$lap dance!

Started by Phanatic, October 21, 2005, 11:41:50 AM

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Phanatic

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/357728p-304797c.html

Having worked for this company makes this REALLY freaking funny!!

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Meet the lap dunce.

He's a married Internet mogul who ran up a $241,000 tab at Scores and then stiffed American Express on the bill - claiming it was more padded than one of the strip club's busty beauties, according to a lawsuit.

Savvis Communications chief executive Robert McCormick, who hails from the "Show-Me State" of Missouri, allegedly charged the mind-blowing sum to his corporate card two years ago.

But when the bill came due, the father of three girls refused to pay, insisting he didn't spend more than $20,000 at the East Side pleasure palace.

Now Amex is suing Savvis and McCormick, claiming Scores turned over signed documents that suggest the bottom line - the cost of a condo or a Ferrari - is legit.

"He was celebrating a big billion-dollar deal - that's a B for billion," Scores spokesman Lonnie Hanover said of McCormick's one-night stand.

"We can't go to a customer and say, 'Are you sure you want to spend another $50,000?' He would be insulted. If they are millionaires and they are sober, they are free to spend."

McCormick's wife, Michelle, said her husband was the innocent victim of a crime.

"I spoke to his assistant and here's what happened: somebody stole his credit card and went to town with it," she said.

But Savvis officials acknowledged that McCormick - who makes more than $600,000 a year in salary and bonuses - patronized Scores on the night in question.

But the St. Louis-based Internet service provider, whose stock is languishing at 68 cents a share, intends to fight the charges and the suit filed Wednesday in Manhattan Supreme Court.

"We are aware of the matter and we firmly believe Mr. McCormick was the victim of fraud," company lawyer Deena Williamson said.

McCormick, 40, wound up at Scores the night of Oct. 22, 2003, with three business acquaintances and handed over his charge card, the suit says.

The card had no spending limit, so Scores took steps to make sure McCormick was authorized to use it, including calling Amex every hour once the bill hit $10,000, Hanover said.

The club also fingerprints its high rollers and checks their ID to make sure someone hasn't stolen their card, he said.

Hanover could not provide an itemized breakdown of how McCormick and his buddies managed to spend a quarter of a million bucks - but he had a guess.

"I am sure we are going to find out it was mostly gratuities to dancers," he said. "He didn't get 1 million dances. Apparently, they gave out thousands of dollars to girls."

He said it's not unheard of for the rich and powerful who flock to the flesh mecca to drop six figures in a single night.

"You could have a great time for a few hundred dollars or you can party like a potentate," he said.

"We had one CEO who on a wild night gave a thousand-dollar gratuity to every person he came in contact with. It is the hundred beautiful girls. They are mesmerizing. It just puts everyone in the ether."

But McCormick is hardly the first businessman to dispute a Scores bill; at least three other suits have been filed in the past two years.

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Diomedes

You worked for Scores?


Dude.
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Father Demon

I worked for this icehole for a little while.  He is the perfect example of a spoiled rich kid with no farging brains.

I am loving this!!!    :-D  :-D
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

You know this guy?  Ha!!

His wife is obviously stupid as a brick.
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Phanatic

No, like Demon I worked for SAVVIS.

From the good things happen to good people, bad things happen too...  :-D
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Father Demon

I know him.  He deserves everything coming to him on this....
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

Christ, having sex with strippers really shouldn't be that expensive.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Phanatic

Really I would have thought $1,000 and a happy ending and your back to the hotel for a nap...
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T_Section224

Quote from: rjs246 on October 21, 2005, 11:58:47 AM
Christ, having sex with strippers really shouldn't be that expensive.
right, it's expensive enough having it with your wife.
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Phanatic

Of course now that the Wife knows it's going to get a whole lot more expensive...  :-D
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Diomedes

What's that old joke..you don't pay the hooker for the lay, you pay her to leave afterwards?  No such luck with wives.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger