Hey guys, we're all twelve again. Discuss.
Going to this atrocity. Hollerz!
Make that 11.
I was going to mock your geographical ignorance by informing you that Tampa isn't in the Florida panhandle until the power-tripping white devil robbed me of that golden opportunity by deleting the thread.
QuoteFrom Adam Schefter on Twitter: Eagles QB Michael Vick is expected to miss Sunday's start vs. Tampa Bay due to his hamstring injury. It's Nick Foles time.
Jerome McDougle
Matt Bryant
964 yard field goal
Die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yUbC7Vc4d8
the mcnabb face at the end is funny in hindsight
i didn't realize what a half ass rush they put on. guess the field goal block team thought like the rest of us "who does this guy think he is?"
I passed out in the Jack Daniels Party Bus after that hideous game. It was literally 100 degrees in that awful stadium and I had drank roughly 90 gazillion beers.
let me to you something....rome passing out = big deal
this is a grizzly bear of a man, folks
Passed out at the Seattle game in Philly in 1998 too. We had six cases of beer and a full bar at that tailgate. That's the only two times I've ever gone night night at a sporting event.
Quote from: Rome on October 07, 2013, 05:12:46 PM
I was going to mock your geographical ignorance by informing you that Tampa isn't in the Florida panhandle until the power-tripping white devil robbed me of that golden opportunity by deleting the thread.
I was aware of that...but felt privateers needed to flow with something.
In looking that up though...I did see Marauders. Is there a team with Marauders as their name? That would seem like a really good name.
I do wish that if there was a Los Angeles team (I would not adopt them as my team in any way, shape, or form)...but it would be cool if they were named the Riots*
*See Cyberball (Sega Genesis)
Could have used your support in the Bay Area thread.
When are they building the Chip Kelly Memorial bridge from Oakland to San Jose?
Tampa Bay had another player come up with a staph infection and the NFLPA said that they may recommend the game be postponed depending on what the containment report states.
wow that would suck
from what i read it sounds remote and is a worse case scenario type of deal. then i read that the latest Buc to test positive for it could still play on Sunday, wtf?
Tampa is the new Cleveland
Quote from: SunMo on October 11, 2013, 02:54:32 PM
from what i read it sounds remote and is a worse case scenario type of deal. then i read that the latest Buc to test positive for it could still play on Sunday, wtf?
yeah but its just tynes and hes going to be kicking fg off a tee with no other layers on the field
Dammit. They wuss down the tackling, then they make the players wear pink, and now they're catching cooties. [/phreak]
SOLAR PANELS!
Quote from: General_Failure on October 08, 2013, 05:29:36 PM
When are they building the Chip Kelly Memorial bridge from Oakland to San Jose?
It's called BART.
Just move this game to the leper colony on Molokai.
The connection between Tampa and Cleveland? Joe Jurevicius.
He's the devil.
Vick active as the 3rd QB
James Casey inactive
And Tampa's newest MRSA patient is active and will play...
Man, it's a good thing MRSA isn't spread by direct contact or anything...
I actually had MRSA this past spring...it sucked horribly.
Quote from: Munson on October 13, 2013, 11:42:56 AM
I actually had MRSA this past spring...it sucked horribly.
TMI on the MRSA.
Then you really won't like knowing it was on my penis.
Which Eagle will Dashon Goldson knock out today?
We can only hope it's Cooper.
Eagles - 19
Bucs - 13
It's 120 degrees out here.
Booooooooo!
O/u 150 for amount of yards for Doug Martin today
Where's the flag for excessive celebration on Foles?
Bench McCoy.
Shady taking some pointers from Bryce Brown this week
He touched Revis down.
this dick stockton/ronde barber display is the worst thing i have ever heard in my life
Yes Stockton and Ronde are awful.
Dick called Shadys 44yd catch a kickoff return
Hey look! Nate Allen giving up a TD!!
chung got fooled on PA and just froze at the line. GOOD JOB
the bucs arent going to let glennon stretch the field. everything is going to be short. it can be that hard to defend everything within 15 yards
Bryce Brown running sideways some more
Bryce Brown? Dumb
Damaris Johnson? Dumber
Nick Foles is playing like ass
floes not reading blitzes...they are in his face and hes a statue. vick could bs his way out of them.
hes missed a few open guys as well when hes had time
Cox just pushed the guard back 5 yards to draw that holding penalty
Cox again. Beasting it up this drive.
Demaris Johnson sucking some ass today.
According to Stockton Celek is a new TE
Foles playing with fire on some of these throws
Stop taking Shady out goddammit!
Pimp!!!!!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2013, 02:06:57 PM
Stop taking Shady out goddammit!
If you count the horizontal yards, I think Brown has out-rushed him today
nick foles! competence!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2013, 02:06:57 PM
Stop taking Shady out goddammit!
They'll stop taking him out when he stops landing on his head.
Nice job letting Glennon run for 80 yards.
i dont think the defense gets it
it = it
This pass rush is such a joke that four years from now Yeti will post a picture of it in the hippos thread.
Not that the run defense is looking great either.
Ronde throwing around the term "All Pro" like that doesn't mean anything specific.
Billy Davis stay your worthless ass in Florida.
Bucks have matched their season high score in the first half
Ronde and Dick? Shut the farg uppppp
The offensive line is not stopping the pass rush. This is supposed to be the strength of the team.
put in vick or takes the cuffs of foles
cant Hoydafoot your way through this, chip
Yo Chipski...wanna let your QB throw the ball more than 10 yards down the field?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2013, 02:36:22 PM
Yo Chipski...wanna let your QB throw the ball more than 10 yards down the field?
Chip's Alex Smithing him.
they barely tried to score at the end of the half there
might want to get more aggressive with a defense that cant stop a pee wee team
Atrocious defense. farg these clowns. More beers baby.
yeah good call on Alex Smith...the 3rd down draw with Shady on 3rd and 16 pissed me off. As does all the dink and dunking
Step your game up, Conservative Chip
You guys do remember that Foles can't actually throw the ball down field, right?
well looky looky...put heat on that rookie giraffe and he'll throw picks
looked like more of a mistake on glennon than anything the eagles did
well sonofabitch...KKKooper pushes off MRSA dude and scores
Definitely offensive PI on that but wahtever
Foles finally throws one up and it goes to Cooper. I hope you're all happy now.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 13, 2013, 02:53:44 PM
Foles finally throws one up and it goes to Cooper. I hope you're all happy now.
The other CF will fap themselves to death.
gotta feel good for riley to beat a black guy
Upcoming 99 yard td run or pass? Either seems just as likely to me.
not getting off the field on 3rd downs makes me farging rage
there it is AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
farging sorry motherfargers
How many times has Glennon been hit? No one gets through. Ever.
No awful 99 yard td play, but they're definitely scoring on this drive.
3rd and Long and this team can not stop it at all. Sure the D players suck, but eventually you have to realize Billy Davis is Billy Davis
its a mix of both to me
davis calling blitzes that dont get there, missed tackles, terrible coverage
doesnt help that the front 4 cant do dick on their own, but jesus christ get off the farging field on 3rd and long
If there was just a single good player on the defensive line this defense would be so much better.
Jesus
Nice farging defense you corksuckers
99yd drive lololol
Cary Williams was spewing some bullshtein this week about the Eagles aspiring to be a feared defense. Giving up 99 yard drives to one of the worst offenses in football doesn't really have the league shteinting their pants with fear.
Putrid defense sucks.
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2013, 03:20:36 PM
its a mix of both to me
davis calling blitzes that dont get there, missed tackles, terrible coverage
doesnt help that the front 4 cant do dick on their own, but jesus christ get off the farging field on 3rd and long
It really is, but Davis isnt the answer in the least bit. Sign Juany!
field goal! success.
Riley KKKooper is killing stillupfronts today.
Riley Cooper: Playmaker, as determined by Ronde Barber
KKKooper!!
PIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Yrahahahahahahajjdejjdt
Foles is gonna fail a piss test this week.
His name is PIMP
JACCPOT
Foles sucks.
big balls chip
Stockton has trouble with those strange black kid names like Colin.
Foles did better than I even thought he would today.
Cut Boykin.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 13, 2013, 03:54:01 PM
Stockton has trouble with those strange black kid names like Colin.
"Sean Mccoy, Sean Jackson"
undefeated in the nfc bitches
First place in the NFC Least, but this totally kills the 6-10 dream.
First place, with the same record as the Rams, Jets, and Browns.
Sunshine Bass had himself a day.
Cooper too.
Super Bowl.
Is there any doubt now who is the better qb for this team and Kelly's offense??
It's still Teddy B.
Ha!
I know it's only one game, but damn, with Vick on the field it's like Pimp is invisible to him, Foles found him twice today for td's.
The Eagles are running out of winless teams to beat up on.
No matter how good the offense does, the defense will be this teams downfall.
Jackson was having a good year with Vick too. Let's calm down a little bit.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 13, 2013, 05:51:39 PM
Jackson was having a good year with Vick too. Let's calm down a little bit.
exactly....hes actually better with vick because of the arm strength and the routes hes runs
you don't have to thread a needle or hit a timing route to connect with pimp......when hes open hes generally really open
Uh, no he's really not. Vick is done. It's time for Sunshine Bass.
vick was never not done....but huge point miss on your part again....you have an amazing ability to do that
Have you watched the last game and a half? Foles is making this decision easy, dude. And for the record they might as well go ahead and win out because Teddy B is an afterthought now. There's simply no chance they're getting him with 3 wins. And I want him as an Eagle more than you want to own a cheesecake franchise.
omg please read other peoples posts....im begging now
Jackson is open all the time. Is that why he disappears for long stretches of the game or has games like he did against KC & Denver where he was all but invisible?
Quote from: Rome on October 13, 2013, 06:46:45 PM
Jackson is open all the time?
holy shtein who said this?....ive never seen anything like your inability to read
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 13, 2013, 05:54:00 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 13, 2013, 05:51:39 PM
Jackson was having a good year with Vick too. Let's calm down a little bit.
you don't have to thread a needle or hit a timing route to connect with pimp......when hes open hes generally really open
Quotehes actually better with vick
You said he's better with Vick. He's not. Read a little yourself, jackass.
vick fits his skill set better...doesn't mean hes not going to produce without vick....hes a sick talent...he will produce with most anyone at qb
Vick's skill set is a better fit for Jackson? Vick overthrows or underthrows more receivers than he connects with. He's wildly inaccurate and he's prone to boneheaded mistakes. Foles is not. You're just being reese like here for whatever reason. I'm guessing Gin has something to do with it.
when foles is in the game the field is shortened by at least 20 yards....pimps skill set is to stretch the field...vicks best ball is the intermediate to deep throw
do the math cranial lump
You mean those throws that Vick wasn't making this year?
Quote from: General_Failure on October 13, 2013, 07:24:53 PM
You mean those throws that Vick wasn't making this year?
top 5 in total receiving yards and yards per catch in the entire league coming into today
I imagined all those overthrown passes, then.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 13, 2013, 07:32:43 PM
I imagined all those overthrown passes, then.
its kinda like forgetting about all of shadys one yard runs....but you like him so its ok
Oh, I don't forget those. Every time one of those happens I go soap opera dramatic about it. I constantly have to buy new shirts during football season.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 13, 2013, 04:00:22 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 13, 2013, 03:54:01 PM
Stockton has trouble with those strange black kid names like Colin.
"Sean Mccoy, Sean Jackson"
"DeSean Johnson"
Here's a pic from today's game. Good job Tampadelphia
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Quote from: BigEd76 on October 13, 2013, 09:42:19 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 13, 2013, 04:00:22 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 13, 2013, 03:54:01 PM
Stockton has trouble with those strange black kid names like Colin.
"Sean Mccoy, Sean Jackson"
"DeSean Johnson"
I might be misremembering this, but I thought I heard Stockton call an incomplete pass to Mike Williams, and then later in the game he said Mike Williams was inactive.
He did, plus he had that awkward outtro to the commercials. He alluded to Chris Button would rather be on the beach in her bikini, then started laughing before they cut into the ads.
2 team race for the nfc east
3 team race for the 6th spot in the playoffs
cant get teddy b
HERE WE GO