http://www.tvshark.com/cgi/video.pl?art=arc333
She is my wife. Step off. >:(
(http://www.newamericandimensions.com/images/Salma-Hayek-(2).jpg)
shes not even in my top ten....but that video required its own thread...and i know you wanna violate her....thank me later
(http://www.newamericandimensions.com/images/Salma-Hayek-(2).jpg)
You read my mind and posted the same pic. :-D
Who is your top ten? Gotta be bangin if she ain't in it.
She's 1-5 for me. I'd sell a kidney to have 15 minutes with her.
ha
two time
i dont know...ill have to kill a day at work coming up with my ten...
(http://www.fwips.com/photos/uncategorized/salma_hayek007.jpg)
(http://www.celebrities.lu/acelebrita/salmahaye_8493.jpg)
She's got some big ass stretch marks on her titties.
cause they are faker than a four dollar bill
who gives a farg. she's slammin as all hell!
i want to go bang bang in vagine.
her vagine is like wizard sleeve.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 07, 2006, 03:47:29 PM
her vagine is like wizard sleeve.
not tight like man's annus?
sounds like someone goes to edge of forrest.....
yummmmmmmmmmmm
(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/7357/salmaavater02cd5tr4.gif)
Quote from: Yeti on November 11, 2006, 07:43:07 PM
(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/7357/salmaavater02cd5tr4.gif)
If they bounced, that would be my new avatar.
(http://www.tvshark.net/imgs/c/salma_hayek7.jpg)
Wow! There ain't nuthin' not to like about thaaaaaaaat!
I fully expected to open this thread and see IGY's initial post and 15 subsequent posts by Phreak.
:-D
Phreak's new avatar?
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/Mayor_McCheese/4302059_Salma_Bra.gif)
More here (http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=8876&cat=10)
(http://img12.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-29430/loc460/64835_sh3_122_460lo.jpg)
She is insane.
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1. I'd like to see some 'o dat pooty to go with dem TT's!
Quote from: SD_Eagle on November 17, 2006, 12:11:07 AM
Phreak's new avatar?
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/Mayor_McCheese/4302059_Salma_Bra.gif)
More here (http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=8876&cat=10)
(http://img12.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-29430/loc460/64835_sh3_122_460lo.jpg)
:drool :drool
I want to plant my face between those and do the motorboat.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/Mayor_McCheese/4302059_Salma_Bra.gif)
Damn.
yous do know that my whole reason for starting this thread was that video...the full version of which can be found in the first post
(http://www.czabe.com/images/snicky/snicky668-2.jpg)
(http://www.czabe.com/images/snicky/snicky668-3.jpg)
Holy jeez I wanna lick 'em.
Everyone in the building's been really nice.
That's because you have nice tits. I mean, you're boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna suck 'em. Mommy!!
Liar.
Perfect threesome would be Me, Hayek and Bellucci...farging, laughing and eating oreos in bed. :evil
Jim or John?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/IL2112/ta14/salmab06a52215b74b0abf1c9f.gif)
Ive seen that before But dont mind seeing it again. 8)
jesus joesph and mary! :o
shocking that the geek would be two months late....
Dear god, that's not fair.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 17, 2006, 12:08:23 AM
shocking that the geek would be two months late....
The sad part about it is that it was originally posted on
this page. And it's not like this a 20 page thread either where it's easy to miss stuff like that.
But still, the douche made a quality post so I suppose we can let this one slide. Besides, that particular image makes my vorp hard.
skeet, skeet, skeet!
Here's one for you, Phreak:
(http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6266428_7_1.jpg)
(For what it's worth, I don't think her face is that pretty. But I already know that noone's really looking at that.)
Here's another:
(http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6266448_7_1.jpg)
I don't know about you, but she has awsome fingernails.
Check out her naked for like five minutes in the awful 2006 movie Ask the Dust. Goddamn, I love that body and I love the fact that she keeps showing it to us in movies. :drool
She needs to do porn. Now.
(http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/robotits_keeps_the_gir/salamipoodle.jpg)
Ew.
She looks like some mexican that swallowed Salam whole.
Phreak is going to be pissed.
Can't win 'em all, I guess...
And now she's engaged and knocked up:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20014607,00.html
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070319/salma_hayek.jpg)
That ass looks like a Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide load......
WTF!!!
(http://img2-preview.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070319/salma_hayek180.jpg)
(http://photos.commongate.com/11/36601_3t8yjy5s0c_l.jpg)
that hair is awful
bangs are back
yeah cause selma is a streetwalker
she might as well be compared to him.
QuoteFranÇois-henri Pinault, 44, chairman and CEO of PPR
With $23 billion in revenues, PPR, François-Henri Pinault's luxury-brand and retail empire, is bigger than Anheuser-Busch, Gap, or McDonald's. But Pinault is intent on giving the French company his father built an overhaul. He recently sold PPR's department-store chain, Printemps, for $1.4 billion. He's rumored to be considering a sale of book and electronics retailer FNAC, which posted $5.6 billion in 2005 revenues.
And with PPR's stock up 26% this year, investors are predicting that Pinault will acquire a new luxury label to add to the ten he already has.
I wouldn't let her wear clothes
i cant believe that cat is only 44
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 09, 2007, 12:45:04 PM
And now she's engaged and knocked up:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20014607,00.html
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070319/salma_hayek.jpg)
Ugh. Oh well, it was a good run while it lasted.
A goddamn crying shame.
Nothing a makeup artist and a hair stylist can't fix.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 10, 2007, 12:58:20 AM
A goddamn crying shame.
as phreak drowns himself in his sorrows :-D
I shed a tear when I saw that pic.
Oh well, onto #2 on my list. Ms. Eva Mendes.
(http://www.hotterbabes.com/celebrities/pictures/EvaMendes/nude/eva_mendes_001.jpg)
All Salma needs is a little hair and makeup done. All women look like ass when they roll out of bed and shtein.
Quote from: MDS on March 10, 2007, 04:26:07 PM
All Salma needs is a little hair and makeup done. All women look like ass when they roll out of bed and shtein.
I'd bet PG has seen more women roll out of bed than you.
You're right. Tell me again where babies come from.
Jesus.
Quote from: MDS on March 10, 2007, 04:26:07 PM
All women look like ass when they roll out of bed and shtein.
False.
Christ.... cut her some slack. She's pregnant.
And I agree... can't believe that guy is only 44. I thought she was marrying a geezer.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 10, 2007, 10:09:17 PM
Jesus.
was that an answer or a comment, because one would offend my christian blood and the other would make me feel oh so special on this, the sabbath day.
(http://www.dlisted.com/files/salmasohot.jpg)
Tits.
I don't know what to say about that picture.
milfylicious is what id say
holy shtein those would be fun.
If they were big before, they're gonna' be huge now.
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/23_2007/74479883_10.preview_0.jpg)
holy crap
monstrous.
when that baby plops out and her boobs are still the size of watermelons, she will be the perfect woman.
Look at the funbags on that hosehound.
good god
stand back, they're gonna blow any minute :boom
Christ, my wife just had our first baby in Febuary, and I thought she was friggin gigantic by the end of the ninth month. Salma dwarfs her. She looks like she's pregnant with the entire family from "Little People, Big World. (http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/lpbw/lpbw.html)"
I want to do strange things to her ta-tas though.
thanks for that link...i found it very informative
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/startracks/080218/salma_hayek.jpg)
Can't Buy Me Love!
I'd still hit it.
i saw this about ten minutes ago but i had to clean up before i could post it
(http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/02/HOLASALMA0211408.jpg)
Motorboat.
She really needs to wax her forearms though.
farg you.
That's the only thing I don't like about hispanic/latina type women. Lots of body hair.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 14, 2008, 01:49:35 PM
That's the only thing I don't like about hispanic/latina type women. Lots of body hair.
You better hope IGY doesn't read this, otherwise you might as well appologize up front for all the hateful racist views you sick disgusting right wing hate monger you.
somebody has a guilty concience
Why couldn't she have done Playboy? WHY!?!?!
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/salma-hayek-says-i-do-to-new-reality-show/11857?nc
Hayek's Father is Lebanese - One of Israel's so-called terrorist states.
Make love not war.
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/fail-1.jpg)
She made my head explode in " Across the Universe".
Lucky! (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2227062.ece)
Communist whore. No free lunches. There are starving children in this country, too. If she loves it over there so much then maybe she should move there.
Godamn, Right Wing thought is so easy. I'd probably be a happier person if I were to turn my brain off like this.
Keep your bullshtein on the partisan bickering thread. We're talking about Salma's boobies here, man.
That picture makes me hungry.
Now her nipple has AIDS. That kids already a legend in my book. Too bad it'll prob die before it can brag
Quote from: mussa on February 11, 2009, 06:18:51 PM
Now her nipple has AIDS. That kids already a legend in my book. Too bad it'll prob die before it can brag
this is all you needed to make it funny. 3/4 isnt bad.
She looks awful.
no way. Im convinced that neither her nor Halle Berry could ever look bad..ever
farg that kid. I'm pissed
Lucky bastich.
I want some too!
He didn't look hungry.
Salma married money
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20259388,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines
$$ > Everything!
So I have no shot anymore. :-\
Salma Hayek freaks out during an interview because of a garden snake. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3N0re7NtgU) This is the same bimbo that had a 10 foot albino python wrapped around her neck during Dusk to Dawn. Ho hell that video is hilarious.
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/177679/SALMA-HAYEK.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01070/Salma_Hayek_1070327a.jpg)
I don't see nothin'. And this is a thread where I am particularly interested in seeing something.
I didn't at first either but now they're showing up, it's just a bunch of nude photos of her with some other latina chick, nothing great.
lol
so fargin fine. I can see 'em now
She's on Lopez Tonight right now.
I think I'd pay $10k to get a piece of that.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/31/article-0-0AFBC921000005DC-18_468x646.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG_75wKdpfo
Still number one.
She'll be 60 and still look as good as 90% of the women on the planet. Epic tits.
cricket (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJk_HQqsjWY)
Who knew someone could make eating a cricket sexy?!
And if she'll swallow a bug...
not a fan...the big, fake boobs look fun but she has a frankenstein head on her. super-overrated. :boo
She and I are soul-mates. I can see her right now through the glass from the bushes. Next time I'll ask her if she has time to join concrete. :o
Quote from: 44eagles44 on April 28, 2015, 10:07:03 AM
She and I are soul-mates. I can see her right now through the glass from the bushes. Next time I'll ask her if she has time to join concrete. :o
they already tried that, right before the "ask an eagle" forum idea.
Quote from: 44eagles44 on April 28, 2015, 10:07:03 AM
She and I are soul-mates. I can see her right now through the glass from the bushes. Next time I'll ask her if she has time to join concrete. :o
I'd probably get busted for public masturbation if I saw her in person.
On a side note - speaking of creepers - when I worked for the prison system one of my sergeants had this huge crush on Sandra Bullock. We worked in Austin where she also happens to live and he'd cruise by her house all the time and even went as far as to get an extra part in Miss Congeniality 2 so he could be close to her.
Considering the shteinbags she's been with, the hack sounds like he'd be quite the catch for her.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 28, 2015, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: 44eagles44 on April 28, 2015, 10:07:03 AM
She and I are soul-mates. I can see her right now through the glass from the bushes. Next time I'll ask her if she has time to join concrete. :o
I'd probably get busted for public masturbation if I saw her in person.
Yeah, but the odds are pretty good on that even if you don't.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 28, 2015, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: 44eagles44 on April 28, 2015, 10:07:03 AM
She and I are soul-mates. I can see her right now through the glass from the bushes. Next time I'll ask her if she has time to join concrete. :o
I'd probably get busted for public masturbation if I saw her in person.
I'd hope you could bust one when publicly masterbating! :yay
Okay, just learning how to do quotes ;D
It took IGY a decade to figure out.
Haha I forgot about that - no quotin igy! Copy and pastin like a champ
48 years old
(http://www.allure.com/images/celebrity-trends/cover-shoot/2015/08/salma-hayek-allure-august-2015-topless.jpg)
So farging hot