneath her; at least PC tries to milk the system.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 17, 2017, 10:09:15 PM
I only have 12 child support payments left and then I'm completely free from my skanky ex. Sure, I'll still have to deal with her since kids are forever so there will be college graduation and weddings and other big life events where I'll have to look at her stupid face, but I won't have to give her another farging dime of my money. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 17, 2017, 11:02:00 PM
That's awesome. I'm going to have a $780 party the month after mine ends
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 18, 2017, 08:18:46 AM
You pay more for 1 kid than I did for 2.  I paid $612/mo for both kids and when my oldest turned 18 and graduated HS, my support got cut in half.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 18, 2017, 08:26:30 AM
Granted, my support was set some 15 years ago and it's not like I was making big $$ in the Marines. I was still pretty low on the totem pole at the time. She threatened to go back one or twice, but then I reminded her that her child support was based on household income, so her b/f's income (and father of her youngest kid) would have counted and my support would likely get reduced. I probably should have let her do that, but I don't mind paying support and I want my kids to be provided for.  I just hate the bitch who gets my money.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 18, 2017, 08:30:44 AM
Her and THawks problem lady should be friends

Yeah like Thelma & Louise. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 18, 2017, 08:32:52 AM
You pay more for 1 kid than I did for 2.  I paid $612/mo for both kids and when my oldest turned 18 and graduated HS, my support got cut in half.

I pay $700 for 1 and I have her 45% of the time.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 18, 2017, 08:40:22 AM
So basically you're subsidizing your ex's loafing ass. 

Great farging system we have. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 18, 2017, 09:26:20 AM
You pay more for 1 kid than I did for 2.  I paid $612/mo for both kids and when my oldest turned 18 and graduated HS, my support got cut in half.

I pay $700 for 1 and I have her 45% of the time.

Another thing that worked in my favor was that I got divorced and had child support set in WA State, which is a pretty fair state when it comes to this stuff.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on May 18, 2017, 09:35:01 AM
Just wanted to drop in to say that things with the ladyfriend and me are great.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 18, 2017, 09:58:08 AM
yeah, no they're not. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on May 18, 2017, 10:31:26 AM
OK cool.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on May 18, 2017, 10:49:17 AM
Just wanted to drop in to say that things with the ladyfriend and me are great.

Great to hear! I'll wait until two months after the support ends to have the party so I can fly you and your ladyfriend in for it
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 18, 2017, 11:38:04 AM
Just wanted to drop in to say that things with the ladyfriend and me are great.

I notice this was edited
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on May 18, 2017, 11:51:59 AM
Just wanted to drop in to say that things with the ladyfriend and me are great.

I notice this was edited

me for I.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on May 18, 2017, 12:03:28 PM
My initial thought was "Just wanted to drop in to say I gave the ladyfriend two black eyes"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on May 18, 2017, 12:09:51 PM
Just wanted to drop in to say that things with the ladyfriend and me are great.

I notice this was edited

me for I.

Bingo. If you can't use correct grammar on a stupid dying football message board what kind of person are you?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on May 18, 2017, 12:17:02 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 18, 2017, 12:28:41 PM
Just wanted to drop in to say that things with the ladyfriend and me are great.

I notice this was edited

me for I.

Bingo. If you can't use correct grammar on a stupid dying football message board what kind of person are you?

mds
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on May 18, 2017, 04:21:10 PM
🎤 💧
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on May 18, 2017, 10:44:55 PM
Yeah that was good.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on May 19, 2017, 12:54:38 AM
This is going to sound kinda gay, but I had an ungay dream and MDS was in it, and he was going to do something Catholic, and I was like, "aren't you jewish?"

Not sure why I remember that.

Hey MDS, did you finish dreaming the ending of that?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 19, 2017, 11:53:06 AM
This is going to sound kinda gay, but I had an ungay dream and MDS was in it, and he was going to do something Catholic, and I was like, "aren't you jewish?"

Translation:  Touching little boys

Quote
Not sure why I remember that.

Because you're gay.

Quote
Hey MDS, did you finish dreaming the ending of that?

He did.  It was a happy ending for all involved.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on May 19, 2017, 11:55:45 AM
 :-D :-D :-D

Nicely done.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on July 11, 2017, 07:51:34 PM
http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20170707-a-medieval-remedy-for-divorce

The article probably isn't worth reading past the first 2-3 paragraphs, to get the gist. It just struck me as funny - basically medieval Transylvanian Church prison where couples are locked up together for weeks until they work things out to avoid divorce, and it was reputedly effective. Maybe they left out the part where they start taking toes then fingers then eyes until the couple was happy again, don't know.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 11, 2017, 08:36:44 PM
If these were people with children then of course they worked it out.  Jail was vacation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 12, 2017, 12:07:08 AM
Government waste. Who gives a gosh darn about divorce? Spend that sanctimonious waste of money on buying less idiotic people some bread.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on July 12, 2017, 05:39:34 AM
you know how you cut down the divorce rate....get rid of marriage
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 12, 2017, 09:46:46 PM
Was at Lowes all set to by a new refrigerator. While standing in the checkout line, squaw decided to cop an attitude about some stupid shtein.  So I walked out of the store. Bitches don't get fridges.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 12, 2017, 09:53:45 PM
My stillupfront's mom
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 12, 2017, 11:24:47 PM
She's going to scalp you now, sucker
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 22, 2017, 09:02:21 PM
I have my daughter 100% of the time now. Her mom is staying on a couch at her sisters. Bitch brings groceries over the other day like I should be grateful.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 24, 2017, 09:28:20 AM
Congrats man! How much does she have to pay you in child support?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on July 24, 2017, 09:42:17 AM
I have my daughter 100% of the time now. Her mom is staying on a couch at her sisters. Bitch brings groceries over the other day like I should be grateful.

 :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 24, 2017, 11:10:35 AM
Congrats man! How much does she have to pay you in child support?

Ass, gas or grass... nobody rides for free.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 24, 2017, 12:58:03 PM
Congrats man! How much does she have to pay you in child support?

Zilch, in fact she's still collecting child support. We haven't gone back to court yet because it's only been a few weeks. She came over and cooked dinner for my daughter one night, then brought groceries over a few days later. She acted like I should be grateful. Anyway she asked if she could stay over Saturday I told her no. Then sent her a text later on telling her not to ever ask again and that the answer will always be know. I know her, her little acts of kindness are really her buttering me up so she can start staying over and weasel her way to me being cool with her. I sent a stern text just to set some boundaries. I don't want her comfortable with this situation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on July 24, 2017, 06:52:44 PM
Nice job SD. Way to stand your ground. It's easy to give in to that shtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 24, 2017, 06:55:00 PM
Nice job SD. Way to stand your ground. It's easy to give in to that shtein.

Thanks. I saw my lawyer today. Gonna give it a few weeks, see what happens, then probably file a motion for full custody.

I love having my daughter. We had a clam bake tonight. Bangin.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 24, 2017, 07:08:38 PM
No farging way does she step foot in my house.  Not after the galaxy of bullshtein she's run you through.  Being civil for the sake of your daughter is the only thing I would be.  Any by civil I mean I wouldn't slap a restraining order on her ass. 

Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on July 24, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
Stability is vital for a kid, specially one having gone a parent separation. Hopefully this is the start of some kind of 'normalization' of her life.

Anyway man, we're pulling for you. And we're taking notes as well.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 24, 2017, 07:14:19 PM
I wouldn't even let her in my house to cook dinner and she certainly wouldn't be allowed to stay to eat with us.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 24, 2017, 07:40:01 PM
First week baby's momma was coming to the door, coming in blah blah blah, I was always cordial for my daughters sake. I never say a bad word about her mother in front of her. After I set some boundaries she stays in the car now, my daughter will run out or she'll run back in.

I'm on a child custody forum right now, they're pretty well versed on this stuff. They're saying 6 months before I can establish a change so we'll see.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 24, 2017, 07:44:57 PM
Hey I hit the jackpot when I met my wife.   I won't dispute that.  But the fifty or so raving lunatics I dealt with before her prepared me just in case she's was nutcase 51. 

No farging way am I "nice" to her.  Civil?  Sure.  I won't call you a thieving psycho whore in front of our child.  That's me being civil. 

BTW:  I had this same conversation with a buddy of mine who went thru sheer hell with his ex.  She miraculously became "normal" when she was out on her ass.   And I'll say it to you the same way:

Get her the farg out of your lives. 

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 24, 2017, 07:51:32 PM
I'm on a child custody forum right now, they're pretty well versed on this stuff.

I'm a football forum right now.   :paranoid
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 31, 2017, 10:44:46 AM
My daughter is terrified of the dentist. One of her fillings fell out, so I made an appt a few weeks ago. She lets them clean her teeth, then freaks out once she sees the needle. So they get me and she's hysterical crying. So they put her in a different room. She holds her hands over her mouth and won't let them even look. So I make an appt for them to use gas. I tell the doc before time not to let her see a needle or even say the word injection or anything. So she starts flipping out again and won't let us put the gas mask on. So the Doc pulls me out side and says how committed are you to getting this done today? I told him 100%. So we go back in and my daughter freaks out and b lines it towards the door. I grab her kicking and screaming, put her in the chair and hold her down, the Doctor and nurse also hold her down. We put the gas in her nose and held her down until it started working. They wound up pulling the tooth.

On another note, since she moved in with me (3 weeks ago) she's seen her pos mom twice. She was supposed to pick her up yesterday around noon then kept making excuses. I worked OT until 1, so afterwards I just took her to a bbq. My buddy told me Saturday night baby momma is going to get used to the freedom...he's been there done that. Looks like he was right.

Rant over
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on July 31, 2017, 10:58:27 AM
get used to it, man.  selfish aholes do that kind of sheet.  my ex was on a tear for a while where i would drop my son off on saturday evenings & she would immediately take him to her sister's house for a "sleepover" so she could go out.  went on for months, but she eventually grew out of it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on July 31, 2017, 11:12:47 AM
I'm with your daughter; those needles are scary. On the bright side, if it weren't for my fear of needles, I'd probably be a heroin addict
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2017, 05:33:22 PM
So the Doc pulls me out side and says how committed are you to getting this done today? I told him 100%. So.... I grab her kicking and screaming..and hold her down...We put the gas in her nose and held her down until it started working.

Well done.  I'm the enforcer here.  My wife would have abandoned the effort and let the child rule the day.  That's a bad goddamned precedent.  Glad it worked out.

As for your baby mama...lol.  Good luck.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2017, 07:29:14 PM
My daughter was a farging baby about the dentist until I showed her what it looked like to lose three teeth because of gum disease.  I am fastidious about dental hygiene yet I still succumbed to it because of my zesty genes.  She about shtein her pants and immediately agreed to go to the dentist willingly for checkups.  The kid has never had a cavity, which is insane. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on July 31, 2017, 07:39:19 PM
I'm with your daughter; those needles are scary. On the bright side, if it weren't for my fear of needles, I'd probably be a heroin addict

 :-D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 31, 2017, 08:52:46 PM
This bitch picks up my daughter then gets all huffy when I'm not home when she decides to drop her off. She never gave me a drop off time. I'm just supposed to be here whenever she decides to bring her back. I wish I knew how to save a voicemail so you could all enjoy what a funhole she is. "We're out in front of your house...waiting". Apparently it's my responsibility to text her whenever I leave my house so if she decides to bring my daughter home I should be here at her convenience.

I get back home around 7 and my daughter tells me she didn't eat dinner either.

Pretty sure I'm being punished for something I did in a past life. I've said and done some stupid shtein but nothing bad enough to have to deal with this shtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2017, 09:42:42 PM
Have you considered the possibility that you are being punished for what you have done in this life?

Get a Prius.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on July 31, 2017, 10:16:29 PM
my roommate was walking home last night. wearing a t shirt and black pants. coming back from work. at a kitchen. some white guy in his 20s stops his car. rolls down the window.

"slut."

drives off. men.  ::)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on July 31, 2017, 10:17:37 PM
she hot?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on July 31, 2017, 10:21:13 PM
sigh
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2017, 09:13:45 AM
Have you considered the possibility that you are being punished for what you have done in this life?

Get a Prius.

lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 03, 2017, 12:21:21 PM
I just got a call from a collection agency trying to locate baby's momma (I didn't answer).
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 22, 2017, 04:49:45 PM
My daughter was only with me 3 days a week, I'd just pick up after her when she went back to her moms. Her mom is the biggest slob on the planet. She leaves dirty clothes all over the place, leaves food out, doesn't clean up after herself, just a complete mess. My daughters been with me full time now for a month, I noticed she lives just like her mom did, clothes a foot from her hamper, leaves her toys all over the place, leaves food out etc. I have unlimited OT so I'm cranking out a 70-80 hour work week, the last thing I feel like doing when I'm done a 13 hour day is cleaning up after her. No matter how many times I'd ask her to pick up after herself it just didn't register. So I offered her $5 a week to pick up after herself. Any time she makes a mess she doesn't clean up or her room is a mess I deduct a dollar. Yesterday marked the first week and she lived up to her end of the bargain. She's even pitching in around the house. Easily the best $20 a month I've spent in a long time if she keeps this up.

On a separate note, I took off tomorrow. Haven't been to Independence Hall/Liberty Bell since I was in grade school. I'm taking my daughter down for her first visit. Figure we'll do lunch in the city then hit up the tourist attractions. It's mid week and supposed to be overcast tomorrow so hopefully it's not too crowded.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2017, 08:34:25 PM
It'll be a fun day

I did that last summer with my sister. Spent the whole day down the city and even did the duck boat ride.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on August 22, 2017, 09:21:18 PM
constitution hall is ok...the liberty bell is a joke

if she's old enough take her to the mutter museum instead
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 22, 2017, 09:25:54 PM
The liberty bell is the most overrated landmark of all time and only white MA elders think it's cool to see it. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 22, 2017, 09:32:55 PM
It's a birthright. Imagine telling someone you're from Philly but never saw the Liberty bell. Figure I'll get it out of the way while she's young.

The real reason I'm going to the city is I have a doctors appt at Penn which is only a few blocks away. Parking is practically free if you're a patient so I might as well take advantage
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2017, 09:33:34 PM
It's a birthright. Imagine telling someone you're from Philly but never saw the Liberty bell. Figure I'll get it out of the way while she's young.

The real reason I'm going to the city is I have a doctors appt at Penn which is only a few blocks away. Parking is practically free if you're a patient so I might as well take advantage

Todd approves of your parking plan
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Munson on August 22, 2017, 09:33:46 PM
Liberty bell is fine for the history behind it.

Independence Hall is amazing and I got a little star struck in there in all honesty but im also a big us history nerd and get way too into that stuff.

The Constitution Center is my favorite place there, and the little video they show is another history nerd moment.

I need to do the Revolutionary War museum now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2017, 09:34:31 PM
I gotta get to D.C. for a week to take everything in
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on August 22, 2017, 10:06:58 PM
It's a birthright. Imagine telling someone you're from Philly but never saw the Liberty bell. Figure I'll get it out of the way while she's young.

The real reason I'm going to the city is I have a doctors appt at Penn which is only a few blocks away. Parking is practically free if you're a patient so I might as well take advantage

Todd approves of your parking plan

i do

sd the liberty bell is free but theres always a line. this is a big tourism period so theres probably going to be a bunch of middle americans waiting with you. also get a roast pork sandwich from dinics
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on August 22, 2017, 10:20:34 PM
Not only is the Liberty Bell lame but the overdone security they have there now has a very ironic police state feel.

As if the country couldn't handle the psychic loss of someone blowing up an already broken bell that honestly has limited historical significance.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 22, 2017, 10:26:02 PM
It's a birthright. Imagine telling someone you're from Philly but never saw the Liberty bell. Figure I'll get it out of the way while she's young.

The real reason I'm going to the city is I have a doctors appt at Penn which is only a few blocks away. Parking is practically free if you're a patient so I might as well take advantage

Todd approves of your parking plan

i do

sd the liberty bell is free but theres always a line. this is a big tourism period so theres probably going to be a bunch of middle americans waiting with you. also get a roast pork sandwich from dinics

I'm hoping mid week plus overcast will make for lesser lines. I spent $1.50 to book tickets in advance which guarantees your tour time at Independence Hall. We're already having lunch at Reading terminal so I'll check it out.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on August 22, 2017, 10:28:34 PM
dinics roast pork
millers pretzels
that smoothie place near dinics

youre welcome
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on August 23, 2017, 05:49:56 AM
dinics is great but at the same time food network overrated...you won't get the sights sounds and smells of the market but you'd do just as good staying in old city and getting a campos...then take her to franklin fountain for ice cream...holy farg is that place good

also pretzel factory is better than garbage millers and lol at smoothies...do doods actually drink them much less have a favorite or even know where good ones are?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 23, 2017, 08:47:35 AM
I used to plow this girl last year. It was never anything serious. She's cool and hot but is a complete mess otherwise. Haven't heard from her since November. I get a text from her this morning asking if I could lend her money until her unemployment check comes in. I thought about it for a minute, I could swing by her house, bang her, throw her a $50 and roll. I decided it's not worth the effort. I'm getting regular Hoyda at the moment so what benefit does it serve me.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 23, 2017, 09:02:11 AM
dude, you have some kind of psycho woman magnet ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on August 23, 2017, 09:07:16 AM
dinics is great but at the same time food network overrated...you won't get the sights sounds and smells of the market but you'd do just as good staying in old city and getting a campos...then take her to franklin fountain for ice cream...holy farg is that place good

also pretzel factory is better than garbage millers and lol at smoothies...do doods actually drink them much less have a favorite or even know where good ones are?

i love a good fruit smoothie. that place does an apple, orange and banana jawn that is legit.

and millers is easily better than pretzel factory...the farg you on junior

franklin fountain though is real
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on August 23, 2017, 09:29:16 AM
i had a smoothie for breakfast. fast way to get some food in my gut.

are smoothies just for girls now?

Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 23, 2017, 09:33:18 AM
im not much for fruit smoothies but to each their own. the thing that grosses me out are those green snout looking power smoothies people drink.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on August 23, 2017, 09:33:42 AM
the smoothie place i go to is run by asians

who knew
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on August 23, 2017, 10:16:02 AM
dude, you have some kind of psycho woman magnet ?

Isn't every male?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 23, 2017, 10:23:05 AM
i had a smoothie for breakfast. fast way to get some food in my gut.

are smoothies just for girls now?



I have one for lunch five days a week, but if IGY is going to question my manhood over it I'm gonna stop right now and drink some motor oil because I am a MAN, DAMMIT!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 23, 2017, 10:38:40 AM
dude, you have some kind of psycho woman magnet ?

Isn't every male?

Yes.  Especially the gay ones.  They attract a whole new level of crazy bitches. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 23, 2017, 10:42:51 AM
dude, you have some kind of psycho woman magnet ?

Isn't every male?

Yes.  Especially the gay ones.  They attract a whole new level of crazy bitches.

so I guess SD has some inner feelings he should look into. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on August 23, 2017, 10:57:53 AM
i had a smoothie for breakfast. fast way to get some food in my gut.

are smoothies just for girls now?

and kids
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 23, 2017, 11:18:15 AM
i had a smoothie for breakfast. fast way to get some food in my gut.

are smoothies just for girls now?



I have one for lunch five days a week, but if IGY is going to question my manhood over it I'm gonna stop right now and drink some motor oil because I am a MAN, DAMMIT!

lolol

synthetic or regular?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 23, 2017, 11:25:37 AM
mobil 1 full synthetic FTW !
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 23, 2017, 11:54:59 AM
Smoothies are farging delicious.  So is Orange Julius.  Orange, strawberry, banana ftw. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 23, 2017, 12:03:49 PM
Crap, guys. I did it again. I accidentally made another smoothie. I gotta drink it now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 23, 2017, 12:13:16 PM
Crap, guys. I did it again. I accidentally made another smoothie. I gotta drink it now.

the board's alpha male will not be pleased with this development.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on August 23, 2017, 12:41:49 PM
PG doesn't post here anymore. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 23, 2017, 12:48:10 PM
(http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/516/5164498/2483552-2354313811-frabz.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on August 23, 2017, 12:49:25 PM
She's more of a man than any of you bitches ever will be. 

Yeah, that's right.  I said it.  What.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 23, 2017, 01:03:55 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 23, 2017, 04:43:47 PM
We got there really early, they were able to move our tickets up an hour. It took 5-10 minutes to get through security for Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell, we did a tour of the Betsy Ross house too. There were zero lines otherwise. Didn't hit up the Reading terminal.

Babys momma and I usually split the price for school supplies. So I ask her if she could just buy my daughter a few outfits instead. She says my daughter has enough clothes. So I ask her to give me half the money for school supplies, she says she's low on money. I ask what are you doing with the $700 a month I'm giving you *crickets*
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 23, 2017, 04:50:40 PM
dude, you have some kind of psycho woman magnet ?

Girl I'm with now is the coolest girl I've ever been with. She's 5'10, blonde hair with purple highlights, tons of ink, and magnificent fake tits. Her body is amazing. She's completely self sufficient, owns her own house and business. Looks wise she's the exact opposite of what I usually go for.

Here's the catch: 5 kids and 2 baby daddy's. She's been snipped so I don't have to worry about knocking her up.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on August 24, 2017, 07:31:50 AM
Crap, guys. I did it again. I accidentally made another smoothie. I gotta drink it now.

please tell me you at least put alcohol in it
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on August 24, 2017, 08:31:54 AM
Y'all are some disfunctional motherfargers.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on August 24, 2017, 08:58:57 AM
Dysfunctional?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2017, 09:07:32 AM
Crap, guys. I did it again. I accidentally made another smoothie. I gotta drink it now.

please tell me you at least put alcohol in it

Are almonds an alcohol?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on August 24, 2017, 09:08:55 AM
Dysfunctional?

That too.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on August 24, 2017, 09:13:00 AM
disfunctional
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on August 24, 2017, 09:44:34 AM
Rusty just got dissed.  Or dyssed.  Whatever. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 24, 2017, 09:55:07 AM
he may distance himself from this thread now.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: rjs246 on August 24, 2017, 09:56:06 AM
Spelling is for iceholes.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on August 24, 2017, 10:02:23 AM
Womyn?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 24, 2017, 10:03:00 AM
Spelling is for iceholes.

It shore ys
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 24, 2017, 10:38:07 AM
u r awe acting phoolish now.


Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2017, 12:28:39 PM
I hope you all dye.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 24, 2017, 01:42:49 PM
u no ewe luv us
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on August 24, 2017, 02:51:12 PM
His genius friends would be highly dysapointed.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on August 24, 2017, 05:07:45 PM

you:  a middle aged single father, science denier, and closeted Trumper
her:  five kids from two baby daddies, bleached and dyed hair, buckets of ink, and fake tits....

bold prediction:  this ain't gonna end well
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2017, 06:25:31 PM
Who files the restraining order first? I say SD.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 24, 2017, 07:23:58 PM

you:  a middle aged single father, science denier, and closeted Trumper
her:  five kids from two baby daddies, bleached and dyed hair, buckets of ink, and fake tits....

bold prediction:  this ain't gonna end well

You know you wish you could switch places with me. I pity the married folks on this board, I'm sure you all have great wives but women are women, dealing with their childish irrational outbursts is something I can't deal with.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2017, 07:27:25 PM
You should switch to bangin' dudes, then. Way less drama, I'll bet.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 24, 2017, 07:36:51 PM
My gay co-worker would disagree. Dude has boyfriend drama every day.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on August 24, 2017, 09:45:33 PM
Just saw the bat signal. Did someone mention teh gays?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 27, 2017, 09:20:30 AM

you:  a middle aged single father, science denier, and closeted Trumper
her:  five kids from two baby daddies, bleached and dyed hair, buckets of ink, and fake tits....

bold prediction:  this ain't gonna end well

Cut my losses this morning.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on August 27, 2017, 09:25:34 AM
Holy shtein that was fast. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 27, 2017, 09:41:29 AM
Holy shtein that was fast.

Its' been 3 months.

You gotta know when to fold em, know when to hold em, know when to walk away, and know when to run
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on August 27, 2017, 09:49:50 AM
In six months we're gonna be reading about how the bitch lied to him about birth control and now he's supporting two baby mammas.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 27, 2017, 09:50:39 AM
And boy is she going to pack that weight on quick!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on August 27, 2017, 10:12:04 AM
She had her tubes tied. I've seen the paperwork. Thanks for the concern.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on August 27, 2017, 12:05:16 PM
Dude, that's sofa king awesome. How did that conversation go? "I really want to believe you, but I'm going to have to see the medical records for your tube tying."
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on August 27, 2017, 05:55:49 PM
Dude, that's sofa king awesome. How did that conversation go? "I really want to believe you, but I'm going to have to see the medical records for your tube tying."

lol

seems like a solid foundation for a great relationship
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 27, 2017, 07:17:17 PM
Now I have to return this wedding gift.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on August 27, 2017, 07:25:48 PM
Well, that's one less restraining order he'll have to file...

 :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on August 28, 2017, 11:53:00 AM
Dude, that's sofa king awesome. How did that conversation go?

SD: "I really want to believe you, but I'm going to have to see the medical records for your tube tying."
Chick: "Here you go"
SD: (quickly looks and hands back to her) "These aren't certified copies. I'm gonna need certified copies, and a copy for my files. Come back when you get your papers in order"

Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2017, 12:01:36 PM
I guess her tubes were tied up in red tape.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on August 28, 2017, 12:03:39 PM
 :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on August 28, 2017, 12:35:06 PM
SD, you may want to stop looking for women at mcstew's.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2017, 07:02:35 AM
Learned last night that my 40 year old sister was arrested earlier this week.  Apparently, she pitched a fit in a restaurant two months ago, and threw pint glasses at the bartender.  Or so says the article in the paper.  With mugshot.   She fled the scene but the cops identified her by camera footage and arrested her this week.

For farg sake.

What do you even say?

I'm going with, nothing. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 09, 2017, 07:35:48 AM
She single?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: phattymatty on September 09, 2017, 01:14:28 PM
Learned last night that my 40 year old sister was arrested earlier this week.  Apparently, she pitched a fit in a restaurant two months ago, and threw pint glasses at the bartender.  Or so says the article in the paper.  With mugshot.   She fled the scene but the cops identified her by camera footage and arrested her this week.

For farg sake.

What do you even say?

I'm going with, nothing.

we might have the same sister. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on September 09, 2017, 04:59:50 PM
She single?
Lol
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2017, 09:58:52 PM
Learned last night that my 40 year old sister was arrested earlier this week.  Apparently, she pitched a fit in a restaurant two months ago, and threw pint glasses at the bartender.  Or so says the article in the paper.  With mugshot.   She fled the scene but the cops identified her by camera footage and arrested her this week.

For farg sake.

What do you even say?

I'm going with, nothing.

id say what a farging waste of resources.....for two months they farging tracked down someone who presumably in a drunken idiot rage threw at but didnt hit a bartender with a glass

get a life pigs
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 10, 2017, 09:29:46 AM
I know you ain't bitching about the po-leece taking a break from their lynchings to chase down a white girl. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on September 10, 2017, 11:27:30 AM
id rather them lock up dio's sister for life than hem up a brother but they still gotta have better things to do
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on September 26, 2017, 08:20:31 PM
Can drive now in Saudi Arabia
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on September 26, 2017, 09:01:17 PM
Jesus, like the Middle East needed to become even more dangerous
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 09, 2017, 02:10:29 PM
Baby's momma picks daughter up the day after her bday and spents a whole 2 hours with her. Daughter comes home and shows me a necklace mommies new bf bought her. I ask her what his name is and if he's nice, she tells me he's nice and his name, I think nothing of it. Next day baby's momma texts me this elongated message she's moving in with this guy and how wonderful of a man he is. I ask her how long they've been dating, she says a month or so but she's known him for about a year. She gives me his name. I look him up on fb, he looks like a creepy motherfarger, I scroll down his page he's an uber Republican/Tea Party supporter which gets my blood boiling. He's one of those "keep Christ in Christmas" mother fargers too.

I do a background check on the guy: Assault, assault, assault, simple assault, DUI, DUI, Harassment, obscene or lewd gesture, disorderly conduct engaging in physical attack. I snapshot his rap sheet and send to bm asking her if she's aware of his record. Her response is "yes". Then I send her his financial report which is even worse than his rap sheet, dude has liens against him left and right. She tells me he's going through a nasty divorce right now. I ask her to please reconsider this and I don't feel it's safe for my daughter. She tells me tough shtein. My daughter is throwing a fit because she wants to stay with me where she has her own room and family and friends, school is within walking distance. BM would be moving about 15 minutes away but a different school district. My daughter refuses to stay over night with her mom.

Met with a reputable family law attorney today, he gave me a realistic price to see this through. I'm filing for full custody tomorrow, I can't put my daughter through her farged up mothers instability and poor life choices any longer.

/rant over
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 09, 2017, 02:26:55 PM
Quote
Assault, assault, assault, simple assault, DUI, DUI, Harassment, obscene or lewd gesture, disorderly conduct engaging in physical attack.

let me guess, has tons of "liberals are ruining this country" posts.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 09, 2017, 02:29:05 PM
Quote
Assault, assault, assault, simple assault, DUI, DUI, Harassment, obscene or lewd gesture, disorderly conduct engaging in physical attack.

let me guess, has tons of "liberals are ruining this country" posts.

Didn't see any of that, just stuff he has public. He's a big Knights of Columbus whacko.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 09, 2017, 02:37:08 PM
Good luck with that man - I hope you'll be able to get full custody. I'm sure his rap sheet will help bolster your case.

How'd you manage to get that and his financials?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 09, 2017, 02:43:25 PM
all joking aside SD, you need full custody.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on October 09, 2017, 03:08:51 PM
Baby's momma picks daughter up the day after her bday and spents a whole 2 hours with her. Daughter comes home and shows me a necklace mommies new bf bought her. I ask her what his name is and if he's nice, she tells me he's nice and his name, I think nothing of it. Next day baby's momma texts me this elongated message she's moving in with this guy and how wonderful of a man he is. I ask her how long they've been dating, she says a month or so but she's known him for about a year. She gives me his name. I look him up on fb, he looks like a creepy motherfarger, I scroll down his page he's an uber Republican/Tea Party supporter which gets my blood boiling. He's one of those "keep Christ in Christmas" mother fargers too.

I do a background check on the guy: Assault, assault, assault, simple assault, DUI, DUI, Harassment, obscene or lewd gesture, disorderly conduct engaging in physical attack. I snapshot his rap sheet and send to bm asking her if she's aware of his record. Her response is "yes". Then I send her his financial report which is even worse than his rap sheet, dude has liens against him left and right. She tells me he's going through a nasty divorce right now. I ask her to please reconsider this and I don't feel it's safe for my daughter. She tells me tough shtein. My daughter is throwing a fit because she wants to stay with me where she has her own room and family and friends, school is within walking distance. BM would be moving about 15 minutes away but a different school district. My daughter refuses to stay over night with her mom.

Met with a reputable family law attorney today, he gave me a realistic price to see this through. I'm filing for full custody tomorrow, I can't put my daughter through her farged up mothers instability and poor life choices any longer.

/rant over

Good call.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 09, 2017, 03:46:47 PM
Good luck with that man - I hope you'll be able to get full custody. I'm sure his rap sheet will help bolster your case.

How'd you manage to get that and his financials?

Site called mylife. $14.95. If you type in back ground check into google a bunch of sites will pop up. I tried courts and public records first but there was only info about his divorce.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on October 09, 2017, 04:47:39 PM
GIVE US A NAME
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 09, 2017, 05:16:30 PM
funholey McChristian?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 09, 2017, 05:28:58 PM
Whitey Mcrepublican
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 09, 2017, 06:04:20 PM
Adolf Slice
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on October 09, 2017, 06:05:15 PM
There is no way on this planet or any other that bitch would have anything to do with my daughter.   Do whatever you have to, dude. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 09, 2017, 08:39:54 PM
There is no way on this planet or any other that bitch would have anything to do with my daughter.   Do whatever you have to, dude.

My daughter won’t go with her anymore and bm acts like she doesn’t give two shteins. She’s comfortable cashing her support checks while I play the role as sole parent.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on October 09, 2017, 09:46:32 PM
The support checks have to go. They're not getting spent on the kid, obviously. I would not deal well with that situation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 09, 2017, 10:55:57 PM
This reminds me of the time that my bm moved my kids to Phoenix with some dude she barely knew. Turned out he also had a nice little rap sheet and was generally a worthless human being.  They moved there in April. I flew to Phx in June to pic my kids up for the summer and had tickets for them to return to Phx in August.  By the end of June the skank moved back to Seattle and wanted me to change the tickets so I could fly them to Seattle instead. Told her tough shtein and that if she wasn't in Phx to meet us in baggage claim, I'd take the kids home with me.  Unfortunately she was there.


On the plus side though, I only have 7 more child support payments left! 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2017, 12:23:42 AM
I was searching back through this thread for something and came across this...

The liberty bell is the most overrated landmark of all time and only white MA elders think it's cool to see it. 

My girl's parents came for a visit last month from Kansas and wanted to see the bell, so we took them. They loved it.

Not only is the Liberty Bell lame but the overdone security they have there now has a very ironic police state feel.

One of the "guards" at the main entrance was stopping ever single woman who walked through the metal detector so that he could try to cop a cheap feel scan them with the wand. He scanned the 3 or 4 women who went in just before us, my girl, her mom, and a woman behind me. I set the alarm off because I forgot to take off my watch and he just waived me through.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 10, 2017, 04:27:52 AM
This bitch tells me none if the charges were domestic violence. That was a lie.

And here’s another gem I uncovered, scumbag was arrested in 1995 for attempted homicide.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 10, 2017, 08:26:27 AM
#babymamaMAGA
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on October 10, 2017, 01:21:09 PM
The support checks have to go. They're not getting spent on the kid, obviously. I would not deal well with that situation.

Unless he gets full custody, he doesn't really have a choice but to make the payments. Worrying about how the money is spent doesn't do any good because the current laws don't dictate how the received money is dispersed (eg x% for clothes, y% for school stuff, z% for entertainment).

On the plus side though, I only have 7 more child support payments left! 

Nice! I want to only have 16 left because she turns 18 in feb2019 but I think I have closer to 20 to get through hs graduation
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on October 10, 2017, 01:28:47 PM
I am counting the days till we see a post where SD tells us how his daughter showed up wearing a trump in 2020 shirt.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on October 10, 2017, 02:32:08 PM
The support checks have to go. They're not getting spent on the kid, obviously. I would not deal well with that situation.

Unless he gets full custody, he doesn't really have a choice but to make the payments. Worrying about how the money is spent doesn't do any good because the current laws don't dictate how the received money is dispersed (eg x% for clothes, y% for school stuff, z% for entertainment).


I get the lack of options, which is why I would wholeheartedly go for full custody. But I still wouldn't deal well...not that I imagine anyone is really stoked in that situation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 10, 2017, 06:10:12 PM
Met with my lawyer today and filed for a custody modification. $3000 retainer. We went through the scumbags court records, here's a small summary.

Convictions: burglary, harassment, vehicular manslaughter while under the influence of a controlled substance, attempted homicide, unlawful possession and carrying firearms, assault, recklessly endangering another person, DUI multiple offenses, domestic violence, theft, criminal trespass, disorderly conduct.

It's actually worse as he has multiple offenses for a lot of these issues.

He contacts me on fb today, gives me his number, and tells me I'm breaking 3 laws, misuse of government resources while on government time, and I have no authorization to perform a background check. Yes, he's this dumb. First off I'm off this week, second court cases are public record, third there's no law stating I cannot perform a background check. He also said I'm violating his civil rights and if I keep  harassing his girlfriend that he's filing a lawsuit against me. I sent him a quick message back, then blocked him. I sent a copy of his rap sheet to baby's momma. She won't respond.

She's seen my daughter for a total of 2 hours over the last two weeks. Complete and utter piece of shtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on October 10, 2017, 06:53:55 PM
Man, that guy seems like a psychopath, how is he not in jail? They seem like soul mates, gonna end well. Good luck with the custody.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on October 10, 2017, 07:31:37 PM
The support checks have to go. They're not getting spent on the kid, obviously. I would not deal well with that situation.

Unless he gets full custody, he doesn't really have a choice but to make the payments. Worrying about how the money is spent doesn't do any good because the current laws don't dictate how the received money is dispersed (eg x% for clothes, y% for school stuff, z% for entertainment).


I get the lack of options, which is why I would wholeheartedly go for full custody. But I still wouldn't deal well...not that I imagine anyone is really stoked in that situation.

I can dig it. But getting pissed about something you can't control is a fool's errand.

Also I hope SD doesn't get got by his ex's crazy bf.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on October 10, 2017, 09:16:12 PM
I have a glock and a beretta 92fs, I welcome the chance to use either

Dude is frail and creepy looking, in a fist fight I'd probably give him the first few shots out of sympathy before whipping his ass.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2017, 09:17:44 PM
Dude is frail and creepy looking

Must be the meth.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 10, 2017, 11:18:31 PM
the farrow new yorker article is unreal
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 11, 2017, 01:32:33 AM
Just read it.

Sounds like you could substitute any men in power. (Trump). Sure he has his own victims.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 11, 2017, 09:31:52 AM
Just read it.

Sounds like you could substitute any men in power. (Trump). Sure he has his own victims.

pretty much the whole time I was reading it I was thinking this is basically trump...a fat ugly old man using his power to abuse women
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on October 11, 2017, 09:34:24 AM
it was the same exact thing as ailes.

whats amazing about the weinstein stuff is the near consistency to his predatory behavior. call a meeting at a hotel bar. wait go up to the suite. knock on the door. fat jew in a bathrobe. give me a massage. all the girls do it.

trump isnt a predator like this. hes a groper and a Hoyda grabber.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on October 11, 2017, 12:21:47 PM
What always gets me is this. All these rich dudes, all over the spectrum of life...resort to criminal behavior to get laid.

That gets me thinking its not about getting laid, its about the process and that's what gets them off.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 11, 2017, 12:43:14 PM
all about power

also when they are super fugly and know the only way a woman would touch them is because of money or opportunity their self hate explodes and they take it out on defenseless people
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Butchers Bill on October 11, 2017, 12:53:30 PM
That gets me thinking its not about getting laid, its about the process and that's what gets them off.

This.

Weinstein had (and still has) the ability and capacity to take a private jet to Amsterdam or Vegas any time he wanted.  It wasn't about getting his dick wet, it was all about the power.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on October 27, 2017, 10:32:00 PM
the farrow new yorker article is unreal

this is worse

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/weighing-the-costs-of-speaking-out-about-harvey-weinstein
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 16, 2017, 02:48:19 PM

Mediation was today. Mom shows up 20 minutes late. My lawyer introduces himself. She gets pissy and storms out of the lobby. We go into the conference room, she starts lying her ass off just like I told my lawyer she would. My lawyer and the mediator called her on a bunch of lies. She just got loud, yelled and got nasty. Mediator scolded her for taking her to therapy with her. She continued to lie. She wouldn’t agree to a modification and continued to lie, I started calling her on her bullshtein  and my lawyer stopped me and said to let her lie and we’ll show she’s dishonest in court in front of a judge. Next step is CCS which is a session you do with a contracting agency that gathers info and talks to all parties involved. That’s presented to the judge prior to the hearing. Biggest issue now is the earliest court date is February or March. My lawyers known the mediator for 20 years and is going to reach out to see if we can get our case moved up.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 16, 2017, 03:01:11 PM
 :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2017, 03:42:29 PM
What is your daughter saying during all of this?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on November 16, 2017, 04:26:19 PM
What is your daughter saying during all of this?

Why is mommy such a lying c*nt?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 16, 2017, 04:26:43 PM
Hopefully she knows as little of what's going on as possible.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on November 16, 2017, 04:56:37 PM
should i sexually harass your wife to even the playing field

that seems to be IN these days since women never reported it before for whatever reason
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 16, 2017, 04:58:49 PM
What is your daughter saying during all of this?

Nothing. She knows I was off today, told her I had a doctors appointment in the city. She won’t go with her mom anymore. Last time she was there she came back smelling like cigarette smoke. She said she feels disgusting. Her mom is a real piece of shtein.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 16, 2017, 05:45:50 PM
What is your daughter saying during all of this?

Nothing. She knows I was off today, told her I had a doctors appointment in the city. She won’t go with her mom anymore. Last time she was there she came back smelling like cigarette smoke. She said she feels disgusting. Her mom is a real piece of shtein.

Sounds like it's about the best way to handle it.  She'll figure out what kind of person her mom is on her own, if she hasn't already.  I've never once said anything negative about my ex to my kids...or in front of tbem. And as awful as my ex is, she's nothing compared to the winners you and thawk got mixed up with. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 16, 2017, 06:30:43 PM
Moms argument today was I scared my daughter of her piece of shtein boyfriend and that’s why she won’t go with her. She’s badgered my daughter over and over and even had therapy sessions that I didn’t know about where my daughter told me they kept asking her things I’ve said. I haven’t said a damn word about her mother or her bf. I went to the mental health clinic she was taking my daughter to with a court order and my custody agreement and a non consent note notifying them if they talk to my daughter again there will be legal action taken.

She was caught lying point blank, my lawyer and the mediator called her on it. My lawyer told me to keep quiet and to let her dig herself a hole of lies so when we go in front of the judge we can expose her. The shtein she comes up with is just unreal.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 16, 2017, 07:51:42 PM
Quote
My lawyer told me to keep quiet and to let her dig herself a hole of lies so when we go in front of the judge we can expose her.

This times infinity. You do yourself no good by opening your mouth other than the very short term satisfaction of saying what's one your mind. Bite your tongue with the understanding that she'll make your case for you all by herself. These family court judges and lawyers have seen it all... probably far worse than your baby mama. They know a turd when they see one.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on November 17, 2017, 12:00:57 PM
you guys gotta be more picky about what bro-ads you stick your deeks into.  damn.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on November 17, 2017, 12:52:21 PM
you guys gotta be more picky about what bro-ads you stick your deeks into.  damn.

Holy shtein this is funny considering...
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 17, 2017, 01:31:08 PM
you guys gotta be more picky about what bro-ads you stick your deeks into.  damn.

Holy shtein this is funny considering...

beat me to it.


Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on November 17, 2017, 03:39:54 PM
considering what?  >:(
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on November 17, 2017, 03:41:11 PM
You’re a man slut. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on November 17, 2017, 03:41:41 PM
considering all the other better options they have.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on November 17, 2017, 03:43:15 PM
You’re a man slut.
:-D nah.
sure, there was a 6 month period of time right after i got divorced that i had a little fun...but that was the exception, not the rule.  O:)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on November 17, 2017, 03:47:47 PM
This is your old pal Romey here, dude.  Your exploits are, wait for it...  LEGENDARY. 

Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on November 17, 2017, 03:54:44 PM
EMB pimp
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 13, 2018, 09:22:10 AM
Custody court was last Thursday. Baby's momma shows up with her white trash-degenerate boyfriend and a lawyer she hired the night before our conference. The lawyer was the same one the bf used during his 25 year criminal history. Mom has seen my daughter maybe once a month...so her and her lawyer decide to file a contempt of court suit against me. She's alleging I told my daughter terrible things about her and her bf and that's why she doesn't want to go with Mom. I heard her speaking to her lawyer, she's basing this off text messages between her and my daughter where my daughter says she wants to stay with me. I have 30-40 texts where she says she's picking up my daughter and my response is "ok"...but she never shows. So there's that.

Our lawyers go to conference with the Judge who recommends we get a custody evaluation which can take anywhere from 4-6 months and will cost us a cool $1K a piece. Judge reviews my daughters report card (honor roll), her extracurricular activities (Tae Kwon Do, Clarinet) and the fact she has a large group of friends in my development and decides she needs to stay with me and my current schedule until evaluations are done. Judge determined Mom was to blame for her own instability and said my daughter gravitated towards me because of stability. So mom now gets Saturday night and after school from 4-7 on Monday and Wednsedays. She has to go to counseling with my daughter so my daughter can acclimate her new living situation with her.

Baby's momma is 100% in this for the child support, I've had zero assistance for the past 8 months. What the idiot doesn't realize is since she signed an interim agreement granting me custody for 6 nights a week it means she loses child support. Terminated. Once she gets notice and cs stops I'm thinking she gives up because she can't afford to keep paying a lawyer and now she has to do actual work instead of letting me raise my daughter by myself. So in a month or so I'll be getting an extra $700 a month. Lawyer is worth every penny. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on February 13, 2018, 09:27:53 AM
Congrats
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on February 13, 2018, 09:33:07 AM
see you need the jews after all
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 13, 2018, 09:55:47 AM
see you need the jews after all

He's better and cheaper than the wop woman lawyer I was using before.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2018, 09:57:32 AM
see you need the jews after all

He's better and cheaper than the wop woman lawyer I was using before.

they are always cheaper than everyone else
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on February 13, 2018, 10:02:28 AM
Glad to hear it, SD. It'll be good for you both when it's all said and done, but glad to hear that it's trending the right way for you, and more importantly, your daughter. It's a shame baby momma can't see what's actually important long-term and how her choices are necessarily impacting her kid. Forest for the trees, and all that, I guess.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on February 13, 2018, 11:03:59 AM
Your ex is a total pos whore.  I’m glad you’re getting your beautiful child to raise & hopefully without too much interference from that pig. 

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on February 13, 2018, 11:28:18 AM
I'd normally say you should put in for her to be paying you-- but I guess you're not looking for reasons for her to fight harder.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on February 13, 2018, 11:48:24 AM
Or for that matter to increase points of contact.  With crazy, the best tactic is disengagement.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 13, 2018, 11:52:44 AM
I'd normally say you should put in for her to be paying you-- but I guess you're not looking for reasons for her to fight harder.

Thanks everyone

I don't want a dime from her, in fact, after child support stops, I'm going to attempt to strike a deal with her, we keep joint custody but she signs over primary physical custody and in return I won't ever ask her for a cent in child support. My lawyers paid and I can keep this going for as long as need be, her on the other hand is paying for her lawyer with my cs money, once that stops there's no way that bitch is gonna keep paying her. My lawyer ate her for lunch at mediation. She really is a vile pos...filing a contempt of court motion against me because she's neglectful is right up her alley.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 13, 2018, 03:05:27 PM
Congrats SD. Good stuff man.

Or for that matter to increase points of contact.  With crazy, the best tactic is disengagement.

This x infinity.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on February 13, 2018, 11:47:00 PM
The good guys DO win.

Good to hear the progress so far.

Can't imagine the hell your your ex is.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 14, 2018, 07:17:42 AM
The good guys DO win.

Good to hear the progress so far.

Can't imagine the hell your your ex is.

I kept thinking in court how happy she was when she heard CCES was going to take 4-6 months. She was more than happy to sign away 6 overnights a week with me because she could continue to collect child support and not have to do shtein. I can't wait to see her face when cs gets terminated. Guarantee she starts crying. God I wish I could record the conference and post it for you guys to enjoy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on February 14, 2018, 08:49:26 AM
Get a gopro bro
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on February 14, 2018, 09:04:11 AM
Facebook live.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on February 14, 2018, 09:29:00 AM
A .gif the moment she hears it's being terminated would go viral.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on February 14, 2018, 09:45:16 AM
https://www.amazon.com/Bysameyee-Portable-Recorder-Camcorder-Refills/dp/B075B6NX4G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1518619436&sr=8-3&keywords=video+camera+pen
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 14, 2018, 12:39:46 PM
https://www.amazon.com/Bysameyee-Portable-Recorder-Camcorder-Refills/dp/B075B6NX4G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1518619436&sr=8-3&keywords=video+camera+pen

Do this.  You got plenty of spare coin now that you aren't paying support. Live a little. Indulge yourself...and us.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on February 14, 2018, 12:47:05 PM
I don't think amazon accepts space coin for payment
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 14, 2018, 12:48:26 PM
You're a better autocorrect than my phone.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on February 14, 2018, 12:50:12 PM
Spacecoin up over 7% on the news.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/spacecoin/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on March 04, 2018, 12:08:17 AM
Most are DUI, shoplifting and burglary

https://www.instagram.com/mugshawtys/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on March 04, 2018, 12:52:45 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDhQ4G2Jen-4XjsYERJT1yStr1pK7K-hZt3hUQKqrpP8D4Y3IO)


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Rohinie Bisesar, 43, has been charged in the stabbing death of a young woman in a downtown Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart and ordered to undergo another 60 days of treatment at a mental health facility.

She is charged with one count of first-degree murder in the death of Rosemarie Junor. The newlywed was fatally stabbed in December 2015 while she was at the pharmacy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on March 15, 2018, 05:22:23 PM
Child support terminated

Gonna make it rain this weekend
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on March 15, 2018, 05:54:02 PM
Celebrate by knocking up another broad!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on March 15, 2018, 06:00:01 PM
Great news, congrats.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on March 15, 2018, 10:46:41 PM
Child support terminated

Gonna make it rain this weekend

Technically child support isn't terminated, though. But at least you,, through an antiquated belief that only woman can raise good kids, are no longer financially obligated to welfare a person just because she's blessed with the magic of gestation
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on March 16, 2018, 08:27:50 AM
Child support terminated

Gonna make it rain this weekend

 :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on March 16, 2018, 11:25:43 AM
Child support terminated

Gonna make it rain this weekend

irish rain
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on March 16, 2018, 12:45:13 PM
Erin go braless, motherfargers!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on March 19, 2018, 12:19:06 PM
Child support terminated

Gonna make it rain this weekend

Congrats.

You're holding out details of her reaction.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on March 19, 2018, 12:29:01 PM
You're holding out details of her reaction.

You didn't hear the screaming down in California? I could hear it in Oregon.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 08:05:01 AM
I'm very anti-marriage. 3/4's of marriages don't work, every married woman I know cheats, married women are 2 to 1 to initiate a divorce. Men are left financially strapped holding their dick in their hands while women just move on to their next meal ticket. Women are information collectors, they then use that information to manipulate men into marrying them then eventually becoming their slave. Men can't leave because they know they'll be farged financially so they're stuck in a life of servitude towards an ungrateful bitch. Don't believe me? Go on youtube and watch women break down how they manipulate men, they're not doing this to teach other women, they're doing it to alert men. The bullshtein rise of shtein like #metoo which automatically makes a man guilty without due process and the wave of over feminism has left a lot of men - like myself - with one mindset: We're farging tired of the bullshtein.

Gender benefits of being in a relationship:

Men:
Sex

Women:
Free dinners
His money
Doors held for you
Male servants
Attentions always on you
You're never wrong
Treated like a princess
Protection
Free gifts

I found an awesome group who perfectly align with my way of thinking. I've provided a link below.

https://www.mgtow.com/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 05, 2018, 10:03:52 AM
says a dude raising a girl

SAD
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on April 05, 2018, 10:24:47 AM
 :-D  thinking women are only good for sexx is like, your opinion, man.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 10:29:55 AM
says a dude raising a girl

SAD

Says a dude who's single handily raising a girl "right".

Big difference

My daughter calls out her moms bullshtein more than I do. She knows when her moms trying to manipulate her. She has no sense of entitlement, she wants something, she does chores around the house. She doesn't whine and pull the woe is me act like her mom. This comes with being raised the correct way.

Modern women in developed nations are selfish, entitled, narcissists. It's disgusting what men have subjected themselves to. My opinion, and I don't mean to insult anyone here because not all shoes fit, but only weak men get married. It's a manipulation on their insecurity that serves them no benefit. You love a girl and she loves you? Isn't that enough without some legal financial tie? Marriage isn't a lock that you're going to be together forever...so the point of it is exactly...?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 10:31:52 AM
:-D  thinking women are only good for sexx is like, your opinion, man.

You have two options:

A) You get to do whatever you want (watch sports, go golfing, loaf...whatever) and/or hang out with your buddies

or

B) Hang out with a woman

Take sex totally out of the equation

You choosing option A or option B? If you chose option B please explain why.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on April 05, 2018, 11:51:53 AM
I've been with my wife for over 25 years, which is crazy to think about. We got married young, we both had other options, there wasn't a lot of discussion and certainly no manipulation. I can't say it's been 100% sunshine and rainbows, but it's good. Solid foundation, I'm sure my son feels like there's a sense of security there and is glad we're together that way. No regrets about it, all things considered. I only personally know one woman who cheated on her husband. Granted I'm not digging to find out, but if all of the wives you know are cheating, maybe you're hanging out with the wrong women? I don't know...but 100% cheaters seems pretty high.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on April 05, 2018, 12:02:45 PM
:-D  thinking women are only good for sexx is like, your opinion, man.

You have two options:



i disagree with your premise.
maybe don't marry a bro-ad you don't like spending time with or don't have anything in common with.  ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on April 05, 2018, 12:40:05 PM
(https://s.abcnews.com/images/Technology/ht_wicked_tuna_ll_120330_wmain.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 01:05:12 PM
I only personally know one woman who cheated on her husband. Granted I'm not digging to find out, but if all of the wives you know are cheating, maybe you're hanging out with the wrong women? I don't know...but 100% cheaters seems pretty high.

You won't find that out from women, they know how to keep that shtein secret. I know because 4 of my guy friends are plowing married women. Have been for quite some time. All 4 women have good husbands and are good Fathers. My friends all acknowledge they're wrong but will justify it in their mind with "how does she know the husband isn't cheating on her"? or some other bullshtein.

Maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong guys?

My cousin married an awesome guy, Navy guy, takes care of her...she cheats on him. I lectured her on Easter and her rationale is mind boggling stupid.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 01:16:38 PM
:-D  thinking women are only good for sexx is like, your opinion, man.

You have two options:



i disagree with your premise.
maybe don't marry a bro-ad you don't like spending time with or don't have anything in common with.  ;D

Or don't get married. What's the point from a mans perspective? What are you actually getting out of the deal? Think about it.

Also think about this: a womens value goes down with age, they get older, lose their looks. A mans value goes up, men age much better and by and far gain more wealth/possessions. Unless you're a religious freak men aren't meant to be monogamous. I can impregnate 10 women today a day for the next 9 months, a women can only get pregnant once. Marriage is a bunch of bullshtein passed down by the church for control.

Mens testosterone has tanked over time. It's no coincidence masculinity has been under attack during the same time frame.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on April 05, 2018, 01:37:17 PM
so maybe i should marry a dude?   ???
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on April 05, 2018, 01:41:32 PM
so maybe i should marry a dude?   ???

about damn time you came out.

bravo bro !  :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on April 05, 2018, 01:42:58 PM
so maybe i should marry a dude?   ???

about damn time you came out.

bravo bro !  :yay

it's a much smarter investment, fwiw.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on April 05, 2018, 01:48:40 PM
I only personally know one woman who cheated on her husband. Granted I'm not digging to find out, but if all of the wives you know are cheating, maybe you're hanging out with the wrong women? I don't know...but 100% cheaters seems pretty high.
I lectured her on Easter and her rationale is mind boggling stupid.

I never understood cheating, in general. For shteins and giggles what was her bullshtein rationale?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on April 05, 2018, 01:53:04 PM
this should be good.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on April 05, 2018, 02:26:37 PM
Men cheat because it’s a biological imperative for us to mate with as many females as possible.  Women cheat because we say, “sure, why not.”   

FACTS
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 03:01:44 PM
I only personally know one woman who cheated on her husband. Granted I'm not digging to find out, but if all of the wives you know are cheating, maybe you're hanging out with the wrong women? I don't know...but 100% cheaters seems pretty high.
I lectured her on Easter and her rationale is mind boggling stupid.

I never understood cheating, in general. For shteins and giggles what was her bullshtein rationale?

He's not around enough. I asked her why did she marry him if she knew he was in the Navy and was going to be gone. She just shrugged her shoulders. I'd tell her husband but fortunately he already knows. He's stationed in San Diego, she's back here for now. My gut feeling is they're going to stay married so she can get benefits and he can still collect BAH.

My issue with cheating is, if you're unhappy...leave. My one buddy says "I love you" to a married women with 2 kids. They've gone on trips together. I got in his shtein one night about her and we almost came to blows. We were at AC Beerfest a few weeks ago, one of our other friends - who's also plowing a married women - started giving him shtein about her and they got into a fight in the hotel which I had to break up.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on April 05, 2018, 03:02:58 PM
Maybe stop hanging around with zesty people?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on April 05, 2018, 03:04:44 PM
I mean, that would seem the best solution. you need to hang out here more SD.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 03:07:42 PM
Men cheat because it’s a biological imperative for us to mate with as many females as possible.  Women cheat because we say, “sure, why not.”   

FACTS

Women cheat way more than men. I can't think of one current male friend who's cheated on their wife. I've been out with my married guy friends and they get hit on by girls, they joke around and flirt a bit but it never goes beyond that. Women have full on relationships with other men and sneak around behind guys backs. If you want to know why divorce rates are so high look no further. Women cheat, or they're just "not feeling it" anymore, or they find a bigger and better deal. Regardless of how it happens the mans always at fault, that's how women justify it. They can't take responsibility for their own actions so they deflect.


Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on April 05, 2018, 03:09:07 PM
I only personally know one woman who cheated on her husband. Granted I'm not digging to find out, but if all of the wives you know are cheating, maybe you're hanging out with the wrong women? I don't know...but 100% cheaters seems pretty high.
I lectured her on Easter and her rationale is mind boggling stupid.

I never understood cheating, in general. For shteins and giggles what was her bullshtein rationale?

My issue with cheating is, if you're unhappy...leave.

That's where I am with it. Sometimes shtein doesn't work out for whatever reason...if it doesn't, be a grown up and talk about it; work it out one way or another. If there's some need not being met, meet it or figure out a way around it, or throw in the towel. Be up front about what's going on. But lying and sneaking around isn't part of the deal. That's bullshtein. I seriously don't know how she looks in the mirror without feeling like a complete piece of garbage.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on April 05, 2018, 04:32:15 PM
Jesus Christ SD.

Your views are a bit skewed to the extreme due to your experiences.

Situations change, peoples feelings change, people are curious, people get attracted to each other, people have work 'husbands and wives', people are young, they're old, they care, they don't give a farg, they're horny, they're human.

Life is fluid. It changes. Hopefully, you find someone that will grow and change with you. It's not easy, but not hard at the same time.

Your diatribe against women and marriage sounds like a rant from those NRA guys on facebook on gun control. A bit looney.

We all know who we are and who we are with.  Everyone is capable of anything. Just give them as much attention as you can, and that's the most you can do. You can't control another person. They're gonna do whatever the farg they want regardless.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 05, 2018, 05:32:12 PM
It's amazing what you girls will gossip about while I'm busy working.

(For what it's worth... 25 years of marriage next month.  My wife should get a damn medal for putting up with me that long.)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 06:05:35 PM



It's amazing what you girls will gossip about while I'm busy working.

(For what it's worth... 25 years of marriage next month.  My wife should get a damn medal for putting up with me that long.)

I believe you, from 10 years ago. Congrats, you got a good one.


I have, quite simply, the best wife in the entire world.  How she puts up with me, I'll never know.

Dio was straight savage in this thread until I chimed in then he changed his tune a bit.

Jesus Christ SD.

Your views are a bit skewed to the extreme due to your experiences.

Situations change, peoples feelings change, people are curious, people get attracted to each other, people have work 'husbands and wives', people are young, they're old, they care, they don't give a farg, they're horny, they're human.

Life is fluid. It changes. Hopefully, you find someone that will grow and change with you. It's not easy, but not hard at the same time.

Your diatribe against women and marriage sounds like a rant from those NRA guys on facebook on gun control. A bit looney.

We all know who we are and who we are with.  Everyone is capable of anything. Just give them as much attention as you can, and that's the most you can do. You can't control another person. They're gonna do whatever the farg they want regardless.

Men really don’t change much. You’ll hear women often say “I thought he’d change”. They’re always trying to get you to change something about yourself they don’t like. But god for farging bid you try to change them. They’re perfect and you need to change why should they compromise. Women put on an act then at some point they realize they’ve got you caught in their little web. Then they’ll start showing their true colors, giving shtein tests, testing boundaries.

And someone tell me the male benefits of marriage.

Anyway man, I’m done with all the bullshtein. I have a friends with benefit type deal going, if she wants to move on peace out.

MGTOW4LIFE
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on April 05, 2018, 07:04:26 PM
In general, a lot of people cheat, for a lot of reasons. But I’ve never seen it as something that skews male or female. It is true that if all you are getting out of being with a person is sex, it’s probably a horrible idea to marry that person.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 05, 2018, 08:31:27 PM
:-D  thinking women are only good for sexx is like, your opinion, man.

You have two options:



i disagree with your premise.
maybe don't marry a bro-ad you don't like spending time with or don't have anything in common with.  ;D

call me crazy but i find it hard to believe a super misogynistic women hating maniac cant attract a good lady
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 05, 2018, 10:55:26 PM
I’ve attracted plenty of good ladies, I just wasn’t dumb enough to marry them
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 05, 2018, 11:10:20 PM
no you havent...maybe hot ladies but not good ones
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 06, 2018, 07:01:05 AM
no you havent...maybe hot ladies but not good ones

And you’re basing this off of studying an extensive list of women I’ve dated that you acquired?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 06, 2018, 09:10:30 AM
Holy shtein go on youtube and listen to Tom Leykis. Never heard of the guy but he's so spot on it's scary.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 06, 2018, 09:29:07 AM
i cant even tell what is sd troll and sd real anymore
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 06, 2018, 10:47:56 AM
You're still single (I hope), there's still hope for you.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on April 06, 2018, 10:49:27 AM
do you go to micheals on the weekends ?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 06, 2018, 10:49:30 AM
I found a rare one. One who doesn't care about money, doesn't cheat and is a genuinely good person.

I think I will end up marrying her.

I will invite everyone especially SD
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 06, 2018, 10:50:25 AM
im currently hooking up with this girl but not letting it get further than that

Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on April 06, 2018, 10:52:04 AM
well according to SD, there's a 99% chance she's married.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 06, 2018, 10:52:59 AM
I found a rare one. One who doesn't care about money, doesn't cheat and is a genuinely good person.

I think I will end up marrying her.

I will invite everyone especially SD

All women care about money. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

If she really loves you she'll be with you without a contract. You have nothing to gain with marriage. Zero, zilch, nada. If you think otherwise tell me all the benefits of marriage from a male standpoint.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 06, 2018, 10:54:33 AM
im currently hooking up with this girl but not letting it get further than that

You're smart. I have gained an all new respect for you. Please wear a condom even if she says she's on the pill. Don't get manipulated.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 06, 2018, 10:55:12 AM
I found a rare one. One who doesn't care about money, doesn't cheat and is a genuinely good person.

I think I will end up marrying her.

I will invite everyone especially SD

All women care about money. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

If she really loves you she'll be with you without a contract. You have nothing to gain with marriage. Zero, zilch, nada. If you think otherwise tell me all the benefits of marriage from a male standpoint.

I believe there are things to gain from marriage...but maybe because I'm a little old fashioned. Does she care about making her money? Yeah. She doesn't care about mine.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 06, 2018, 10:56:54 AM
What things are there to gain from marriage?

Do you live together? Who pays the majority of the bills?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 06, 2018, 10:57:07 AM
im currently hooking up with this girl but not letting it get further than that

You're smart. I have gained an all new respect for you. Please wear a condom even if she says she's on the pill. Don't get manipulated.

shes makes me...i actually respect it

i farged some other girl off tinder maybe a year ago who said she was on the pill...shot up the club...immediately regretted it...saw her randomly maybe 6 months later not pregnant so that was a win.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 06, 2018, 12:39:28 PM
im currently hooking up with this girl but not letting it get further than that

Please wear a condom even if she says she's on the pill.

That's really is solid advice. Better yet, get your tubes tied
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 06, 2018, 02:53:09 PM
im currently hooking up with this girl but not letting it get further than that

You're smart. I have gained an all new respect for you. Please wear a condom even if she says she's on the pill. Don't get manipulated.

shes makes me...i actually respect it

i farged some other girl off tinder maybe a year ago who said she was on the pill...shot up the club...immediately regretted it...saw her randomly maybe 6 months later not pregnant so that was a win.

You raw dogged and dropped one in a girl you met off tinder? Stop what you're doing immediately and get tested.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on April 06, 2018, 03:47:00 PM
Tinder spelled backwards is Rednit which means 'vaginal pus' in wigwamese.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on April 06, 2018, 03:49:45 PM
Let's make this thread useful for something. The NFL’s plan to protect America from witches - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/apr/06/the-nfls-plan-to-protect-america-from-witches)

Quote
Bailey Davis, the 22-year-old former New Orleans Saints cheerleader, was recently fired for violating team social media rules by posting an Instagram photo of herself in one-piece lingerie that shows as much skin as a one-piece swimsuit in a Nordstrom’s ad, and a lot less than their cheerleading outfits. She has since filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for gender discrimination. When she spoke to a representative from the Saints’ human resources department, he complained that in her photo she had a “dirty face” (clear proof she was casting her spell compelling virtuous men to “filthy carnal acts”) and that he’d never allow his granddaughters to post something like that.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 06, 2018, 10:38:56 PM
im currently hooking up with this girl but not letting it get further than that

Please wear a condom even if she says she's on the pill.

That's really is solid advice. Better yet, get your tubes tied

yup....the best kid in the world is 500 million times worse than the worst women

also 10 times out of ten id rather hear sd's misogynistic rants than stories of the lil guys sex life.....make it farging stop
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on April 06, 2018, 10:58:19 PM
I had to do a double-take and confirm it was MDS who was typing that.

The mental picture just didn't seem real.

Made-up girl: "Hey, do you mind putting on a rubber?"

MDS: "Uh...yeah...I guess...but I just met you. Are you sure you want me to use protection?"

Made-up girl: "Please?"

MDS: "No problem. I just want you to know that I really respect you. Now, exhale and relax your sphincter...you're going to feel a little pressure as I go in"
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 06, 2018, 11:05:48 PM
full disclosure: im circumsized
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 07, 2018, 01:36:05 PM
I'm now married more than 10 years (see page 2 of this thread).  Been with my wife for more than 17 years.

It would have been nice to enjoy more strange Hoyda than I did before I turned in my man card but I don't have a single regret.  Good woman, good wife, good mother, good worker.  She made a couple excellent babies who are growing into cool af people. 

When this thread began, she and I were feuding about the wedding, in particular about me trying the different cakes.  Like I farging care.  I refused and told her to just order the goddamn things.  She cried.  To her girlfriends.   Ordered cake.  It was yummy.

We've never had a single fight about money. 

There's no cheating, but that would be kinda hot.  Now that I know he's cut, maybe I could get 'lil guy to give her a quick farging while I watch.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on April 07, 2018, 03:06:16 PM
There's so much wrong with that last sentence I would I could un-read it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 07, 2018, 05:44:53 PM
I'm now married more than 10 years (see page 2 of this thread).  Been with my wife for more than 17 years.

It would have been nice to enjoy more strange Hoyda than I did before I turned in my man card but I don't have a single regret.  Good woman, good wife, good mother, good worker.  She made a couple excellent babies who are growing into cool af people. 

When this thread began, she and I were feuding about the wedding, in particular about me trying the different cakes.  Like I farging care.  I refused and told her to just order the goddamn things.  She cried.  To her girlfriends.   Ordered cake.  It was yummy.

We've never had a single fight about money. 

There's no cheating, but that would be kinda hot.  Now that I know he's cut, maybe I could get 'lil guy to give her a quick farging while I watch.

Don’t explain yourself, this isn’t the thread for that. This thread is for venting about women. You started the :CF revolution. I may have taken it over but I’ll always honor you as the founder.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on April 07, 2018, 05:51:51 PM
I'm now married more than 10 years (see page 2 of this thread).  Been with my wife for more than 17 years.

It would have been nice to enjoy more strange Hoyda than I did before I turned in my man card but I don't have a single regret.  Good woman, good wife, good mother, good worker.  She made a couple excellent babies who are growing into cool af people. 

When this thread began, she and I were feuding about the wedding, in particular about me trying the different cakes.  Like I farging care.  I refused and told her to just order the goddamn things.  She cried.  To her girlfriends.   Ordered cake.  It was yummy.

We've never had a single fight about money. 

There's no cheating, but that would be kinda hot.  Now that I know he's cut, maybe I could get 'lil guy to give her a quick farging while I watch.

Don’t explain yourself, this isn’t the thread for that. This thread is for venting about women. You started the :CF revolution. I may have taken it over but I’ll always honor you as the founder.

This is the actual founding father that inspired Dio:

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1168/9820/files/No_ma_am_shirt_grande.png?15070024965623592856)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 07, 2018, 09:40:20 PM
Don’t explain yourself, this isn’t the thread for that. This thread is for venting about women. You started the :CF revolution. I may have taken it over but I’ll always honor you as the founder.

Now I know what Jesus felt like.  I say love, my adherents promote hate.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 08, 2018, 12:27:33 AM
SD=Judas?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on April 08, 2018, 01:52:43 AM
I thought Dio was Judas.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 08, 2018, 07:40:04 AM
More like SD is Urban II.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Eagaholic on April 08, 2018, 01:02:35 PM
But you were Judas Dio. in a past life, yes?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 08, 2018, 01:40:11 PM
Yes.  Two of my favorite literary figures, Diomedes and Judas.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 08, 2018, 03:57:30 PM
dio send pics
Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2018, 10:57:09 AM
im currently hooking up with this girl but not letting it get further than that

update:

last night post sex she said she didnt want do this anymore if it wasnt going to lead anywhere

what should i do, sd? i come to you for all my woman advice.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 13, 2018, 11:30:19 AM
Propose obviously
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 13, 2018, 11:33:16 AM
She's trying to shoehorn you into a relationship. Peace out.

I'll bet you can still keep the sex going for a while by not acknowledging her little ultimatum. Play it off, don't contact her, she'll either contact you at some point because you were willing to walk away (most likely scenario), or she'll move onto some other guy. If she's sleeping with you with no strings attached it tells you everything to know about the guys she bangs. Don't forget: Summers coming.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2018, 12:24:21 PM
what happens if she makes up a rape claim or an assault claim like they all do
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on April 13, 2018, 12:51:54 PM
just let the air out of her and toss her back in the closet.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 13, 2018, 01:00:05 PM
what happens if she makes up a rape claim or an assault claim like they all do

If you think she's spiteful enough to file a rape/assault charge against you because she's bitter you need to be out of that whole situation like yesterday.

This is how dumb men are: My buddy has been banging the same married woman for two years. Her and her husband have two kids together. The other night the husband is hooking up his kids new ipads and somehow came across his wifes chat box and saw my buddy said "call me before you go to sleep so I can hear your voice". So he asked her about it and she said they met a few months ago and lives in Jersey and nothing ever happened...then she pulled the whole "I'm not happy woe is me" act. So the dude bought it and said yeah I need to step my game up I'm sorry.

Meanwhile my buddy is meeting up with her Saturday to plow the shtein out of her.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Zanshin on April 13, 2018, 01:18:13 PM
She had every opportunity to do even something close to the right thing and threw it away. If karma is a thing, she should keep her head on a swivel.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on April 13, 2018, 01:22:24 PM
She’s a pig but SD’s buddy is a POS too. Sorry but getting caught is the universe’s way of telling you to stop.  If you don’t then whatever happens to you after that is on you. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 13, 2018, 01:37:43 PM
She’s a pig but SD’s buddy is a POS too. Sorry but getting caught is the universe’s way of telling you to stop.  If you don’t then whatever happens to you after that is on you.

I've straight told him he's a POS to his face. His friends/family know the deal with her and we've all told him he needs to walk away but he won't. Everyone's tired of it. He gets a ton of hot ass too.

She had every opportunity to do even something close to the right thing and threw it away. If karma is a thing, she should keep her head on a swivel.

Two kids and the husband makes a few million a year, she'd wipe him clean in a divorce. That's why you don't get married.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on April 13, 2018, 03:09:22 PM
I want to see pics of these two people to see if my mental picture of them matches.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on April 13, 2018, 03:33:10 PM
Affliction shirts for him and a bad bleach job for her, right?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 13, 2018, 08:27:17 PM
what happens if she makes up a rape claim or an assault claim like they all do

lol

Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on April 13, 2018, 09:45:08 PM
If karma is a thing

It's clearly not.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 13, 2018, 09:57:14 PM
If karma is a thing

It's clearly not.

I'm pretty sure the Eagles won the Super Bowl because karma recognized the inherent goodness in their fans
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2018, 11:27:09 PM
Propose obviously

and drop a seed
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2018, 11:29:12 PM
She's trying to shoehorn you into a relationship. Peace out.

I'll bet you can still keep the sex going for a while by not acknowledging her little ultimatum. Play it off, don't contact her, she'll either contact you at some point because you were willing to walk away (most likely scenario), or she'll move onto some other guy. If she's sleeping with you with no strings attached it tells you everything to know about the guys she bangs. Don't forget: Summers coming.

you cant say peace out then type a million characters.....just sayin
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 13, 2018, 11:29:45 PM
Exactly..why get married if you're not going to consummate
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2018, 11:31:14 PM
Exactly..why get married if you're not going to consummate

is there any other reason?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 13, 2018, 11:32:38 PM
Surely not love; that's why you have buddies
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 13, 2018, 11:36:35 PM
taxes?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 13, 2018, 11:39:12 PM
In the long run, you'd probably be better off not paying taxes than getting married for the tax break
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2018, 12:11:48 AM
are you being funny or is that true?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on April 14, 2018, 12:31:49 AM
Both? I do believe if you're getting married just for a tax break, you probably shouldn't get married.

I've long said marriage is for suckers, but that's because why do you need a piece of paper to justify your love for each other, why succumb to societal pressures of how your mutual love should be recognized, and if the Church wants to claim marriage as their thing, then they can farging have it.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2018, 07:41:22 AM
Exactly..why get married if you're not going to consummate

is there any other reason?

No

taxes?

Okay, one other reason.

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2018, 07:47:59 AM
T-Hawk, that piece of paper confers a raft of rights and privelages that are enshrined in law and the norms of society.  Decline to fill out that one stupid piece of paper and you effectiively elect to be second class citizens, basically you're just a gay couple before they could marry.  You can't put your significant other on your health care without her benefits being considered a taxable compensation to you.  You can be forced to testify against one another.  You have no hospital visitation rights, etc. 

I had no interest in marriage.  Didn't even propose.  My wife told me we were getting married and so we got married.  Having that legal status has served us both well for entirely mundane, bureaucratic reasons that unfortunately matter a lot in every day life.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 14, 2018, 08:18:50 AM
She can pay her own damn insurance
Are you planning on committing a crime together?
The “hospital visitation” rights is 100% wrong.

Marriage is in a sharp and steady decline, has been for a long time. Men are tired of signing a contract to give half their shtein away if the coin flip lands on heads. T Hawk is 100% right. If you’re married you are doing the churches and societies bidding. Marriage is a contract, nothing more.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2018, 09:11:19 AM
Exactly, it's a contract.   In a land of laws, it's good to have contracts.   

I find it's working out fine.

You want to tell me it's not?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on April 14, 2018, 10:46:04 AM
In what universe are we in which an avowed iconoclast like DIO is passionately arguing the benefits of a historical anachronism like marriage?

What is happening?!?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2018, 12:59:24 PM
I think I'm being told that I'm a stupid sheep for marrying, by a guy who thinks all women (except his daughter of course) are conniving sluts whose only good use is as a cum dumpster for MAGA bros to plow.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on April 14, 2018, 02:59:05 PM
If you’re happy I’m happy for you. Happy dio happy sd
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on May 03, 2018, 08:46:10 PM
(https://i.redd.it/gizfo3gp6ov01.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 19, 2018, 11:53:41 AM
Evaluation process wrapped up a month ago, just read his report at my lawyers office. Evaluator recommended I maintain full custody.

farg YOU BITCH!
Title: Re: Women
Post by: smeags on June 19, 2018, 12:28:34 PM
Evaluation process wrapped up a month ago, just read his report at my lawyers office. Evaluator recommended I maintain full custody.

farg YOU BITCH!

good deal man. now stay away from hood rats.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 20, 2018, 10:18:02 PM
A few weeks ago, I received a text stating they have been evicted. I assumed SFBM would move back in with her mom; however, was told to send a check to a different, new, address. After google-satellite-creeping, I thought they moved in with a family friend who owns a nice house in a great neighborhood.

Today I received a text letting me know I should not send a check to that same address; instead I should provide her a date and time for them (as opposed to just her) to stop by my house to collect the payment. This is wholly unacceptable and I hope my bank will hold onto a check that she can collect and cash there.

Beyond that triviality, I am concerned about the kid's living situation, like does she even have a farging roof over her head. I feel like I should call DCFS. Am I overreacting?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on June 21, 2018, 05:54:11 AM
Are you little more than an ATM to these two?  If so, only do what the law requires.  I would think leaving the check with Family Services would suffice.  I’m surprised you don’t have an intermediary anyway.  If you care about the kid, you should definitely contact the agency.  Call it a wellness check or whatever. 

Sorry, dude.  Sounds like a zesty situation.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 21, 2018, 06:45:00 AM
DISENGAGE
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on June 21, 2018, 07:14:04 AM
prime minister of new zealand just became the first world leader to have a baby in office in over 30 years
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 21, 2018, 07:19:48 AM
Tomahawk was in New Zealand nine months ago?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ice grillin you on June 21, 2018, 07:26:26 AM
i was thinking at least the seed will have a good home....so i decided to look it up

this is where the prime minister of new zealand lives

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Premier_House%2C_Wellington_3.jpg/1200px-Premier_House%2C_Wellington_3.jpg)

looks like a cape cod vacation home from the 70's not a presidential palace
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 21, 2018, 09:00:21 AM
A few weeks ago, I received a text stating they have been evicted. I assumed SFBM would move back in with her mom; however, was told to send a check to a different, new, address. After google-satellite-creeping, I thought they moved in with a family friend who owns a nice house in a great neighborhood.

Today I received a text letting me know I should not send a check to that same address; instead I should provide her a date and time for them (as opposed to just her) to stop by my house to collect the payment. This is wholly unacceptable and I hope my bank will hold onto a check that she can collect and cash there.

Beyond that triviality, I am concerned about the kid's living situation, like does she even have a farging roof over her head. I feel like I should call DCFS. Am I overreacting?

All my payments had to go through the state, you weren't allowed to pay the bitch directly. I currently have a $1200 overpayment. Prior to me filing for a custody modification, BM contacted the courts saying I was behind on payments, to which they told her there's a $1200 overpayment.

Why don't you file for visitation? You don't have to do overnights but you could do a weekend day or a weeknight dinner or something. Your daughter will appreciate it when she gets older even if her whore mother pit her against you.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 22, 2018, 07:47:03 AM
I do not have contact info for the kid, and sure as farg am not going to confer with the dumbfarg mom. 

(http://i.imgur.com/HUP2hCD.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: General_Failure on June 22, 2018, 02:14:27 PM
Charge your phone.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 22, 2018, 04:05:53 PM
I do not have contact info for the kid, and sure as farg am not going to confer with the dumbfarg mom. 

(http://i.imgur.com/HUP2hCD.jpg)

okay, I'll take the bait...."SFBM" stands for....Stupid farging Baby Mama?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 22, 2018, 04:42:35 PM
Obvy
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Diomedes on June 22, 2018, 05:02:19 PM
Well that's disappointing.  I was hoping for something more ...Tomahawky
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 22, 2018, 07:55:29 PM
I'm sorry to disappoint. Now you kinda know how every woman I've banged feels
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hbionic on June 22, 2018, 07:59:32 PM
Like stealing your wallet and buying food and diapers?
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rome on June 22, 2018, 08:59:31 PM
Passive aggressive whore.

GFY. 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on June 22, 2018, 09:25:49 PM
This thread is singlehandedly changing my viewpoint on condoms.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on June 22, 2018, 10:32:25 PM
I was paying $8500 a year in CS, plus the funhole took the child tax credit every year. With getting full custody I made/saved $70k. I want to take her to court for CS to be a fleshpop but she doesn’t have a job and has no plans to get one.

She also goes to a “pain management clinic” for her imaginary back pain...those clinics are mostly fronts that overprescribe opiods. During the evaluation she admitted to smoking weed daily and taking oxys twice a day. Same evaluation she said she’s helping her boyfriend paint and do yard work so they can sell his house. She also was 15 minutes late to two appointments and went to the wrong office building twice.

So yeah...condoms 👍
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 26, 2018, 12:53:23 AM
I'm such an icehole. My response was to offer her a choice between getting a PO Box paid for by me to receive written checks, or the support payments will need to be directly withheld from my paycheck.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tomahawk on June 30, 2018, 10:25:04 AM
Her response was to pound on my door at 8:00 this morning. Being in my skivvies, I was concerned about her ability to keep it in her pants so I didn't answer. Five text messages within an hour later, I think she needs the check today. Like a Hoyda, I'm going clip it to my mail slot's door and go for a hike.

Like an even bigger Hoyda for adamantly refusing to accept her coming to my house, I'm submitting the paperwork to payroll to have the support payments directly deducted from my paychecks and dispersed by the Department of Child Support Services.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on November 24, 2018, 01:34:50 PM
Probably posted already

https://youtu.be/l3Tfx5L9-IQ
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 03, 2018, 01:13:21 PM
Won final full custody today. Moron Baby’s momma didn’t show, said she had the dates mixed up. Judge ripped her on record. I wish I had it on video so I could send her a copy
Title: Re: Women
Post by: hunt on December 03, 2018, 01:33:59 PM
 :yay
Title: Re: Women
Post by: QB Eagles on December 04, 2018, 12:09:19 AM
Imagine caring about your own child so little that you farg up a critical court date.

I know what having an awful mother feels like and I'm sad for an Internet stranger's daughter right now. But congrats on keeping your progeny away from the clutches of that bitch. She's unfit to raise children.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AO1 on December 04, 2018, 05:07:50 AM
What’s worse is last night she told my daughter there was a continuance and our date got pushed back...it didn’t. A judgement was made. She lives in her own little delusional world. My daughter really wants nothing to do with her and only goes with her because i force her to.