I haven't heard from Troy or Chuck, and FF wants out... any takers?
As always, we will be keeping:
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE/DEF/K
1 Rookie (2006)
nm
Chuck's Team:
Plaxico Burress (NYG - WR)
Marques Colston (NO - WR,TE)
Joey Galloway (TB - WR)
Jeff Garcia (TB - QB)
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Cin - WR)
Rudi Johnson (Cin - RB)
Thomas Jones (NYJ - RB)
Laurence Maroney (NE - RB)
Donovan McNabb (Phi - QB)
Heath Miller (Pit - TE)
Santana Moss (Was - WR)
Tony Romo (Dal - QB)
LaDainian Tomlinson (SD - RB)
John Kasay (Car - K)
Seattle (Sea - DEF)
FF's Team:
Anquan Boldin (Ari - WR)
Desmond Clark (Chi - TE)
Chris Cooley (Was - TE)
Jay Cutler (Den - QB)
Lee Evans (Buf - WR)
Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
Michael Vick (Atl - QB)
Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
Brian Westbrook (Phi - RB)
Roy Williams (Det - WR)
Vince Young (Ten - QB)
Robbie Gould (Chi - K)
New England (NE - DEF)
How do you know who was on each team? You taking what everyone had at the beginning of last year?
Post everyone's team so we all have an "official" starting point.
a keeper league for no money? i don't understand how you're not getting bombarded with people who want in.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 16, 2007, 09:48:33 AM
How do you know who was on each team? You taking what everyone had at the beginning of last year?
Post everyone's team so we all have an "official" starting point.
You can view past rosters through Yahoo. Right now I'm only posting rosters of people who are either OUT or haven't contacted me so that people can decide if they want to take one of the teams.
FF's embarrassed because he has Cooley on his team.
As well he should be.
Homo.
If there is no interest by the end of the weekend and no one wants to take over the teams I'm shutting this motherfarger down.
I'm in if there's a spot.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 16, 2007, 10:22:21 AM
FF's embarrassed because he has Cooley on his team.
As well he should be.
Homo.
hbionic can take my team, then. Perfect fit.
I also had Vick - holla.
I'm taking Chuck's team. >:D
That is a pretty zesty team you put together there FF. I'm proud to say I COULD have done better. :evil
Quote from: hbionic on August 16, 2007, 12:29:38 PM
That is a pretty zesty team you put together there FF. I'm proud to say I COULD have done better. :evil
I was 1st or 2nd place all season and played in the "championship" against Dio.
Chuck's team didn't make the playoffs, iirc.
Just FYI.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 16, 2007, 10:14:48 AMYou can view past rosters through Yahoo.
I didn't realize this was possible but I went looking. Lo and behold, so you can.
I'll keep:
Peyton Manning
Frank Gore
Larry Johnson
Larry Fitzgerald
Laverneous Coles
Alge Crumpler
Joseph Addai
Matt Hasselbeck
Cedric Benson
Marion Barber III
Torry Holt
Devery Henderson
Kellen Winslow
Fine FF, I'll take your team...but I ain't guaranteeing you playoffs.
Good call. Allow me to help you.
Keep these guys:
Jay Cutler (Den - QB)
Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
Brian Westbrook (Phi - RB)
Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
Roy Williams (Det - WR)
New England (NE - DEF)
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
I'm out. But if someone wants to adopt this team, go for it:
Tiki Barber (NYG - RB) 0 0 0 1662 5 465 0 0 0 0 1 240.70
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB) 0 0 0 1008 5 276 0 0 0 0 2 154.40
Marc Bulger (StL - QB) 4301 24 8 44 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 300.44
Antonio Gates (SD - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 924 9 0 0 0 0 146.40
Ahman Green (Hou - RB) 0 0 0 1059 5 373 1 0 0 0 2 175.20
Marvin Harrison (Ind - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 1366 12 0 0 0 1 206.60
Joe Horn (Atl - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 679 4 0 0 1 0 93.90
Darrell Jackson (SF - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 956 10 0 0 0 0 155.60
Andre Johnson (Hou - WR) 0 0 0 14 0 1147 5 0 0 0 0 146.10
Deuce McAllister (NO - RB) 0 0 0 1057 10 198 0 0 0 0 1 189.50
Benjamin Watson (NE - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 643 3 0 0 0 1 80.30
Carnell Williams (TB - RB) 0 0 0 798 1 196 0 0 0 0 3 99.40
Ryan Longwell (Min - K) 2 7 8 4 0 0 0 0 27 1 99.64
Carolina (Car - DEF) 305 41.0 1 14 8 2 2 1425 0 172.50
San Diego (SD - DEF) 293 61.0 0 16 12 3 0 1732 0 215.73
i'll take it if no one else wants to
It's all yours dude.
Now I just need to know if Troy and Chuck are actually still alive and willing to lose to me at fantasy football.
is it sick that i'm going to create another Yahoo id so i can sign up for this league because i'm maxed out at teams on my other one?
no it's normal. completely normal. freak.
phreak?
(http://www.dashmag.com/images/Anorexic.jpg)
zanshin doesn't have any 2006 rookies, is that one less player i get to keep?
Yes, but you get an additional pick at the end of the draft.
awesome, that totally makes up for it!
Same farged up situation I was in last year. Suck it up ass man.
ew
Quote from: rjs246 on August 16, 2007, 09:32:47 AM
I haven't heard from Troy or Chuck, and FF wants out... any takers?
As always, we will be keeping:
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE/DEF/K
1 Rookie (2006)
Mark Bulger
Ronnie Brown
Carnell Williams
Andre Johnson
Marvin Harrison
Antonio Gates
Ok, so how do you play?
Beware, the wrath of the spooge moppers.
Prepare to have your spooge mopped! ^-^
Items of note:
- I emailed Chuck and Troy. Troy's email got bounced back so his team is on the block.
- Philly_Crew has requested Chuck's team, but Troy's team is available now if he wants it.
- Yahoo is ill equipped for keeper league drafting, or at least I've never handled a keeper league draft via yahoo, so I propose we do it on the board.
- If Chuck doesn't get back to me we will need one more team.
- Mikey, sign in to the league already.
Another Item of note:
-We are no longer the spooge moppers but we are now the 'Spooge Monsters'. This name change will take effect once I log on to yahoo again some time in the future.
Here are my keepers:
Drew Brees (QB)
Shaun Alexander (RB)
Jerius Norwood (RB)
Randy Moss (WR)
Steve Smith (WR)
Chicago Defense
DeAngelo Williams (R)
Quote from: FastFreddie on August 17, 2007, 05:49:42 AM
Good call. Allow me to help you.
Keep these guys:
Jay Cutler (Den - QB)
Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
Brian Westbrook (Phi - RB)
Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
Roy Williams (Det - WR)
New England (NE - DEF)
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
I'll go ahead and follow Freddie's expert advise and keep these guys.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 20, 2007, 08:48:28 AM
Items of note:
- I emailed Chuck and Troy. Troy's email got bounced back so his team is on the block.
- Philly_Crew has requested Chuck's team, but Troy's team is available now if he wants it.
- Yahoo is ill equipped for keeper league drafting, or at least I've never handled a keeper league draft via yahoo, so I propose we do it on the board.
- If Chuck doesn't get back to me we will need one more team.
- Mikey, sign in to the league already.
I'm still looking for Chuck's team if decides to bow out this season.
McNabb (QB)
Tomlinson (RB)
Rudi Johnson (RB)
Houshmandzadeh (WR)
Colston (WR)
Heath Miller (TE)
Maroney (Rookie)
If there's still an available team, give it to me.
There is an available team. It's Troy's team (check the first page). And with that the league is full.
I've never played in a Keeper League, and no dick about it. Give me a quick run down on the differences in it from standard fantasy football. I'll probably snatch up the last team and bomb.
Too late, sucka.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2007, 04:34:43 PM
Too late, sucka.
You'll get your comeuppance.
/sniffle
Christ he has a lot of RB by committees...
Marion Barber III (Dal - RB)
Cedric Benson (Chi - RB)
Matt Hasselbeck (Sea - QB)
Devery Henderson (NO - WR)
Torry Holt (StL - WR)
Hines Ward (Pit - WR)
Kellen Winslow (Cle - TE)
My keepers. Henderson was a rookie right?
No, he wasn't.
farg....did he even have any rookies then?
Marion Barber III (Dal - RB)
Cedric Benson (Chi - RB)
Matt Hasselbeck (Sea - QB)
Torry Holt (StL - WR)
Fred Taylor (Jac - RB)
Hines Ward (Pit - WR)
Kellen Winslow (Cle - TE)
My revised keepers, If I get to keep an extra guy since I have no rookie.
I gotta go to work I'll come back tonight and figure this shtein out.
You don't get to keep an extra guy, smart stuff. You get an extra draft pick at the end of the draft.
Is my team still out there or has it been given away already?
You're still in nerd.
So when is our Board draft? Draft order?
I pick first since I won last year. Second, too. Third pick goes to you for asking.
Yo I farged up. I listed Tomahawk's team as Troy's... Munson I'll dig up whatever team it is that you actually inherited.
Ha, so I was wrong. Troy dropped out last season. There isn't a team available for Munson.
This would be so sweet if I had actually planned it.
If mikey doesn't get back to me and sign up, then you can take his team, otherwise my bad.
Draft Order based on reverse final standings as they appear now on last year's league site:
1. rjs
2. Mikey (still hasn't signed up)
3. T-Hawk
4. Sarge (still hasn't signed up, but confirmed that he's in)
5. Philly_Crew (was Chuck)
6. SunMo (was Zanshin)
7. HBionic (was FF)
8. Dio
Were you really last place? Ha! You suck.
Sarge won a game or two in the playoffs after a 1-13 season. I didn't bother.
I did a better job of not bothering this season. You still suck.
Quote from: Munson on August 22, 2007, 04:49:36 PM
Christ he has a lot of RB by committees...
Marion Barber III (Dal - RB)
Cedric Benson (Chi - RB)
Matt Hasselbeck (Sea - QB)
Devery Henderson (NO - WR)
Torry Holt (StL - WR)
Hines Ward (Pit - WR)
Kellen Winslow (Cle - TE)
My keepers. Henderson was a rookie right?
That's my team.
Yeah, I farged up. Munson doesn't have a team to take over. More's the pity.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2007, 09:15:24 PM
Sarge won a game or two in the playoffs after a 1-13 season. I didn't bother.
I didn't even make the playoffs last year. I was 1 and farging 13.
Just went and double checked last year's final standings and I'm not sure how Yahoo put me in 5th place. ???
Quote
*1. Dio's Ragged Company 8-6-0 .571 1568.90 L-3 6 12
*2. FFargin' Your Mom 11-3-0 .786 1498.77 W-9 5 41
*3. Tight Balls 8-6-0 .571 1420.18 L-1 4 6
*4. CBus BusterBeaters 10-4-0 .714 1589.58 L-1 3 6
5. Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 1-13-0 .071 1161.31 L-3 2 11
6. Killer Krauts 5-9-0 .357 1324.86 W-1 7 16
7. MidgetsAreCool 7-7-0 .500 1468.75 W-1 1 11
8. Astroglide 6-8-0 .429 1301.41 W-2 8 17
I had the worst record and scored the least amount of points. I feel like the Boston Celtics right now.
Team Ramrod? keepers:
QB - Tom Brady
RB - Clinton Portis, LaMont Jordan
WR - Chad Johnson, Reggie Brown
DEF - Pittsburgh
Rookie - Lendale White
Haha alright...yeah I'll keep checkin back incase Mikey doesn't show up.
Here are my keepers:
QB - Carson Palmer
RB - Willie Parker, Willis McGahee
WR - Donte Stallworth, Javon Walker
DEF/K/TE - Baltimore
Rookie - Reggie Bush
So when's the draft? I'm going to make an effort to 'return' to CF over the coming weeks thanks to work (hopefully) slowing down and me not being in another country ;D
Quote from: mikey418 on August 23, 2007, 10:54:16 PMI'm going to make an effort to 'return' to CF over the coming weeks...
This is a bad idea. Seek help for you bad thinking problem.
How about starting the draft Monday 8:00? Live board draft, right?
we already have a CF draft that night
Quote from: SunMo on August 24, 2007, 03:28:40 PM
we already have a CF draft that night
Tuesday 8:00?
I can't do it after 9pm eastern on Tuesday, I have to be gone by that time. If you start at 7pm, with 3 minute intervals, that may work. If not, wednesday works better.
I should be around t.his week....and on here. I have another draft Wednesday night but it's a "Live" so it shouldn't interfere
So Wednesday at 7:00? Not sure about the three minute intervals.
Wednesday works for me....altho at 9PM i start that other draft.
wednesday is good for me if it works for everybody else
Why can't we do this live? That's so much quicker and convenient. We could all edit the rankings, putting our respective keepers at the top of the list. For those of us who don't have rookies, we could pick absolute crap players with the 8th pick.
Im in. Hell, we could do this right now. :D
I'm good for any day/time this week except tomorrow (Tuesday) because I'll be moving into my new place.
If you guys set it up I'm willing to wake up at 7:30am pacific time to do this. Beotches. Morning would be a hell of alot better.
if we do it on the board, it'd probably go faster if we did it during a work day, because it seems that everybody is on here during the day. we could do it over 2 days if necessary
I don't normally have computer access during the day, but I would be happy to give the commish a simple list for each of my picks.
this thread is a fine example of why i will never be a commish again ..everyone with some time they can't do, some goddamned idea, some stupid question, some moronic opinion...bunch of goddamned Hoydas
just announce the draft time and format and people can either get in line or farg off
Quote from: Diomedes on August 27, 2007, 06:06:40 PM
I don't normally have computer access during the day, but I would be happy to give the commish a simple list for each of my picks.
this thread is a fine example of why i will never be a commish again ..everyone with some time they can't do, some goddamned idea, some stupid question, some moronic opinion...bunch of goddamned Hoydas
just announce the draft time and format and people can either get in line or farg off
Someone hasn't started his gin and tonics. Day or night. let's just start this....
So, let's do like chuggie and start this bad boy. I've been 'keeping' for this very year.
Hey Freddie, if you're reading, part of your exit package was spot advice on this squad. You still retain some GM powers, subject to my final say. Feel free to make your recommendations on the draft Freddie Wolf.
Hoagemannzode. Lock it up.
i'm out of here Thursday night until monday...so we need to get this moving
farg. ok let's start this tomorrow morning? yes?
i'll start. i pick jeremy bloom.
tomorrow morning works
you forgot a 't'
Thow cunning of you?
How cunning oft you?
I'm contfused.
DEAR iceholeS-
We will be holding the keeper league draft tomorrow morning at 10am. I will post the draft order as well as each team's designated keepers and try to update the thread with draft picks as thoroughly as possible. I do have a job, unlike you deadbeats, so I may drop out sporadically but I will do my best to keep things moving.
Love and kisses,
rjs246
Team Ramrod?'s 2007 Keeper League roster:
QB - Tom Brady (k), Alex Smith
RB - Clinton Portis (k), LaMont Jordan (k), LenDale White (k), Jamal Lewis, Chester Taylor
WR - Chad Johnson (k), Reggie Brown (k), Calvin Johnson, DJ Hackett
TE - LJ Smith
K - Robbie Gould
Def/St - Pittsburgh (k), Miami
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2007, 05:27:20 PM
Team Ramrod?'s 2007 Keeper League roster:
QB - Tom Brady (k), Alex Smith
RB - Clinton Portis (k), LaMont Jordan (k), LenDale White (k), Jamal Lewis, Chester Taylor
WR - Chad Johnson (k), Reggie Brown (k), Calvin Johnson, DJ Hackett
TE - LJ Smith
K - Robbie Gould
Def/St - Pittsburgh (k), Miami
Looks like a declaration forfeiture to me. We haven't even started the season and already you are giving up. Punk.
After winning the championship 2 years ago, I've had to rebuild my franchise. My runningbacks are going to be hit or miss this year.
Spooge, Inc.
QB
Phillip Rivers
Jay Cutler
Ben Roethlisberger
RB
Bryan Westbrook
Stephen Jackson
Maurice Jones-Drew
WR
Reggie Wayne
Roy Willams
Anquan Boldin
Santonio Holmes
Chris Chambers
Dwayn Jarret
TE
Jeremy Schockey
K
David Akers
D
New England
Quote from: hbionic on August 29, 2007, 05:34:17 PM
Spooge, Inc.
QB
Phillip Rivers
Jay Cutler
RB
Bryan Westbrook
Stephen Jackson
Maurice Jones-Drew
WR
Reggie Wayne
Roy Willams
Anquan Boldin
Santonio Holmes
Chris Chambers
Dwayn Jarret
TE
Jeremy Schockey
K
David Akers
D
New England
You forgot Roethlisburger. Ass.
Oh yeah, him. :)
qb - marc bulger
qb - jp losman
rb - ronnie brown
rb - cadillac williams
rb - brandon jackson
rb - ladell betts
rb - tatum bell
wr - marvin harrison
wr - andre johnson
wr - terrell owens
wr - braylon edwards
wr - joey galloway
te - antonio gates
k - matt stover
d - green bay
Quote from: SunMo on August 29, 2007, 05:37:04 PM
qb - marc bulger
qb - jp losman
rb - ronnie brown
rb - cadillac williams
rb - brandon jackson
rb - ladell betts
rb - tatum bell
wr - marvin harrison
wr - andre johnson
wr - terrell owens
wr - braylon edwards
wr - joey galloway
te - antonio gates
k - matt stover
d - green bay
This should be 2 easy wins. 8) :paranoid
By the way, since I've started a little trash talking, that pretty much guarantees that all of my players will be hurt at some point during the season. :boom
Draft results have been loaded. Let me know if I made any mistakes.
thanks
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2007, 07:05:29 PM
Draft results have been loaded. Let me know if I made any mistakes.
Your only mistake is playing against me.
F+
Reggie Wayne. 21.50 points. Bet. 8)
Manning and Addai, 49+
people laughed at me for drafting Addai last year...
Yeah, but were they pointing!
You've got larry johnson too? You sick, sick man!
Brees = inverted boner!
Quote from: Diomedes on September 06, 2007, 11:54:14 PM
Manning and Addai, 49+
people laughed at me for drafting Addai last year...
Looks like I'll be picking up right where I left off last year.
Quote from: hbionic on September 07, 2007, 12:07:34 AM
You've got larry johnson too? You sick, sick man!
And Gore. And Edge.
I've already matched my win total for last year. Glad I was able to get that out of the way early.
That's why you're not playing anymore.
Yeah, I'm only in 4 leagues now, as compared to the 5 from last year. I've really pared back.
are you getting thoroughly dominated in the other 3 as you are in Rusty's league this week?
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 11, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
Yeah, I'm only in 4 leagues now, as compared to the 5 from last year. I've really pared back.
Last year I was in 5. This year, just 1. Although a lot of that has to do with the fact that most of the drafts took place while I was homeless and without sufficient internets access.
Quote from: SunMo on September 11, 2007, 09:25:59 AM
are you getting thoroughly dominated in the other 3 as you are in Rusty's league this week?
No, I lost all of them in less spectacular fashion. There is no doubt that the lack of research I did this year is hurting me greatly.
dont feel bad its now been exactly 53 weeks since ive won a fantasy football game
shtein, I just realized Dio started with a 49 point head start and lost. Sorry to point that out Dio, for some reason, I thought you needed to be reminded. :-*
I left Jamal Lewis and his 200+ rushing yards on the bench today.
Two of my keepers aren't even starting (because they don't start for their own teams) and I am still crushing all of you. Why am I so good at this?
I need 27 points between Westbrook and Akers tonight. I know they're reading.
Quote from: hbionic on September 17, 2007, 11:54:44 AM
I need 27 points between Westbrook and Akers tonight. I know they're reading.
FYI: I traded Steve Smith to rjs for Reggie Wayne last year. It worked out great for me, but it sucks hard for you.
That's the tricky part of fantasy football. Do you go with a guy that has a QB like Manning, but not necessarily the #1 target or do you go with the #1 target with a craptastic QB?
I think Reggie Wayne balances out with Smith in this case. I'm sure they'll be pretty even all season.
Haha, you wish.
Damn straight I'm wishing! 33 effing points. I'm totally hoping for ying and yang (the balance of life, not the retarded conjoined twins from Shanghai).
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 16, 2007, 04:06:08 PM
I left Jamal Lewis and his 200+ rushing yards on the bench today.
Good thing I'm playing SunMo. He left Cadillac Williams (18.10), Braylon Edwards (26.60) and Joey Galloway (25.50) on his bench. I'm beating him by 1 point with 2 players going for me tonight (Portis/LJ Smith).
Steve Smith has a ton more value than Reggie Wayne when healthy.
He wasn't healthy when I traded him.
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 17, 2007, 01:57:40 PM
Steve Smith has a ton more value than Reggie Wayne when healthy.
He wasn't healthy when I traded him.
Nice going Doc. Freddie, go ahead and cancel the physical I had scheduled with you.
You don't have to be a doctor to figure it out when the guy's wearing street clothes during games.
won by about 2.5 points. I needed to make up 27 points to win and akers and westbrook at least did that for me yesterday. :-D :'(
I hate chuggie.
I'd just like to point out that I'm in 1st place.
And since no one in this league is taking any initiative, I guess I'll try and do the whole weekly update thing regarding who made smart decisions and who didn't, etc, etc.
Week 4
Weekly High Score: CrankyPantsMcGoo - 117.72 :yay
Weekly Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 :-D
Record High Score: CrankyPants McGoo - 153.42 (Week 2)
Record Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 (Week 4)
Week 4 MVP: Bears Defense, 29.47 pts - CrankyPantsMcGoo
Ronnie Brown, 26.70 pts - SunMoSyphillis
Highest Scoring Player to date: Tom Brady*, 117.32 - Team Ramrod?
Oops: Philly Phanatic Crew benched Tony Romo (37.96 pts) in favor of Donovan McNabb (3.92 pts). Those 34 points left on the bench would have come in handy during a 20 point week 4 loss to Team Ramrod?.
Players on active rosters who did not play this weekend:
Spooge Inc. (2) B. Westbrook, A. Boldin
Team Ramrod? (1) C. Johnson (Det)
Philly Phanatic Crew (1) L. Maroney
Carcharadons had a player with a -1.00 score this week. Luckily that did not matter as his opponent (SunMoSyphillis) had five (5) players on his active roster who failed to score at least 5.00 fantasy points.
*Tony Romo (Philly Phanatic Crew) actually has the highest point total so far this season with 127.06. But only 23.04 pts have come on the active roster during week 2 which was Romo's "worst" fantasy week of the season.
Wow, the CrankyPantsMcGoo team sure is money...
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 02, 2007, 08:08:58 PM
I'd just like to point out that I'm in 1st place.
And since no one in this league is taking any initiative, I guess I'll try and do the whole weekly update thing regarding who made smart decisions and who didn't, etc, etc.
Week 4
Weekly High Score: CrankyPantsMcGoo - 117.72 :yay
Weekly Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 :-D
Record High Score: CrankyPants McGoo - 153.42 (Week 2)
Record Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 (Week 4)
Week 4 MVP: Bears Defense, 29.47 pts - CrankyPantsMcGoo
Ronnie Brown, 26.70 pts - SunMoSyphillis
Highest Scoring Player to date: Tom Brady*, 117.32 - Team Ramrod?
Oops: Philly Phanatic Crew benched Tony Romo (37.96 pts) in favor of Donovan McNabb (3.92 pts). Those 34 points left on the bench would have come in handy during a 20 point week 4 loss to Team Ramrod?.
Players on active rosters who did not play this weekend:
Spooge Inc. (2) B. Westbrook, A. Boldin
Team Ramrod? (1) C. Johnson (Det)
Philly Phanatic Crew (1) L. Maroney
Carcharadons had a player with a -1.00 score this week. Luckily that did not matter as his opponent (SunMoSyphillis) had five (5) players on his active roster who failed to score at least 5.00 fantasy points.
*Tony Romo (Philly Phanatic Crew) actually has the highest point total so far this season with 127.06. But only 23.04 pts have come on the active roster during week 2 which was Romo's "worst" fantasy week of the season.
I have to *Ahem* take a look at some things. I need to do a better job *ahem*, putting the players in a position to make a play.
ha!
Dio beat me by .54 points this week...farger
and you wondered why I didn't keep TO.
sucker
Week 5
Weekly High Score: ChuckNorrisites - 116.04 :yay
Weekly Low Score: Carcharadons - 67.21 :-D
Record High Score: CrankyPants McGoo - 153.42 (Week 2)
Record Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 (Week 4)
Week 4 MVP: Ben Watson, 23.80 pts - Philly Phanatic Crew
Highest Scoring Player to date: Tom Brady, 145.92- Team Ramrod?
Oops: Carcharadons left Cedrick Benson (12.90 pts) on the bench. This is funny because he outscored both of his starting runningbacks combined. Marion Barber (7.30 pts) and Thomas Jones (5.00).
Players on active rosters who did not play this weekend:
Dio's Ragged Company (1) Joseph Addai
Spooge Inc. (1) Santanio Holmes
Team Ramrod? had 3 players fail to score at least 2.00 points in week 5. Calvin Johnson (0.30 pts), Jamal Lewis (1.10 pts), LenDale White (1.20 pts).
After starting 0-2, Dio's Ragged Company has won 3 in a row. Congrats. :yay
Team Ramrod? has scored the most points so far this season with 559.43 pts.
Despite being the lowest scoring team in the league with 455.20 pts, Spooge Inc. has raced out to a 4-1 start and sits alone in 1st place.
If the season ended today, spooge inc would host Dio's ragged company and team ramrod? would host crankypants mcgoo. This week's matchup's feature these 4 teams playing each other. A look into the future perhaps? :poison
so...i did not start braylon edwards today
Quote from: SunMo on October 14, 2007, 03:51:49 PM
so...i did not start braylon edwards today
Wouldn't be the first time.
i just wanted to make that part of your week 6 report easy
'preciate that
Week 6
Weekly High Score: Philly Phantic Crew - 137.65 :yay
Weekly Low Score: Dio's Ragged Company - 72.02 :-D
Record High Score: CrankyPants McGoo - 153.42 (Week 2)
Record Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 (Week 4)
Week 4 MVP: Adrian Peterson, 45.57 pts - Carcharadons
Highest Scoring Player to date: Tom Brady, 189.94 - Team Ramrod?
Oops: Cranky Pants McGoo left Drew Brees (21.84 pts) and Jerious Norwood (22.70 pts) on the bench in favor of Matt Schaub (6.96 pts) and Sammy Morris (1.40 pts). That's 36.18 pts left on the bench while suffering a 22 pt loss.
Braylon Edwards must be the cure for syphillis because SunMo refuses to play him and left his 3 td (24.70 pts) peformance sitting on the bench. Again. Also, had he started Marc Bulger (DNP) instead of Kurt Warner (-1.16 pts) then he would have scored higher this week. That would have given him just a little more breathing room in his narrow 0.99 pt win over Chuck Norrisites. Fortunately for SunMo, Chuck Norrisites left Wes Welker and his 27.47 pts on the bench and chose to take Vincent Jackson's 0.50 pt instead.
Players on active rosters who did not play this weekend:
Spooge Inc. (1) Anquan Boldin
Spooge Inc. had a "perfect" week because he left 0 points sitting on the bench. This is because half of his team was on their bye week. Plus Stephen Jackson who DNP.
Team Ramrod? has scored the most points so far this season with 686.92 pts but has yet to get a weekly high score.
Despite being the lowest scoring team in the league with 548.84 pts, Spooge Inc. sits atop the league at 5-1. Talk about favorable scheduling.
>:D
I won't be doing a league update for week 7 until Thursday or Friday when I get back to KC. That's if I decide to do one at all. Deal with it.
Somehow, I think we'll get by.
You live and die by my every word. Admit it.
Since I'm not leaving until tomorrow now, here's your week 7 update.
Week 7
Weekly High Score: Team Ramrod? - 141.53 :yay
Weekly Low Score: Sun Mo Syphilis - 63.37 :-D
Record High Score: CrankyPants McGoo - 153.42 (Week 2)
Record Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 (Week 4)
Week 7 MVP: Tom Brady, 50.16 - Team Ramrod?
Highest Scoring Player to date: Tom Brady, 240.10 - Team Ramrod?
Oops: There were multiple people who left a significant amount of points on their bench this week, but none of them would have made a difference in the overall outcome.
SunMo gets a gold star for some how managing to start 2 different QB's in consecutive weeks who finish with negative scores [Kurt Warner, week 6 (-1.16 pts), Marc Bulger, week 7 (-1.00 pts)]. Miraculously enough, he managed to go 1-1.
Players on active rosters who did not play this weekend:
Philly Phanatic Crew (1) Ben Watson
Team Ramrod? has scored the most points so far this season with 828.45 pts.
Spooge Inc. (659.52) has been "over taken" by Sun Mo Syphilis (652.42) as the lowest scoring team in the league. Congrats to both players.
I'm third overall but second to last in points.
make fun of me all you want, but i took over a mediocre team and my two starting running backs are on IR...there was no other outcome here
Sarge, ya slippin!
Yeah, I know. I would have done the update already but I didn't want to make fun of myself for starting Pittsburgh's defense (8 points) instead of SD (29 points) while suffering a 15 point loss.
You could make fun of yourself for carrying two defenses while you're at it.
I could. But I'm lazy.
after taking over a mediocre team, and then losing his best player (Ronnie Brown), GM of the year Sun_Mo has willied his team to a 6-4 record and 2nd place in the standings. meanwhile, not GM of the year CrankyPantsMcGoo went from 3-1 to 3-7 after a 6 game losing streak.
fun fact...the 3 first place teams have total points under 1000, teams 4 through 7 all have total points over 1000. see kids, scoring is overrated.
Here's your weekly update:
My team blows.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 13, 2007, 10:57:47 AM
Here's your weekly update:
My team blows.
Hold on, let me log in to my yahoo account.
Yep.
Tom Brady was out for you.
NE Defense and Gatkowski were out for me.
That's pretty much a wash right there.
Williams, Drew, Westbrook, each with at least 2 TD's.
Good week! :yay
I also didn't realize I left Stephen Jackson on the bench with his 2 TD's.
shtein, having him plus the D and K, its very possible I would have broken the 200 point mark.
:o
I must humble myself.
I now have the weekly high score for the year. And that was with Brady having an "off" week. Portis was the only player on my roster who didn't score in double digits for me. Hell, even my kicker dropped 19 points on dat ass.
Playoff matchups are set:
(1)SunMo vs (4)Dio
(2)Chuggie vs (3)Sarge
SunMo pretty much came out of nowhere to finish with the best record.
7 game winning streak to end the season
Second pick in the draft next year is good too, right?
Quote from: rjs246 on December 11, 2007, 04:28:31 PM
Second pick in the draft next year is good too, right?
Yes. Much like your idle, Daniel Snyder, I'm sure you'll trade it away for an aging veteran. Good luck.
idle!
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 11, 2007, 11:55:39 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 11, 2007, 04:28:31 PM
Second pick in the draft next year is good too, right?
Yes. Much like your idle, Daniel Snyder, I'm sure you'll trade it away for an aging veteran. Good luck.
F+
Back where I belong.
Dio needs 6.28 points from Greg Olsen tonight to beat me...
And he's not gonna give it to me, I'm sure....
Tom Brady farged me. He farged me good.
It's you and me SunMo.
May the best looking man win.
i guess you're already done then
Final Standings:
1. Spooge Inc - Congrats (:boo)
2. SunMo Syphillis
3. Team Ramrod?
4. Dio's Ragged Company
5. Cranky Pants McGoo
6. Carcharodons
7. Philly Phanatic Crew
8. Chuck Norrisites - :-D
These were the reg season final standings along with the playoff final standings.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 25, 2007, 10:31:15 PM
These were the reg season final standings along with the playoff final standings.
no, they weren't, i finished the #1 seed. yahoo changes the overall standings based on how the playoffs finished out
Oh, ok. I just thought it was a freaky coincidence. Still doesn't change the fact that we both got ousted by Chuggie's pathetic team.
don't remind me
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 25, 2007, 10:31:15 PM
Final Standings:
1. Spooge Inc - Congrats (:boo)
2. SunMo Syphillis
3. Team Ramrod?
4. Dio's Ragged Company
5. Cranky Pants McGoo
6. Carcharodons
7. Philly Phanatic Crew
8. Chuck Norrisites - :-D
These were the reg season final standings along with the playoff final standings.
That doesn't look right at all, and Yahoo is telling me that I was 7th out of 8 teams...
Nevermind, you're right. I guess I won some consolation games. farg.
So next year's draft order is:
1. Chuck Norrisites
2. Philly Phanatic Crew
3. Carcharodons
4. Cranky Pants McGoo
5. Dio's Ragged Company
6. Team Ramrod
7. SunMo Syphillis
8. Spooge Inc.
9. Spooge Inc.
10. SunMo Syphillis
11. Team Ramrod?
12. Dio's Ragged Company
13. Cranky Pants McGoo
14. Carcharodons
15. Philly Phanatic Crew
16. Chuck Norrisites
Etc.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 27, 2007, 11:18:03 AM
Nevermind, you're right.
Get used to it.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 27, 2007, 11:18:03 AM
I guess I won some consolation games. farg.
Yep. That's why I was bitching so much about drafting 5th this year after finishing dead last (1-13) last year. I didn't even know there were consolation games.
We shouldn't take the consolation games into consideration when deciding draft order.
who won
who cares
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 28, 2007, 09:04:07 PM
We shouldn't take the consolation games into consideration when deciding draft order.
Yeah we are since I got screwed out of the first pick this year.
So, uh are we doing this again? Say the word and I'll restart the league page.
Also, anyone want to put some money on it this year?
I just looked at my team and don't want to play anymore. Randy Moss, Steve Smith and Brandon Marshall are all on the trading block and I need a running back. Badly.
i'm in again...start that shiz up
First round draft order:
1. mikey418
2. philly_crew
3. Tomahawk
4. rjs246
5. Dio
6. Sarge
7. SunMo
8. hbionic
If anyone is not interested let me know so we can open the shtein up for others.
i'm putting my roster here so I don't have to search Yahoo for it when i want to list my keeps:
Derek Anderson, qb
Ronnie Brown, rb
Earnest Graham, rb
Dominic Rhodes, rb
Chester Taylor, rb
Kenny Watson, rb
Braylon Edwards, wr
Terrell Owens, wr
Andre Johnson, wr
Marvin Harrison, wr
Joey Galloway, wr
Dwayne Bowe, wr
Antonio Gates, te
Matt Stover, k
San Diego, def
Showoff.
I'm back in.
Can someone do me a favor and post my roster...I forgot how to log in.
Quote from: rjs246 on July 07, 2008, 01:18:20 PM
First round draft order:
1. mikey418
2. philly_crew
3. Tomahawk
4. rjs246
5. Dio
6. Sarge
7. SunMo
8. hbionic
9. ?
10. mds
If anyone is not interested let me know so we can open the shtein up for others.
Quote from: hbionic on July 07, 2008, 01:37:11 PM
Can someone do me a favor and post my roster...I forgot how to log in.
type in your username and password, dick. Â
I'm back in too. Â But being the needy biatch that I am, the draft has gotta take place in the first 2 weeks of August because after the 15th I'll be hitting the road, heading to Cali and have no idea how often I'll be getting online for a few weeks after that. Â I remember trying to draft last year on the same day the movers were dropping off my crap and it was a major pain in the ass. Â I'd prefer to avoid that this year if possible. Â
PM me your email addresses.
Also, MDS, we're not adding teams to the league. It's a KEEPER league. If someone drops you can have their team otherwise, you're out.
i hate you i hope you die
MDS, I was thinking about starting a fantasy holocaust league and I'd really like it if you'd join.
haha
whats the scoring?
MDS: 0
Everyone Else: Winner
ha!
ill see you all in hell
I don't think anyone of us are going with you to Jew Hell.
INTERNET SECRETS.
in
I'll take a team if someone drops out
In
Because I'm in another keeper league through Yahoo!, I learned that they changed the functionality to allow the commish to assign the keepers to the appropriate teams. Because of this, the ability to pre-rank players, and my lack of anytime-I-want internet connectivity, I really think we should do a live draft through Yahoo! and take hours instead of days.
My roster:
QB
Matt Hasselbeck
Jon Kitna
RB
Marion Barber
Warrick Dunn
Kevin Jones
Thomas Jones
Adrian Peterson
WR
Donald Driver
Bobby Engrem
Torry Holt
Roddy White
Shaun McDonald
TE
Kellen Winslow
K
Mason Crosby
DEF
Minnesota
What - we keep 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE/K/DEF, 1 Rookie, correct?
Correct.
I will comply with whatever draft method rjs wants.
My roster
QB
McNabb
Romo
RB
LaDanian Tomlinson
Laurence Maroney
DeShaun Foster
Rudi Johnson
WR
Bernard Berrian
Plaxico Burress
Marques Colston
Hines Ward
T.J. Houshmanzadah
TE
Heath Miller
K
Viniatieri
DEF
NYG
Rookie
Marshawn Lynch
We have an opening in the league. mikey has dropped out. I'll post his roster when I get a chance.
Hey commish, any chance you can post my roster? I've been feeling extremely lazy today and don't feel like opening another tab on my browser. Thanks.
Quote from: hbionic on July 11, 2008, 02:48:49 PM
Hey commish, any chance you can post my roster? I've been feeling extremely lazy today and don't feel like opening another tab on my browser. Thanks.
There is zero chance that I'm posting your roster for you.
Go to your team page. Click on your yahoo name. Your fatnasy sports profile will open showing you the final roster for all of your past yahoo fantasy teams.
Lazy farg.
I've done that...nothing pops up......I click on Fantasy Sports...and the link to the new league pops up....but then when I go to my team.....nothing! :-[
...I think I found something.....
ok.....
QB
Jay Cutler
Phillip Rivers
Ben Roethlisberger
RB
Stephen Jackson
Maurice-Jones Drew
Bryan Westbrook
WR
Anquan Boldin
Chris Chambers
Santonio Holmes
Reggie Wayne
Roy Williams
TE
Donald Lee
Jeremy Shockey
K
Stephen Gotkowski
D
New England
....now....to make the tough decision.
God my team is awful.
are we doing the online draft with the keeper options?
I have no idea. In addition to having not spent any time thinking about it, I don't really care. There isn't any money on this so whatever takes the least amount of time gets my vote. Plus, I'm relatively incompetent as a yahoo fantasy football commissioner. Obviously.
Final Roster based on 1QB, 2RB, 2WR, 1TE/K/Def, 1 Rook:
I'm keeping all of them iceholes!
Holmes wasn't a rookie, smart stuff.
Are you sure? (I just sent you $10 via paypal to jog your memory).
Quote2006 Pittsburgh 16 49 824 51.5 16.8 67 7.0 41 2
2007 Pittsburgh 13 52 942 72.5 18.1 83 5.0 42 8
My team from last year.
QB Brett Favre (GB - QB)
QB Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)
RB Joseph Addai (Ind - RB)
RB Frank Gore (SF - RB)
RB Edgerrin James (Ari - RB)
RB Larry Johnson (KC - RB)
RB Kolby Smith (KC - RB)
RB Leon Washington (NYJ - RB)
WR Nate Burleson (Sea - WR)
WR Laveranues Coles (NYJ - WR)
WR Lee Evans (Buf - WR)
WR Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
TE Greg Olsen (Chi - TE)
K Phil Dawson (Cle - K)
D Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)
I'll designate my keepers right before whatever deadline Rusty sets.
Good call Dio. There is no need to declare keepers yet.
This has never been addressed in a keeper league that I've been a part of, but my feeling is that the full end of season roster is yours until the draft actually happens. So trades are possible if you want.
Anyone disagree?
I hope to hell it wouldn't matter if anyone did.
Mikey's roster in case anyone wants it:
Carson Palmer (Cin - QB)
Willis McGahee (Bal - RB)
Willie Parker (Pit - RB)
Reggie Bush (NO - RB)
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)
James Jones (GB - WR)
Derrick Mason (Bal - WR)
Javon Walker (Oak - WR)
Wes Welker (NE - WR)
Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
Nick Folk (Dal - K)
Shayne Graham (Cin - K)
Baltimore (Bal - DEF)Â
Jacksonville (Jac - DEF)
MDS cried about wanting in first, Phreak said he wants in too
I prefer to play with Phreak of course
whatever drives todd closer to self-extinction is good with me
why the hate johnny?
how much money is on the line here?
$47
what an interesting figure. how did you come up with that?
Cobra Kai
Tom Brady (NE - QB)
Ryan Grant (GB - RB)
LaMont Jordan (Oak - RB)
Jamal Lewis (Cle - RB)
Adrian Peterson (Chi - RB)
Clinton Portis (Was - RB)
LenDale White (Ten - RB)
Dallas Clark (Ind - TE)
Kevin Curtis (Phi - WR)
Greg Jennings (GB - WR)
Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
Chad Johnson (Cin - WR)Â
Donte' Stallworth (Cle - WR)
Jason Hanson (Det - K)
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
When do we have to declare our keepers by?
You can PM me your final roster by Monday.
I'm trading Adrian Peterson (RB-MIN) to hbionic for Stephen Jackson and Boldin
hbionic approves of this trade.
Holy farging blockbuster. And here my team sits, Sad and Pathetic as always. Jerks.
Amended Roster:
My roster:
QB
Matt Hasselbeck
Jon Kitna
RB
Marion Barber
Warrick Dunn
Kevin Jones
Thomas Jones
Stephen Jackson
WR
Donald Driver
Bobby Engrem
Torry Holt
Roddy White
Shaun McDonald
Anquan Boldin
TE
Kellen Winslow
K
Mason Crosby
DEF
Minnesota
rjs, can you please give us a draft/trade deadline/keeper cuts date?
No.
It's like a month away. I think the draft is scheduled for the sunday before the season starts. Keepers will have to be made public the week prior some time.
Quote from: rjs246 on July 15, 2008, 06:05:12 PM
It's like a month away. I think the draft is scheduled for the sunday before the season starts. Keepers will have to be made public the week prior some time.
Okay...and trades are allowed until the draft?
Trades of any player on your roster are allowed until keepers are announced. After which only keepers are available to trade.
Thank you.
Updated Roster. Players continue to be available for trades...including the newly acquired Adrian Peterson. I'm all ears. Even, multi-team trades. :deion
QB
Jay Cutler
Phillip Rivers
Ben Roethlisberger
RB
Maurice-Jones Drew
Bryan Westbrook
WR
Chris Chambers
Santonio Holmes
Reggie Wayne
Roy Williams
TE
Donald Lee
Jeremy Shockey
K
Stephen Gotkowski
D
New England
Rookie
Adrian Peterson
this seems like too much work for 47 buckaroos
MDS gimme your email so I can invite you to this crap.
torodenker@igyfanclub.com
replace igyfanclub with gmail and youve got it, kiddo.
QuoteFirefox can't find the server at www.igyfanclub.com.
Dude, you still have a chance here.
So I guess I should pay more attention to this...
Mikey has backed out and MDS has indicated that if there's no money on this shtein that he's not really interested in taking Mikey's team.
So if people want to put money on it, say so.
If not, who wants Mikey's team? (Roster posted on page 12 of this thread.)
phreak said he wanted in before.
If phreak wants it and you girls don't want to bet on it then it's all his.
I do not want Mikey's team. FYI
My master-draft spreadsheet has been completed. It took about 4 hours of work and will be utterly worthless well before any of my actual drafts. Labor of love.
can you go ahead and send that my way so I can save myself some work. thanks.
Please note, the draft date has been moved up a week because I will be moving the following weekend.
are you finally moving out of boston
No.
i hate to see you like this
Quote from: rjs246 on August 06, 2008, 11:16:41 PM
Please note, the draft date has been moved up a week because I will be moving the following weekend.
when was the original weekend?
Phreak has taken the last team and Dio is yet to join.
I'll be posting my roster at some point this week. Draft is on the afternoon of August 24th.
So how does this work....do I have keepers that MDS previously had? o I have to pick my keepers pout of last years rosters?
Phreak, go here. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19789.msg614628#msg614628)
rul
seriously rjs send that spreadsheet my way "bro"
Quote from: rjs246 on July 11, 2008, 03:54:58 PM
Mikey's roster in case anyone wants it:
Carson Palmer (Cin - QB)
Willis McGahee (Bal - RB)
Willie Parker (Pit - RB)
Reggie Bush (NO - RB)
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)
James Jones (GB - WR)
Derrick Mason (Bal - WR)
Javon Walker (Oak - WR)
Wes Welker (NE - WR)
Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
Nick Folk (Dal - K)
Shayne Graham (Cin - K)
Baltimore (Bal - DEF)
Jacksonville (Jac - DEF)
Damn, I have a lot of work to do.
How many keepers do we get?
Anyone wanna trade?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 12, 2008, 12:03:19 AMHow many keepers do we get?
1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE/K/DEF, 1 Rookie
I need keepers posted here by NOON THURSDAY AUGUST 21st.
Jerks.
QB - Brady
RB - Westbrook
RB - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Kellen Winslow
rookie - Adrian Peterson (MIN)
Kiss the ring, bitches!
This may get changed up to 8/21 if there are injuries
QB Tony Romo
RB LaDanian Tomlinson
RB Laurence Maroney
WR T.J. Houshmanzadeh
WR Marquez Colston
TE Heath Miller
Rookie Marshawn Lynch
Stop posting in here unless you're going to be funny weirdo.
QB
Matt Hasselbeck
RB
Marion Barber
Stephen Jackson
WR
Torry Holt
Anquan Boldin
DEF
Minnesota
QB:
Drew Brees
RB:
DeAngelo Williams
Selvin Young
WR:
Randy Moss
Steve Smith
TE/K/D:
Tony Gonzalez
Rookie:
JaMarcus Russell
No I'm not kidding. Worst roster ever. Thank you very much Travis Henry, Shaun Alexander and Brandon Marshall.
Maybe I don't want your draft cheat sheet.
Draft order:
1. Phreak
2. Philly Crew
3. T-Hawk
4. RJS
5. Dio
6. Sarge
7. SunMo
8. hbionic
One note. I think we've always done snaking draft orders, but in a dynasty league like this where we're keeping 8 players it makes more sense to have a set order for each round.
Gimme your thoughts on that and then I will unilaterally make a decision without taking any of your opinions into consideration.
Quote from: mpmcgraw on August 15, 2008, 01:31:51 PM
Maybe I don't want your draft cheat sheet.
You're not getting it either way. I inherited a talented but old ass old team two seasons ago and then drafted horribly last year because I was convinced that Travis Henry would flourish in Denver. Whoops.
well you're mean.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 15, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
Draft order:
1. Phreak
2. Philly Crew
3. T-Hawk
4. RJS
5. Dio
6. Sarge
7. SunMo
8. MDS
One note. I think we've always done snaking draft orders, but in a dynasty league like this where we're keeping 8 players it makes more sense to have a set order for each round.
Gimme your thoughts on that and then I will unilaterally make a decision without taking any of your opinions into consideration.
At least your WRs are good.
I like the snaking order
Oops. I put MDS' name where hbionic should have been...
i know im like the popular guy or whatever but enough is enough
TODD!
yo wut up homeboy
Quote from: SunMo on July 07, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
i'm putting my roster here so I don't have to search Yahoo for it when i want to list my keeps:
Derek Anderson, qb
Ronnie Brown, rb
Earnest Graham, rb
Dominic Rhodes, rb
Chester Taylor, rb
Kenny Watson, rb
Braylon Edwards, wr
Terrell Owens, wr
Andre Johnson, wr
Marvin Harrison, wr
Joey Galloway, wr
Dwayne Bowe, wr
Antonio Gates, te
Matt Stover, k
San Diego, def
just posting my roster again, so i don't have to find it when i want my keepers
I'll trade you selvin young for everyone on your roster.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 15, 2008, 01:56:33 PM
Oops. I put MDS' name where hbionic should have been...
Not all mexicans look like jews.
Would the draft position be altered after each round?
I like the snaking system. EVen though the guy picking first or last usually gets the shaft in them.
The only other fair way would be to re-order it after each round, no?
no, rjs' point is, in a keeper league, where draft position is based on the standings the previous year, the draft should be like the nfl draft. a set order that is followed each round.
Ah, ok. Well yeah, I agree with that.
Since I consider Phreak's (non-eagles) opinions to be the most reasonable of this group of jokers I am implementing a non-snaking draft order for this keeper/dynasty league. It's the only reasonable thing to do.
Thanks...I think. :-D
Quote from: rjs246 on July 11, 2008, 03:54:58 PM
Mikey's roster in case anyone wants it:
Carson Palmer (Cin - QB)
Willis McGahee (Bal - RB)
Willie Parker (Pit - RB)
Reggie Bush (NO - RB)
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)
James Jones (GB - WR)
Derrick Mason (Bal - WR)
Javon Walker (Oak - WR)
Wes Welker (NE - WR)
Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
Nick Folk (Dal - K)
Shayne Graham (Cin - K)
Baltimore (Bal - DEF)
Jacksonville (Jac - DEF)
My Keepers:
Carson Palmer
Willie Parker
Brandon Jacobs
Vincent Jackson
Wes Welker
Jason Witten
Rookie: Nick Folk
rjs,
So will you go in and manually put these guys on our rosters prior to the draft?
I have traded Andre Johnson to Dio for Larry Johnson
my keeps:
QB:
Derek Anderson
RB:
Ronnie Brown
Larry Johnson
WR:
Braylon Edwards
Terrell Owens
TE/K/Def:
Antonio Gates
Rookie:
Dwayne Bowe
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 16, 2008, 08:30:19 PM
rjs,
So will you go in and manually put these guys on our rosters prior to the draft?
Yes
Reminder. I need all keepers reported to this thread by noon Thursday. Date subject to be made earlier at my whims.
QB
Benathan Roethlisberger
RB
Bryant Westbrooke
Maurice Jones-Drew
WR
Reggie Wayne
Roy Williams
DEF
New England
Rookie
Adrian Peterson
QB - Manning
RB - Addai
RB - Gore
WR - Andre Johnson
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
TE/DEF/K - Phil Dawson
Rookie - Greg Olsen
Alright, we've got 7 of the 8 keeper lists now. Just waiting on Sarge... lazy bastich.
Also, please specifically point out if you are not keeping a rookie so I can add an extra draft pick on to the end of the draft...
Damn Dio, you have a good team.
My team, the Flying Flatuses, will not be keeping a rookie.
In looking at all of the teams I think that you're the only one without a rookie to keep. So either I'll tack on an extra draft pick (if I can) or after the draft you'll have your one pick of the undrafted players...
Actually, I just looked Mason Crosby up and he was a rookie last year. I'll keep him too. I apologize for not knowing about when kickers become professional athletes
I'm so ashamed of you.
sarge might be a problem, his worked blocked CF and his home computer crashed a few weeks ago...none of us noticed because he's a tremendous bore, but it's the troof
ill take his spot.
im smurter than him anyway.
Cobra Kai
Tom Brady (NE - QB)
Ryan Grant (GB - RB)
Clinton Portis (Was - RB)
Dallas Clark (Ind - TE)
Greg Jennings (GB - WR)
Chad Johnson (Cin - WR)
Rookie:
Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
As someone who doesn't care but likes to voice opinions, here are the players I would keep from Sarge's roster.
Here are the other bums:
LaMont Jordan (Oak - RB)
Jamal Lewis (Cle - RB)
Adrian Peterson (Chi - RB)
LenDale White (Ten - RB)
Kevin Curtis (Phi - WR)
Donte' Stallworth (Cle - WR)
Jason Hanson (Det - K)
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
I also assumed that the above players would be Sarge's keepers and have entered them into his team on the league site. If he needs me to change them I will.
I'll do it! hey hey hey I'll do it!
Please shut up.
i just want him to die, hard.
thats not nice
1. Chuck Norrisites
2. Philly Phanatic Crew
3. Carcharodons
4. Cranky Pants McGoo
5. Dio's Ragged Company
6. Team Ramrod
7. SunMo Syphillis
8. Spooge Inc
this is the draft order that was established at the end of last year, and if i read things correctly on yahoo, it appears as if i have the 3rd to last pick, not 2nd. you probably want to flip me and sarge
I'm basing the draft order on what Yahoo is telling me. How was this draft order 'determined'? Other than by your fanciful whims?
hey
Quote from: rjs246 on August 20, 2008, 05:32:34 PM
I'm basing the draft order on what Yahoo is telling me. How was this draft order 'determined'? Other than by your fanciful whims?
by the regular season standings in reverse
did i mention i can take his team
Quote from: SunMo on August 20, 2008, 07:55:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 20, 2008, 05:32:34 PM
I'm basing the draft order on what Yahoo is telling me. How was this draft order 'determined'? Other than by your fanciful whims?
by the regular season standings in reverse
Yeah, no. That doesn't make a lick of sense. The NY Giants got the last pick in the draft this year, not the Patriots for going 16-0. Winning the championship = last pick in the draft. Losing in the championship game = second to last pick.
And can someone shoot jihadist_monk?
why do you keep putting the underscore there it's just a space
Ignore feature, please.
Last reminder. Draft on Sunday at 4:45.
IN
Eastern or pacific? Either way, I'll probably forward you a list...I'll probably be working.
Its being done online. Pre-rank your players if you have to.
And it's eastern time. Everything that matters is done on eastern time.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2008, 01:44:32 PM
And it's eastern time. Everything that matters is done on easter time.
You are absolutely correct. Everything that matters is definitely done on Easter time.
I hate you.
Do you need another person!?!?!?!
farging wonderful, I was kicked out of the draft app...
It happened to me in our other draft. I think it booted SunMo in that other draft too.
My rebuilding year is officially under way. I drafted 3 rookie running backs, don't have a kicker and only have one TE. I think it's safe to say that I'm trying to improve next year's draft position.
I'll take Ray Rice off your hands
If you're interested in a trade I would be interested in listening.
I put an offer in through Yahoo
I'm not gonna trade one rookie RB for another just so you can cover your ass against the awful McGahee pick. Try harder.
No thanks.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 24, 2008, 10:51:27 PM
No thanks.
Ray Rice and Roddy White for Coles and Mendenahall. :-D
That one was my idea. I hate Roddy White and didn't want his flash-in-the-pan ass on my team. Mendenhall and Rice are more or less identical in my mind. I may end up regretting the trade, but I think Mendenall has a chance to steal the starting job from Parker this season or next.
REBUILDING YEAR!
Quote from: rjs246 on August 28, 2008, 11:47:30 AM
That one was my idea. I hate Roddy White and didn't want his flash-in-the-pan ass on my team. Mendenhall and Rice are more or less identical in my mind. I may end up regretting the trade, but I think Mendenall has a chance to steal the starting job from Parker this season or next.
REBUILDING YEAR!
No doubt you are getting the steal. Coles with Favre is going to be really good. Roddy White with a rookie QB, not so much. I also think Mendenhall has great potential and have no idea why Dio is so intent on getting Ray Rice to back McGahee.
Mendenhall and Rice are a wash. Either could blow up or wash out, who knows. Only one of 'em backs up my #3 RB, and if I had my head screwed on straight when we drafted, I would have taken Rice then.
The downgrade I took at WR is the price I pay to fix that mistake.
No one stole anything in this trade.
Roddy White did well with experienced QBs that are less talented than Atlanta's rookie.
Roddy White sucks my asshair. Fact.
Why do you let other dudes suck on your asshair?
His anal pore fetish is so powerful, gender just isn't the deal breaker it would be for normal men.
He just likes it a lot. A LOT. Who am I to deny the dude the pleasure of eating my shtein? Weirdo.
I'm doing a social experiment.
- I currently have 4 rookie running backs on my team and no kicker.
- I have offered Mendenhall and Burleson to Phreak for DeSean Jackson and Nick Folk.
- I think that he is getting the better of this trade offer by far, but I'm pretty sure he won't take it simply because he doesn't want to let go of DeSean.
I'm curious to see how this turns out.
I think I'm going to do it. I love Jackson, but having Mendenhall may be better.
I'm sort of happy about this trade because I wanted Jackson and didn't want so many rookies at the same position. But I definitely think you got the better of the deal.
The Pink Poo-Poo Poopies will ROLL all over the Philadephia Phreaks. Roll I said, roll!
Phreak, you've kept it close and we each have one more player to go tomorrow nite.
Your Donald Driver vs. My Adrian Peterson.
I have a 2 point edge right now, so its close. :evil
I'm rooting for Peterson to wake up with an explosive case of the shteins tomorrow forcing him to not play. I face him in my $$ league too, but I am up by 36 in that one.
Or maybe Driver can off-set some of the points he'll rack up.
Suddenly my team doesn't look so awful...
My 4 rookie players accumulated about 350 yards of total offense and a bunch of return yards. I'm going to lead the league in points this week and am actually happy with this stupid team right now. Thank god there's no money on this.
If you're happy, we're happy.
My team farging blows again. Bunch of shteinbags (both my team and you assfaces)
Maybe you should draft better and make silly trades with Phreak more. In other words, just try harder to be like me.
I only do silly trades with you, sweetie.
Pink Poo-Poo Poopies 1-0 8)
RJS,
I'm currently blocked from Yahoo fantasy at work and I'm going out of town and won't have access to my home computer. Looks like Colston will be out for this week. Can you move Santonio Holmes into my lineup in place of Colston?
Thanks.
PC
Will do, PC.
Who's my next victim?
Me, and I'm looking forward to squashing your team like a bug. Time to knock you down a peg or three.
Your team is not bad at all. I don't know what you've been whining about nancy.
Still, the poopies will rape your team, lube or no lube.
I vote no lube
My team is acceptable because every rookie that I have on my roster is actually playing. And because I drafted Michael Turner who is giving me fantasy football wood left and right.
I get to play against the Kuntfacemcgees this week. Honestly, I'm hoping I lose this game. Eagles need to be 2 and 1 after this week.
So this will be the only free pass I give you Sunny.
I'm still dumbfounded at the fact that my team is competitive.
Roethlisberger scored -.16 points for my team. That has to be a first?
Taking offers for Cutler or Romo.
It was nice of hbionic to leave his bye-week players in. Vote to boot him from the league?
If it were for money, sure. Since it's not, who cares?
Either way, yes.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 30, 2008, 12:33:27 PM
It was nice of hbionic to leave his bye-week players in. Vote to boot him from the league?
I was an arrogant move. I was hoping to get more of my running backs and I had faint hopes of Westbrook playing.
No matter. I was prepared for that.
Don't pretend like you did it intentionally, liar.
...that and the fact I have no receivers on my bench.
Stop your lies.
arejayess has a big sack.
Stop your truths.
Wow. Check out Dio and Phreaks score (99.68 to 99.20).
All Phreak needs is for Lance Moore to get an erection and he wins.
:-D
Show him your ass for me Chuggie.
who is the pink poo poo's?
They didn't start a kicker or defense.
Oops.
I remembered making the changes...I guess I didn't hit submit.
Hey, remember how my team looked like it was going to suck this year?
I am accepting tade offers now. I have the most ridiculous stable of young/rookie running backs any of you have ever seen and there's no way I'll be able to keep all of them so I will be looking for either players or future draft picks in exchange for any of the below:
Steve Slaton
Tim Hightower
Jonathan Stewart
DeAngelo Williams
Matt Forte
As of right now Michael Turner is off limits, but I could probably be convinced to let him go for the right price. Randy Moss could probably also be pried from me...
I will trade you Mike Richards and MiniDitka for Tim Hightower and Randy Moss.
I put up 187 this week. Michael Turner, Randy Moss and Drew Brees own you all.
If the PPPP's beat Cobra Kai and Philly Phreaks lose...I'll take the 4th spot in the playoffs...I think.
I can't even believe how farging good my team is. I might change the rules so I can keep every player on my roster.
You've got a really huge sack.
Fact.
I'll put my ball sack up against any other as huge.
On hot days I have to hold that shtein up so they don't dip into the toilet bowl when I take a dump.
I am the champion of this cometition and there's really no runner up. You all lose.
On a good day my sack looks like a dogs sack...one nut in front of the other...confusing many women into thinking I only have one...and then...BAM...turns out the left one was hiding under the right one...then my stomach hurts after that.
Are rjs and Dio going to have a "who has the bigger sack" competition? Awesome.
Makes you wet just thinking about it, doesn't it?
Let's just say I need to purchase a stronger cleaner for my computer screen.
All this talk is making me get the chubbs.
How do we figure out a tie breaker?
If Phreak and I tie, who gets the 4th spot? I think we went 1-1 against each other this season.
Points.
farg that means he'd beat me by 13 points overeall...unless Carolina D can score about 18 for me tonite....
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
The moral of the story is that your team is awful while my team is ridiculous.
I missed the playoffs by 10 farging points. I should DIE.
I made the playoffs by roughly one billion points.
Looks like Gore and Addai are both unlikely to play this week, which means I'm unlikely to win. yay me
Quote from: Diomedes on December 11, 2008, 11:07:50 AM
Looks like Gore and Addai are both unlikely to play this week, which means I'm unlikely to win. yay me
Don't underestimate the ability of my team to lay an egg. I'm starting Cutler and Romo will probably be the one with a big game.
farging frenchy mcfrenchface is going to spell doom for my team that has dominated all season. Gay.
Well I've got errands to run. Gotta pick up one motorcycle in D.C. and another in Arlington, bring 'em back to a friend's house. I'm not likely to get to a computer in time to make roster changes after the inactives are announced, so I'm gonna just assume that Gore and Addai are not going. farg me. Dominic Rhodes and DeShaun Foster, do me right!
Of course this means that Addai and Gore will both play, and have banner days. Yay me.
Nice work, Dio. My team made a liar out of me by managing to CRUSH Phreak. Jesus I rule.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 14, 2008, 08:33:10 AM
Well I've got errands to run. Gotta pick up one motorcycle in D.C. and another in Arlington,
you can stop by and use my computer if you like
Quote from: rjs246 on December 15, 2008, 01:15:53 PM
Nice work, Dio. My team made a liar out of me by managing to CRUSH Phreak. Jesus I rule.
I wouldn't exactly call it a crushing, but the Turner/Smith/Williams trio is what pushed you ahead.
Moss and Gonzo didn't hurt either... and I think I beat you by 20 points. That's pretty crushing. CRUSHING I SAY!
It was only 19 and change!! If it was 20, then you crush. But you came up short, so I win on a moral victory of not being crushed!
But rjs didn't wear a Trotter jersey at machu picchu, so he wins by a lot more than the actual score.
Trotter at one of the seven wonders of the world vs. Prius.....tough call on pulling the man card.
Don't be jealous of my dope ride.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2008, 03:42:19 PM
Trotter at one of the seven wonders of the world vs. Prius.....tough call on pulling the man card.
He gets 50 miles a gallon and you get to look ridiculous forever.
this banter better get witty soon or i'm gonna go apeshtein
Congrats Dio. I'll say a novena for your team this upcoming weekend.
Quote from: SunMo on December 15, 2008, 04:17:16 PM
this banter better get witty soon or i'm gonna go apeshtein
You realize where you are, right? Might as well get a bunch of bananas while they're on sale.
congrats rjs, impressive win, dominant season
Nice season rj.
Now go back to being miserable.
Thanks guys. This is the only season ever where my draft strategy of 'pick nothing but rookies' would actually work.
I'll update this thread with the draft order for next year and will definitely be entertaining trade offers since I have about 11 players worth keeping on my roster.
This is my team. I will entertain reasonable offers for ANY of these players. No one is completely off limits if the offer is right.
I have denoted rookies since they have extra value as roster-keeper exceptions.
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QB Drew Brees (NO - QB)
(R) Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
WR
Steve Smith (Car - WR)
Randy Moss (NE - WR)
(R) DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)
RB
Michael Turner (Atl - RB)
DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB)
(R) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
(R) Steve Slaton (Hou - RB)
(R) Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
(R) Tim Hightower (Ari - RB)
TE
Tony Gonzalez (KC - TE)
K
(R) Matt Prater (Den - K)
DEF
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
Indianapolis (Ind - DEF)
I am firing this shtein up again...
Returning players get first dibs, obviously. PM me if you're a returning player and I'll send you the league invite.
If anyone drops I'll handle giving out the team on a first come first serve basis, or on some other arbitrary and self-serving basis.