Keeper League 14

Started by rjs246, August 01, 2014, 08:40:30 AM

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rjs246

Welcome back, jerkoffs. We have an open slot to fill thanks to Dio's being a giant quitter. If no one fills his slot I'll let the group decide how/if they want to proceed.

Aug 22 - Deadline for owners to submit their keepers for this season (1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR (or TE), 1 Rook).  All non-keeper designated players go into the draft pool.

Draft is scheduled for the Sunday night before the season starts (Aug 31) but that can change if you assbags whine long and hard enough.

Draft order (non-snaking):
1. rjs246
2. hbionic
3. sunmo
4. Zanshin
5. phreak
6. OPEN - Dio's Slot
7. Munson
8. SD
9. Sarge
10. Tomahawk
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

How do I view my roster from last season?

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#3
My roster:

Matt Ryan Atl - QB
(R) Mike Glennon TB - QB
Steve Smith Sr. Bal - WR
Torrey Smith Bal - WR
(R) Da'Rick Rogers Ind - WR
Julio Jones Atl - WR
Emmanuel Sanders Den - WR
Tony Gonzalez Atl - TE
(R) Le'Veon Bell Pit - RB
Ray Rice Bal - RB
Pierre Thomas NO - RB
Trent Richardson Ind - RB
Arian Foster Hou - RB
(R) Montee Ball Den - RB
San Francisco SF - DEF

As always, I am open to trades for basically anyone on the roster. You can probably get Ray Rice real cheap.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD

It's only fitting if Rice is on team wife beater.

Rome

I'll take Charlie Baltimore's spot.

SunMo

hey remember last year when rjs mocked me for keeping mccoy over arian foster?  i do...I fargING REMEMBER
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

SunMo

Phillip Rivers - QB
Colin Kaepernick - QB
Vincent Jackson - WR
Roddy White - WR
Kendall Wright - WR
TY Hilton - WR
Cecil Shorts - WR
Tavon Austin - WR (rookie)
Shady - RB
Chris Ogbonnaya - RB
Reggie Bush - RB
Darren McFadden - RB
Charles Clay - TE
Justin Tucker - K
Pittsburgh - D
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

#8
Whatever, homer. Put your boner away, there are ladies about.

Speaking of which, Rome, send me your email address and I'll invite you to the league.

Here is Dio's roster from which to pick keepers:

(R) Giovani Bernard - RB
Marques Colston - WR
Pierre Garcon - WR
Frank Gore  - RB
(R) Eddie Lacy - RB
Andrew Luck - QB
Hakeem Nicks - WR
Greg Olsen - TE
Tony Romo - QB
Demaryius Thomas - WR
Mike Wallace - WR
(R) Terrance Williams - WR
Garrett Hartley - K
New England - D
St. Louis - D
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

#9
I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.

Anyways, mine from last year:

Cam Newton - QB
Russel Wilson - QB
Matt Forte - RB
Chris Johnson - RB
(R) Andre Ellington - RB
Brandon Bolden - RB
Brandon Marshall - WR
Andre Johnson - WR
(R) Aaron Dobson - WR
Julian Edelman - WR
Brian Hartline - WR
(R) Jordan Cameron - TE
Matt Prater - K
Kansas City - D
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

SD

#10
Matthew Stafford Det - QB
Riley Cooper Phi - WR
Stevie Johnson SF - WR
Lamar Miller Mia - RB
Chris Ivory NYJ - RB
Jimmy Graham NO - TE
Ryan Mathews SD - RB
Alshon Jeffery Chi - WR
Dez Bryant Dal - WR
Josh Gordon Cle - WR
Shane Vereen NE - RB
Marshawn Lynch Sea - RB
Mason Crosby - K
Dan Bailey-K
Cincinnati -D

SunMo

Quote from: Munson on August 01, 2014, 12:31:26 PM
I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.



Shady for Forte and your 1st and 3rd round picks
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Rome


rjs246

So, true to yahoo form, transferring keeper teams is a bit complicated. Trying to figure out the easiest way to make this shtein happen and then I'll send the invite.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF