Hey, guys. Been out-of-pocket for awhile-- hope all is well in CF-land.
Now that the Keeper League season is over-- what was the final verdict on the rookie keeper thing? What can we now "keep?"
Also, before we close up shop for the year-- can we engage in a trades?
Well, I know we have to post our rosters up on here, so here's mine. We usually don't decide the "keepers" until later. We should post the final standings so we remember who drafts where...looks like I got the #1 pick.... :boom.
Do we Keep 1 QB, 2 WR, 2 RB, 1 TE/K/Def, 1 Rookie ?
QB
Mike Vick
Jake Plummer
RB
D. McAllister
T. Bell
B. Westbrook
F. Taylor
D. Foster
WR
D. Mason
I. Bruce
J. Porter
B. Stokley
L. Fitzgerald
M. Clayton
TE
Dallas Clark
Eric Johnson
K
R. Longwell
Def
Baltimore
Zanshin... congratulations on winning the keeper league championship! I got my butt kicked.
everyone post their current rosters. we will pick our keepers later as usual. Yes Mikey... keepers are 1 QB, 2 WR, 2 RB, 1 TE/K/Def, 1 Rookie.
my roster:
QB- Drew Brees, Billy Volek
RB- Priest Holmes, Edge, Sammy Morris, Larry Johnson, Steven Jackson, Chester Taylor, Dominic Rhodes, Kevan Barlow
WR- Terrell Owens, Eddie Kennison, Drew Bennett
TE- Alge Crumpler, Daniel Graham
K- Josh Brown
Def- Atlanta
Quote from: MURP on December 27, 2004, 10:22:52 AM
Zanshin... congratulations on winning the keeper league championship! I got my butt kicked.
Draft order will be:
1. Sgt. PSN
2. Mikey
3. Thawk
4. Hbionic
5. Chuck
6. Troy
7. MURP
8. Zanshin
So draft order is dictated by wins and loses, not "finishing" place?
disreguard that draft order... what did we use last year? i cant remember.
Here's my team. I have a number of guys on the trading block-- notably TE and WR. Anyone interested?
QB- D. Culpepper
RB- D. Davis, T. Barber, T. Jones, M. Pittman, D. Staley, T. Henry
WR- M. Harrison, J. Horn, S. Smith, S. Moss, N. Burleson
TE- A. Gates, J. Shockey, K. Winslow
K- S. Graham
Def- Buffalo
Quote from: MURP on December 27, 2004, 01:25:23 PM
disreguard that draft order... what did we use last year? i cant remember.
As I recall, Super Bowl winner had the first three picks. :paranoid
Hey, Mikey...just to eliminate confusion-- is your TE D. Clark Dallas or Desmond?
Quote from: Zanshin on December 27, 2004, 01:29:33 PM
Hey, Mikey...just to eliminate confusion-- is your TE D. Clark Dallas or Desmond?
Dallas Clark....and I think we drafted based off final finishing position....altho I'm not 100% sure.
need the rest of the rosters.
Stacktown Stalwarts
QB
Peyton Manning
Tom Brady
RB
Ahman Green
Kevin Jones
Reuben Droughns
Emmitt Smith
Onterrio Smith
Michael Bennett
WR
Roy Williams
Ashley Lelie
Anquan Boldin
Darrell Jackson
David Givens
TE
Tony Gonzales
LJ Smith
K
David Akers
DEF
NY JETS
C_BusBuster Beaters (chuck)
QB
D. McNabb
M. Hasselback
WR
M. Muhammad
Ro. Smith
E. Moulds
J. Walker
P. Burress
K. Robinson
RB
N. Goings
L. Tomlinson
R. Johnson
C. Brown
M. Williams
TE
J. Witten
K
J. Elam
S. Christie
Def
Seattle
fatbitchbootyeaters(chuggie)
QB
T. Green
B. Roethlisberger
J. Garthia
WR
R. Wayne
R. Moss
H. Ward
An. Johnson
T. Pinkston
RB
S. Alexander
W. McGahee
W. Dunn
J. Lewis
TE
B. Williams
K
M. Stover
P. Edinger
Def
New England
Minnesota
Evil Monkeys (tomahawk)
QB
B. Griese
B. Farve
WR
J. Smith
D. Driver
T. Holt
K. McCardell
C. Rogers
RB
C. Dillion
C. Martin
J. Jones
TJ Duckett
S Davis
TE
R. McMichael
M. Pollard
K
M. Vanderjagt
N. Kaeding
Def
Philly
Sh!thead's Revenge (Sarge)
QB
D. Carr
C. Pennington
WR
C. Johnson
D. Stallworth
A. Toomer
R. Gardner
L. Coles
RB
J. Bettis
C. Portis
M. Faulk
L. Suggs
W. Green
TE
B. Franks
T. Heap
K
A. Vinatieri
Def
Dallas
KC
There...all the rosters are up.....I got motivated to do this for all you lazy fargers.
thanks Mikey... maybe I'll give you their draft picks for your hard work and their complete lack of motivation. :)
Thanks Mikey :yay
Good 'ol mikey. :=)
Quote from: mikey418 on January 04, 2005, 08:11:31 AM
There...all the rosters are up.....I got motivated to do this for all you lazy fargers.
:yay It's not that I'm lazy - I was going to do this tomorrow...seriously.
i just set up the keeper league. check your emails. if you didnt get one, IM me your email addy so i can send it.
I guess Sarge the Tard isnt playing this year since he is the only one who hasnt responded yet.
I haven't gotten an email yet. Which addy did you send it to? I'm in again though.
Quote from: MURP on June 10, 2005, 04:45:48 PM
i just set up the keeper league. check your emails. if you didnt get one, IM me your email addy so i can send it.
check your yahoo mail.
Got it. Hadn't recieved one before.
I'm all set.
Stop unsucking off your superiors and/or un-farging KoRn's mom and get with it.
*See rjs...that did not involve gay comments or boning moms. I CAN do it! :D
Quote from: hbionic on June 22, 2005, 02:33:14 PM
Stop unsucking off your superiors and/or un-farging KoRn's mom and get with it.
*See rjs...that did not involve gay comments or boning moms. I CAN do it! :D
I don't care.
And that wasn't all that funny.
Quote from: rjs246 on June 22, 2005, 02:37:08 PMI don't care.
And that wasn't all that funny.
You do care because you responded...and I did sign up for your 'I too can be as funny as rjs online seminar'...so...I'm still working on the funny part.
Quote from: hbionic on June 22, 2005, 02:40:21 PM
You do care because you responded...
I love that line of reasoning. 'You MUST care! You had a response! Love me! Validate me!' No dice, chippy.
Quote from: rjs246 on June 22, 2005, 02:42:09 PM
I love that line of reasoning. 'You MUST care! You had a response! Love me! Validate me!' No dice, chippy.
Validate me... :-D What is this...a relationship? I hate that bullshtein.
Quote from: rjs246 on June 22, 2005, 02:37:08 PM
Quote from: hbionic on June 22, 2005, 02:33:14 PM
Stop unsucking off your superiors and/or un-farging KoRn's mom and get with it.
*See rjs...that did not involve gay comments or boning moms. I CAN do it! :D
I don't care.
And that wasn't all that funny.
Not only was that not all that funny - it wasn't funny at all.
At least you try to make jokes even though you lack a true "sense" o' humor, El Tardo
Quote from: Tomahawk on June 22, 2005, 04:32:57 PM
Not only was that not all that funny - it wasn't funny at all.
At least you try to make jokes even though you lack a true "sense" o' humor, El Tardo
I'm not even sure who this was aimed at or what the point is. So I'll just say meh.
Quote from: rjs246 on June 22, 2005, 04:36:50 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on June 22, 2005, 04:32:57 PM
Not only was that not all that funny - it wasn't funny at all.
At least you try to make jokes even though you lack a true "sense" o' humor, El Tardo
I'm not even sure who this was aimed at or what the point is. So I'll just say meh.
Not to imply I care by replying, but it was aimed at hbionic.
Admit it you bastiches...you guys care. C'mon...you can say it.
hey guys, we need to figure out the draft order for the keeper league and pick our keepers. I need help with that. Id like to start the draft next week if possible. We started last years draft July 13th and got it out of the way.
I could draft today.
Who did I keep?
we didnt pick our keepers yet, I suppose that is the first order of business.
1 QB, 2 WR, 2 RB, 1 TE/K/Def, 1 Rookie.
My keepers
QB- Drew Brees
RB- Priest Holmes, Edgerrin James
WR- Terrell Owens, Drew Bennett
TE- Alge Crumpler
Rookie- Steven Jackson
QB
B. Farve
WR
D. Driver
T. Holt
RB
C. Dillon
C. Martin
Def
Philly
Rookie
J. Jones
QB
Mike Vick
RB
D. McAllister
B. Westbrook
WR
J. Porter
M. Clayton
Def/K/TE
Baltimore
Rookie
Tatum Bel - RB Denver
Also, I think I either have the #1 pick or the #2 pick. I remember I finished the regular season in 2nd last, but ended up finishing last in the playoffs - so it basically depends on what you go off of....
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy
QB
C. Pennington
WR
C. Johnson
L. Coles
RB
J. Bettis
C. Portis
TE
T. Heap
Rookie
None
QuoteSh!thead's Revenge (Sarge)
QB
D. Carr
C. Pennington
WR
C. Johnson
D. Stallworth
A. Toomer
R. Gardner
L. Coles
RB
J. Bettis
C. Portis
M. Faulk
L. Suggs
W. Green
TE
B. Franks
T. Heap
K
A. Vinatieri
Def
Dallas
KC
Quote from: SSgt PSN on July 06, 2005, 12:31:58 PM
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy
QB
Plummer, Jake
RB
Portis, Clinton
Faulk, Marshall
WR
Coles, Laveraneus
Johnson, Chad
TE
Heap, Todd
K
Wilkins, Jeff
Defense
Bay, Tampa
See a problem there Sarge....and you only keep 1 QB, 2 RB, 2WR, 1K/Def/TE, and 1 Rookie
Oops. Looks like I grabbed my roster from 2 yrs ago. Where's last years rosters at? I looked real quick through some old threads but didn't see 'em. :-\
yeah, uhhh, try this thread.
I am sofa king wee todd did.
:-D :'(
Stacktown Stalwarts
QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Ahman Green
RB - Kevin Jones
WR - Anquan Boldin
WR - Ashley Lelie
TE - Tony Gonzales
Rookie - Roy Williams
Tight Balls
QB- D. Culpepper
RB- D. Davis, T. Barber
WR- M. Harrison, J. Horn
TE- A. Gates
Rookie- so much for my smart idea to grab Kellen Winslow late last year.
so who are we missing, Hbionic and Chuck?
C_BusBuster Beaters
QB
D. McNabb
WR
E. Moulds
J. Walker
RB
L. Tomlinson
R. Johnson
TE
J. Witten
Redshirt Rookie
C. Brown
Barely Bonables
QB- Trent Green
RB's-Jamal Lewis, Willis Mcshaun alexander :paranoid
WR's- Randy Moss, Reggie Wayne
DEF- Minnesotta
Rookie- Ben Roethlisberger...or whatever.
Done :paranoid
Quote from: hbionic on July 07, 2005, 03:05:14 PM
Barely Bonables
QB
RB's-Jamal Lewis
WR's- Randy Moss,
Still thinking.....
Don't hurt yourself.
Heh...hey, Chuck...blow that redshirt rookie out your butt. ;)
Quote from: hbionic on July 07, 2005, 03:05:14 PM
Barely Bonables
QB- Trent Green
RB's-Jamal Lewis, Willis Mcshaun alexander :paranoid
WR's- Randy Moss, Reggie Wayne
DEF- Minnesotta
Rookie- Ben Roethlisberger...or whatever.
Done :paranoid
So it is McGahee or Alexander?
chuggie you better have your keepers done today.
I'll have time saturday....fo sure! :paranoid
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2005, 01:27:15 AM
I'll have time saturday....fo sure! :paranoid
Just hurry the farg up and get this motherfarging shtein done, polechugger.
I agree. Post your roster or your gonna lose your 2nd RB.
Shaun Alexander
Now was that hard...and i'm not talking about what happens when you think of chuggin'
so, now the draft order. we need to figure that out. someone put ideas out there.
Well are we going by regular season standings, playoff results, or something totally random. I know I finished 2nd last in the regular season, last in the playoffs.
well does anyone have the final standings? If so we can use em.
I came in dead last. :paranoid.
If drafting by Season:
1. Sgt. PSN
2. Mikey
3. Thawk
4. Hbionic
5. Chuck
6. Troy
7. MURP
8. Zanshin
If drafting by final results(playoffs):
1. Mikey
2. Sarge
3. Chuggie
4. Thawk
5. Chuck/Troy
6. Chuck/Troy
7. Murp
8. Zanshin
Just not sure of 3-6....
well unless we can figure out 3-6 for the final standings, I suppose we will just have to use the regular season standings.
I like Mikey's first draft order. >:D
Quote from: MURP on July 11, 2005, 07:33:20 AM
so, now the draft order. we need to figure that out. someone put ideas out there.
Here's a fanfargingtastic motherfarging idea, let this mofo draft first.
Well do you guys (T-hawk, chuggie, chuck, troy) remember where you finished in the playoffs?
id like to wait to do the keeper draft until after the CFFFL drafts are over. We should be able to burn through the keeper draft very quickly at that time. In fact, ill make sure we do. (special hbionic rule will be enforced. ) ;)
Quote from: mikey418 on July 11, 2005, 12:37:35 PM
Well do you guys (T-hawk, chuggie, chuck, troy) remember where you finished in the playoffs?
I made the playoffs? I probably lost the first game. Strike that. My team probably lost the first game at no fault of management.
Quote from: MURP on July 13, 2005, 11:13:41 PM
(special hbionic rule will be enforced. ) ;)
No way I'm farging dudes if that's what you mean.
Quote from: SSgt PSN on July 06, 2005, 12:31:58 PM
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy
QB
C. Pennington
WR
C. Johnson
L. Coles
RB
J. Bettis
C. Portis
TE
T. Heap
K
A. Vinatieri
Rookie
None
Sarge...I was making up my list and noticed that you are trying to keep a K and a TE....you can only kepe one of them... :-(
So when are we getting this pup going and what's the official decision on the draft order?
I wouldn't mind waiting to draft until all training camps have at least started.
I'm still pretty sure I get the first pick.
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 21, 2005, 08:50:39 AM
I wouldn't mind waiting to draft until all training camps have at least started.
I'm still pretty sure I get the first pick.
Either way we draft, you have the #3 spot....
yeah, im gonna be offline for 4 days so It wont start until the end of next week at the earliest. Probably even the week after.
I've been super busy, but I'll try to check every day or two for the beginning of the draft.
Better start getting your list together now, troyboy.
Quote from: mikey418 on July 21, 2005, 09:00:08 AMEither way we draft, you have the #3 spot....
I had the #3 spot. Why did it suddenly change?
Because you suck.
Quote from: hbionic on July 26, 2005, 08:23:04 PM
Quote from: mikey418 on July 21, 2005, 09:00:08 AMEither way we draft, you have the #3 spot....
I had the #3 spot. Why did it suddenly change?
I thought you beat T-hawk in the playoffs....I'll change it, but we still dont know where Chuck & Troy finished, and if we dont find that out we're going by the final regular season standings.
We gotta decide on which draft order to use...IE whether we go by final standings or playoff results.
If drafting by Season:
1. Sgt. PSN
2. Mikey
3. Thawk
4. Hbionic
5. Chuck
6. Troy
7. MURP
8. Zanshin
If drafting by final results(playoffs):
1. Mikey
2. Sarge
3. Chuggie
4. Thawk
5. Chuck
6. Troy
7. Murp
8. Zanshin
Quote from: mikey418 on July 27, 2005, 10:23:12 AM
We gotta decide on which draft order to use...IE whether we go by final standings or playoff results
It really doesn't matter to me. Flip a coin.
we will go by final results.
mikey, go ahead and make the draft thread a while.
How many rounds we doing?
And should I also make a list of players taken?
Quote from: mikey418 on July 27, 2005, 11:28:10 AM
And should I also make a list of players taken?
that would be great if you can.
11 rounds it looks like. we kept 7 players and there are 18 roster spots total i believe.
Before I can complete the list of players taken, I have to know if Sarge is keeping T. Heap or A. Vinatieri...since you can only keep EITHER a TE, Def , or K
However...he's not keeping a rookie so...we could let it 'slide' this year.
Quote from: mikey418 on July 27, 2005, 01:14:45 PM
Before I can complete the list of players taken, I have to know if Sarge is keeping T. Heap or A. Vinatieri...since you can only keep EITHER a TE, Def , or K
However...he's not keeping a rookie so...we could let it 'slide' this year.
No. No we can't. Rules are there for a reason.
hell no we are not letting it slide. Either he picks one or the other or he loses both.
So when is Sarge's deadline??? When we starting the draft cuz it's all but ready...I just have to hit the "post" button with whichever one he is picking.
This has nothing to do with me but anyone who keeps a kicker in a keeper league should probably hand their balls in at the nearest bar.
i sent him an IM to fix it NOW!!!
Quote from: rjs246 on July 27, 2005, 01:38:10 PM
This has nothing to do with me but anyone who keeps a kicker in a keeper league should probably hand their balls in at the nearest bar.
So should we just make him keep Heap?
If he doesnt fix his team by tomorrow at 9am he loses both and we start the draft.
Quote from: rjs246 on July 27, 2005, 01:38:10 PM
This has nothing to do with me but anyone who keeps a kicker in a keeper league should probably hand their balls in at the nearest bar.
Sarge has nothing to lose. He has no balls.
And hbionic would certainly know. He did a thorough inspection.
Quote from: Zanshin on July 27, 2005, 02:08:30 PM
And hbionic would certainly know. He did a thorough inspection.
What can I say, I don't mind giving a reach around, I just don't like receiving them. ^-^
So I get penalized a player since I didn't have any rookies on my team last year?
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy
QB
C. Pennington
WR
C. Johnson
L. Coles
RB
J. Bettis
C. Portis
TE
T. Heap
Rookie
None
Quote from: SSgt PSN on July 27, 2005, 02:36:26 PM
So I get penalized a player since I didn't have any rookies on my team last year?
You chose not to pick up a rookie last year. If you consider it a penalty, you did it to yourself sarge.
Did we keep a rookie last year from the previous year? I don't remember.
Nope...we just started it this season, but I'm pretty sure we decided that we would do it this year prior to the completion of last season.
Maybe you can pick a rookie from last year that isn't on anyone's roster from last year...but that's up to the commish.
no
We starting this bad boy today?
if we can, sure, but im not holding anyone to it today.
Quote from: MURP on July 27, 2005, 02:37:40 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on July 27, 2005, 02:36:26 PM
So I get penalized a player since I didn't have any rookies on my team last year?
You chose not to pick up a rookie last year. If you consider it a penalty, you did it to yourself sarge.
Yeah, way to farg yourself, dickhole.
Ok...I'll get this bad boy started now.
But no bastiching about no lists, time between picks, etc. until tomorrow 8AM - that's when we'll 'officially' start it and hold people to keeping it moving
Can we take this one a little slower? Work was upset with the amount of time I was on i-net for the last draft.
No kidding? They actually talked to you about it? Can you do lists?
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 27, 2005, 03:12:30 PM
Can we take this one a little slower? Work was upset with the amount of time I was on i-net for the last draft.
tell your pimp you have to deal with an std before you can return to your normal schedule.
Quote from: Zanshin on July 27, 2005, 03:14:18 PM
No kidding? They actually talked to you about it? Can you do lists?
Not in so many words, but a lot (and I mean A fargING LOT) of backhanded comments were made about i-net usage. I'll try and get a list set up, but that may be difficult as my home computer is kaputt.
We can just "vote" on your pick if you're not around...
lol, do they know what your doing on the net, or just that your on it? hehe
Quote from: MURP on July 27, 2005, 03:19:40 PM
lol, do they know what your doing on the net, or just that your on it? hehe
They know because I tell them. Half the office are as big as football freaks as I am.
Pfft. That was brilliant....
So, just do it, and keep it on the down-low this time.
Remind me not to rob a bank with you.
Quote from: Zanshin on July 27, 2005, 03:37:46 PM
Pfft. That was brilliant....
It's not like they're upset or I'm going to get in any trouble. It's just in my best interest to minimize the time spent at this hellhole message board.
If they're not upset and you're not in trouble...why? Do we offend?
I can smell ya all the way over here, stinkywhore.
They may not say anything, but it's best to provide the best possible impression even though it may be a false one.
To which one of you two fargnuts am I supposed to send my list? I'll send it to MURP because I don't trust you mikey, you bastich! :paranoid
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 27, 2005, 10:37:19 PM
To which one of you two fargnuts am I supposed to send my list? I'll send it to MURP because I don't trust you mikey, you bastich! :paranoid
And why is that, because I don't like sheep or chuggin'?
Okay...so, are there any rules or deadlines for this draft? At this rate, it'll take until midseason to finish this puppy off. Have we "officially" started yet?