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Started by Diomedes, October 19, 2006, 12:38:46 PM

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QuoteWEST NORRITON >> Police say they sent a woman home after she was found being chased by her care providers in Montgomery County.

Police were called to the area of Egypt Road and Heston Avenue on Wednesday, April 18, at 5:40 p.m. for a report of a woman being chased in the street by two other women. When police arrived, one of the women giving chase stopped to explain that she and the other pursuer were home care providers assigned for the woman they were chasing.

Police were informed that the running woman is diagnosed with a condition known as mechanophilia, which is a sexual attraction to vehicles and machinery. According to the police report, the woman's caretakers are not allowed to physically restrain the patient, so she frequently breaks away in pursuit of vehicles she is sexually attracted to.

Before she was returned to her residence, police said the woman hugged and kissed a Nissan Pathfinder before being informed that she was causing a disturbance and needed to go inside.

Zanshin

Dress up like Optimus Prime, hang out in her neighborhood and see what happens.

General_Failure

All I wanted was a lube job, instead I wound up hitched with a Mini Cooper on the way.

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

smeags

so, the dope that punched the police horse and officer at the pre-nfc championship festivities is now suing the police and the team, saying he didn't punch anyone/anything and was beaten for no reason.

If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

MDS

take a wild guess where a bar with this sign is located

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

Only a goddamn fool could be proud of being born here, like you had a choice where you was born. 

Appreciate signs like that, makes it clear who to shoot when the next civil war breaks out.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Geowhizzer


Rome

So anyone not born in America isn't welcome?

Oh noes.  One more shteinhole to avoid for 7,000,000,000 potential customers. 

smeags

selling coors light is about as un-American as it gets IMO.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

Rome

Selling it is fine in the same way selling kiddie porn is fine. 

Tomahawk

Colorado kool-aid is not akin to child pornography

General_Failure

It is only in that children shouldn't be punished for being party to it, but guided away from it.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

Ed Rendell has Parkinson's disease.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger