Poll
Question:
Which is the best super hero?
Option 1: Spiderman
votes: 8
Option 2: Batman
votes: 14
Option 3: Superman
votes: 7
My vote goes to Spiderman, just barely edging out Batman.
Thor.
batman, no special powers but still kicks ass. but my all time favorite has to be either wolverine or venom.
(http://www.ktcr.com/moviesimages/underdog.jpg)
There's no need to fear... UNDERDOG is here!
Orgazmo
Flesh Gordon.
Tsuyoshi Shinjo.
I'll throw out anther vote for Wolverine. Good character.
Oh, and for the three above...it's a toss-up between Spiderman and Batman. Superman is a little too super to even be in the conversation. Easy to be tough when you're invulnerable, and all. Batman is cool, but all of his little trinkets are sort of gay. And he's a little on the angry side. Spiderman would be the one you'd want to share a beer with.
Batman sucks. This guy rules.
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/batfink-poster_L.jpg)
Superman would rip Spidey and Batman in half like a phonebook.
no question about it.
oh, did i mention that Supergirl and Batgirl are the shtein?
That's incorrect, MadLad. In The Return of the Dark Knight, Batman defeats Superman. Sure he cheats, a lot, but that's what Bats does. He cheats, a lot. And he seems to know EVERYTHING. That's why he's the best.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 19, 2005, 11:45:37 AM
That's incorrect, MadLad. In The Return of the Dark Knight, Batman defeats Superman. Sure he cheats, a lot, but that's what Bats does. He cheats, a lot. And he seems to know EVERYTHING. That's why he's the best.
dude. everyone points to the Dark Knight when this conversation comes up. Who cares? It's one story. I'm talking Supes vs. Batman. Superman would pull a Scorpion (Mortal Combat) and rip his head off, spine connected.
Batman also had his back broken by a super lame character Bane.
Quote from: Mad-Lad on August 19, 2005, 12:32:31 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 19, 2005, 11:45:37 AM
That's incorrect, MadLad. In The Return of the Dark Knight, Batman defeats Superman. Sure he cheats, a lot, but that's what Bats does. He cheats, a lot. And he seems to know EVERYTHING. That's why he's the best.
dude. everyone points to the Dark Knight when this conversation comes up. Who cares? It's one story. I'm talking Supes vs. Batman. Superman would pull a Scorpion (Mortal Combat) and rip his head off, spine connected.
Batman also had his back broken by a super lame character Bane.
Please let this turn into a fight. I would pay money to see a couple of comic book junkies throw down.
(http://www.buzzscope.com/timm/gallery/1179.jpg)
Nah. I'll just turn this into my own little BOTW. Meet Poison Ivy.
That's not Drew Barrymore.
Don't you mean Uma Thermon?
Like I farging know what I mean, cockjockey.
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 19, 2005, 01:48:19 PM
Don't you mean Uma Thermon?
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 19, 2005, 01:50:00 PM
Like I farging know what I mean, cockjockey.
Please let this turn into a fight. I would pay money to see a couple of llama lovers throw down.
:-D
I'll treat T-hawk like a giant inflatable Rams helmet. :paranoid
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 19, 2005, 02:12:53 PM
:-D
I'll treat T-hawk like a giant inflatable Rams helmet. :paranoid
:-D
That's revolting.
Eh, Batman could still take him. There is no straight up fight where Bats is concerned. And the Broken Bat series sucked. Plus, Bane cheated too. Can't blame him for that, I guess. Unbreaking the Bat was even more lame. Pick a solid Batman to bust on him.
Look at the Justice League. Is there any doubt who's really in charge? Superman may be big, but he might want to learn how to block a punch someday. That chin can't last forever.
how many batmans are there?
Batman
Quote from: MURP on August 19, 2005, 04:31:03 PM
how many batmans are there?
Did you ever see The Three Amigos?
I guess not.
Well, you missed a movie that would have bored you to tears but on the other hand you're missing out on a mediocre joke.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 19, 2005, 04:29:57 PM
Eh, Batman could still take him. There is no straight up fight where Bats is concerned. And the Broken Bat series sucked. Plus, Bane cheated too. Can't blame him for that, I guess. Unbreaking the Bat was even more lame. Pick a solid Batman to bust on him.
Look at the Justice League. Is there any doubt who's really in charge? Superman may be big, but he might want to learn how to block a punch someday. That chin can't last forever.
You bring up the Dark Knight story stating that Batman cheats all the time, then say that Bane cheated? Was it not the Green Arrow that fired the Kryoptonite at Superman (while he was kickin Batmans ass, by the way) to lead Batman to victory? Cheating's effective when a writer wants to make it effective. That still doesn't change the fact that Superman would squash Batman like a bug.
and who needs to block a punch when you don't feel it?
How bout we get back to Poison Ivy? ;D
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Superman wins!
I've seen him get laid out several times. Knowing how to block a punch would've helped.
And Green Arrow shot Superman at Bats behest. It's what he does - gets everyone around him to do his dirty work. Including Superman.
Superman also didn't have nipples built into his costume, nor was he ever played by George Clooney. :-D
Quote from: Mad-Lad on August 19, 2005, 05:11:26 PM
Was it not
We're getting into some hardcore geekfighting now.
GF, if these two uber geeks don't stop can I get a few Trekkies to beam them to another dimension?
They're called Trekkers now. Keep up with the times.
Either way, can we teleport them outta here?
No. Teleporters aren't available to non-military personnel yet.
Quote from: Mad-Lad on August 19, 2005, 05:45:48 PM
Superman also didn't have nipples built into his costume, nor was he ever played by George Clooney. :-D
However, Superman was played by a man who kissed Michael Caine on film once.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 19, 2005, 08:17:39 PM
No. Teleporters aren't available to non-military personnel yet.
Can we flog them with dildos then?
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 20, 2005, 11:47:32 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 19, 2005, 08:17:39 PM
No. Teleporters aren't available to non-military personnel yet.
Can we flog them with dildos then?
Chuggie, sign off and log on under your own name. I don't care if he's sleeping like a baby, just do it.
Ron Jeremy
Hand down it's Wonder Woman...duh.
She likes to tie guys up, she's an Amazon, and don't get me started on the costume.
Hopefully she has an opening for a sidekick .....uh.. make that "Hero Support"
Batman farging kicks ass, and he does it with equal parts intelligence, piss and vinegar. Not with non-hetero super powers.
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 01, 2005, 01:52:34 PM
Hand down it's Wonder Woman...duh.
She likes to tie guys up, she's an Amazon, and don't get me started on the costume.
Hopefully she has an opening for a sidekick .....uh.. make that "Hero Support"
Lynda Carter was hot.
Lynda Carter still is hot. Seeing her in Super Troopers brought back all types of chubbariffic memories.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 01, 2005, 01:59:12 PM
Batman farging kicks ass, and he does it with equal parts intelligence, piss and vinegar. Not with non-hetero super powers.
A-farging-men.
Bullshtein. You put those two fargers in a cage, and Superman would kick the piss out of Batman. farging Hoyda in a rubber suit. :boo
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on September 02, 2005, 08:56:36 PM
Bullshtein. You put those two fargers in a cage, and Superman would kick the piss out of Batman.
Read
The Dark Knight Returns. You will see that you are WRONG! Dead wrong.
Yes, I've read the graphic novel or two in my day. Bow to the dorkdom!
Quote from: NGM on September 01, 2005, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 01, 2005, 01:59:12 PM
Batman farging kicks ass, and he does it with equal parts intelligence, piss and vinegar. Not with non-hetero super powers.
A-farging-men.
Batman has a very metro looking tool/utility belt. He's like the Bob Vila of superheroes. That's gay.
Yeah but he keeps piss AND vinegar in that belt. I mean. Come on.
I real bad ass would carry whiskey and beer.
Point me to that superhero and I'll change affiliation...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/Bobberton/untitled9945.jpg) :yay
(http://plaza.rakuten.co.jp/img/user/06/51/8280651/125.jpg)
Batman! And Robin.
(http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/pictures/gaybatman6.jpg)
Dude. You shouldn't be so hasty tossing around "you're gay" jokes if you're gonna keep posting those goddamn pics. Cut it out.
trekkies can beat up comic book geeks.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 05:19:22 PM
Dude. You shouldn't be so hasty tossing around "you're gay" jokes if you're gonna keep posting those goddamn pics. Cut it out.
Yea I know. But I can't stop laughing when I see them.
Quote from: MDS on September 06, 2005, 09:44:30 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 05:19:22 PM
Dude. You shouldn't be so hasty tossing around "you're gay" jokes if you're gonna keep posting those goddamn pics. Cut it out.
Yea I know. But I can't stop laughing when I see them.
Are you laughing..................or giggling?
Giggling like a little school girl.
Quote from: MDS on September 01, 2005, 01:36:33 PM
I joined the anti-popping collar coalition at temple university
I showed the coalation the pictures of Gay Batman. Got kicked out.
Liar. They named you the new queen. And shouldn't it be the Anti-Collar-Popping Coalition? Fargin' stupid college kids.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 07, 2005, 01:02:01 PM
Liar. They named you the new queen. And shouldn't it be the Anti-Collar-Popping Coalition? Fargin' stupid college kids.
Why bother having a filter if you're just going to type 'Fargin' anyway, dork?
Because I wanted the capital F. Corksucker.
Quote from: MDS on September 07, 2005, 11:56:54 AM
I showed the coalation the pictures of Gay Batman. Got promoted.
:P
farg, shtein, ass, bitch, funhole, shoobadeedoowop!
Quote from: General_Failure on September 07, 2005, 01:02:01 PM
Liar. They named you the new queen. And shouldn't it be the Anti-Collar-Popping Coalition? Fargin' stupid college kids.
You seem to know too much about what goes in the coalation. Who is feeding you information?
My inside source. He hasn't been outed yet.
I figured you had someone working for you. Since I am the new queen, I can control things. Let it be known that your source won't be coming home from the next meeting. I think shipping him to live with rjs in his trashy apartment in Boston should do.
First you have to discover who my source is, and if there really is a source. I could be Eckeling the whole thing. You have no idea!
I don't have time for this. The coalation needs me. We have nothing to hide in the coalation, your source can bask in all the information he wants to. It won't stop our plans to abolish all popping of collars at Temple University.
Get a room.
source = Kevin Johnson
You can eat the corn out of my shtein and like it.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 02:24:30 PM
You can eat the corn out of my shtein and like it.
(http://www.poopeople.com/poops/corn.jpg)
Looks like a DQ soft serve with sprinkles. :D
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2005, 02:30:11 PM
Looks like a DQ soft serve with sprinkles. :D
According to T-Hawk's mom, you'd suck it down like one, too.